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What the Hell by John Hibberfuck - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 19:51:33 EST ID:UO/7hy1O No.99053 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I basically have to force myself to fap, I cant do it.
It gives me anxiety.
Wat do anon?
Augustus Crellyson - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 23:54:55 EST ID:pUpiPeQH No.99055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
take it up the butt instead
Reuben Shakeford - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 01:06:12 EST ID:j2CJA90V No.99056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been trying to find some chicks to spit roast me with a strap on.
Fucking Hurringhetch - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 11:29:18 EST ID:uEWofjyf No.99057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You're not weird, I can't fap to that pic either. I keep thinking that thing is gonna jump out and bite my nuts. My suggestion: get better fap material. Lime bikini for reference.
Rebecca Fuckingshaw - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 21:59:03 EST ID:j2CJA90V No.99059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I guess. Maybe I should just focus on having sex.

Sexual taste and fat girl pussy by Martin Greenworth - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 15:54:32 EST ID:f/OqF25R No.99045 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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As ive gotten older my sexual tastes have widened. Im into all types of things ive never been into one of these things is fat pussy.

Im not really into fat chicks but i am into there pussy. Also for me there is a rare but ideal body type some girls have where there not really FAT just thick but they carry it in such away that its in the lower half.

Anyways if youve never had fat pussy allow me to explain. A normal girl has a vagina with lips and a clit and a it looks like every other pussy. A girl with a fat pussy carries a ton of fat on her labia majora so it just looks like a slit (pic related) its like a inch to a half inch deep of really soft elastic skin leading down to her vagina and it drives me wild.

I like all weomen but for about a year the fat pussy has been drving me nuts after a positive experience. Its just a different feeling entirely it feels better. Also for me theres this weird effect i get as a skinny guy that fucking this chubby girl im like doing a nasty thing and im going to teach her a lesson with this dick. Its dope.

Is anyone else into this? Does it have a name?
Fuck Hellybury - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 17:29:38 EST ID:NYfzDtze No.99046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just go fuck a fat fuck and you'll know.
I've done it and I liked it. It felt wrong at first fucking this self destructing blob, but later I thought, fuck it, if they want to kill themselves why bother with any feelings.
So, fucking fat women is more relaxing as I don't give a shit about them. They're just pathethic meat.
Jack Pullerbet - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 17:51:00 EST ID:ocKaGA3m No.99047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You seem really rude and kinda stupid

Idk if you read the whole thread if you had you would of know. Ive already fuck my fair share of fattys and enjoyed it.
Fuck Hellybury - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:03:01 EST ID:NYfzDtze No.99048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I stopped reading because of the typos.
But yeah, I enjoy it as well. How am I rude and stupid?
Beatrice Buzzstone - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 00:49:05 EST ID:/mQNDzLY No.99050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>they're just pathetic meat
Among other things
Beatrice Buzzstone - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 00:49:04 EST ID:/mQNDzLY No.99051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>they're just pathetic meat
Among other things

Younger guy attracted to older women? by Barnaby Murdshaw - Sat, 31 Dec 2016 18:02:27 EST ID:EgDZHkqw No.99041 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've recently hit the age of 18, and Im a bit confused, was hoping you guys here could guide me a bit,

I've had the usual cringy/stupid """relationships""" when I was younger, however, I've come to reach a point where I'm simply not interested in seeking a relationship, although as every man, I still have a pretty strong sex drive.

I find younger women uninteresting for the most part, however, I easily connect with older women (30+) and enjoy conversations with them whenever they arise, be it a stranger or a friends mother, and I would like to meet women in that age group to have casual sex with, as I'm simply, I don't know, more "comfortable" around them.

How would I got about finding older women who wouldn't mind having a younger person like me? Or is it partly my fault, and I should look for women my age who I have more in common with at social events etc?

If my post is poorly structured, feel free to ask me for clarifications
Betsy Sirryville - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 01:54:21 EST ID:rzTOcN4w No.99042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You have fine taste in women. The difference between 30 year old women and 18 year old women is pretty huge. Take a yoga class or something and talk to the women you find there. Compliments go a long way with older women (they don't get them like they used to when they were 18).

Also, try online dating and set the age to 30+.

