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Smallest penis in Des Moines iowa by Doris Minningwotch - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 09:18:32 EST ID:M6ZgmtTk No.99954 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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His name is Justin. Used to work with him and would have never known lol. He is still in Des Moines. Any Iowa people out there want to have fun with this? Ask for details.
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Henry Pickforth - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 21:48:29 EST ID:IBlsjQgS No.99959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cute dick. Why make fun of him?

Looks like it'd be fun to play with
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Edward Dubblegold - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:12:57 EST ID:b25KOwaW No.99999 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like has a non functioning testicle to be honest. Don't make fun of the guy, I've had insecurity issues with just having people see my small flaccid penis.


Dick don't work, man by Polly Bellerlock - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 04:03:43 EST ID:4qNiZS/W No.99945 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>22 yo virgin
>Been with my girlfriend for 7 monthes, both virgin
>Attempt intercourse last night
>Barely got a semi, and came while trying to insert
>Didn't even get it in

I don't get it, it's like my dick is fucking broken. I almost never get fully erect when I'm with her despite being very attracted to her, and I cum fast as fuck. I don't have a very high libido, nor do I masturbate or watch porn a lot nowadays but at least when I'm alone I can get it fully erect.

I'm guessing it's some sort of performence anxiety but I have zero clue as to what I can do. She's supportive and all but just saying have fun and don't sweat it isn't actually going to help since I can't help it.

Up till now we just did lot of foreplay and dry humping and I've gone down on her a good amount of times but even when she gives me a handjob I can barely get it as hard as I can when I masturbate.

What do I do? I just want a normal functioning penis and this piece of shit doesn't even work when I need it.
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Samuel Manderwell - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 12:45:25 EST ID:XgWU0Ntj No.99964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99963
I want to try, but you need prescription as far as I know. Was thinking of visiting a doctor but I don't know.

Was hoping for input from people who might have had similiar issues in the past.
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Edward Craffingsitch - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 22:44:18 EST ID:GXPJkl2F No.99966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99961
Listen man. The first few times I had sex? My dick was done for. Was barely past flaccid every time and it wouldn't get much past that. I couldn't cum the first 10 times or so.

As I had sex with the same lovely lady multiple times, though, it got better. Death grip from masturbation is *totally* a thing. She was very understanding, as she wasn't a virgin and I was. Over time it got better and before I know it I has harder than diamonds and cumming so hard I felt like I might rupture her organs.

Virgin sex, starting sex, is awkward, weird, and kind of a mind fuck. Just keep at it, get comfortable, and let yourself go. Over time it will get better. Try not to focus on it too much- just go down on her till she is writhing in ecstasy if your dick isn't arriving proper.

With the right, understanding partner, you'll be fine. I really feel like this is just first-sex experience jitters. Your dick isn't broke, and the more that you think it is the worse it'll get. ENJOY yourself- that is what true, loving sex is all about. Two people enjoying each other's bodies and giving pleasure to someone they care about.

Honestly, if you masturbate a lot (like I did) I would try to stop entirely for awhile. Eventually your insta-cum will subside with her. Lots of foreplay, go slow at first, no power pounding. And if you do cum super quick, get her off and recomp, then go at it again.

You're fine OP. I had the exact same feelings as you did my first 10 - 20 times. The more you do it the better you get, the more comfortable you get- like anything! Have fun man.
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Lillian Honeybury - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:47:21 EST ID:kAYaJLjI No.99981 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99945
srsly erections are the only thing in the entire history of human activity where people seriously believe you can get better at something by *not* doing it

porn can be bad for you because it's addictive, it gives you unrealistic expectations for what sex is like (both positive and negative expectations), it conditions you to expect sex to be connected to the computer, and it can make you feel bad about yourself - BUT - masturbation, itself, is *not* bad for you, and in my experience jerking off regularly but not excessively can actually heighten your sex drive a little. i've gone weeks without coming due to depression and that stuff doesn't raise my libido one little bit, but when I -forced- myself to jerk off I woke up with a hardon the next day. your mileage may vary, but stop making sex about "relaxing" and focus on having -fun- for fuck's sake. if you have the presence of mind to -enjoy- what's going on you'll feel a whole lot more. if at all possible, ask her to stimulate you, a little, but what's critical here is: you have to be happy about it, you can't be viewing the things she does to you as a means to getting an erection or whatever, eyes *off* the prize, the prize will take care of itself.
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Phyllis Subberwell - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 08:33:57 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99964
The off-brand from India is much cheaper and works well enough. They'll send it w/o a prescription. IMO cialis > viagra, though you'd probably only need a small fragment of a tablet for it to work.

