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Falling Asleep During Wank by Cornelius Forrycocke - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 13:14:19 EST ID:SdT7uRCp No.100244 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Often, when I'm in bed, I'll start to jack off and then... fall asleep before I come. It's not intentional, but it's fine and all, sometimes I get pretty win dreams when that happens.

I'm just wondering if this happens to any other guys.
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Hamilton Fuckingridge - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 23:24:28 EST ID:RJpgD1kU No.100254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just go to bed man
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Nicholas Blemmlegold - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 19:46:47 EST ID:ySxAYmro No.100259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pavlovian response, lmao. I bet you've associated with jerking off to going to bed


FriendFiction by Nell Trotford - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 06:27:08 EST ID:Tg2Mtxgc No.99880 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it strange to write porn about your friends? I am male and have a female friend I met in college that is bisexual and open minded, happy go lucky ,the first time we had a conversation we causally talked about what jobs we wanted when we were younger she said before she deiced on science she wanted to be a porn star.

We were chatting online about fanfiction and having crushes on the same friends. I told her I had written a story about two women we know, she said she wanted to read it. I told her it was raunchy and they are like lesbian porn stars and there is water sports and lots about their butts. She said she still wanted to read it. I sent it to her but have not heard back form her all day. She hasn't blocked or unfriended me but I am worried that it was too vulgar or my fetishes about the women creeped her out.
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Nigel Blongerfut - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 14:04:47 EST ID:ZaxVHD/v No.100174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99884
> Reading Comprehension
I told her I had written a story about two women we know, she said she wanted to read it.
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Nell Blunningdidge - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 01:34:49 EST ID:u2kUB4Vp No.100175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99880
> Is it strange to write porn about your friends?
Yes. Keep that shit in your head and limited at that unless you get some permission or interest from the subjects. It's not some violation of them or anything it's just not something that fosters healthy relationships.
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Molly Socklehutch - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 12:08:05 EST ID:6uGd5Pgq No.100252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hope it simply ended in a whole “oh sorry anon I did not see your messages”.

You gave me the idea to do the same, I have a shitload of fantasies that I will never be able to fulfill so writing them with hit friends involved would be a nice way for me to get off. But yeah, I wouldn’t show then to anyone
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Lillian Guvingfuck - Mon, 25 Dec 2017 09:51:58 EST ID:rK1QPEOX No.100253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>100252
I do believe OP faked his death and left the country.
NB.
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Walter Greenridge - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 23:40:39 EST ID:LE9nYqvo No.100265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100253
Didn't pokes stop being a thing long before 9gag became a thing?
Didn't you post this long after 9gag was a thing?

Weird seeing this just before 2018 kicks in.


Taking pics of strangers by Oliver Wandlefack - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:25:55 EST ID:E99Lg5MM No.100194 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You ever feel naughty and want to take pics of random hot people on the street or in a restaurant or somewhere without them know?
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William Dallerfoot - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 15:03:42 EST ID:anb0SwdD No.100204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100194
Na, don't take pics of people without their consent
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Albert Claywell - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 20:05:54 EST ID:iaRiXdmF No.100224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not illegal where I live, in the US, but it certainly would make people uncomfortable if they found out. I draw portraits for art practice and being that I work behind a register there are plenty of times where I've wanted to ask if I could take a picture of someone for reference but I never get around to asking.

Whenever a girl that I'm talking to romantically sees my portraits they get excited about me drawing them nude. As long as you're semi attractive and not creepy then I'm sure plenty of girls would be flattered over the fact that you want to take a picture of them because they're attractive.

