>>78755
The duckface is a big turnoff for me *shrug*.

Tell her to lie on the bed so her head will be on the edge of the bed and looking at the ceeling. Then proceed to fuck her mouth while grabbing her tits and fingering her pussy.

Also pee each other in the bathtub if you're ok with it.

Design your own RPG board games, and while remaining completely clothed play it all night. You'll have lots of adventures then.

Runescape

>>75617
I must've subconsciously remembered your first piece of advice when I suggested this to my gf.
She's down for it so looking forward to that happening.

good fucking lord we cant even have a shemale fetish thread without fucktards walloftexting about science and opression.

thisiswhywecanthavenicethings.jpeg

>>78955

dawg some people just wanna bust a fucking nut

>implying trans fetishism by straight men has nothing to do with oppression

>>78956

I see what you did there.

I have these bumps all over my pelvis and chest and shit


what the fuck did i get pubic lice or some shit despite us both being shaved or did i drunkenly sit on an ant pile or something

>>78739
Day-after a.k.a. plan-B pills are a thing that exist. But still I understand it's a difficult situation. I've had those worries many times before.

>>78856

Owned.

Go to the doctor.

They look like ant bites, wouldn't they appear on my crotch/mouth or is that shit not localized?

hey guise suggest a good condom for me to buy from now on :l

Sounds kinda gay.

>>78871
Not if it's a three way.

unf. yes. I really want to get spitroasted.

FTM here. I would love to do that. My boyfriend and I have a dude we both dig who digs us, who also has a boyfriend of his own who's cool with the friendly sex. We might visit in mid-June and I'm secretly wishing to be made "watertight", as they say.

It's not even a secret.

I don't care for porn that features these scenarios, but the concept of doing this in real life has a certain appeal for me. I am incredibly submissive and having to please several guys at once is one of the most submissive acts I can think of.

The downside is that there is almost zero room for personal attention in that situation. I want to feel "kept," or both loved and used/degraded at the same time, and with this act you would pretty much just get the "used" part. If I ever ended up trying it, it'd have to be a once or twice kind of thing for me.

Maybe you.... zuck his dick....

>>78943
I'm trying!

>>78942
Go over and talk to him. Be nice. At some point propose that you suck his dick. See what he says!

>>78905
Oh lawd no. That just sounds like a bruised cervix waiting to happen.

>>78898
But it's on the shorter side. That's what's got me insecure.

>>78912
It is NOT on the shorter side you fucking doofus. Do you know what "average" means? Length matters only about half as much as girth anyway, which you have in spades.

nb

>>78923
Okay, well that's a good thing to hear, then.

op's dick literally looks exactly like mine.. the fuck lol.

Definitely the former. Because it's a real act that's quite fucked up. The latter is just ... odd.

Also, any idea is sexual, if the person finds it sexual.

>>78396

That would be a toss up between a crush fetish and pedos that target infants

The only way I can cum is if someone violates my anus with a dildo made of frozen cat turds and smacks my balls with a hammer while calling me a beautiful princess, and there has to be at least one baby picture of my mother and one Boba Fett action figure within my line of sight.

>>78433

What do you mean, a toss? Someone didn't read the classic piece of japanese literature that is Mai-chan's Daily Life.

http://xhamster.com/movies/1784553/ugly_babe_brush_fuck_in_the_right_way....html

at the moment it would be this

>>78889
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
god i'm high

I'd say even jacking off with a guy is gay, but who cares.

>>78846

sounds no fun for the dude with a fleshlight in his butt, the fleshlight is mostly gonna stay in place so you have this big fucking hard thing in your ass and its just sitting there stretching you out

sooooooo, im gonna call it aided masturbation

How is having a fleshlight separating your dick from the inside of his asshole any different than just wearing a condom, your dick is still essentially inside another dudes ass, so technically yes, it would still be considered gay sex.

>>78940
Condoms?

What are you? Mormon?

>>78880
Empirical evidence isn't the same thing as it happening to you.