The doses seem to be geared towards someone whose dick doesn't work at all in any situation, so scale down accordingly if you only need a little bit of a helping hand. There can be side effects like headache and stuffy nose with higher amounts. Bear in mind that with some drugs (i.e. stims) it can be surprisingly easy to maintain a boner for longer than would be healthy.

If it helps you out the first couple times maybe you won't need it after due to reduced nerves about the situation. Try not to depend on it if possible.
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Jenny Blytheshaw - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 17:43:45 EST ID:r2T4F6hC No.99996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99966

"and the more that you think it is the worse it'll get"
So fuckin true. 29 here, love to meta game, theory whatever, but if I start thinking of life meta it's fuckin GG for the PP

966 is good guy. Keep at it, forget about the awkwards. Try new activities together. Physical activities, jogging, sports, sparring, can all lead to proper fun together. Now that as a couple you're into sexual stuff, enjoy and allow those urges to carry on when you notice them during other moments together. Don't let your bed be a prison.


I considered posting this on /vroom but this board is faster (huehuehue) by Barnaby Blackdock - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 00:15:26 EST ID:yT/nzlya No.99892 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why is it that many of the girls I've been with claim that the sound of a roaring engine or good exhaust literally gets them wet? Why are they sexually attracted to nice cars?

Why is it that when I see/hear a nice car I'm like "damn" in almost a similar fashion to seeing a hot girl?

Why do I feel the same sort of power rush from driving a nice, powerful car that I get from being dom in some BDSM sex scenario?

Why do powerful cars turn men on and why do they turn women on?
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Nathaniel Clucklebury - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 13:03:37 EST ID:tWKop8FG No.99978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99977
Not here. Every other vehicle around here has an intentionally fucked exhaust system. Most of them are bikes and douche-dozers. I've never seen one pulled over.
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Alice Hummerwill - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 06:31:42 EST ID:D1HTb8K7 No.99982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99978
Depends on the state/country I guess. Still, there is no good reason to get rid of parts that make your car reliable and functioning the way it's supposed to, it would be like cutting off your nose just because you think it'll look good. Cars are built the way they are for good reason.
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Molly Brannerlotch - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 12:59:56 EST ID:LacRLLEJ No.99985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99982
> there is no good reason to get rid of parts that make your car reliable and functioning the way it's supposed to

You're preaching to the choir here. But there exists a significant portion of the population who think that idiotically broken vehicles are sexy.
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Martin Hunninghene - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 14:26:29 EST ID:eALdNFcT No.99986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99985
Enough, take it to /vroom/, nb.
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Charles Brookcocke - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 22:02:43 EST ID:sT4Micv4 No.99991 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The machine iprising


Bump When Laid by Henry Bardcocke - Fri, 29 Nov 2013 06:21:52 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.83810 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bump when you're in that post-sex Fuck Yeah.
You could share a detail or ten
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Cedric Pittson - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 23:57:06 EST ID:vcXjNBNw No.99876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99874
congratulations for first vagina/dick in your life.
Don't loose grip of your dreams from the past...
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Edwin Wunnersark - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 12:32:43 EST ID:vkzwl5qk No.99879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've had damn good sex a couple of times today and some last night.
It's like I just figured out a lot yesterday and it's been really good since then.
I've started using my body differently and now we both get horny as fuck. My girlfriend was screaming pretty loudly and she's been clinging to me all day.
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Ian Wurringhun - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 06:51:47 EST ID:bFuk4ZKP No.99885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99879
How do you use your body differently? Is she using her body differently too?
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Priscilla Blackspear - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 11:42:44 EST ID:KS3KrywE No.99921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
we had sexual activity. It was not enjoyable because I had a little bit of period blood left over and I know it freaks him out so the image of him staring horrified at a little blood on his finger then wiping it on a sock turned me off like a punch to the gut and I just went through the motions till he came and then pretended I was done. I hate my life.
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Doris Bonningcocke - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 22:19:50 EST ID:dVTv408w No.99979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The sex kinda sucks but I'm falling in love.

Lol wtf


Ambiguity by Walter Huttingfield - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 16:48:43 EST ID:c2U554GU No.99955 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm a gay guy. I have a friend who's a straight guy (as far as I know). We've known each other for years and we're weirdly close even though we don't see each other often.

A few months ago he came over to my place to hang out (a rarity). We got pretty drunk, and after a lot of heartfelt conversation we ended up cuddling on my bed (nothing else happened).

A few weeks after that we talked about the "incident". He said he really appreciated me as a friend and didn't feel weird about what happened. We left it at that.