I Feel Like A Dirtbag by Hugh Cillyham - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 20:50:03 EST ID:VqPPnPl5 No.98916 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Basically I'm filthy biscum. This is causing me some internal conflict.
In person I flirt with women my age and a bit older at school and work.
On the internet I chase traps and closeted crossdressers myself.
I'm playing the field quite a lot, and it feels wrong.
I'm really a moralistic little fucker at heart.
I really want to be with one person.
But at the same time now I'm considering fooling around with a person on the internet and someone I met in real life, simultaneously.
I don't know tell me what you think.
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Henry Sottingfoot - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 15:10:05 EST ID:1J8ga/R2 No.99014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well yeah I guess developing a heroin addiction is a bad thing.
Cedric Brettingspear - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 20:21:53 EST ID:FpUomoa2 No.99027 Ignore Report Quick Reply

why is it a bad idea to shop there
Phoebe Mudgeway - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 22:54:12 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Im going to you a story of the bookeeper to many of underground Progressive rock groups in the UK during the 1960s and 70s. Her name is Simone Rhône born in Calais in 1938 to a French Lieutenant who died in North Africa during the war and a Swiss born Typist who went insane on acid in Amsterdam in 1967. During her tenure as an accountant to many of English Rock Groups she had a few lovers though not promiscuous and she smoked a fair deal of heroin enhanced cannabis though she never injected. Her adventures in England and Europe are much lauded byher peers and some of Scotland Yards more zealous detectives.
Ebenezer Mimblepetch - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 23:17:04 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Scat is beneath me.
Ebenezer Mimblepetch - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 23:21:35 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Anyway dope.

Dick Size by Alice Nubbergold - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 23:23:17 EST ID:FkDElUGk No.98965 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is my dick size acceptable for the average woman?
6.2 inch long, 6.5 inch girth
I feel very insecure
Sophie Pockhood - Mon, 19 Dec 2016 20:19:43 EST ID:yxj63MQD No.98975 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Penis size is a funny thing, because unlike breast size it's not public knowledge, but then men assume that there is a considerable difference between how a penis of a particular size feels inside a woman.

Different women have different feelings about penis size, and there are really two major positives to size: visual aesthetic, and giving them that "filled up" feeling. Neither is required for sex to be successful or pleasurable, and too large a penis can even be painful for vaginal penetration.

Rather than focusing on something you can't change, like penis size, focus on what it takes to be a better love-maker, such as enthusiasm, knowledge, and attention to detail about what your partner wants. If it's aesthetics you're concerned about, then focus on building a body that you think your partner would be more attracted to.

How big a penis do you think lesbians find acceptable?
Henry Smallshaw - Fri, 23 Dec 2016 08:02:57 EST ID:5aA0NwMa No.99008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, the majority of the women I've been with say they prefer something in that range. I am 8" and most women I've been can only enjoy it unless I take it insanelt slowly and give them a really large amount of head.
Hamilton Sullymut - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 20:05:28 EST ID:C3nL7eIt No.99023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm 4 inches long with 5 inches of girth and just gave my girffriend an orgasm through mildly sensual sex on a linoleum floor in the missionary position after about 10 minutes of foreplay

You are more than sufficiently equipped, OP
Now you must become sex master
Go on, young warrior
Basil Megglefield - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:17:24 EST ID:8IT4WdBJ No.99024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
6/10 would suck
Ebenezer Mimblepetch - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 23:20:01 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
5-7 inches but girth where its at

scat roulette by Charles Fanstone - Tue, 02 Dec 2014 07:26:51 EST ID:kfvm1QYn No.91509 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Richard Dicks - Sun, 13 Nov 2016 21:54:09 EST ID:PJ1o6Jab No.98758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ian Bundale - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 23:04:33 EST ID:RmnGkunL No.98817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Graham Snoddock - Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:48:34 EST ID:2JVpBTk8 No.98945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Augustus Pebblestock - Thu, 15 Dec 2016 20:15:28 EST ID:LzpRiVXx No.98946 Ignore Report Quick Reply

OP you're literally the only one that posts in this thread for the past year. Seriously. Do you have nothing better to do with your life than bump a thread with pictures of piles of shit?
Augustus Fuckingcocke - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 19:36:29 EST ID:y6r/UklA No.99029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What do you think? by Esther Bishdock - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 21:20:29 EST ID:p52DOTf5 No.98962 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Am I sex? I just want to have sex with hot women, especially overweight older women. What's a good place, like a website, to find women who are down to fuck? Meetme? Tinder?
Isabella Buzzfield - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 21:32:23 EST ID:He1NWnaB No.98963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We are all sex my friend
Emma Sondlepetch - Tue, 20 Dec 2016 22:57:56 EST ID:tUDDIo/C No.98987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're a good looking man. I promise if you want to fuck older women/fatties all you need to do is show genuine interest, be nice, no time later you're fucking those yummy fat folds.

