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Hilarious Failed Dates by Simon Chillychire - Thu, 17 May 2018 12:58:30 EST ID:cBYQH4Mo No.524131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sup /qq/,

I just got back into the dating game, and, while I have had some success, I didn't know where else I could share this experience and it would be appreciated.

>Meet up with girl from HS I used to have a crush on, we ain't talked in years
>Flirt and drink and bar hop all night, she touches me like 40 times while we talk
>We go back to my place, I go to put on some music
>I'm so drunk I can't remember my Pandora login
>Think the problem is that I need to restart my computer
>Reach down to restart it
>Lose my balance, smack my fucking forehead right on the sharp corner of my desk
>Trying to clot the bleeding with a paper towel
>She's like "hey im gonna go"
>Dips the fuck out, ghosts me, never texts me back

It sucks a little, I mean I was ready to rip her up, but there's other girls. It's mostly hilarious. I am sure I will laugh if I remember this when I'm 80.
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Samuel Bennertin - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:37:12 EST ID:aUdigX5R No.524141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow man, thats fucked lol. Yeah, that's a pretty hilarious story, you could be proud of that.

Last girl I did (not) go out with:


>Had already went out and made out with her once
>She tells me she's gonna be acting in a play that night, invites me to see her
>I tell her I'm going (it's 10 blocks away from my place)
>She never reads the message, go anyway
>Get there at 10pm, she wasn't acting until the last sketch.
>Get drunk alone between sketch and sketch
>She finally shows up for the last sketch at 3am
>It was awfull, she was awfull.
>Wait for her outside
>Out of battery on my cellphone, and still don't know if she read my text
>Don't want to lie to her and tell her I liked play
>Leave without saying anything to her

Man, that story is sadder than I remembered. She texted me the next day to thank me for seeing her. We ended up never seeing each other again.
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Ernest Siblingfuck - Thu, 17 May 2018 19:11:38 EST ID:dVp8iHEG No.524142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>524131
>Be girl
>Go on date with guy
>Guy can't even
>Cuts face open
>ThisIsNotMyProvider.jpg

You'll find your equally messy Juliette OP. I believe.
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Awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 19 May 2018 15:35:29 EST ID:B/1t3ZFg No.524186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>524142
lol
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Graham Bluttingset - Sat, 19 May 2018 21:38:59 EST ID:kPK7t16O No.524190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>524131
Doesn't even attempt to nurse your wound, clearly not a friend or potential partner at all. Would probably cheat on you and rip your life in half.


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