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Bump When Laid by Henry Bardcocke - Fri, 29 Nov 2013 06:21:52 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.83810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bump when you're in that post-sex Fuck Yeah.
You could share a detail or ten
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Henry Bardcocke - Fri, 29 Nov 2013 06:27:59 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.83811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We kiss-shotgunned a heavy sativa and danced to Nordic Folk music as we touched and foreplayed.
Small vibrating toy in her butt while my cock was in her chalice from behind.

What's that position called? Like, she's on her belly and I'm laying on top of her, peen in vagoo? Great for both cuddlysex and domination. Or my favorite, cuddlydomination
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Betsy Commermock - Sat, 30 Nov 2013 00:23:29 EST ID:J6C1z0LP No.83840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol this thread
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ImNotCrazy - Sat, 30 Nov 2013 11:29:30 EST ID:xPNaUm2d No.83856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mindfucked my girlfriend a couple times just about a half hour ago.

Telepathy is awesome.
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Henry Suffingridge - Sat, 30 Nov 2013 13:45:35 EST ID:hfgDjJ9n No.83859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83856
That was me you fucking asshole!

YOU MIND RAPED ME!
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David Mubberluck - Sun, 01 Dec 2013 07:23:26 EST ID:qmBuYQcn No.83866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, a couple of weeks ago I tore part of my foreskin fucking my gf, and after giving it some time to heal I was staying at her flat a couple of nights ago. Well damn it, our first time in 2 weeks and I'm trying to be careful, what with me still being a little tender, but she goes "just stick it in, it'll be fine". And It wasn't fine, the fucking thing tore again, and that was all the sex I got that night.

But I'd been waiting fucking weeks and was not to be deterred this time, so first thing in the morning I slid on 2 condoms and went to work. Over the following 2 days, I made my dick forget it could bleed, on the last morning before I left for work I woke her with a kiss against her ear, toyed with her until she was dripping and had one last bareback ride.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 09 Dec 2013 09:35:40 EST ID:pSk+wMvD No.84113 Report Quick Reply
A bumping while fucking thread, not bad /sd/
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Nathaniel Pannersack - Tue, 10 Dec 2013 01:20:58 EST ID:3R8fqrxU No.84128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Banged girlfriend
Was into domination fetish
called her durty thangs
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Cyril Guddleham - Wed, 11 Dec 2013 15:21:47 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.84173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Quickie before girlfriend went to work.
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Frederick Drackleduck - Wed, 11 Dec 2013 21:49:09 EST ID:DkUGZBeW No.84190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hadn't seen girl in a week
She jerks me off with a fucking grip of death
Jizzed
I think she broke my dick though
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William Callersud - Thu, 12 Dec 2013 15:17:48 EST ID:TaHg6Hg/ No.84208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had sex last night

I'm shorter, lighter and much much younger than the guy I hooked up with; and he said he is usually tops. So its very VERY satisfying that he just wants me to fuck him. Great sex!
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Kakarot - Thu, 12 Dec 2013 21:16:09 EST ID:g/hX9QSW No.84212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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op is into fat girls. nb
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Shit Hacklesug - Thu, 12 Dec 2013 22:12:37 EST ID:vwGso8FE No.84216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gave her the best orgasm of her life by plucking at her clit and slowing down whenever I thought she was going to come, so as to edge her.
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Betsy Murdlock - Fri, 13 Dec 2013 00:43:07 EST ID:5KgXMGxB No.84233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84212
i think it may just be like...the most unflattering position possibly conceivable

but god does she look like a floppy lumpy frumpy mess in that pic

nb caus im NOT HAVING SEX
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Cyril Pittbanks - Fri, 13 Dec 2013 18:55:56 EST ID:avUiCpAB No.84246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Last night I fingered my girlfriends butthole and vagina while she was sleeping. I then woke her up with my penis. One of the hottest things ever.
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Fucking Blytheham - Fri, 13 Dec 2013 22:47:48 EST ID:JfTV1ygc No.84251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
me and bf humped on couch today

was more passionate than usual
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Fucking Sandledock - Fri, 13 Dec 2013 23:28:16 EST ID:LWdGUHTr No.84252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84212

You don't like?
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Phoebe Worthingbury - Tue, 24 Dec 2013 03:22:20 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.84400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My honey and I just played a game of Marauding Viking and the Irish Maiden
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Nigel Punnerbidging - Tue, 24 Dec 2013 21:06:54 EST ID:3R8fqrxU No.84407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84400
I want to try that.
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Shitting Grimway - Wed, 25 Dec 2013 16:07:58 EST ID:8trrRVv7 No.84421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My girlfriend just made me call my family for Christmas while she gave me a blowjob. I wasn't allowed to hang up until they were done talking, and ended up chatting with my mum, then my grandma, then my sister, then my dad, then my other sister, and only twice did my voice quaver at all.

Now she has to let me fuck her next time she's talking with her mum on skype.
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Barnaby Himbletut - Wed, 25 Dec 2013 22:51:57 EST ID:HThltjDu No.84424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84421
I did this to my ex gf once. She was laying on her stomach talking to her mom. Her ass looked so good I just slid in there and humped her for 40 minutes while she talked to her mom.
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Angus Winnerhood - Tue, 31 Dec 2013 02:16:48 EST ID:JCE4yJ0X No.84571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My ex girlfriend (she broke up with me two months ago) invited me over for casual sex. It was amazing. She was wetter than I have ever felt her (nearly dripping) and I fucked her for a good 20 minutes full speed, after about 20 minutes of some excellent, excellent foreplay. She is a little fucked in the head and I don't want to date her again but I'm really looking forward to her inviting me over for more casual sex. After tonight, there's no way she won't invite me again sometime soon. I'm almost positive it was the best sex both of us have ever experienced.
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Hedda Genkinchedging - Tue, 31 Dec 2013 03:19:37 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.84576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She wanted stuff in all 3 of her holes. Ended up being in her belly-down position, with my cock driving deep into her chalice while a small butt toy was vibrating in the back door and she was desperately sucking and tonguing my finger in her mouth while I whispered in her ear how much I love her and nuzzled my face into the back of her neck.
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Angus Winnerhood - Tue, 31 Dec 2013 10:33:37 EST ID:JCE4yJ0X No.84582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84571
I ended up going back this morning for more sex. She told me her cat has been sick for a good year or so and it died recently in a puddle of it's own blood after suffering for months because she didn't feel like taking it to the vet.

I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that shit anymore, but she is amazing in bed.
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Walter Drizzleson - Wed, 01 Jan 2014 13:43:10 EST ID:Ve08sEF4 No.84596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84571

This story is exactly what i did a few nights ago, down to the last detail. whoa bro
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Alice Hummlelatch - Wed, 01 Jan 2014 18:52:11 EST ID:cQsRkHHi No.84603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84576

And she was fantasizing about 3 niggers stuffing her 3 holes while you were saying iloveyou
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Priscilla Sivingfoot - Thu, 02 Jan 2014 01:07:43 EST ID:PTzyFcDT No.84613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84603

More power to her. Who cares? It's not like it's actually happening.
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Emma Niggerforth - Thu, 02 Jan 2014 01:41:54 EST ID:3R8fqrxU No.84614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Too busy sitting in the after sex lul and cuddle-a-thon to post
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Hannah Choffingladge - Thu, 02 Jan 2014 13:25:47 EST ID:cQsRkHHi No.84622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84613

WOULD YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY IF HE WAS FANTASIZING ABOUT SAYING "I LOVE YOU" TO TWO CLONES OF SALMA HAYEK?

Why Salma Hayek? I don't know. But you get my point yes?
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Sidney Sicklehet - Fri, 03 Jan 2014 20:12:23 EST ID:LWdGUHTr No.84643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The sex is fantastic. She squirts and the vagina tastes like honey.
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Sidney Shakeforth - Fri, 03 Jan 2014 20:14:47 EST ID:avUiCpAB No.84644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84643
Full on, honey. I've tasted watered down gummy bears but never something as nice as honey. Still, I think it's more likely that squirting is piss. Any refuting claim must be backed up by scientists not bought out by the porn industry.
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Fucking Pubbledit - Sat, 04 Jan 2014 00:54:33 EST ID:cQsRkHHi No.84648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84644

Tell me what she eats so I can forcefeed my ex for a month pls.
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Ebenezer Himmerman - Sat, 04 Jan 2014 22:38:46 EST ID:LWdGUHTr No.84663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84644

Yeah I don't lick the squirt juice. It comes from the same hole as urine, but it isn't the same thing.

Nobody knows exactly what is happening with that stuff
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Molly Sanninghedging - Sun, 05 Jan 2014 03:02:30 EST ID:3R8fqrxU No.84665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fucked my naughty whore's ass really well, spanked her ass red she's really tan
then held her hand and came with her at the same time
whats with cumming at the same time that's great?
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David Buzzhall - Mon, 06 Jan 2014 23:48:26 EST ID:udy5meog No.84695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Got laid last night. No condom and filled that pussy up. Hope she wasn't lying about her IUD LOL
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Charlotte Blenkinhodge - Tue, 07 Jan 2014 01:06:14 EST ID:PTzyFcDT No.84696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84622

But I'm a straight dude.
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Lydia Grandlock - Tue, 07 Jan 2014 01:13:34 EST ID:zB2wIBbM No.84697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84663
There's this, but they don't seem too sure, either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene's_gland
>The Skene's glands are homologous with the prostate gland in males.[7] The fluid that emerges during sex, female ejaculation, has a composition somewhat similar to the fluid generated in males by the prostate gland,[8][9] containing biochemical markers of sexual function like human urinary protein 1[10] and the enzyme PDE5 where women without the gland had lower concentrations.

I don't have the best idea either, since I can't get off from g-spot play (have tried for a while now). Don't really know how common it is for women. I have never been able to actually squirt either, but I am a bit wetter after I come and I know it's not pee.
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Cornelius Coddlewill - Wed, 08 Jan 2014 12:28:33 EST ID:fMZvzMjH No.84725 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84695
if she had a bod like that my first order of business would be impregnating her. sauce? google reverse search yields nothing
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MtnDewGameFuel - Wed, 08 Jan 2014 12:41:22 EST ID:dbq0egfL No.84726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's been a good morning. Surprise wake up.
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Charles Nanningchirk - Wed, 08 Jan 2014 15:55:28 EST ID:udy5meog No.84728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84725
Oh who knows where I got it from. Sorry man. And she most unfortunately did NOT have a bod like that.
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Charles Posslegold - Wed, 08 Jan 2014 16:29:26 EST ID:gRk5qymP No.84729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lowering your standards oh yes. Came buckets, did a well good job, and I feel good.
BWL
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Martha Pickbanks - Sat, 11 Jan 2014 02:11:37 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.84771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's been a full month now she's been taking the Pill, so tonight I came in her bare for the first time :3

(Yes, I asked if it was alright beforehand)

I HAVE WHAT NO OTHER BOYFRIEND OF HERS HAS HAD
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Oliver Hicklesteck - Sat, 11 Jan 2014 02:46:53 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.84772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84771
Waiting on that day, my girl just got her prescription, only about a week left before it kicks in.
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Fanny Burringfoot - Sat, 11 Jan 2014 10:08:20 EST ID:udy5meog No.84775 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84772
It's really the only way to fuck. Rubbers are for suckers.
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Oliver Hicklesteck - Sat, 11 Jan 2014 14:12:38 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.84779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84775
The first day her birth control will be working happens to be my birthday, no more condoms sounds like a good present.
Nb cause I haven't had sex since my last post
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Jarvis Gellerkuck - Sun, 12 Jan 2014 03:18:14 EST ID:2iCu2Yks No.84785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just got laid bitches!
It's the third chick I've banged, and I've wanted to bang her for like 5 years but she was always on a relationship. She had a rocking body, it was a really nice fuck
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Fuck Drashmudge - Fri, 17 Jan 2014 04:10:56 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.84877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I had just finished foreplay-fingering her (g-spot orgasm) and I asked if she wanted to suck my dick.
Her response?...

"Make me."

DDDDDDDDDDDDD

THEN LATER I CAME IN HER CHALICE BARE AGAIN I WANT TO BRAG ABOUT THIS LITERALLY EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS
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Nell Dublingville - Fri, 17 Jan 2014 10:21:01 EST ID:udy5meog No.84878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84877
Ok you baby making motherfucker
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Augustus Shittingson - Fri, 17 Jan 2014 16:42:39 EST ID:1qCF0D9O No.84890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84877
pic source?
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Charles Nippersudge - Mon, 20 Jan 2014 01:41:22 EST ID:nFFUTALA No.84948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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We smoked a little ganj and then took a shower. At first I had no intention to fuck because i had arrived in town on a 2am bus but in the shower I was scrubbing her back with a loofah and could tell she was enjoying that and for some reason I just got insta-hard and bent her over right there. Ooooh when I fuck high I never want to come, I just want to fuck and fuck and fuck forever and ever. But we were wasting water so after many interesting positions I came on her beautiful face and it was nice
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Augustus Guzzlemun - Mon, 20 Jan 2014 10:47:44 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.84955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My girlfriend started the pill, it became effective on my birthday, day 5 of no condoms, awesome fucking birthday present.
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Edward Honeyfoot - Mon, 20 Jan 2014 12:48:36 EST ID:o7G3mbaG No.84958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lost my virginty 3 days ago. She came twice and was all rubbery legs and shit, but the whole experience was meh for me, I never even came close to coming to whole time. I forget why we stopped.

Same thing 2 days ago as the night before. I made up an excuse to stop because I was getting bored.

last night, I found that I actually had to focus on coming, still didn't particularly enjoy it.

I dunno if it's me, her, or that sex isn't as great as everyone says it is. It feels like a chore.
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Shitting Pezzlemack - Mon, 20 Jan 2014 13:16:25 EST ID:hcMHD7Iq No.84959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84958

did you wear condoms? do you normally masturbate a lot?
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Ian Brisslechot - Mon, 20 Jan 2014 17:52:37 EST ID:PTzyFcDT No.84964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84958

Eventually you should stop worrying so much about performance and will learn to be more natural and intimate with your love making. Also the quality of sex greatly depends on how much chemistry you have with the fuckee.
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Thomas Bundlestock - Mon, 20 Jan 2014 18:49:51 EST ID:ofogaYga No.84966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
we took a lot of mdma and i licked every part of her for hours and then took some morphine and smoked pot and fell asleep holding each other
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Jarvis Suddlelutch - Mon, 20 Jan 2014 20:43:00 EST ID:eMa9BOId No.84968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84964
The way he describes it, he performed fine; he's the one who was left unsatisfied.

Sounds like more of a case of the girl just not being right for you. First girl I fucked left me convinced sex was massively overrated, but she was about as vanilla as it's possible to get; never willing to try anything beyond kissing and missionary. Now I'm with someone with whom I invariably end up lying panting in blissful exhaustion at least twice a day on the days we're together.

If you didn't enjoy fucking her, she probably wasn't really someone you wanted to fuck, or she's just bad in bed.
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Gandhi Bellscocke - Fri, 24 Jan 2014 03:03:23 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.85039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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She was all like,
"I know you're horny, so you can fuck me and get off, but I'm not horny, so I won't cum, but it's ok cause I love you."
>comfortable enough in relationship now to take that to heart
>she came when I did
:3
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Isabella Ballyson - Mon, 27 Jan 2014 00:52:46 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.85084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
omg fuck yeah coming in for landing whoaaaaaaaaaa
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Lillian Wellywedging - Thu, 30 Jan 2014 01:14:19 EST ID:iHUw2VGk No.85129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Holy fuck, I finally got laid more or less after over a year of nothing. Be me, know this chill (and pretty) chick, we'll see each other at the bars. Last night ended up kicking it, talking, got each other drinks, etcetc. Ended up walking her home. Unfortunately there were no condoms, so we refrained from going all the way, but it wasn't too big of an issue. Pretty much everything else, then we just kinda cuddled and passed out. It's been too damn long, and I'm kind of worried that it'll turn into another fucking year (like last time, and the time before). I don't really mind, I got used to not having sex after going out with a chick for three years and having sex once every three months, buuuut I kind of want someone to hang out with and relate to, and have sex with. Unfortunately the pattern seems to be that I'll meet a really cool chick, we'll hit it off, and then they'll move away lol. So who knows, plus I don't think this one is looking for a relationship, which is cool.

