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tinder, man.... by Priscilla Megglenatch - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 15:28:12 EST ID:o3QzzrY+ No.100212 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So this happened to me this week.

I went out with this girl from tinder 2 weeks ago, and had another date for this thursday. She app'd me saying she was sick and if we could postpone it to next week.

I asked if she had another free day this week and she said sunday. I said fine with me. But that was it, we didn't set a time or place. We didn't talk since thursday, we didn't confirm that we were in fact meeting on sunday.

Thing is, today (sunday) she apps me again saying that she waited for 30 min, hands and feet freezing, and said "thank you for the lovely evening".

I said what? I'm sorry i didn't think we had set a meeting for today or anything, since we didn't talk since thursday. But still I apologized, said that i really screwed up etc.. and asked if she could forgive me. (I really have a bad time with hurting other people)

What does anon think? am I in the wrong here? is she wrong about being pissed because of this? Do you think she'll forgive me?

More pragmatically, should i call her? tonight?

Pic unrelated.
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Jarvis Mondlestodging - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 03:57:39 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.100213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>she waited for 30 min, hands and feet freezing, and said "thank you for the lovely evening".

Waited where tho?


Porn by Digby Fathorbump - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 20:30:40 EST ID:UXNDRIpP No.100188 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to watch some dirty porn via wifi, anyway my family could find out i watched it?
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Sophie Grandspear - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 05:10:36 EST ID:1563Spef No.100202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100188
How old are you?


help me understand why someone would want a std by Albert Cinningridge - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 21:38:52 EST ID:/1e0UaXQ No.100187 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My friend has been talking about how dreamy his hunky bf is, how he's so perfect etc. One time when I met him irl, after a couple beers he said said bf has unprotected sex with the goal of catching something (they have an open relationship). He's 100% gay, the bug chaser bf is bi.

Just help me understand this mentality, theorize, speak from experience, or whatever. Never met him, but he doesn't seem like his life is in total shambles, unlike my friend who's a total basket case alcoholic.

And yes, if I knew more than the guy's first name I would out him to the police or some mob because he's going around having unprotected sex with strangers apparently not caring he might giving in addition to receiving
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Ernest Sarryman - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 22:33:20 EST ID:R1yqT7E/ No.100189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>100187
Mental illness. It's really that simple.

I couldn't even begin to guess what, exactly, people like him have, but yeah.
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Alice Brogglestetch - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:01:32 EST ID:0SS8OfYe No.100190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100187
suicide
assault with a deadly genital

um... hungry for microbes in their loins
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Polly Drebberseck - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 13:15:18 EST ID:/x3V5e/q No.100193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100189
I always assumed it was mental illness but anxiety related. Like instead of stressing out about being ill, get ill so you have nothing more to fear, the ones who fantasise about spreading it then don't want to feel like outsiders. Maybe there's some power tripping. It seems to be predominantly gay men, maybe it's because the risk is seen to be (and is) higher? Maybe it's just part of the male sexuality the idea of creating a thing with your dick. I don't want kids but the idea of cumming inside a woman in peak fertility is always kind of hot at the time anyway.

But that's a pure guess.
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Alice Crumblewud - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 01:51:25 EST ID:JL2KXnts No.100197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100193
makes sense psychologically. there was talk about "them swimming around in the balls" so it's kind of a nurturing, create a thing with your cock, thing.

and you can always get more sick and pass your shit on, so it doesn't really make sense in practice, the anxiety angle.


clit stimulation for dummies by Angus Greenson - Fri, 27 Oct 2017 14:49:11 EST ID:Fbcy81Xy No.100141 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Need some advice.

The past two girls I've dated were only into penetration - so my foreplay was just pushing my two fingers on their inner walls, the "come here" motion basically (which would get them off really quickly) on top of regular sex. One completely hated having her clit touched.