Most girls actually like being complimented on their looks when they aren't worried you're about to rape them to death.
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David Findlepid - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 00:26:09 EST ID:e6nRJZMt No.100228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I had an older woman come up to me while I was smoking a cig on my break at work outside on a bench. She asked if she could take my picture because I "looked cool". I said sure and it didn't weird me out at all. Think of how many pictures you are in the background of when you are out in public, people are constantly taking pictures and selfies. Besides, most people would probably be flattered if someone asked to take their picture especially women
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George Fuzzlestut - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 21:24:36 EST ID:GuZ8vPRB No.100247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100194
Yes, sometimes I do, but I'm almost never satisfied with the results. I really envy all those guys doing candids or creepshots and posting them online.


Want my GF to Pee on my face by Over Ginal - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 19:16:56 EST ID:NYXBRM5p No.98672 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sooooo,
Getting pee from my GF all over myself or drinking it directly from her pussy
is my fantasy!

While my GF peed while we showered together and I once held my hand under the stream (for "fun"), I don't have the guts to talk about this.

Whats the best approach?

Are there women who are really into this and not just because guys pay for it?
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Martin Sarrylere - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 15:11:49 EST ID:dyROrrvF No.100211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have your girlfriend start doing meth. So seriously when I used to be on meth I fucked this girl who did I too and we got into some weeeeirddd fucking shit. One time she woke me up by holding my hair and pissing all over my face it was insane. We had a bed just for pissing on each other and fucking in it. God Im glad i quit meth.
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Albert Lightcocke - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 12:11:41 EST ID:4jfjH0vT No.100220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If your gf isn't into that kind of thing then you're probably just kind of screwed. I don't know how to bring it up. Just ask her about sexual fetishes and bring up yours.

I have a scat fetish and both of my last two girlfriends found out about it by finding my porn. They didn't like it. It didn't seem to change how they acted towards or thought about me, but they were upset with me about the act of stumbling upon my fetish porn.

I've stayed single now because honestly relationships suck, and I've been fooling around with some girls and got to try out my my fetish irl, also did some piss stuff, and one time I was fucking a girl missionary position and she stuck her fingers down my throat and made me vomit all over her.

I was totally into it, and still am, but I avoid sexual and emotional interaction with people these days because I'm training myself to live a more monastic lifestyle.
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Phineas Branningdare - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 10:36:35 EST ID:ZaxVHD/v No.100234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100184
Probably a rare view at least.
Like you still say you licked her pussy even if you didn't actually toungefuck her hole. I think that's the most usual interpretation of pussy, that it means the whole thing. Internals, outwards, lips and clit and all.
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Nicholas Fuckingman - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 17:30:18 EST ID:1N7QfHPW No.100241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98672

I wasnt into it really, but my partner hinted at wanting to try it once and we did and now I'm the one asking for it. Still on the fence and I dont ever fap to porn of it, but when it's there I take it, cum strongly, and feel immediate regret.

I'm a bit of a sub though and already have strong scat, fart, and vore fetishes so it was easy to get into and can feel good if you're in a femdom mood. It's not bad getting it in your mouth, just tastes like green tea. Avoid it like the plague first thing in the morning though, ugh, and be careful if you're getting it on your face because it fucking sucks getting it in the eyes or up the nose especially
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Nicholas Fuckingman - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 17:32:28 EST ID:1N7QfHPW No.100242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100211

My drug of choice is first and foremost my dick. I only do DPH really coz it's easy to get, have epic faps, and I can do it while maintaining a normie lifestyle. But man, from what I've heard about meth sex, what I'd give to take some with a girl and have some fucking awful filthy sex. Have her fart and shit in my mouth and both of us love it.


Sex life on decline by Hedda Norrywater - Sat, 25 Nov 2017 16:44:11 EST ID:eCN370Yu No.100205 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, im a healthy 30 yo guy married with a wonderful 25 yo girl. We started dating a long time ago and fucked liked rabbits anytime we could (Long distance relationship in the beginning). Ever since we moved in together the frequency of intercourse and kinkyness have steadily gone down. Now we are lucky if we fuck at least once a month in short rounds (When we were apart we would fuck for hours, kink it up, do it even 3 times a day, etc). She got a major surgery that needs to rest her hips a lot so kinkiness and wildnesd went even lower.

we rarely start encounters anymore. I even started a no-fap and quit smoking to keep my libido up but i havent felt any drive at all, plus my work is physically and mentally demanding leaving me drained when I get home.

