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fucking shitbagels by Charlotte Banderford - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 03:34:02 EST ID:4eAW1bVZ No.99071 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I done fucked up. About a year and a half ago I left the rut I'd been in after college and went on the road. I was traveling full time for work and living in a small community of workers. I was happier than I'd ever been, but I was also thousands of miles away from my boyfriend of 6 years for 10 months out of the year. After about 6 months of this I ended the relationship, very badly over the phone while tripping balls in the middle of the night. I was free of the guilt of having grown apart from him, but now ridden with the guilt of breaking the heart of one of my closest friends. I drowned it in drugs and alcohol for a time.

I've alwyas been somewhat masochistic. It's easy to lose yourself in pain and in other people. I had slapped a bag of wine too many times one night and ended up sleeping with a dude, let's call him Dan. Dan was very persuasive and dominant, something that was easy for me to fall into. It started out ok, we were fuckbuddies for a while and I enjoyed the foray into experienced BDSM. But it started getting rougher, he'd ignore safewords and boundaries, things I really should have seen as red flags. At the time being with him was almost a form of self abuse, which satisfied my guilt.

Around the same time I started seeing another friend, Carl. He was hilarious and talented and good at strategy games, which we played constantly. At first I thought Carl was going for something casual, but when he found out about Dan and me he was pretty upset at first... they kind of lived together. Carl made it clear he was looking for something committed, though I was looking for the opposite.

Carl decided that since we weren't exclusive he'd sleep with another girl, which he bragged about to me and later said it was to make me jealous (I wasn't, just appalled he'd sleep with someone for such a petty reason). It blew over, though. We were good at talking things out.

Afterwards though, we both got incredibly sick. I thought I had a yeast infection, but the meds seemed to make it worse. One night Dan asked to stay the night, but I made it clear I physically couldn't handle any kind of sexual contact. He was all, "best behavior, cuddling only" so…
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James Goodwater - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 11:41:34 EST ID:PBOY+y2N No.99094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but.. Caaaarl
Polly Coblingdone - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 18:31:41 EST ID:xDFQPmWe No.99097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
thanks for the update charlotte
Phyllis Pickdale - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 19:28:15 EST ID:eO6xzCbW No.99098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should write a book, but make everyone vampires. Not even joking.
Oliver Pockstone - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 18:55:26 EST ID:wG0sCAbR No.99101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey I just want to chime in here that HSV1 is generally the oral strain of the herpes simplex virus and is also what is known as cold sores or fever blisters. About 67% of the global population has it as well. It does generally present orally, but it can occur elsewhere; once it infects a certain area it generally will only ever recur in the same location. Although it *can* be contagious at any time, generally it is only if there are visible sores or the tingling "prodrome" sensation that usually precedes an outbreak.

HSV2 is the more severe strain, and generally presents genitally. There is some evidence that exposure to HSV1 partially inoculates you from further HSV2 infection.

I have hsv1 as well. Typically i get a pretty bad outbreak at the corner of my mouth like once a year maybe. Sunburn and UV are big triggers, so it tends to happen in the spring/summer. Abreva is expensive but helps a lot. Take a *bunch* of lysine supplements. If they're really bad you can also get your doctor to prescribe Valcyclovir which is like 2-days of 4 giant horse pills that will stop an outbreak in it's tracks; I use it sometimes.
Lillian Fesslewock - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:16:45 EST ID:6cv3DQP5 No.99107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I mean you could get HSV1 from your nasty grandma giving you a kiss as a little kid. It's simply a thing. I slung a lot of trash in my day. So I have always had a strong immune system, but lately I will get little cold sores sometimes when I know those resources are being diverted elsewhere. Typically I break out the chapstick for a day or two and it goes away.

One time I had a scare. I slept with this girl and didn't really inspect her nether regions before jumping in there. But when I finally did, she was covered in red splotches. She said razor burn, but this was like 2 days after my long term GF and I broke up. So I freaked. Bolted outa there. I got tested and was fine, (fucked her another time and she had an IUD so I hit it raw lol). But yeah I take care to keep my dick clean because I have such a nice one.

