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how to be the leader? by Nathaniel Donnerway - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 11:36:05 EST ID:xX5obDOM No.99558 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so i like my coworker but he seems like a sexual brickwall. like being cute and nice to him isnt going to be enough to get him into bed. so i have to do all the leading which ive never done before. what are some ways i can slowly win him over without scaring him off? also he may be a 40 year old virgin lol even my other coworker has that vibe about him
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Caroline Smallbanks - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 14:00:02 EST ID:jhvfOtES No.99568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Like is he just oblivious? Make your interest in him really cartoonishly obvious and he should get the picture.
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Charlotte Fizzlestone - Mon, 08 May 2017 12:34:37 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does he seem like he might be attracted to you even if he doesn't do anything?
Could you start being a bit physical when talking to him?
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Cedric Guzzlelat - Tue, 09 May 2017 01:46:44 EST ID:s63MH99F No.99637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99558
> "Hey Anon! Close your eyes plz" kiss his lips or grab his dick
> Next him and have sex with a man
choose one
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Jarvis Fasslenatch - Tue, 09 May 2017 05:02:49 EST ID:xev7E4Wk No.99639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99558
Two weeks ago, I would've thought you were talking about me. However, one of my coworkers got through to me and now we're screwing like bunnies and she's already hinting at marriage. So maybe I can help you.

She had flirted with me for a while. Touching and rubbing my arm during a conversation, talking about getting together for coffee, telling me she would be alone over a long weekend. I wasn't oblivious about her actions, I just didn't see it going anywhere since I lacked experience in how relationships started, didn't have the confidence to take a chance and felt comfortable and safe in my isolation.

She got me to commit to asking her out for coffee sometime. This was right before the long weekend I mentioned previously. I felt like I had a promise to keep, so I called her to ask her out. I intended to just get coffee (we virgins tend to take things very literally), but found a live band playing at a pub she recommended, which turned it into an evening date. She requested I pick her up and drop her off since she didn't like driving in the dark.

We never had coffee, drinking light beers / cider instead, and shared a platter of finger foods. She's a talker, and kept the conversation going all evening, with the occasional contribution from me. She got close and into my personal space - sitting face-to-face on a bench with knees touching, leaning close, really got my attention.

When I dropped her off, she invited me in for coffee. We talked late into the night, and when I finally left I kissed her goodbye. A long, intense hug from her before I got into my car convinced me to ask her if I could spend the night. She agreed, and gently guided me the rest of the evening, taking care never to push me but not letting me back out easily either. I wasn't ready to make any kind of commitment and told her so, she was ok with that. The rest has been a natural progression.

OP, I suggest you take it one tiny step at a time with your coworker. Offer an opportunity and let him take a step. If the steps are small enough and he's interested, he'll go where you want him to. Once the ice is broken with sex, his confidence will grow and he'll start to bel…
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Graham Grimspear - Sun, 14 May 2017 16:26:36 EST ID:WU21h0az No.99665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99558
ITT sexy icebergers meet normal chicks oblivious to the autistic side of the moon


some penis-sheat by Mixed Feelins - Sat, 13 May 2017 17:52:16 EST ID:uTEcHCjX No.99663 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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  1. what happens when you get an erection in this?
  2. why am I aroused by this?
  3. whats the name for this thing?
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Thomas Shittingstone - Wed, 17 May 2017 19:35:27 EST ID:/n8x5TJh No.99674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its to collect piss for people who cant control their bladders


When your grilfriend is "asexual" by Lumny Smiley - Sun, 07 May 2017 03:59:12 EST ID:5li4sIuT No.99631 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What would you do?

Isn't this a slap in the face?
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Graham Siblingsudging - Sun, 07 May 2017 09:06:59 EST ID:liHwCr+0 No.99632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99631
I would talk with her to understand what she means. At the moment she identifies with a label, but why? There's any number of different factors or reasons why she might be using the term. Perhaps she just doesn't like or trust you. Perhaps she's gay and repressed. Perhaps she's just not attracted to anyone, but could still enjoy sex. Perhaps she had bad experiences with men. Perhaps she has hormonal issues. Perhaps ______ (fill in the blank).
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Clara Goodlock - Sun, 07 May 2017 13:12:58 EST ID:jhvfOtES No.99634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe it makes me an asshole, but I think a securely asexual person should be ok with their non-asexual partner fulfilling his/her sexual needs with someone else. Ideally, asexual people will couple with one another, but everyone knows feelings don't always work out ideally and compromises usually need to be made.
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Cedric Guzzlelat - Tue, 09 May 2017 01:49:40 EST ID:s63MH99F No.99638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99631
She isn't asexual, she doesn't want you.
> asking for sex
> having an "asexual" gf
wtf is wrong with you?
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Nigel Gettingstone - Sat, 13 May 2017 09:38:09 EST ID:mfzu8SJC No.99656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99631

Asexual is just another word for diminished libido and is an indication of a physical health issue, possibly depression but many other things can cause diminished libido.


