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Asexuality and Sex Appeal by Shit Dridgekine - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 02:13:58 EST ID:/pVCpj4o No.99549 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Would an asexual person feel attraction to features such as tits or ass? It's just sex they don't want, no?
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Charles Soblingdan - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 16:56:24 EST ID:ayjak/lm No.99553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A lot of people believe asexuality isn't real because everyone takes the limits of their own imagination to be the limits of reality, and the smaller-minded they are, the more they link perceived deviance to a moral issue inside their simple worldviews. That said, it's a little understandable because "asexuality" covers a huge array of manifestations, from "people who just have a really low libido" to "people who are actively disgusted by the very idea" and all sorts of things in between. As a general matter, though, people who would call themselves "asexual" generally aren't lacking in any sense of aesthetics. So the best generalized answer you can get is "some of them."
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Emma Bunbury - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 18:44:50 EST ID:jhvfOtES No.99554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I worked with a girl who described herself as asexual, and she would still find people cute / hot and would still enjoy lewd humor which I found kind of confusing. But I guess it demonstrates a healthier worldview for an asexual person to have than one who clams up and blocks off any concept of sex in any context.
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Shitting Hongerridge - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 23:26:11 EST ID:b0uqe0+a No.99556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've met plenty of asexual people, its really not that crazy of an idea. I'd say more of a lifestyle (be it choice or not) that people just get used to.
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Samuel Bangernad - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 17:19:58 EST ID:liHwCr+0 No.99594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99549
It depends on the asexual person in question.
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Graham Grimspear - Sun, 14 May 2017 16:40:41 EST ID:WU21h0az No.99667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99549
As a beautiful form yes especially faces. But the biggest part of the appeal of say an ass or tits is the sexual attraction part. and yes there are people with an extremely low libido without a doubt which is what asexuality is. I'm at least 90% hetero and yet I can appreciate a beautiful male body even if it doesn't cause me any arousal.


Identify fetish. by Polly Mankinlat - Mon, 08 May 2017 09:30:08 EST ID:Yxrmvmv6 No.99635 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello!

There is a turn on I am wondering if there is a fetish - ish name for.
Having sex with one person and thinking about someone entirely different.
And even if you have sex with that entirely different person, you still get turned on by thinking about somebody else.

Is there a name for it?

(Picture unrelated)
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Graham Grimspear - Sun, 14 May 2017 16:32:09 EST ID:WU21h0az No.99666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99635
objectification?
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Phyllis Pankinson - Wed, 24 May 2017 17:22:44 EST ID:hk2SFpV1 No.99692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think this is just called 'the grass is always greener on the other side.'
I could see this developing, but the reality is it would make you always be an asshole to everyone you ever fucked.


how to be the leader? by Nathaniel Donnerway - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 11:36:05 EST ID:xX5obDOM No.99558 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so i like my coworker but he seems like a sexual brickwall. like being cute and nice to him isnt going to be enough to get him into bed. so i have to do all the leading which ive never done before. what are some ways i can slowly win him over without scaring him off? also he may be a 40 year old virgin lol even my other coworker has that vibe about him
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Caroline Smallbanks - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 14:00:02 EST ID:jhvfOtES No.99568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Like is he just oblivious? Make your interest in him really cartoonishly obvious and he should get the picture.
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Charlotte Fizzlestone - Mon, 08 May 2017 12:34:37 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does he seem like he might be attracted to you even if he doesn't do anything?
Could you start being a bit physical when talking to him?
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Cedric Guzzlelat - Tue, 09 May 2017 01:46:44 EST ID:s63MH99F No.99637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99558
> "Hey Anon! Close your eyes plz" kiss his lips or grab his dick
> Next him and have sex with a man
choose one
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Jarvis Fasslenatch - Tue, 09 May 2017 05:02:49 EST ID:xev7E4Wk No.99639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99558
Two weeks ago, I would've thought you were talking about me. However, one of my coworkers got through to me and now we're screwing like bunnies and she's already hinting at marriage. So maybe I can help you.

