If I could flip a switch that made it so women ONLY wanted me to fuck them in the ass, I'd do it. Ass feels so fucking good on your dick.

>>154560

I would have figured weed, but maybe he does mean nocitine? I dont smoke cigs myself, but I know it does cause circulation issues, and less blood to the extremities, like the fingers get really cold...

Yeah, I think he means weed tho, haha

>>154561 I agree wholeheartedly.

I'd also like to add that gay guys have it made with all sex being about BJ's and/or butt-fucking. Straight guys have to work at that shit and at some point in a heterosexual relationship, it stops all together. I'm just not in to dudes but from that standpoint, I totally get the attraction.

pretty interesting resposnes. so far it seems ass is better.

whats a pussy feel like compared to an ass?

Ass is tighter, tends to have a slightly "rougher" texture inside, the sphincter feels amazing sliding along your cock, and it's an easier sell to cum inside. Pussy is naturally lubed, more comfortable for most girls in most positions, there's a cervix at the end (good and bad thing, depends on the girl and the size of your dick) and much better tasting.

Given a choice on any random night, I'd probably go for anal. That said, I've dated a girl who only ever wanted to have anal because her vag was painfully tight, and I found myself missing the pussy. In the end, variety is the best.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

bumpitty bump

It's probably from Photoshop quite honestly.

How I hope it isnt though....

You should try failchan and stay there.
Or you know man up and use a reverse image search.
No clue why you would want to find the source see how you spell that [%] on that tiny image. Do tiny images get you off OP?

>>154568
goddamn, that girl must shit cannonballs to fit a dildo that big in her ass

>>154568
someone woke up today and remembered he's butthurt about his small dick today.

>>154544
Yeah man, I like Epicdani, nicki something or other, silly_mermaid. I like to find a girl with a personality. If i'm mentally attracted to her in any way, hhnnngggg

SexyBeatrice
LittleHuman
Goddess Zoey - something about her does it for me.
Xxfuukaxx - This girl has squirted over 100 times in one show before. Nutted one off to her the other day.

AMBERCUTIE!

>>154329

>why are women impossible to obtain
>impossible to obtain
>obtain

you're attitude sounds like shit, they aren't just a product you can go pick up, it doesn't work that way.

I get girls with my awkwardness and thoughtfulness. I've also grown out of being a pussy bitch so talking to girls is easy. And if they are in a relationship or not interested in me I still make it a point to give them a good conversation or make them laugh. Practice whenever you can.

>>154520

For shizzle.


Women are just like guys, except they have no penis and have boobies. Talk to them like you would anyone else. It's not hard.

Get a moustache.
Bitches love moustaches

>>154329

>>154504
Whats your deal?
Wheres the nudes?

>>154504

First she would have to bathe, preen, and dress up in a formal gown for the evening. During this time I would be sitting in the study wearing my tuxedo enjoying a glass of whiskey neat while you drink milk since liquor is only for the adults and favored of the adults. If you ask nicely then I will give you a small pour of coffee liqueur but that is all. As we enjoy our drinks you would sit quietly as I told you about my time spent in Brazil and other locales that you have yet to discover. Eventually she would be ready and enter waiting for permission to look up.

I would tell her to turn thrice as I commented on how she was less than adequate as a specimen, but still obedient enough to partake of the evening. She would then kneel beside my leather chair as I finished my story about traveling to Siberia. During this time she is allowed to drink her choice of schnapps, vodka, or grand marnier a thimbleful at a time. If she wants more than I offer then my manservant Fetu, a small Samoan chap that is only 6'3" and 300 lbs, would smack her hand. When I am finally done regaling you with my tales it will be time for the evening entertainment.

Shackles will be attached to her wrists, ankles, and neck giving her limited range of movement. My maidservant Inga would wheel out a cart with the essential tools. Inga is half-Scandanavian and half-Brazilian. I met her mother during my travels and took her on as a member of my happy family. Inga would then remove the girl's gown (as it is very expensive and not worth destroying or dirtying), and leave the room to prepare dinner.

I would then give Fetu the word to start as he in sequence picks up various sized crops to punish her with. Every time she makes a sound she gets a bigger, firmer crop to be hit with. When this becomes boring for me he switches to the belts using the buckle side to strike.

I tell him to wait and call in Inga giving her the word to kick you in the balls since you are not allowed to have an erection during the time. Fetu continues until she is bloodied on the back. He then strips down and engages her from the rear with her on all fours facing us. She is still not allowed to look up at us so she stares at the ground. Fetu uses her every which way for an hour before ejaculating on her open back wounds. At this point we have an intermission during which she is removed by Inga to shower again and I smoke a very fine cigar. You are allowed to have a peppermint from the candy jar.