# of sexual partners by Augustus Sopperdark - Sun, 29 Mar 2015 18:03:30 EST ID:l8c3DqOO No.93090 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Mine is 4 whats yours? Male

Also tell me your gender
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Lillian Clogglebanks - Tue, 09 May 2017 20:56:59 EST ID:a8oWbgPq No.99641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99539
>but a bit over two years ago i met the person i want to spend the rest of my life with
>we'll be together in person for the first time next month.
Dude.

...best pf luck.
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Edwin Chazzlepare - Tue, 09 May 2017 22:02:49 EST ID:5K9nDZFT No.99642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What bewilders me is not so much the amount of people women fuck, but that guys here fuck so very little (I include myself). That either means that women fuck a huge amount of other women, or that there are some guys (that obviously don't frequent this website) that get laid even more than said girls. Teach me your ways, masters

Also 25 / M / Around 8 or something, all female.
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Phineas Dendlefirk - Wed, 10 May 2017 04:21:08 EST ID:Ju+f7H+6 No.99644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99642
Guys generally have low standards for casual sex so very attractive ones can just fuck new girls all the time.
This is detrimental for men and women since the natural choice for everyone is to pick the one you're most attracted to if several people want to be with you which causes women to just get casual sex with the most attractive guy instead of a relationship with a guy in her own league even if she'd rather have real relationships than just casual sex.
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Ernest Goppercocke - Wed, 10 May 2017 10:22:13 EST ID:XzjG1Lkn No.99645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Male, 4 partners, 26 years of aging.

I lost my virginity at age 18 then had no sex for 7 years went to a mental ward and started getting it in again.

I have 4 now but anticipate like 5 more.
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Nigel Gettingstone - Sat, 13 May 2017 07:55:43 EST ID:mfzu8SJC No.99655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99645

5 more in life I mean.

I'm not very ambitious.


Weird Sex by Jarvis Blackworth - Sat, 06 May 2017 03:29:48 EST ID:5hJShYTU No.99622 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have this girlfriend and I'm her first. We've been together for a while but I'm posted at a different town for three months, and it's the first time we've spent time away from each other for a long time.

She's always mentioned how she's open to anything, but was pushing that as soon as I come back, I'm off work for a month, as is she, so we're just probably going to fuck all the time. She's asked me to do whatever I want to her when I get back and she'll be open to it.

We've been pretty vanilla lately, but I've been slightly fingering her ass during sex and she seems to be in to that. I proposed adding another girl as long as she's in to that as well and she said she'd try to find someone. Is their any suggestions I should be thinking about? Those were the biggest kind of "fantasies"I could think of. She called me really vanilla after it so I think she was hoping that I'd say some more risque stuff, but I didn't want to scare her saying something really weird.
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Oliver Bunfuck - Sat, 06 May 2017 04:55:39 EST ID:5pzIvUpK No.99623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99622
she just needs to cum so weirder shit seems ok
just give her the d
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Ian Divingbanks - Fri, 12 May 2017 14:25:12 EST ID:vCZ2nawx No.99653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Footplay is pretty accessible as far as kinky shit goes. Watersports might be fun, or diapers.
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Lillian Sigglelock - Fri, 12 May 2017 18:00:38 EST ID:d4WsaeqI No.99654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99622
Clearly she has something specific in mind. Just ask her what she wants!


"You should come over, no one will be home" by Frederick Huzzleman - Wed, 10 May 2017 16:08:18 EST ID:r5qCGAJP No.99646 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>ok so there's this girl
>we've known each other for like 8 years
>strictly platonic, nothing romantic/physical
>over the years though, little bits of sexual tension and flirtatiousness here and there
>one day straight up tells me she's attracted to me
>can't do anything about it, she's dating this other guy
>such is life, I'm not all that busted up over it
>so we're hanging out two weeks ago
>she tells me to come over again specifically after a certain date because bf will be gone and she'll have the house to herself for like a month
>mfw

so is she DTF or am i reading way too fuckin far into what is most likely a regular hangout invite?


apologies if off-topic
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Ernest Goppercocke - Wed, 10 May 2017 16:23:04 EST ID:XzjG1Lkn No.99647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99646

She's DTF if you don't fuck it up like the awkward sasquatch missing link piece of shit you are.
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Sidney Lightforth - Wed, 10 May 2017 23:18:13 EST ID:FyJYFT2m No.99648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99646
seems likely. an old roommate told me something super true which could be related.
it's never in the bag until its in the bag. if you show up, and the vibes aren't right, that's just the way it is. it does seem as though she wants your organs.


