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Want my GF to Pee on my face by Over Ginal - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 19:16:56 EST ID:NYXBRM5p No.98672 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Getting pee from my GF all over myself or drinking it directly from her pussy
is my fantasy!

While my GF peed while we showered together and I once held my hand under the stream (for "fun"), I don't have the guts to talk about this.

Whats the best approach?

Are there women who are really into this and not just because guys pay for it?
Jenny Suttingson - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 21:30:11 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I knew a girl who liked to be pissed on, but not any that like to do the pissing. I think submissive women are more common than dominatrices. Just ask your girlfriend if she's cool with it, it couldn't hurt.
Alice Crengerwater - Sat, 29 Oct 2016 13:55:35 EST ID:/i27GdTO No.98681 Ignore Report Quick Reply

HEY! do it in the bathtub bitch

what the fuck? who's gonna clean it up that's right you bad bitch

get on the floor and clean it up


lick that up you filthy hore

thank fuck I don't have a carpet you unhousebroken little bitch

Fatfag here by Clara Chommerwill - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 22:17:01 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98571 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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When I was younger I thought I was asexual because I wasn't into the conventionally attractive women all my friends were into, and I was subconsciously repressing my attraction to fat women because it just seemed so weird and unnatural, but gradually it became more and more apparent. It started off with just fapping to somewhat chubby girls, but slowly but surely I became attracted to bigger and bigger women, and also became turned on by the more fetishy aspects such as weight gain, eating, etc. All the girls I've ever dated/had sex with are fat, and I'm sure my friends/family think I'm some kind of sick weirdo but I don't really care at this point. Anyone else attracted to massive fat girls?
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Lillian Crockledale - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 03:43:30 EST ID:euT3NRDR No.98632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Cornelius Nummerpore - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 18:06:30 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't try to one up me with fat girl gifs, you'll lose every time.
Polly Crenkinforth - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 22:25:28 EST ID:aY60T0i0 No.98655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i can't relate but definitely envy you.
are you at all conflicted about your desire to have a fat girlfriend in terms of health? you want her to be fat, would encourage her to stay fat to be beautiful but that also impacts the health of someone you love. how do you deal with that aspect?
Thomas Mittinghood - Tue, 25 Oct 2016 03:25:36 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>encourage her to stay fat to be beautiful

I've never encouraged any woman I've been with to be fat, it's their body not mine. My current girlfriend is trying to lose weight and it doesn't bother me; there comes a point in a relationship where, if you really love the person, you are attracted to them regardless of what they look like. It's entirely my girlfriend's choice if she wants to try to be healthier, and either way, she's probably going to be more healthy than I am, what with the myriad of health problems I have.
Thomas Sizzlesug - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 01:01:49 EST ID:aY60T0i0 No.98675 Ignore Report Quick Reply

well that's good. i hope you both are healthy and it works out. i like short hair on girls myself (maybe kind of a tomboyish androgynous thing) but if the girl i loved grew her hair out later on, i'd like to say it wouldn't (and shouldn't of course) impact my love for her.
however i hear stories of one partner getting fat to the point where the other loses attraction and wants out, so it's a subject to consider..

Do we need more foreplay? by Graham Blytheshit - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 15:00:30 EST ID:cyzPxOwS No.98646 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Okay so I'm seeing a girl who is an older virgin (as am I) and the other day we were going to try having sex. Everything going perfect, I was pretty hard I'd stretched her a little bit and gone down on her.

We couldn't get it in. The head just kind of sat in the entry way. Missionary, cowgirl and with her on my lap - nothing. I thought that maybe I'd not done enough stretching or was maybe she was a little nervous and 'clamped' up a bit.

Any advice? Pic kind of related.
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Cedric Clayfoot - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 16:56:03 EST ID:C3nL7eIt No.98649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have difficulty getting into my girlfriend unless she's absolutely dripping. She's tight as heck and I'm thick as heck. There will be times where she's only moderately ready for me without lube and my dick will literally not get further than a half inch in her. I also find that longer foreplay doesn't necessarily mean a wider wetter vag; there seems to be a window, and she may actually be more ready for the dick 5 mins into foreplay than 30 mins into oral sex.

Lube is your best friend, it works like fuckin magic. Try it. Seriously. I kid you not. This is 90% certain to solve your problem.
Sidney Pickhall - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 11:26:54 EST ID:cyzPxOwS No.98665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here.

No not gushing, just kind of moist. Is gushing best?


Lube is a thing I hadn't thought about. Will go out and buy some!
Edward Cluvingket - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 12:24:47 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>No not gushing, just kind of moist. Is gushing best?

