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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK by Nell Brannerridge - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 07:00:31 EST ID:eq+YR15Y No.99528 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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God damn /sex/, what the fuck. I've had rejections, I've had fuckups, I've had one girl just break off the sex right in the middle of it, but this... this is something I can't take.

My and this girl had been dancing around eachother for 5 fucking years. 5 years. We flirted so much, we sent eachother so many pics and we sexted so much but it never really happened for one reason. She moved away and got a boyfriend and we still kept in touch, then she finally breaks up with him and the first thing she wants to do is come see me.

It finally happened, we finally got there, everything was perfect. The kissing was amazing, the way she moved her body, her moans, how she touched me, the whole date was just perfect.

Then, then she bends over and sticks out her ass for me to pull her trousers off and holy, fucking, shit. Her pussy smelled so fucking bad, it's literally one of the top 3 worst things I've ever smelled in my fucking life. What the FUCK. My dick just died instantly, I couldn't help it, it was so deep and instinctual. But this girl, fuck this girl is so fucking beautiful, so fucking hot, when she spread her legs and I took off her panties I instantly got rock fucking hard again and went inside. But then, after a few pumps... I smelled it again.

"Oh... you're not as hard as I always imagined you'd be". I never had the heart to tell her and she still believes I just had ED with her.

This was like two months ago and it's still fucking with me. There's something fucking magical and special about this girl. We've always gotten along so naturally, so comfortably. There's a cuteness about her that is just insane, her body is perfect and the way she moves her body is fucking entrancing. And her pussy is literally the best looking pussy I've ever seen, holy fuck.

We were so fucking hot for eachother, we would have created a fucking black hole of pure sexual euphoria from how hard we wanted to fuck eachother. How is it possible that a universe exists that is just so retarded.

I can handle rejection, I can handle ED, I can handle PE, I can handle fuckups and freakouts, but this... it just fucks with my mind so much that everything was literal and absolute perfection, only for it to be ruined by something so fucking retarded.
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Hannah Blackshaw - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 05:35:12 EST ID:eq+YR15Y No.99575 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I know, that's what's killing me. I don't know how or why, but I can't bring myself to tell her. We shared pretty much everything about our sex lives and wants, down to the smallest insane details. I think about how to bring it to her so often but something in me just forces me to leave it and letting her think it was ED down my end instead of her smelling, so she can still feel confident about her sexiness. I don't know why.
Beatrice Bobbercocke - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 01:34:51 EST ID:dKeOI5cG No.99578 Ignore Report Quick Reply

If the roles were reversed, and you had a really smelly cock (you probably do since you're posting on 420chan), you'd want her to say something instead of just drying up for you every time
Ebenezer Sedgepudge - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 21:19:04 EST ID:cx0djmoj No.99582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
girls are more sensitive and shit. mine would def cry a bit. sucks to be you op
Beatrice Blythebury - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:31:37 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Get yourself a can of febreze and go in there and show her who's boss.
Basil Wattinghut - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 00:56:25 EST ID:xJEMBGIV No.99588 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Where to find dominant ladies? by Phoebe Pubbledock - Fri, 24 Mar 2017 10:44:49 EST ID:fmUZ4yO+ No.99437 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I tried back-page and craiglist, and I can't find any dominant women. I kind of just want to get slapped around and verbally abused by an older woman, but haven't had much luck yet. Where can I find one?

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Reuben Posslewill - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 13:05:59 EST ID:nD9NYTog No.99542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Tinder is filled with people just trying to get married and shit.

Wow, they totally missed the point of Tinder then....
Eliza Desslebut - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 08:00:17 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No one has ever gotten laid from those things
Archie Wullylotch - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 22:31:23 EST ID:MN1PpQ+n No.99548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're talking about just you right, because I sure has shit have.
Emma Grandridge - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 09:40:32 EST ID:Cl2oGbA0 No.99557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate people who use Tinder looking for their soulmates

it's about fucking, they are ruining it for everyone
Oliver Brarrybadge - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 23:43:46 EST ID:RA00vXyS No.99583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah I've slept with 4 women off tinder/okc (dated 1, so technically got laid 100's of times off tinder)

