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I come to you with a /kinky/ question by Matilda Brurrysore - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 21:13:10 EST ID:MN1PpQ+n No.99353 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been on a couple of dates with this girl. She's very smart and high intensity. She recently told me she is into bdsm and identifies as a Brat. Now, I did go with a kinky girl before, but she was straight up submissive. I didn't really enjoy that aspect so we just kept it vanilla until she dumped me. But this bratty girl has my head spinning.

Any advice or experience taming a brat? What are some of your favorite strategies or even common ones that I can employ to insure that I not only tame this brat but that I can make her my girlfriend exploring the bdsm as basically a cruise missile to relationship status.
Oliver Civingdale - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 19:33:53 EST ID:eX/gyKsb No.99356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anal. Brats need an ass dicking. They'll thank you for it.
Jack Gipperpad - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 04:14:54 EST ID:E99Lg5MM No.99357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>she is into bdsm and identifies as a Brat.
My ex use to be into that and called refereed to herself as a brat once but I didn't think the two had anything to do with each other.

Choke her and smack her around i guess
Edwin Wullyville - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 09:17:24 EST ID:MN1PpQ+n No.99359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She said she doesn't like anal (not my fave activity either). Maybe she was just telling a lil fib like the brat she is. We shall see.

>Choke her and smack her around i guess
Done and done.
Edwin Sondlemeg - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 09:54:03 EST ID:dKeOI5cG No.99360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ask her what she wants

And don't try to force a relationship, if things work out that way they will, and if not oh well
Lillian Worthingham - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 14:39:49 EST ID:K4VMzh5i No.99485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Forget whatever sexual dynamics are in your head and become her father figure. She doesn't know anything and needs to be guided.

Dress her up too, and tell her what to wear.

Can't cum from bj by Alice Goodhood - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 14:32:52 EST ID:OUfYhufU No.99469 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys,

Never thought it was an issue before, but maybe it is.

I can't cum from blow jobs. I guess what I mean is, I can, but only have once, and I really had to concentrate on it; took her 30 minutes (she just needed it to happen once to prove she could I imagine).

That happened when I was like, 18-19. Nowadays, I can get my dick sucked all day and enjoy myself, but just really can't cum.

Anyone else have that problem?
Walter Turveyhall - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 15:18:31 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Many men do.
Or is it the women who have the problem?
Wesley Honeyhood - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 08:28:41 EST ID:impofQkI No.99476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I never ever cum from blowjobs either. I just let the lady suck me off for a while until I want to cum in her mouth, at which point I just fap off for a bit until I'm approaching orgasm, then I let her finish me off. Feels goooood man. I love staring at my girlfriend's big tits while I feel the cum rushing up my veiny erect cock.

Fuck, I'm getting hard now.
Barnaby Bunshit - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 14:54:01 EST ID:LCb2rWn4 No.99478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Me too
Nicholas Sussletack - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 16:14:02 EST ID:W754e8U2 No.99482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
me too
John Haffingfield - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 23:02:28 EST ID:FyJYFT2m No.99483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to have that problem, but my current partner will literally blow me 2 hours if it takes that long. Eventually I started cumming in 30-45 mins if I want to.

dixie kong by Charlotte Bicklefot - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 15:33:09 EST ID:W2SirbI1 No.99464 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Am I a pedo if I find dixie kong sexy? I mean, she looks like a kid... But she is not real.
James Snodridge - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 16:16:20 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99465 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Just make this your anthem.
Graham Mummerkud - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 18:45:21 EST ID:sYdqx0Pj No.99467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't think I'm alone when I say that dora the explorer is konda hot.

I hate modern filthy frank, but this song is very nice. I don't know why filthy frank is always talking in his gutural voice now, it has become kind of annoying. His voice was not very gutural in beggining of his filthy carrer, and it was much better.

