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TS hooker by Emma Shittinghood - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 21:17:31 EST ID:FkDElUGk No.99217 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thinking about hitting up a transgender hooker soon. It has been something I've been curious to try for a long time, but completely new. Is it worth trying? Any tips/suggestions?
Hugh Bliffingford - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 13:50:13 EST ID:Rt3pFoRu No.99224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah its cool,dress well and go sober.
Hopefully she gets hard that makes it a bit more worth it.

My Porn Star story by Esther Soggleham - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:28:10 EST ID:o5epaUtW No.99216 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have an account on a porn site where I can upload videos.
Most of them are from web cam girls I recorded.
Once in awhile I'll put something different on there.

Today I get a message in my inbox saying...
>You're infringing the copyright of my content on ##### - there is already a DMCA report in action. The longer this video stays online, the more legal action I'll have taken against you. Making these videos is how I put food on my table - so please, don't be a dick and remove it.

Now I'm thinking; there's a shot this is real but probably fake.
(The video is of a girl getting came on by 19 guys... a bukkake)
Regardless, I play along and say that if she takes a picture with my username and these words, I'll take it down.

She writes me back saying...
>My account is literally verified through this website. You can clearly see that on my profile. Uploading (or "claiming") the video is stealing the video and you're highhandedly responsible for... Literally millions dollars, if you consider that it's a $50 video that has been viewed 300,000 times for free.

The verified thing she was talking about was that she was legit a female(which almost always is faked) so she clearly has no idea what she's talking about.
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Wesley Wopperfield - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 00:49:52 EST ID:gY7k+vdv No.99218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
well its kind of a dick move. they make money off and survive off their content. maybe don't pirate and they'll make more content

I Don't Know Where I Should Put This by Eugene Huttingbanks - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 03:21:35 EST ID:6wkHs08S No.99114 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Political lesbianism embraces the theory that sexual orientation is a political and feminist choice, and advocates lesbianism as a positive alternative to heterosexuality for women as part of the struggle against sexism.

>advocates male homosexuality as a positive alternative to heterosexuality for women as part of the struggle against feminism.

At this point I considering giving up women all together, technically I'm bisexual but I've never had sex with a woman and I've never succeeded romantically with a woman. With all the realities of dating and getting married to women I see more downsides to upsides. Women accuse men of rape even after they initially consent only to later change their minds; this doesn't happen in every case but its not so rare as to some sort of anomaly. It happens more on college campuses more than anywhere else. Also getting divorced, women are often favored in divorce proceedings. Women can take your kids and leave you completely out of their lives even if you want to participate in raising your child and have no problems that would justify you not being apart of their lives. You can go to jail for not paying child support.

My mother and grandmothers are hateful bitches and every relationship I could possibly have with a woman would probably have this fact as a foundation; I'm speculating but any decent psychologist would agree with me. I've also run into so many nasty lying bitches in my life that aren't related to me, that it's just becoming too disheartening.

I don't hate women but apparently my luck sucks when it comes to women.
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Ebenezer Cizzleham - Tue, 31 Jan 2017 13:38:54 EST ID:uNwoU18z No.99191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Big deal
>When that detective shows up with the child support bill and everything you own is taken to pay for it or you get sent to jail for being a deadbeat
Fuck Donnerpodge - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 00:25:06 EST ID:pyty90iT No.99195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wut. Not sure if trolling. If men and women are raping each other at roughly equal rates (and they are, according to CDC), that isn't evidence that women in particular are oppressed. It only shows that there are a bunch of assholes of both genders who don't really give a shit about consent.
Polly Chirringfuck - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 23:59:43 EST ID:5aA0NwMa No.99199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you are just completely wrong here is the CDC website https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/sv-datasheet-a.pdf
"Nearly 1 in 5 (18.3%) women and 1 in 71 men
(1.4%) reported experiencing rape at some time in
their lives."
I don't know why you think it is easy to be female. Are you scared to lose something? Do you want to dislike women?
Priscilla Peshsturk - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 15:26:38 EST ID:kSV8miX8 No.99201 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>men being raped isn't a big deal because I, personally, didn't mind when it happened to me, when I wasn't even aware during the experience

is this bait
Eliza Duckshit - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:08:23 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Loose Bootey Hole? by Lydia Crobbermore - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 13:08:44 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99200 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So been doing a little light butt play with a 1.5" diameter dildo, and now when I pee hard I feel like I got to take a shit. Like it's not holding back the dam like it use to?