Well she needs to be fully wet, like panties soaking wet. I suggest more foreplay, and maybe more creative foreplay, experiment and find things she likes; aggressive kissing with lots of tongue, sucking the nipple, biting the neck (every woman I've been with really loves that for some reason), running your finger nails on the inside of her thighs, squeezing/spanking her butt, pulling her hair. You just have to pace yourself and gradually work your way up to the fucking, some women require more foreplay than others. Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, it always starts off with that kind of stuff, and when she starts getting pretty wet I'll usually start rubbing her clitoris with my middle finger, and then once her pussy is super wet and hot, I move on to the actual fucking.
Sidney Pickhall - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 13:45:53 EST ID:cyzPxOwS No.98667 Ignore Report Quick Reply

All good advice, thanks. I did try asking her what she likes but she said something non committal like "Oh y'know...", as if to say "Oh y'know, the sex thing".
William Sussleshit - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 17:25:30 EST ID:MTbPdzYO No.98668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you tried slapping her pussy?

best lover by Fucking Duffingstock - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 14:30:08 EST ID:nul6lzEf No.98633 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Cock dimensions?
How long you been together?
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Alice Bavingmeg - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 13:45:44 EST ID:8uAGtt2M No.98639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
7.5" (Have measured at 8" when really turned on) long. 5.5" around. I'm uncut. I fuck.
Nicholas Padgefoot - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 11:24:59 EST ID:6U3H2ybU No.98644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is that your girl? Nice. real nice.
Nicholas Dronderfock - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 17:16:29 EST ID:nul6lzEf No.98650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Beautiful ass!
John Dronderbanks - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 06:31:37 EST ID:G/q+/5Gi No.98663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
7.5" not sure what the other question is asking. If it's about partners, I have a recurring problem of old girlfriends trying to hookup again.
Fucking Fuckingstock - Tue, 01 Nov 2016 18:52:24 EST ID:h3Nh3mur No.98689 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Its Come To This by Molly Faffingwater - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 04:26:10 EST ID:h3Nh3mur No.98489 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alright m8s so its come down to this.
Im 24 no job, no real income, in college living with grandma.
I've sworn off women.
I'm not gay I'm bisexual.
I basically want to start crossdressing and fucking guys and other crossdressers.
But I really want a relationship.
Without getting, raped, killed or arrested; or all three.
How do I do this?

>ps Im not white but an attractive minority
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Shitting Bivingstock - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 06:32:54 EST ID:He1NWnaB No.98505 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Oh you're right. I read "I'm not gay or bisexual." My bad.

I'd say you're overthinking this then, OP. Live your life and get with people you like. Don't exclude women either, you may meet one you're very compatible with. "Swearing off" an entire sex kind of seems like you've formed preconceived notions about very large groups and deemed half the human population undateable. I don't think that's a good idea.

Date and fuck whoever you want, and maybe you'll find a good relationship along the way. Not much to it really. You can also seek out fetish communities for the crossdressing thing. You might have an easier time indulging that fetish if you seek out kinky people specifically.

Good luck and have fun
Emma Pickforth - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 15:52:46 EST ID:h3Nh3mur No.98527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where would I find such things as an outsider.
Edwin Fonningstit - Mon, 10 Oct 2016 15:45:01 EST ID:h3Nh3mur No.98559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hugh Drocklewill - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 12:20:23 EST ID:zCi2pKzC No.98645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i saw that pic and read i come to this an thought "okay"
Albert Granddale - Mon, 24 Oct 2016 16:26:23 EST ID:8uAGtt2M No.98648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You live in LA and you can't figure out how to get into crossdressing?

Sex-Industry in North-Korea? by Sibille Hollington - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 04:44:23 EST ID:LevvSI1p No.98586 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Getting on a trip to Korea next year.

Are there hookers on your tour?
Can you fuck your guide?
Folklore Radiant - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 15:32:50 EST ID:SLjXyZf5 No.98626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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interested bump.
Hannah Buzzcocke - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 14:10:12 EST ID:9H09X7+X No.98629 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That .gif has intrigued me.
Molly Pambleway - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 14:25:40 EST ID:gdntIL4p No.98641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
most likely not

you can't go anywhere on your own either, they are paranoid af there. and if you fuck any local, everyone will know because the police is looking at you 24 7
Jarvis Pittfield - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 19:21:36 EST ID:sa6Zx1C/ No.98642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know about hookers, but I do know Marijuana is legal there, as in totally legal and you can buy huge bags of the stuff for 50 cents and smoke indoors.

