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my life is fucked and i tapped the last nail into the coffin of unfixable fuckedness by William Giddledale - Thu, 20 Dec 2018 04:37:59 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>born poor as fuck
>in the middle of nowhere
>live in broken down 300 year old house
>have ptsd from family abuse ill never recover from
>all my parents have are bills and money problems
>have lifelong depression
>got fat and lost weight so ill always have stretch marks and look like shit
>its really fucking hard for me to stay skinny
>im trapped in the middle of nowhere and cant do anything
>live in a freezing cold climate
>I could never have a car in my entire life because my parents are shit and poor
>no job opprotunities where I live literally nothing
>my house is so god damn cold I cant even leave my room or go do anything
>literally every day of my life is non stop agony
>I cant even have friends because I live in a cold poor rural shit hole
>I will never get anything from my parents no money, no house, no inhertience, no life insurance payout literally nothing
>get arrested for minor crime
>get put on the longest fucking probation sentence because my shit hole state (THAT I DONT EVEN WANT TO LIVE IN) only gives a fucking 3-5 year god damn minimum sentence for ALL crimes
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Nathaniel Havingmatch - Thu, 20 Dec 2018 04:58:36 EST ID:U99A5Mm4 No.528247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do something about it.

If you channeled all of the energy you spent making these threads to studying or writing or going around looking for jobs you'd be a few steps closer to getting out of your shithole.

You are not powerless!!!!!
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Fuck Gadgechetch - Thu, 20 Dec 2018 08:23:21 EST ID:n3OCtJk8 No.528253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Boo hoo I have a facial deformity
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Nell Worthinglock - Thu, 20 Dec 2018 10:37:16 EST ID:zjnfFdeS No.528257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528246
Just wait out your probabation. Sell some shit for a space heater in your room, a good oil one is $60. You have all of the knowledge in the world at your fingertips so learn a skill or trade online while you're on probation and then fucking move. You don't owe your family anything bro. Want to make money online? Look up drop shipping, Amazon fba, shoplifting. There is so much stuff to do you got this I know that cold sucks but you have to fight. Fight like youre a Palestinian, or you're in fucking Yemen we have it good in the states for now get it while you still can.
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Jack Gidgeford - Thu, 20 Dec 2018 17:28:44 EST ID:jnas4L6T No.528269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how are your windows though?
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John Goodbanks - Fri, 21 Dec 2018 12:09:23 EST ID:O42YQh6w No.528289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude if I had your kind of free time, I would get into regularly working out even if it's just bodyweight excersises like push ups and shit.

Maybe read some books and start learning some shit like how to code that could be marketable or a language you can translate.

Whatever crime you commited could've had you sitting in a prison cell right now watching over your back, so be thankful for your frredom, and make the most of it, a few years from now you could be away from home making it happen for yourself.
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Reuben Barrystone - Wed, 02 Jan 2019 18:28:11 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528247
i dont know what to do. every time i find a way to make my life better it gets ripped away and now its completely helpless and impossible.

i dont like anything i just want out so nothing i do feels like progress and it makes me even more derpessed. i could be having sex with 30 hot girls at once and id still be depressed because of this
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Emma Gackleway - Thu, 03 Jan 2019 19:42:06 EST ID:Lb4Xk6Ak No.528498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Join the military.
Fuck your cat.
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Hannah Gablingstone - Thu, 03 Jan 2019 21:15:41 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528498
im a successful business owner i dont join the military
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Edward Seddlestodging - Thu, 03 Jan 2019 23:11:22 EST ID:kD/qnC/f No.528500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528499
bro i post this on every one of OP's threads
Either become a fugitive or face the consequences of getting drunk and fucked up on xanax and driving around and getting caught. Ducking stupid thing to do and OP deserves what they get
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Frederick Hillernure - Fri, 04 Jan 2019 11:08:44 EST ID:2tz018tx No.528508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
RURALFAG THREAD!

He never did make it to that airport....
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Doris Drublingstone - Fri, 04 Jan 2019 12:21:12 EST ID:Qn+wd3e+ No.528513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds pretty much like Russia. Omsk or any other frigid shithole? Imma here for you, buddy, hold my hand. But you have to understand, the Russian people run away from Russian rulers, starting at Moscow and ending at the Kamchatka, for a reason. And then there was Alaska for some.
Take a hint.
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Polly Wubberville - Sat, 05 Jan 2019 17:51:09 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528508
god i hate my fucking life
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Wesley Bunfuck - Sat, 05 Jan 2019 18:15:47 EST ID:BsaC9DIW No.528553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528552
It's ok ruralfag, we all do too
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John Hinderstatch - Sat, 05 Jan 2019 20:45:33 EST ID:2UJX+JIH No.528558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>528257
>get put on the longest fucking probation sentence because my shit hole state (THAT I DONT EVEN WANT TO LIVE IN) only gives a fucking 3-5 year god damn minimum sentence for ALL crimes
>Just wait out your probabation.
>Sell some shit for a space heater in your room, a good oil one is $60
>learn a skill or trade online while you're on probation and then fucking move
>You don't owe your family anything bro

