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Pissing in art by Oernaments Trixie - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 11:08:02 EST ID:Hzgn/neG No.100077 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we get a
pissing in the history of art
thread going?
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Hugh Shittingham - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 17:47:47 EST ID:yDbGB5n8 No.100084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Phineas Drupperfoot - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 22:51:39 EST ID:XyaRetJV No.100105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I peed on a girl before. I think?
Emma Pittridge - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 05:41:33 EST ID:xXFUhtA4 No.100112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you just have to know how to ask wikimedia, and send jimmy wales three dollars
Walter Nicklefield - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 11:31:02 EST ID:Ytg34r7n No.100113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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oui oui
Polly Callydodge - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 13:09:46 EST ID:8OJMaJEC No.100114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i'll scour the earth for a physical copy of OP's pic, god damn it

Chastity by Rebecca Bruddlewater - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 01:57:01 EST ID:yCSul36E No.100111 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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any chance anyone knows the brand of chastity device here or similar?

also chastity general

Protip: dont buy any chastity devices that are 2 seperate pieces of plastic together with the seam along the shaft of your cock, over time it will inevitably split and trust me it hurts when it clamps onto your skin. waste of cash hence the thread

Sexual compatibility and relationships by blah - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 10:11:58 EST ID:FpUomoa2 No.100036 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How much of a role do you feel sexual compatibility plays in a relationship? I am a 28 year old guy and I've been seeing/dating a 22 year old girl for the last 9 months. I've got a pretty average size penis. 6 in length and about 5.25 in girth at my base and 5in through the shaft. So I can satisfy most girls. But with this girl I could tell right away after the first few times sleeping together that she had been with guys much, much bigger than me in size. And I know lots of people like to say that bigger dicks won't ruin or permanently stretch a vagina but i am a very firm disbeliever of that because i've seen it firsthand. Like this girl told me that was the case.

Anyways, we still have had pretty great sex. Its always been good for me and i always go down on her and make her have a clitoral orgasm and then fuck her and give her 1 or 2 vaginal (g spot) orgams. But I could always tell that I wasn't really like blowing her mind. Theres been a few times after sex where her eyes start to water and thats when i know she has had a really good orgasm, but she told me i've only done that to her like 3 times. in 9 months...

So now we are 9 months into this and we both have strong feelings for each other but we fight a lot and have been very on and off. she told me last night that a couple weeks ago on a night where she bailed on hanging out with me, that she had ended up sleeping with someone else. I made her tell me in detail and she told me that he had a much thicker dick than me and he made her come two times when they fucked. and that the orgasms were the strong kind that made her eyes water.

I guess what im getting at is this... Obviously this doesnt sound like a healthy relationship. But should I have just quit while I was ahead earlier in the relationship? Was it just a lost cause? If it bothers me that much to be fucking a girl with a looser vagina should I just opt out next time? or keep it casual? Like what guy would want to be with, or spend their life with, a woman who they couldnt truly satisfy? Like always knowing there were other guys who gave her really great orgasms/pleasure and knowing you wont even come close to that. Are there guys here…
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blah - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 16:15:00 EST ID:FpUomoa2 No.100045 Ignore Report Quick Reply

thanks.. i needed that. this whole thing has been super toxic and i think i just need to find a 'nice' girl. and i hate to put it like that. i hate the way our society puts things. but at the same time i dont want to be with a girl who is a 'whore' or 'flirty' and who i have any doubts of her intentions or any doubts that i can trust her. i hope i can find and just try being with a 'normal' partner for a while...
Fanny Gublingheck - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 09:15:09 EST ID:klyPN4Hg No.100048 Ignore Report Quick Reply

So do you ever miss sex with past lovers who were more orgasmic or had bigger dicks?
Nigel Sallerwodge - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 14:28:37 EST ID:jQk/SBpP No.100062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Remember, people can't be neatly put into two groups so it's not so much a "nice" girl as one who's just a bit less like the current one.

Also a lot of sexual pleasure is mental and I've heard lots of women say average sized dicks are better because the guys try harder. I think if she gets hung up on the size of the dick she'll never enjoy it as much. it's not that she's flirty and promiscuous, it's that she's petty, untrustworthy and probably insecure hence the seeking validation, she is definitely unreliable and probably a bit shallow (but maybe it's just the fixation on dicks, or maybe she just said it to upset you which is even worse). There's nothing wrong objectively (though for a lot of partners there is a lot wrong subjectively) with promiscuous or flirty girls (because that doesn't stop them being honest, faithful within the terms of your relationship or kind), however this girl is nasty.
George Mommlecocke - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:38:25 EST ID:zM5LnxwQ No.100075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do be careful though, problem is that it's hard to know who the whores are, whether man-whores or woman-whores. For example, someone might have had a lot of partners and be quite kinky but still not ever be capable of cheating.