Does anal play fuck your retention up? Is there any other dangers?
Ebenezer Nocklewill - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 16:29:33 EST ID:nJ92TRld No.99203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Give the dildo a rest, and your retention should build its way back up.

> Any other dangers?
Prostate cancer.

When to settle.. by Lydia Brookworth - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 06:37:49 EST ID:4HSEcgbI No.99168 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is there a better board for relationship/dating?

So at what point, after most girls you find attractive say no, do you decide to just settle for someone you don't find attractive?
Based on the hits I get on dating sites, my future doesn't look pretty. I knew I wasn't a 10, but man, I don't want to go that low, but if I don't get something eventually I'll have to just pick a bad one and force myself to be attracted to it.

So what do you think?
Phineas Davingstock - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 15:51:42 EST ID:JFrOrPYn No.99176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> Is there a better board for relationship/dating?
/qq/ - Personal Issues

They say I'm delusional all I wanna do is smoke a little chronic and sip on some liqor by Lydia Clumblesut - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 01:18:34 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.98686 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's been about 9 days and I have a confession I have an obsession with you I hope that's alright ever since I say you laying in the sun my brains been having fun you know how it go collect the dough and start the movie so groovy what I want you to do is suck my dick yeaaaaaaaa 69 is fine I bet your pussy smells like roses then what yeaa you do what u want go till your jaw is sore or you think it's a more, ya u a whore you gonna give me some more your gonna turn around and stick my dick in your pussy and start rocking your shit ya u so hot come closer I'm a suck on your tits ya I love dem to bits alright bounce a bit ya I like that damn that's the jam alright good change da position I kinda want missionary but im a visionary so we gonna do doggy and get your butt ready OK I hit it steady for a bit my fingers all up in your shit gimmi some spit Yaya k it's time to get it in push and whoa it feels so smooth we in the groove you like that I do your ass is so clean no poo poo to be scene k I dunno I think I'm dun unless you wanna have some more fun OK grab my gun I'm backing off into a chair watch me jerk off bitch ya bitch ugh feels so good OK k take that pistol u see me jerkin it ya u so hot I'm sweatin k take that pistol and just whip me across the face ummm slap ugh feels good do it again bitch ya I'm still jerkin it do it harder this time bloaowwww you making me bleed nice I dun want to play with the knife get over here now suck my dick some more uaaaaagh ugaaahh I'm gonna bust noooo not yet I got my my set k I punch you in the face u love it I throw u back onto the bed.girl we so in love but im it's time to finish so it's back in ure puss and I bust all over your cervix k I'm done and y'all want more I'll be back
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Nell Sunderchirk - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 23:50:03 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.98839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what u saying let's pretend we gonna meet up to watch a movie, but really I'm gonna feed u a burger or whatever you like maybe some noodles and I'll take you to my spot maybe we can do it in the car or maybe the basement of a bar maybe we go back to my crib and we can do it on the couch or maybe take it to my room and you'll see what I'm about life ain't nothing but a lay we can do it anyway maybe you just wanna meet up for a walk we can hold hands and hit the block ya all I really wanna fee you is my cock maybe give you a key to my lock I hope everything is alright with you what you doing I don't have a clue so I'd ask you whats new maybe tell you what I'm a do I'm a have a shower and get ready buy u a flower and rock steady I'm feeling like a teddy I wanna see you bare run my fingers through your hair and take you down to my jungle lair
Basil Bummlenetch - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 19:26:52 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.99058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump cause I'm curious maybe bi curious she said fuck your curiosity, I still stuck my thumb in her bum damn that bitch was dumb
Fuck Crongershaw - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 07:44:51 EST ID:r5Wv8592 No.99099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cyril Cinninglurk - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:33:05 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.99113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hedda Cattingset - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 21:34:05 EST ID:Lx6/woSZ No.99159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She rides a bike she's down to go for a hike
She wanna get fucked silly if she has a boy I'll name him Billy and drop him like a quarter milly

Penis girlfriend or beard girlfriend? by Alice Dullywudge - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 21:13:32 EST ID:aY60T0i0 No.99137 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Straight men: If you had the choice between your girlfriend spontaneously growing a permanent beard or having a sudden genital swap where her vagina would be replaced with a working penis, which would you choose? Which choice do you believe would indicate a more homosexual or bicurious personality?

