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Masturbating every day by Butterly Whorf - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 01:52:37 EST ID:jwlIREhn No.98568 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I masturbate every morning before I go to work.

Have a GF and still wank multiple times a day.

Is this normal?
Is there any reason I shouldn't be doing it?
Clara Chommerwill - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 22:06:50 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98570 Ignore Report Quick Reply

It's totally normal for people in relationships to masturbate. It's not always convenient to have sex, what with differing work schedules, not being mutually in the mood, lack of free time. Sometimes you just need to jack off and get the horniness out of your system quickly so you can get on with your day.

Numerous scientific studies show that masturbation is good for your mental and physical wellbeing, as long as you're not doing it in ludicrously excessive amounts where it's interfering with your ability to function in daily life. Don't buy into all the #nofap bullshit, there's nothing wrong with having a wank.
Nell Blathershit - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 23:20:53 EST ID:rJbnUBqF No.98593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For me, masturbating fills a very different need than sex does. It's not just about sating my horniness, it's also about having time to be alone, and enjoying fantasies that I don't share with my wife.

I love thick, sexy legs. I want to hump and kiss them. by Fanny Gindlebury - Sun, 28 Aug 2016 19:11:40 EST ID:7fO3ppXp No.98346 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is this a fetish? What would it even be called? I really love women who have thick, muscular, sexy legs. I want to hump them, lick them, kiss them, rub up on them. Just get really weird with it. Nothing really turns me on. But I found out I really like that. Is it weird? Would women like it? Is it called leg worship? I really love the calf muscles too. Most importantly, what would I Google to find porn related to it? Thank you weird internet sex people.

>legs related
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John Mockledale - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 06:42:22 EST ID:7fO3ppXp No.98362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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John Mockledale - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 06:43:44 EST ID:7fO3ppXp No.98363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Martin Fuckleford - Sat, 08 Oct 2016 08:02:43 EST ID:yi7smlQE No.98554 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Walter Fecklebanks - Wed, 12 Oct 2016 02:54:57 EST ID:VjAoCNpH No.98565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Odafin MacSnigstein - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 19:01:48 EST ID:ao/kT32k No.98590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How to be a gay (and my fucked up sexuality) by John Murdwater - Tue, 06 Sep 2016 07:34:52 EST ID:3oCF8QT5 No.98413 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm 20 and have been single all my life. I'm not super ugly, so the reason is likely something more complex. Anyway, I've been deeply considering persuing males. Although I find women generally more sexually attractive, I can't get one for the life of me, and the seemingly inherent submissive nature of females makes it nearly impossible for me to even relate to them or even socialize with them. As for males, I don't find them as attractive physically, but at least I can bear casually being around them.

I used to have homo fantasies when I was younger, but those have been largely displaced by hetero fantasies as I grew up. Now, I'm wishing I was more attracted to guys since getting a female companion just isn't happening with me.

So, let's cut to the chase; how can I find a male companion? I don't do online dating (too sketchy and artificial for me), and there really isn't much for a gay community where I live either. And, if I do find such a way to meet with males, will I have to act like a flamboyant faggot, or can I just be my normal inconspicuous self? I've never done this shit before and it's really outside of my comfort zone but no more than it would be meeting with girls. It's just something I have to do for my own sake.
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Bamsel Fantidickt - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 08:49:50 EST ID:W/1LSvc/ No.98536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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submissive nature of females?
Lucky you!

I've only dated manipulative control-freaks so far!
Sophie Blatherwill - Sun, 02 Oct 2016 21:26:18 EST ID:P/TvKTiH No.98544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Use protection, odds of situation becoming more fucked are relatively low. My opinion anyways, I'm neither totally in favor or against it, it's up to what OP is into. If he's wondering if men are the answer there is one way to find out.
Wesley Charrystone - Sun, 02 Oct 2016 21:56:29 EST ID:dVTv408w No.98545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We we are talking about drugs, not gay sex, but you're obviously too high and too much of a faggot to have noticed.
Sophie Blatherwill - Mon, 03 Oct 2016 13:33:55 EST ID:P/TvKTiH No.98548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Clara Chommerwill - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 03:28:33 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98575 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you don't have to act flamboyant, just be yourself, go on grindr and find some dudes to bone, i'm sure there's plenty of fags in your area. if you're in a small town they probably just keep it on the DL, but they're out there

sudden PE by Ernest Burringfack - Wed, 12 Oct 2016 15:22:27 EST ID:eq+YR15Y No.98566 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I always take ages to cum. Generally it would take anywhere between 40-60 minutes.