Sex by Priscilla Grimshit - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 09:47:12 EST ID:bU8VrVx+ No.99410 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've tried sex now and it's really nice but also very tiring and it's not even better than anime, especially considering how expensive it is.
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Shit Duzzlepog - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 06:51:17 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Even the cute anime isn't only good. I can get sad by getting reminded of what I'm missing out on in life.
Phyllis Brozzleworth - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 11:28:16 EST ID:WQLpgtWI No.99448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>sex with prostitutes
well there's your problem, sex tends to be less enjoyable when you're doing it with someone you don't even have feelings for
Nathaniel Grandridge - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 06:01:58 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did it with a non-prostitute later too, it was a lot better but still mostly tiring and I scratched all my mosquito bites against the sheets and my dong had some pain occasionally.

Also I haven't been able to wank since we parted, we were both very sad after spending all week together, having sex, cuddling, kissing and doing fun stuff.
Now I'm a bit high so maybe I could do it now but I'd probably just get sad.
Charlotte Crugglesat - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 21:41:11 EST ID:F6Ars0NK No.99458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel like you've got to be doing something wrong if its making you both feel bad. Maybe you just need to get more comfortable with the person you're having sex with?

I mean sure, your anime will always be there for you. But lets be honest don't you want to feel good about another person? Anime just isn't enough.

Not that sex is everything for everyone. But connection is important. You need other people more than you need anime.
Nathaniel Binnerson - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 16:25:59 EST ID:erP7Fl54 No.99459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>you need other people than you need anime

What? No we don't. Maybe you do. I don't.

How long before sex to jack-off? by Wesley Goodstone - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 01:35:01 EST ID:N+ET4FTa No.99450 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Just ended a 2 year long relationship with sex almost every day, managed to find a rebound fuck really quick.

I haven't had sex for about a month since the break up, and I can feel that some unwanted sensitivity is coming back to my dick.

I've got a date on Friday that is %100 guaranteed to end in sex (it's with a girl who was sweating my balls all throughout high school, we haven't seen each other in 5 years or so and she has heavily hinted that she wants to get fucked).

I just want to make sure I don't nut too early. What is the optimal time to beat it before I meet her? The day before? The day of? I just don't want to have jacked off so soon that I won't be able to get it up or something, but I want to make sure I will last long enough. For some reason I find that condoms make me cum faster, so that won't really work to reduce the sensation.

We will be meeting at a bar, so I'll have had probably about 1/2 a Bud Light or something before sex happens (been a while since I've had sex with any booze in my system. Is 1/2 a lite beer enough to screw things up for me?)

>TL;DR How to not cum super fast after not having sex for a month or so.
Caroline Fickledale - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 05:02:17 EST ID:Vm7TGN8R No.99451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I find frequent masturbation makes you last longer during sex. I masturbate frequently in addition to having regular sex with my girlfriend. Need to find the perfect balance though - too much masturbation and it will kill your sex drive.
Caroline Fickledale - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 05:07:01 EST ID:Vm7TGN8R No.99453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But with regards as to when you should beat it, I would say jerk it off twice the day before. Or perhaps the night before, and then the morning of meeting her. That's what I would do personally, and having done that, I would have no fear of cumming early.
Betsy Fuckingfuck - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 14:18:24 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>We will be meeting at a bar, so I'll have had probably about 1/2 a Bud Light or something before sex happens

Half a Bud Light!
What a badass!

Swinger Club Experiences by Phineas Shittingdock - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 00:26:22 EST ID:tHZU+hV+ No.99403 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My girlfriend and I are going to a kink-friendly swingers club next weekend at her request. This will be the first time for either of us to go to something public like this, so we're both unsure of what to expect. Neither of us are strangers to kink; she pegs me fairly often, we choke each other, bondage, all the usual shit.

What have been some of everyones first experiences at a swingers club been like?
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Graham Heggleway - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 17:28:50 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Went once with my GF out of curiosity.
It was awful.
People were pushy and they allowed single guys in.
Benst Gerriatrix - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 05:29:14 EST ID:EUBTerW5 No.99422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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it allways amazes me, how people can be so stupid and think a "threesome" with another guy / girl will fix anything.
Are you really this dense?

Your girlfriend made it clear she want to have sex with another guy / girl beside you.