Recurring fantasies when im sad? by Eugene Soblingsig - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 19:13:50 EST ID:mu4PQd83 No.96565 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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im 25, i remember fantasizing about being a girl since i was 12 (mostly sexual fantasies, but me being a girl) ... sometimes these feelings invade me so hard i start acting effeminate, but i dont do it on purpose, even some friends have told me i was acting "strange"
I noticed these feelings and fantasies are more recurring when im sad (forgot to say i suffer low self esteem) in these moments i wish more i could be a girl, i have more fantasies being a girl, sometimes so hard i start looking for some boy that make me feel girlish or to buy hormones, but some days later i return to my "normal" state and i feel scared of what i´ve done
What happens to me? what should i do?
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Esther Cedgebury - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 12:21:59 EST ID:0PRpWsq5 No.98129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can confirm. These are symptoms of low self confidence.

I even went so far as cross dress when I was home alone. Panties, skirts, etc.

But then I started doing a bunch of things that helped establish my identity as a man and improved my self esteem/self image/confidence, and I no longer, or very, very rarely, get these feelings about wanting to be or act like a girl. Although I think in my case I am genuinely interested in the female experience, but I have accepted that I will never have that experience as a male. #YOLO
Sidney Songerchure - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 17:10:21 EST ID:T4fb30Ct No.98157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not OP, but I've been struggling with... maybe gender dysphoria, maybe a trend that I thought (think?) might lead to a transition; maybe just an eschewing of traditional gender roles within myself and a frustration that they exist so prevalently in society.

Anyway, your post was really helpful, and/or reassuring. These things are so complex, and I'm not gonna figure it out over night, no matter how many times I think I'm finally figuring it out.
David Blottingson - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 21:23:46 EST ID:7fO3ppXp No.98190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I haven't had the same experience, but I used to be really into humiliation porn

after awhile you just kind of grow out of the phase, I guess.

obviously it might be different for other people though
Basil Fullertore - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 20:44:10 EST ID:bEwKXei3 No.98636 Ignore Report Quick Reply

hi. i dont normally post here but this is too interesting to pass over. what you said, your story... it's incredibly relatable to my own expereinces. virtually everything you've said sounds like snapshots of my own life. im 26 now and not as preoccupied with my gender as much as before, but honestly around age 15 to 18 i played with and involved myself with a distinct feminine persona that just came naturally to me. even most of the smaller details you described i could relate to me. i mean not completely 100%, not talking abuot some clone level stuff, but idk... it's just interesting, even surprising to see someone post something that so closely resembles my own unique experiences throughout, and still present, in my life.
Doris Sungerstidge - Sun, 23 Oct 2016 08:55:59 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98638 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Trying to be "masculine" is fucking stupid and you shouldn't be going out of your way to satisfy your bro friends. Just be yourself. There's nothing wrong with you.

/sd/ feels by Henry Buzzson - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:15:00 EST ID:3X28Os5n No.98627 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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you know them, you love them... post some sexyfeels, stories get a stank token

>TFW you've converted your s/o to enjoy your kinks
Nathaniel Cossledidging - Sat, 22 Oct 2016 00:18:06 EST ID:Yg3rO1qk No.98631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Tfw have like 3.8 inch dick and cum faster than the speed of light
>gf of 5 years (and hopefully life partner) is ultra sensitive down there and gets effortless orgasms off me anyways

It's that warm fuzzy kinda feel

Aids and std risks by using a shared shower bidet by Shitting Bribbleworth - Sun, 16 Oct 2016 09:18:39 EST ID:7RM7Pax9 No.98595 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, i kinda realize this was a really stupid idea, but at the moment, i was really drunk, and decided to go to a gay sauna, i didn't had sex with anyone there, but at one moment, i went to a bathroom, and used one of those bidets, to clean my anus from the inside.
Thing is i got the tip of it on my anus, and im actually scared im obviously not the only one to have done this. Could this make me catch aids? Im really fucking anxious right now.
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Charlotte Mepperhire - Mon, 17 Oct 2016 08:48:05 EST ID:9BR7wMHI No.98606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What part of STD is so hard to understand YOU DUMB DENSE RETARDED MOTHERFUCKER!?!


Is water a SEXUAL FLUID?

Is water blood?