No, all of a sudden, for a few months, I cum like it's nothing. Sometimes even right away.

How can this have changed and why?
Fuck Cuvinghall - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 11:31:51 EST ID:JFrOrPYn No.98578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What a stupid misdirected question.

You tell us. You better know yourself, your own body, mind, libido and circumstances current and past, than any of us strangers.

dangers of fapping too much by Fanny Mivingspear - Tue, 11 Oct 2016 14:22:10 EST ID:ztEyTYj9 No.98560 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm young, my gf is away for school and I'm sexually frustrated. I'm jacking it to the point where my dick is sore, and I keep going. Am I damaging myself here?

P.S. Is it normal for a 20yr old to be this horny? My gf is amazing, the distance is killing me because I need to fuck but I won't stoop to cheating.
Martha Smallfield - Tue, 11 Oct 2016 16:25:07 EST ID:C3nL7eIt No.98561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Try some lube and lose the death grip. It's normal but you shouldn't be slamming yourself with a sore dick and shit, that may hurt you in the long run
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:42:25 EST ID:SBgSSB4/ No.98577 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Honey by Rebecca Claybanks - Sun, 02 Oct 2016 15:49:34 EST ID:kll1rUht No.98542 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it okay to put honey on the vagina? I'd eat it all ofcourse and afterwards a shower si normal
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Polly Blattingfuck - Tue, 04 Oct 2016 07:53:32 EST ID:9BR7wMHI No.98550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honey is nearly perfectly sterile... except for one type of fungus that hardly does anything.

That's why archeologists sometimes find magic mushrooms stored in honey over 2000 years ago, that are still preserved perfectly, and why babies aren't allowed to eat honey, because their young immune system can't kill off the fungus.

I dunno if it's safe. My guess it is. That fungus can only really live in honey and beehives IIRC.
Priscilla Nottingman - Sat, 08 Oct 2016 22:08:27 EST ID:AVkF5SOG No.98555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You are talking about Clostridium botulinum, which causes the sickness known as botulism.

You are ignoring the fact that Yeast or Candida is a naturally occurring part of the Human Biome (particularly in the colon, but is also found in surrounding regions) and that Yeast eats sugar. Honey is sugar. It's the same reason that you can't use lubes with sugar in them for anal or vaginal penetration. (think "edible massage oils").
Priscilla Nottingman - Sat, 08 Oct 2016 22:10:24 EST ID:AVkF5SOG No.98556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As for the one who says yeast doesn't like honey.....I don't think that you know a lot about how alcohol is made.

Yeast EATS honey. Yeast then secretes Alcohol as a waste product. Alcohol (Ethanol) is "yeast poop" and sugars are yeasts food.
Charlotte Worthingwater - Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:20:54 EST ID:JFrOrPYn No.98557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's really tasty, flavored, safe lube.

Don't be an idiot. Disease is not sensual.
Reuben Sipperhood - Mon, 10 Oct 2016 00:47:59 EST ID:ny+uSR/p No.98558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeast takes way longer to ferment honey than sugar. And according to a ten second google search, honey is a home remedy for yeast infections.

Weird, unique kink by Hamilton Brimmerhood - Wed, 18 May 2016 22:07:32 EST ID:E8vm8CHw No.97695 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pic unrelated

So I've got this kink which is pretty unique and really stupid (I googled it and nothing). It's not illegal, but it's really oddball and I'm afraid talking about it with anyone will make people want to shy away from me, especially women. Every time I jack off to the kink I immediately feel incredibly guilty and miserable, but I just find it so hot that I keep doing it every night. How do I deal with this? I haven't told anybody about it, not even my brother with whom I share damn near everything, and I'm kinda inclined to let my secret kink die with me, but that leaves me with thirty-odd years of not getting what I really want.