I know this is the kind of shit that older couples go through but we are too young for this crap. We care and love each other madly but this is seriously worrying me. Any tips? I’m taking her on a big date tomorrow to see how thing go

Advice is deeply appreciated.

Tl;dr: Marital sex life went to hell and want to make it great again.
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Eliza Wullerfare - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 14:02:33 EST ID:TMhzEgyJ No.100214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP here. So, the date went great and after getting home I started the encounter. She did not reject it at all.

The act itself was kinda quick 15-20 min and I couldn’t get a full boner this time (I blame It on the “forcing it” part of it), but I made her cum and I came too at the end (mutual masturbation, mutual oral and missionary happened) Random pillow talk and cuddling afterwards. She did like it but was definitely not blown away by it. I guess I should just aim for more frequency and random-spontaneous acts.

Not very satisfied by it but it is a beginning at least. Any more tips? Thanks for the precious advice
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Fuck Serrydat - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 06:22:18 EST ID:FPa1w+gi No.100217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100214
your life is starting to crumble because of the compromises you made to fit into society

you need to stop submitting to authority and find ways to fulfill your instincts.
you need to take the weekends to do crazy things. Go hunting or fishing and take your woman along. Make her involved. Make her excited when you succeed at the task. Then you can take that momentum to truly reconstruct your relationship.
You NEED to involve her in some activity with inherent risk of failure. If you won't hunt, find something else. Not gambling.

BUT if you are one of those couples who decided you don't want kids, there is absolutely no hope for you at all. The only things that will give you pleasure are things that will destroy you and bring you closer to death, the only way out of your life made of insane choices that absolutely deny the fabric of your being.
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Cyril Nennerfield - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 08:06:57 EST ID:R2mmvylJ No.100218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100205


Losing desire for your partner is entirely normal. How could it not be? When you do the same thing over and over again it gets boring.

Have you never had old people tell you to never get married??
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Priscilla Chemmersore - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 23:35:39 EST ID:Cl2oGbA0 No.100237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100206
pretty much this

I don't think I've ever seen a marriage last

like i've seen 6 marriages fail, and I'm only 23
some of those marriages were over 20 years old
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Phyllis Bembleken - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 11:57:39 EST ID:RRkG4kqn No.100238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100218

I'm in relationship 9 years and my sex drive is still high, maybe you're kid and don't love that person on the purely poetic way. That,s also normal in young age.


How do I stimulate my sexuality? by Simon Bardfuck - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 19:07:37 EST ID:6yd5j1Rr No.99178 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been with my boyfriend for almost 10 years (started dating at 16). My boyfriend has what I consider to be a normal sex drive.... and I don't. When we first started dating we'd have sex every day, as much as possible. I was a virgin and we spent a lot of time exploring. I wouldn't say I'm bored with our sex, but I only feel like having sex once every 2 weeks and he wants to have sex probably every other day (hard to measure). I definitely still find him attractive and love him.

Not really sure how to stimulate my sexuality. The closest thing I've done to exploring is fool around with another girl while he was in the room. He really enjoyed it, but I was really confused for a long time after. I wasn't raised religious or anything but felt weird about doing things like that with someone I didn't love.

Lately he really wants to have a threesome or some version of it, and I'm pretty opposed to the idea. I feel like I could never be comfortable in that kind of situation again. I worry if I did if once to make him happy he'd want more.

I can't explain it, but I have this weird knee-jerk reaction to sex (that's not ours). I've been in situations twice where I could hear others having sex and my reaction is to feel really horrified and disgusted. I hate that I'm such a prude!

I love my boyfriend, but can't ask him to spend the rest of his life missing out. I wouldn't feel comfortable marrying him until I was sure that he's sexuality was satisfied.