No desire to have sex by Jarvis Grandbury - Tue, 27 Dec 2016 16:59:26 EST ID:8pz3EOo0 No.99019 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What does it mean when you have a sex drive and you feel sexual attracton, but you never had a desire to have sex with other people?
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Berbn Toad - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 18:42:48 EST ID:4yzF7EKw No.99089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you know what,
I feel asexual for months sometimes
and have more fun masturbating instead of
fucking someone.
Shit Nangerbury - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 07:07:41 EST ID:4GMnAhEM No.99093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My sides...
Jack Necklelock - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 12:31:11 EST ID:uEWofjyf No.99095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sexual orientation is commonly classified either by attraction or by intercourse partners. People frequently identify as straight or gay based on preference rather than action. Asexuality is no different in this regard. From the point of view of attraction, people can be classified as asexual if they're not motivated to seek intercourse with other people. Masturbation, acceding to sex and enjoying either are not out of bounds in this perspective. Of course, the perspective that asexual people take no interest or part in any sexual act is a reasonable perspective too. One might also classify someone as asexual if they remain celibate, even if they have strong preference and desires. In the end, it's just a label that means whatever the speaker intends it to mean.
Oliver Pockstone - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 18:41:20 EST ID:wG0sCAbR No.99100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Woah I'm a eunuch too. Hi! I have a wicked sex drive though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can maybe understand the sex drive with no desire for sex though? Like I am *incredibly* tactile and cuddley/snuggley (or roughhousey), and I really like getting off, but often the idea of "penis-in-vagina" sex seems, i dunno, some combination of boring and emotionally exhausting? when I'd rather just like roll around in bed, or maybe masturbate with myself, but perhaps actually like all the ramifications of sex and fluids and emotions and possible genital-dysphoria or like sexual-trauma-history or whatever is just like too much?

This happens to me sometimes, although I do definitely still enjoy sex at other times, so maybe this isn't what you or OP is talking about?
Frederick Lightshit - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 16:17:41 EST ID:xkQOWso8 No.99103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm asexual, but not by choice.

What the Hell by John Hibberfuck - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 19:51:33 EST ID:UO/7hy1O No.99053 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I basically have to force myself to fap, I cant do it.
It gives me anxiety.
Wat do anon?
Augustus Crellyson - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 23:54:55 EST ID:pUpiPeQH No.99055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
take it up the butt instead
Reuben Shakeford - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 01:06:12 EST ID:j2CJA90V No.99056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been trying to find some chicks to spit roast me with a strap on.
Fucking Hurringhetch - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 11:29:18 EST ID:uEWofjyf No.99057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You're not weird, I can't fap to that pic either. I keep thinking that thing is gonna jump out and bite my nuts. My suggestion: get better fap material. Lime bikini for reference.
Rebecca Fuckingshaw - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 21:59:03 EST ID:j2CJA90V No.99059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I guess. Maybe I should just focus on having sex.

Sexual taste and fat girl pussy by Martin Greenworth - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 15:54:32 EST ID:f/OqF25R No.99045 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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As ive gotten older my sexual tastes have widened. Im into all types of things ive never been into one of these things is fat pussy.

Im not really into fat chicks but i am into there pussy. Also for me there is a rare but ideal body type some girls have where there not really FAT just thick but they carry it in such away that its in the lower half.

Anyways if youve never had fat pussy allow me to explain. A normal girl has a vagina with lips and a clit and a it looks like every other pussy. A girl with a fat pussy carries a ton of fat on her labia majora so it just looks like a slit (pic related) its like a inch to a half inch deep of really soft elastic skin leading down to her vagina and it drives me wild.

I like all weomen but for about a year the fat pussy has been drving me nuts after a positive experience. Its just a different feeling entirely it feels better. Also for me theres this weird effect i get as a skinny guy that fucking this chubby girl im like doing a nasty thing and im going to teach her a lesson with this dick. Its dope.

Is anyone else into this? Does it have a name?
Fuck Hellybury - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 17:29:38 EST ID:NYfzDtze No.99046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just go fuck a fat fuck and you'll know.
I've done it and I liked it. It felt wrong at first fucking this self destructing blob, but later I thought, fuck it, if they want to kill themselves why bother with any feelings.
So, fucking fat women is more relaxing as I don't give a shit about them. They're just pathethic meat.
Jack Pullerbet - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 17:51:00 EST ID:ocKaGA3m No.99047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You seem really rude and kinda stupid

Idk if you read the whole thread if you had you would of know. Ive already fuck my fair share of fattys and enjoyed it.
Fuck Hellybury - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:03:01 EST ID:NYfzDtze No.99048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I stopped reading because of the typos.
But yeah, I enjoy it as well. How am I rude and stupid?
Beatrice Buzzstone - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 00:49:05 EST ID:/mQNDzLY No.99050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>they're just pathetic meat
Among other things
Beatrice Buzzstone - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 00:49:04 EST ID:/mQNDzLY No.99051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>they're just pathetic meat
Among other things

Younger guy attracted to older women? by Barnaby Murdshaw - Sat, 31 Dec 2016 18:02:27 EST ID:EgDZHkqw No.99041 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've recently hit the age of 18, and Im a bit confused, was hoping you guys here could guide me a bit,

I've had the usual cringy/stupid """relationships""" when I was younger, however, I've come to reach a point where I'm simply not interested in seeking a relationship, although as every man, I still have a pretty strong sex drive.

I find younger women uninteresting for the most part, however, I easily connect with older women (30+) and enjoy conversations with them whenever they arise, be it a stranger or a friends mother, and I would like to meet women in that age group to have casual sex with, as I'm simply, I don't know, more "comfortable" around them.