I feel intense pain when I ejaculate by Charlotte Drattingbire - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 17:04:48 EST ID:AdY1v06E No.99569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What can be the cause of this and how can I fix it?
Hannah Sunderstune - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 18:53:59 EST ID:aY60T0i0 No.99570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fix it by going to a doctor
Phoebe Ponderbit - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 23:12:32 EST ID:a5GJVXOw No.99571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
something's wrong with your prostate
Rebecca Hillynurk - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 20:03:18 EST ID:E99Lg5MM No.99579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
go to a doctor
Jack Piblingson - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 07:45:44 EST ID:4S41Qr2N No.99581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I agree, go visit a medical professional
Beatrice Blythebury - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:44:18 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Stop whacking it for 14 hours straight

Could be any number of things, you didn't really give us much to go by. Where is the pain even localized?

Might be something like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seminal_vesicle#Inflammation

Or it could be that the fish in your OP pic bit the tip of your dick off. Until you see a medical professional, we'll never know.

Umm... by Archie Sammerforth - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 23:17:36 EST ID:XIKXeeg4 No.99572 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Well this will sound retarded but.. I am going to be forward.
I think I like transvestites. Only convincing ones. Like any man being apparent kills it.
Yet, I like women with penises. What am I? Why is this? It has been a relatively recent change, or atleast I just noticed.
Beatrice Fillermug - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 21:56:56 EST ID:yxj63MQD No.99577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Do you mean transgender i.e. women who have penises?

Do you mean transvestite i.e. men who like being feminized/more blurred?

Or do you mean both?

Anyway, don't worry about the what or the why, they're both a waste of time. Focus on the HOW!

Making mountains out of mole hills by Jarvis Collerpore - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 16:16:54 EST ID:6gvXPTMc No.99561 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Born in masculine community
>More masculine than most of the community
>Displayed feminine traits
>Everyone else has a problem with it so I hide it except when around lady friends, best friends, and girl friends
>Heterosexual as far as I was concerned
>Grew to hate testosterone junkies and wannabe "men"
>Only jerked it to lesbian pussy/anal play up until a year ago
>Moved past duo/trio "sex" scenes
>Now into domination gang bang orgies and abuse
>Discovered twinks and sissies three years ago
>Befriended a few, dated a few, fucked a few
>My taste in porn has expanded immensely
>I'm hanging out at dungeons

What's next? Am I going to open a Tumblr account for my fetishes and separate myself from vanilla society? Scat and urine? Bukake and insects?
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Basil Cruffingtatch - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:32:24 EST ID:d4WsaeqI No.99562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just let things progress naturally and enjoy yourself.
David Brobberchadging - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 22:48:02 EST ID:b0uqe0+a No.99563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How;d you do this?
Jarvis Ninderstare - Sat, 22 Apr 2017 02:07:34 EST ID:6gvXPTMc No.99566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do what?

Gay Feelings by Hugh Lightspear - Mon, 17 Apr 2017 12:34:32 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99540 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I identify as straight and have only ever fucked women. Can't say I've not been temped by trannies, but never just plain men.

But I was at a party feeding pills to this cute guy(I'm an awful influence on people), that's lost in life, and while he tries to front to other people that he's straight, when we talked in private it felt like he was just as confused about his own sexuality as the rest of his own life.

Part of the click decided to make things an impromptu overnight stay in the woods. Nothing happened in the tents since we're all fucked, drinking straight Everclear.

On the ride back I was going to sit back and try to just snuggle with him, but got cold feet at the last second.

We're all getting together for a full weekend soon. And I really want to get with him. Some general questions.
Is it odd to have feelings for someone of the same sex latter in your life, even when you've never had them before?
In regards to the drugs. Would it be be scummy to peruse him if he's fucked up on them?
He's vulnerable in life right now as it is, does it seem amoral to peruse him if he's so easily influenced at this point in his life?

On a certain level I think I've always simply kept same-sex off the table, because living with my family they would freak about it, if they learned. My parents being rather homophobic.
Thomas Hadgefone - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 12:13:23 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well he may have been uninvited for being a little to deep end crazy, and self-destructive.
Got his number and thinking of inviting him to a local party next week. Let him get as fucked as he wants, then take him somewhere I can suck his cock, and see if it fits inside.
Came so hard thinking about him that I jizzed on my own face.