I'm a 25 yo female who is slightly bicurios.

tldr: How do I stop being super prude and satisfy by boyfriend sexually?

Anyone experienced something similar and have suggestions?
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Fuck Fabberridge - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 21:02:47 EST ID:yxj63MQD No.100176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100160
I'd like to get my hands on some of that. Shoot some pt141, smoke up, fuck and fap all day.
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Henry Pittbanks - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 23:54:17 EST ID:RROGA7wQ No.100178 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Eugene Penderdig - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 12:03:07 EST ID:fQ0y4M2z No.100225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>100178I would like to see this whore in the roomful of brutal big black cocks>>100178
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Phineas Sanningridge - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 08:32:46 EST ID:yv167v22 No.100230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99178
How do you, "woman", have low libido, a general disgust against sex, and yet that's the picture you posted?
I'm inclined to think the girlfriend on this equation is not really the one who reached out to 420chan for advice. That perhaps OP is the boyfriend who, because this girl seems nice and kind and warm, can't envision the fact that she's probably cheating. Essentially filling her sexual quota outside of the relationship.
Just an idea.
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Martin Pinkinfidge - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 01:06:15 EST ID:TJVsNA1J No.100232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Listen, you're not a prude if you don't want to have a threesome. Don't ever feel that way. I'm pretty sure you don't want to have one due to your personal moral values right? I'm the same way. I consider threesomes cheating.

Instead of threesomes, why can't you just explore different kinds of kinks more? Try roleplaying, get more into BDSM. There is a million different things to do. Are you a sub or a dom? If you're a sub, explore what you might like as a sub. Be honest about it. Would you like to be his slave for a day? Would you like to be humiliated? Maybe you like getting treated like a slut. Maybe you like treating him like garbage. Would you ilke to humiliate him? Do you like getting hurt? If so, how much? Maybe you like hurting him. Maybe you'd like to dress a certain way or him to dress. People aren't born kinky. Explore your fetishes and kinks. Sex only gets boring if you let it.


Anal Poppers by Jarvis Pinnerbury - Wed, 08 Nov 2017 05:56:56 EST ID:zqB2xczq No.100162 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone have any advice or stories about using poppers for anal sex?
My girlfriend is keen to try anal for the first time and suggested using poppers to help. I think this is a good idea. I've fucked girls anally a few times without but I do imagine poppers would be helpful with pooper sex.
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Reuben Carringwin - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 14:15:25 EST ID:AUO8rEzc No.100203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i mean, tl;dr: yes. they help. this is pretty much their main use.

there are multiple formulae (isobutyl nitrite, amyl nitrate)
all have essentially the same effect, though the isobutyl types can be damaging to your vision if used heavily over a long period of time.

upon inhalation you will notice a headrush, loss of inhibition, relaxation of involuntary muscles (i.e. your pooper)
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Alice Binderlug - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:12:43 EST ID:/6pSbIRZ No.100226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It feels really really good, especially when you have something in your butt and you cum right when you take a fat whiff...

unfortunately, i built up quite a tolerance and got seriously addicted to them, it got to a point where i started to get rashes and scabs under my nose and irrited the lining on the inside of my nose. Thats what i get for buying cheap shit online - whoops! :(


tinder, man.... by Priscilla Megglenatch - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 15:28:12 EST ID:o3QzzrY+ No.100212 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So this happened to me this week.

I went out with this girl from tinder 2 weeks ago, and had another date for this thursday. She app'd me saying she was sick and if we could postpone it to next week.

I asked if she had another free day this week and she said sunday. I said fine with me. But that was it, we didn't set a time or place. We didn't talk since thursday, we didn't confirm that we were in fact meeting on sunday.

Thing is, today (sunday) she apps me again saying that she waited for 30 min, hands and feet freezing, and said "thank you for the lovely evening".