She had flirted with me for a while. Touching and rubbing my arm during a conversation, talking about getting together for coffee, telling me she would be alone over a long weekend. I wasn't oblivious about her actions, I just didn't see it going anywhere since I lacked experience in how relationships started, didn't have the confidence to take a chance and felt comfortable and safe in my isolation.

She got me to commit to asking her out for coffee sometime. This was right before the long weekend I mentioned previously. I felt like I had a promise to keep, so I called her to ask her out. I intended to just get coffee (we virgins tend to take things very literally), but found a live band playing at a pub she recommended, which turned it into an evening date. She requested I pick her up and drop her off since she didn't like driving in the dark.

We never had coffee, drinking light beers / cider instead, and shared a platter of finger foods. She's a talker, and kept the conversation going all evening, with the occasional contribution from me. She got close and into my personal space - sitting face-to-face on a bench with knees touching, leaning close, really got my attention.

When I dropped her off, she invited me in for coffee. We talked late into the night, and when I finally left I kissed her goodbye. A long, intense hug from her before I got into my car convinced me to ask her if I could spend the night. She agreed, and gently guided me the rest of the evening, taking care never to push me but not letting me back out easily either. I wasn't ready to make any kind of commitment and told her so, she was ok with that. The rest has been a natural progression.

OP, I suggest you take it one tiny step at a time with your coworker. Offer an opportunity and let him take a step. If the steps are small enough and he's interested, he'll go where you want him to. Once the ice is broken with sex, his confidence will grow and he'll start to bel…
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Graham Grimspear - Sun, 14 May 2017 16:26:36 EST ID:WU21h0az No.99665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99558
ITT sexy icebergers meet normal chicks oblivious to the autistic side of the moon


some penis-sheat by Mixed Feelins - Sat, 13 May 2017 17:52:16 EST ID:uTEcHCjX No.99663 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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  1. what happens when you get an erection in this?
  2. why am I aroused by this?
  3. whats the name for this thing?
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Thomas Shittingstone - Wed, 17 May 2017 19:35:27 EST ID:/n8x5TJh No.99674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its to collect piss for people who cant control their bladders


When your grilfriend is "asexual" by Lumny Smiley - Sun, 07 May 2017 03:59:12 EST ID:5li4sIuT No.99631 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What would you do?

Isn't this a slap in the face?
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Graham Siblingsudging - Sun, 07 May 2017 09:06:59 EST ID:liHwCr+0 No.99632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99631
I would talk with her to understand what she means. At the moment she identifies with a label, but why? There's any number of different factors or reasons why she might be using the term. Perhaps she just doesn't like or trust you. Perhaps she's gay and repressed. Perhaps she's just not attracted to anyone, but could still enjoy sex. Perhaps she had bad experiences with men. Perhaps she has hormonal issues. Perhaps ______ (fill in the blank).
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Clara Goodlock - Sun, 07 May 2017 13:12:58 EST ID:jhvfOtES No.99634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe it makes me an asshole, but I think a securely asexual person should be ok with their non-asexual partner fulfilling his/her sexual needs with someone else. Ideally, asexual people will couple with one another, but everyone knows feelings don't always work out ideally and compromises usually need to be made.
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Cedric Guzzlelat - Tue, 09 May 2017 01:49:40 EST ID:s63MH99F No.99638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99631
She isn't asexual, she doesn't want you.
> asking for sex
> having an "asexual" gf
wtf is wrong with you?
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Nigel Gettingstone - Sat, 13 May 2017 09:38:09 EST ID:mfzu8SJC No.99656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99631

Asexual is just another word for diminished libido and is an indication of a physical health issue, possibly depression but many other things can cause diminished libido.


# of sexual partners by Augustus Sopperdark - Sun, 29 Mar 2015 18:03:30 EST ID:l8c3DqOO No.93090 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Mine is 4 whats yours? Male

Also tell me your gender
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Lillian Clogglebanks - Tue, 09 May 2017 20:56:59 EST ID:a8oWbgPq No.99641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99539
>but a bit over two years ago i met the person i want to spend the rest of my life with
>we'll be together in person for the first time next month.
Dude.