This is fucked right? He's not okay, and this is taking advantage right? Someone smack some sense into me.

Something is also screaming in my head that he'll also stab me in the middle of the night one day, if I get involved with him..
John Gibbernire - Wed, 19 Apr 2017 13:30:16 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Is it odd to have feelings for someone of the same sex latter in your life, even when you've never had them before?
No; sometimes the chemistry pertaining to someone's personality traits, character, or way of being is strong enough to create attraction even in situations that you wouldn't ordinarily expect. Once that has been established, it has a way of crossing over as their other features magically begin to seem far more appealing....

>Would it be be scummy to peruse him if he's fucked up on them?
As long as you establish that there's mutual interest before actually taking the drugs then you shouldn't have to worry.

>He's vulnerable in life right now as it is, does it seem amoral to peruse him if he's so easily influenced at this point in his life?
Well, for all you know he could be lonely and looking for someone to connect with in a similar fashion. Maybe he could use a friend. Only way to know for sure is to ask. Just make sure you're honest with him; don't lead him on to believe something's there when it isn't, don't force him in to anything, don't take advantage of his feelings just to get sex, etc.

At present, I'd say do what you can to get to know him better - interests, hobbies, bands, aspirations, etc - to see what sort of mutual common ground you have to work with. Spending more time hanging out/doing things together like you said is a good idea. It will give you more opportunities to gauge his (and your own) interest/make moves as well as foster a more personal connection. See how he reacts when you start suggesting outings that involve just you and him.

While nothing's ever certain when it comes to these sort of "straight" relationships, if things do come together it could be a great experience of exploring new things and each other. One might speculate that you saw something in him that was significant enough to override what you normally consider boundaries. Perhaps there is also a bit of a thrill to the possibility of being able to live out something that you may have been curious about on some level.

In any case, it doesn't seem like you have much to lose in this situation. You mentioned that he seemed to have become alienated from your friend group. With that being considered, he will probably drift away unless you give him a reason to remain part of the picture. If you try and it doesn't go over well, then he'll just do the same thing - drift away. But the other possibility, if you make an effort and he is receptive, could wind up being pretty wild. You've already identified him as "cute" and gotten off thinking about him, so why miss out on the possibility of a good thing? He may thank you for it.
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Cumming Faster or at All? by William Bunhall - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 21:50:16 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99461 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So even after no fapping for a good chunk of the week it took me over a half hour of aggressive sucking and fucking to ejaculate. Plus a lot of straining to make it happen.
Which would still be the first time I've ever actually had someone successfully make me cum, since I usually outlast the lady. I also don't really get much out of vaginal sex.

How does one get more 'sensitive'? Women really don't like it when you outlast them.
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Shit Miblingforth - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 17:39:38 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thus concludes this thread.

Took a very patient whore, a fistful of c-notes, and over an hour of fucking and sucking. But I managed to cum inside.

Feels like a massive weight has been taken off me. Like I'm not so abnormal feeling, to never have managed it.
Emma Chunderheg - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 20:45:27 EST ID:FyJYFT2m No.99496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For me, I think it really does. Slowly getting turned on over an hour or two and then cumming really hard feels phenomenal.
Its probably in your head. I think part of it before was that I felt weird asking my girl friends to suck me off for a while, or swallow my kids. Having somebody literally beg for both helps allay that particular discomfort .
Cornelius Pegglelane - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 09:56:38 EST ID:m7curpyt No.99499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
put stuff in your butt instead
Cyril Samblenag - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 14:51:10 EST ID:mZcoQx/S No.99503 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I don't know if I got the balls to ask a woman to peg me. Albeit, I would like it.
Archie Gallerstock - Sun, 16 Apr 2017 06:43:47 EST ID:f+D+vStv No.99536 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have the same problem pretty often and when it's very hard to finish I'll usually get out of breath or get uncomfortable in the position or something and I'll just stop and start masturbating instead but sometimes I can't even finish then.
Sometimes it was like her vagina got tighter and then it worked better.

