/sd/ Sexuality Discussion
hey folks, I could really use your help. my gf and I are feeling a little adventurous tonight, so if you guys could suggest different kinky things for us to try that'd be a huge help (the first post to end in 0 will determine what we do)I'll post boobies an' such in the meantime
>>78755The duckface is a big turnoff for me *shrug*.
Tell her to lie on the bed so her head will be on the edge of the bed and looking at the ceeling. Then proceed to fuck her mouth while grabbing her tits and fingering her pussy.Also pee each other in the bathtub if you're ok with it.
Design your own RPG board games, and while remaining completely clothed play it all night. You'll have lots of adventures then.
>>75617I must've subconsciously remembered your first piece of advice when I suggested this to my gf.She's down for it so looking forward to that happening.
-irl dudes do absolutely nothing for me-trannies/shemales/ladyboys/traps turn me the fuck off as soon as they talk and I hear their disgusting manly voice... or if I'm reminded in any way that they're (were?) dudes.*sigh* Dickgirls turn me on beyond belief and I'm doomed to NEVER have one for myself... irl women just don't grow penises spontaneously nor are they magically born with sausages instead of donutslife sucks...
good fucking lord we cant even have a shemale fetish thread without fucktards walloftexting about science and opression.thisiswhywecanthavenicethings.jpeg
dawg some people just wanna bust a fucking nut
>implying trans fetishism by straight men has nothing to do with oppression
>implying trans fetishism by straight men has nothing to do with oppression
>>78956I see what you did there.
So i had casual sex for the first tiemLike before I would only have sex with my first and only girlfriend of 5 months, I loved her dearly but shit fell apart for many reasons I'd rather not get into right now. One thing to note is that trust is a huge thing for me.So then I recently meet this person, I never go outside so surprise when this person lives next to me. Met this chubby chick, my neighbor, we chill every now and again, do coke or whatevs, but recently we got drunk and fucked. Honestly the tension had been there for a while. I guess I'm all wtf because it's the first time I've had sex with someone I don't love, it was amazing sex don't get me wrong. I treated her like I used to treat my girl, but shieeettt dat confusionOn a more serious note maybe I shouldn't have gone down on her or fucked her unprotected. When I first fucked my girl I asked if I could trust her in this regard, didn't really get an answer with this oneWhatever, hope I didn't get her preggers, can't do shit at this point but make sure it doesn't happen in such a way againyay alcohol
I have these bumps all over my pelvis and chest and shitwhat the fuck did i get pubic lice or some shit despite us both being shaved or did i drunkenly sit on an ant pile or something
>>78739Day-after a.k.a. plan-B pills are a thing that exist. But still I understand it's a difficult situation. I've had those worries many times before.
>>78856Owned.Go to the doctor.
They look like ant bites, wouldn't they appear on my crotch/mouth or is that shit not localized?
hey guise suggest a good condom for me to buy from now on :l
So how many of you guys have had group sex where you were the person everyone was fucking? Would you take a dick in every hole if you have not had group sex? For those who have been stuffed full of meat at a gangbang type thing how did it feel to be filled with so much dick ?
Sounds kinda gay.
>>78871Not if it's a three way.
unf. yes. I really want to get spitroasted.
FTM here. I would love to do that. My boyfriend and I have a dude we both dig who digs us, who also has a boyfriend of his own who's cool with the friendly sex. We might visit in mid-June and I'm secretly wishing to be made "watertight", as they say.It's not even a secret.
I don't care for porn that features these scenarios, but the concept of doing this in real life has a certain appeal for me. I am incredibly submissive and having to please several guys at once is one of the most submissive acts I can think of.The downside is that there is almost zero room for personal attention in that situation. I want to feel "kept," or both loved and used/degraded at the same time, and with this act you would pretty much just get the "used" part. If I ever ended up trying it, it'd have to be a once or twice kind of thing for me.
So /sd/, ever since I was 13 I've wanted to have sexual relations with the 70-80 year old man living 2 doors down from me. I'm an 18 year old male and have never been laid, never done any direct gay stuff (have anally masturbated though). I used to think this guy hated me as a kid (he's been living there since before I moved here), but he later explained that's just the way he comes off. He used to have a wife but she died years ago, also his son hates him and never comes to see him. I just see him walking to his car to drive to his job at a nearby department store, other than that he just stays in the house. I have no idea if he's gay or would be down with sex. Not only that, but I figure if I can do those kinds of things for him, I can get access to his nice house(hopefully whenever I want). However, I do genuinely feel bad for the guy because of all the shit I've seen him go through and would be fine with listening to anything he has to say. Any ideas on how I should go about asking/convincing him to fuck me?tl;dr There's a lonely old man living 2 doors down and I want to go down on him before he kicks and maybe even gain access to his house for additional antics. Any ideas on how to turn this into an interesting first sexual and/or life experience?