Then you might meet someone who has had very few or zero partners but some day she falls for some guy just because he called her beautiful the day after the two of you had had a fight and she is so innocent as to think that is romantic, and she cheats and yeah, then she is a whore.

I am not saying this to make you suspicious of everyone I'm saying it so you'll know that this mormon idea of what makes someone a whore does not necessarily correlate with infidelity.

I'll tell you what I did with men and hopefully this works the same for both genders. You want someone who is horrified by the idea of cheating. If people cheat on TV your partner should have no sympathy with them, regardless of the situation. You want someone who is absolutely distraught by the statistic that 70% of men and women would cheat on their partners if they knew no one would find out. You want someone who says that they wouldn't forgive you if you cheated... but not someone who says they would murder you, or someone who reads your phone messages when you are out.

You also want someone who, regardless of the number of partners they have had, is not easily seduced by you in the early stages of the relationship. You don't want someone whose brain switches off when someone touches her nipples, like I don't want someone whose brain switches off when someone rubs his crotch. Ideally, once the two of you are intimate the person WILL be easy for YOU to seduce b... but that's the risk!

>So do you ever miss sex with past lovers who were more orgasmic or had bigger dicks?
Maybe at the very beginning things like that may have crossed my mind maybe.. but I can't imagine ever being with anyone else now, so it's not possible to miss that because the idea that I was ever with anyone else is so strange and alien to me. It's like an alien implanted a memory of me fucking a giraffe. I might remember orgasming but there is just NO appeal.
Jenny Snodson - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 06:54:58 EST ID:Tv/BEJO3 No.100080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stop sleeping with her. It will only make moving on more difficult since you're still getting that oxytocin boost from her(and she doesn't deserve it anyway). All-in-all she seems incredibly immature, selfish, and cruel. My advice would be to stay single for a little bit so you have some time to heal. Also, you have an average dick size. Don't sweat it. You also seem to mostly have a reasonable perspective on sex, such as you said you don't want to slut-shame.

>>100062 and >>100075 seem to know what they're talking about. Good luck, brother.

Holding your genitals when sick (with the flu etc) by Intrigate Gorillu - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 16:39:58 EST ID:e9wcGr+Y No.100063 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Am I the only one who fondles his genitals when sick?

Caught the flu
and I do this everytime when I am sick with fever.

I like to fondle my genitals.
Too sick to orgasm, but I like to just hold my balls and my dick with my hands while lying down in my bed.

Do women do this too?
Cyril Snodgold - Tue, 26 Sep 2017 14:36:45 EST ID:wFJOTriD No.100066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes a cushion between the legs

Preferences: Solo vs partner by Nell Mankintug - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 17:44:54 EST ID:PnhjQ/9o No.100064 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you masturbate to the same qualities that you find attractive in a partner?

Like for example, I basically only masturbate to huge tittied hairless girls. But in real life, I prefer girls a thick ass, a hairy pussy, and medium breasts.

Is this common?
Shitting Turveyridge - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 06:17:56 EST ID:aGBwdIiV No.100065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've never thought about that. I don't really have a preference of girls, I like all kinds of girls as long as they're not too ugly. Thick, slim, short, tall, hairy, shaved, big titted, flat chested, penis, vagina, you name it. But I jerk off to women I deem perfect, porn isn't same as partners.
George Mommlecocke - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 13:20:44 EST ID:zM5LnxwQ No.100074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
and what is perfect then?

I watch women, I date men.

Dick not working by Martin Brookham - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:55:03 EST ID:Vkgl7Zap No.100051 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm a 22 year old male with a healthy life and once in a blue moon my dick will just magically not fucking work. Even if my brain is saying YES my dick is like "Dehhhhh." There's nothing more humiliating as a man than having your erection take a vacation at the worst possible time and there's nothing you can do about it. It is so embarrassing that whenever it does HAPPEN I often want to cry alone as a grown ass man. Not to mention the female things you're not masculine/she's ugly/you're a nervous wreck when non of the above are true.