I'm rambling, I'll stop, but bumping I suppose.
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Lydia Chozzleludge - Thu, 30 Jan 2014 02:38:44 EST ID:8ueDnsWF No.85130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85129

twice today

on the first i had not jerked off in two days to be ready for her. . she rode me till i blasted off again. . .only took 5 amazing minutes where we both came together isnt that the best!

second we role-played . . she was a sexy teacher making me do extra credit . . she played unwilling at first but she is not strong so she laughed and broke character when i pinned her down in no time and lunged inside. . we played for half an hour till she asked me to cum so i did

she stole all my good hair bands though so next time she is getting tied up and spanked
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Martha Minkinhall - Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:27:53 EST ID:Ts+5EZc7 No.85144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I finally told someone about my coprophilia and... wow was the acceptance something beautiful. She said she wouldn't eat it, but she would put me on a diet that didn't offend her senses (I am currently eating fiber heavy foods) and for the first time in my life I got to shit on a woman's stomach and then make love to her with the feces still between us.

Much love and SLAYER to all
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Cornelius Demmerlock - Sat, 01 Feb 2014 00:40:44 EST ID:8ueDnsWF No.85165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85144

you should go live in a hut too
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Archie Febberwater - Sat, 01 Feb 2014 17:35:27 EST ID:oJSlYJ4Q No.85174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
2nd time fucking in my life (i just turned 21), but it's like far less stimulating to be in the pussy than I imagined. She's 20, small girl, more experienced than me, but I assumed she'd still be real tight. Lots of fun anyways.
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Sophie Blubblenutch - Sun, 02 Feb 2014 00:26:03 EST ID:nRdKpE24 No.85180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85144

i cant say im down with the poo, but finding someone who accepts you is great.

SLAYER
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Alice Diblingturk - Sun, 02 Feb 2014 20:11:31 EST ID:tNfreJhC No.85202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck yeah. Does oral sex counts?
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James Wullerwedge - Mon, 03 Feb 2014 02:17:19 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.85211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85202
If you're stuck wondering if it counts, then I bet it counts, for you.
Sex begins with intimacy and ends with satisfaction.
nb
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Lydia Brookcocke - Mon, 03 Feb 2014 15:50:23 EST ID:A4H2WBNG No.85226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Went on a lunch first date with this girl yesterday. Took her back to my place and smashed. She came 3 times. She left. Watched the super bowl with some friends. She came back over afterwards and spent the night. She came 3 more times. Also she has HUGE big soft awesome tits that I played with all night. 2nd time I've been laid since August...so fucking awesome.
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Nathaniel Blythegold - Wed, 05 Feb 2014 02:08:24 EST ID:05+De6/L No.85267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Three weeks with out sex.
Girl comes to my work I fuck here twice while I am on the clock.
Then finger her on the drive home she almost crashed the car three times
The have really intense sex in the car.
And now a day later she is ignoring me, I don't understand.
No regrets it was fun as fuck.
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Eugene Dumbletack - Wed, 05 Feb 2014 15:43:36 EST ID:ajPjGpW1 No.85272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85226
Specifically that girl? Because she's actually in porn, don't try fool me.
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Nigger Billysid - Wed, 05 Feb 2014 22:21:00 EST ID:A4H2WBNG No.85277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85272
No, I wouldn't post a picture of someone I banged. Very similar boobage though.
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Eliza Gecklemud - Thu, 06 Feb 2014 02:01:51 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.85278 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Man, lovemaking is great :3
Just had some "knock-me-out-with-orgasms-so-I-can-sleep-for-work-tomorrow" sex.
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William Nonkinfuck - Thu, 06 Feb 2014 12:42:01 EST ID:m+QCEWy4 No.85281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Met my friends with benefits in a hotel last night, was super fun. Started out by blowing him for a bit while she kissed him. Then she got on top of him and asked if we could DP her. I was like sureee so I eased my cock into her ass. Eventually she was sore so she got off and I resumed but in his ass instead. While I'm doing this she's either behind me eating me out and fucking me with one of her huge buttplugs or next to me sucking on my tits and kissing me. We actually managed to stick it in all the way this time, but it was too big and I had to take a short break in the bathroom to take it out When I came back she was on top of him again and wanted me to fuck her in the ass. This time she had an orgasm (she said "First!" when she came lol). When she climbed off of him I asked him if he wanted to fuck me, my favorite thing to do. He fucked me doggy style at first, but then I flipped over and had him fuck me missionary while she played with my tits again. He came inside me after a good 6-7 minutes. Then we all got a little high, cuddled, and spooned until it was time to leave.

I know I've told this board about my situation before, but I'll do it again to add context to my sexual endeavors yesterday. I'm a young passable/stealth/full time transgender chick, super slender, above average female height. The other two are a married couple the same age as me, the guy is tall, cute, pretty masculine (can't say I reaaaallly enjoy fucking his hairy ass, but it's amusing in and of itself and I do love that he get's so much pleasure from it), She is really petite, a good deal shorter than me, very very cute, short dykey hair, and totally into kinky feitsh type stuff. She has this fantasy of me treating her like a dog, complete with leash and animal ears/tail :3. Anyways, I'm supposed to be their "dom", but I'm not very good at it so we switch back and forth lol.
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Gandhi Bellscocke - Thu, 06 Feb 2014 15:02:54 EST ID:3sRU5v7u No.85284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85281
I am sooo jelly of your situation.
I want a transchick for my honey and I :/
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Thomas Fezzleway - Fri, 07 Feb 2014 18:07:46 EST ID:mIeGQjj+ No.85298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
After half a year without sex, I finally had some again

I wanna tell the world, but everyone is asleep :(
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Sidney Hullybanks - Sat, 08 Feb 2014 14:41:24 EST ID:NNuY4inR No.85305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85281
God damn that is an insanely kinky, complicated situation. If I walked in on you guys I'd "wat" so hard that it could be heard across the galaxy.
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Jenny Hemmermat - Sat, 08 Feb 2014 21:39:21 EST ID:bw3FZ4nN No.85307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fucked so hard I was too worn out to see my friends. I consider that a great Saturday night. Now I got beer, whiskey and Notorious B.I.G. so I'm good.
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Augustus Hettingwone - Mon, 10 Feb 2014 01:06:27 EST ID:SjppvNiy No.85320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWL!
Got creative with my new girlfriend of 2 weeks! Fucked on the bed, then the chair next to the bed, then the floor, and then under the fucking bed. 6'6" and she's 5'1" and it's a freakin' dream. Pulling for all you hopefuls out there to find that one, too!
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Ernest Dartshaw - Mon, 10 Feb 2014 01:38:09 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.85322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had a little morning romp this morning before work, but fuck that was like 14 hours ago and my girl fell asleep before I got home.
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Thomas Ferrywater - Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:56:21 EST ID:4MZmrsUI No.85329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85320
Mr. Rogers is not Jesus incarnate.
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Rebecca Drallyhood - Fri, 14 Feb 2014 12:59:46 EST ID:eMa9BOId No.85398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Made my girlfriend tap for the second time in our relationship.

My fucking face.
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Shitting Shittinggold - Fri, 14 Feb 2014 21:37:13 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.85406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First to post on V-Day lovin'
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John Cleshstock - Fri, 14 Feb 2014 22:48:21 EST ID:eMa9BOId No.85407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85406
nah
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Priscilla Worthingdale - Sun, 16 Feb 2014 21:57:20 EST ID:oX5M8C+d No.85446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel giggly
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Cedric Gagglefodge - Sun, 16 Feb 2014 22:28:46 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.85447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Valentines and yesterday sucked because I was puking my guts up from a stomach virus, my girlfriend made up for lost time and we spent all day fucking. It was a good day.
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Barnaby Bresslekadge - Tue, 04 Mar 2014 20:23:51 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.85777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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She had a bad day at work so we smoked some heavy indica and she was in her PJs and just laying there looking all smiley super baked and cute as all fuck, so I gently started kissing her on all exposed skin; this ended up being a solid 30-minute foreplay session for her, gently moving on to touching over panties, accompanied by kisses on her inner legs and everything, eventually taking her panties off and giving her sweet slowwww loving head until she broke into one of those slow-motion-explosion 45-second orgasms, and I kept going down on her for like 3 minutes after that, and
TLR penis in vagoo + toy in her butt = 3 minute orgasm for her with my 20-second orgasm near the end of it. Bare because THE PILL IS AWESOME.

Oh also I tied up her hands and feet at one point (her fetish, not mine).
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Barnaby Bresslekadge - Tue, 04 Mar 2014 20:24:57 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.85778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85777
T L ; D R......
mods....
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William Badgestone - Wed, 05 Mar 2014 01:29:39 EST ID:BeoVJSb7 No.85794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have chafing does that count?
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William Badgestone - Wed, 05 Mar 2014 01:29:39 EST ID:BeoVJSb7 No.85795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have chafing does that count?
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Nigger Harringman - Thu, 06 Mar 2014 02:40:20 EST ID:JCE4yJ0X No.85832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This story isn't very exciting but I'll share anyways. Don't expect much from it.

I was feeling really horny so I asked my ex if she'd be up for sex (we still hook up every so often.) She wasn't (she has a really low sex drive, part of why we broke up, and she was also on her period) so I asked if I could jerk off in her room while she watches TV (so I can smell her panties and play with the vibrator I got her and all that fun stuff.) After she said no like 3 or 4 times I got her to say yes. So I come over, let her know she's allowed to come in if she wants to be a part of my solo play session, and cum twice. I head back to my place (only live like 3 minutes away,) text her and she tells me she almost came in and she was wet and she could feel her nipples getting hard and all these things that aren't typical with her. Well I end up going back over and she is still on her period so we end up having anal, and I release a huge load into her ass, which amazes me considering I had just jerked off twice not too long ago.

She seems to really like the thought of me getting off, so I try to use that to get her in the mood. Usually it doesn't work but glad it did that day. She is so fucking good in bed, I really wish we could have sex more often.
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Nathaniel Hibbergold - Thu, 06 Mar 2014 02:46:47 EST ID:3sRU5v7u No.85833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85832
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Faggy Grimman - Thu, 06 Mar 2014 15:23:58 EST ID:3R8fqrxU No.85846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only see her on the weekends where we
>do it passionately, I hold her hands and head while I fuck her to the beat of the music, not EDM music
>later, do it really hard and play something more upbeat and faster and drill her pussy like a porn star in positions that require a lot of core strength
>did the helicopter for the first time last week, fuck yeah
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Charlotte Fanspear - Thu, 06 Mar 2014 15:48:19 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.85848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love wake up sex, best way to start the day.
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Applejacks - Fri, 07 Mar 2014 16:19:57 EST ID:F8PMpng5 No.85877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just had sex. It was nice :)

That is all.
Let the SLAYER live on~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Jenny Cillerfot - Fri, 14 Mar 2014 16:49:01 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.86128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Both of us are off work, so
Early afternoon lazy groggy lovey cutesy wakeup sex.
:3
cuddlefuck
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Edward Blackfoot - Fri, 14 Mar 2014 21:07:59 EST ID:cltHbu9H No.86136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tfw vaginsmus
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Clyde Cadidlehopper - Mon, 17 Mar 2014 01:15:45 EST ID:nqqsWHfO No.86229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just met up with her a few hours ago to give her plan B after dun goofing inside her on mdma 2 days ago. it was the first time we had sex but it's pretty safe to say that we're gonna continue to do this. it ended up turning into a righteous oral sex session in her car. she squirted all over my face but my beard soaked most of it up. Sitting here at home now drinking a beer with some great post sex fuck yeah feels. feels great to finally be fucking one of the hottest and easily the freakiest girls at my school. I've only been trying for a good year now. never give up bros
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Phyllis Singerdock - Tue, 18 Mar 2014 02:05:24 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.86259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I chanted
"Face Down, Ass Up, That's the Way We Like to Fuck"
stroke for stroke, while fucking her face down ass up.
She came.
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Alice Fodgenane - Tue, 18 Mar 2014 10:47:41 EST ID:DPlQRx01 No.86264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810

eh, so what, sex is boring
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Barnaby Hasslefield - Fri, 21 Mar 2014 01:08:47 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.86340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just had some casual, erryday SO sex.
came together.
just the one 'gasm each.
relaxing, before bed after our boring days of work.
Doesn't have to be epic every time
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Fanny Tillingworth - Mon, 24 Mar 2014 05:33:44 EST ID:6oV39HXg No.86390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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alright so about 7 months without sex up until recent, been dating this girl for about a month now and we finally frick fracked. went at it for about an hour and i couldnt bust, changed positions alot, fucked on my bed, the floor, just wasnt happening, was probably the condom. so i say we should take a break. i was thirsty as fuck so we went to the store and then came back and went right back at it for about a half hour. this time im using an even looser condom and it sucks. so i ask her if she would blow me and she starts to while i simultaneously finger her. after about 10 minutes im like hey how do you feel about unprotected? she said she wasnt against it so im like ITE NIGGA and i start poundin away. she says that feels alot better and im like fuck i know. i ask her where does she want me to cum. she said anywhere i want, so i say "inside you?" and shes like ok. so some time passes and i bust inside her and it was fucking great. first girl i ever did that with.

>ask her later if shes on birth control
>she says no

im like wtf why would you tell me its ok if i bust in you then and shes like idk honestly i wasnt thinking i was really into it. im like okay nbd and then she went and bought some plan b.
anyway she later told me it was one of the best fucks she had and now shes going to get on the pill. BWL
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James Sabblestock - Tue, 25 Mar 2014 00:15:21 EST ID:3R8fqrxU No.86395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I find fucking her hard makes her cum in more frequency, while slowly with passion, candlelight and music with some wine and dine makes her orgasms explosive.
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Angus Turveybury - Sun, 30 Mar 2014 11:46:01 EST ID:UNqvEJo2 No.86476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>birthday weekend, turn 26 today technically
>dropped 180-200ug of some good LSD Friday night
>I wouldn't actually know quality, first time doing it, my guy said it was good
>tripped balls either way for a good 9 hours
>Saturday night wiggles around, still awake and alive
>I’m still on the come down, feeling right with the universe
>go meet up with this really cool chick from online dating site
>have a really great time having a few drinks and shooting the shit
>bar is two blocks from my house, bring her over
>fantastic sex with sexy stranger, like 2 solid hours
>we’re just having tons of fun, I’m really into it and so is she
>end up coming together, I’m just resting inside her while our breathing matched
>so intimate and warm
>happy fucking birthday
>bump when laid
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Reuben Debberkatch - Fri, 04 Apr 2014 04:07:20 EST ID:aUjOVo0y No.86618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had been withdrawn from sex for about a year and half, mostly by choice. Hooked up with this girl - first non-white girl I've ever been with. I got a hotel room with her for about 5 hours of kink. Highlights:

Ate out her ass
She fucked my ass with a 7.5 inch strapon (it was white, she told me she wants a black one next time, as it looks weird. We both had a laugh... her first time doing this, not mine)
Tied her up with cuffs, a spreader bar (which broke halfway through), a blindfold. Then used clamps on her (her first time for all of that), and ate her out.
Got the best head of my life
She locked me in the humbler, first for me, pic related
Got to use some rope techniques I'd been practicing on her... she loved it
She came 3/4 times, I came twice
She licked up *all* my cum
Got my face sat on for like 30 minutes
Spanked her until her ass turned red

Was all probably a bit much for a second date. But it was fun. We're both switch and poly. We've discussed cucking as a next step. Could be a lot of fun.
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Rebecca Clayfoot - Fri, 04 Apr 2014 04:38:51 EST ID:u76snuvf No.86620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86618
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Polly Nivingbanks - Thu, 10 Apr 2014 03:30:31 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.86745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My honey and I just had our 151st time doing it
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Wesley Gaffingfat - Thu, 10 Apr 2014 11:26:07 EST ID:NRh/xDH1 No.86749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86618
>pic related

no pic :(
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Ernest Dozzlelock - Thu, 10 Apr 2014 18:31:09 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.86760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86745
You keep count?
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Martha Socklebury - Fri, 11 Apr 2014 00:30:52 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.86767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86760
I have since I ever started having sex.
I know exactly how many times I've done it with each partner, arriving at a current total of 747 instances of vaginal or anal sex, across 7 partners.
Each entry in my sex journal also includes the date, number and nature of orgasms per partner, and roughly 20 or less words to describe the experience. Usually it's more like 5 words, for typical stuff, and I use little codes and abbreviations so it fits on the line.
I love being able to literally count all of the orgasms I've caused and received.
I do all of this because each and every time is special and it would feel like an injustice to the sanctity of lovemaking to ignorantly forget a wonderful experience.

...Yes, I'm a literal diagnosed aspie.
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Emma Huzzlespear - Fri, 11 Apr 2014 02:02:08 EST ID:W8jwcrf7 No.86774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86767
I started thinking about what my entries would look like until i realized that in the last month litterally all would either be:
Morning sex, sweaty from last night, bad breath, slow and passionate, lots of kissing
Or
Sloppy drunk sex/don't remember
I may have a bit of a drinking problem
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Fucking Blashbanks - Fri, 11 Apr 2014 09:42:33 EST ID:1mnbjBtc No.86779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I met these three girls at school, they're all super good friends. Hooked up with one last week. Tonight I was cuddling between the one girl I sort of like/am seeing/fucked last week and her other friend who is rather jealous. I started hooking up with the girl I'm seeing while secretly fingering her friend, while her other friend watched.