I said what? I'm sorry i didn't think we had set a meeting for today or anything, since we didn't talk since thursday. But still I apologized, said that i really screwed up etc.. and asked if she could forgive me. (I really have a bad time with hurting other people)

What does anon think? am I in the wrong here? is she wrong about being pissed because of this? Do you think she'll forgive me?

More pragmatically, should i call her? tonight?

Pic unrelated.
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Jarvis Mondlestodging - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 03:57:39 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.100213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>she waited for 30 min, hands and feet freezing, and said "thank you for the lovely evening".

Waited where tho?


Porn by Digby Fathorbump - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 20:30:40 EST ID:UXNDRIpP No.100188 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to watch some dirty porn via wifi, anyway my family could find out i watched it?
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Sophie Grandspear - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 05:10:36 EST ID:1563Spef No.100202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100188
How old are you?


help me understand why someone would want a std by Albert Cinningridge - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 21:38:52 EST ID:/1e0UaXQ No.100187 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My friend has been talking about how dreamy his hunky bf is, how he's so perfect etc. One time when I met him irl, after a couple beers he said said bf has unprotected sex with the goal of catching something (they have an open relationship). He's 100% gay, the bug chaser bf is bi.

Just help me understand this mentality, theorize, speak from experience, or whatever. Never met him, but he doesn't seem like his life is in total shambles, unlike my friend who's a total basket case alcoholic.

And yes, if I knew more than the guy's first name I would out him to the police or some mob because he's going around having unprotected sex with strangers apparently not caring he might giving in addition to receiving
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Ernest Sarryman - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 22:33:20 EST ID:R1yqT7E/ No.100189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>100187
Mental illness. It's really that simple.

I couldn't even begin to guess what, exactly, people like him have, but yeah.
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Alice Brogglestetch - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:01:32 EST ID:0SS8OfYe No.100190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100187
suicide
assault with a deadly genital

um... hungry for microbes in their loins
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Polly Drebberseck - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 13:15:18 EST ID:/x3V5e/q No.100193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100189
I always assumed it was mental illness but anxiety related. Like instead of stressing out about being ill, get ill so you have nothing more to fear, the ones who fantasise about spreading it then don't want to feel like outsiders. Maybe there's some power tripping. It seems to be predominantly gay men, maybe it's because the risk is seen to be (and is) higher? Maybe it's just part of the male sexuality the idea of creating a thing with your dick. I don't want kids but the idea of cumming inside a woman in peak fertility is always kind of hot at the time anyway.

But that's a pure guess.
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Alice Crumblewud - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 01:51:25 EST ID:JL2KXnts No.100197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100193
makes sense psychologically. there was talk about "them swimming around in the balls" so it's kind of a nurturing, create a thing with your cock, thing.

and you can always get more sick and pass your shit on, so it doesn't really make sense in practice, the anxiety angle.


clit stimulation for dummies by Angus Greenson - Fri, 27 Oct 2017 14:49:11 EST ID:Fbcy81Xy No.100141 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Need some advice.

The past two girls I've dated were only into penetration - so my foreplay was just pushing my two fingers on their inner walls, the "come here" motion basically (which would get them off really quickly) on top of regular sex. One completely hated having her clit touched.

New girl I'm with is all about clit stimulation though. An electric toothbrush in the "right spot" gets her off in 10 seconds. We haven't had sex yet, but she got off by sliding up and down on my dick (no penetration). I ate her out for the first time and she loved it. (she's pretty inexperienced, I'm her second partner)

Prior to meeting her, I was fwb with a girl who was pretty impatient with foreplay, I couldn't find her "spot" for clitoral stimulation and it pissed her off. Woops. I'm feeling pretty inadequate over this - I really want to give my current partner an orgasm through foreplay or oral, and I've got no idea how.

