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preparing for oral by Barnaby Gellydare - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 21:07:00 EST ID:fmG+5TNd No.98189 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've hardly given or received oral, started dating a girl that's down for getting it but skeptical about giving it. Lately I've realized that no matter how much soap I throw on my junk, there's a bit of an unpleasant odor on it, even right after a shower. I tried eating pussy once and it tasted awful. My current gf isn't too bad until he takes a piss... So I guess she'll be fine after a bath.

Any tips for cleaning up as a guy? I'm usually clean shaven.
Henry Bablingshit - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 17:06:28 EST ID:8OOZllfj No.98200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Invest in some dental dams if you don't like the taste of snatch.

Completely shaving your nuts can make you stink even worse down there.
Rebecca Cussleshaw - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 20:29:17 EST ID:pxqWi8Vj No.98201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eh? Hair increases area for bacteria.
James Tootworth - Sat, 06 Aug 2016 07:35:57 EST ID:B5M42x21 No.98205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It also increases circulation of air and reduces sweating. Don't argue.
Archie Fuckingstock - Sat, 06 Aug 2016 15:42:26 EST ID:kETZJFdN No.98207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>My current gf isn't too bad until he takes a piss

found your problem op
Jack Damblefield - Sat, 06 Aug 2016 21:41:28 EST ID:lZjAnRG9 No.98209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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suggest editing your body chemistry, vegetarians taste better. also, pheromones, girls might like the smell/taste of your parts, just remember to wash after pissing if you don't want your own junk to taste like piss. oh, and flavored condoms are made for this kinda thing.

sexually inexperience by Phoebe Genningspear - Thu, 05 Nov 2015 09:26:25 EST ID:sYDBr2R8 No.95598 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup /sd/

What should one do to overcome performance-related anxieties related to ending up in bed with someone when you have little/no sexual experience?

I'm 20 and already at the age where it's deemed pretty weird to have had little to no sex in your life. Only had sex once like 16 months ago and it's a blurred memory... don't feel I learned much from it.

How to handle myself if I end up in bed with a girl again as I fear nerves would overcome me and it would be an awkward humiliating experienc e..
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Fucking Blanningmen - Fri, 22 Apr 2016 22:06:26 EST ID:Oh+EnjFZ No.97500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is this picture real or was it drawn/photoshopped
Oliver Breshwater - Fri, 22 Apr 2016 22:59:56 EST ID:nsv/rcv0 No.97502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dude sex is pretty easy as long as you get her wet stay hard and don't cum to soon your doing fine.

I wouldn't tell her until maybe the second or third time you fuck her just cuz it kills the mood for some girls and puts a lot of pressure on her to figure out how to react. I.e. She though this was gunna be a normal fuck then you threw her a curve ball, and now what is this??? But if you keep banging this girl you should tell her eventually

I didn't lose my v card until I was 24 and had a simler worries but honestly dude according to the cdc 1 out 10 people aged 20 to 24 are virgins so don't beat yourself up about it.

Also I suggest watching/ reading sex tutorials online you can go on porn sites and they will even show you close up how to move, finger and eat pussy right. That's what I did and I made that girl squirt twice, she liked are sex so much when I DID tell her she took my virginity months later at a party we were at she laughed and didn't believe me. She still doesn't believe me.
Eliza Trotham - Sun, 24 Apr 2016 22:49:28 EST ID:/LdD9Wcu No.97519 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The annoying thing for me is I'm not a virgin but I've got laid so little (23) that I might as well be, and I don't have any opportunities to get experience (dateless). So I'm stuck. Watching guides did help me the couple of times I have had sex though.
Shit Nicklecocke - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 03:39:14 EST ID:JObGUlbM No.98182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't worry about it I'm 23 and have never so much as kissed another person and have no plans on doing so in the foreseeable future
Just do whatever no one cares but you
Jarvis Honderson - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 22:03:30 EST ID:gxxiaAG9 No.98194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>there's no better way for doing that then getting into a short term relationship. You'll get laid way more than trying to be a pickup artist and you'll have better sex as you get to know this person and get to know yourself.
This guy fucking gets it.
You'll be having way better sex with a girl you're seeing regularly. Not to mention a shitload more of it. You'll be able to learn what gets her off (and trust me, being able to please her is just as good as getting yourself off) and without all the anxiety and pressure you'll learn to relax around women and treat sex as what it's meant to be; FUN!
I'm 32 and I've never had any interest in one nighters. i'd rather meet a girl I have a connection with and have some fun together, then carry that over to the bedroom. No woman worth sleeping with is going to laugh at you before, during, or after for being inexperienced.
Be open, be honest, COMMUNICATE! and don't think you're doing it wrong for not fucking and chucking random ho's from da club every week.