How would I got about finding older women who wouldn't mind having a younger person like me? Or is it partly my fault, and I should look for women my age who I have more in common with at social events etc?

If my post is poorly structured, feel free to ask me for clarifications
Betsy Sirryville - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 01:54:21 EST ID:rzTOcN4w No.99042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You have fine taste in women. The difference between 30 year old women and 18 year old women is pretty huge. Take a yoga class or something and talk to the women you find there. Compliments go a long way with older women (they don't get them like they used to when they were 18).

Also, try online dating and set the age to 30+.

I Feel Like A Dirtbag by Hugh Cillyham - Sun, 11 Dec 2016 20:50:03 EST ID:VqPPnPl5 No.98916 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Basically I'm filthy biscum. This is causing me some internal conflict.
In person I flirt with women my age and a bit older at school and work.
On the internet I chase traps and closeted crossdressers myself.
I'm playing the field quite a lot, and it feels wrong.
I'm really a moralistic little fucker at heart.
I really want to be with one person.
But at the same time now I'm considering fooling around with a person on the internet and someone I met in real life, simultaneously.
I don't know tell me what you think.
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Henry Sottingfoot - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 15:10:05 EST ID:1J8ga/R2 No.99014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well yeah I guess developing a heroin addiction is a bad thing.
Cedric Brettingspear - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 20:21:53 EST ID:FpUomoa2 No.99027 Ignore Report Quick Reply

why is it a bad idea to shop there
Phoebe Mudgeway - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 22:54:12 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Im going to you a story of the bookeeper to many of underground Progressive rock groups in the UK during the 1960s and 70s. Her name is Simone Rhône born in Calais in 1938 to a French Lieutenant who died in North Africa during the war and a Swiss born Typist who went insane on acid in Amsterdam in 1967. During her tenure as an accountant to many of English Rock Groups she had a few lovers though not promiscuous and she smoked a fair deal of heroin enhanced cannabis though she never injected. Her adventures in England and Europe are much lauded byher peers and some of Scotland Yards more zealous detectives.
Ebenezer Mimblepetch - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 23:17:04 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Scat is beneath me.
Ebenezer Mimblepetch - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 23:21:35 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Anyway dope.

Dick Size by Alice Nubbergold - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 23:23:17 EST ID:FkDElUGk No.98965 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is my dick size acceptable for the average woman?
6.2 inch long, 6.5 inch girth
I feel very insecure
Sophie Pockhood - Mon, 19 Dec 2016 20:19:43 EST ID:yxj63MQD No.98975 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Penis size is a funny thing, because unlike breast size it's not public knowledge, but then men assume that there is a considerable difference between how a penis of a particular size feels inside a woman.

Different women have different feelings about penis size, and there are really two major positives to size: visual aesthetic, and giving them that "filled up" feeling. Neither is required for sex to be successful or pleasurable, and too large a penis can even be painful for vaginal penetration.

Rather than focusing on something you can't change, like penis size, focus on what it takes to be a better love-maker, such as enthusiasm, knowledge, and attention to detail about what your partner wants. If it's aesthetics you're concerned about, then focus on building a body that you think your partner would be more attracted to.

How big a penis do you think lesbians find acceptable?
Henry Smallshaw - Fri, 23 Dec 2016 08:02:57 EST ID:5aA0NwMa No.99008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes, the majority of the women I've been with say they prefer something in that range. I am 8" and most women I've been can only enjoy it unless I take it insanelt slowly and give them a really large amount of head.
Hamilton Sullymut - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 20:05:28 EST ID:C3nL7eIt No.99023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm 4 inches long with 5 inches of girth and just gave my girffriend an orgasm through mildly sensual sex on a linoleum floor in the missionary position after about 10 minutes of foreplay

You are more than sufficiently equipped, OP
Now you must become sex master
Go on, young warrior
Basil Megglefield - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:17:24 EST ID:8IT4WdBJ No.99024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
6/10 would suck
Ebenezer Mimblepetch - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 23:20:01 EST ID:nryMlwr3 No.99033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
5-7 inches but girth where its at

scat roulette by Charles Fanstone - Tue, 02 Dec 2014 07:26:51 EST ID:kfvm1QYn No.91509 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Simon Pickstock - Fri, 12 Aug 2016 22:08:32 EST ID:RmnGkunL No.98257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ana Didovic is my favorite
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:41:24 EST ID:SBgSSB4/ No.98576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT! Why haven't I started coming to this board more often?
Sidney Susslekud - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 00:43:38 EST ID:RmnGkunL No.98695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lydia Grandhood - Sat, 12 Nov 2016 00:02:13 EST ID:RmnGkunL No.98746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Richard Dicks - Sun, 13 Nov 2016 21:54:09 EST ID:PJ1o6Jab No.98758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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