Can't wait to see another thread about
"does she enjoy other dicks more then mine?"
Jack Trotdale - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 17:09:44 EST ID:Omw6/9L4 No.99428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Conversely, OP can get some strange snatch too.
Shitting Murdwater - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 20:46:56 EST ID:tHZU+hV+ No.99429 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Well, we went, and there wasn't other dudes pounding the fuck out of my GF. So I won't be whining anytime about her liking other cocks more than mine She ended up playing with a younger girl who dominated my GF. She ended up getting quite into it.

Discussion afterwards resulted in her saying she liked the exhibitionist side of it more than anything. Now, we are planning on going to ANOTHER club, this time to fuck each other while others watch.

The place was odd though; some single dudes (thought one was just tying himself up and suspending himself for shits and giggles, that was cool), quite a number of hambeasts, etc. I actually got approached far more than my gf; which I attribute to being a "pretty boy"

My only complaint is the god-awful music. Is that a god damn thing? Like, I get club music at shit bars downtown, but at a swingers club? They fucking mixed Call Me Maybe with a song off of Perfect Hate Machine. Who the fuck is that sick??
Simon Murdwill - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 21:41:11 EST ID:HlvCRiSe No.99447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP is a stallion

being fingered in the ass/ass licked by Nigel Chummerbanks - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 22:24:41 EST ID:T3mM+3y3 No.99438 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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guys, who else enjoy being fingered in the ass and lick some ass?

im kinda obsessed with my girlfriend ass, i can't do sex withou licking my girlfriend ass and i always to try penetrate too, but now that im enjoying some fingers i know that'[s not easy everyday, for those who practice a lot, any tips do enjoy it more?

i always have my ass clean so she can feel comfortable if she wants to lick but no success yet, just fingers, i'm almost at the point to ask her to do it, any ideas on how to aproach?
James Bunwater - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 23:55:13 EST ID:FyJYFT2m No.99443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would keep up getting her to finger you. After a while of this, I figure she'll be comfortable licking it, if you ask nicely. Can confirm rimjobs feel fantastic.
Simon Murdwill - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 21:33:45 EST ID:HlvCRiSe No.99446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My gf licks my ass, soooo goooooood

>no homo

How do I stimulate my sexuality? by Simon Bardfuck - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 19:03:22 EST ID:6yd5j1Rr No.99177 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been with my boyfriend for almost 10 years (started dating at 16). My boyfriend has what I consider to be a normal sex drive.... and I don't. When we first started dating we'd have sex every day, as much as possible. I was a virgin and we spent a lot of time exploring. I wouldn't say I'm bored with our sex, but I only feel like having sex once every 2 weeks and he wants to have sex probably every other day (hard to measure). I definitely still find him attractive and love him.

Not really sure how to stimulate my sexuality. The closest thing I've done to exploring is fool around with another girl while he was in the room. He really enjoyed it, but I was really confused for a long time after. I wasn't raised religious or anything but felt weird about doing things like that with someone I didn't love.

Lately he really wants to have a threesome or some version of it, and I'm pretty opposed to the idea. I feel like I could never be comfortable in that kind of situation again. I worry if I did if once to make him happy he'd want more.

I can't explain it, but I have this weird knee-jerk reaction to sex (that's not ours). I've been in situations twice where I could hear others having sex and my reaction is to feel really horrified and disgusted. I hate that I'm such a prude!

I love my boyfriend, but can't ask him to spend the rest of his life missing out. I wouldn't feel comfortable marrying him until I was sure that he's sexuality was satisfied.

I'm a 25 yo female who is slightly bicurios.

tldr: How do I stop being super prude and satisfy by boyfriend sexually?