I won't meet her until next winter so I can try different things to improve.
I've heard using a fleshlight instead of my hand can make me get back lost sensitivity from hard wanking so I think I'll do that more.
I'll exercise to get more stamina and maybe some muscle can help the fucking too.
I will work more on fixing my phimosis, sometimes it hurts during sex. Even if it was only sometimes it was pretty good at ruining my chances for finishing.
The last thing is that I'll get her to consider another contraceptive than condoms. I don't know a lot about it and I'm not sure how much she knows either.

How do I eat a girl out? by Graham Binningfield - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 10:44:04 EST ID:Tef4eGrI No.99493 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Unrelated pic
Cornelius Pegglelane - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 09:53:56 EST ID:m7curpyt No.99498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
like a chocotaco, basically
James Mobbledock - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 23:02:23 EST ID:yxj63MQD No.99515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your best bet is to ask any women you're going to eat out how she wants to be eaten out. Ideally she'll be able to tell you exactly what she likes and doesn't like. If she doesn't/won't/isn't helpful, here's a guide:

You want to give 90% of your attention to the inner labia and area directly beneath the clitoris. Gauge her sensitivity, some women like their clitorises licked directly, and for some it's too much. If she likes direct clitoral stimulation, don't be afraid to pull the clitoral hood back with your tongue. She might like a little suction on the clitoris, but as with this whole process, you need to gauge her reaction to everything you.

Putting your tongue in her vagina might be playful, but it's not terribly satisfying. Same goes for the outer labia. That said, you may want to put a finger or two in and stimulate her g-spot while you are eating her out. This will give her additional stimulation, and help you gauge her arousal. Start with one finger, and up it to two as she's approaching orgasm.

If she's very receptive to your eating out, and you feel confident you can back off from an orgasm, then you get mega brownie points if you can tease her. If you know what it's like when she comes, then you can get her closer without going over the edge. However, if this is your first sexual encounter with this partner, then don't bet on teasing because too much teasing, especially too early can lead to frustration.

When she comes, directly stimulate the clitoris. No exceptions.

Some women's clitorises get too sensitive after orgasm, but plenty of women are multi-orgasmic. If you don't know which your partner is, ask them first.
Simon Himmlebudge - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 16:22:51 EST ID:zBfQDOse No.99520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How much do women like having their pussies licked? by Walter Gishwat - Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:34:32 EST ID:ShY0Z5YM No.63395 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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do as many like it as much men like blow jobs?
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Le - Wed, 03 May 2017 06:36:34 EST ID:Jggq61xu No.99610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Edwin Middleshaw - Thu, 04 May 2017 11:25:21 EST ID:+zXoaTJv No.99613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd love to lick your pussy, Sophie
Matt - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 00:58:42 EST ID:CaJoVSFZ No.99781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am a man who loves eating pussy and am good at it
Graham Donningridge - Sat, 26 Aug 2017 12:15:53 EST ID:CGfs60Gs No.99943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Chatroom by tweem - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 02:12:15 EST ID:rcLoyqAZ No.99523 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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talk to more people about your sexuality https://discord.gg/tmchsT9

Finding the right condoms. by Esther Ninderhot - Thu, 12 May 2016 08:02:22 EST ID:TlKLCTcI No.97638 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Trying to find the right condoms for a threesome my boyfriend I are having (we're both guys). First time we'll have to use them with a girl. I'm like 6 inches, he's about 7 inches. How do I know certain condoms fit our size?
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Nigel Suffingdig - Wed, 18 May 2016 21:49:47 EST ID:5E97Ckcf No.97694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It depends on girth, man.
for example, I have above average girth in the middle of my shaft. If I use a "regular" condom, it is too tight and squeezes the blood out of my member. Go get some free xondoms or buy some regulars. If you have a little trouble squeezing it on and then go soft as soon as it is on, you might need a "Magnum" or Large. If you see "Lifestyles BN" those are lifestyle's line of large condoms. Oddly enough the only freeones in my doctor's office..
Martha Chankinpat - Thu, 19 May 2016 16:39:40 EST ID:wRLv+8XT No.97719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lifestyles skyn large are non latex and are not the traditional condom tube shape. Highly recommended. Also your doctor has a big dick.
Beatrice Negglebare - Thu, 09 Jun 2016 19:44:28 EST ID:ExqbOU/4 No.97872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kimono condoms are THE shit
but don't blame me when you end up liking pussy
Lillian Worthingham - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:38:29 EST ID:K4VMzh5i No.99487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's by girth. My dick is only six inches long but normal condoms didn't fit so my gf and I started getting Magnums.
Esther Fevingway - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 00:45:13 EST ID:oT8eUILc No.99517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In my experience (and that of several friends), non-latex (ie polyisoprene) condoms have felt much better than their latex-based counterparts for both parties involved.