New girl I'm with is all about clit stimulation though. An electric toothbrush in the "right spot" gets her off in 10 seconds. We haven't had sex yet, but she got off by sliding up and down on my dick (no penetration). I ate her out for the first time and she loved it. (she's pretty inexperienced, I'm her second partner)

Prior to meeting her, I was fwb with a girl who was pretty impatient with foreplay, I couldn't find her "spot" for clitoral stimulation and it pissed her off. Woops. I'm feeling pretty inadequate over this - I really want to give my current partner an orgasm through foreplay or oral, and I've got no idea how.

Any tips on what to do with my fingers or my tongue? I'm afraid that If I just touch the clit directly, it'll hurt her like my previous partners, or that I'll just be rubbing the wrong spot the whole time.
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Doris Hittingshit - Fri, 27 Oct 2017 16:10:39 EST ID:6WnrK9lP No.100142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you telling me this? Why don;t you talk to her about it instead? How am I supposed to know what she likes?
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Eugene Seggleham - Sat, 28 Oct 2017 20:14:39 EST ID:qz6w89NN No.100147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that looks like a 14 year old prostitute
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George Dabblefure - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 05:12:08 EST ID:ErEn1sWM No.100168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100147

I do not find that an obstacle...
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Lillian Daffingwill - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:25:52 EST ID:qF4XXlgR No.100185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100141
everyone is different. Try hovering over the clit with your fingers and doing a circular motion, as if rubbing her (non existent) aura. Try very hard not to touch it, you will occasionally brush up against it by accident. See what happens.
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Alice Brogglestetch - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:02:48 EST ID:0SS8OfYe No.100191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WATCH AMATEUR MASTURBATION VIDEOS


Inappropriate Erections by Ebenezer Wimmerpare - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 22:56:07 EST ID:AIIyQX4s No.100177 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It took me a very long time for me to decide to share this, even though this is an internet board.

Basically I get inappropriate erections very easily (and frequently) from seriously fucked up stuff. I hate it.

E.g. Hugging certain family members, even young ones, or even seeing my ex girlfriend cry did start one (that last one with precum too).

I am not even attracted to children or to the other people who provoked them. I have no fantasy of that shit. I fap to adult women and never have I been tempted to try something else.

Yet I am plagued with these uncontrollable erections and it makes me feel absolutely horrible. I want to remain single for this very reason. I feel like a freak.

About getting hard when my ex-gf was crying, maybe it was because I expected sex after the fight was over. I saw that as extremely fucked up, selfish, and exposing a complete lack of empathy from my part.

I don't know what to do. It's not like you can fix something like that, right?

I never abused anyone and I hate going through this.
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Henry Duttingkeg - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:07:08 EST ID:mUkiWVRi No.100181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100177
you're a boy, it's normal
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Phoebe Blucklelone - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 10:00:52 EST ID:/x3V5e/q No.100182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100177
How often do you masturbate and what is your sleep pattern like?

If I am short on sleep or it's been more than 2 or 3 days since I last fucked or choked one out my penis has a mind of it's own. More the lack of sleep actually, my penis gets a full mind of its own then.
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Lillian Daffingwill - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:19:21 EST ID:qF4XXlgR No.100183 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100177
this is a physiological problem and you are assuming it is psychological / sexual. See a doctor about it (assuming you are past the age where this is normal, puberty)

Try wearing thicker trousers or underwear in the meantime.
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Charlotte Channinglock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 20:10:27 EST ID:AIIyQX4s No.100186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100181
>you're a boy, it's normal
I turned 30 recently. :(

>>100183
>this is a physiological problem and you are assuming it is psychological / sexual
I hope it is. Because it really makes me feel like a bad person. I'm mentally unstable enough as it is.

Take for example my 10 year old cousin. I love her so much. I would literally die for her, no joke, just take me. The other day she hugs me so tight and doesn't want to let go because she had to leave and wanted to stay with me. That was such a heartwarming, truly genuine act of love, the kind I cherish. It was beautiful. But then, my penis starts moving. What the fuck man. Like, really? Am I attracted right now? Feels so fucking wrong.

I feel like a pedo towards one of the persons I love the most on the planet. These kinds of things make me feel AWFUL. I hate myself.