So this lady by Caroline Wibbersine - Fri, 05 May 2017 16:20:47 EST ID:C8E6MU+W No.99615 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is coming to my house tomorrow and we most likely will get to fuckn

we met in the psych ward both completely nuts we take meds

anyway in the ward i talked about being tied up and she said it turned her on like a faucet of cum flowing from her pussy.

but later she said she had no desire for this.

I attribute herchange of desire to her fickle nature and mental illness as I, too, am a fickle man but what are some ways i can convince her to tie me up without being too obvious about it, i need subtlety.
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Hugh Begglecheg - Fri, 05 May 2017 17:25:59 EST ID:kAYaJLjI No.99617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99615
i don't know just try some random stuff and don't get too attached to the idea because crazy people say things they don't mean sometimes. if she doesn't bite it's not worth pushing it considering the circumstances.

imo someone who isn't actually into being a dom is more likely to hurt you because they're not being mindful of what they're doing, double points for mental illness
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Frederick Lightson - Fri, 05 May 2017 18:37:01 EST ID:4SF5KrAF No.99620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99617

>imo someone who isn't actually into being a dom is more likely to hurt you because they're not being mindful of what they're doing, double points for mental illness

mm good point thanks,


Hooker or Escort by Marlon Brando - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 02:48:38 EST ID:GkJyaGGQ No.99595 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I wanted to know what do you recommend: a hooker or an escort

I don't know why but I've been longing for salivate all over a girl and eating her from head to her feet.

I suppose the escort it's the answer but I know nothing of sexual workers.

I can spend only 140 dollars on one bitch. So... I've been wanting to drink dxm or take acid before going to.

Any recommendations, advice will get you positive karma for life...
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Emma Mizzlehick - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 14:32:55 EST ID:u83xJGw6 No.99598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
right, yeah, okay
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Frederick Sinningbene - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 16:36:11 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Salivate and eat - like cannibalism?

If you mean eat one out, be warned that 90%+ don't let you do that.

$140 will get you a fat chick, older woman, crackhead, or verrry desperate woman. $200-300 is the range for a full service hour with a 7-10/10. $160 maybe for hh, but they're not going to let you eat them out for that much.
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Frederick Sinningbene - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 16:38:33 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99599

And by desperate I usually mean single mothers that don't got two nickles to rub together, and the whole thing usually bums me out in the end.
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Nell Smallway - Thu, 04 May 2017 07:31:51 EST ID:DajCv22q No.99612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I do sex work for a living, and I'm confused:

What is the difference between a hooker and an escort? I mean, I understand they have different connotations of class/price/etc, but what??
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Charlotte Greenhood - Thu, 04 May 2017 14:53:38 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99612

None that I'm aware. Though hooker draws up images of trashy women on the curb, where as escort makes me think of just normal women for the most part.

The one I hate is provider. The first thing that pops into my head when I hear that is geriatric dementia patients being funneled around by their providers/nurses.


Slutty Girls/Guys? by Nicholas Grimgold - Wed, 03 May 2017 23:30:33 EST ID:pnZdci6t No.99611 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guy here.

I've never posted here but I'd ask you guys

Do women have a carnal desire to fuck but keep a faithful relationship like guys do? It seems to me they don't show it.


Fapping to your friends by Noko - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 22:26:49 EST ID:7L5Z6YEl No.97018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ok, so I've been thinking about this for a while, is it shameful to be Choking Nixon to your friends? After all, I have some good looking. friends, but they have mates and Im perfectly content with the idea of imagining them naked/have accidentally seen them naked/have been blatantly shown titties/dick

I'm just wondering, is it morally offensive to basically hang out with someone and then beat it like a madman because they turn you on but you'd never have the chance/would not act upon the chance to give them some D?
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Edwin Sondlemeg - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 08:38:48 EST ID:dKeOI5cG No.99358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's pretty fucked up dude. You're going to hell.
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Phoebe Pudgepig - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 02:38:15 EST ID:F6Ars0NK No.99363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As long as your not struggling with it when you try and talk to them you should be okay. I mean if you get too focused on it then it could be bad. But I imagine as long as you can still hang around them just fine without embrassment you should be okay.
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Archie Sillyham - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 16:35:47 EST ID:mwxYpbpx No.99366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98687
Moar
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Polly Monnerstod - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 19:28:38 EST ID:AVkF5SOG No.99367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nothing wrong with it if you're single and you can keep your shit together. I do it all the time when I'm single.