A couple weeks ago I ran into him again while leaving a party. He seemed really excited to see me (he was also really drunk). We had a short conversation but then he had to leave. He kissed me on the neck (I think he was aiming for the cheek but, once again, he was really drunk).

So what am I supposed to do? Should I pursue this? Is he just trying to fuck me out of curiosity? Will this ruin our friendship? I'm pretty confused.
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Hannah Choffinghood - Thu, 31 Aug 2017 18:52:46 EST ID:KpyOWbET No.99958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, nigga, abandon ship. He wont do anything if he's sober and I am sure his feelings are just out of because he values you and your friendship.

I had, and I express had, hard, because a gay friend of mine did the same thing as you thinking and trying to do. I valued our friendship until he started making passes at me and started cock blocking me whenever I talked to other woman, until I sat him and had the "that" conversation. He took it pretty hard, but it wasn't the same there after.

Dont think too much of this, I am fairly positive he isn't gay and you're going to regret making a move. But, whatever, what the fuck do I know.
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Clara Hirryfuck - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 00:27:11 EST ID:dVTv408w No.99976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99958
>it wasn't the same there after.
It should not have stayed the same. Was it good before? For you, yes, for him, no.
He did good to change the situation.

You're encouraging Walter to nurture a situation that is not beneficial for him.
Because you lost once lost some unearned benefits you had in a similar situation.
Not a good motive for advice.


What's the deal! by Wtf - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 01:30:29 EST ID:8bV2YaQm No.99948 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If I jack off I can't get off but I get off moments after putting I in a vagina...wtf is wrong with me?
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Shitting Pisslehood - Mon, 28 Aug 2017 01:52:42 EST ID:WEmszGt3 No.99949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Normal? Somewhat excited? A young man? Not a pornstar or someone in a committed relationship who has sex all of the time and is kind of numb to it?

Men are so insecure, no one cares but you my dude just be polite and eat her puss
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Edward Craffingsitch - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 22:58:47 EST ID:GXPJkl2F No.99969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99949
CORRECT

With time it gets better. Trust me. I was speedy mccumalot at first- the more I did it, the better I got at it. And I got *really* fucking good at eating chicks out, to their great enjoyment.


Semen travel distance by Jarvis Nushwill - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 17:52:10 EST ID:IiGyvM8y No.99832 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did you ever cum so hard that your semen hit the ceiling? I never managed to get my semen on the ceiling, even when I'm real horny. Does this mean that I'm not "man" enough? What was the longest distance that you made your semen travel with an orgasm?
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Tzeench - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 03:46:33 EST ID:GXu9k1kd No.99865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99832
So, its not normal for me to hit the ceiling every time I cum? Because I am gonna feel damn good if it isn't for some reason
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Priscilla Guttingfoot - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 09:42:42 EST ID:FasG2p6r No.99867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99847
Of course the pressure coming from your prostate spasms is gonna vary but at the end of the day speed and distance of ejaculation is about the shape of your nozzle.
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Beatrice Crammerletch - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 15:13:34 EST ID:fA+r/o+R No.99941 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hit the ceiling once. Pretty sure only once. It took a lot of drugs, water and porn.
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Martin Hobbernine - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 01:07:39 EST ID:RY9rrnJT No.99944 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99867
sounding reduced my distance
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Edward Craffingsitch - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 22:37:14 EST ID:GXPJkl2F No.99965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99941
I have never hit the ceiling. But I have had it travel an impressive distance over my laying down body, past my head, and about 4 ft into my room.

Ya'll remind me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7mVHH9fHuM


Post your smegma ITT by Ernest Buzzgold - Tue, 29 Aug 2017 22:53:11 EST ID:omhzo9n9 No.99952 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Day 2 of not washing my tip ;)


Virgin scared to have sex when the opportunity arrives by Sophie Bricklested - Thu, 08 Jun 2017 00:03:57 EST ID:S+AqeTnV No.99733 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I feel like maybe this is a good place to talk about this. Essentially I am a 27 year old virgin guy and have over the course of the last month, met a girl on a dating site and things have been going well.

Too well in fact you could almost say. Now, even though I'm as old as I am I have pretty much zero experience in dating women and only very recently reached a level of comfort in myself where such a thing is even possible. Our second time meeting in person I slept at her place and we did some lewd thing and she was acting like she wanted to have sex.

Third time we meet I stay over there again, same kinda thing progresses only this time she straight up is telling me she wants to have sex, no just hinting or anything about it. I nervously respond that I like to really get to know someone before I have sex with them. She asked how long and I said until I know them really well. Maybe such behavior gave away that I was a virgin on its own but I did not tell her I was. I am nervous to do so as I feel it's a little embarrassing at my age. I am getting ok with myself that I am quiet to other people about it because it feels like such a mark of my social ineptness.

