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Pick Your Poison by Fucking Webbledale - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 16:14:13 EST ID:uq0vkJP4 No.99244 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Which orifice gets you off more: Anal, oral or vaginal
Fucking Webbledale - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 16:21:28 EST ID:uq0vkJP4 No.99245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Personally i don't mind any of them, but anal always makes into diamonds.
Fucking Webbledale - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 16:24:49 EST ID:uq0vkJP4 No.99246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>always makes into diamonds.
makes me**
Angus Dartson - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 01:08:35 EST ID:4GMnAhEM No.99247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like receiving anal the most but I also really like sucking dick.

I'm going to a fetish party tonight. by Hedda Clamblesitch - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 19:19:40 EST ID:b0uqe0+a No.99236 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do I do?
Samuel Minnerspear - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 22:00:17 EST ID:KojbrfE2 No.99238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Say "thank you, sir"
Charlotte Nuffingkut - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 02:24:26 EST ID:ESZQJjnQ No.99240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know but please describe the evening.

Fucking with a condom is like petting with thick rubbergloves by Trinity Hoe - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 04:37:37 EST ID:juMhrDZt No.99150 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't use condoms,
because the pill was invented for a reason.
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Inner Mindvoicebabbling - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 18:56:24 EST ID:zj+0eAgm No.99206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bad, bad hormones prevent me from having fucking painfull cramps because no more period!
Also not bleeding every month like a red niagara-fall anymore is the beats condom and tampon-stuffing every day!

No more "not now, I'm on my period!" !

Fuck you,
enjoy you genital-kissing through a plastic-barrier.
Eliza Duckshit - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 19:57:45 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Every girl on the pill is a dumb cow.

Well, you must be getting all the pussy with that attitude....
Isabella Durringspear - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 11:51:58 EST ID:WsUdGrXW No.99211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jarvis Brinderlock - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 05:23:36 EST ID:eq+YR15Y No.99231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If all the money from the condom industry was used for lab research, we could have eradicated the majority of STDs by now
Shitting Nerryhood - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 12:38:07 EST ID:MKq5sxQ9 No.99232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to not be able to get off at all with a condom on, it was horrible. Guess I got used to it cause now I only last like 5 mins even with one. fml.

I totally agree that they're horrible though. It's not only the killing of sensation but they fucking leave your dick greasy and they smell awful. maybe i'll just commit sedoku

Klienfelters Syndrome None of You Are Truetrans by Hugh Bliffingford - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 14:02:11 EST ID:Rt3pFoRu No.99225 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Klinefelter syndrome (KS) also known as 47,XXY or XXY, is the set of symptoms that result from two or more X chromosomes in males.

>47,XXY or XXY, is the set of symptoms that result from two or more X chromosomes in males.The primary feature is sterility. Often symptoms may be subtle and many people do not realize they are affected. Sometimes symptoms are more prominent and may include weaker muscles, greater height, poor coordination, less body hair, smaller genitals, breast growth, and less interest in sex. Often it is only at puberty that these symptoms are noticed. Intelligence is usually normal; however, reading difficulties and problems with speech are more common. Symptoms are typically more severe if three or more X chromosomes are present.
Hugh Bliffingford - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 14:03:33 EST ID:Rt3pFoRu No.99226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my bad wrong board

TS hooker by Emma Shittinghood - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 21:17:31 EST ID:FkDElUGk No.99217 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thinking about hitting up a transgender hooker soon. It has been something I've been curious to try for a long time, but completely new. Is it worth trying? Any tips/suggestions?
Hugh Bliffingford - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 13:50:13 EST ID:Rt3pFoRu No.99224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah its cool,dress well and go sober.
Hopefully she gets hard that makes it a bit more worth it.

My Porn Star story by Esther Soggleham - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:28:10 EST ID:o5epaUtW No.99216 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have an account on a porn site where I can upload videos.
Most of them are from web cam girls I recorded.
Once in awhile I'll put something different on there.

Today I get a message in my inbox saying...
>You're infringing the copyright of my content on ##### - there is already a DMCA report in action. The longer this video stays online, the more legal action I'll have taken against you. Making these videos is how I put food on my table - so please, don't be a dick and remove it.

Now I'm thinking; there's a shot this is real but probably fake.
(The video is of a girl getting came on by 19 guys... a bukkake)
Regardless, I play along and say that if she takes a picture with my username and these words, I'll take it down.

She writes me back saying...
>My account is literally verified through this website. You can clearly see that on my profile. Uploading (or "claiming") the video is stealing the video and you're highhandedly responsible for... Literally millions dollars, if you consider that it's a $50 video that has been viewed 300,000 times for free.