When she is brought back in she is wearing lingerie. Inga has changed into a dominatrix outfit and begins to stretch the girl's ass as wide as possible. At this point you are required to locked against the brick wall by the neck, with your legs spread and locked, and your arms locked above your head. Fetu also happens to be a professional piercer so he pierces your nipples and the head of your flaccid penis.

When Inga has managed to stretch the girl's ass to appropriate gape she dons a strap on and begins the next phase. At this point I stand up and remove my tux letting the girl give me a blowjob. She must be thorough and lick both balls, suck them, and deep throat as best she can. If she cannot go all the way then Inga puts on a bigger strap on. It is as this point that I let her look up at me, and when she does I smile slightly before snarling and slapping her in the face. She looks up again and I switch to a back hand. When she looks up a third time I ball a fist, but laugh at the thought, then snarl, and slap her again.

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>>154569

Also, do you guys think I can get into Penthouse letters with this?

I like the way you think

>>154569

>>154500eight inches LONG. by Five inches THICK. with a Mushroom head. Do u doom doom long time? Gook

>>154500eight inches LONG. by Five inches THICK. with a Mushroom head.

>>154493
how to send.you this photo?

>>154503 Don't all penises have a mushroom head?

>>154574nope my ex had a spear shaped penis. looked and felt funny

>>154445

>>154446

>>154447

Unfortunately, the only evidence of those boobs exposed ain't pretty. One of the very rare instances where I've found an actress less attractive after seeing nudity of her. I feel like there are others but none are coming to mind.

>>154457

YES.

THIS.

this is like super true

but when i've seen her at ucb, i dunno, like i was suprised at how properly curvy she was at the right places and was just bouncing around

i don't know if its just me because i do a bit of comedy/all i enjoy in life i drugs and comedy but i find female comedians to be the most attractive celebrities

i doubt most will agree but like shes pretty cute and shes so fucking funny that i actually have like had dreams about fucking her on multiple occasions

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>>154465
you seem like a good person to fuck

>>154457

Not only do I not really even see anything wrong with those tittays, you can really even barely see them anyways and any flaws are probably from the shitty camera zoomed in.

That girl has some ass for DAYS tho. I love watching Parks and Rec when she's in her little business suits. mmm

>>154564

They are small though, but that's about it. Nothing 'aint pretty' about them

>>154335
DAMN dude, thats a sex role model

Right now I like gay porn for some reason or pegging.
Last week was gang bangs
Before that was rough sex
And before that was rim jobs
But I still like all of those now. Just cycle things as OP does.

>>154410

who is that?

>>154519
Lexi belle.
I'd like to see the video if anyone has it..

>>154548
That really doesn't look like her. Are you sure?

Don't want to see his dick, do want your tit-tays though.

how about ur female bottom with timestamp

>>154535
what other kind of bottom would i have? o.o

>>154530

To hairy. WOULD NOT BANG.

/Straight/ for female users should be a thing, too.

But yeah I know what you mean about teh cervix moving forward and the vaginal canal widening. One time I was playing with my ex on speed and I swear her vaginal canal was shaped like a fucking tennis ball, I could touch her cervix with my index finger and the gap between the vaginal walls was ridiculous. I loved it. It was an interesting experience

>>154456
i know you're not the virgin, my advice was for making it good for her. the more aroused she is, the less it will hurt. doggy is really deep penetration, it's a bad position for a first timer. i'm not saying don't do missionary, i'm just saying don't start missionary. missionary is way better than doggy. i really like spooning sex (as i already mentioned) and lotus position, where you sit sort of crossed legged and she sits on top of you with her legs wrapped around and you sort of just rock together. it always hits my g spot pretty well.

>>154459

Ah I would have figured lotus to be similar to missionary in pain since they are similar positions. I figure Doggy having deep penetration is irrelevant if I don't go balls deep. I'm not particularly long, I'm only 5.5 inches in length, its the girth I was worried about.

>>154468
5.5 is an extremely average length, and enough to be painful when doggy style-ing. i mean, do what she wants to do, honestly. lotus is nice because it's less thrusting and more rocking, and thrusting isn't really what gets the girl off.

Just finger her a few times and loosen her up gradually, don't just do it in one session

>>153420
And what is it with Americans fetishising both? How hung up on race do you have to be to make a whole genre about it?

>>153449

pretty hung up, but this is kinda common in foreign porn from what i can tell. the japanese and french definitely have similar genres, though that could be an american influence.

>>153420
MWAHAHAHA That's funny

>>153449

How hung up on nationality do you have to be to try and make this about Americans? A quick appraisal of UK, continental, and Japanese porn makes it clear that race based fetishes are ubiquitous.

>>154539
LOL at how they gave her anime eyes.