As a straight guy with no romantic interest in men, I would go with the penis option. Typical femininity is what attracts me and a beard is decidedly masculine. I can confidently say I am attracted to and enjoy spending romantic and sexual company exclusively with women. If my girlfriend were to grow a beard I'd be devastated. She would be ugly. Vaginal sex isn't much of a deciding factor cause I'm a kinky sub and I also like ass and prostate play, so the choice is easy for me in this case.

It's a silly and highly theoretical question but I'm simply curious as to what motivates the average straight man. Is pussy so essential in a straight vanilla relationship that you are willing to fuck a lumberjack-bearded girl forever? Or would a theoretical dickgirl please most men despite the dick?
Ian Grandwater - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 23:26:54 EST ID:/4RaaDUv No.99138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Why not both?
Diaboli - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 23:43:53 EST ID:CuGtz5Tk No.99140 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Straight male. Dom.

Penis. I agree with you, a beard would ruin it. Even if you aren't into ass play or getting nailed you can always Fuck her in the ass.
Sidney Blackbury - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 05:24:24 EST ID:Y9s2q+TC No.99146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd fuck that like no one's business.
Barnaby Greendock - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 20:53:06 EST ID:14kmoVzD No.99149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Flos videos are super hot.
But this foto is truely horrifying.

Slave experience by Eugene Crackleletch - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 03:31:20 EST ID:BgP2rGvg No.99133 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello /sd/ I'm in my early 20's, bicurious but mostly straight, and I've never really done much more than bondage with very limited touching from men before. Im kinda into the idea of it, but tbh I don't find men physically attractive usually so I've been uncomfortable about that.

To the point.

I've been off and on talking with a dominant man in my area for a year and he just asked if I would like to be his -slave- not submissive. Chastity, live in, nude at all times, and being used to please him. He seems pretty reasonable in general and we've a;mos played sometimes...I just got this niggling doubt. He's never shown me a picture of his face (he's seen mine) and will give no information at all about himself.

Fucking Higglecocke - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 04:36:33 EST ID:JopOkil4 No.99134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I suggest you get used to getting your ass fucked first.
Archie Paffingfield - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 06:12:20 EST ID:He1NWnaB No.99135 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah, you'd be kind of jumping into the deep end of the pool without much swimming practice if you did this OP. You should dip your toes in some more first.

Also honestly you should have your own life going on, not just exist to be somebody else's cumrag. That's not gonna get you anywhere good.
Alice Dullywudge - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 20:35:03 EST ID:aY60T0i0 No.99136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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he's never shown you his face but wants you as his sex slave? put that into perspective. no.
Diaboli - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 01:11:52 EST ID:CuGtz5Tk No.99139 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Other than the post directly above mine being the only obvious response to this, the whole point of the slave/master thing is that a slave DOESN'T want any control of their life. OP or any one should not consider doing this unless they are ok with that forfeiture of will. obviously that is not normal but this isn't a normal relationship type we are discussing here.
William Blemmersit - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 20:36:21 EST ID:t3t4Djmj No.99148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It sounds hot, make sure you tell him to post pictures of you here so we can see your progress.

eunuchs chances for relationships by Phoebe Wennerlock - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 16:52:26 EST ID:4GMnAhEM No.99063 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, as a eunuch just how fucked do you think I am in regards to finding partners in the future?
Still have dick but it doesn't really work and I'm really not that interested in using it.
I'm willing to pleasure with ass mouth or hands whenever it's desired by my partners, for the most part. At times it really feels like a chore.
I honestly just prefer kissing and cuddling, romantic stuff and companionship. Damn that sounds faggy as hell reading that.
Sex drive is somewhere around zero.
I'm bisexual for reference.
Currently in a relationship over two years but I don't know if it'll last forever. Castrated for 3 years next month so they knew what they were getting into. They kinda fell into my lap. Also we met on 420chan and happened to live in the same city but that really is so unlikely to ever happen again.
I just worry how things would go for me if I reenter the single life. It would really suck to be single forever, although it'd also suck to have to compromise big time and go with some horny as fuck fetishist of some kind.

Sorry if my writing is weird, been up 36 hours and typing on my phone
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Lydia Bazzledot - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 17:36:19 EST ID:FOaShlJP No.99105 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I fap to this vid all the time http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=693111047
Fuck Greenspear - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 21:15:45 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WTF did I just watch?
Hollon Daisy - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 03:51:16 EST ID:WZRE7xJP No.99123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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thats what 90 % of 420chan has become.