It's pretty much all you. There's a light at the end of the tunnel you just have to walk there.
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Angus Budgeforth - Sun, 06 Jan 2019 04:05:09 EST ID:DEkx6gxZ No.528580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah, get a space heater. And contemplate what loss means to you. Be someone able to accept it.
Eventually you have to pull yourself out of this, as rarely does life become easier as one gets older. It only becomes something do able when you practice using the "muscles" for it.
Good luck, friend.
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Cryo !!MyIGjUbw - Sun, 06 Jan 2019 04:54:13 EST ID:tXaOyEYm No.528589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528246

I had a shithole life in a shithole town but I saved money and left to a beautiful coastal city (Newcastle for Aussies) to study at uni. You can do it, just seize the opportunity and work toward it. Complaining about shitty life circumstances won't get you anywhere outside of your confines.
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Augustus Blatherman - Sun, 06 Jan 2019 07:32:17 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528589
i want to transfer my shit over to a city but im too stupid to figure out how. i dont know how with 0 resources
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Doris Tootman - Mon, 07 Jan 2019 10:26:42 EST ID:2tz018tx No.528619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528589

lol if I remember some of ruralfag's earlier threads, he was just about to get out of his town but then one night slightly before decided to drive around high as fuck on xanax and got caught. (How he got on probation in the first place)

And then he proceeded to blame the police for arresting him and fucking up his plans, as if that was the sole reason for why his shit got fucked up.

He's a professional victim at this point.
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Doris Sittingridge - Tue, 08 Jan 2019 12:55:33 EST ID:DkVTdCxV No.528633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528619
Which is funny because he couldn't get a ride out of town, he was debating a taxi.

I've suspected for a long time that the truth is sadder, this is just a work of fiction, like ms0fkhoe but without the entertainment or WTF factor. He's just a friend of the mods though.
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Barnaby Cushmen - Tue, 08 Jan 2019 21:46:03 EST ID:qBWVvYi9 No.528639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528633
>ms0fkhoe

Oh man I miss that nigga. Good times. I wonder if he ever talked to that girl.
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Nell Macklechidge - Tue, 08 Jan 2019 23:55:05 EST ID:dJEw/uJZ No.528640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>528498
I think suicide is more reasonable than joining the american military.
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Molly Dartway - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 09:34:55 EST ID:EHcMDYpR No.528643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528640

US military is actually a pretty good job. Pay with health benefits, and then you get GI bill bennies when you get out that'll pay for you to go to college and make it way easier for you to get a mortgage. And you get access to credit unions and insurance companies that only enlisted people and their families are allowed to join. Plus the whole thank you for your service schtick pretty much anywhere you go.
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Cyril Brugglenadging - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 18:41:53 EST ID:LUMBEv8P No.528669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like you may aswell be homeless. in that case, just start walking south. the temperature will rise as you approach the equator. once you arrive in Florida, rally your fellow homeless bums and build a cannibalistic meth community.
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Walter Goodcocke - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 18:56:15 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528640
i just wanna wait tables somewhere in a city where i dont have to rely on people for shit. i just want to be able to walk around and take a bus to work and have a job that pays my rent. all i want
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Buttplug Jesus - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 19:04:55 EST ID:BfQPvhKL No.528675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528643
until you get shot and die.
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Jack Crundergold - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 19:08:37 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528675
i want to die. i want to just live a fun life and die without realizing its coming
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Phineas Fobberstone - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 19:36:35 EST ID:BsaC9DIW No.528679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528675
This might surprise you but there are a lot of non bullet fodder positions in the military. Hell, even the cooks get full military benefits in America. I've been told that the Air Force has the highest standard of living in all of the military. All you have to do is essentially push a pencil for a couple years and you get all of the benefits. Sure you have to put up with some bureaucracy bullshit and have to deal with being told what to do all the time, but in OP's case it doesn't exactly sound like any worse than was he is constantly bitching about is every thread he makes
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Jack Crundergold - Thu, 10 Jan 2019 17:38:14 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528700 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528679

cant even do that with my bull shit. literally nothing is an option
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Polly Biblingbidge - Fri, 11 Jan 2019 01:39:07 EST ID:U99A5Mm4 No.528707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528700
Have you thought about religion? Fucking maybe that'll fix your head jesus christ.