They're all pretty fucking hot so I'm just absolutely beaming right now.
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Martin Gudgedid - Mon, 14 Apr 2014 03:58:30 EST ID:aUjOVo0y No.86814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86749

Fuuuuuuuck me for forgetting. Here it is, two weeks late.
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Simon Habblebury - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 04:19:04 EST ID:bbuWXMy9 No.86858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
when hot one-night-stand girl says "that was amazing!" after sex : )
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Barnaby Semmlenatch - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 12:29:08 EST ID:m1yc+pK+ No.86860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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mm, that pussy smelling cock feel
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Martin Bonkinson - Wed, 16 Apr 2014 13:50:27 EST ID:ZRKpwFvE No.86864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First time giving head(im a guy). It was really awesome :)

I've got this friend I'm really comfortable with, but I only visit him occasionally. Seemed like a good opportunity to try something new. Of course, now I have to leave :(. It resolved a lot of tension for both of us, and I think offered some insight into casual sex. It was fun and low pressure.

It's thrilling watching someone squirm with pleasure. And handling someone else's dick was cool too. Something about swallowing is awesome too!

Can't wait for round two!
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Thu, 17 Apr 2014 01:22:56 EST ID:lGWpTjJv No.86880 Report Quick Reply
>>86767
Nah I feel ya. Keep tracking of shit like that is something I like to do. Like I keep track of all the wrestling shows I've attended or the name of every school I attended and every class and teacher I ever had.
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Thomas Fendleforth - Fri, 25 Apr 2014 00:18:32 EST ID:oi94UlzF No.87103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Simultaneous orgasm after 5 minutes of doing it cause we had to leave for a movie date...
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Simon Wondlewotch - Sat, 26 Apr 2014 03:38:33 EST ID:FhshGzV/ No.87136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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CAR SEX YUSS
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Angus Drumblefield - Sat, 26 Apr 2014 04:40:27 EST ID:QMUPbni2 No.87137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86860
I know how you feel only when I have anal with my boyfriend and don't wash afterward
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George Pirringstire - Sun, 27 Apr 2014 03:18:55 EST ID:JCE4yJ0X No.87164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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There's this girl I met a while ago but didn't talk to much. She is gorgeous, like one of the cutest girls I've met, and I don't call many girls gorgeous. Recently she started talking to me and she wants to hang out alone at my place. It eventually leads to sex, but the condom fucking breaks and I cum all inside of her. I end up shelling out $50 for the plan-b pill and now I'm still hoping it works. I asked her and she's not expecting her period for like 2 and a half weeks so I really doubt she's ovulating, so logic tells me I should be fine, but fuuuck I don't want a kid with a girl I hardly know.

Then again, this girl has amazing genes so if there's any random girl I'd wanna knock up, it would be her. but I wouldn't like to knock up a random girl. Also A if you're reading, you really are gorgeous.
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George Pirringstire - Sun, 27 Apr 2014 03:22:58 EST ID:JCE4yJ0X No.87166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87164
Actually I just looked it up and I was wrong about doubting she is ovulating. But the pill stops that shit so let's hope.
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Emma Derringperk - Mon, 28 Apr 2014 00:31:50 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.87201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87166
Warning: the Plan B pill essentially triggers a sudden period.
For the next few days, she may be experience the same symptoms as the worst her periods usually get. Cramps, depression, and of course the bitchiness, which you need to be aware of. Like, she may be really mad at your or something for a couple days but bear in mind that that's very likely the side-effect of the drug doing it's thing, so, you might wait a few days to speak to her. Or not. Nevermind, just trust your instincts.
~$.02
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Phineas Clingerhall - Mon, 28 Apr 2014 02:37:39 EST ID:JCE4yJ0X No.87205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87201
Thank you for the warning. We're hanging out again soon so I'll be prepared.
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Molly Budgestock - Mon, 28 Apr 2014 13:20:11 EST ID:UC/gZ7II No.87217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Spent the night with a new friend the other day. After making her come with my tongue and finger she asked "is all that wet from me" the giggled for ten minutes. Sexiest thing ever
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William Grimstock - Wed, 30 Apr 2014 06:42:09 EST ID:aUjOVo0y No.87268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86618

This guy, back again. Same girl, mostly similar things. Although I bought her a hitachi this time, and we dicked around with that. Also, we napped together for a bit and then she grinded her ass against me in my sleep and we ended up having sleepy sex. My first actual bout of intercourse in 2+ years. My abs are still sore.
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Nathaniel Feppersatch - Fri, 09 May 2014 01:27:29 EST ID:mJ78m9wa No.87456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had sex with my neighbor... It was pretty great. Neither of us came (I was really nervous because this is like my third or fourth time having sex and my first time with her. And the first time with someone I've really been into on all levels), but it was really, really hot. She's into rough shit (and so am I), so it really hit the spot. I was going to eat her out but... She stopped me and told me she was molested and she can't stand to be eaten out because of that but she appreciated I was willing to.

Man she's so cute.
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Fuck Blugglewill - Fri, 09 May 2014 02:31:14 EST ID:4vzFuNe7 No.87462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87456
>She stopped me and told me she was molested and she can't stand to be eaten out because of that

Lmaooooo. Fucking girls man. I guess it makes sense they develop absolutely no sense of "don't kill the mood" when they can take advantage of a moment like that to talk about their (honestly so) tragic past.

Don't get me wrong I do genuinely feel bad when I learn about the abuse that any girl I know has suffered but....thats the point. Fuck you. First of all you never need to provide a reason for why you don't want a sexual act performed on you. Ever. But if you're not aware of this and feel competed to give an excuse then you make up some bullshit and talk about the molestation bit later. You don't get a free pass on being a weirdo like that because you've suffered through something awful. And that’s exactly the perfect word for this girl - call me a selfish insensitive dick all you want. That girl should care a little more about how this topic she's bringing up unnecessarily is some truly dark and negative shit that almost 100% of the time makes other people feel bad.
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Ian Gidgeduck - Sat, 10 May 2014 15:14:26 EST ID:m+QCEWy4 No.87516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87462

Wow you're an insensitive dick and probably a sociopath.
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Hannah Pirryhag - Sat, 10 May 2014 16:51:44 EST ID:N4PYcvHi No.87518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87516
I second this.
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Walter Wuddlenutch - Sat, 10 May 2014 18:22:45 EST ID:ivxJazhC No.87524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87518
Third. I assumed he was joking though
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Alice Biffinghat - Sat, 10 May 2014 20:06:32 EST ID:e8HbpLMZ No.87528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had sex yesterday. It was in her shitty car and I hadn't had sex since early December so I came after about 10-15 minutes. She was able to come and we stood around and talked afterwards.
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Chester Grumblebum - Sat, 10 May 2014 23:21:02 EST ID:m8Ipzy3l No.87534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
I had sex a slightly thick, extremely cute Korean girl today. I got her number in the strangest way. We went to lunch, then her place, which smelled overwhelmingly of citrus. Anyway, we were both undressed in 7 seconds flat, and I started eating her out, which probably went on for like 20-25 minutes. Her clit was HUGE, and she came every 2-3 minutes, to the point where it was almost annoying. Almost. Then she got on top, and rode me for 15 minutes, spun around, and rode me another 5 minutes. She was fucking LOUD. Then she leaned forward, got on her hands and knees, and I fucked her doggystyle for a few, then she rolled over, and I fucked her Missionary for 10 minutes before I came. I'm surprised a human being is capable of producing that much semen. I am DEFINITELY calling her again.
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Sophie Futtingham - Mon, 12 May 2014 03:04:10 EST ID:LbLo9iuD No.87557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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1.5 year dry spell BROKEN!

It was pretty quick and we were too tired for round 2 (we were at a pretty brutal show tonight beforehand), but it was some pretty decent shit and he seems like a nice dude. I think we're gonna make great fuckbuddies.
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Augustus Borrytit - Thu, 15 May 2014 23:50:31 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.87617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It had been a week, which is a long time because I'm spoiled.
I was a good boy and didn't cum until I saw my honey again.
I gave her some 15-minute Colonel Angus 'till a 'gasm, then had my way with her, making her cum about 10 times, culminating in her having a 3-tier orgasm while begging me to cum with her so I did.
We are happily in love.
Sex is awesome.
I was only a little high before sex, but after, I was suddenly REALLY high.
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Charles Settingfore - Fri, 16 May 2014 05:05:05 EST ID:WmAIl/Im No.87623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87557
cheers my year spell was just broken, wasn't as epic as yours though. I pulled the trigger really early, like 2 minutes in. haha oh well.
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Barnaby Pandersidge - Sat, 17 May 2014 17:46:53 EST ID:sDI62Puu No.87650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87534
Lucky man, pics?
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Cedric Fomblehood - Mon, 19 May 2014 01:26:01 EST ID:XUChXTad No.87666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87534
How do you fuckers go on for half an hour of oral? Jesus I'd be tired of it mentally and physically. But that's me
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Chester Grumblebum - Mon, 19 May 2014 05:12:36 EST ID:m8Ipzy3l No.87675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87650
Nah.

>>87666
I happen to get the same psychological pleasure giving oral as I do fucking. Most dudes don't, and that's cool too.
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Caroline Billingway - Thu, 22 May 2014 06:06:34 EST ID:lF+Ose15 No.87782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87675
Big MDMA-related orgasm had and several clitoral and vaginal orgasms given
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Martha Samblesirk - Thu, 22 May 2014 06:51:58 EST ID:buR/ss01 No.87785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
been getting so much laid
3 partners in the last week
and did it 3 times last night
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Simon Dellyshaw - Sun, 25 May 2014 14:59:59 EST ID:LbLo9iuD No.87821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Boyfriend 10 minutes away from my place, we haven't seen each other in a few days, I haven't fapped in a few days either. Purple Kush and condoms sitting out. Preparing for some serious faggotry. so preemptive bump
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Whitey Gollerfuck - Sun, 25 May 2014 21:17:46 EST ID:UNqvEJo2 No.87824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
gf coming over in 1.5 hrs. packing bowls and watching netflix, then having crazy good sex because thats what we do.

sex is fun. bump.
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Cyril Buttingdure - Mon, 26 May 2014 10:55:08 EST ID:LbLo9iuD No.87830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Great morning wood sex finishing up a rip-roarin' night of passion. DAAAAMN.

My room reeks of vodka, latex, blood, shame, and awesome.
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cursive - Mon, 26 May 2014 17:47:57 EST ID:EFPuNs/5 No.87837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87830
>My room reeks of vodka, latex, blood, shame, and awesome.
10/10 holla
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Cyril Buttingdure - Mon, 26 May 2014 19:01:08 EST ID:LbLo9iuD No.87840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87837
Not gonna lie, shit was pretty cash. I washed them sheets as soon as he left, I'll tell you that.

NB, only fapping to dirty selfies of him on my Android.
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Jenny Pockway - Wed, 28 May 2014 06:26:08 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.87869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honey and I just played a game of Slutty Student and the Sex-Starved Professor.
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Alice Druddlefoot - Wed, 28 May 2014 20:15:03 EST ID:4icpURxV No.87897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83811

i think it is refered to as "The Jockey" and it is indeed lovely!
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William Gidgechutch - Wed, 28 May 2014 20:59:26 EST ID:J6w8qhka No.87898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Came home with my girlfriend last night drunk, we were rushing to get in the taxi to get home. Got home and fucked four times, for 3 hours. My groin actually feels bruised because I just put my full weight into it. Dressed her up in knee-high socks and lace like a cake too.

Damn, that was a good night.
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Beatrice Gambleville - Wed, 28 May 2014 22:05:43 EST ID:DqSo+JLp No.87899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got back from training last night, she was on the bed watching tv, went for a quick rub. Two sessions and four loads of baby batter later I have finally christened by gi.

Hate her out for an hour in the morning. She says she has sore kidneys, may be UTI.
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Albert Mammersatch - Fri, 30 May 2014 19:02:38 EST ID:cIbwEB7y No.87935 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Last night my girlfriend came over. We drank a few jagerbombs, smoked a bowl of weed and then had amazing sex.

Usual foreplay includes biting, tossling the hair, kissing all over her body. Then I decided to get her wet and warmed up by slightly eating her pussy out with my tongue. She cums easily so I didn't want to eat her out too hard. She loves my long, hard penis and much prefers that I just fuck her instead of eating her out.

When we fuck, usually it starts out in missionary. I'll go slow and hard at first, then gradually pick up speed and intensity. Then when she is close to orgasm, I pound her slowly but with lots of force. She loves that shit. Then when she is coming I fuck her hard and senseless. I usually get her a few times before I finally cum.

She has rockin huge tits and a very asthetic looking vagina (also tight too!). She's not a squirter but there have been times where she has gotten very wet from cumming so hard. I love the feeling when her vagina gets tight around my cock as she cums her love juices.

I've had sex only a few times before I met this girl. We are madly in love with each other, still to this day. We've been dating almost a year now and every time we have sex it is either great or REALLY great.

Pic kinda related, my girlfriend's tits look almost like these.
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Fanny Blabberhodge - Sat, 07 Jun 2014 15:10:01 EST ID:1HevW5Fq No.88130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump, back to the first page

woke up and found a shirtless sleepy boyfriend smelling pleasantly of coffee and pancakes standing by the window. HOT. mmmmm. morning sex. best way to start the day.
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cursive - Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:31:33 EST ID:DBxeJzVm No.88134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
bump. bumpbumpubmupbmupbmpumbpumhpmpbmu a million times bump i squirted while he fucked me raw god fucking damnit i needed that cock it was so warm and hard and in me making me love it
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Matilda Smallstock - Sun, 08 Jun 2014 16:12:48 EST ID:uZqdHpVE No.88151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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4 day sex binge bump

tl ; dr : met up with an old childhood friend and we've been having mystical dom - sub sex for a few days on end. SLAYER abound ;D

i hadn't had sex in probably like 8+ months and was actually pretty okay with it
a lot of it had to to with the fact that the last sex i had was with a pregnant chick

not that it was bad sex or anything but it wasn't my kid and i felt some guilt about it for a while
plus opiate addiction and crazy so the no sex was actually pretty okay

get a message from a really old friend i had known since like 6th grade she's back from uni for a few months and doesn't really have any friends in our hometown anymore (it's a fairly small drug addled shit hole)

probably one of my more interesting friends from back in the day so why not
take a couple hits of acid early in the day because fuck you
we meet up at a local pub and shoot the shit drinking $1 pbr's

we're really hitting it off well and the pub is essentially closed while we're sitting at the bar
decide to walk up to a local gas station and get 40oz's and bags
realize just how much i like this girl as we're walking around our old childhood streets drinking malt liquor

she invites me back to her house and fuck why not

take some time walking down a grassy trail that's close to her house
get really metaphysical in some part due to the acid and some part feeling like i could really open up to this girl

tell her about my desire to travel the stars and spread life and love throughout our galaxy
after a while she pounced on me and we made hot messy hurried love under the stars for a while
absolutely magical

after deciding that the insects where too thick we went back to her place

i've been staying here for 3-4 days now
we've been making love and experimenting dom - sub roles every night

highlights:

>she really likes fingers in her mouth, she also finds comfort in gagging
>repeated instances of casual oral sex, i have a fairly numb cock and she has a fairly sensitive pussy so i take joy in her taste and her orgasm while she enjoys gagging on my cock
>went to the beach and she wore a sundress, we took turns giving oral sex hidden in the trees with family's feet away
>came inside her repeatedly
>she likes to call me daddy, and it's the first time i've actually enjoyed this
>last night i let her peg me with her strap on and i actually enjoyed it a lot, i came close to a pure prostate stimulation ejaculation but the pain overcame and i had her stop. still very enjoyable

she's tall, taller than me and i'm 5'9", strong jawed, blonde, cute round ass, tight plump camel pussy, entrancing eyes, purely german

it's only been a few days and she already wants to take me to south america.
help guys

pic related; how i feel right now
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Fanny Genningkick - Sun, 08 Jun 2014 19:27:21 EST ID:b4RsLeoo No.88157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88151
What have you honestly got to lose? How bad could it end up?
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Lydia Gucklefield - Sun, 08 Jun 2014 19:52:57 EST ID:il6RUics No.88158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87935
I want that bodyyyyy
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Frederick Dopperwill - Fri, 04 Jul 2014 14:24:07 EST ID:OhgnSma5 No.88756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I get to her house and I'm greeted with my honey wearing just a thin dress and she immediately starts making out with me all gently and lovingly and I'm like, "Wait, I've been working and all sweaty and dirty for 3 days and honestly I don't wanna give you a yeast infection from my sweaty dick so hold on while I get in the shower."
HOORAY COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPS
so I'm in the shower washing and she just comes on in the shower naked with me and does a little cute-as-fuck swaying dance, patiently waiting behind me with this adorable smile on her face.
When I finish washing my (long) hair and turn to nuzzle her she says,
"I took a hit before you got here. Hint and wink."
(sativa makes her horny)
yaaaaay showercuddles and gentle foreplay.
Then when we got out I could see how much she wanted the lovin' so I went down on her for like 20 minutes for this wonderful sweeping full-body orgasm.
Then I gave her the dick.
9 orgasms total, in about 40 minutes of doing it.
I love being in love.
:3
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M0rtecouille - Mon, 07 Jul 2014 13:09:25 EST ID:ci0d8fPx No.88797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88151
noice. do it