A board were insecure drug-addicts would cut their own balls because they are afraid of their own masculinity
while watching scat-porn and getting left by their "asexual" girlfriends who didn't want to have sex with them for years now,
while dreaming of a threesome that will never happen.

just because you feel vulnerable and exhausted after sex, doesn't mean you are in reality a ladyboy
Lillian Mirringstut - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 10:05:41 EST ID:4GMnAhEM No.99129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Do you dress like a girl?
Oh Reuben...

The problem is all the old blood is gone and now it's back to 18 year old seniors playing edgy faggot, such as yourself.
Basil Clurrybot - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 21:26:41 EST ID:Yd2eKkg5 No.99145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the problem to me is obviously that you have a near zero sex drive. so you need to find someone compatible with that I guess.

High-Quality Jerk-Socks by Noticed Senpai - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 14:11:21 EST ID:3BUxEK40 No.99131 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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whats the best womens-sock to jerk into?

Whats the best material?
Fanny Shittingfield - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 02:49:12 EST ID:Yam+4MDu No.99141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the pig. Pink is the same color as vagina.
Fanny Shittingfield - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 02:50:05 EST ID:Yam+4MDu No.99142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Although the monkey's colors might do something for you if you're into that sort of thing.
Edward Crongermit - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 07:50:29 EST ID:He1NWnaB No.99143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Edward Crongermit - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 07:50:56 EST ID:He1NWnaB No.99144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
good lord

kinky by Phoebe Gungerhodge - Wed, 21 Oct 2015 20:42:02 EST ID:SiwKpebZ No.95463 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i miss /kinky. on another note, my partner just sent me this test. these are my results. ladyanon here, btw. anybody else wanna post their results?

my man got me a collar after i showed him my results. i'm stoked.

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David Drobbleridge - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 03:11:59 EST ID:0zEMFkzF No.99122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Maaaannnnn.... but I have so many other kinks/fetishes, too. 35/MtF Transbian-ish. (All guys are good for are their dicks.)

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
98% Switch
96% Rope bunny
95% Voyeur
92% Rigger
88% Exhibitionist
84% Submissive
80% Vanilla
74% Experimentalist
74% Dominant
49% Master/Mistress
45% Daddy/Mommy
45% Brat tamer
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Henry Crollyforth - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 05:08:28 EST ID:Y9s2q+TC No.99125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've only RP'd anything close to sexual, but I answered to the best of my abilities

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
95% Girl/Boy
95% Submissive
90% Primal (Prey)
81% Pet
69% Ageplayer
67% Non-monogamist
65% Brat
55% Vanilla
52% Experimentalist
50% Slave
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Hedda Wozzleman - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 18:01:38 EST ID:He1NWnaB No.99127 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>(All guys are good for are their dicks.)

wow I have a great personality too
Sophie Brupperspear - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 19:13:42 EST ID:pww6Xf22 No.99128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He was a self-hating male so he got his dick shoved inside out and called himself a bitch.
Diaboli - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 19:22:59 EST ID:EchiShtX No.99132 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Why hello there, the first girl who's posted on here who is in the DDLG (daddy's little girl )

Here are my results:

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Dominant
96% Rigger
92% Brat tamer
90% Master/Mistress
88% Degrader
88% Sadist
86% Daddy/Mommy
80% Primal (Hunter)
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Gay erotic dream? by Jack Turveydale - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:31:24 EST ID:fmdmkQFo No.99109 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last night i had a dream, i was with another 2 guys and a girl, in the dream we got the girl clothes off, and touched her a lot, then one of the guys started having sex with her, some moments after, i was saying "it´s my turn" but in the dream i was meaning i boy fucked me, then one of the 2 guys come to me and spanked me softly and (dont remember the words) said me something like "do you want?" and i was like "yes!" then he laid on the wall, took me by my hips and put his penis in the middle of my butt (without penetration), i dont lie but i could feel his penis,,, then i woke up, i had a very strong boner, i was like "wtf!" i felt so confused..
Do anyone had experienced something similar?
D A N K D R E A M S - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:54:07 EST ID:98HBxzPA No.99110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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and then


You're gay.
Basil Bardspear - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 10:23:32 EST ID:VyqNAXch No.99126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any time you have a gay sex dream that means you should call your mother

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