...best pf luck.
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Edwin Chazzlepare - Tue, 09 May 2017 22:02:49 EST ID:5K9nDZFT No.99642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What bewilders me is not so much the amount of people women fuck, but that guys here fuck so very little (I include myself). That either means that women fuck a huge amount of other women, or that there are some guys (that obviously don't frequent this website) that get laid even more than said girls. Teach me your ways, masters

Also 25 / M / Around 8 or something, all female.
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Phineas Dendlefirk - Wed, 10 May 2017 04:21:08 EST ID:Ju+f7H+6 No.99644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99642
Guys generally have low standards for casual sex so very attractive ones can just fuck new girls all the time.
This is detrimental for men and women since the natural choice for everyone is to pick the one you're most attracted to if several people want to be with you which causes women to just get casual sex with the most attractive guy instead of a relationship with a guy in her own league even if she'd rather have real relationships than just casual sex.
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Ernest Goppercocke - Wed, 10 May 2017 10:22:13 EST ID:XzjG1Lkn No.99645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Male, 4 partners, 26 years of aging.

I lost my virginity at age 18 then had no sex for 7 years went to a mental ward and started getting it in again.

I have 4 now but anticipate like 5 more.
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Nigel Gettingstone - Sat, 13 May 2017 07:55:43 EST ID:mfzu8SJC No.99655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99645

5 more in life I mean.

I'm not very ambitious.


Weird Sex by Jarvis Blackworth - Sat, 06 May 2017 03:29:48 EST ID:5hJShYTU No.99622 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have this girlfriend and I'm her first. We've been together for a while but I'm posted at a different town for three months, and it's the first time we've spent time away from each other for a long time.

She's always mentioned how she's open to anything, but was pushing that as soon as I come back, I'm off work for a month, as is she, so we're just probably going to fuck all the time. She's asked me to do whatever I want to her when I get back and she'll be open to it.

We've been pretty vanilla lately, but I've been slightly fingering her ass during sex and she seems to be in to that. I proposed adding another girl as long as she's in to that as well and she said she'd try to find someone. Is their any suggestions I should be thinking about? Those were the biggest kind of "fantasies"I could think of. She called me really vanilla after it so I think she was hoping that I'd say some more risque stuff, but I didn't want to scare her saying something really weird.
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Oliver Bunfuck - Sat, 06 May 2017 04:55:39 EST ID:5pzIvUpK No.99623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99622
she just needs to cum so weirder shit seems ok
just give her the d
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Ian Divingbanks - Fri, 12 May 2017 14:25:12 EST ID:vCZ2nawx No.99653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Footplay is pretty accessible as far as kinky shit goes. Watersports might be fun, or diapers.
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Lillian Sigglelock - Fri, 12 May 2017 18:00:38 EST ID:d4WsaeqI No.99654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99622
Clearly she has something specific in mind. Just ask her what she wants!


"You should come over, no one will be home" by Frederick Huzzleman - Wed, 10 May 2017 16:08:18 EST ID:r5qCGAJP No.99646 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>ok so there's this girl
>we've known each other for like 8 years
>strictly platonic, nothing romantic/physical
>over the years though, little bits of sexual tension and flirtatiousness here and there
>one day straight up tells me she's attracted to me
>can't do anything about it, she's dating this other guy
>such is life, I'm not all that busted up over it
>so we're hanging out two weeks ago
>she tells me to come over again specifically after a certain date because bf will be gone and she'll have the house to herself for like a month
>mfw

so is she DTF or am i reading way too fuckin far into what is most likely a regular hangout invite?


apologies if off-topic
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Ernest Goppercocke - Wed, 10 May 2017 16:23:04 EST ID:XzjG1Lkn No.99647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99646