Had sex last night with two hot Ukrainian girls, one who's 18, the other 22.
We got well drunk, walked around a little at night, got another bottle of wine before I talked them into a threesome. They start kissing each other, game on.
I finger them for a while (I like when girls come before I penetrate them), eat them out a little. Pace was hard to keep cause one wanted it slow and the other one faster. Drunk coordination lel. Then I try to pound one and she's too tight, so I pound the other raw dog. Didn't get to fuck the other one. Hey, does that even count as a 3some? Refucked the tight 18 y/o 2 hours later. Prone bone fuck yeah!
Felt so fucking good, I just left a difficult relationship and hadn't get laid in a month and a half cause I've been so fucking down.
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Lillian Nettingway - Mon, 07 Jul 2014 17:23:30 EST ID:wDpKsPdN No.88800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was just raped.
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Shit Brobbletore - Mon, 07 Jul 2014 19:09:28 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.88803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88800
https://www.rainn.org/get-help/national-sexual-assault-hotline
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Hamilton Buzzville - Tue, 08 Jul 2014 02:36:55 EST ID:pfkzf+jM No.88810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88756
You'll get old and tired of each other soon
>:3
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M0rtecouille - Tue, 08 Jul 2014 09:48:56 EST ID:ci0d8fPx No.88814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>88797
Got laid second night in a row with another Ukrainian girl
check em
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Honestly - Tue, 08 Jul 2014 18:49:31 EST ID:P1227Ubw No.88823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Laid two hours ago. Yay
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David Dacklestock - Tue, 08 Jul 2014 19:16:46 EST ID:dr6NgopB No.88824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just met a guy over fetlife
a dominant daddy-type
we spent 4 hours talking and drinking on his bed
and then he took my virginity
it was a perfect night
i slept in the kennel at the foot of his bed
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Kevin Murdsack - Wed, 09 Jul 2014 12:35:44 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.88832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88824
Damn that's dark.
I understand how it can be perfect for you,
but my first response is revulsion and a wish to rescue you and show you what love and affection is and other sappy stuff cause I'm sure you're a beautiful sweet person and deserve someone's love.
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Wesley Dondlebetch - Wed, 09 Jul 2014 12:36:49 EST ID:ijWMTrFe No.88833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88810

>tired of each other

The usual way it works is one person gets more tired than the other.
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Polly Heshhedge - Wed, 09 Jul 2014 14:51:22 EST ID:25DoR0RF No.88837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
vigorous anal and now my ass is oddly comfy
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William Fipperpen - Thu, 10 Jul 2014 15:48:55 EST ID:GjiZV03b No.88867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810

Just had a interracial threesome with two of my ex girlfriends best friends. Both insanely beautiful girls. It was fucking killer. Apparently they planned it. Awesome.
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John Pullerbanks - Thu, 10 Jul 2014 18:21:56 EST ID:KDN0nOEw No.88873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83810
BUMP! I just went 20 and 0 at wimbleton!!
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Graham Sanderstock - Tue, 15 Jul 2014 06:43:41 EST ID:aUjOVo0y No.88931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Been chatting with an older domme for a few weeks now (she's 37, I'm 25). She had me over her place for "training". Precluding this was me being banned from cumming for two days prior (I'm usually a 3-4 times/day guy, so this was something I haven't experienced before). And it was seriously fucking hot. Highlights:

We watched a horror movie called Vile. It was about 10 people trapped in a house with some device stuck to their head that extracts a chemical produced only when the body is in extreme pain. They have to produce that pain in each other, enough to make a drug, or they'll be killed. She was getting hot during this movie. It started with me giving her a foot massage during. She also was blowing smoke in my face, making me swallow her ashes and she even put out a cig on my chest (it burned, and still kinda hurts). Then she had me eat her out on her couch.
She introduced me to her various floggers, just for fun. She didn't hit too hard... I don't have a high pain tolerance. She left some marks... I powered through.
She apparently used to be a stripper. She started giving me a lap dance, and it was seriously fucking good. I'm all teased up, and someone knocks at the door. At this point I'm in a collar, shorts, underwear and nothing else. She invites a couple of her friends in, we smoke some bud. I was getting shown off on my first day... was so fucking hot.
She taught me some finger commands, picture related. Had me do them in front of her friends.
After that, she had me massage her back. She was watching Hostel (she's big into horror), and decided she wanted some. She had me in one of those face gags with a dildo popping out of the front and rode it to orgasm. Then she had me finger her. Then she allowed me to fuck her. First time I'd cum in 3 days... and it felt *soooo* good.
She chained my foot to the front of her bed with a padlock. She told me I have to work my way up to the bed. I wasn't even going to be given a blanket or pillow - I just slept on her carpet.
She woke up and went to work, but not before locking me in chains leading from my collar to a pair of Smith & Wesson handcuffs. Told me to do some chores for her while she went to work. She took my car keys and wore the keys to the padlock and handcuffs on a chain around her neck. She texted me telling me about all the coworkers who asked about the keys - and she told them. One of her lesbian coworkers liked to grab the keys and tell her "now he's my bitch too!"... she made sure to tell me this.
I cooked her breakfast in those chains (bacon and eggs). She wrote "(Her name)'s SLUT on my chest in permanent marker before I was uncuffed and sent to work. I'm going to be back for an entire weekend next weekend, and she promises that it will be even *more* intense.

I'm so fucking happy right now. And frustrated. I only get one cum between now and the weekend. And she's been sending me messages and pics all day. But it's exactly what I've wanted.
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Edwin Fushway - Tue, 15 Jul 2014 16:47:55 EST ID:ZAcOCrB+ No.88936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88931

How did you meet this woman?
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Charles Pockbanks - Tue, 15 Jul 2014 19:05:13 EST ID:ijWMTrFe No.88937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88867

>interracial

Race is a social construct. There is no such thing.
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Hugh Smalllock - Tue, 15 Jul 2014 19:23:00 EST ID:YV80GyNI No.88939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88931
Makes me d'awww.
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Priscilla Bettingwill - Thu, 17 Jul 2014 02:54:53 EST ID:AZamnemx No.88964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88931
that's hot. your post gave me a half chub.
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Priscilla Blisslelock - Thu, 17 Jul 2014 11:56:20 EST ID:ESwo3fdo No.88971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Last night my gf fell asleep on my shoulder while we were watching TV. I woke her up while laying down to goto bed and she jumps on top of me and we start making out, after I blew the first load I tried to lay down and go to sleep again. She said no you woke me up you're going to fuck me until I give you permission to stop, and starts massaging my cock and balls until I'm hard again. After I finally came the third time an hour and a half later and gave her what she claimed to be the best orgasm of her life, I finally got to go to sleep.
Just woke up had a morning quickie and brought her to work. I feel today is going to be a good day.
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Barnaby Dullyhall - Thu, 17 Jul 2014 17:58:58 EST ID:oskpZ1Mk No.88979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>88971
I just hit the ball into a homerun love 40 ;) 8=====> we both had so much fun at ... ummmm soccer I mean space camp:)
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Wesley Drosslewack - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 04:31:38 EST ID:+yAyQ59B No.89058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i recently met a switch (im a switch as well) but she is way more of a domme. shes been dressing me up in slutty clothes, binding my cock up with paracord and switching between pegging me and swatting me around with her hands or a riding crop

a magical thing happened that i didnt know existed, i went into subspace holy shit that was so fun.

even tho she claims to be more dominant i think im starting to realize she likes it and will take it if i fight for dominance. she also has a pregnancy fetish so i'll pretend to be her dad and cum in her and then rub her clit til she cums telling her to soak up all that jizz and have my baby.

shits awesome. eventually we will start experimenting with other girls and traps and shit. we really want to find a sub couple to dominate the fuck out of
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lawlercaust !CBDMr8zxnk - Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:25:02 EST ID:8KkGa1sU No.89081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83810
See that pic? That's me, trapping. I just got my ass pounded by my best friend. My Sissy virginity just got taken =D
Well, time to buy lingerie.
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Lillian Brondlefatch - Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:56:02 EST ID:IEtlHCWY No.89085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89081
>them filters
>that lipstick kiss
>this attention whoring

sure is highschool in here
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Ian Birrytadging - Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:35:55 EST ID:aUjOVo0y No.89093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88936

She commented on one of my pics on Fetlife (not sure how she found them), and we started chatting.
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Hannah Wegglehall - Wed, 23 Jul 2014 23:21:03 EST ID:dja4eTre No.89100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89081

Hot.

>>89085

Jealous.
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Archie Greenworth - Thu, 24 Jul 2014 16:51:13 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.89114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i did the sex
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Molly Saddlegold - Thu, 24 Jul 2014 20:57:43 EST ID:IEtlHCWY No.89117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89100
You got me, I'm jealous I don't dress up like a girl and take it in the butt, then take bad pictures of myself to use on imageboards.

I'm so jealous I just shit in my pants.
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Isabella Clanningway - Sat, 26 Jul 2014 06:13:41 EST ID:JHegvDdt No.89140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just banged my wife real good. Been awhile. She's been hot on the old faggot at her job. He won't talk to her anymore cause he knows she's crazy bitch, and rightfully so. But she's still obsessed with him for some reason. Guess I haven't been dickin' her down right, but damn, bitch needs to respect. So, this what her face looked like when I was done. Yes, she's black.
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Betsy Fegglehere - Sat, 26 Jul 2014 09:55:35 EST ID:OaEOWw6m No.89145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yesterday I paid $230 to cheat on my GF and fuck, and get fucked by a shemale prostitue. Its been a dream of mine to do it for sometime, but I'm glad I finally got to. We used protection and what not, so I'm sure I'm good. I loved sucking her cock while she sucked mine. I managed to cum once, and although she was close, she didn't manage to ( which I'm kind of happy about, less mess).

Anyways, I needed to air this out somewhere so why not here.
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Priscilla Brungerpark - Sun, 27 Jul 2014 00:49:37 EST ID:+PDm4FjZ No.89154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ex who I still really like is passed out next to me after cumming like 6 times. people must not be doing too great of a job on her, she came repeatedly right when I put it in her.

She's moving away soon. God I'm gonna miss dat ass.

BUMP
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Barnaby Bunwell - Sun, 27 Jul 2014 02:35:53 EST ID:dja4eTre No.89155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89117

Here, fill out one of these and we can get you some assistance.
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Martha Pommermotch - Thu, 31 Jul 2014 02:43:07 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.89207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just made my girlfriend legitimately orgasm by licking her neck while holding her head and side.
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Sophie Nimmleferk - Thu, 31 Jul 2014 17:39:28 EST ID:FO649LeZ No.89223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had sex for the first time in 2 months. She girl straight up told me there's a possibility she had chlamydia so I wore a condom, and I don't usually wear them. I was semi-soft the whole time thanks to the condom, and I couldn't cum. Those things fucking suck.
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George Fabbersuck - Thu, 31 Jul 2014 21:40:12 EST ID:/HhLZxNZ No.89224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89223
Don't fap. Don't do anything except have sex with a condom on. You'll get hard ons and cum eventually, I promise you.
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Frederick Slappingsud - Sat, 02 Aug 2014 07:30:27 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.89268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
WE GOT MY WHOLE DONG UP HER ASS THIS TIME
WE'RE SO EXCITED
She could only do it for about 2 minutes before it hurt too much but
PROGRESS
FUCK YEAH
(I've already given her several anal orgasms from small toys)
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Betsy Conderstick - Thu, 07 Aug 2014 23:30:13 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.89404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We did it and she wanted me to cum on her back, so after I did, I drew with the cum on her back. Made a little face.
haf
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trayanise !rU8mq5Ca7M - Fri, 08 Aug 2014 13:22:34 EST ID:b9Di5p9K No.89413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>congratulations, you wore out a nympho
Too bad I couldn't get off. Maybe next time. Bwl anyway
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Lydia Sasslepore - Fri, 08 Aug 2014 15:44:01 EST ID:NAnepsEd No.89415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Post sex smoke with a chick I picked up at a club, I've never had a bitch who love a belt around her neck soo much, no condom, blew that load right up in her...feels good man.
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David Pemblebury - Tue, 12 Aug 2014 21:46:22 EST ID:UNqvEJo2 No.89473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
intoduced my gf to mdma

we came up lying naked, embracing other in a comfy bed

my dick was laughably limp, so I just played with her for a while until we decided there were better things to do.
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Molly Pickforth - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 00:55:15 EST ID:/HhLZxNZ No.89474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89415
It's a bad idea but it's so much fun isn't it bro?
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Fuck Bradgehood - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 06:13:18 EST ID:7yowNPHW No.89476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89474
Yea mang.
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Thu, 14 Aug 2014 14:27:08 EST ID:Trl0wlIt No.89490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
bump. 69'd then blew the guy on the edge of the bed. he busted quick, first timer. Nutted again 20 mins later looking up my skirt, rubbing through my panties.
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Cedric Drarringshaw - Thu, 14 Aug 2014 14:47:27 EST ID:/HhLZxNZ No.89491 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89490
You nutted again or he did?
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Thu, 14 Aug 2014 14:48:46 EST ID:Trl0wlIt No.89492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
he did. first timer, total magic ♥
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Thu, 14 Aug 2014 16:30:35 EST ID:Trl0wlIt No.89495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bump, passionate kissing, into a hand job, slow stripping, fall back onto the bed and dry hump. kissing turns to necking turns to tittie sucking down my tummy down my legs to my toes for a few minutes then back up... pauses with hot breath on my loins, flips me over and eats my ass doggy style while playing with my tits and cock, i reach back with my legs and start giving him a footjob since he's obv got that fetish
i postured up and kissed him over my shoulder, kept going with my toes while he's grabbing all over and shaking. boom.

i felt like the alien from Species or something, apparently there's no position you can put me in that i can't jerk you off with one part of me or another =^.^=
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Sidney Cramblesore - Sat, 16 Aug 2014 04:18:34 EST ID:gd7dJ9Hm No.89515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Hanging out with gf friday night
>We smoke and chill out
>She touches my crouch
>Fuck yea its finally gonna happen
>I never had sex and neither did she
>We make out some more and she pulls her pants down
>I stick it in and start pumping like a motherfucker
>Suddenly she makes this "ahh" painful noise
>I look down and see blood on my dick
>Star hyperventilating
>Getting dizzy and pull out
>She ask if i'm okay
>Legs are noodles at this point
>Pass out in fetal position
>She leaves me :(
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William Blattingbury - Sat, 16 Aug 2014 10:58:34 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.89522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wake up an hour late
Me: "Oh I guess we don't have time to have sex now..."
GF: "Oh, we can have sex."
>we have sex
>unf from behind
>cum
>yay
>happies
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Reuben Sosslelock - Sat, 16 Aug 2014 12:15:24 EST ID:Nu4X2uo1 No.89523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89515
If your aim was to make someone cringe, you have succeeded.
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Oliver Murdfoot - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 00:06:58 EST ID:gd7dJ9Hm No.89534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89523
I have a phobia of blood.
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Reuben Poddlenug - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 00:29:00 EST ID:358gtK9v No.89537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89534
Did you not expect blood while fucking a virgin? Do you understand anatomy at all? Sucks you had a bad first time but you kind of overreacted to a normal thing, which was probably very hard for your girl...
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Nell Facklewater - Sun, 17 Aug 2014 22:28:07 EST ID:+8wo3pj1 No.89561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
holy fuck have been waiting to bump this thread, 1.5 year dry spell broken fuck yeah. we both came 3 times, she couldnt get enough good times peace love fuck
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Henry Harringstock - Mon, 18 Aug 2014 22:25:52 EST ID:mBhAID3s No.89607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89561
GOT LAID FOUR FUCKING TIMES YESTERDAY. My peehole is burning up.
It was with the cutest girl and she was really dirty in bed. No condomn on any of those times.