>>78874
This isn't true at all.

i've struggled with this, and i've always wished i was a girl. i don't want to take hormones or anything, but i think it's more of a cultural aspect. women are able to customize so much of their appearance that men cannot without being called gay. i see so many beautiful dresses, skirts, and women's clothing in general that i will never be able to wear without people shouting "faggot" at me. it's whatever though, i'm lucky enough to live in a city where there are a bunch of people with liberal views on sexuality and have friends who can accept my feminine side too.
i've always been kind of feminine. i'm pretty slim (e.g. eat 5,000 calories/day and gain one pound in a week) with very long eyelashes and naturally nice, soft hair. i would be a pretty good candidate for hormone replacement therapy, but i'm a straight guy who is fine being a dude and i enjoy being able to be the fucker and not the fuckee. i've gone out in drag before and nobody has noticed i'm a girl until i start talking sometimes.
anyway, now i have been painting my nails (toenails only because i have a job and slightly homophobic family) and my female friends love painting nails with me, and i have gone and had sex with girls who say it's really hot that i express femininity. it's up to you how you decide to express it, and if you don't care, it shows in your attitude. as long as you aren't in an area where people are super homophobic, if you express your feminine side and you aren't fazed what people will think of you and are firm in your view of sexuality, people will be fascinated and accepting. do whatever, and if you have the right attitude, nothing really matters.
pic related, a time where i dressed in drag.

>>78913
forgot pic

>>78913
I'm in the same boat as you. I thought about getting on hormones a while back and started presenting as female. I just kind of stopped doing it though. I loved every bit of it, but I'm fine as a bro too. My gf also thinks its great.

I'm a dominant female

I enjoy spanking men and watch them curl up in pain

>>78651

>when they can simply hire a man instead?

Because the woman would be better at the job? There is plenty of evidence out there which suggests that often when a woman is in the interview chair the relevant skills she possesses are underemphasised in the eyes of employer, in lieu of such things as the capacity for pregnancy, and they may hire someone who is less qualified than the woman who may never have children in her life (and who may have done a better job regardless). That this sort of thing is highlighted is not some feminist or liberal agenda, throwing around words with intended negative connotations without addressing the argument or the evidence of the issue is juvenile and stupid.

But forget all of that. I was at no point making a case for the disregarding of one's capacity to get pregnant when considering an employee. What I was doing was pointing out the hilarious attempts at logical thought by anon, who failed so humourously in that last quote, after having derided someone for their supposed inability to process something logically.

>>78362
When someone makes frequent physical contact it generally suggests that they are just finding excuses to touch you.

nb for off-topic

I know you want her to use your body to get off. Women can be dominant sexually but you might have be actively submissive to her. Start giving her oral on your knees, lay on your side let her ride your thigh with lots of lube. That way you get to be submissive and she gets off. Win-win.

>>78706
Well, this is the first sexual partner I've been with, so I've only had experience with this one lube, which is that warming KY shit.

Wet Platinum sounds fuckin awesome, oh man. I don't mind soap at all, it's a lubricant in itself and shower sex is great. It'll be like Sex: Act I and Act II. Thanks for the recommendation.

I've tried some lubes that contain menthol or similar ingredients. The purpose is to produce a tingling sensation, but it can become very strong and feel like burning. This depends on where you put it, how much you put there too.

If you were using only a standard type of lube then you may have an allergy. I would do some googling about your issue.

It's unfortunate that there are just 2 kinds of lube really...

• Water-based, which gums up and creates too much friction
  
• Silicone-based, which never gums but is almost too slick/tends to make you lose feeling after awhile even without a condom. Silicone+condom = dipping your dick in a bucket of warm water. A hand feels about 10 times better...
  

Frequently when I'm fucking, I just don't feel anything (speaking of raw) because not much is moving, regardless of with/without lube; this is especially problematic with a girl on top. My dick is rather large so it feels great to them, and meanwhile nothing's happening for me so especially if I'm on drugs/drunk I get soft (again, especially if they're on top & it forces the blood away from my pelvis).

Then they cry because I don't love them, and I'm disgusted by their fucking self-absorption. I really really hate some women. Just fucking stupid and evil cunts, some are.

Others are the best thing in the world, though.

Sex is, on the whole, problematic and over-rated, IMHO.

>>78721
What sucks the most is the burning /lingers/, it feels like you seriously fucked up, haha.

Anyway, thanks dude, just wanted to see if the folks here specifically had some good input.
>>78722
Well in my case...the more slick, the better, by a long shot.

Anyway, sex is only one aspect of life, it'd be silly to overvalue it but it's nice when I get to do it with the person I like a lot.

>>78722
Try combining the two. You can also buy combos but it's kind of a waste of money.

>>78792

>race play
>both the same race

I'm sure you could find a black chick that's down for this. Unless you're a racist or something.

uhhhhhhhhhh