Tl;dr, make me fail better and post dick failure stories so I don't fucking kill myself.
Ian Serrybanks - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 19:53:58 EST ID:8ok+KgnP No.100061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hey you posted in my thread so

>the female thinks you're not masculine/she's ugly/you're a nervous wreck when none of the above are true

That last one is most likely true. you might not feel super nervous but the reason your dick won't work is because you're over thinking the situation and doubting yourself. I've had a few days to reflect on my situation and decided I just need to try again in a less frantic or unexpected scenario, also like another guy said try talking about it, so instead of apologising and giving up try saying 'why don't we try X?'

i wish you luck, I guess the key here is don't panic and give up because it won't go up, just try some foreplay and relax

low sex drive by Molly Blackshaw - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 10:02:25 EST ID:8ok+KgnP No.100029 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so I'll keep the /qq/ part short, basically the love of my life (lol) recently came home from uni for a weekend and after a few drinks broke down crying and confessed her love for me. whether or not she was being totally genuine/whether i should pursue a relationship is another issue, the problem here is that later on i found myself in her house fumbling around nervous as fuck unable to get an erection while she begged me to fuck her and having to say 'sorry, i want to but i'm too drunk + a nervous wreck'

now while i was VERY drunk and nerves played a big part in my failure because i never get laid let alone with the girl of my dreams, i feel like there's also an underlying issue of low sex drive or low testosterone making me to much of a pussy to get my damn dick wet. what are some things i can do to give me more of a drive and natural confidence?

i'm trying
>no porn
>only masturbating when horny as fuck

is there anything i should be eating? supplements etc? things to avoid?

regardless of whether this thing works out for me, i want to have the drive and confidence to get laid at some point in my lonely life lol
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Emma Bammlechedging - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 10:51:11 EST ID:L4j+1vSn No.100039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No. Lol
Polly Grimbanks - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 11:45:26 EST ID:Tg2Mtxgc No.100040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes it is.
Emma Bammlechedging - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 11:50:23 EST ID:L4j+1vSn No.100041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In your shithole maybe seppo cunt
Matilda Gemmersut - Fri, 22 Sep 2017 19:38:08 EST ID:UganRmo5 No.100050 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Giving head pretty much always always always means sucking dick. Only in rare circumstances where it has already been acknowledged that you are referring to giving head as licking pussy is it socially acceptable, where I live, to say giving head.

Eating pussy has always been, eating out, eating a girl out, or eating pussy. The first time I heard somebody use giving head to refer to eating pussy I was like, "wtf?"
Martin Brookham - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 00:58:06 EST ID:Vkgl7Zap No.100052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP I literally just posted a related thread, but my issue is not very common for me. (I mean, at least I hope it stays that way... o_o) Fuck man, maybe it's the deadly male 20's... Men lose it and women become sex crazy.

(up the butt = best) = problem? by James Hollerfuck - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 21:45:10 EST ID:fga74s10 No.99889 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm a dude and and for the most part straight(I could bang a dude but couldn't hold a relationship with one), but I enjoy getting fucked/any kind of butt stuff more than actually using my dick and fucking.
I don't think it always physically feels better than normal sex/jerking off, but the psychological act/feeling of submission on top of the fact that I do enjoy it A LOT means that I would quite reliably choose it over normal sex every time.
I'm a fairly effeminate guy and I feel like I've been very lucky with the girls I've been with as its not been a problem yet, but I've been single for a while now so the insecurity about this kind of stuff is creeping back

I suppose it seems odd to do an "is it normal" thread about this because I know its not normal per se, but i guess i'm just asking if this is something people think is fucked up or if I'm worrying about it too much? although I imagine the answer will probably lay somewhere in between
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Eugene Fishnedging - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 22:35:48 EST ID:LDUn7N/p No.99989 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I'm a dude and and for the most part straight
>I enjoy getting fucked/any kind of butt stuff more than actually using my dick and fucking.
>I'm a fairly effeminate guy
>I would quite reliably choose it over normal sex every time.

To answer your question OP. Your off the normal chart and are full blown gay mang. If you like getting fucked by another dude per say, you are full blow gay.
Fucking Bruckletare - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 09:39:24 EST ID:x0arp+VJ No.99990 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Goddamn the people in this thread. Never read so much about faggots in denial in such a short thread.
Harry Harrison - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 14:36:48 EST ID:/PAq8V6C No.99992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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U gay
test gfgdf - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 17:59:01 EST ID:KhHz0+dH No.100007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Only been peggerd by some 9" strapon, my cousin mentioned hat gy ho mastubated on webcam. Started a talk with him and my gf just said "wow, he gonnadominate you so hard", Sadly all we did was was doing handjobs, sucking, sharingg(gf if alot more "fuck him you got the bigger cock". I kinda hope I find a new one soon
Hedda Grandspear - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 08:25:06 EST ID:/arPx6cO No.100034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It is normal but you aren't completely heterosexual if you want to get penetrated by a dick.