Anyone experienced something similar and have suggestions?
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Betsy Faddledock - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 18:14:51 EST ID:9fXIqq/6 No.99209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
damn this is why women peak at 18. Raging teen hormones make them horny as fuck. And willing to try anything unlike prude older women
Rebecca Brebbletick - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 00:10:18 EST ID:lAfeMkaO No.99210 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You aren't too bright, are you?
Hamilton Cabberbat - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 04:11:11 EST ID:nC18yUiV No.99277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
try to use different kinds of erectile dysfunction meds (i.e. https://viagrabit.com/tadalafil-reviews/ ), they will improve your libido and make your sex life great
Phineas Chandleworth - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 09:21:40 EST ID:tXpgU1TR No.99440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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amphetamines. youll fuck his brains out if you take amphetamines
James Bunwater - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 23:52:35 EST ID:FyJYFT2m No.99442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fucking hilarious.
Maybe try just doing new stuff? I find if I do the same sexual stuff often, I literally get bored. dildos are fun .

sex with escorts by Edwin Hudgetut - Thu, 15 Dec 2016 21:41:43 EST ID:FkDElUGk No.98948 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Would going to regularly see escorts cure my autism and make me generally more comfortable with women?

Would it make me slightly more attractive to women? They wouldn't know I've banged a bunch of escorts, but since I'll have had sex with 9's, women and sex probably wouldn't phase me nearly as much and women don't like guys who are desperate or nervous etc. Plus I won't awkwardly flail around in bed because I'll have gone through some motions and know what to expect.

Also, I might like to try a TS hooker because I wanna suck a dick and bang it's ass, anybody have experience with this? Is it worth satisfying a curiosity?
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Hert Zillinfd - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:48:51 EST ID:EUBTerW5 No.99414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>thinks hookers and "escorts" (hookers with a littlebit more social skills) are a real representation of women out there

sure buddy,
its not all about the money... LOL!

you mean fake orgasms, fake smile, fake breasts and fake social interactions?
David Doddlebanks - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 11:02:19 EST ID:wG0sCAbR No.99417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It won't "cure autism" certainly.

But, honestly going to a professional to help you work through some things can be a really positive experience. You're definitely not alone, or the first.

Source: am a tranny hooker. although my pronouns are she/her/hers not it/its.
Ebenezer Snodbury - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 16:54:08 EST ID:7HPXrpex No.99418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>regularly see escorts
I wouldn't recommend doing that for a few reasons. First you'll be accustomed to having sex every time you're with a woman. Second it's expensive of course the cost of dating can be more expensive than seeing an escort(s) a few times a month. However the nuances of relationships and the dynamic of having a stable healthy relationship can be beneficial. I know guys who have to spend money on their girlfriend from time to time but if she's a decent chick who makes her own way and isn't a deadbeat she often will help him out financially if he needs it, especially in a pinch.

I'm not going to tell you that you're attitude is unhealthy. Just focus on yourself and improving your own life and you'll find a good girl. She may not be "dime piece" but she'll give up the pussy and take care of you if you treat her right.

>I might like to try a TS hooker because I wanna suck a dick and bang it's ass, anybody have experience with this? Is it worth satisfying a curiosity?

I mean go for it if you really have the urge but it's not exactly in good form to pay somebody for the purposes of sexual objectification. Especially if you want to be successful with women.

There are plenty of men who patronize escorts and spend a lot of money to get laid. But that's the only ass they get because they only know how to get it with money not because of their good traits and personality.

>Escorts are human women too if you didn't know.
I agree you can't treat an escort like shit. You'll get rejected and possibly get your shit rekt by who ever she has watching her back.
Phoebe Pubbledock - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 10:38:10 EST ID:fmUZ4yO+ No.99435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dunnoh, honestly, my first sexual experiences were with sex workers and it has definitely made me more comfortable around women, and I would say more attractive because of that confidence.

There is such a huge stigma against men with little sexual experience that it can be socially crippling. And if you embarrass yourself in front of a member of your social group, there can be social consequences. If you embarrass yourself in front of a massage parlor lady or an escort, they just think it's funny, and they won't go around telling people about how bad at sex you are.