>>100182
>what is your sleep pattern like?
My sleeping habits are all over the place. I've been trying to fix it but I have terrible insomnia due to severe anxiety I can't manage. I try not to abuse it but I do have to rely on Xanax (daily). So often times I'll stay in bed until mid to late afternoon. Even then I don't get enough sleep and am constantly sleep deprived. Bad nightmares, terrors, etc.
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You suck dicks because pussy don't like you by Flaming Bisexual - Mon, 29 May 2017 17:23:10 EST ID:6gvXPTMc No.99702 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Some of you are gay. Some of you are bi. Some of you were born that way. Some of you ended up that way because you failed when you tried.

Have any of you poofters fucked a 'queer' or 'bisexual' who was only one because the media deems them ugly? I'm not against gay culture, but I am against heteros using it as an escape haven to feel secure in because the other sex won't fuck them. It's not the type of hatred where I feel like heteros are trying to invade and take over. It's the type of hatred for people acting like something they're not and the types of varying damage it brings.

Anyways. Discuss the morality for all I care. Curious to see other povs on this.
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Augustus Mapperway - Thu, 26 Oct 2017 16:28:08 EST ID:7nBXAbOy No.100139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99702
Idk man dick in your ass is pretty awsome. I would recommend it for everyone.
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Archie Bosslenedge - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 00:36:08 EST ID:At/e39W0 No.100148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100095
We wont miss you. Please do it. For us. For all of us.
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Augustus Bubberdack - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 15:29:19 EST ID:kUF56Xs5 No.100152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100095
>sex is genetic
>but gender isn't hurf durf

You realize you're buying into it when you should be running away, right?
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Fanny Bellerdale - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 04:56:33 EST ID:cBr/GpAu No.100167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100136
Most don't react violently. They just get really defensive and don't understand why you don't believe them or see their logic.
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Nell Dengerlodging - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 13:34:31 EST ID:1FBCpJtw No.100169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It isn't any easier as a gay man to get laid. Heteros and homos have equal number of partners, so the whole theory that some are gay because it's easier is bunk.


Holding onto Standards... Insanity or Rational Integrity? by Augustus Blerrystone - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 04:06:09 EST ID:N2owWJyO No.100164 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Chan... I'm probably going to get flogged but I'll try to keep to short and concise.. but I'm looking for some serious answers or insight...

My last serious relationship left me kind of shocked when it ended... We we're supposed to get married the whole shebang... So it's been about 4 years since I've even cared to meet someone and now I'm realizing I've been out of the game for years now... mostly just smoking and working on my career... Too busy or baked to care about finding real love because the last one suspended hope for some time...

Anyways.. so now obviously I'm pressured to just get laid or love where love happens... but I've always had a high regard for involving myself so much to have sex without really knowing or absolutely feeling like forever is an option... I have a lot of Love to give but am very committed to who I give it to... Call me ol' fashioned but that's just how I feel... So am I insane or or there people who feel similar opinions of giving someone your all? How do you handle performance anxiety after a long while? Do you discuss or just act like it's another Tuesday? What are the rules??? Fix Me Internet!!


Help with my gay relationship? by Doris Senkinridge - Sat, 21 Oct 2017 22:03:59 EST ID:JTWgyd5W No.100125 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I really like this guy, like to the point where I gave him a blowjob after we cuddled and he finally got hard.

He is on these pills that just destroy his sex drive and its driving me crazy because I love him but he doesn't return my affection due do to these pills.

Is there anything I can do? He does kind of need the pills but I just can't take loving him so much only to receive very little back.
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Hamilton Gevingmidge - Sun, 22 Oct 2017 00:22:25 EST ID:E/ypaIxw No.100126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What are the pills?
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Rebecca Gittingnit - Sun, 22 Oct 2017 13:10:35 EST ID:buywB2of No.100128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100126
Not sure what its called, some kind of anxiety medication.
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Fuck Himmleshaw - Mon, 23 Oct 2017 07:54:44 EST ID:fXg6kyAq No.100130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100128
Run or have him share, then run.
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Oliver Sackleford - Tue, 24 Oct 2017 22:31:41 EST ID:PvMCffHj No.100134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>100130
He says he tried but just doesn't feel anything being with me or anyone else.