Any tips on what to do with my fingers or my tongue? I'm afraid that If I just touch the clit directly, it'll hurt her like my previous partners, or that I'll just be rubbing the wrong spot the whole time.
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Doris Hittingshit - Fri, 27 Oct 2017 16:10:39 EST ID:6WnrK9lP No.100142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you telling me this? Why don;t you talk to her about it instead? How am I supposed to know what she likes?
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Eugene Seggleham - Sat, 28 Oct 2017 20:14:39 EST ID:qz6w89NN No.100147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that looks like a 14 year old prostitute
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George Dabblefure - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 05:12:08 EST ID:ErEn1sWM No.100168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100147

I do not find that an obstacle...
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Lillian Daffingwill - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:25:52 EST ID:qF4XXlgR No.100185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100141
everyone is different. Try hovering over the clit with your fingers and doing a circular motion, as if rubbing her (non existent) aura. Try very hard not to touch it, you will occasionally brush up against it by accident. See what happens.
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Alice Brogglestetch - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 07:02:48 EST ID:0SS8OfYe No.100191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WATCH AMATEUR MASTURBATION VIDEOS


Inappropriate Erections by Ebenezer Wimmerpare - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 22:56:07 EST ID:AIIyQX4s No.100177 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It took me a very long time for me to decide to share this, even though this is an internet board.

Basically I get inappropriate erections very easily (and frequently) from seriously fucked up stuff. I hate it.

E.g. Hugging certain family members, even young ones, or even seeing my ex girlfriend cry did start one (that last one with precum too).

I am not even attracted to children or to the other people who provoked them. I have no fantasy of that shit. I fap to adult women and never have I been tempted to try something else.

Yet I am plagued with these uncontrollable erections and it makes me feel absolutely horrible. I want to remain single for this very reason. I feel like a freak.

About getting hard when my ex-gf was crying, maybe it was because I expected sex after the fight was over. I saw that as extremely fucked up, selfish, and exposing a complete lack of empathy from my part.

I don't know what to do. It's not like you can fix something like that, right?

I never abused anyone and I hate going through this.
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Henry Duttingkeg - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 05:07:08 EST ID:mUkiWVRi No.100181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100177
you're a boy, it's normal
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Phoebe Blucklelone - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 10:00:52 EST ID:/x3V5e/q No.100182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100177
How often do you masturbate and what is your sleep pattern like?

If I am short on sleep or it's been more than 2 or 3 days since I last fucked or choked one out my penis has a mind of it's own. More the lack of sleep actually, my penis gets a full mind of its own then.
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Lillian Daffingwill - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:19:21 EST ID:qF4XXlgR No.100183 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100177
this is a physiological problem and you are assuming it is psychological / sexual. See a doctor about it (assuming you are past the age where this is normal, puberty)

Try wearing thicker trousers or underwear in the meantime.
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Charlotte Channinglock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 20:10:27 EST ID:AIIyQX4s No.100186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>100181
>you're a boy, it's normal
I turned 30 recently. :(

>>100183
>this is a physiological problem and you are assuming it is psychological / sexual
I hope it is. Because it really makes me feel like a bad person. I'm mentally unstable enough as it is.

Take for example my 10 year old cousin. I love her so much. I would literally die for her, no joke, just take me. The other day she hugs me so tight and doesn't want to let go because she had to leave and wanted to stay with me. That was such a heartwarming, truly genuine act of love, the kind I cherish. It was beautiful. But then, my penis starts moving. What the fuck man. Like, really? Am I attracted right now? Feels so fucking wrong.

I feel like a pedo towards one of the persons I love the most on the planet. These kinds of things make me feel AWFUL. I hate myself.

>>100182
>what is your sleep pattern like?
My sleeping habits are all over the place. I've been trying to fix it but I have terrible insomnia due to severe anxiety I can't manage. I try not to abuse it but I do have to rely on Xanax (daily). So often times I'll stay in bed until mid to late afternoon. Even then I don't get enough sleep and am constantly sleep deprived. Bad nightmares, terrors, etc.
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