Sexy fighting? by Eugene Sanningdale - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:14:35 EST ID:PZ+9SIj4 No.98171 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fighting/competition has always been a huge turnon for me. When I masturbate I almost always fantasize about wrestling/fighting, either guy vs. girl or girl vs. girl. Something about the idea of two well-matched competitors wearing each others' bodies down until one is forced to submit is insanely hot to me.

I think my turnon could be appealing to my girlfriend under the right circumstances, since she likes to be controlled in bed and sometimes to control me. However, although I am not a very strong guy, I can overpower her very easily, and she is quite sensitive to pain, so actually wrestling is not going to work. On the other hand, I feel like the contest and defeat of one person (could be me or the girl really) is what really turns me on, so it need not be wrestling or combat per se.

Any ideas/preferences on fun, consensual but combative stuff to do in bed? Or anyone who wrestles their gf/bf despite a big strength imbalance? One idea I had was fingering/jerking each other until one can't resist any more and gives up before they cum, and will then be the plaything of the winner. She seemed interested in that so we will probably try it next time I see her. If anyone has things they like along these lines please share, I'd really like to have some games appealing to my fetish that are fun/sexy for my gf.
Doris Crankinforth - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 06:55:26 EST ID:qHMVLMQh No.98176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get her a strapon, then wrestle to be on top.

Sore penis after masturbation by Hannah Bunbury - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 14:25:58 EST ID:/QSMboyb No.98106 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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For as long as I could remember, my dick would be sore as hell every time I masturbate. It's never really stopped me from doing it 1-3 times a day, but it's super painful to have an erection when I go to bed, and for some reason I have boners every second that I am in bed.

Anyone else get the same shit?
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Lillian Hibbleshaw - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 12:47:07 EST ID:ztEyTYj9 No.98113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shit, I literally can't cum unless I use the grip I've been using for years. I'm only 20 and it's always been like this. Hope it won't be the same soreness after sex, my girlfriend is coming over to spend a few days with me lol
Angus Bleddleshit - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 04:16:13 EST ID:Bgck0TTV No.98125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>You're probably death gripping
Samuel Gezzlehock - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 13:00:08 EST ID:9BR7wMHI No.98144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Augustus Honeydock - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 21:18:32 EST ID:ndnKOcpp No.98148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 20:04:35 EST ID:rM4MFl+4 No.98161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm back, yeah I was totally death-gripping my entire life. That explains a lot.

Thanks btw!

sex, masturbation and virginity by James Gupperbury - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 14:17:23 EST ID:2g4zbE/q No.98131 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There is a girl. We were making out.
Turned out she is a virgin (not a pure one). Me too.
She is 24, I am 23.
I said it's okay and there is no need to rush.
Something like maybe your first time have to be special and we should know each other better.
Then we masturbated to each other. First me, I tried to make her cum, then her. I came on her tits. Did I do everything right?
If everything will be good we might stop being virgins. I consider myself lucky.
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Nigel Finkinhone - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 08:37:44 EST ID:vacsuDez No.98137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First times are weird. Try to savor it, because it'll never be the same again.
Charles Himbleshaw - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 09:27:47 EST ID:2g4zbE/q No.98138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think I should make up my mind and become sure about my feelings, if I truly love her. Otherwise I think it's wrong.
Charles Himbleshaw - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 09:33:57 EST ID:2g4zbE/q No.98139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also it was weird because the second time I just jerked it myself and came on her.
Because it was too hard for her to make me finish. She said it's okay
Charles Himbleshaw - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 09:38:23 EST ID:2g4zbE/q No.98140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also maybe I was talking too much like asking how far is she willing to go, if she feels good, etc.
Alice Clarrydale - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 15:03:56 EST ID:G/q+/5Gi No.98145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sex is dope. even if you aren't trying to live in a tiny cottage and have a baggion kids together, it would be a good time. plus if you don't lose your v card now, it will continue to be a thing bugging you and making you less confident of yourself in future relationships.

Gotta learn to dom... by Cedric Pittfoot - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 08:43:13 EST ID:8B1LwqHT No.98112 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I've started sleeping with this gal, shit's going great, though at some point the convo came up that the rough stuff really gets her off. Spanks, ropes, etc, and to be honest I don't even know what else. Pic probably related?

So here's my question to you dudes, how should I beat this chick up a bit? I've always been more of the steamy hot kinda romance-y type and felt sorta strange choking the bitch out and slapping her in the face (both of which she was all about, so I fucking did it.)