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Edward Sindleworth - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 10:50:38 EST ID:cfi2tzjY No.98538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not weird, nothing to be ashamed about. I don't understand it personally as I'm a vanilla kinda guy. You might actually be able to do that sort of thing, if you were medically trained. But seriously, THAT is what you were cringing about? TAME! TAME.
Fuck Pibblestet - Mon, 03 Oct 2016 11:21:38 EST ID:Vhy/v5mm No.98546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's weird, but not in a "what the fuck is wrong with you?" kind of way, rather a "I really don't understand the appeal of that" kind of way.

I've heard about worse.
Charlotte Geddlefoot - Mon, 03 Oct 2016 12:13:33 EST ID:zIrtdzts No.98547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Too easy. He wants to make you squirm.
Sidney Clenningman - Tue, 04 Oct 2016 11:46:08 EST ID:2ocr4pp3 No.98551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a whole bunch of kinks but I think the weirdest one is that I want to cry, but I can't because I'm emotionally constipated.
Fanny Chuzzlebury - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 17:19:36 EST ID:JFrOrPYn No.99161 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Bra-Material Fetish by Crinkle Stealth - Sat, 13 Aug 2016 05:09:07 EST ID:lI5D8w96 No.98260 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want underwear made of the soft and stuffed Bra-Material!

Anyone knows what I mean?
It has a soft and silky feel to it and you could make them a little bit thiker...

Is this possible?
Where could I get this?

Anyone else into that?
Nicholas Babberway - Sat, 13 Aug 2016 15:06:51 EST ID:gvZfxBXA No.98263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you want molded or padded underwear or just soft smooth underwear? If it's the latter, go to your nearest department store and browse the lingerie section for panties. I'm totally into that.

If you're looking for molded or padded underwear, I can't help you but wish you luck.
Interidoor Bulk - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 06:02:28 EST ID:gNJBbg+N No.98268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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smooth AND padded!

Hugh Cranningspear - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 11:40:10 EST ID:gvZfxBXA No.98270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love panties, I've even wore diapers a few times, and I'm all for pink and satin and frills. Still, I feel like deep sissydom is an alien landscape. I just don't get those bubble panties. They don't seem particularly delicate, feminine, sensual, luxurious or pretty. Similarly, I like chocolate, cake, ice cream and various sweet treats, but I just don't get people who enjoy a can of sweetened condensed milk. Can you explain it to me?
Angus Nedgeneg - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 12:48:40 EST ID:kDG2+OGF No.98290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
some people like moderation, some people like gross parodical decadent excess. Like that outright retarded porn with breasts twice the size of someones head with these giant crater-shaped suction-cup nipples and penises essentially the length of someones leg. or this laughable hentai stuff where a girls body is all contorted in attempt to both showcase and hyper-sexualise her "key features", basically with the spine twisting in bizarre, laughable and most of all unrealistic ways in attempt to do something like, ie, get both ass and tits into the same perspective. Yet somehow some people dont notice how ridiculous this is, how utterly, ludicrously retarded. they just flit back and forth between focusing on the ass/tits/face until they unleash their final grunt and get to cleaning up the weak little dribble they left on their carpet

and i mean, ill get a little thing of chocolate and spread it out over...well, months almost, sometimes far too much. I'll have a piece or possibly 2 in one sitting, taking slow nibbles and sucking it and savoring every second. I do that with basically all sweet things and treats and such. i seriously draw it out. I seen some people just outright shove an entire brownie in their mouth and then want more once the initial ecstasy has worn off

i guess its just a fundamental difference in perspective - in approach to pleasure. personally i look at such gluttony with a mixture of bemusement and disgust
Pont Fellatius - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 16:50:48 EST ID:bqOHlgwb No.98533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've read the shop is shady and runs under multiple sites and different names.

stay cautious!