She's DTF if you don't fuck it up like the awkward sasquatch missing link piece of shit you are.
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Sidney Lightforth - Wed, 10 May 2017 23:18:13 EST ID:FyJYFT2m No.99648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99646
seems likely. an old roommate told me something super true which could be related.
it's never in the bag until its in the bag. if you show up, and the vibes aren't right, that's just the way it is. it does seem as though she wants your organs.


swipe right to fill void by Charles goodfooke - Sat, 06 May 2017 01:18:20 EST ID:bZO84gEp No.99621 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have a personal inquiry that I'd want advice on. I'm 26, American and an attractive male, but ever since I started dating my earlier 20s, I dont think I've had a serious relationship. Almost every date I've gone on with women typically ends with me hooking up with my date whether thats sex, like a week ago or Monday when I brought a girl home from an okay tinder date and ended up eating out her out in my bedroom until she came and called an uber after an hour or s of cuddling/making out Ended up going on a second date with her Wednesday and she wanted to hold hands and kiss. I was okay with it but idk, felt like there was something lacking. To go back to my original point I guess it always feels like people I do end up meeting and vining with, sex or not always give me the response of not looking for anything serious or something rather.

How do I get out of this cycle? The longest I've been with a chick so far is 3 months and even then we're just 'friends' who smoke and fuck. I doubt things will work out with me and this chick I've talked to since february due to moving and distance implied but how do I move beyond being a one night stand or fuck buddies in the future?

Is any other relationship type worth it at this point?

Stop using okc and tinder?

Feels like these women want all the affection but none of the strings honestly. Go with the flow? Go abstinent? Fuck.
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Esther Fanspear - Sat, 06 May 2017 05:37:32 EST ID:5li4sIuT No.99624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>having sex on the first date
>expecting a serious relationship

people these days.... " - -
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Graham Gankinwill - Sat, 06 May 2017 11:49:16 EST ID:bZO84gEp No.99628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99624


So this lady by Caroline Wibbersine - Fri, 05 May 2017 16:20:47 EST ID:C8E6MU+W No.99615 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is coming to my house tomorrow and we most likely will get to fuckn

we met in the psych ward both completely nuts we take meds

anyway in the ward i talked about being tied up and she said it turned her on like a faucet of cum flowing from her pussy.

but later she said she had no desire for this.

I attribute herchange of desire to her fickle nature and mental illness as I, too, am a fickle man but what are some ways i can convince her to tie me up without being too obvious about it, i need subtlety.
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Hugh Begglecheg - Fri, 05 May 2017 17:25:59 EST ID:kAYaJLjI No.99617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99615
i don't know just try some random stuff and don't get too attached to the idea because crazy people say things they don't mean sometimes. if she doesn't bite it's not worth pushing it considering the circumstances.

imo someone who isn't actually into being a dom is more likely to hurt you because they're not being mindful of what they're doing, double points for mental illness
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Frederick Lightson - Fri, 05 May 2017 18:37:01 EST ID:4SF5KrAF No.99620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99617

>imo someone who isn't actually into being a dom is more likely to hurt you because they're not being mindful of what they're doing, double points for mental illness

mm good point thanks,


your opinion on an ethical matter by trevparty - Mon, 01 May 2017 00:06:43 EST ID:fuHyD1YZ No.99601 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it sum baggy of a 30 year old to seek out 20 year olds? The difference between someone my own age and someone in their low 20s is... striking--to me personally, at least. The beauty of petite girls with blue eyes does something spiritual to me. I can't help but surrender everything I have to such sublime, radiant feminine perfection. Now is this perverted behavior? because I can't help but feel a tiny bit guilty, like I'm exploiting someone :(
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Basil Hollerdotch - Mon, 01 May 2017 05:16:48 EST ID:L9VJt1pW No.99602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99601
>Perverted
>means un natural
It is not perverted. If you just want sex it's great. As you get older I've noticed that the age of the oldest women you find attractive rises at around a year, maybe more per year but the age of the youngest moves at a fraction of that.