Tl;Dr how can I be more aggressive/brutal with my partners? What's some fun ways to get into the S&M world?
Edward Duckfuck - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 21:21:31 EST ID:NTU1iSge No.98118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
get some silk rope, a flail of some variety, maybe some handcuffs or other restraining devices.
learn some knots
watch some bdsm vids for inspiration
ask her what exactly she wants and try your damnedest to follow through. keep it safe, sane, and consensual. proper communication will help both of you and keep the relationship going (should you so desire)
Graham Pibblewet - Thu, 28 Jul 2016 22:50:00 EST ID:ndnKOcpp No.98121 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Personally, I would never choke a bitch or smack her in the face, I am a fan of pulling the hair a little and smacking the ass though. But the real rough stuff in bed can put you in a compromising situation if shit ever hits the fan and the bitch tries to fuck your life up by claiming rape or domestic abuse... etc

Be careful out there boys, stay safe
Fuck Grimham - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 03:29:27 EST ID:f2NtsoFp No.98124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Put your hand in her face while you're fucking her from behind.
Try putting your hand over her mouth while you're fucking her to keep her quiet.
Order her around a bit and guage her reactions. Submissive girls like being told what to do.
Try spitting on her next time you're fucking face to face.
The kind of sex you enjoy doesn't need to dictate what kind of relationship you have. Just understand that it starts and ends in the bedroom.

partner with facial herpes...halp by Albert Tillingbanks - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 12:51:35 EST ID:G/q+/5Gi No.98099 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yao so an old lady friend of mine is coming through town in a few weeks. We used to hookup and have an amazing time, so I have no doubt that we'll end up fucking while she's around. She has however contracted facial herpes recently.
What kindof stuff do you think we can do without me risking getting herpes? I was planning to eat her out a lot :) and not get any head :|.
Rebecca Honeywill - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 23:16:34 EST ID:xeZqjDXy No.98101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
theres only any risk of you contracting it if they currently have a sore fwiw
Ghengis Dong - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 15:54:13 EST ID:eNAitvty No.98107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dated a girl for more than a year and a half who would get cold sore outbreaks. We avoided kissing/oral when she was breaking out. I never once developed a cold sore and it's been 3 years since the relationship. You're likely fine.
Ebenezer Bardshit - Thu, 28 Jul 2016 21:05:30 EST ID:G/q+/5Gi No.98120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do sores look like acne or something else?

Dad and daughter by Sidney Crubblewater - Thu, 28 Jul 2016 13:59:33 EST ID:ArZpoIxO No.98119 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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the new phenomenon - 'boipussy' by Lillian Wellerlud - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 02:56:12 EST ID:QknGDZVm No.97960 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been an avid porn browser for a long, long time. Before I browsed, I flipped magazines.

Something that is relatively new, and a very welcome phenomenon, is the emphasis on boy cunts (you all are calling them 'boipussies' now, which I almost like better). Seriously, I'm old-school (pre-AIDS barebacking in bathhouses old-school from about 17 to about 22 when the crisis started to hit big) and we just dealt with the hair. Mostly on account of it being dark and steamy.

Now you don't have to even deal with close your eyes and imagine it isn't a 40-year-old 400lb Italian you're fucking, modern twinks are practically tender little nymphs. I'm almost afraid I'd break them. It does, though, make it obvious why salad tossing is the new fetish on the block these days. If you lined me up some cunts like that I'd eat them for days.

It almost makes me wonder, 1 of 2 things:

  1. Sexy, studly boys and twinks didnt' have the bravery to seek out a good fucking back then, and so we had a whole generation of closet twinks fail to have a man show them a good time

2. somehow boys are, as a whole, becoming more feminine. I see this shit all the time about hormones and the like in food and water, I almost wonder if we've raised a generation of biological near-sissies
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Simon Savingmed - Thu, 30 Jun 2016 12:47:31 EST ID:F8xt/+U8 No.97976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jeez smallcocke. i think he was just trying to explain why more and more men are effeminate these days. and i'm guessing effeminate men tend to have hairless assholes
Edwin Wonninglock - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 18:11:27 EST ID:y7lPo3wl No.98020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
god damn I laughed for a good 5 mins after seeing that pic

holy shit what a classic

Jenny Geshlack - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 11:36:38 EST ID:zkN32EF3 No.98032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol yeah sure, the only thing keeping you out of an ivy league college is because you're a whitey
John Cackledale - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 13:55:42 EST ID:OxUQbGe8 No.98072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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its a fairly common conspiracy theory that there is a concerted effort to make the population more androgynous. women are encouraged to act more like men, and masculinity is cast as 'toxic'. the why is another discussion

so as a natural response, some portion of the male population would be into that. you can argue about how much is nature and how much is nurture, but chemicals are fucking scary powerful.

plastic bottle hormones
the research by a california professor finding frog hermaphrodites from atrazine
soy phytoestrogens
probably more than i know

also, a side effect of feminism is that men feel demonized and women are constantly granted more rights. just on its own that would trigger some opportunists to imitate women with the hope of tagging some of the benefits.

another theory i have is a derivative of eastern philosophy. the yin/yang of masculine and feminine energies; if feminism is discouraging women from acting more classically feminine - then to maintain a balance, men must act more like women.

you see that with the sissy fetish, they don't just dress like girls - they act REALLY feminine and submissive. its a full embrace of the historic female role
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Nigel Greencocke - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 18:20:27 EST ID:1lBnr7CL No.98092 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Turn that boypucci into a manpussy with this simple guide.