Such a shame she's ex-gf with one of my bros... I feel really fucking bad (I found out during the date)... I'll probably make a thread in /qq/
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Hannah Niggershit - Tue, 19 Aug 2014 00:41:29 EST ID:eQHyWoTs No.89611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Had the best sex of my life today and I'm hoping we'll be able to get together again later in the week. We had great chemistry (which is part of what made it so good)so I think we'll be seeing each other again
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Hedda Bondlefuck - Sat, 23 Aug 2014 19:16:19 EST ID:lnS8tbL4 No.89726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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3 days of great sex in a row with my hunny :3
pic related
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Cyril Mucklewidge - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 19:28:29 EST ID:sM3QNBn0 No.89741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89515

You should go for men, if you are gonna pass out like a bitch whenever you see some blood.
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James Smallspear - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 22:18:31 EST ID:8+vEsdmE No.89743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89741
especially if he is a bottom
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Molly Noddleworth - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 03:33:05 EST ID:0N0repmN No.89746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89726
Call me pedantic but I would not eat that pussy, it's a shame, those flaps ruin such a nice thing.
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Molly Blythestock - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 07:10:55 EST ID:qhppFUt4 No.89781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89746
>Call me pedantic

Huh?

> those flaps ruin such a nice thing.

The pic isn't very high-res, but those labia don't look big at all.
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Fuck Brengerfure - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 09:02:56 EST ID:0N0repmN No.89782 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89781
>Huh?
Excessively concerned with minor details or rules; overscrupulous.

>The pic isn't very high-res, but those labia don't look big at all.
I zoomed in on it 200%, yes they are, stop it.
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Samuel Fongersturk - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 09:06:30 EST ID:lAHQ3+ix No.89783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89782
its a completely non-fitting use of the word.

oh and also your standards are stupid - as well as your grasp on the english language.
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Fuck Brengerfure - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 09:13:06 EST ID:0N0repmN No.89784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89783
I'm high as fuck, I'll write whatever bullshit I like, also, fuck you buddy, I don't judge your standards do I?
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Fuck Brookfoot - Tue, 26 Aug 2014 23:47:36 EST ID:qhppFUt4 No.89798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89782
> Excessively concerned with minor details or rules; overscrupulous.
Yeah, that's what the word means. I have to wonder how the hell that applies to what you wrote though.
>I zoomed in on it 200%, yes they are, stop it.
Pretty sure they're not. I'm also pretty sure that a digital zoom doesn't effect information density.
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Fucking Fibblegold - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 11:31:52 EST ID:F/Nil0p+ No.89811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I spent almost five hours having sex on and off yesterday with a really cute and sweet girl. First time I have violent sex too, I smacked her, chocked her, pulled her hair, spanked her so hard you could take my fingerprints out of her ass. Came inside of her everytime as she said to me "I want your cum, I want you to cum inside of me, please". Hottest thing ever, no shit.
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Fuck Brunderson - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 12:50:19 EST ID:wH46jRMB No.89812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89811

More details are required. Tats or anything? Tats are hot on a girl if done right.
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Hugh Murdfield - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 23:06:48 EST ID:mBhAID3s No.89820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>89812
She's a really sweet girl from a small town, no tats or anything, you'd never expect her to be the way she is in bed, which makes it even hotter. She's from irish/german family, but we speak spanish, so she actually moaned like 'Ay si papi, más duro'. We both study philosophy, and it turns out we've liked each other for years but I never picked up on her cues, and I was too much of a pussy to make a move. I'm pretty fucking happy to be honest.
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Cornelius Capperkutch - Wed, 27 Aug 2014 23:35:52 EST ID:wH46jRMB No.89821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89820
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Molly Drashkick - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 03:06:27 EST ID:17D660mO No.89825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89811
My nigga.
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BBB - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 04:15:15 EST ID:CGcIah3H No.89826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>89825
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Monk-E - Thu, 28 Aug 2014 09:22:10 EST ID:qsir/ocJ No.89838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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-___-
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Doris Panningbanks - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 06:36:08 EST ID:G7pEBr/g No.89882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aw yea, got a call from a friend saying another friend was down for the D. Went over, the two friends whi were at her house took her son for an icecream, bit, choked and ate her like a cannibals last meal.

Far, far better than the last chick.
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Horrorshow is a Heel - Sun, 31 Aug 2014 19:13:38 EST ID:9b6CwlQ2 No.89917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>88931
That's honestly pretty damn hot...
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David Turveygold - Sun, 31 Aug 2014 20:13:13 EST ID:ESwo3fdo No.89918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gf's birth control ran out Friday and she forgot to refill, the pharmacy that has her prescription is closed til Tuesday. Gonna have to use condoms for the first time in a year or so, shit sucks.
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Sophie Gonningway - Wed, 24 Sep 2014 19:56:24 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.90286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JUST GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND HER FIRST ANAL INTERCOURSE ORGASM

On my way there I told her to shower and get her asshole clean for kisses
I got there and she was really fucking horny
I bent her over the bed to see she had no panties on and that drove me fucking wild with love
I kissed and nuzzled her ass and licked her pussy from behind and couldn't help myself but kiss and lick her tight little backdoor and she was moaning so intensely and trembling and I stuck my tongue up her ass as far as I could (which is not that far) and wiggled it around and she was basically on the brink of orgasm already, and my dick was rock hard and dripping precum and I asked her
"You want my cock up your ass?"
"Yes!"
Context: We have been playing with her ass for more than a year, working our way up towards anal sex. Early on, I could give her an orgasm from a vibrating anal toy, and a couple months ago we finally fit my cock all the way up her ass, but we could only do it for about two minutes of fun before it started hurting her and we stopped. We did the same thing twice since then.
THIS TIME WE WERE DOING ANAL AND SHE ORGASMED
Like, in-and-out straightup doing it sex and she came from it :3
Of course the whole time I was blown away and kept saying
"I love you, I trust you, I love you honey, you're so beautiful..."
But like less than 15 seconds after her orgasm ended, it started hurting and she asked me to pull out. It will still take a bunch more training before her ass is conditioned enough that I would have enough time to work up my own orgasm.
Gods I wanna cum in that butt.
Also yes, she was 100% anal virgin when we met.
Had no idea it could be a source of orgasm.
ALSO THAT SAME NIGHT SHE LICKED MY ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
She's known for a while that I wanted it, and I guess she was finally in the mood to try it for me :3
(pic is approximation of our anal lovemaking position)
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Simon Fagglefuck - Wed, 24 Sep 2014 22:41:35 EST ID:nqJZdbP/ No.90290 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Random okcupid
Good lay, won't call him back tho
Way too demanding
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Wesley Blatherfuck - Sat, 27 Sep 2014 10:47:48 EST ID:fjXrx7Ri No.90336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>90290
>Way too demanding

Please explain, I hear this a lot from a few friends and none of them can give a coherent answer.
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Sat, 27 Sep 2014 15:27:30 EST ID:1YQUldck No.90338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>90290
*okChlamydia XP
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Ghengis Dong - Sat, 27 Sep 2014 20:48:14 EST ID:PBTfbqD8 No.90339 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83810
Just banged this perfect 18 yo latina (23, here). It was the first time I made a girl cum from just penetration, and in under like 5 minutes no less owing to lots of foreplay. Hmph, god I want to hit that again. Super bumpe-ru
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Hannah Trotdale - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 13:11:31 EST ID:/HhLZxNZ No.90398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just filled my girlfriend's pussy up. Must have ejaculated like a whole pint of semen inside of her.
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Eugene Bregglehod - Mon, 06 Oct 2014 14:30:40 EST ID:vtpY7+qp No.90447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been really very laid lately, should've invested in some condoms maybe but whatevs. It's mainly confidence, tho not having any weed has helped my game immensely. I wish I had the wherewithal to do a full write up.
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Doris Panningbid - Thu, 09 Oct 2014 21:18:15 EST ID:G8Q/GIK5 No.90522 Report Quick Reply
>>90447
It's probably best that you laid off the weed during sex. Don't want to have something to throw you off your game.
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Rebecca Cinderhood - Sun, 12 Oct 2014 10:08:15 EST ID:KX0SSGDH No.90576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wife's out of town for the weekend so had a chick i met off whisper come over, she's 19 i'm 26.. i hit it and i hit it good. I'm pretty average so i've never had a girl actually hurt from my cock although she took it a little better the second and third time. Poor girl didn't get any sleep. <3
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Augustus Blackman - Mon, 13 Oct 2014 17:37:00 EST ID:3r1CEYwH No.90608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>90286
This guy, checking in.
Today we had a simultaneous anal orgasm :3
I finally came up that ass. Took 17 months of relationship.
I love this gal.
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Wesley Drarringbanks - Mon, 13 Oct 2014 20:06:18 EST ID:qDUz/bTx No.90611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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not sure if i belong in this thread but i am currently high as fuck and receiving nudes from a virgin. life is good.
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Molly Pockforth - Tue, 14 Oct 2014 20:46:02 EST ID:EE7IEBbi No.90642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>90611
I'll pay that broski.
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Graham Hickletedging - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 21:12:37 EST ID:6WTTTIkb No.90671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Im the guy who was a virgin who was going to lose his v-card to a lesbian, here is how it went:
>making out untli naked
>fingered her for quite some time
>tried to do oral on her, but because of her position it was awkward and stoped it
>moar fingering
>decides to penetrate her aww yeah jolly african-american
>she is lying down with legs semi open, try to put it but just can't seen to put it right
>i say it will be easier to do this with her on top
>she also kinds of struggles to put it in but she was able
>rides me for some time
>change positions, to her lying with legs on my shoulders
>getting tired of this after some time i put her back to ride on me
>she was riding but was stoping for some breaks
>after a final break says she can't do it anymore
>tries to suck me
>after sucking me and masturbating me for sometime i am finally able to cum
Well i was worried of busting a nut to soon because i was a virgin, but i actually had a struggle to orgasm, went for about 45 minutes of fucking her without a hint of a orgasm, does this gets better?
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Augustus Channinghat - Thu, 16 Oct 2014 23:26:34 EST ID:EE7IEBbi No.90672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>90671
Not a bad first run son, pity you couldn't capitalize on the tongue action but meh.

It only gets better if you and your partner(s) make it.
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Wesley Dissledale - Sat, 18 Oct 2014 19:23:59 EST ID:xtZ4vI0I No.90695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how do i know if/when my girl have an orgasm? Help plos :(
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Albert Brookshit - Sat, 18 Oct 2014 19:33:13 EST ID:fXMfoW6a No.90696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>90695
It varies pretty dramatically, but a lot of the time it looks like yawning, or shortness of breath the release. Last girl I was with was really quiet and didnt really have many tells other than tensing up and sighing. Other girls moan, scream, shake, etc.
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Jarvis Pullyhet - Sat, 18 Oct 2014 20:58:17 EST ID:zfwCUuGd No.90699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>90671
>does this gets better

probably not if she's gay
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Phineas Nickleville - Wed, 22 Oct 2014 01:48:53 EST ID:2mm28Ejf No.90739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>90671
It gets much better. my first time went almost exactly like yours did. After it i was like, eh, so what?
Like anything, if you want to do it well you've got to practice. When you start doing it well, you and her will enjoy it far more.
Keep at it, but theres a chance she might not be the right person to learn with, considering the sexuality difference.
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Wed, 22 Oct 2014 05:05:58 EST ID:MjhBQVAK No.90742 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I really effing love the Photo OP posted. It's been making me smile for so long. So Bump!

I had a really lovely interlude tonight with a handsome man in his early 40's. The exhileration of outcalls never left me and actually makes me horny.
He is tall, with a tan and that *perfect* Responsible-40's physique and an 8" Magnum.. but the best part is how nervous he was.
10 years waiting for this until tonight. right now, here.
Everything, together with money and on /stim/s, His vulnerabilty feeds my desire. Embarassed, I start to apologize
when he drops to the knees for worship. They all do it. It's still wierd but w/e.
Without rushing I coerce him to mount me and accept his cock and im so hot, i immediately came. Over the ciurse if two more deep orgasms I take one of his hands slowly off my hips, around my waist and down between my thighs causing him to immediately bust in the condom inside me.
>pic applies
>tfw hermaphrodite pussy blew that white boy's mind ♡

love when it gets to be amazing for me
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Caroline Burringwell - Wed, 22 Oct 2014 11:07:05 EST ID:DqcUUnEq No.90744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>90742
Do you have a blog or something :3?
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Wed, 22 Oct 2014 17:34:00 EST ID:vDDoR7xl No.90746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>90744
Maybe? I have a bunch of stuff i dont use any more but there definitely *was* an illustrated one for a while.
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Archie Shakeman - Wed, 22 Oct 2014 20:03:08 EST ID:OoYXbrYr No.90747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>90742

>hermaphrodite pussy

wat
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Samsara Siddhartha - Thu, 23 Oct 2014 19:15:14 EST ID:Z31CLBtJ No.90758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yay, first cuddle session turned into a 3 hour sexcapade. The first half was spent with foreplay bodily exploration intermingled with talk about life, the universe, and everything. We had to take a break midway through because my dick decided to throw a tantrum over lack of attention and refused to rise to the occasion.

We started talking a bit more (15 mins) when she initiated a 'I want you' kiss. Houston we have glorious liftoff. She decides to see if she can fit it all in her mouth (she can't). She's having the time of her life putting her mouth all over it to the point that she's dripping wet. After futzing with a condom (it did kill some of the magic) we say screw it and proceed to engage the warp drives. We shifted through positions frequently, ultimately she told me to finger her with my middle finger...I obliged, then she demanded "Punch my Pussy." Several loving middle-finger-falcon-punches later and she starts to orgasm. But the truly awesome thing is that I was orgasming with her! YAY TELEPATHIC TOUCH! My eyes were squiggling like when you're on a really good roll...we collapsed into each other afterwards and soaked in the glow that the background music was putting out.
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Basil Fammlegold - Thu, 23 Oct 2014 20:16:37 EST ID:tYHK+031 No.90760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>90746
I think I speak for the whole community when I say we would love to see any pictures you're willing to post

I don't know if my my erection can handle much more though.
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John Pockwater - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 18:08:49 EST ID:v+xPmSZ9 No.90959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Met her a few days ago. Just clicked. Invited me over last night.

I was drunk, she was stoned, we were watching something on TV and drinking beer. I can't remember how it started, but eventually we went upstairs because her cats were sitting in the chair across the room staring at us.

We didn't "fuck," but I ate her out and she came hard. Amazing body. Pierced nipples, dimples at the base of her back are studded too, not sure what you'd call that. Bunch of tattoos, pink dreadlocks.

I've got... Intimacy issues, specifically when it comes to physical contact. I've shut people out for most of my life and am just now breaking down those barriers. She's a masseuse, so she "gets" it, wants to help me figure it out.
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Hannah Gindertutch - Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:29:51 EST ID:fk4bo0zF No.90960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>90760
You certainly speak for me. The more I read, the more curious I get. Frankly, at this point, if I could afford it, I'd grab my gf and hop on my motorcycle, ride like a bastard out to Vegas, and have us a time stimming in a threesome.

Also, boned my gf this morning as I was coming off a bump of meth. We both ended up passing out somehow. It's rather fun to make her cum without being anywhere near her crotch. Nipples and neck and scritchies and dammit now I wanna bone her again. Bwl belatedly
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Shitting Blacklechore - Sat, 01 Nov 2014 15:06:17 EST ID:6WTTTIkb No.90966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guy who fucked a lesbian here, we went to a pub yesterday, got drunk and she gave me oral in the bathroom, was gonna get more, but we started listening a drunk girl complaining about why is she taking so long in the bathroom, we ran from the bathroom, payed our drinks and leaved the place before any complaints... Also it was the first time i came in her, like face and body, instead of everything going to my stomach, and for some reason this felt really good.
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Mon, 03 Nov 2014 18:14:37 EST ID:MjhBQVAK No.91027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83810
up all night and horny as hell, casually snorting down stimulants. My whole body is a-quiver to begin with.
Call comes in. Young sounding, strange poly-language accent i cant place. Doesnt sound sketch so I blast across the city on the crotch rocket whose engine vibe is borderline orgasmic. I rev it up at the lights I stop for, absent-mindedly using it to masturbate in traffic ._.

Ohhh he's french, but an expat from somewhere else. He acts hella rude.. shock.. I start to feel self conscious. He ignores me as we pull a Cloak&Dagger key hand-off [pic applies]. He ignores me in the elevator, in the hall.
I change out of biker gear in the lavatory, Guess Snakeskin Halter top Dress and stilettos.
When I come out, he is pleased by the ensemble. So pleased that his mood shifts instantly from Callous to Abusive. Grabbing my hair, forcing his fat cock down my throat. Utter disregard for my comfort, my zone, my anatomy and even repeatedly tried to tear the dress in half off of me.
I hate this kind of stuff but fuck he's so hot and it's 5am. The headspace is wide open and i get tres submissive for mon homme du matin.