Now for actual ethics and not being a biological aberration I'd say consider a few things then go for it. They are consenting adults we're not talking about 16 or 17 year olds (who are legal where I am but probably could be manipulated pretty easily), I'm a fan of romeo and juliet type laws but by 20 it's fair game for anyone. As long as they're not blind drunk or clearly super immature for their age then go for it. A lot of women like an older man, they find that more attractive.

If you want a great relationship it's dumb as fuck. You can probably compromise around 22/23 if you're willing to shop around and find one of the more mature ones who if you want that. But that's not ethics that's just avoiding disappointment.
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Hugh Begglecheg - Fri, 05 May 2017 17:28:17 EST ID:kAYaJLjI No.99618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's not "perverted" but it's not a free lunch lol, the reasons you don't like 30somethings also apply to YOU and you'll have to date lower quality or pay your way


Weird masochistic big dick fetish (what is wrong with me) by Jenny Clayfuck - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 18:24:22 EST ID:FpUomoa2 No.99495 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm strangely obsessed with penis size. I think this is largely due to me watching a ton of porn growing up and into adulthood. I caught on fairly quickly that in videos where the guy looked to have a thicker/longer dick, the receiver of said cock was much more pleasured than a similar video with a small or average dick. I'm 28 now and I've had around 30 sexual partners (all female). I've been obsessed with my size since I can remember. And penis size in general. Whats ironic is that I'm almost completely average but I've had a few girls tell me they thought I was small. I'm right under 6 inches length and around 5.5 inches girth at the base.


I have this very odd masochistic mindset about the whole thing. After I start seeing a girl and have slept with her a few times, I love to inquire about her previous partners and their size. I also have this completely anecdotal mindset/worldview that once a girl has been with a bigger (thicker, girth is the real winner usually) guy for a while, that she won't find as much pleasure with a smaller sized man after that. Length factors in too I believe since some girls like their cervix being hit, but I think girth is the key. Anyways, I know what everyone will say, vaginas are like rubber bands, they recover tightness and all that, yada yada. And they definitely do to a degree. But they always seem to loosen back up to a state where I feel like I'm not really 'filling' the girl up. Am I the only one that feels this way?

It's fucking with my head because its almost crossing the line into 'stallion' territory. But that's not really where I'm at or what I want at all. It's more so me being jealous of all these other guys being able to fuck girls better than me and finding the female orgasm to be super erotic.

I've only been with one girl ever who was really very tight. And it was one of the few times that I actually felt like I was giving the girl truly great pleasure/sex. Like really making her cum super hard. This was a couple years ago and she was 21, had only had a few partners I think. This was one of the few times I could 'feel' her vagina when she would come. With most girls I might feel it slightly, usually not at all, but with this girl I could absolutely 100% feel her pussy gripping my dick. It was almost like a hand gripping it and jerking me off This was probably the only time I've had sex with a girl where I can safely say it was very, very euphoric and pleasurable for both of us. It was hands down some of the best sex I've had mostly because of how insanely amazing her pussy felt and also because she was super submissive.

And I think that sort of leads into what bothers me so much. I hate the idea of being with a girl who's already had a hung guy who can hit these deeper pleasure zones than I can. Not to mention fill her up and really press her g spot way harder. I just think the idea of a girl having super strong orgasm is really hot and extremely erotic on this weird sort of primal level. And it just crushes me once I find a girl I really like that I won't be able to give her that. And I think in the back of her mind she might still be thinking about the guy who can. And that these guys who are hung and don't even have to work for it feel the pleasure like i described above with almost every girl they fuck.