I'm extremely shy and it was so hard for me to tell him that I liked him and I just don't want it to end this way.


/SRSgen/ -Crossover Edition! by SRS research assistant - Wed, 18 Oct 2017 15:32:39 EST ID:mVpHHoSI No.100120 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sex for the socially anxious by Caroline Hommlehall - Wed, 18 Oct 2017 08:52:03 EST ID:fXg6kyAq No.100119 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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With many successful relationships in my past I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything. I was young, had my fun, touched and licked everything I probably shouldn't have. Over the years though I've find myself becoming more and more physically distanced from other people. Mostly due to lack of interest/sex drive I haven't dated in a few years. Every once in a while I've had the intention to try dating again. Beyond a hookup or three I haven't been with any ladies. In the moment I have fun and can perform but aside from the physical aspect I don't feel anything.

tl;dr how do I make actual emotional connections after a long time of strictly physical connections?


cannot fulfill sexual fantasies even if paying for it by Archie Dallerfuck - Fri, 06 Oct 2017 17:58:17 EST ID:kRrRZfN4 No.100096 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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tl;dr - see topic

Core of the post: recently tried to pay for human sexual intercourse of some sort with online-acquired volunteer who just stole my shit.

Further details: No, not a mugging, she just took advantage of my inexperience in the battlefield along with my raging boner draining all the blood that was supposed to go to my brain to flee with my cash and my phone.

Backstory and character development:

If you lurk /sd/ since a few years back, you might've seen one of my posts before. I'm that guy from Costa Rica who worships chubby/bbw-type females of the human species (this is no joke, if you have big thighs, wide hips and a tummy, you will appeal to me quite a bit, and if besides that you have a round ass, you WILL make my dick hard just by standing around doing nothing).

Being into big girls is very advantageous because, for whatever reason, they apparently feel unappealing and they find it refreshing when somebody like me jacks off to the mere thought of them... one of my problems however, is that my other fetishes are complete deal-breakers for 99% of women (at least in my small, 3rd world country) these include, but are not limited to: me ass-worshipping them, me sniffing their farts, me drinking their piss, them facesitting on me, them spitting in my mouth, dirty-talking and verbal abuse (and I mean DIRTY, like them whispering "how does my asshole taste, you fucking pervert? I took a huge shit not too long ago") and my interest in possibly trying scat. Even with all that, the biggest sexual road-block is my complete lack of interest in penetration; you know, I can (and do) fantasize about jacking off while being farted on and even shat on, but the concept of sticking my tiny, unworthy dick inside of the goddess I love is just foreign to me (being a 29yo male virgin and all, I've never actually tried fucking someone or something, so I can't really fantasize about it if I have no idea what it's like).
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Sophie Hanningstock - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 16:21:47 EST ID:6L52dl9O No.100100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your not alone OP, I think many of us want a big booty goddess to sit on our faces
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Cyril Brookham - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 07:44:06 EST ID:dYsBFUA0 No.100102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I regret reading this. Now I know spoilers outside /mtv/ have their use too.
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Martin Brookridge - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 21:08:33 EST ID:kRrRZfN4 No.100104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100102
should've been here in the /kinky/ days
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Archie Pickville - Tue, 17 Oct 2017 20:28:39 EST ID:GApSz5Q2 No.100118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Having a big booty woman sit on your face is a unique pleasure not to be missed. Just keep looking op, you'll find a girl one day that will indulge you, I did and it's great!


Raw poultry by Wellington Smursurf - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 11:44:33 EST ID:qwiTQu76 No.100115 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is this chicken or turkey?

And where to get poultry with the innards still intact?
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Thomas Sezzleten - Sun, 15 Oct 2017 02:21:44 EST ID:qEmzI0MK No.100117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>100115
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Fuck Nepperspear - Sat, 11 Nov 2017 15:02:02 EST ID:qF4XXlgR No.100165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100115
looks like turkey... giblets i think they call the innards. Go somewhere where they sell turkeys with the heads and legs still on, farmers market or something. I have not done this i am just trying to help you out because you seem like a nice guy.


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