The Decade divide. by Cyril Nemblecocke - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 20:24:28 EST ID:8OOZllfj No.98074 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Give me your opinions, sexy stories, viewpoints, politically charged rants, politically correct corrections, and real life reactions from friends and family from dating someone a decade older or younger than you.

I've swung older and younger by as much as 5 years in terms of girlfriends. I've gone on dates with women 9 years younger. I've banged women 10 years older (and more). But I'm here now facing this: I am 30 chatting up this 19 year old girl I met via online dating. I am old enough to know when there's a spark for something more than fucking, and I like to chase that spark, but there are social implications to doing such a thing with such an age gap. Perhaps I am being paranoid.

What is your experience with this? Were you the older or the younger party? Just generally talk about real age difference, not age play unless it's between age differenced people. (I mention this because cutie has already called me daddy and mentions daddy in a sexual way on her profile). Not that I'm into this per se, but if she is I can get down with it (if anything I'd like more of a mommy/son dynamic but I digress).

Lets chat!
Augustus Dummerwin - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:30:15 EST ID:Dy+CVXIV No.98081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bf is 7 years older than me.. doesn't seem to make any difference whatsoever

I think some girls are just into calling guys daddy, I don't think it's an age thing.
Augustus Dummerwin - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:31:17 EST ID:Dy+CVXIV No.98082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
then again 19-30 i s a bigger gap. Why not go for it? I am sure it has just as much or as little chance as any other relationship.

Getting a second job, just to be the office slut. by Simon Chonningpine - Sun, 12 Jun 2016 00:01:25 EST ID:Q79Xicno No.97887 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think I may get a part time job, and just fuck everyone there and move to another rando job when I'm tired of those people.
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Isabella Tootdale - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 18:46:33 EST ID:wRLv+8XT No.97918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hands down panties is like my biggest turn on
Eliza Chupperdock - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 02:36:23 EST ID:/6wYCJFd No.97937 Ignore Report Quick Reply

omg LOL omg cuteeeeeeee
Eliza Chupperdock - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 02:37:08 EST ID:/6wYCJFd No.97938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ugh i love being cuteeeeee lol im cute all the time I AM SO CUTE LOL
Martin Fandale - Tue, 19 Jul 2016 18:40:57 EST ID:gKyu//dK No.98066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I like how you think op. I hooked up with my female coworkers while I'm working at my new restaurant job. It's 4 star luxury hotel with a restaurant and the servers and cafe girls are haaaawt. Being a cook they just like my nuts i guess but my other coworkers frown upon it cause they're all married.
Augustus Dummerwin - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:50:05 EST ID:Dy+CVXIV No.98085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's great but you touch my boyfriend I shave your head and eyebrows

We wanted to try something wild by Jenny Soppertit - Wed, 13 Jul 2016 20:57:38 EST ID:Wej3pyRp No.98036 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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We are a young married couple that have been together since we were 15 and were each others first and only. We have a pretty good sex life but had been wanting to try new and wild things together. We have made videos and even posted one on a site just to see reactions from others. After doing that we had looked into actually doing a adult film professionally. We had looked into it and found a well known agency in Burbank that welcomed couples so made a appointment with them. We had done more than we actually talked about doing and was definitely alot different than we thought it would be but had fun doing it. I think after we did it tho the fear of someone we know seeing it or family finding out about it kicked in. Not sure if it was a good idea but would like other people's opinions or thoughts on it.
Molly Hombledeck - Sun, 17 Jul 2016 12:51:48 EST ID:d4WsaeqI No.98051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you get like a share of the profits if your video is really popular? Did you get paid at all?
Sophie Clumblestock - Sun, 17 Jul 2016 13:38:37 EST ID:8OOZllfj No.98052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1) Take an intro to filmmaking course at your local community college
2) Set up an account on clips4sale
3) ????
4) Profit
Emma Bundock - Mon, 18 Jul 2016 00:34:12 EST ID:Wej3pyRp No.98057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes we got $1500 for doing it but I'm pretty sure the will make tons more in the long run.
Augustus Dummerwin - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 13:07:42 EST ID:Dy+CVXIV No.98088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ah my bf would never go for this.. and we are old now I wonder would anyone even want to see us. Everyone says I look like Jessica Alba though that has to be worth a few bucks

Have fun OP

I guess if you got married at 15 you are part of a very religious community? so do be aware that there is no way to keep this a secret, someone you know will find out eventually, and you need to be okay with the idea of that happening, or the fear will run your life.

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