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My fat friend turned into a stupid skinny prick. by Ernest Wommlegold - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 07:32:43 EST ID:mSCFYKbp No.523414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ever since my severely overweight buddy (no longer buddy) decided to lose weight he's suddenly turned into this complete fucking prick. He looks like a fucking dick, wearing these slim shirts and shit, and he speaks in such a serious tone, whereas before he was like a jolly fat cartoon man. We used to make fun of him and poke him and cover him in flour and call him the pillsbury dough boy. He was the fucking fat guy. Like if John Candy was skinny he'd just have fucking sucked. Can you even imagine that?

He sits in the most rigid posture and looks like a stupid gay hipster, and eats fucking salad. He has a "routine" now, before we just used to walk in and find him stuffing his face with cheetos and mountain dew and laughing and wobbling and farting like the jolly giant he was. He's a fucking husk now. I hate this prick.

I've been trying to get the old guy back, taking him to fast food joints where he orders salad ffs, even getting a bunch of pizza in one night which he ate TWO slices of, before sitting looking mild and awkward. We used to laugh our asses off every time he ordered three meals for himself. It's just wrong. He doesn't look right. He isn't right. It got so bad with him sitting there all mild mannered and not stuffing his face with his hands clasped that one night we all just decided to teach him a lesson and throw him out of the car into a ditch.
Barnaby Dendlelock - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 08:51:03 EST ID:w1xq6GLK No.523415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What a lazy bait thread. Is this what 420chan deserves?
Edward Pucklehure - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 09:43:01 EST ID:P4Ap2ioe No.523416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should replace him
Hugh Mammletare - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 10:40:52 EST ID:6suAgQ1M No.523417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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what the fuck op this is sick your friend is making his life better so you throw him in a ditch??? omg you sick fuck
is he dead??? what the fuck you murdered your friend because he lost weight??? fuck you op i am REALLY ANGRY AT YOU AND IT'S EFFECTING ME IRL
Cyril Bucklefotch - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 14:43:03 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yo I totally understand making up wild fictions about your life and starting threads about them for the jolly chuckles that result, but why do it with such a mundane and uninteresting concept? At least make a thread where you are jealous his dick is bigger or something. Mad at him for losing weight? Not interesting, annoying, or funny. Just totally blah. Try again next week.
Charles Nummleburk - Sat, 14 Apr 2018 09:50:15 EST ID:/pl3Lein No.523451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As a fat man currently shedding pounds I will let you in on a little secret: Being fat makes you less mentally unstable and more jolly.

Ever since I started losing weight, old mental issues have started to come back. Eating less and exercising is np, the fucking bipolar disorder or whatever the fuck it is, isn't.
Molly Ceshsire - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 16:49:40 EST ID:q7NC3IuN No.523474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, you've just lost your comfort eating coping mechanism. Your physical and mental health are not entirely distinct unrelated items. Though I'm not saying going for a run every day will cure severe mental illness. Just that feeling physically better makes everything a tiny bit easier. It's not unheard of for good food and diet to cure mild depression or make worse things a bit less severe. There's one guy who may rage that I'm not advocating a single shot magic bullet to cure your mental illness. There may still be one, however it's not mutually exclusive with your physical health and mental being correlated. If you are starving yourself though you may feel a bit more miserable because your brain produces less dopamine. Once you're averaging an intake on par with what you burn this will clear up. Once you've lost the weight you'll have the benefits of being healthier and the diet induced misery will go.

I lost a lot of weight and I'm much jollier now I don't feel like everyone is looking at me and thinking how repulsively fat I am. At worst I'm a bit scary/weird but there's a chance they're admiring me now.
Samuel Dumbleville - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 12:45:51 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523486 Ignore Report Quick Reply

not feeling jolly? maybe you need to praise the sun
Priscilla Snodspear - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 15:52:24 EST ID:HJRNf/XO No.523487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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1/10 try harder next time

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Martin Crengerwock - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 01:53:45 EST ID:Zi/8StCf No.523495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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lol nice thread

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