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Achieving distance by Molly Doshville - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 19:34:47 EST ID:/fowkZ7k No.98581 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whats the farthest distance youve ever blown a load? I jerked off earlier when i was high and i was looking at porn at the time but afterward i looked down and it landed like 10 inches away from my dick. My dick was more or less pointed straight at the ceiling so it mustve been at least a foot right? And the first blowjob i ever got it, i was drunk, but im pretty sure it went like a foot amd a half
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Fucking Turveyworth - Tue, 22 Nov 2016 14:46:59 EST ID:A/tt+GEP No.98803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Yfw it won't wash off
Betsy Drellerdale - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 03:30:28 EST ID:268zlMBE No.98808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think it would be a travesty to deprive the next tenant of my rendition of Jackson Pollock in white-on-white.
Eliza Pollyspear - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 21:58:18 EST ID:eL40POlJ No.98816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cornelius Brevinghane - Sat, 03 Dec 2016 12:31:04 EST ID:CuEZx1Fi No.98860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been known to accidentally shoot myself in the face when receiving a hand job. Good 2 feet?
Augustus Wollerdale - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 06:00:48 EST ID:mYZqwEWc No.99431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I jack it in the shower and I have shot from standing opposite of the showerhead to the other end, sooooo 2 - 5 feet tbh

Pouring beer on a pussy by Caroline Fuffinglet - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 15:03:06 EST ID:FkDElUGk No.99395 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How can I convince a gf to let me pour beer all over her pussy? I like eating chicks out but sometimes the taste just ain't right. However if I could pour beer on it, then it might taste good like beer. But I imagine that's not attractive, and it'd have to be a warm beer. Any advice?
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Eugene Clashlock - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 15:37:54 EST ID:yV2qx/j8 No.99400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What a waste of beer.
William Crummleseck - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:38:00 EST ID:dKeOI5cG No.99401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pussy tastes much better than beer
Ernest Grimdale - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 00:33:45 EST ID:01b66jkj No.99413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
Samuel Gangerpodge - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 03:29:19 EST ID:xFFv+jkH No.99421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Use a beer in a bottle, shove it in and make sure to get a tight seal and then shake it a little. Kind of like how you properly drink a beer in a bottle.
Nell Gillyhall - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 11:54:54 EST ID:XfkUtMFc No.99425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reminds me of an old joke.

A man and his girlfriend are in a pub. He goes to the toilet, and when he comes back she looks shaken up. "What's the matter?" he says to her

She points at another man across the bar, and says "When you were in the toilet, that man came over to me and said I have a nice pair of tits."

He boyfriend stands back up and says "I'll kill him!"

She continues "And he said he wants to cover my arse with whipped cream then lick it off!"

Her boyfriend takes off his coat and rolls up his shirt sleeves, getting ready to give the other man a good kicking.

Then she said "And he said he wanted to fill my cunt up with beer and then drink it all down!"

Her boyfriend suddenly puts his coat back on and sits down.
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Old men by Betsy Hadgechadge - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 04:48:48 EST ID:FwIjs6Z+ No.99234 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I had a very nice conversation with an old man yesterday. He was like over 50 years old but had charmingly good looks.
I felt sexual attraction.
Is this my ticket? Find an old guy to marry while enjoying attraction.
I mean I'm not a 10/10 by any means but these old guys must love some young boipucci.
I think I've felt this before. Old guys are much more intelligent.
Samuel Minnerspear - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 00:08:45 EST ID:KojbrfE2 No.99239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
don't count on him marrying you. your "boipucci" won't stay young forever
Nigel Nindletack - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 12:45:48 EST ID:5aA0NwMa No.99242 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol u seriously want to just get paid to exist by putting out for some old fuck?
get real hommie.
Reuben Dartstock - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 15:18:33 EST ID:xCLrbONP No.99243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They all die eventually.
Alice Mishcocke - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 07:59:34 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In a little while you'll be getting close to middle aged and he'll be old as fuck.
Frederick Hoggleham - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 10:25:20 EST ID:n+qgn42E No.99424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did you fuck him? You don't now anything before that.

Anal by Alice Gerringten - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 16:57:45 EST ID:E99Lg5MM No.99384 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It was a mistake. It should have never trended.

Now the youth has busted butt holes and cam/porn girls fisting their assholes then tasting it.