I guess where I'm going with this is after thinking for way too long, I realize the actual act of sex itself scares me. The chance of getting an STD or a pregnancy happening being two of the main factors. I'm still not sure if I even really want to date this girl either and I feel so indecisive about my feelings for her but that's more a story for qq I suppose. Maybe even this story is.

I know this is a fear most people would have gotten over as teenagers if they even had I'm just now getting to a place where having sex is even something that is really possible. I have also kinda wondered about how soon is it expected if I really do want to follow thru in dating this girl.

Is there any other people who may have felt this way or do feel this way that have any advice? Is it just because I'm not with the right girl possibly?
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Alice Mengerpock - Thu, 08 Jun 2017 19:27:36 EST ID:UgaZyXgx No.99738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99733
i would just say something along the lines of "fyi i haven't done this since i was in my teens and i'm nervous as hell, but let's go." with any luck she'll take the lead a bit, after all you both want to have fun here.

  1. foreplay. important.
  2. awkward happens. don't get hung up on it.
  3. use a condom.
  4. communicate.
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Beatrice Crammerletch - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 15:29:06 EST ID:fA+r/o+R No.99942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99733
Sorry to necro thread but just tell her you are a virgin dude. She will understand probably.
>The chance of getting an STD or a pregnancy happening being two of the main factors
Sex scares me for a lot of reasons but not those reasons. Just wrap your dick you dumb ass. Or make the girl get tested and prove she is on the pill. Sheeshers.


Sex Dolls by Nicholas Tootworth - Thu, 06 Aug 2015 23:45:46 EST ID:Prl6jBQZ No.94654 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ask a guy who just got the email, that the sex doll he ordered a few weeks back is on its way
>pic related
Same model but pale skin instead.
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Sidney Blenkinnidge - Tue, 22 Aug 2017 14:55:02 EST ID:JQnj6Clz No.99933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99929
no its just a public toilet
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Caroline Brollywock - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 14:03:48 EST ID:KS3KrywE No.99934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99933
Prove it is you with face and time stamp

Did you inflate her in the bathroom or did you bring her in through the restaurant (dressed, presumably), sit down, order two coffees, then discreetly slip out to the Jon, her waiting outside while you checked that no one was in, then giggling, you picked her up over your shoulder and brought her into the cubicle and tore each other's clothes off.
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Charlotte Bandlesat - Thu, 24 Aug 2017 20:33:59 EST ID:JQnj6Clz No.99938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i just inflated her in the toilet stall. set up the camera, then had sex with her. the deflated her put her in a bag and went home.
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William Brapperstock - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 00:01:05 EST ID:KpyOWbET No.99939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99938
lmao.. this fucking guy.
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Fuck Pickway - Fri, 25 Aug 2017 10:45:58 EST ID:Hr8vJ3Sh No.99940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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...okay


??? by Frederick Bullyspear - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 05:42:13 EST ID:PsX0xBeD No.99894 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You guys ever start jerking off then stop because you're touching a dick and that's pretty gay
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George Brookdale - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 00:08:25 EST ID:Q26Tii5o No.99897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99894
The only medicine for this is to masturbate with somebody elses penis
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Oliver Sanderwutch - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 15:34:55 EST ID:jZ7ddMvy No.99904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99897
You mean like with my b hole? That's not a bad idea actually. It's not gay because it's not like I'm grabbing it right?
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Phineas Blillywet - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 18:18:35 EST ID:hCUwElnm No.99905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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never
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Ebenezer Pitthall - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 12:50:16 EST ID:i0jXwlRG No.99924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99905
>that gif
Oh. My. God.
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James Brigglefuck - Mon, 21 Aug 2017 08:19:04 EST ID:maYLC0U4 No.99927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99905
That's a waste of a perfectly good ball python.


Fappin by Fuck Bammerket - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 09:16:47 EST ID:IoOyNBM2 No.99920 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I used to fap for hours on adderal. Ive quit that but miss being able to do that. Is there anuthing else that will help last that long? Booze? Weed? Dietary supps?
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Beatrice Fasslefield - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 12:09:41 EST ID:hXGXnLjt No.99922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I fap for hours on tryptamine psychedelics all the time. They make me absurdly horny, especially 5-meo-mipt. The only catch is they prevent me from coming, which for me is a plus. It's like nonstop edging without the bother of having to stop, start, adjust your pace, etc. You can just go full blast with a good onahole and ride the pleasure vibes for hours, nonstop.
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Fuck Bammerket - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 12:16:57 EST ID:IoOyNBM2 No.99923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99922
Any psychedlics in particular?


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