He made me gasp, whince and climax upwards of 6, 7 times, my eyes are rolling back in my head, drooling a little cockspit from the facefucking.
And there he left me. Stomped straight off to the shower. Couldn't believe how nice of a change it was to be completely expendable.

I love when I can Charm them, and when they're smitten by my pr0n before I get there but wow. Loved that reality check ♡
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Edwin Hodgewid - Tue, 04 Nov 2014 17:25:21 EST ID:il6RUics No.91052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>91027
Girl, your nails are looking busted as fuck
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Tue, 04 Nov 2014 23:50:42 EST ID:MjhBQVAK No.91061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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who is she.

>>91052
Mary here's going to the Bard's College for nails after winter break. All the way up in solitude? I know but they're really the best.
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trayanise !rU8mq5Ca7M - Tue, 11 Nov 2014 01:16:42 EST ID:/BsryBMb No.91163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
we both just popped 100mg dph. let the fun times begin
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Augustus Cabberson - Fri, 14 Nov 2014 20:59:35 EST ID:B7wAX8B3 No.91231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I feel like I just survived a thirty car crash. With my dick intact. Jesus, that girl is made of iron.

nao bumping music, pepsi and dip
~life's goood
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Thomas Blupperhood - Sat, 15 Nov 2014 12:25:29 EST ID:aONXrHsR No.91246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She was bigger than I usually like. Didn't want to take her shirt off, which I thought was cute. Eventually she did. Made her come a bunch of times, which is a first for me.

She wanted me to fuck her in the ass but I had no lube. So I'm buying lube today.

And then I'm going to fuck her in the ass.


Woooooo
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Caroline Crinnerhall - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 07:57:48 EST ID:JCTZODq5 No.91270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
gf ate my ass for the first time and we both loved it; shit was so cash. she started with a dental dam but then decided to take it off and just go for it
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Phoebe Peffingford - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 22:08:06 EST ID:CF4lhh91 No.91279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>91027
I always do love your stories.
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Ian Turveybanks - Wed, 19 Nov 2014 00:40:25 EST ID:/rvrQ7YZ No.91295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ended a six month dry streak
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Emma Gunkinfeck - Wed, 19 Nov 2014 13:10:50 EST ID:UNqvEJo2 No.91301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>haven't seen my girl in three weeks
>gets into town, pick her up, we get home, blaze some good weed
>she's almost too tight from three weeks no sex
>have to ease it in
>so intense, have to just sit there while she adjusts
>only one round for me, plus another where I'm just going at it
>she comes over 9000 times
>this morning sexytime
>shes loosened up some
>come on top of her
>roll over still hard, she mounts and goes for another round
>she's working it so well I come again
>blissful aftersex cuddlin
>I love my girl
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Henry Turveydock - Thu, 20 Nov 2014 01:32:55 EST ID:opbgxRLP No.91310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just came in my partner's ass for the second time :3
Mind-blowing long orgasm, dumping like a whole tablespoon of cum up her ass.
!
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David Murdham - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:33:33 EST ID:OPSOVGmI No.91364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>91310

Damn I would love to find a girl who would let me do that. It's hard enough when they're not even into anal in the first place.
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James Dankinmurk - Tue, 25 Nov 2014 17:22:13 EST ID:fPawYv8j No.91396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>91310
damn dude a whole tablespoon?
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Oliver Fengerville - Thu, 27 Nov 2014 04:46:00 EST ID:cRGUsIFL No.91421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>91396
Something about bareback anal with the woman I love makes me cum harder and more copious than any other kind of orgasm.
It feels like red and white lightning bolts are arcing all through my bones and vital organs, and from deep in my groin I feel this cosmic river of devotional bliss flood forth from my lingam into my lover's most intimate doorway, literally seeping into her digestive system as she absorbs the sugar, salt and protein of my jizz through suppository.
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Hannah Nunnerchatch - Sat, 29 Nov 2014 23:41:32 EST ID:xvg0dksp No.91464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Bump

A bit chubby but broke a long dryspell. FTW
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Sun, 07 Dec 2014 07:50:06 EST ID:nV9diOlv No.91592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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heeeeeeeeeeeeee
heehhheheh


heh
heh
i can bump it now daddy?its
^_^{ok pumpkin)
ნ ომ
ok bump ζ ξå_å*{eh. eh. ow!#@$!)
ω

hi /sd/. so.... 2nd page? second page for this like really? cant tell if /qq/ or /sd/ but /stim/ has more sex posts going right now.
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Tue, 16 Dec 2014 14:00:22 EST ID:nV9diOlv No.91715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My broken booty belongs to Hak'kar x_X
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Shitting Sennerhall - Wed, 17 Dec 2014 14:52:04 EST ID:inK3F9t7 No.91746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>91715
Oh baby
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Wed, 17 Dec 2014 20:50:32 EST ID:nV9diOlv No.91756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>91746
oh you off the chain baby
im still making sense of that night
he was like a more spanishy Devo from friday in dark knight, if Devo was a Marine and couldnt sleep on a mattress, and had socially competent type of savantism.
and a southern gentleman's etiquette.

only shane d has a bigger dick.
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Doris Murdville - Thu, 18 Dec 2014 21:52:24 EST ID:inK3F9t7 No.91772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>91756
Damn girl, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, but it's turning me on.
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Edwin Hullerspear - Sun, 28 Dec 2014 09:45:43 EST ID:LPCCKE59 No.91936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> BUMP
Broke the dry spell, bitches!
Also, bump while high.
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Rebecca Brasslehood - Sun, 28 Dec 2014 10:51:25 EST ID:oJSlYJ4Q No.91938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Guys, I have a problem getting my D inside, I'm pretty average in size. What am I doing wrong? ive fingerbanged and gotten blown etc. a lot but always start failing to proceed when they want me to go in. I think I got in only once in my life and I didn't feel much. Another problem is getting hard, but in this case I had a raging boner.
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Phyllis Crurrywater - Sun, 28 Dec 2014 14:10:10 EST ID:uqKVjpzw No.91940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>91938
my first whore gave me this sage advice: "push, baby"
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Charles Fettingdune - Mon, 29 Dec 2014 03:16:12 EST ID:yiDqWTUv No.91964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tho technically I didn't get laid: copped an 8/10 BJ (and that's coming from someone who doesn't rate BJs) from a bird I met on Tinder, came for the movies, stayed for the D.

>>91936
This line of cokes for your broken dry spell my nigga.

>>91938
Get some dick pills (modanafil or whatever), try some light BDSM, might just need some other stimulation. Most likely performance anxiety, I get it every now and than with some partners (even if I've fucked them before, comes and goes), if you can't get it up do the right thing and eat/rub her to orgasm a few times than finish yourself after, sucks to not blow a fat load up in them but at least someone gets to have a good time.
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John Diblingspear - Mon, 29 Dec 2014 21:14:01 EST ID:oJSlYJ4Q No.91975 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>91940
Wise words, thank you.
>>91964
Sound advice. Also gj getting someone to suck ur D thanks to a mobile app, welcome to the future.
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Isabella Turveyridge - Tue, 30 Dec 2014 00:48:53 EST ID:O3m8vunF No.91978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Not really sex, but licked some feet while high as fuck
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Hugh Churrybury - Tue, 30 Dec 2014 13:18:45 EST ID:Ck0lRieX No.91985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hasn't happened yet but setting up a play date with a friend I met at a party. I was rolling and drunk there and made out with his pet which I normally wouldn't do but obviously things can get pretty spur of the moment and it was cleared up plus not a big deal to em. Since then I've been warming up to the master who I'm actually more into as etiquette and common sense dictates for such relationships you should do first.
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Lydia Brurringfoot - Thu, 01 Jan 2015 07:55:17 EST ID:opbgxRLP No.92002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My lover and I just brought in the new year by having amazing wonderful lovemakey sex, by which I mean pounding that sweet cunt until she's lost track of orgasms (and she tries to count).
She even licked my butt for a minute :3
We were left glowing with exhausted satisfaction.
Then the dog, patient as ever, noticed we were done doing our naked wrestling match and decided to jump on the bed and cuddle with us.
Little dog. He's so fucking cute.
OH AND WE DID SOME ANAL TOO it was great until it started hurting so we stopped ^_^;;;
fuck im high
I don't think I've used that little weeaboo face in like ten fucking years
Blue Rhino, man.
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Beatrice Sobberkog - Fri, 02 Jan 2015 05:20:02 EST ID:WaG41C22 No.92008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Holy shit guys, I actually had sex on New Years! I'm 24 and this is the first time it's happened. Plus, the chick is hella cool, and we've done this once before about a year ago. Totally was super drunk and rolling, so I couldn't cum, but that's cool with me.
I kinda wanna try and land some dates though, so should I hit her up later today and set something up for Sunday since I have it off? I'm thinking of trying.
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Emma Hollerstock - Fri, 02 Jan 2015 06:45:25 EST ID:E+GgoQQv No.92010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Celebrated New Year's Eve at my place with my bf and some friends. We started of with some weed, then took some shrooms, then MDMA. The friends retreated to another part of the apartment, while we had magnificent, loving, drug-fueled sex for hours until we collapsed. Next day, we were at it again. It was a wild party, I just came back to my senses today.

Happy new year /sd/, may it be filled with Love and Sex for everyone!
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Graham Sammlemock - Fri, 02 Jan 2015 23:50:06 EST ID:FIIB4Wv7 No.92028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bamp weeeeeeee
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Clara Suttingfoot - Thu, 08 Jan 2015 12:07:33 EST ID:cvyOCJym No.92078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
21 and lost my virginity last night. Fooled around with people before, but never really went all the way

I left for Uni and have been back in town for winter break, and have hit things off crazily with an old friend. The past few days have been so tense. Friday is the end, or at least in the short term.

We sang some karaoke, and drank a little and then, we were sitting in my car waiting for me to be more sober. She holds my hand and it is following a the creases with her fingers. I told her about palm reading. We sat there, and I guided her hand slowly through the story of my life according to the palm. Then I made sure it was okay if I were to read hers. She was super engaged with me, and everything just melted, we kissed, and our glasses clinked. it was really fucking adorable and hot. The air is so thick at this point that we just had to move.

We drive the car up the small town street and turn on the interstate. all the while, she is gripping my hand with both of hers. We speed forward, and my hand slips to her thigh and then in. She moans and grabs my arm, her body twists and her thighs cross around my hand. she grinds, exhaling deeply and coos. She looks over with this wry smile and starts rubbing my crotch. Dear lord this is happening.

I take the next fucking turnoff available and we end up in some campground. The car is in park now and she goes to kiss, moves too fast and the seatbelt safety slaps her back down in the seat. I unbuckle and go in for the kiss. I grab her hair by the pony tail and pull back kissing her neck, using my teeth ever so lightly. Her pants come off, and I start to finger her, she is already so wet, and within a few seconds she orgasms again. her body shivers a little and she gives this little giggle. Once more, and she asks if she can clean her lady mess off me. She licks and sucks each of my fingers, and thanks me. Oh my god. My dick is throbbing, she lowers her head down to my lap and gnaws at it through my pants. She undoes my belt and I pull my pants off. She looks up expectantly and I take her by the pony tail and guide her down. I tug on it, and she squirms with pleasure and begins to finger herself while giving me head.

I pull back again and she looks up at me, nods and then she crawls on top of me. her tits are in my face and fucking wonderful she is rubbing them against me, tweaking herself while bouncing up and down. I am about to explode and I let her know. she says she's on the pill, and I can cum inside if I want. Too late to make a decision one way, or another-- I explode. she grinds me for a while longer and gets off. licks my dick clean, and just lays there with me.

Whelp there goes my virginity.

She just sent me a nude picture asking if I want some breakfast, goddamn.

Going to uni will make the trips back home extra special, and I know making her wait is going to fucking kill her, but be so worth it.
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Lillian Dacklewen - Tue, 13 Jan 2015 11:20:14 EST ID:rYbLJDzO No.92132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My GF bought some fancy underwear. Then she put them on. And a Miku wig. Then we put some handcuffs on her. And a ring gag. I toyed with her a bit and then fucked her. She moaned and gargled so much. Then I had her turn around and put in a buttplug. I was gonna go for a money shot but instead I came inside of her.

life fucking rules man
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Molly Blatherham - Tue, 13 Jan 2015 17:37:57 EST ID:hvPaT+wm No.92136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Whaddya know, these things really do get you somewhere...
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Fanny Mozzlekadging - Fri, 23 Jan 2015 11:23:54 EST ID:Fo331kfq No.92294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aww yeah, broke my 2014 drought by getting my first genuine fuckbuddy. "Not a couple but a good team." Glad I did it early 2015. Bodes well.

This awesome girl who is basically a girl version of me right down to specific neuroticism is crashing at my place for a bit, and holy shit I know how to fuck myself. We both want to get over residual sexual anxiousness, so we have an arrangement to wingman each other with the understanding that any new technique learned we'll teach each other.

Fuck it this is a bump while high too.
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Asuka Guy - Fri, 23 Jan 2015 17:54:18 EST ID:TRg9vd/c No.92296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92132
That sounds hot as fuck
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John Biffingville - Tue, 27 Jan 2015 05:24:40 EST ID:1e/F8/rA No.92352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ended a long ass dry spell with my smoking buddy tonight, she hit up around 11, we were on my bed by midnight. She's crazy cuddly but also into choking, made for 2 hours of awesome rough sex followed intimate embraces and cuddles.
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Martha Panderwudge - Wed, 28 Jan 2015 19:29:14 EST ID:opbgxRLP No.92371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>91421
>>92002

This guy speaking.
Just an hour ago, my partner and I finally orgasmed at the same moment from my-penis-in-her-butt sex.
We were psychically rocked and basically tripping for the next 10 minutes (we're Tantra practitioners).
She's so fucking proud of her little butthole.
A year ago it could barely take a finger, but now this
She was about to orgasm from the buttpounding and yelled for me to cum, so I did, which pushed her over the edge :3
(pic not us, but it was this position, with her on the edge of the bed, my waist height)
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Ian Pickspear - Wed, 28 Jan 2015 20:11:11 EST ID:ZAcOCrB+ No.92373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92371

>(we're Tantra practitioners).

How'd you get into that?
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Martha Panderwudge - Thu, 29 Jan 2015 02:08:26 EST ID:opbgxRLP No.92378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92373
By knowing the right people, which was a matter of discerning genuine ancient wisdom from New Age Bullshit.
Look into the author Mantak Chia.
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Thu, 29 Jan 2015 02:25:05 EST ID:Wv/aI8Rs No.92379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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busy busy week in vegas culminating in a 60 hour on the clock extacy-coccaine sex and adventure on dissociatives.

its super rare to find a cleaned up professional with a secret side thats as cursive for ketamine as i am for dex. Such a cool dissociated bond we vibed to, while coked up on e and me on 3-MeO.
Hours upon hours of worshipping his huge cock and viral balls, and me being gently caressed all over like a wayward traveller praying at the temple of some humanoid, the likes of whose body he had never seen, but he found comfort from the frey of the cut throat world he plays in. On extacy et cetera.. i came in this beautiful rhythm for ages.
We went out to some nightspots swank enough to check weapons not look at you like wtf. Ended up with some badass lady cab driver in a studded leather jacket chauffering us into the ghetto and idling while we bought salvia and nitrous. There were two blacks flagged crip mad dogging us over my black flag. I just lay an arm around my man and gently fingered my jackknife smiling half loca half-i-just-git-so-laid-though.

We tripped we played we fucked we bathed, we got 10 more hits of e. we did salvia on the glass balcony and sometimes i clung to him just in case the laws if physics coincodentally shifted for realsies right when i hit rhe grass.I felt weightless and completely unafraid clinging to him even once the floors melted away and the ground lay 200 feet below me.
occasionally wed chill to go eat and it would start all over again. a thousand days and nights of pleasure and opulence.
catchin feelings i tell you what. this is looking like a quarterly thing and thats the best feeling even while still afterglowing and quivering a little ^_^miu
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Polly Fipperman - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 09:26:30 EST ID:Fo331kfq No.92385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92294
Guys, it's me again.

I think I stuck my dick in crazy. What do?
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Wesley Clayman - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 10:01:46 EST ID:rYbLJDzO No.92386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92385
crazy how
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Polly Fipperman - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 10:25:19 EST ID:Fo331kfq No.92387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92386
Currently she's completely manic and almost completely non-functional due to anxiety. Unstable as Chernobyl in a thunderstorm.

I have a feeling if she's fucking me she's gonna work her way to relying on me.
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Ian Sodgedock - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 10:27:46 EST ID:ljHPIWZJ No.92388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92387

>I have a feeling if she's fucking me she's gonna work her way to relying on me.