Homocysteic acid by Sophie Murdwell - Tue, 20 Dec 2016 01:34:02 EST ID:nUU2EClG No.98980 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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New drug out on the market that is like a mix between weed, opioids, and benzos. I hear that it is the solution to all of one's problems. Anyone ever try this shit? I've never seen it before, but I hear it's dank.
Sophie Murdwell - Tue, 20 Dec 2016 01:56:41 EST ID:nUU2EClG No.98981 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck wrong board. Must be the clam, Mods, please delete this. Nb.

Gay 4 pay by Hedda Tootstock - Sat, 10 Dec 2016 11:43:32 EST ID:KKBu9pJF No.98904 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm a 20 year old male who looks 16, and am of average weight. I have been having some financial issues as of late, and am wondering how easy it is to get into the gay prostitution industry. I assume that I would have some appeal to the closet fag industry, and it seems like it would be easy money. What do you people think? Have any advice?
Albert Honeystone - Sat, 10 Dec 2016 14:48:56 EST ID:fOg7zHCX No.98905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Camwhoring might be better. How do you feel about buttstuff? Are you hairy?

Average build can work if you're super cute and your butt is great
Eugene Cingerfield - Sat, 10 Dec 2016 15:20:48 EST ID:rQQJDKcx No.98906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can I make money off of cam whoring? It sounds much more appealing to me. I am slightly hairy, but I look surprisingly young for my age. I'd do some gay shit on camera if the pay is decent.
Archie Sennersudge - Sat, 10 Dec 2016 19:07:46 EST ID:Jte9IfEC No.98907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Probably. I'm sure there's info on this if you do some searching. I'm gonna have to see a frontal at least of your top half to be certain though.
Priscilla Nengernidge - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 01:51:04 EST ID:xHl3eWa+ No.98950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Here's my...uhh...pic.
Doris Blinnerwick - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 05:35:20 EST ID:i3Roma5j No.98959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Too hairy and not skinny enough for gay shit.

Confused about my libido by Cedric Bremmlehitch - Thu, 08 Dec 2016 06:40:05 EST ID:WU21h0az No.98891 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I posted this on /b/ before I realized that it's full of 18 y/o seniors who know little, so I come here to get some perspective. Can anyone relate, maybe you've went through something of the sort?

I get wet dreams and wake up with boners, yet I can easily go weeks without fapping or arousing material. Very few women arouse me, my standards are crazy high. Probably because I don't eat no cholesterol, but dunno, sometimes I feel a bit asexual. I'm 22, but sometimes I miss those days at 15-18 when I would get so horny I would be incapacitated almost. I don't usually feel sexual tension when interacting with people like i used to. Physiology works fine... Maybe I screwed my mind by finding the sexiest chicks in the glorious kingdom of the internet and orgasming as I look at them and then get bored of them?

Speaking of orgasms, I leared to edge very efficiently and indeed an ejaculatory orgasm while the climax of the experience is a bit dissapointing as it is also the end of experience and edging is almost just as good.

I still cum a little when I come too close the the edge, but I still don't have the whole ejaculatory orgasm reflex thing, so I can continue masturbating. So yeah I still waste my precious fluids, maybe I'll learn one day... Any advice would be appreciated.

Maybe it's just a normal thing that happens to most that the libido is not how it was 15-18 in the 20s? If it's not normal, then it's either my vegan diet that I do for 4 years now (I feel awesome physically eating this way). If it's not the diet it could be the fact that I orgasm around once a week and I orgasm looking at the prettiest faces on earth and my brain is used to beautiful faces as it's sexual stimulation and it want's more and more intricate and subtly sophisticated faces which are rare in the physical world. For the record I'm attracted to sexy bodies as well, but it's a beautiful face that arouses me the most. I could turn this into a career, cause I've learned to associate character traits with face features pretty well lol.
Sophie Clunningched - Fri, 09 Dec 2016 20:17:56 EST ID:QBJFWrlK No.98902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Chill dude, you're probably just depraved of a hot peach or ass and need to find one. It sounds like possibly bicurious thoughts fuck with you and you might not like the strange attraction. Look within man.
Beatrice Channingspear - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 07:00:53 EST ID:5aA0NwMa No.98908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was crazy horny at that age as well.
I also generally was pretty picky back then.
In the end I didn't get laid until I was in college and I
started taking care of my body and exercising a bit.

so anyhow be patient and know that if you aren't
an asshole and look good, you will attract some of the
the few girls that attract you.

best o luck
James Clindleway - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 20:17:03 EST ID:pxqWi8Vj No.98913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you worried? It's just a social pressure of the "MUST FUCK" concept.