The verified thing she was talking about was that she was legit a female(which almost always is faked) so she clearly has no idea what she's talking about.
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Wesley Wopperfield - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 00:49:52 EST ID:gY7k+vdv No.99218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well its kind of a dick move. they make money off and survive off their content. maybe don't pirate and they'll make more content

I Don't Know Where I Should Put This by Eugene Huttingbanks - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 03:21:35 EST ID:6wkHs08S No.99114 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Political lesbianism embraces the theory that sexual orientation is a political and feminist choice, and advocates lesbianism as a positive alternative to heterosexuality for women as part of the struggle against sexism.

>advocates male homosexuality as a positive alternative to heterosexuality for women as part of the struggle against feminism.

At this point I considering giving up women all together, technically I'm bisexual but I've never had sex with a woman and I've never succeeded romantically with a woman. With all the realities of dating and getting married to women I see more downsides to upsides. Women accuse men of rape even after they initially consent only to later change their minds; this doesn't happen in every case but its not so rare as to some sort of anomaly. It happens more on college campuses more than anywhere else. Also getting divorced, women are often favored in divorce proceedings. Women can take your kids and leave you completely out of their lives even if you want to participate in raising your child and have no problems that would justify you not being apart of their lives. You can go to jail for not paying child support.

My mother and grandmothers are hateful bitches and every relationship I could possibly have with a woman would probably have this fact as a foundation; I'm speculating but any decent psychologist would agree with me. I've also run into so many nasty lying bitches in my life that aren't related to me, that it's just becoming too disheartening.

I don't hate women but apparently my luck sucks when it comes to women.
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Ebenezer Cizzleham - Tue, 31 Jan 2017 13:38:54 EST ID:uNwoU18z No.99191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Big deal
>When that detective shows up with the child support bill and everything you own is taken to pay for it or you get sent to jail for being a deadbeat
Fuck Donnerpodge - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 00:25:06 EST ID:pyty90iT No.99195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wut. Not sure if trolling. If men and women are raping each other at roughly equal rates (and they are, according to CDC), that isn't evidence that women in particular are oppressed. It only shows that there are a bunch of assholes of both genders who don't really give a shit about consent.
Polly Chirringfuck - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 23:59:43 EST ID:5aA0NwMa No.99199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you are just completely wrong here is the CDC website https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/sv-datasheet-a.pdf
"Nearly 1 in 5 (18.3%) women and 1 in 71 men
(1.4%) reported experiencing rape at some time in
their lives."
I don't know why you think it is easy to be female. Are you scared to lose something? Do you want to dislike women?
Priscilla Peshsturk - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 15:26:38 EST ID:kSV8miX8 No.99201 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>men being raped isn't a big deal because I, personally, didn't mind when it happened to me, when I wasn't even aware during the experience

is this bait
Eliza Duckshit - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:08:23 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Loose Bootey Hole? by Lydia Crobbermore - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 13:08:44 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99200 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So been doing a little light butt play with a 1.5" diameter dildo, and now when I pee hard I feel like I got to take a shit. Like it's not holding back the dam like it use to?

Does anal play fuck your retention up? Is there any other dangers?
Ebenezer Nocklewill - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 16:29:33 EST ID:nJ92TRld No.99203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Give the dildo a rest, and your retention should build its way back up.

> Any other dangers?
Prostate cancer.

This fetish? by Cornelius Grandson - Tue, 11 Oct 2016 20:21:37 EST ID:PvMCffHj No.98563 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone know what this fetish is called?
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Fuck Tootgold - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 18:07:05 EST ID:PvMCffHj No.99015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
more bump
Samuel Shakefuck - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 21:21:54 EST ID:3DkZ0jMm No.99017 Ignore Report Quick Reply

So sexy.
Edward Honnerspear - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 16:30:49 EST ID:YYQ0VKr0 No.99018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've seen another video from the circlejerk couple in the OP. No idea what it's called or how to search for it but it definitely works for me
Ebenezer Mimblepetch - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 23:19:06 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I want to do this with another guy.
Alice Dinningwell - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 14:40:30 EST ID:PvMCffHj No.99175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
2017 bump

When to settle.. by Lydia Brookworth - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 06:37:49 EST ID:4HSEcgbI No.99168 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is there a better board for relationship/dating?

So at what point, after most girls you find attractive say no, do you decide to just settle for someone you don't find attractive?
Based on the hits I get on dating sites, my future doesn't look pretty. I knew I wasn't a 10, but man, I don't want to go that low, but if I don't get something eventually I'll have to just pick a bad one and force myself to be attracted to it.