Alt, weeb, nerdy type girls. by Lonely Poly - Wed, 11 May 2016 00:19:04 EST ID:twvRGEXx No.97616 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Some need to know things before you continue to read any further.
>be 22
>she be 23
>been together for 7 years this july
>been out of the game for a long time
>did literally anything but penetration for 6 years (we both lost our virginity on my 22 birthday.)
>She also likes girls but has never been with one
>be a guy and like lesbian secks
>we agree its time to be poly last summer but have hadno luck really.

So, I have developed this "fetish" I guess for alt style girls. My gf is aware of this and she too has developed the same thing over the last couple of years. Now we are both kinda nerdy, a little extra on our bones but nothing too much to handle. I would consider us both average. We both have tattoos and piercings, we met at an anime con so we used to be weeby but not so much anymore.

Here is the problem.
These girls for whatever reason are super hardcore feminazis or just dont like us for whatever reason. I am seriously getting blue balls because for the longest time I have wanted to dominate a girl like in pic related, and my old lady is more of a cute type girl (shes a little to over the top and way out of our league, Just imagine a more normal version of this girl and thats what we are looking for. I hope you get my idea). I have met a couple of girls on OkCupid that I talk with daily, but they tend to end up ignoring my texts when things get personal/past 11pm, and trying to get them to skype with us is almost impossible.

How do you get girls like these who sit at home most of the day playing league and watching game of thrones? What type of guys do they normally go for? Is it worth the hassle or should I just hire a hooker and pay her to dress and act that way? Help us out pls.
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Nigel Suffingdig - Wed, 18 May 2016 21:43:24 EST ID:5E97Ckcf No.97692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your dick is the exact same size as mine.
I might have a tiny bit of girth over you, but not much.
it doesnt get into toilet paper rolls easy, but it gets in there eventually.

Ive had 5 oppinions on my cock. 5.5 is dead average, but barely being able to fit in a toilet paper roll is slightly above average. If I use regular condoms it chokes my boner out, but I have no problems with XL, L or "Magnum". The ladies all say that they can feel the difference. Especially in the butt..
Lydia Mebblemid - Mon, 23 May 2016 05:10:52 EST ID:9BR7wMHI No.97746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You do realise you can just hit the road Jack, with an ugly alt girl?

If you're a fatty, don't fucking aim for the stars. You fucking idiot.
Polly Turveyfield - Mon, 23 May 2016 11:27:47 EST ID:ndnKOcpp No.97747 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Lillian Worthingham - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 15:42:33 EST ID:K4VMzh5i No.99489 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Get into mainstream faux indie and go see concerts. You and your girlfriend can pick them out together, and they're mostly bi/curious so it'd be easy to pick them up. Your girlfriend will make them feel comfortable and safe, as long as you're both good looking.
James Mobbledock - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 22:41:32 EST ID:yxj63MQD No.99513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is the saddest post I've seen here in a long while. There's a lot of weird misconceptions going on.

> a little extra on our bones but nothing too much to handle
You're probably heavier than you think you are (just like everyone). If you're trying for NSA sex based on aesthetics, you'd better be willing to offer some aesthetics back. Improving your aesthetic is worth it regardless.

> these girls are ... super hardcore feminazis or just dont like us
These are two completely different things. A feminazi can be a sub who wants to get fucked by a horny couple, but someone isn't necessarily a feminazi just because they don't.

> How do you get girls who sit at home most of the day ...
Are you into alt fashion, or homebody nerds.

> What type of guys do they usually go for.
No specific correlation between alt fashion and romantic interests. Being nice and accepting is your best bet. Maybe avoid calling romantic/sexual prospects "feminazis."

> is it worth the hassle or should I hire a hooker
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