I consciously decreased my libido with self-awareness of emptiness of the orgasms and feel so good compared to being a slave of my own penis' intentions.

Vaginismus by Priscilla Fudgeham - Sat, 03 Dec 2016 17:38:48 EST ID:2g4zbE/q No.98861 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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That feel when gf is technically a virgin and also has vaginismus.
What should I do? Keep trying?
Should poppers help?
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Henry Muffinglut - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 13:22:15 EST ID:4gGwlIpE No.98876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ah, I remember this. Didn't matter how turned on I was, a single finger was agony, and I couldn't use tampons or anything like that either. Got better over the course of about 6 years by having very gentle yet still agonizing sex that left me in tears. Still hurts sometimes.

The thing is if you stop being afraid of the pain it will hurt less, but it is very hard not to be afraid of the pain because it is the absolute worst pain I ever experienced. It really was agony, like someone sticking a serrated knife in an open wound.

She should go to the doctor, a female one, and hopefully get a better one than I had. Mine refused to look at me and told me it was all in my head and told me to buy this 50 dollar "organic" lube. The company probably paid her for every fool she sent to them. Lube didn't help anyway.
Eliza Sivingdale - Wed, 07 Dec 2016 05:39:24 EST ID:WWCX7L8K No.98883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i recommend getting a dilator set. i had a lot of difficulty with vaginal sex too, and regular practice with dilators and pelvic floor exercises really helped.
Molly Snodforth - Wed, 07 Dec 2016 17:49:59 EST ID:vTvwBDRj No.98884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Resident 420chan poppers expert here. The ones that are on sale now (in the UK at least) don't do shit for muscle relaxing, it's all in the head.

Might be worth trying but I'm just putting it out there that these aren't the amyls you're gay uncle was on in the 60's.
James Clindleway - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 20:22:02 EST ID:pxqWi8Vj No.98915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Try some wine omg.
Phoebe Cisslewill - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 15:37:24 EST ID:JFrOrPYn No.98957 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I can't cum from my ass by Simon Mopperpudge - Wed, 20 Apr 2016 13:59:32 EST ID:rYbLJDzO No.97481 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why can't I orgasm from dildoing my ass? Why does it start hurting after I do it for a while even if it feels good at the start? What am I doing wrong? Am I supposed to be constantly adding more lube? Should I try to just power through the pain?

Even when I still had a GF and she occasionaly buttfucked me with a strap-on or other items I never managed to cum from anal sex.

I just want to orgasm from dildoing my ass while I fantasize about being a gorgeous dickgirl for once.

In case it's too ambiguos I'm a man
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Emma Drerrynudge - Thu, 08 Dec 2016 13:22:19 EST ID:WMAEZw3p No.98894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself!
Phyllis Pittman - Thu, 08 Dec 2016 16:37:24 EST ID:aY60T0i0 No.98895 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i've done that! lasted for over a year. touched my dick only to clean and did not stimulate it once. i was able to come from my butt quite easily using various toys - i've since lost that ability now that i'm a wanker again but managed again after getting really stoned.
Graham Sellyhood - Thu, 08 Dec 2016 18:09:16 EST ID:eL40POlJ No.98896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Chastity is hot as f*** though. I commend both of your dedicated efforts.
Nathaniel Drannerdedge - Thu, 08 Dec 2016 21:26:49 EST ID:pHtoYfYn No.98897 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeh if I can't get it I'ma go with chastity
Betsy Wullergold - Fri, 09 Dec 2016 02:43:34 EST ID:eL40POlJ No.98898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can just wear chastity during the day too. at night is tougher and can be more dangerous. watch your circulation boy.
I found I would wake up with raging hardons but it was usually caused by a full bladder putting pressure on stuff. I also messed with chastity after 25 yo so it wasn't as tough as doing it when you're younger I would imagine. but if you are dedicated and have a good top providing your hole with regular servicing it should be manageable.

hot as fuck

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