So what do you think?
Phineas Davingstock - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 15:51:42 EST ID:JFrOrPYn No.99176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> Is there a better board for relationship/dating?
/qq/ - Personal Issues

They say I'm delusional all I wanna do is smoke a little chronic and sip on some liqor by Lydia Clumblesut - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 01:18:34 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.98686 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's been about 9 days and I have a confession I have an obsession with you I hope that's alright ever since I say you laying in the sun my brains been having fun you know how it go collect the dough and start the movie so groovy what I want you to do is suck my dick yeaaaaaaaa 69 is fine I bet your pussy smells like roses then what yeaa you do what u want go till your jaw is sore or you think it's a more, ya u a whore you gonna give me some more your gonna turn around and stick my dick in your pussy and start rocking your shit ya u so hot come closer I'm a suck on your tits ya I love dem to bits alright bounce a bit ya I like that damn that's the jam alright good change da position I kinda want missionary but im a visionary so we gonna do doggy and get your butt ready OK I hit it steady for a bit my fingers all up in your shit gimmi some spit Yaya k it's time to get it in push and whoa it feels so smooth we in the groove you like that I do your ass is so clean no poo poo to be scene k I dunno I think I'm dun unless you wanna have some more fun OK grab my gun I'm backing off into a chair watch me jerk off bitch ya bitch ugh feels so good OK k take that pistol u see me jerkin it ya u so hot I'm sweatin k take that pistol and just whip me across the face ummm slap ugh feels good do it again bitch ya I'm still jerkin it do it harder this time bloaowwww you making me bleed nice I dun want to play with the knife get over here now suck my dick some more uaaaaagh ugaaahh I'm gonna bust noooo not yet I got my my set k I punch you in the face u love it I throw u back onto the bed.girl we so in love but im it's time to finish so it's back in ure puss and I bust all over your cervix k I'm done and y'all want more I'll be back
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Nell Sunderchirk - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 23:50:03 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.98839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what u saying let's pretend we gonna meet up to watch a movie, but really I'm gonna feed u a burger or whatever you like maybe some noodles and I'll take you to my spot maybe we can do it in the car or maybe the basement of a bar maybe we go back to my crib and we can do it on the couch or maybe take it to my room and you'll see what I'm about life ain't nothing but a lay we can do it anyway maybe you just wanna meet up for a walk we can hold hands and hit the block ya all I really wanna fee you is my cock maybe give you a key to my lock I hope everything is alright with you what you doing I don't have a clue so I'd ask you whats new maybe tell you what I'm a do I'm a have a shower and get ready buy u a flower and rock steady I'm feeling like a teddy I wanna see you bare run my fingers through your hair and take you down to my jungle lair
Basil Bummlenetch - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 19:26:52 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.99058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump cause I'm curious maybe bi curious she said fuck your curiosity, I still stuck my thumb in her bum damn that bitch was dumb
Fuck Crongershaw - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 07:44:51 EST ID:r5Wv8592 No.99099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cyril Cinninglurk - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:33:05 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.99113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hedda Cattingset - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 21:34:05 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.99159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She rides a bike she's down to go for a hike
She wanna get fucked silly if she has a boy I'll name him Billy and drop him like a quarter milly

Penis girlfriend or beard girlfriend? by Alice Dullywudge - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 21:13:32 EST ID:aY60T0i0 No.99137 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Straight men: If you had the choice between your girlfriend spontaneously growing a permanent beard or having a sudden genital swap where her vagina would be replaced with a working penis, which would you choose? Which choice do you believe would indicate a more homosexual or bicurious personality?

As a straight guy with no romantic interest in men, I would go with the penis option. Typical femininity is what attracts me and a beard is decidedly masculine. I can confidently say I am attracted to and enjoy spending romantic and sexual company exclusively with women. If my girlfriend were to grow a beard I'd be devastated. She would be ugly. Vaginal sex isn't much of a deciding factor cause I'm a kinky sub and I also like ass and prostate play, so the choice is easy for me in this case.

It's a silly and highly theoretical question but I'm simply curious as to what motivates the average straight man. Is pussy so essential in a straight vanilla relationship that you are willing to fuck a lumberjack-bearded girl forever? Or would a theoretical dickgirl please most men despite the dick?
Ian Grandwater - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 23:26:54 EST ID:/4RaaDUv No.99138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Why not both?
Diaboli - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 23:43:53 EST ID:CuGtz5Tk No.99140 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Straight male. Dom.

Penis. I agree with you, a beard would ruin it. Even if you aren't into ass play or getting nailed you can always Fuck her in the ass.
Sidney Blackbury - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 05:24:24 EST ID:Y9s2q+TC No.99146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd fuck that like no one's business.
Barnaby Greendock - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 20:53:06 EST ID:14kmoVzD No.99149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Flos videos are super hot.
But this foto is truely horrifying.

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