It's disgusting. Stop. Please.
Lillian Giblingmedge - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 22:55:28 EST ID:FgzODOoM No.99391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
mmm, buttholes
Ghengis Dong - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 15:24:17 EST ID:UXu+23xE No.99396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I love me some butt stuff. Fisting and extreme gaping are repulsive but I love the smooth elastic suction of a nice butt-fuck.

I've been dating a girl for about a year now and she's still too shy to let me near her asshole. I just want to give her a good relaxing rimming while we're in the shower.

She seems more open to the idea lately but I think she's not quite ready yet, and I only am interested as long as it's hot for her. She was basically a virgin when we started dating and I'm fine going with her slow. The only time I dated a virgin before I got her into some crazy ass-sex pretty early, but I know everybody's got their own pace

I don't know what about eating ass appeals so much to me, but I love the feeling of intimacy that accompanies all ass-play. I really want to get a small toy or something cute to put in her butt
Rebecca Bongerspear - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 20:38:34 EST ID:mDAwC5nd No.99406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Care to tell us what else you don't enjoy, op?

I mean, this IS your personal blog, right? Apparently.

I enjoy doing anal with girls very much. It's incredibly attractive to me. One of my favorites is hotkinkyjoe, as far as porn stars go. I've done anal with three girls out of the seven that I've penetrated. It feels really good. It's a lot tighter than most girls vaginas are from my experience. Honestly out of all seven girls who I fucked in the vagina, only one of them had a vagina comparable to the tightness of a girl's butthole.

Also I have a scat fetish.

I'm sorry you don't like those things. It doesn't make them wrong. It just means you don't like those things.

Cougar pleaser by Ian Bradgewell - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 22:52:23 EST ID:LM/46YBO No.99385 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So. I've been fucking this older, yet quite petite woman. Its apparent to her that I have no clue what I am doing. It takes me several minutes to fully penetrate her. She is so freaking tight and perhaps my dick isn't at its full hardness every time. It kind of hurts when she is bucking against me and my dick is bending away from the hole like bullets in the matrix. Come to think of it, it would help if she was wetter or we used some lube.

In addition to this, she is quite eager to try out some exotic positions. Every time we have sex is better than the last but I am under a lot of pressure to perform. To last the 15 minutes I did last time required me to pull out before cumming 4 or 5 times and pray I would be able to get it up again. Plus I would stall for nearly a minute as we transitioned between positions.

I'd really love to fuck her while carrying her in the air as she may be the best chance I get to reenact my favorite position in porn. I don't know about with you guys but with me, having a gorgeous and sex hungry woman under 100 lbs is a rare treat.

Anyway, I'm open to any advice. I want to find a position I can enter her without forcing the whole thing at once and maybe then I can work on lasting longer and flowing between positions better.

PS this older woman experience is gold. She's 42 and I'm 28. I want her to be happy.
Lillian Giblingmedge - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 22:52:15 EST ID:FgzODOoM No.99390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
spank and tease
itll make you harder and her wetter
Priscilla Meddleham - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 08:25:27 EST ID:ZaxVHD/v No.99392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I can give you some pointers on lasting longer.
The most important is, treat your masturbation like prepping for the real thing. I.e. don't have ten minute faps all the time, because then that is what your dick will do in action too. Have good sessions, and be mindful of what you're doing. For example my own masturbation habit has become to look around for porn and just fap a bit when I find some good stuff, then look further and fap a little more. This is not good prep, because sure the time is there, but it is not actually time under stimulation.

Also, the biggest hurdle in it is your breathing. If you keep focus on keeping a good and a bit deeper than usual breathing pattern it makes a huge difference. If you're anxious about lasting you are gonna breathe badly (faster, more shallow breaths) without thinking of it, and that makes you come even faster. Try it out while you masturbate, first without any correction, and then with deep good breaths and a calm head. With good breathing you can ride that highest point of stimulation much longer without actually reaching orgasm, and you have time to slow down a bit, thus letting you continue on. To really see how much of a difference it makes, try and see the other side. Hold your breath when you're close to maximal stimulation, and you'll see that you come just some seconds later. Breathing pattern makes a huge difference.