Maybe you.... zuck his dick....
>>78942Go over and talk to him. Be nice. At some point propose that you suck his dick. See what he says!
Ok so I'm scared shitless of sex. I'm afraid to even talk to girls because I'm so insecure about this, actually. I'm only like 5.5 long. Is that considered too small, or laughably pathetic. A girl might not say it to my face, but would she be left unsatisfied. Like I said, this completely effects how I interact with girls socially.
>>78905Oh lawd no. That just sounds like a bruised cervix waiting to happen.
>>78898But it's on the shorter side. That's what's got me insecure.
>>78912It is NOT on the shorter side you fucking doofus. Do you know what "average" means? Length matters only about half as much as girth anyway, which you have in spades.nb
>>78923Okay, well that's a good thing to hear, then.
op's dick literally looks exactly like mine.. the fuck lol.
The thread about rating panty sniffing on a creepyness scale from 1 to 100 got me thinking.What do you think would be an example of a 100 on the creepiness scale? Is it more fucked up to be into really hardcore sexual acts (like killing a guy just so you can eat his fecal matter after it secretes from his loosened bowels) or to be super turned on by stuff most people wouldn't consider sexual in the least (like getting off to a dog popping balloons with it's asshole while listening to Clifford the Big Red Dog on TV)?
Definitely the former. Because it's a real act that's quite fucked up. The latter is just ... odd.Also, any idea is sexual, if the person finds it sexual.
>>78396That would be a toss up between a crush fetish and pedos that target infants
The only way I can cum is if someone violates my anus with a dildo made of frozen cat turds and smacks my balls with a hammer while calling me a beautiful princess, and there has to be at least one baby picture of my mother and one Boba Fett action figure within my line of sight.
>>78433What do you mean, a toss? Someone didn't read the classic piece of japanese literature that is Mai-chan's Daily Life.
http://xhamster.com/movies/1784553/ugly_babe_brush_fuck_in_the_right_way....htmlat the moment it would be this
Is it gay sex if the dude has a fleshlight in his butt?
>>78889HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAgod i'm high
I'd say even jacking off with a guy is gay, but who cares.
>>78846sounds no fun for the dude with a fleshlight in his butt, the fleshlight is mostly gonna stay in place so you have this big fucking hard thing in your ass and its just sitting there stretching you outsooooooo, im gonna call it aided masturbation
How is having a fleshlight separating your dick from the inside of his asshole any different than just wearing a condom, your dick is still essentially inside another dudes ass, so technically yes, it would still be considered gay sex.
>>78940Condoms?What are you? Mormon?
I'm a male who doesn't understand or get along with masculine people. I want to express more femininity because I am uncomfortable and anxious playing a socially acceptable male role.What are some things I could do to express femininity? I'm not really interested in advice to the effect of "just be feminine and don't care what other people think", because while a lovely fantasy it is not practicable.I'm not sure what is going on in my head, but I recently went home with a group of gay guys and gave one of them a blowjob despite the fact that I am not aroused by guys. It was after that event that I realized I have pent-up femininity issues or something like that, and that was a way to feel feminine. A natural response would be to think I'm bi or gay, but I am certain when I say I am not attracted to men.
>>78880Empirical evidence isn't the same thing as it happening to you.
>>78874This isn't true at all.
i've struggled with this, and i've always wished i was a girl. i don't want to take hormones or anything, but i think it's more of a cultural aspect. women are able to customize so much of their appearance that men cannot without being called gay. i see so many beautiful dresses, skirts, and women's clothing in general that i will never be able to wear without people shouting "faggot" at me. it's whatever though, i'm lucky enough to live in a city where there are a bunch of people with liberal views on sexuality and have friends who can accept my feminine side too.i've always been kind of feminine. i'm pretty slim (e.g. eat 5,000 calories/day and gain one pound in a week) with very long eyelashes and naturally nice, soft hair. i would be a pretty good candidate for hormone replacement therapy, but i'm a straight guy who is fine being a dude and i enjoy being able to be the fucker and not the fuckee. i've gone out in drag before and nobody has noticed i'm a girl until i start talking sometimes. anyway, now i have been painting my nails (toenails only because i have a job and slightly homophobic family) and my female friends love painting nails with me, and i have gone and had sex with girls who say it's really hot that i express femininity. it's up to you how you decide to express it, and if you don't care, it shows in your attitude. as long as you aren't in an area where people are super homophobic, if you express your feminine side and you aren't fazed what people will think of you and are firm in your view of sexuality, people will be fascinated and accepting. do whatever, and if you have the right attitude, nothing really matters.pic related, a time where i dressed in drag.