Do girl like their asses smelt? by Archie Tootville - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 01:06:23 EST ID:Omz8XrMS No.99760 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have this fetish since teenager, i see some girls and i wish i coul smell their asses, imagining a facesit turn me on a lot... but does that turn on girls also?
Betsy Bovingville - Tue, 20 Jun 2017 16:11:59 EST ID:Tg2Mtxgc No.99764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is a big fetish for me also, if you can help the girl feel confident about her ass it can be a turn on for them too if you are sweet with them, letting them know you appreciate and admire their entire body. Start off by just complementing their butt, see if they will shake it for you or twerk. If you like eating pussy girls love that. If they like that ask if they are comfortable with sitting on your face, while you lick them. Tell them the pussy tastes and smell good that everything about them is nice and sweet. They may ask if you want to smell their ass too. Just communicate with your partner(s). If they are understanding express to them why you want to smell their ass.
Augustus Bucklesetch - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 15:38:28 EST ID:RQ1yKxt/ No.99768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Guy who loves sniffing girl's asses here. Definitely what
>>99764 said, start off slow. Don't just pitch sniffing a girl's ass right off the bat, it's a hard sell especially if they aren't very kinky. Face sitting is ultimately pretty degrading for whoever is getting sat on and a lot of women don't typically take the dominant role very often in my experience. I wouldn't even say, "Hey can I sniff your butthole?", just get them comfortable enough with you to sit on your face and then sniff away.
Frederick Borryfoot - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 07:55:53 EST ID:Tg2Mtxgc No.100003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Its interesting, I don't really think of a girl face sitting me as being demeaning or her dominating, Women are generally mean to me in daily life so when I find one that likes me I prefer her to be sweet and accommodating, roleplay letting me command her to spread her cheeks for me
Is it rare for guys who like sub women to enjoy face sitting? I love ordering a girl to squat on me while we 69.

Fucklicking by Cedric Clannerdurk - Thu, 14 Sep 2017 21:47:21 EST ID:BWjjtyn5 No.100012 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay is a guy eating out a chick while another guy fucks her?
Fucking Tootcocke - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 06:36:07 EST ID:94kNv03r No.100018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People like you worrying about such "gay" stuff should just take it up their ass, finally make sure they're gay and call it a day.
>on a scale of 0 to 10 how gay it is to watch men eating sandwiches while driving to work?
This is how you sound.
Just fucking do whatever makes you nice you poser scum.
Hannah Drullerwidge - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 20:51:42 EST ID:BWjjtyn5 No.100021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fair point.

Buttsecks by Angus Surringworth - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 11:00:08 EST ID:OUfYhufU No.99983 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Guys, I'm addicted to ass.

Love fucking girls in the ass.

However, it's to the point that it's the only thing I want, and I feel really fucking weird about it. I mean, I can cum from pussy, but I always just want her ass. Been like this for.. over a decade now.

Never tried a guy, but I know I'm not physically attracted to them.

Part power game, part trust game, part wrong/dirty/filthy, part anti-catholicism.

Shit turns me on like no other.

So is this weird or what? Because I feel weird. Am I alone on this board?
Martin Hunninghene - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 11:06:26 EST ID:eALdNFcT No.99984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't think it's weird at all, I love asses too. The only time when I don't like them is when it gets dirty, unless I'm super horny which I don't mind then.
Nothing strange about it at all, there are far weirder fetishes out there than the old fashioned anal.
Eugene Gibblechig - Thu, 07 Sep 2017 15:44:36 EST ID:4WrE03iO No.99987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just date a cute trans girl
Doris Turveybanks - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 16:26:05 EST ID:Tg2Mtxgc No.100020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think I am Gulaanosexual, I like oral sex but I love asses, I love eating a woman's pussy and smelling their asses, if she doesn't want to try anal, I am happy if she lets me fuck her ass crack and ejaculate on her asshole. I like pussy but my last gf was really self conscious about her labia being asymmetrical and she always had problems with lubrication and arousal. I dated a trans boy for a few months but he was like a masculine girl, I don't know if I am bi I don't like male genitals, but he loved it when I played with his ass. I have really bad depression and I never want to have kids even when I have vaginal sex with a condom and birth control I get really anxious. I was abused by my first girlfriend in high school, she forced me to have sex with her and tried to extort money out of me because she new I fantasized about anal with her. I sometimes worry that I like the idea of anal so much because I know I have bad DNA and shouldn't have children. I also feel like it is something someone would do just to please me. I love eating pussy and ass but I feel like women I have been with don't really care about my pleasure and I try my best to fulfil their fantasies. I think its kind of hypocritical for women to cheer gay men at pride parades for having anal sex but then condemning men for wanting anal with women.

Sex Doll by David Sunnermeck - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 21:46:31 EST ID:sXZq0ac4 No.99997 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anybody here have a sex doll? Are they worth it? Share your stories and some pics and whatnot.
Edward Dubblegold - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 23:07:09 EST ID:b25KOwaW No.99998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Never thought about one before. That one in your pic must be pretty expensive but god damn I'd fuck it tbh.
Betsy Nendlesturk - Wed, 13 Sep 2017 15:26:28 EST ID:JISgJdM/ No.100005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lmao her face

"the things.. i've... seen..."

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