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Kirtaner & Spardot's 420chan Wedding

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Need advice by Augustus Worthingdock - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 12:11:32 EST ID:16hFTHk+ No.523467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So i have this neighbor that is my age, but she is even more retarded than me. Serious learning disability i think, been a NEET most her life, medical issues etc.

Anyway i was drunk, she came over, she was sober btw, didnt wanna drink lol. She just sat there showing no initiative, so i sat closer, put my arm around her and kissed her, she seemed to like it. So i fingered her until she came and she jacked me off, she didnt want to do anything else.

This was her first time doing anything sexual, and shes like 25.
Im scared that she'll think we're together now,

What should i do? What would you do? I think i want to be friends with benefits, But im embarassed by being with her and dont want people to know.
Hamilton Gammermeck - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 12:15:39 EST ID:dVp8iHEG No.523468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LIke how retarded? And how retarded LOOKing?
Augustus Worthingdock - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 12:20:43 EST ID:16hFTHk+ No.523469 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I dont know, not actually retarded probably, but close to it. Mental age of 16 i guess. Not too dumb though i think, she reads a lot
And shes not pretty, overweight etc, not as ugly as the girl in the pic.

Im not desperate for a girlfriend, i enjoy being alone but id like a friend, and i do like having sex.
Augustus Worthingdock - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 12:29:05 EST ID:16hFTHk+ No.523470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im pretty decent looking id say, before i quit using drugs i had been with lots of girls, like 9/10 looking ones, then i quit drugs and became a shut in because of anxiety and depression.

But i feel like because of my lifestyle, pretty much no one but girls like her would be with me, and i live in a small town and pretty much everyone is normal, have a job and friends etc

I think ill have to explore a bit more, find out what i want. Like i said i was drunk last night, dont know if id fool around with her sober
Hamilton Gammermeck - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 13:10:31 EST ID:dVp8iHEG No.523471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had a fatty who had a cute face who I used to fuck. Then she found a beta bf who was way less attractive or cool than I was and while I sort of missed the squishy sex and the sometimes good conversation, I also felt kind of good knowing that at least she traded down, and not up. I could have dated her but wanted a fwb thing like you do.
Sidney Brookdale - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 14:23:35 EST ID:HJRNf/XO No.523472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude, paxil
Rebecca Lightwell - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 16:03:38 EST ID:vam3RuNb No.523473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I look at my teachers ass, my penis is standing like a tree.
Barnaby Sullerridge - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 01:32:08 EST ID:dFnBHUUb No.523479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude, fuckoff
Nathaniel Pillerlock - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 02:33:30 EST ID:6suAgQ1M No.523481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I wouldn't jump to conclusions OP. from what you wrote the problem only exists in your head - she didn't say or do anything to make you think that she thinks you're together now.
women, men... we're all just people. like you say sex and friendship are nice things - very possible that's enough for her too.
Hamilton Fisslechod - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 11:35:12 EST ID:hjdKGFK5 No.523483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you shouldn't hit on a mentally retarded girl... but i won't question that
just be honest with her about your intentions
Samuel Dumbleville - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 12:23:57 EST ID:C+6NY20y No.523484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this remind me of the thread where dude dated a retard girl who made him a card with elephant that had spelling errors
Nell Dessleville - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:41:15 EST ID:q7NC3IuN No.523489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This one sounds more like she's just a bit autistic or something. Rather than Jessica. Oh Jessica. He just wanted to take her to his house, fuck the shit out of her and maybe look after her. He wasn't trying to be Jesus.
Phoebe Blythefuck - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 23:06:47 EST ID:IaTqRtaT No.523526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can we get a screenshot of this?

OP you were technically raped so moral high ground is on your side as shitty as it would be. Keep that in your back pocket. If you want a FWB she's probably going to want more. If you leave her alone she's still probably going to want more or think you took advantage of her.

In the end you got off and now its over unless you don't want it to be.
Hedda Smallcocke - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 09:19:16 EST ID:QvcxQVsf No.523533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I'm not trying to be Jesus

One of those threads that's burned into my retinas.
Sidney Driblingwag - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 12:46:40 EST ID:fFqdWlVJ No.523534 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>form Jessica

oh god that thread. That fucking thread.
Ian Dartman - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 17:59:51 EST ID:q7NC3IuN No.523539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to have 3 screenshots but my hard drive died. Yeah that card, the coloured in elephant. I mean don't get me wrong she wanted the dick badly but it was all sorts of fucked up confused feelings there.

Sorry OP I think we've derailed. On the bright side, /qq/ has seen much weirder shit than your problem and I hope you take reassurance in this.
Archie Sublingshit - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 10:04:52 EST ID:huj7hNcx No.523541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I remember that shit anyone have the complete thread.. I remember him posting pics of her drawing some retarded as shit.
Basil Duffingnack - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 08:00:12 EST ID:IELQWNNM No.523568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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