>>78913I'm in the same boat as you. I thought about getting on hormones a while back and started presenting as female. I just kind of stopped doing it though. I loved every bit of it, but I'm fine as a bro too. My gf also thinks its great.
Why is it so hard to find females to like to be dominant sexually? i've literally been lookng for years and havent found a single one who doesnt simply do it as a pro dom for cash. I am not gay but have on occasion made accounts on sites saying i an to see the results (call it an experiment) and have gotten tons of messages, meanwhile on my normal accounts have gone forever with no responses from females. I guess the point of this post is....why is it that so many men switch between or are either dom or sub, meanwhile the overwhelming majority of females are purely sub???
I'm a dominant female
I enjoy spanking men and watch them curl up in pain
>>78651>when they can simply hire a man instead?Because the woman would be better at the job? There is plenty of evidence out there which suggests that often when a woman is in the interview chair the relevant skills she possesses are underemphasised in the eyes of employer, in lieu of such things as the capacity for pregnancy, and they may hire someone who is less qualified than the woman who may never have children in her life (and who may have done a better job regardless). That this sort of thing is highlighted is not some feminist or liberal agenda, throwing around words with intended negative connotations without addressing the argument or the evidence of the issue is juvenile and stupid.But forget all of that. I was at no point making a case for the disregarding of one's capacity to get pregnant when considering an employee. What I was doing was pointing out the hilarious attempts at logical thought by anon, who failed so humourously in that last quote, after having derided someone for their supposed inability to process something logically.
>when they can simply hire a man instead?
>>78362When someone makes frequent physical contact it generally suggests that they are just finding excuses to touch you.nb for off-topic
I know you want her to use your body to get off. Women can be dominant sexually but you might have be actively submissive to her. Start giving her oral on your knees, lay on your side let her ride your thigh with lots of lube. That way you get to be submissive and she gets off. Win-win.
"Warming" lubricant must mean "burn the fuck out of your genitals until you wash it off", or is it just this one? KY, I think it's water-based. Do I just have a warming lubricant allergy or something? Basically, what is the best way to prepare my privates for slipping into new territory without raining fire on them?
>>78706Well, this is the first sexual partner I've been with, so I've only had experience with this one lube, which is that warming KY shit.Wet Platinum sounds fuckin awesome, oh man. I don't mind soap at all, it's a lubricant in itself and shower sex is great. It'll be like Sex: Act I and Act II. Thanks for the recommendation.
I've tried some lubes that contain menthol or similar ingredients. The purpose is to produce a tingling sensation, but it can become very strong and feel like burning. This depends on where you put it, how much you put there too.If you were using only a standard type of lube then you may have an allergy. I would do some googling about your issue.
It's unfortunate that there are just 2 kinds of lube really...Water-based, which gums up and creates too much frictionSilicone-based, which never gums but is almost too slick/tends to make you lose feeling after awhile even without a condom. Silicone+condom = dipping your dick in a bucket of warm water. A hand feels about 10 times better...Frequently when I'm fucking, I just don't feel anything (speaking of raw) because not much is moving, regardless of with/without lube; this is especially problematic with a girl on top. My dick is rather large so it feels great to them, and meanwhile nothing's happening for me so especially if I'm on drugs/drunk I get soft (again, especially if they're on top & it forces the blood away from my pelvis).Then they cry because I don't love them, and I'm disgusted by their fucking self-absorption. I really really hate some women. Just fucking stupid and evil cunts, some are.Others are the best thing in the world, though.Sex is, on the whole, problematic and over-rated, IMHO.
>>78721What sucks the most is the burning /lingers/, it feels like you seriously fucked up, haha.Anyway, thanks dude, just wanted to see if the folks here specifically had some good input.>>78722Well in my case...the more slick, the better, by a long shot.Anyway, sex is only one aspect of life, it'd be silly to overvalue it but it's nice when I get to do it with the person I like a lot.
>>78722Try combining the two. You can also buy combos but it's kind of a waste of money.
I'd have to dress in a white linen suit, and effect a Southern drawl. She's white, so she needs to black up, over her whole body. And her nose is a bit pointy, so we could put some sellotape over it to flatten it out and make it look like a n igger-nose. I like the plantation style, the whippings, the fucking. Me as a southern gent, plantation owner, her as the little house n!gger servant.
>>78792>race play>both the same raceI'm sure you could find a black chick that's down for this. Unless you're a racist or something.
>race play>both the same race
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