Race dysmorphia? by Charlotte Brassledale - Fri, 11 Mar 2016 03:44:35 EST ID:2X5VRwdh No.97063 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm white and have a big dick but there's something about watching a white woman submit to a hung black man that just does it for me. I feel like black people are just naturally sexier than white people and so I get turned on watching a big dicked black guy get head from a white gal because of thinking about how helpless and inferior their loser white boyfriend or husband must feel in comparison. Hell I'm not gay but I've even started fapping to solo pics and vids; just seeing huge black dicks turns me on when I think about white women enjoying them. I am vain as fuck in real life and have no problems with attracting or satisfying women, but I love watching BBC porn and have a constant fantasy of being a hung black guy with a black girlfriend and having white girls give me head on the side. I guess it is something that has to do with liking the extra scandal that comes from it being a black guy getting to piss off the racist white guy but this fetish seems like it might be manifesting itself as a form of racial self hatred. Anyone have thoughts or advice? Pic related, it made my white dick throb when I first found it.
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Nicholas Fuddletodging - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:14:00 EST ID:XwrCZRpX No.98522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Martha Blatherford - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 08:49:14 EST ID:AO2OfP5L No.98524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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according to durex, white guys have bigger dicks. They published it in a mexican newspaper because it would be racist inthe u.s. or something.

I wish there was a "no nigs" button on pornhub, they aren't very good at fucking and arent very big with the exception of a few who have jelqed and surgeried their dicks to the point they cant get hard.
Samuel Blezzlecocke - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 14:02:43 EST ID:G+GdDp7t No.98526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I feel like you can't generalize like that. Even if you have a kinda eugenics opinion, as I do, it just doesn't work like that. weird little mutations happen and some family lines and small regions get bigger dicks. Color-coding it is not helpful, just creates a false dichotomy. "Black people" and "white people" are weird and diverse populations from a lot of different places and some of them have giant dongers.
Polly Mirringfat - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 17:27:42 EST ID:9BR7wMHI No.98529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's bullshit, you fucking retard.

Penis sizes are determined not by "race" whatever that means, but by ethnic groups. Actually really small ethnic groups. You can barely give a meaningful statement about the average penis size in a country. Which for Americans would mean the average penis size in a state, since the USA is a big country.

Every continent has areas where the average guy has a large penis, and every continent has areas where the average guy has a small penis.

When you read an article that says "These people are proven to have big penises", you're reading clickbait shite for dumb retarded fuckcunts.
Esther Brudgenid - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 11:36:10 EST ID:9BR7wMHI No.98532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>clickbait pop"science" articles


WebM thread by Graham Nudgeworth - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 02:05:28 EST ID:eQk1FoJ+ No.98497 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just saw this on /b/. Why does /b/ have kinkier webms than us?

Share some clips.
Jenny Hellystock - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 06:44:17 EST ID:9BR7wMHI No.98499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>that music

It's like I'm going for Chinese dinner.
Ebenezer Greenspear - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 18:21:07 EST ID:+Ak5NtGG No.98503 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what the fuck did i just watch
Hugh Clollytodging - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 10:34:45 EST ID:wndZotj9 No.98517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's just disgusting

Proper anal methods. by Wesley Turveyfuck - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 11:09:36 EST ID:pLqBtcf1 No.98471 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Greetings /sd/.
I was talking about sex with my GF, and apparently she has an anal fetish. However, she is also a health freak and while she is willing to experiment, she is worried about the health issues and dealing with shit.
How should I approach this issue? Where can I get a guide about anal sex? Do I have to learn about how to apply enemas or something? Thanks in advance for the answers.
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Polly Commerfod - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 16:35:24 EST ID:kfJWPaYE No.98473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The main health risks with anal play are STDs, UTIs and damage to the rectal lining. The STD issue is the same as with any other sex, get tested/wear a condom if you're not 100% sure. UTIs are a risk to you if you go bare, more risk to her if you go from ass to pussy. Here's where enemas will help. Damage to the rectal lining should only occur from rough edges (watch those fingernails) or no lube (don't use spit).