Oh god I think I'm in the same situation and I really hope I'm not
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Faggy Ceshford - Fri, 30 Jan 2015 13:11:59 EST ID:Zs2dAc+z No.92390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92387

Maybe be there for her anyway. Can't expect people to not form an attachment with the one they have sex with. Regardless, a little bit of encouragement just to be nice might be a nice thing to do.
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Albert Chozzlekud - Wed, 04 Feb 2015 18:41:42 EST ID:LbrVQDoD No.92428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83811
I've heard it called prone bone.
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Matilda Blackbanks - Fri, 06 Feb 2015 01:19:34 EST ID:xrzJKa6Z No.92439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I oodled her boodle, while she sucked my strudel.
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Hannah Ducklemitch - Fri, 06 Feb 2015 17:13:08 EST ID:OOjHnqaX No.92443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hit up this chick last night who I last saw like 2 years ago when I fucked her after a shot or dilaudid
Currently on some ephedrine and phenibut
She's not that hot, but she's fuckable
Been fucking her for like the last hour straight, almost came once or twice but haven't yet, taking a smoke break right now then it's right back at it
First time I've gotten laid in over a year, been in rehab for a while which fucked up my social skills with women, but I've been on a few dates with a few chicks and gotten head recently
I'm fucking tired, I'm out of shape
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Nathaniel Cublinghare - Sat, 07 Feb 2015 02:07:06 EST ID:parR/TP3 No.92446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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me and my ex gf got back together after being apart for 3 months holy fuck i am happy
we fucked twice earlier, this is the first time shes ever been on birth control so i came in her twice
also the first time ive came in anyone in my life
SHIT WAS SOOOOOOOOO CASH
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Lillian Cocklemare - Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:38:23 EST ID:Qombo2EN No.92518 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is it wrong that i severly dislike and hate OP's pic?
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Molly Sammerbanks - Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:23:53 EST ID:2F90txaT No.92523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>92518

DO YOU RESENT HAVING LOVED AND THUS HAVING LOVED, LOST?
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Nigel Peddlelick - Fri, 13 Feb 2015 14:51:46 EST ID:yInZzwJF No.92533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
baaaaaaaammp
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lawlercaust !CBDMr8zxnk - Sat, 14 Feb 2015 01:17:43 EST ID:fjZH5nLx No.92548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So, I've been dating this girl for close to three months now. Lemme tell you, this girl is the kitties titties, like she is a straight up dime! We both love the same music, we both enjoy being naked with eachother, she even does the same drugs as me so we just get high as fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck. I love opiates for the fact that it makes it near impossible to cum, so I made her cum like 4 times no joke and when I pulled out it was like Niagara Falls.

It's a good feeling knowing you;re railing the chick that all your friends wish they could hit it with hah.
Bump when Laid as Fuck
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Edwin Wondersidge - Wed, 08 Apr 2015 06:53:39 EST ID:opbgxRLP No.93315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We did it in the butt again :3
As usual, as soon as she orgasmed from the buttpounding, like the moment her orgasm ends, it suddenly starts to hurt. So we try to cum together.
I ended up cumming like 1 minute after her.
She took it like a champ because love is awesome.
<3
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Shitting Brissletidging - Thu, 09 Apr 2015 07:22:38 EST ID:1e/F8/rA No.93332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Finally met up with this cute bottom boy I've been talking to tonight, fucked his ass and creampied him so deep it didn't drip out. He's trying to meet up again already. I definitely will hit him up again, he's already in love with my cock.

Had awesome sex again with my smoking buddy when she spent the night earlier this week, we both woke up in the middle of the night. I choked her, slapped her tits and spanked her ass red before letting her feel me inside her. She loves getting fucked from behind and taking my load all over her ass. I almost always bust all the way up her back though because she turns me on so much.
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William Pesslebuck - Thu, 09 Apr 2015 13:15:17 EST ID:cQn0T8um No.93338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Just got back from a hotel room fuck session. We both came like 10 or 15 times since 3pm yesterday.

Feelin' good.
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Nigel Snoddock - Fri, 24 Apr 2015 04:47:35 EST ID:Fo331kfq No.93484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bumping with the same crazy girl I was talking bout before, but shes calmed down again and things are going good, and we're getting to know each others preferences pretty well.

But yeah, I got the girl real into choking, and we've been building a little collection of belts. One is so fucking useful for doggy, it loops around to provide a constant choke and handle at the same time. Shes also real keen about being fucked in the ass, love this girl.
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Sat, 25 Apr 2015 03:23:12 EST ID:WB4HAvgK No.93515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>93484
aw we had fun. HJ, BJ, 69, hardcore drillin which got me off 3 times.
meow meow
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Reuben Nomblemack - Tue, 28 Apr 2015 03:30:34 EST ID:YOeVSBfG No.93571 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Ex-gf turned fwb. Got chipotle, smoked some weed, watched GoT, cuddled all night, smoked in the AM, got McDs breakfast, had a quickie before I dropped her off.
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Frederick Dittinglen - Tue, 05 May 2015 18:41:23 EST ID:PBPRX5s3 No.93634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Just heard the couple next to me in the hostel getting it on...overall I have to say it was rather short lived and unimpressive. I think I got more out of it as a voyeur than either of the two involved...the girl's voice was alright
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Shitting Heshham - Mon, 11 May 2015 00:33:38 EST ID:opbgxRLP No.93709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My girlfriend and I just had a quickie (both orgasmed) in the time my League of Legends game was loading (post-champ select)
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Priscilla Blatherfuck - Sun, 17 May 2015 23:43:33 EST ID:JIVcqqTa No.93817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just did the nasty.
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Alice Shittingham - Fri, 22 May 2015 21:41:33 EST ID:b3s0oTq2 No.93855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no bump because no sex
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cursive !M6R0eWkIpk - Sun, 24 May 2015 08:27:07 EST ID:WB4HAvgK No.93865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>93855
client ditched his girlfriend at XS, slipped me a keycard and we fucked on the bed in their room while she bewilderedly stumbled about in search of her boyfriend who spent her dauer be inside of me that very moment.
always nice to fuck a fan, and the alpha high of the situation
coupled with how i wrote my initials on their mirror in my cunny honey.
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Henry Smallfuck - Wed, 27 May 2015 15:24:29 EST ID:xWTP2VWb No.93914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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buuuuump
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Shitting Debblecocke - Fri, 29 May 2015 14:04:17 EST ID:/EZTtmJC No.93950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
i hate this fuckin pic
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Augustus Dorringfut - Fri, 29 May 2015 19:53:06 EST ID:qH1lHpyG No.93952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
bump
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Jarvis Pindlekidge - Sun, 31 May 2015 03:42:29 EST ID:IE+v89tf No.93962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>93950
What don't you like about it?
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Thomas Nimmerlit - Sun, 31 May 2015 12:02:20 EST ID:bw9KKGYe No.93963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>93962

hes forever alone and knows not a womans love
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Edwin Fuckingfield - Sun, 07 Jun 2015 14:13:19 EST ID:F4SkuvfY No.94014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fucked pretty hard, to the point I was drooling like an idiot. Feels good mang.
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Augustus Worthingshaw - Mon, 08 Jun 2015 19:04:57 EST ID:O6LHn5FY No.94021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fucked. She was chubby, just the way I like. Full thighs, breasts and ass. At climax I had my finger in her poohole, dick in her peehole and two of her fingers in my mouth. Shit was gooooood.

>mfw touching those awe inspiring huge breasts
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Ian Cezzlestine - Mon, 15 Jun 2015 00:58:35 EST ID:2ck/bWLt No.94082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Today I had the best fuck in YEARS and I'm currently enjoying an amazing state of mind. I remembered this thread existed and I've always wanted to post. So.
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Henry Drocklecocke - Tue, 16 Jun 2015 03:05:39 EST ID:rzBqKds8 No.94094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>94021
>dick in her peehole

wat
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Walter Drammlekug - Fri, 19 Jun 2015 13:33:54 EST ID:Z2SnoI5P No.94121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>94094
i hate you anatomy stallions
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Simon Hevingridge - Sat, 20 Jun 2015 12:43:44 EST ID:Svmtcgo1 No.94133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Banged a chick I initially met on Tinder last night. I told her I was close to coming and she was riding me trying to get me off but wound up coming herself. I also did this weird position midway through that I have no idea how to explain. It was like from doggy but she was on her stomach, I had shifted to my side to get some different angles and wound up going all the way to my own stomach with my dick still inside her and my face in her feet. The position itself was kinda meh unless you're really into foot worship
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Graham Crommerwark - Sun, 21 Jun 2015 23:29:42 EST ID:vzCE9hZu No.94147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810

My my how the time... Flies . 1.5 years of post sex fuck yeah
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Jack Gurrywater - Sat, 27 Jun 2015 01:51:56 EST ID:rzBqKds8 No.94203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>94147
Same here, my friend. Sigh. I'm not into the one night stand scene so it's been a rough go of it.
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Sidney Cillytog - Wed, 01 Jul 2015 14:58:28 EST ID:rYbLJDzO No.94225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I dressed up a girl, my GF put some very good makeup on me. Then she buttfucked me with a strapon. Teased me for a long time before that. Slapped my ass. Made me wear super tight leather strings. I sucked her strap-on. She came twice when she fucked me in the ass. I came harder than ever.

when I went to shower after the sessions I felt so good I felst almost like I'd cum again
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Ebenezer Clayway - Wed, 01 Jul 2015 21:30:57 EST ID:OoYXbrYr No.94230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
New girlfriend, beautiful fun girl whom I'm into more than anyone since high school.

And she works/schools 6 nights a week. My balls can't handle this.
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Cyril Dobbershit - Sat, 04 Jul 2015 18:17:49 EST ID:g4Pk9F4x No.94268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Post-sex Fuck No: condom broke.

Boyfriend on his way to buy the morning-after pill. Thank fuck those exist.
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Jigglenuts Tinkleroar - Wed, 08 Jul 2015 19:08:20 EST ID:ROq3I9mE No.94310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Just fucked. It was OK. She was a chubby and rode me until I unloaded inside her.
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Martha Bebberwater - Sat, 11 Jul 2015 06:36:06 EST ID:fEBDmQZO No.94331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
he came inside me although i'm not on the pill atm. This worry spoils the comedown a little but still fuck yeah.
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Hannah Buzzcocke - Mon, 13 Jul 2015 13:34:32 EST ID:XKOIIdk1 No.94360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
She gave me a sloppy bj in the kitchen, then i fucked her thighs for a while, finally I fucked her doggy style and came balls deep inside of her.

Feels good man
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Edwin Sashheck - Wed, 15 Jul 2015 00:44:28 EST ID:Vq+7nZdE No.94377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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He came over for a scheduled playdate and whipped the shit out of me with his belt before throwing me down on the rug and fucking me for 30 minutes straight. I made him hamburger helper naked while he sat on the couch and watched me. He made me put the hot ladle covered in stroganof-cheeseburger inside myself and then licked it out of me and said 'more salt'. I laughed explosively because it was so unexpected and we were back to normal and out of character by then. We eat on the sofa side by side and he tells me how pleased he is with my work today and asks me if I would like to go the aquarium on Saturday because he knows I love to watch the shark tank.
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Ernest Smallforth - Wed, 19 Aug 2015 00:41:13 EST ID:O/Gud4b3 No.94842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does this thread still bump?
Three times tonight with some guy I recently met and set my eyes on. Three great times. Guy refused me for the fourth, made me go home.
I am seeping, dripping with sex hormones. Hnnnnnnnngh
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Betsy Fengerpog - Wed, 19 Aug 2015 19:29:48 EST ID:ynwjOA1k No.94854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My first crush ever blew me. She is even more beautiful now than she was way back when. Goddamnit I'm so fucking happy.
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Martha Brisslefock - Wed, 19 Aug 2015 21:14:02 EST ID:SCyFwc3J No.94856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>94854
That's a good score bro.
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Barnaby Gidgepetch - Fri, 21 Aug 2015 05:18:23 EST ID:QahCuxoG No.94872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So I just got back home from an afternoon of (late) birthday sex with my longterm friend-with-benefits, who had his birthday last Saturday but both of us were too busy to do anything until a couple hours ago. So I paid him a visit, ended up being fingered and riding him reverse cowgirl until I let him cum inside of me. Showered, ordered him a pizza, drove home and tidied up more. I am on BC so not really worried about much other than that I'll be dealing with the annoying, cold wet feeling of leftover cum, as it slowly continues to drip out of me and onto my clean underwear for the next several hours.
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Lillian Bottingmuck - Mon, 31 Aug 2015 07:11:33 EST ID:jhQxogcY No.94982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> BF is away up north at his family cabin on Thursday
> couldn't go because of job
> BF returns Sunday evening
> got a lot accomplished while he was away
> bought an 1/8th of Death Star from my dealer
> pack my pipe and wait for BF
> just chilling in a tank top and a pair of his boxers
> looking forward to sex
> BF is home, greeted with a kiss and a beer
> we sit down on the couch and enjoy a bowl and cuddle
> he straight up smells like a mix of wood smoke, grilled steak, pine needles, and chainsaw exhaust
> The best smell in the world
> I am literally sniffing his flannel shirt like a coke fiend
> He ask what the fuck I am doing.
> "You smell like wilderness, I like it, it smells sexy."
> he takes my hints
> 2 hours later...
> I am so exhausted I can barely walk
> go from the futon to my bed and back to the futon, the floor, to table, and back to the futon.
> BF has work in the morning so he left around 10 pm
> knees still weak this morning while I enjoy my cup of tea
> I needed that
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Rebecca Dollerwater - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 02:57:11 EST ID:FAo27f72 No.94996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Picked her up from school and took her to my place instead of her folks' (she's 18 btw), started making out hard on the way into the house, passionate embrace builds momentum that nearly literally throws us onto my bed, me on top, makking, makking more makking, fingering, she pulls out my shalawng, fury pumps it before going down, then my turn, eat her a good long while. Finally she says to bend her over "I want you inside of me". Birth control ftw, raw dog it, yadda yadda yadda, she surprises me with the news that I just took her virginity. Feeling pretty fucking phenomenal right now.
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Kerflap !HUZ.4c6SGE - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 04:18:10 EST ID:0PFdpyCH No.94997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810

Girl of my dreams. So beautiful. I've wanted to be with her since I first laid eyes on her about 4 years back. Got to have sex with her once before, but today I asked her if she wanted to have casual sex. Sadly, my dad was home so we had to be more quiet than I was wanting and also only had a couple hours so we couldn't be as slow and build up as much as I should have. I was on DXM so it was easy for me to be a pro and go hard. Fucked like an animal rawdog since she's pregnant already (not my kid) for about and hour and a half before asking if I could cum inside. After that I went nice and slow using every inch so that I could bring myself to orgasm. God... Both times I was with her I had the best sex ever.

Does anyone else find it easier to cum while going slow than while going fast?
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Sidney Clicklebeck - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 17:52:09 EST ID:7Rolburx No.95005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>94997

>Cumming in a pregnant woman when it's not even your kid

Jesus some people are fucked in the head.

nb
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Emma Haggleseg - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 21:44:09 EST ID:kqXxrbZX No.95008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>94997
Just went full kerflap
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Kerflap !HUZ.4c6SGE - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 22:09:09 EST ID:0PFdpyCH No.95009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>95005

Not gonna change the DNA and the father isn't in the picture. Don't really see what the issue is. She's not even blowing up so it's not like I'm fucking an 8 month pregnant woman. Even if I did it's not an issue. Why should it be? This girl might be moving in in a month or so too.
nb
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Edward Bunfoot - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 22:16:17 EST ID:O/Gud4b3 No.95010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>94996
>Birth control
>I just took her virginity
One of these is not true. At least.
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Clara Gandlechare - Wed, 02 Sep 2015 22:49:36 EST ID:q19Rkv6o No.95027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>95010
It's not uncommon for girls to start on birth control before they start having sex.
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Shitting Brookfuck - Wed, 02 Sep 2015 23:08:15 EST ID:wiSrw9eA No.95028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
bwl
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Nell Billingfield - Thu, 03 Sep 2015 02:49:39 EST ID:P8/NSy/D No.95035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>95010
You know, I thought so too but I really don't care. I came on her stomach and all so it's all good from where I'm standing.
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Phineas Nammlewutch - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 10:36:15 EST ID:AjYaRzjL No.95112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
i do it, best sex in my life
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Phineas Nammlewutch - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 10:37:10 EST ID:AjYaRzjL No.95113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i do it, best sex in my life
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David Sillermore - Mon, 14 Sep 2015 00:36:16 EST ID:+P29JvnY No.95128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I didn't get laid today, so I'm not bumping the thread.
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Basil Sesslefield - Fri, 18 Sep 2015 17:25:54 EST ID:9DHklqEx No.95174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just woke up after a threesome with my boyfriend and another girl, my friend from work. We fucked for about 5 hours. It was so fucking awesome. I wanted to fuck her from the first day I met her and I finally got my chance. Fuck yes.
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David Pickleson - Wed, 21 Oct 2015 20:05:36 EST ID:rkTM1Uoa No.95462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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gf had a friend visiting from another state for a week, so we went without
well, we both knew what she needed
about 5 megagasms, each around sixty seconds long
I was in a good mood so I was able to sustain hard pounding throughout
but my abs hurt now
and her pussy is sore
but then she wanted clit-licks later so I did <3
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Reuben Denkinwell - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 00:59:40 EST ID:g8AKzJKg No.95487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
13-MONTH DRY SPELL BROKEN!