Polly Menkinshit - Mon, 17 Oct 2016 15:59:50 EST ID:C3nL7eIt No.98607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>breeding ground for the HIV Virus
>HIV Virus
>V Virus
>perfect breeding ground for a virus
>breeding ground for a virus
>viruses breeding in water

This post has depth
Caroline Beshworth - Mon, 17 Oct 2016 19:05:09 EST ID:He1NWnaB No.98608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean you probably didn't get an STD but do you have any idea how many nasty assholes that thing has probably touched? You got ass cooties in your ass. Gross.
Archie Pinkinbidge - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 02:06:16 EST ID:7RM7Pax9 No.98609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I went to a doctor and lied i had unprotected sex with an aidetic just to get free meds, i mean, i probably didn't catch anything, as you guys said, but im kinda anxious and neurotic, so yeah.
Albert Hanningfield - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 10:49:19 EST ID:n2GAqOQK No.98620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I went to a doctor and lied i had unprotected sex with an aidetic just to get free meds

Smokin on that whoonga

Recurring fantasy? by Eliza Hivinghood - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 00:59:39 EST ID:/Bhie9UW No.98583 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I always considered myself hetero but since i was a teenager i had a recurrent fantasy of being dressed as a girl and fucked by a group of friends, i used to imagine i was the only "girl" in the group,so they treated me like i was one.
It turned me a lot imagining sucking a dick while being fucked and having my body (and specially my face) full of cum.
I´ve had this fantasy for years, but some days i feel a hard need of doing it, like my body telling me i need a dick inside me, even some days i start acting effeminate without even knowing it :S
Why this happen to me? what should i do? should i hear my body and search for a boy (or group of boys) to fuck me?
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Beatrice Clillydale - Mon, 17 Oct 2016 00:25:46 EST ID:NA/dNuNO No.98603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they're ok from the neck down.
dirtytranny - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 20:42:48 EST ID:wso5qCbk No.98614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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/cd/ is only a click away.

but also, it's okay to wanna get fucked by boys. you should find a cute guy or cute guys to fuck you and see if you like it.
Shit Dremblewill - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:28:17 EST ID:OX5oeocF No.98617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, i´ve read about guys that got tricked about going with another boy, then got beaten
Shit Dremblewill - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:32:12 EST ID:OX5oeocF No.98618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Same here, im not attracted to men, but it turn me on thinking im giving pleasure to a boy, thinking im in the girl role
Shit Dremblewill - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:38:00 EST ID:OX5oeocF No.98619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
/cd/ gets offended easily, also im not sure i had gender identity dysphoria

organized sociopath with psychotic tendencies seeks dirty whores by Nicholas Blullerwell - Sun, 16 Oct 2016 16:29:30 EST ID:gDQ+3MRI No.98596 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so, not too sure whats going on with me, but the girls i date have consistently been terrible shitty people. so a few years back i had this relationship with this girl i had a crush on for years and she fucked me over, so i literally kind of stopped feeling feelings. that was in 2014, i haven't had a legit "girlfriend" since then. and sometimes it sucks, but honestly i do get laid often, and never catch feelings, so i assumed that i was simply dead inside and that i had finally killed whatever it was inside me that made me feel towards other people. i tend to go through sprees and dry spells with girls, like ill fuck 6 or 7 different girls in 2 weeks, then not even talk to a female for 2,3, maybe even 4 months. and this has suited me thus far,
i met this hot stripper at wendys the other day, and she told me i should go watch her dance. so when i did, a different but hotter stripper started talking to me and at first i thought she was just hustling me for dough, but then she did a private dance for me at the stage in front of everyone there and then left with me..... we didn't even bang, we just smoked a bunch of PCP and made out all night. she's saying she hasn't had a boyfriend in a year or so, and is looking right now for one, and that she likes me.

and i like her too somehow. HOW. i meet/ hook up with "regular" girls all the time and see nothing but misery, but then i go and fall in love at the GOD DAMNED STRIP CLUB. just when i thought i was out........THEY PULL ME BACK IN.

tl;dr I'm feeling feelings again and i don't want that. should i go for it and date the stripper and probably go completely mad when she fucks me over, or just bang her and on to the next one like usual? pic related
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Hannah Billingstone - Sun, 16 Oct 2016 19:52:55 EST ID:JFrOrPYn No.98599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's like "I have deep sexual and emotional issues, but let me start off by saying that I always pair my socks neatly in my cupboard"
Albert Billingcocke - Mon, 17 Oct 2016 03:16:53 EST ID:gDQ+3MRI No.98605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Organized sociopath is a term the doctors like to throw out
When I tell them Bout my sex life.
it's not my fAult you don't know how to read
Barnaby Brookcocke - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 13:01:01 EST ID:gDQ+3MRI No.98611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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And also, ya I'm white trash. Obviously. I know this and I accept it. I wouldn't have it any other way. If ya ask me, nothing beats hanging out in your driveway drunk all daywith your neighbors. and by driveway i mean the hotel you're currently living at. And by neighbors I mean the hookers that work there.
Anyways, it's a moot point anyway. I haven't heard from her in 2 days so I've given upand am back to good ole numbness.
Shit Bammerpat - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 15:56:06 EST ID:SBK3lsdW No.98612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
right. women with such a profession are literally incapable of being just generally ok, pleasant or stable people