No offense but for fucks sake do something. Yoga, weights, learn Spanish, dancing, write a fucking book, start selling videos of yourself getting tickled for fucks sake do something!!!!!!!
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Walter Neppermetch - Fri, 11 Jan 2019 01:51:31 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528707
i tried religion thats what fucked me. as soon as i started praying to god all this shit happened and i got struck with a ton of disasters

and im studying some business shit i wanna do but too depressed to do it
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Betsy Pittstone - Fri, 11 Jan 2019 10:59:42 EST ID:EHcMDYpR No.528712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528700

Yeah right. The military takes practically anyone who comes in through the recruitment center doors and isn't illiterate or a convicted felon (and even then you can usually talk your way in to something).

I think you're just a lazy fuck who loves to self-sabotage.
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Hugh Guttingshit - Fri, 11 Jan 2019 12:46:08 EST ID:rTQzzI7S No.528713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528712
I think this is a work of fiction, there's definitely holes in his stories.
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Polly Hommledock - Sun, 13 Jan 2019 16:36:46 EST ID:UIEZ/mgw No.528751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528712
not true at all, if you have any sort of medical issues you will be denied. its not as easy as people make it out to be because there isnt a shortage of young healthy retards willing to join.

air force is especially hard to get into, you're delusional.
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George Trotfuck - Sun, 13 Jan 2019 18:10:12 EST ID:BsaC9DIW No.528752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528751
Yeah but I would bet my bottom dollar that OP wouldn't even attempt to look into it. There have been numerous identical threads made by OP with genuine advice given on how to transfer his probation and deal with his shit yet he retorts

>i want to transfer my shit over to a city but im too stupid to figure out how.

and also
>I could never have a car in my entire life because my parents are shit and poor
yet
>>528499
>im a successful business owner i dont join the military

OP is either a perpetual victim that is literally unable to help himself, or he is a troll that lacks original ideas. I'm leaning towards the latter, mostly because of his thread that he made on /law/ http://boards.420chan.org/law/res/46256.php

>"I am a black man being a repressed by an evil justice system. I deserve freedom. I deserve reperations."
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Oliver Hoshforth - Sun, 13 Jan 2019 23:52:06 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528752
i promise im legit. im more into doing my own business ideas and shit instead of joining the military and i have a small savings and small income stream coming in and other business ideas
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Nicholas Sankinville - Mon, 14 Jan 2019 02:36:37 EST ID:ZQ4kCwTl No.528757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528756
and how's that working for you? by the sounds of your OP, you're probably better off trying to join the military. you seem like a total failure when it comes to your own "business ideas and shit".

what exactly is a small savings and small income stream? how much money have you saved, how much do you make on a regular basis? you realize you sound like a total burn out junkie fuck trying to tell their parents they're doing alright when everybody knows you're lying through your fucking teeth, that your savings probably don't break a thousand, your income isn't steady if it even exists, and your current business ideas (if you can even call them that) are guaranteed never to pan out just like all the others you've likely told people you've had. that, or you're referring to selling drugs, which isn't the same as running a business unless you run something legit like a cartel (which you don't) and you sound retarded going around calling it that.

get a real fucking job already
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Phoebe Posslekone - Mon, 14 Jan 2019 04:47:06 EST ID:FqTA4Qrp No.528760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528246
At first I thought that you aee russian before i read about 300 y.o. house
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Edward Bazzlestin - Mon, 14 Jan 2019 09:15:11 EST ID:Wd+3htEn No.528761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528246
You are blaming your parents for all your problems when it sounds like you dont have the courage to improve your life.
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Clara Honeydale - Mon, 14 Jan 2019 10:40:44 EST ID:UIEZ/mgw No.528762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528752
sorry i wasnt trying to defend OP at all, I think he's an absolute retard. I was just correcting the assumption about the military because I recently planned on joining and had a very rude awakening when I realized its a privelage and not a right, especially the Coast Guard. the military isnt desperate for people.

and OP is probably one of those self-proclaimed entrepreneurs when he says his 'businesses'. he probably set up an LLC and a gmail and calls it a business. he might even have an instagram account for it. fuck people like that, the word entrepreteneur is completely butchered and is a cringey word now when it used to have a real merit to it.
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Simon Grandford - Mon, 14 Jan 2019 12:43:37 EST ID:EHcMDYpR No.528764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528756

God what a shitty troll

>I have no money and no car and I can't drive to the airport and I'm stuck in my town
Meanwhile:
>Fuck you I'm a business owner and I have a car that I drive around in while benz'ed out of my mind, I even got a DUI for it!
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Walter Chobblelotch - Mon, 14 Jan 2019 21:52:03 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.528771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>528764
its all true. i want to leave my god damn town and it wasnt my car


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