Also, try some kegel exercises. Essentially making your orgasm muscles stronger, making it easier to hold the orgasm back, the orgasms themselves stronger, and also providing stronger boners. Though those I haven't tried myself, that is only what I've read somewhere else. But the breathing and masturbation is from own experience

And to finish off, older women generally don't get as wet, because well, they're old. So either get some extra foreplay in, or get some lube. Might seem weird to need lube for standard vaginal sex, but that's a thing. Even younger women might need that after pregnancy, and some medicines dry up the mucus membranes, etc

Slay that pussy man, and spread some slayer. Wishing you luck.
Hedda Pavinglet - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 21:49:48 EST ID:rSXKHV7B No.99398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My simplest fucking cure for premature ejaculation that totally worked for me:

I stopped caring.

Honest. I just stopped thinking about "ohshit I can't come yet ohshitohshit" and voilá, I lasted like three times longer on the first time I did this. I just focused on the woman. That's it. And I don't mean I ate her out, no, I was fucking her the whole time.
Isabella Bendlebere - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 23:33:29 EST ID:LM/46YBO No.99399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I literally filled my condom when I entered her. I panicked but got right back in the game. Still managed to fuck her another 10 minutes. The advice on my breathing may have helped. She managed 3 orgasms to my 5 . We did the position pictured and it drove her wild. I can manage to skillfully please her with it without overstimulating myself. The extacy of seeing this elegant love machine ripping the sheets off of the bed and trying to tap out drove me wild. I even enjoyed kissing and licking on her lithe ankles. Nevertheless, fucking a super tight hole filled with 3 of my creampies is like sticking my dick in a pressure cooker.

We have an open dialogue about sex and it's going to be glorious developing a sexual curriculum. She gives the worst blowjobs in the universe and I still get off just cause I am realizing she has the most pleasing figure I never knew I desired.

What do you think guys And girls? Doesn't it make a huge difference when yyour partner has the body you always wanted to get your hands on?
Ebenezer Pettingcocke - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 22:49:28 EST ID:T80LCNVc No.99402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Foreplay dude. Don't just try to jam your dick into a petite girl. Lube is the lazy man's foreplay but whatever if you just want to get your nut off.

If you haven't already, stop jacking off, except a maintenance nut every 2-3 days.

Wal-Mart and other lower income stores/hang-outs. by Charlotte Diddlestock - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 12:51:21 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99370 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thinking of hanging around the low-low income shopping areas and hitting on some of the women there. Seems to be a lot of more loose and trashy ladies around there.

Good chances of getting my fuck on?

Also a lot of black old women there. That's on my list of things to fuck at least once before I die.
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Nicholas Snodford - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 22:13:23 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I mean I could hang around Whole Foods, but the sort of chicks that can afford that already have a sugar daddy or aren't looking for fucking(unless she's middle aged and sporting three fifths of small batch whiskey).

So I'm thinking of tasting some of that low hanging fruit.
Phineas Saddlebanks - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 00:11:49 EST ID:112yrOfT No.99373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Wants to hit on people at Wal-Mart
Ebenezer Hacklehall - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 18:20:25 EST ID:5TvX8bLa No.99381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That really sounds like a bad idea just for the fact that I can't imagine it possibly working. That's not to say trashy whores who you find at cheap shopping centers aren't the exact type of girl to get loose with a stranger, but that that's one of the last likely places to pick one up.

Your best bet is either a bar, or to get a job at a convenience store. I get hit on by girls of all ages and attractiveness every single day at my job working at a gas station. Granted I've only taken two women home from work, I've gotten personal contact information from nearly a dozen in the last year and could have had sex with a lot more of them if I weren't so suicidally depressed all of the time.
Archie Meblinglin - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 18:45:44 EST ID:jV4F2P2D No.99382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Give us the details, man, that's hot.
Alice Mishcocke - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 07:52:20 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He just won the genetic lottery and got a great face.

Porn Industry by Lumpy Princess - Sun, 03 Jan 2016 18:18:05 EST ID:LIsmhFXF No.96391 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Being fucked in the ass 9 hours a day by random strangers and getting paid for this.

A dream came true!