My last girlfriend (of 3.5 years) was emotionally abusive and for the last 6-9 months of that shit show, I was whacking it to my female friends pretty much daily. I probably shouldn't have, but meh, we had a lease to finish off together and she shouldn't have been such a cunt ALL the time if she didn't want my mind wandering.
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Samuel Bangernad - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 16:28:53 EST ID:liHwCr+0 No.99593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Friends are the best fap material.


FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK by Nell Brannerridge - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 07:00:31 EST ID:eq+YR15Y No.99528 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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God damn /sex/, what the fuck. I've had rejections, I've had fuckups, I've had one girl just break off the sex right in the middle of it, but this... this is something I can't take.

My and this girl had been dancing around eachother for 5 fucking years. 5 years. We flirted so much, we sent eachother so many pics and we sexted so much but it never really happened for one reason. She moved away and got a boyfriend and we still kept in touch, then she finally breaks up with him and the first thing she wants to do is come see me.

It finally happened, we finally got there, everything was perfect. The kissing was amazing, the way she moved her body, her moans, how she touched me, the whole date was just perfect.

Then, then she bends over and sticks out her ass for me to pull her trousers off and holy, fucking, shit. Her pussy smelled so fucking bad, it's literally one of the top 3 worst things I've ever smelled in my fucking life. What the FUCK. My dick just died instantly, I couldn't help it, it was so deep and instinctual. But this girl, fuck this girl is so fucking beautiful, so fucking hot, when she spread her legs and I took off her panties I instantly got rock fucking hard again and went inside. But then, after a few pumps... I smelled it again.

"Oh... you're not as hard as I always imagined you'd be". I never had the heart to tell her and she still believes I just had ED with her.

This was like two months ago and it's still fucking with me. There's something fucking magical and special about this girl. We've always gotten along so naturally, so comfortably. There's a cuteness about her that is just insane, her body is perfect and the way she moves her body is fucking entrancing. And her pussy is literally the best looking pussy I've ever seen, holy fuck.

We were so fucking hot for eachother, we would have created a fucking black hole of pure sexual euphoria from how hard we wanted to fuck eachother. How is it possible that a universe exists that is just so retarded.

I can handle rejection, I can handle ED, I can handle PE, I can handle fuckups and freakouts, but this... it just fucks with my mind so much that everything was literal and absolute perfection, only for it to be ruined by something so fucking retarded.
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Hannah Blackshaw - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 05:35:12 EST ID:eq+YR15Y No.99575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99541
>>99531
>>99555

I know, that's what's killing me. I don't know how or why, but I can't bring myself to tell her. We shared pretty much everything about our sex lives and wants, down to the smallest insane details. I think about how to bring it to her so often but something in me just forces me to leave it and letting her think it was ED down my end instead of her smelling, so she can still feel confident about her sexiness. I don't know why.
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Beatrice Bobbercocke - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 01:34:51 EST ID:dKeOI5cG No.99578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99575

If the roles were reversed, and you had a really smelly cock (you probably do since you're posting on 420chan), you'd want her to say something instead of just drying up for you every time
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Ebenezer Sedgepudge - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 21:19:04 EST ID:cx0djmoj No.99582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99578
girls are more sensitive and shit. mine would def cry a bit. sucks to be you op
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Beatrice Blythebury - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:31:37 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Get yourself a can of febreze and go in there and show her who's boss.
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Basil Wattinghut - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 00:56:25 EST ID:xJEMBGIV No.99588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99584
lmao


Where to find dominant ladies? by Phoebe Pubbledock - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 10:44:49 EST ID:fmUZ4yO+ No.99437 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I tried back-page and craiglist, and I can't find any dominant women. I kind of just want to get slapped around and verbally abused by an older woman, but haven't had much luck yet. Where can I find one?

halp
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Reuben Posslewill - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 13:05:59 EST ID:nD9NYTog No.99542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99534
>Tinder is filled with people just trying to get married and shit.

Wow, they totally missed the point of Tinder then....
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Eliza Desslebut - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 08:00:17 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99533
No one has ever gotten laid from those things
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Archie Wullylotch - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 22:31:23 EST ID:MN1PpQ+n No.99548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99545
You're talking about just you right, because I sure has shit have.
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Emma Grandridge - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 09:40:32 EST ID:Cl2oGbA0 No.99557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99534
I hate people who use Tinder looking for their soulmates

it's about fucking, they are ruining it for everyone
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Oliver Brarrybadge - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 23:43:46 EST ID:RA00vXyS No.99583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99545
Yeah I've slept with 4 women off tinder/okc (dated 1, so technically got laid 100's of times off tinder)


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