got it. speaking from wealth of experience guy, over here. hes clearly got it all sussed out. from all his experience

the so many experiences

with the ladies

that hes had
all of them sex-workers
none of them fictitious characters on tv and even fewer than none of them next-to-fictitious characters heard from third-hand accounts of relationships gone wrong
Sidney Dibberkock - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 22:55:00 EST ID:C3nL7eIt No.98616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>right. women with such a profession are literally incapable of being just generally ok, pleasant or stable people
Nice, please point to where I said that.

No, seriously, before you even consider responding to this post if you do, please, point to where I said this. Please yellowtext it and make it the first thing in your post before you say anything else.

I literally said in my post that once you get to know a stripper beyond the initial glory period of extra-funtimes, you realize that they're like the regular women too. I put "miserable" in quotes because I don't think regular women are necessary miserable people.

I even, literally, said this
>I don't want to make it seem like strippers are inherently bad people.

The only thing I said even close to your remark was that most of the professional strippers are relatively bad relationship investments. This has nothing to do with if they're stable or pleasant or not.
If you really wanna argue with me on this one.... Well.. You can try :^) good luck

Help staying hard by David Blottingson - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 21:27:13 EST ID:7fO3ppXp No.98191 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello, I've only done sexual things twice so far, I'm 22 years old and a male. I got a handjob at a massage parlor and also a blowjob from an escort. I tried having sex with the escort but I was too soft. In both of these situations I could only cum while masturbating. And I can really only cum while either on my knees or with one leg up. I feel like I need that strain. I can't cum while sitting or laying down. I didn't feel too nervous, but it was there i guess.
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Jarvis Honderson - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 22:19:28 EST ID:gxxiaAG9 No.98195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I do watch a lot of porn
And there in lies the problem.
Porn is meant to be entertainment. It's the beyond and above shit that normal people don't really get up to.
Viewing that shit as the norm is going to give you unrealistic expectations of what sex is supposed to be.
Don't get me wrong, me and my girl watch porn together and pick up ideas but that is NOT how normal sex is meant to be done.
Lay off the hardcore and make friends with more girls. Be open and honest and you'll find one who will value having sex with you.
I'm not even talking about a nice girl who only wants missionary position. Find yourself a freak if you want. Just make sure you have a connection and you want to help get eachother off.
Henry Bablingshit - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 17:04:58 EST ID:8OOZllfj No.98199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Am I going to die of HIV?
Escorts make their money by fucking. They have a financial interest in not carrying STDs. They are likely cleaner than a random skank you could pick up at a bar.

Also, stop watching porn does not mean stop jacking off.
Lydia Pirringwot - Sun, 07 Aug 2016 09:40:22 EST ID:7fO3ppXp No.98215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Okay then, thanks. I've been jacking off less though, to see if it helps anyway. I plan on meeting the escort again in a month. Is it true nurses get tested for diseases though? I am just a little nervous about it still.

Thank you all for the help, you're better than anything I learned in American sex end.
David Brallyway - Sun, 07 Aug 2016 21:48:43 EST ID:tGqapzuD No.98216 Ignore Report Quick Reply

With or without porn, you might have death grip. Death grip is a huge issue for a lot of younger guys. Google it but basically, you get used to too firm of a grip/too much friction/roughness, so when you actually do have sex, the woman's vagina is never going to provide that level of grip.

The best way is to readjust to more sex-like masturbation. You could get a fleshlight (if you have $$$) or just buy some cheap lube and make sure to jerk off slowly (closer to the pace of real sex). You'll probably lose your hardon or have a tough time cumming, but it's important to stick with it. If you can't the first time, take a break and come back to it later. Just stick with it until you do. It'll probably take a lot longer.

Trust me, this has worked for me personally and a lot of guys as well. A lot of guys get accustomed to just trying to cum as quickly as possible but slowing down, using lube, and using a looser grip can really enhance the experience and help you stay hard when it comes to actual sex, since you're not as overstimulated.
Lillian Pizzlehall - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 11:11:53 EST ID:P+vyTa/u No.98610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>unfucking your brain

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