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John Duckfuck - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 23:23:12 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LOL! That fucking video....
Klabinus Figg - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:41:35 EST ID:Iw3FKP/4 No.99354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Barnaby Fimmleshit - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 14:22:40 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What is this from?
Cyril Bubblefuck - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 08:23:57 EST ID:5aA0NwMa No.99378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my job requires fairly often not sleep at all for a few nights, and potential exposure to deadly chemicals. Getting fucked fora living, with the risk of having a shitty time with someone who is abusive doesn't sound so bad.
Ebenezer Hacklehall - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 17:59:34 EST ID:5TvX8bLa No.99379 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Captain justice right here.

Seriously though, they're CHOOSING TO DO IT. These aren't fucking sex slaves. They're legal adults and they're making conscious, willing choices. If they don't like it then they can stop.

Why are you even bringing this shit up, man? Your argument has no merit because they're choosing to be pornstars.

Anyone had luck with Fetlife? interested in pegging by Fuck Hundercocke - Tue, 22 Nov 2016 18:32:02 EST ID:FpUomoa2 No.98804 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone had luck with Fetlife and finding a girl that's into pegging there?

Also, are girls really even into pegging, or is it just a porn thing? I almost completed the registration the other day but wasn't a huge fan of them having my cell phone number on file so I didn't finish signing up. It'd be a dream come true to find a cute girl who was into this who was also into me but I think it is just that, a day dream.

I'm kind of bi, never tried anything with a guy, but I watch all kinds of porn. I like butt stuff for sure. Used to have some dildos.
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Eliza Dudgewud - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 12:49:54 EST ID:pHtoYfYn No.98932 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yes but does this apply to extremely androgynous traps, who can look in the mirror and see a woman if they choose? For these I'd say being with a man is better.
David Fopperwere - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 11:47:49 EST ID:cH3xhsnN No.98954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nah, roleplay is roleplay mate, it's to assume a role for fun. As long as you know what you are doing it's a ok.

If you feel you are doing it for your own pleasure and that it's you who decides that you want to be pegged it's all cool. It's just a way you have fun. You are a little insecure about your selfworth that's why such a situation could plant a seed of doubt in your mind, but it need not to. Other people's respect usually corresponds and reflects your own self-respect. At the end of the day that's the only thing that really makes a difference your own self-respect.
Clara Genderbury - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:40:21 EST ID:b6HlwQOa No.99268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Esther Brookstone - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 18:48:05 EST ID:m9G+5hIN No.99271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fetlife was a disappointment for me, either the girls basically wanted a steady relationship or a sugar daddy, neither of which I wanted to provide (I just wanted casual sex)

I donno if you'll have more success if you want something specific like pegging, but good luck anyway
Reuben Turveybury - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 17:41:32 EST ID:HNEVgcnn No.99293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah my last gf said if porn were made for girls it'd be buttstuff and lesbians. So lame being into this especially since I'm only into it if I'm acting like I don't want it. Guess that's how it is with girls a lot of the time too which is why girls seem so fickle

Quitting Porn by Henry Pockshaw - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 00:16:43 EST ID:FkDElUGk No.99252 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I quit porn about two months ago. I realized it was causing me anxiety and it has been ruining relationships with girls. I've been fapping to porn 5-6 times a day since I was 12, and I'm 25 now. Ive banged a hooker and a girl since quitting but I feel majorly depressed. It's pathetic as fuck to have an attachment to girls in videos but that's how it's been, and the idea that I will never see them again or see their new shit is very depressing and makes me want to cave in, but if I continue with it I feel like my life is just going to keep going down the tubes. My life has gotten better in many ways since quitting but the depression is there.

Any advice, help, similar stories, etc?
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Fuck Pinningcocke - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 22:33:53 EST ID:OLuwkShU No.99265 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Lol do you even have sex??

95% of porn is just people having raunchy, hardcore sex. They literally just film two people fucking and that's it. They don't do a bunch of special retarded shit.
Nathaniel Cruddlelack - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 00:02:14 EST ID:6OoKw+nm No.99287 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I was a once a day person, 5 to 6 blows my mind, but it's the same struggle. 12 years old till 30. Been "off" it for about a year now and I've started seeing someone in the meantime. Still haven't told her about it. I usually relapse once a month, although it got really bad just this week.

Stay stronk, man. It took me 3-4 months and some action break free as much as I have and I'm still not finished. Takes time.
Augustus Pongerwotch - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 10:04:08 EST ID:TYG650Vs No.99290 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Its not pathetic what you're feeling

You're part of a community of men, who jack off to women, who tend to do porn because they choose to.