I don't know though, my perspective might be skewed. My entire family is dead and I never had any friends, so I don't really know how being social works. I would suggest, yes, go get some handjobs from an older Asian woman and see how it works out for you.
Phoebe Pubbledock - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 10:40:02 EST ID:fmUZ4yO+ No.99436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>You can't treat an escort like shit

this 1000%

just be polite and all business, so far I've only had positive experiences with escorts

Straight/Not-Straight by Diaboli - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 22:33:37 EST ID:dCR2i3jG No.99412 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do y'all think it's ok for a Dom to also like to do kitten play? I am a hetero male and I dom for sure in my sexual relationship but I wonder what you guys think it means for me sexually to like to also to fantasize as a cat/Catboy

And no I'm not a furry and I don't like furry porn. Just putting that out there

Picture is me ofc
Cyril Goggletetch - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 05:27:39 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99416 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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As long as you're not, like, shoving live kittens up your butt it should be ok.
Nicholas Penningway - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 12:03:24 EST ID:aY60T0i0 No.99427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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would you just not be a catboy ever if someone on the internet decided it makes you gay?
Wesley Sadgelock - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 13:35:26 EST ID:AD0PwQ+m No.99432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In my opinion dominance and submission aren't mutually exclusive, I personally find both positions very exciting

Achieving distance by Molly Doshville - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 19:34:47 EST ID:/fowkZ7k No.98581 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whats the farthest distance youve ever blown a load? I jerked off earlier when i was high and i was looking at porn at the time but afterward i looked down and it landed like 10 inches away from my dick. My dick was more or less pointed straight at the ceiling so it mustve been at least a foot right? And the first blowjob i ever got it, i was drunk, but im pretty sure it went like a foot amd a half
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Fucking Turveyworth - Tue, 22 Nov 2016 14:46:59 EST ID:A/tt+GEP No.98803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Yfw it won't wash off
Betsy Drellerdale - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 03:30:28 EST ID:268zlMBE No.98808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think it would be a travesty to deprive the next tenant of my rendition of Jackson Pollock in white-on-white.
Eliza Pollyspear - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 21:58:18 EST ID:eL40POlJ No.98816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cornelius Brevinghane - Sat, 03 Dec 2016 12:31:04 EST ID:CuEZx1Fi No.98860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been known to accidentally shoot myself in the face when receiving a hand job. Good 2 feet?
Augustus Wollerdale - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 06:00:48 EST ID:mYZqwEWc No.99431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I jack it in the shower and I have shot from standing opposite of the showerhead to the other end, sooooo 2 - 5 feet tbh

Pouring beer on a pussy by Caroline Fuffinglet - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 15:03:06 EST ID:FkDElUGk No.99395 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How can I convince a gf to let me pour beer all over her pussy? I like eating chicks out but sometimes the taste just ain't right. However if I could pour beer on it, then it might taste good like beer. But I imagine that's not attractive, and it'd have to be a warm beer. Any advice?
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Eugene Clashlock - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 15:37:54 EST ID:yV2qx/j8 No.99400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What a waste of beer.
William Crummleseck - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:38:00 EST ID:dKeOI5cG No.99401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pussy tastes much better than beer
Ernest Grimdale - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 00:33:45 EST ID:01b66jkj No.99413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
its better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
Samuel Gangerpodge - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 03:29:19 EST ID:xFFv+jkH No.99421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Use a beer in a bottle, shove it in and make sure to get a tight seal and then shake it a little. Kind of like how you properly drink a beer in a bottle.
Nell Gillyhall - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 11:54:54 EST ID:XfkUtMFc No.99425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reminds me of an old joke.

A man and his girlfriend are in a pub. He goes to the toilet, and when he comes back she looks shaken up. "What's the matter?" he says to her

She points at another man across the bar, and says "When you were in the toilet, that man came over to me and said I have a nice pair of tits."

He boyfriend stands back up and says "I'll kill him!"

She continues "And he said he wants to cover my arse with whipped cream then lick it off!"

Her boyfriend takes off his coat and rolls up his shirt sleeves, getting ready to give the other man a good kicking.

Then she said "And he said he wanted to fill my cunt up with beer and then drink it all down!"

Her boyfriend suddenly puts his coat back on and sits down.
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