The girl I have currently been seeing is about 6 years younger than me and claims to have only slept with around 15 guys. I believe her for the most part But she told me her first boyfriend was huge. The sex we have is super great on my end usually, but I can tell shes been with much bigger guys. And I can't always make her have an orgasm. (More on that in next paragraph) She told me that one of the guys she slept with last year was the biggest she had ever been with and that the sex was really good. She felt weird about telling me but I told her I wanted to know. It just sort of crushes my spirit hearing it TBH, but i find it erotic. I can make her come but I know I can never make her feel like he did. She then went on to say it was 'just sex' which really didn't make things any better. With this girl, I have no problems whatsoever entering her, and I can go balls deep without her even flinching. Which is fine, its cool. I can pound away and don't have to worry about hurting her or anything. But it just bothers me that I'll never be able to give her earth shattering orgasms other guys have. Sex is a big deal. Everyone likes it. And girls these days can get it easily. IMO most girls aren't going to stick around for mediocre sex when the guy who gives them great orgasms is just a text away.

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Albert Durringdale - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 21:50:16 EST ID:FpUomoa2 No.99580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99516

OP back here again. See like youre freaking 7.5in long and youre saying most of your partners have been thicker if not longer!? Thats crazy. I just cant stand all of these studies and what not saying that the average size is around 6 in length and similar girth. It just does not at all match up with the anecdotal events of my life. i havent been with any guys but the girl i've been hooking up with is 21, has had supposedly 13 partners (probably about twice that) and shes telling me that like 3 of them have been huge, and most of them big, and she wouldnt admit to me how i matched up. i asked if i was average and she said yeah. I mean, i know girls arent measuring every dick they come across . but they remember which ones stretched them out and made them feel good im sure. I just refuse to believe that at my size as a man (5'7") I am in the 75th percentile of penis size.

https://calcsd.bitballoon.com/

theres no fucking way that a 6 in length and 5.25 in girth is ~85th percentile. no fucking way.
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Beatrice Blythebury - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 07:37:49 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99580
Well part of the problem is that it takes a long time for me to get physically turned on enough to maintain anything close to that for any significant length of time. Like, to the point where the other guy has already gotten off twice. There was also an injury down there half a lifetime ago that made it bend to one side and a bit more narrow around the base, but that's a story for another time.

Yeah, I've met a number of dudes who've dwarfed me (or been the same length or less but much thicker), but keep in mind there is probably sample bias involved. I have seen a couple that were a lot smaller than mine.

I guess marital aids can be sort of helpful in that it doesn't take much cialis to keep one at full hardness for a greater percentage of the time, maximizing the use of what you've got to work with. But also, during times when I am active and on my feet more (ie, working at a job where I'd be standing for 8.5 hours per day) there is a noticeable increase in size and quality of erection. So maybe look in to that.

Certain vitamins and amino acids, such as arginine and zinc, are helpful to include in your diet for this purpose as well. Jelqing is bullshit however (unless you want a dick made of scar tissue).

TBH when it comes down to it I am just happy I have a dick in the first place. And a prostate.
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Barnaby Sottingpod - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 03:59:02 EST ID:uxl7byd2 No.99589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99586
lol wtf is this Irish curse I've repeatedly seen Americans reference? I'm Irish and I have a huge fat dick. But that's because I'm really tall. I'm sure my other tall Irish friends also have big dicks - similarly my small friends probably have small/average penises. If I were to go to France or Turkey I'm sure the tall men there would have big dicks, and the small ones not so much.

Stupid.
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Basil Hollerdotch - Mon, 01 May 2017 05:20:42 EST ID:L9VJt1pW No.99603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99580
>theres no fucking way that a 6 in length and 5.25 in girth is ~85th percentile. no fucking way.
Don't forget that most of us live in predominantly white countries. White guys have big dicks. Not necessarily the biggest dicks (durrr) but there's billions of people West of Russia who are almost all part of a racial group that has a smaller penis on average and is much rarer in chan posting forums.

I wouldn't believe those measurements are 85th percentile. I fucking wish they were but at the same time I think despite everyone here thinking they've got good sample sizes this is some world wide shit and you're thinking locally.
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Caroline Wibbersine - Fri, 05 May 2017 16:27:42 EST ID:C8E6MU+W No.99616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am kinda in the same boat as you OP but while I've gotten past women caring about my dick size or not (idc if she cares now) I care personally about having a big dick because I like to feel like I'm filling her up.

As Larry David would say she had a big vagina.


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