You're part of a group bruh.
Being split off from that group ought to be hard.
Gotta find another one
maybe invest yourself in a nofap group
Angus Civingson - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 14:59:03 EST ID:rRTHgBNA No.99292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Porn is cool. I like taking break beating off to porn get repetitive.
Even when you use toys like a real freaky little faggot.
Honestly fucking is kinda overrated.
Nigel Simmlewedging - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 18:33:23 EST ID:dKeOI5cG No.99295 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah they do. I mean I'm not a pornographer but there seems to be a lot of emphasis placed on camera angles rather than good enjoyable sex. People don't fuck like that in amateur porn and there's more genuine enjoyment and less dumb hollering.

GODPHILIA by Eugene Tootson - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:32:27 EST ID:Cmlwe38+ No.99273 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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oh pleasure bathe me, gods hand slips betwixt my buttocks and is forcefuly fingering the anus, great gusto!

reaching out to any other victim of GODPHILIA, to yearn for a god mastering my body with his iron hands OH GODPHILIA.

i only COME TO ORGASM when I imagine it is GOD the LORD (COSMOS DEITY) actually choosing me of all the other boys or girls on earth and choosing to fuck me. God slowly fucking me through our dimensions. Fucked on every level of my being.

STop and think about god inside of You
Esther Dandermit - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 13:39:09 EST ID:dKeOI5cG No.99274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm hard
Rebecca Duckdale - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 15:38:57 EST ID:MpW77p2c No.99275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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God fucking the shit out of you?
Does he look like pic related?
What do you look like when you get fucked?

It's very interesting I'm trying to renew my faith and restore my spirit. I find it interesting that I found your post at this point in my life.
Fuck Dommernere - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 01:38:44 EST ID:Ak1maQ/m No.99278 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think it's going to be theophilia... Theophilus (and Teofilo) is still a name here and there.
Angus Civingson - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 12:12:30 EST ID:rRTHgBNA No.99291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The retard neighbor kid down the street is middle named Theophilus.
But in reality it should be Syphilis.
I hate that bastard,he's a retard with a God complex.
I would have killed him when I had the chance.

Do girls experiment this? by Hannah Cenkinspear - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 00:01:08 EST ID:zSpnRg0a No.99266 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Be single
>more than 4 years without a couple
>start being horny
>faps a lot but that doesnt completely satisfy
>start seeing most of girls attractive or hot and want to fuck them
i think this is a common feeling in boys, but do girls feel need of sex when they dont have it?
Sorry for bad english
Sidney Hullyfore - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 00:13:15 EST ID:Ak1maQ/m No.99267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes. They also have sex they regret for the same reasons. Most women have sex drives.

Some women are asexual, but some men are asexual too.
Clara Claylock - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 02:04:05 EST ID:1oix4u+7 No.99272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>see most girls attractive
in some moments i think i could fuck any of these, does that apply to girls too?
i mean, these last weeks i started feeling exited with a specifically friend, but curiously she hadnt had a boyfriend in at least 5 years, so maybe she also feels the need of sex, you know where this is going

WEAK ERECTION by Jack Gongerwod - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 04:06:15 EST ID:oDwCWyS3 No.99259 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Jack Gongerwod - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 04:07:20 EST ID:oDwCWyS3 No.99260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ghengis Dong - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 15:35:08 EST ID:UXu+23xE No.99261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you live a healthy lifestyle? Do you exercise? Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcohol in excess? I've noticed since reaching my mid-20s that smoking and drinking without exercising makes it much more difficult to get and keep erections.

Besides that, there are mental blocks, which can be the hardest to break. If you are anxious about performing, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy of limp-dick.

Describe your situation better OP, otherwise it seems like you're just trying to subtly advertise these pills
Oliver Billinghall - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 21:45:15 EST ID:VHmgHdTb No.99263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet you smoke weed too. sorry dude, you caught the gay. no amount of nubile girls can fix you
Cyril Hiddleshaw - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 00:50:09 EST ID:PZXnKA++ No.99264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tell it to start lifting and eating more protein
Esther Brookstone - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 18:44:26 EST ID:m9G+5hIN No.99269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I smoke weed and tobacco, drink, and still get unwanted erections whenever there's a hot girl

I think it's congenital, but maybe can be fixed with extra lifestyle changes anyway

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