Butt preparation doesn't have to be a big chore. For an enema, boil some water and add a teaspoon of salt per liter. Let it cool until lukewarm. When you're ready to start, take a seat on the throne. Take a dump if you can. I usually lube up a finger and do an oil check at this point. If you want/need an enema (depends on the condition of the cave and what you're going to do to it), use an anal syringe to inject about half a cup of water at a time, give it a minute, then expel. Don't overdo it, one to three rounds are usually sufficient. Wipe dry and you're ready to go.

While she's cleaning her butt, you can file your nails and wash your hands.

Use lots of lube. Relaxation is key, fingering can help to loosen the entrance. Communicate and figure the rest out together.
Polly Ginningwater - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 08:12:11 EST ID:9BR7wMHI No.98475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Damage to the rectal lining should only occur from rough edges (watch those fingernails) or no lube (don't use spit).

Can't you just stick your finger in a condom? Fingernails can't do shit if there's rubber.
Beatrice Geshbury - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 10:42:56 EST ID:KD3mK34R No.98476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cut your fingernails, lube the asshole, put your fingers inside, stretch and put your dick inside. It isn't that difficult.
Albert Blommleford - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 12:24:12 EST ID:u2kUB4Vp No.98484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
condom is even better, but you will still want to cut your nails anyways.
Without a condom you can do weird things with your fingers like spread them apart, but that won't be key for a beginner.
Sophie Trotstone - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 15:36:11 EST ID:8y3DgM8U No.98512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what works for me is to have oatmeal for breakfast, that ensures a morning shit, then by the afternoon I can do a quick douche(like a really small enema) just to get any bits remaining out. Just don't wait too long after the last bowel movement as the next "delivery" will soon approach. also if you use too much water it will get into the sigmoid and come out during sex which is fucking gross.
those are general guidelines and I think my butt has become more predictable in the years of analizing.

I can probably count on one hand how many times I have had success before/during/soon after a bowel movement. waiting at least 30 min to 4 hr will allow time for soft bits to reform into harder bits and they wash out better and I don't get all irritated. running/swimming is also amazing for helping forming harder poop which is what you want for anal prep.

Methods of fucking older or unattractive women by Ernest Puppershaw - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 19:23:43 EST ID:c+5PZ5hs No.98401 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am strongly considering becoming a manwhore. I have a job in which I meet a lot of women who want to bone me. The only problem is: I'm not attracted to most of them. But believe me, they would pay for some me time. Does anyone have any experience like this?

How do I force myself to have sex with women vastly under my league? Viagra, clearly? Is there any other drugs that would make me horny enough to fuck a squealing hog? Would Xanax help?

Any advice on being an actual manwhore?
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Phoebe Migglepodge - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 16:33:13 EST ID:n40n2Y5s No.98485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here.

Plenty of missed opportunities to make some $. My viagra guy fell through. I have a feeling I won't be able to capitalize on this. And for reference, I'm 21, looking 24 and these women are 40+ but are just on the cusp of fuckable. Nothing like ugly chicks I've boned that were my age.

Darn you /SD/!! Where are the gigolos?!
Esther Cuttingwater - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 01:43:06 EST ID:dVTv408w No.98488 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We got just 1 whore unfortunately.
Yo, cursive, wanna chime in?
Dude needs yer advice
Lillian Blivingduck - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 04:27:53 EST ID:3kwhHS7Q No.98490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Idk about that. I've never gotten a gf and I'm 22 years old, and I can only presume that it's because I am only attracted to people who are much more attractive than I am. Either that, or because I look young for my age, which would be an obvious turnoff to women.
Walter Hinkinshit - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 10:02:41 EST ID:t3t4Djmj No.98510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's probably because you don't have very much determination. I know plenty of guys who are ugly and stupid who have had relationships with women who are very attractive.

If you ask enough hot women out eventually you'll find one that is stupid/crazy enough to have sex with you.
Hannah Blackshit - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 14:36:03 EST ID:8IT4WdBJ No.98511 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get drunk with them. See if they'll pay for drinks before you ask for cash.

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