Hot 19 y/o little Persian girl with a fat ass and tits straight from Heaven. Fucking blowjob game was RIDICK.
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lillith dark - Mon, 26 Oct 2015 00:57:09 EST ID:J2U+5TVG No.95502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Guy I'm seeing came by after work. Hue hue hue :3
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Nell Gazzlebat - Sun, 01 Nov 2015 12:12:52 EST ID:QNP0fnte No.95558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83810
Finally got laid for the first time in ten years (last time, I was 18, now 28). We fucked again once we woke up. Man feel like a million bucks. WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
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Caroline Fablingstud - Mon, 02 Nov 2015 11:33:55 EST ID:bw9KKGYe No.95565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>95558

WITNESS ME BROTHER
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Fuck Gattingfield - Mon, 02 Nov 2015 11:55:53 EST ID:2iwDgVy2 No.95566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>95558
Wow, congratulations man, must've been some tough 10 years. Don't let so much time go by this time!
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Ghengis Dong - Sun, 07 Feb 2016 15:06:16 EST ID:vkVX7m5t No.96692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>95566
Finally made it with this bizarre petite little weaboo chick, with perfect tits n ass and an adorable little face. She claims she's got feelings for me. Hope this shit goes well
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Ghengis Dong - Sun, 07 Feb 2016 15:07:58 EST ID:vkVX7m5t No.96693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>96692
test?
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William Dumbleridge - Sat, 13 Feb 2016 16:24:14 EST ID:cf2Lv0KR No.96739 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Been fucking my first ex for the last two weeks. We dated when we were 15 the first time, we're 21 now. First time I've been laid in about 8 months, and she a fiend for the sex. Shit's tiiiiight
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Phineas Pinnerlock - Sun, 06 Mar 2016 09:47:33 EST ID:GPhIlWAo No.96948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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just turned in the vcard at year 22 to someone I genuinely love.
she also loves giving head.
the only awkward part is that the condoms I bought were too small for my dick, so while she had a good time, we didn't fuck for nearly as long as we could/I would have liked to.
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Isabella Paffingped - Mon, 07 Mar 2016 23:00:37 EST ID:nsv/rcv0 No.96972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>96948
Good job bro that's luck as fuck. I lost my v card too at 24. I was homeless and mentally ill so I didn't really try ever. But now I've got my own place and I'm back in school. And 25 days latter I get some pussy just like I always thought I might. It was just a one night stand tho, she hoed me pretty hard.
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Martin Pillerstone - Wed, 09 Mar 2016 10:10:54 EST ID:g3VRFBrL No.96994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>96739
I thought about doing that recently. How does it feel? Be careful.
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David Nagglesune - Thu, 10 Mar 2016 17:47:30 EST ID:cf2Lv0KR No.97053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>96994
It's pretty great. We're a lot different than we were at 15 of course, in fact we never got farther than second base the first time round. It was our first relationship, she was really insecure and I was just a thirsty kid. Now we're really compatible, we fuck often and for a long time. It's better than anything I've ever had, and she's told me the same. There's just a lot of warmth and love between us, it's more than just something sexual. But I consider myself to have lucked out in this situation, so, y'know, your mileage may vary.
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Thomas Bazzlekeg - Fri, 11 Mar 2016 15:46:12 EST ID:o5QkE3BG No.97083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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After a 2 month dry spell I got laid finally. I was getting tired of using the dildo.
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Shitting Closhdot - Fri, 25 Mar 2016 21:52:42 EST ID:cjLfzTzA No.97232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lost my virginity the other night. Rimmed, sucked, fingered and fucked most places you can. 10/10 traptastic body, will fuck again soon.
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Edwin Bollytadge - Fri, 25 Mar 2016 23:56:02 EST ID:rnVB5qz2 No.97233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My right hand just gave me the best orgasm in over a day. Bump.
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Rebecca Murdman - Mon, 28 Mar 2016 18:58:27 EST ID:kU1y815Q No.97285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810

bump.....had my hpv burned off last week and just fucked the scabs off. good times. only bled a little
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Caroline Blunkinsen - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 17:43:19 EST ID:Gcn51lY4 No.97326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Yep. Brunette. Almost as tall as i am, which i cant fucking stand but whatevs
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Thomas Caggleson - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 14:33:08 EST ID:AujLmWn6 No.98038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
three times after job
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Lydia Turveyhall - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 15:33:02 EST ID:7PR8Yivy No.98039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>97326
whats the issue nigga
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Fuck Bardbanks - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 23:33:46 EST ID:8OOZllfj No.98040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm no bumping because I haven't been laid in two weeks since my gf moved back home.

My cock is about to explode off my body 24/7 these days. It needs sucked on and fucked and I have never been good at just "picking up women." I can keep them around once I'm in but getting to that point is a challenge.

Maybe I need to hit up a female friend and have her hook me up with one of her friends. Anyone ever ask this of a female friend?
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Eliza Pittfoot - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 01:15:17 EST ID:hdB0x58F No.98067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98040

No, it would seem kind of weird to ask tbh. Just use Tinder like a normal person.
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Fanny Fecklenatch - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 03:41:33 EST ID:VHH8OA1b No.98068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98040

You have a gf and you're looking to fuck someone else? Is she okay with that or is that just your thing?
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Augustus Dummerwin - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:39:37 EST ID:Dy+CVXIV No.98083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84663

I never knew it came from the same hole so I looked it up.. .


"Is squirting the same thing as female ejaculation?

Along with the mystery and fantasy about squirting is the debate as to whether it’s the same thing as female ejaculation or whether it’s really urine. But there is significant scientific proof that the origin of the fluid is actually the bladder and that the chemical composition is that of urine. Basically, it’s pee. Women who experience squirting are simply learning to release one set of muscles while contracting the bladder so they can release urine during orgasm. And it isn’t even always correlated with orgasm. So why the confusion? Is there really such a thing as female ejaculation?"


Oh thank god I don't do that. I mean.. no shame on people who do.. but... I am pretty ocd about hygiene and this would just ruin sex for me forever.

"It has been confirmed both by chemical analysis and by ultrasound that the fluid that comes out during squirting is urine from the bladder."

It kind of feels great that all the times my ex made me feel bad for not being a squirter and all the times guys bragged about being with squirters and kind of made me feel inferior (that's on me, of course) they were being peed on.. I mean I really don't mean to kink shame and whatever you are into is cool but.. I have low self esteem and I am really pleased that I have never pissed on anybody, it's a confidence booster.
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Augustus Dummerwin - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 12:47:24 EST ID:Dy+CVXIV No.98084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98083
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022 oh god this is so sweet.. I'm so sorry.. I'm a bad person... ha ha ha ha you've all been weed on.... terrible terrible person.. I feel terrible
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Eugene Gangerstone - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 14:18:59 EST ID:8OOZllfj No.98089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98068
No, we are no longer dating.

>>98067
Yeah I did that, but I also don't think it would be weird to say "hey do you have any single friends you could set me up with"
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Fanny Sinderfuck - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 08:50:40 EST ID:hdB0x58F No.98105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98089

Do people actually do that in real life? It sounds like something out of a romcom.
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Shit Brookdock - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 14:11:10 EST ID:KkOeemUC No.98114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98084
Soo, I just started dating a girl and it turns out she squirts like crazy. This is urine? It sure didn't smell like it. Either way, is it a good idea to fuck on the bed? Just throw a towel on there and we're good?
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Fuck Grimham - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 05:28:47 EST ID:f2NtsoFp No.98126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98114
The jury is still out as far as I'm concerned. I've had a woman who squirted during sex and also indulged in watersports.
Urine is urine. You know when she's pissing. When she squirted from fucking it was something different. Her whole body reacted differently and it definitely wasn't just piss. It was clear, it smelled different, it tasted different. It tasted more like sweat than piss. It was nothing like the times we'd get in the bath and pee on eachother.
Also, when I was younger, I showed a girlfriend of mine with some sexual hangups some porn that involved squirting and her reaction was "That's exactly what it feels like I want to do!"
She never did and our sex life wasn't that great but seeing other women ejaculate was a revelation to her. She thought she was the only one and she was kind of ashamed of it. She always thought she was the only one who got those feelings and she always repressed them.
I don't care where it's coming from but it's hot as fuck.
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Molly Blibbleferk - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 19:40:29 EST ID:8OOZllfj No.98147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Just fucked a REALLY hot trans prostitute. Great times. I even played with her little ding-a-ling a bit.
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Oliver Blindlehon - Sat, 30 Jul 2016 22:54:33 EST ID:8OOZllfj No.98151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98126
I made a couple of girls squirt in my life. One was my first GF and we woke up one night and half asleep i bent her over a couch and while we were fucking I heard a splash on the ground. Then I made another girl squirt when she was grinding on me, but it was extra hot cause we were fucking in her and her boyfriend's bed.
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Edwin Fabblestot - Wed, 10 Aug 2016 06:54:49 EST ID:ptvCYWfd No.98230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So last night felt like living out a porn trope. Coming home from work, I bought a can of beer and sat on the bench in front of my building just to relax a bit. They were doing some renovation of my building, and a hot construction worker approaches and asks me something about the neighborhood. We start chatting for a while. His shift is over, and he says he's tired. I offer to make him coffee for refreshment. We go up to my place, I make the coffee, we chat a bit more, and pretty soon end up having sex on the sofa. Twice. He was as great at sex as he was sexy. All in all, the whole thing was a positively amusing experience. Just so you better visualize my story, I'll add that we're both in our mid-thirties.
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Edward Clamblelutch - Fri, 12 Aug 2016 14:53:42 EST ID:C3nL7eIt No.98253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>98151
>but it was extra hot cause we were fucking in her and her boyfriend's bed.
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Oliver Fidgesut - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 23:12:16 EST ID:KRgJlhf2 No.98276 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Got laid twice yesterday, just fapped with 6 beers in my system. Rethinking this whole living with my girlfriend thing. She keeps my drinking mostly under control though. Wat do?
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Wesley Blinkinnetch - Tue, 16 Aug 2016 17:22:26 EST ID:6BMrgQ5a No.98279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98147
>her

nb
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Clara Memmerham - Wed, 17 Aug 2016 04:36:26 EST ID:XQbgIGTx No.98280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>98230God bless you and save of venereal diseases MIKO
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Nigel Dorryman - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 18:47:20 EST ID:wyLR7Fya No.98292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>98279
Believe me bub. She was all woman except for the one obvious missing part. Nicest ass I've ever had the pleasure of grabbing, nice man made tits, cute face, long legs. Hot piece of ass.
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Ebenezer Nicklefuck - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 21:18:13 EST ID:+Ak5NtGG No.98293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98292

those bi's and tri's tho lol
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Nell Gubblemet - Tue, 23 Aug 2016 19:01:09 EST ID:SFTGd0Wn No.98304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
miss him already ugh, fuck yeah and fuck no at the same time
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Jarvis Hunkintone - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 23:01:41 EST ID:G/q+/5Gi No.98312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Had an amazing time with an old friend. My favorite part was fucking her in missionary while I fucked upwards grasping her thighs and softly biting her ear.
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Samsara Siddhartha - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 05:12:28 EST ID:sXOftq9s No.98328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>90758
Hey boy-o you may have had a near 2 year drought, but you just had sex 4 times in the past 24 hours! And by you I mean me.
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Wesley Dartford - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 05:42:42 EST ID:vw6932tx No.98393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
we had to fuck real quick cause her sister was coming over to be consoled about her rough breakup...honestly I wouldn't mind fucking the loneliness out of her sister too, if it weren't weird for them...
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Caroline Shittingspear - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 17:17:28 EST ID:nul6lzEf No.98541 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Great tme wthvex
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Rebecca Buzzridge - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 05:49:20 EST ID:1bqMzqow No.98722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn I don't know what I did to deserve it but I went over my lady's house and after we ate the food I brought she just kinda took off her pants and my pants and rubbed lube on her asshole and damn I just, did it.
We only do anal once a month and she only cums from it 1/3 of the time so this was fucking rad
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Hamilton Clinningmot - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 19:59:43 EST ID:eL40POlJ No.98726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98722
if you fuck boys you can fuck buttholes all the time
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Thomas Sibberbury - Mon, 07 Nov 2016 10:14:33 EST ID:n+qgn42E No.98728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I also finally have anal after 6 months!
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Polly Bundledock - Wed, 16 Nov 2016 01:16:58 EST ID:8uAGtt2M No.98764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The girl i was fucking a few months ago was so good (9/10 sexperience), no second girl was bound to live up to it (6/10 sexperience). Both were awesome kissers though, so props to both ladies there.
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Archie Siffingdick - Mon, 21 Nov 2016 15:12:15 EST ID:EDcuom2E No.98796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had my first sexual thing on the eleventh with a really cute guy I met online, we cuddled and I sucked him off a little bit. If anybody asks, oral sex counts as sex and I'm no longer a virgin.
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George Bengerhack - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 15:44:31 EST ID:4gGwlIpE No.98853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dressed up as in
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And woke lovely boyfriend up and ohhhhhhhhhhh the sex and other fun things that were done and he called me harley YES 10/10 everybody should do this
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Cedric Fanbury - Mon, 12 Dec 2016 07:00:09 EST ID:2g4zbE/q No.98920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gf went to my place before work. We only had one hour, so she said let's not waste time. I burned incenses and played lounge music. We undressed, lied down, I kissed her, then caressed her tits, then I went down on her. I was closed to make her orgasm, but in the end I did something wrong and she didn't finish. After that I tried to penetrate her, but since she has vaginismus she felt pain, burning sensations as if something too big is stretching her skin. She even said I'll kick you when I pushed it in her. Then we realized we are running out of time and she went to bathroom and I still didn't finish. I said that I have to finish or I'll feel tension whole day. She sucked it a little bit and then I masturbated while kissing her. I wanted it to be romantic, even something tantric but we had too little time. I kind of feel some guilt that I asked her to help me finish and put in mouth. Rate
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Cedric Fanbury - Mon, 12 Dec 2016 07:02:02 EST ID:2g4zbE/q No.98921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98920
Maybe next time we should use some painkiller gel
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Cedric Fanbury - Mon, 12 Dec 2016 08:35:44 EST ID:2g4zbE/q No.98922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98920
Also thinking about glass dildo 2cm in diameter so that she could work out that pucci.
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Albert Wunningtire - Tue, 13 Dec 2016 23:23:18 EST ID:2U8or8Pe No.98931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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tfw you've let yourself fall for someone to the point the sex just gets better every time

coincidentally.. (and maybe this is the wrong thread for this) would anyone say it's possible to "truly" love someone at 19? I'm 25 & I was upfront about it with my gf from the beginning about how it's rolling the dice thinking about your s.o. "long term" at that age. We waited like 7 months before we actually said we loved each other, but still. From what I've understood love is different at 19 than it is in your mid 20's. I suppose the only answer is just to play it out & see what happens the same as any relationship
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Rottencrotch - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 01:56:27 EST ID:tzgw/Kqn No.98951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What's this from?
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Wesley Dongerhall - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 11:04:53 EST ID:XdcJYYhp No.98953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
NB
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Nigel Segglestock - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 12:49:03 EST ID:RQ75ExFW No.98955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump! Fuck milf in mid 30's with biggest clit I ever seen
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Polly Snodgold - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:31:24 EST ID:vaUL7ao/ No.99153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lot of extasy and great sex!
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Thomas Cleddleman - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 12:47:03 EST ID:eydb/848 No.99160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Those people look young and happy. Make them stop :(
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Doris Grimworth - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 02:26:38 EST ID:4iBHndth No.99162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lost my virginity on the eighteenth. God bless.
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Edward Callyfat - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 20:30:38 EST ID:yxj63MQD No.99196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck yeah it's Fuckuary!
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George Pillysedging - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 13:02:59 EST ID:FJq5P77y No.99213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>98921
In my experience nothing fucking works except time.

Lube makes it easier, stretching exercises beforehand make it easier (couple's yoga?), cumming first, pill instead of condom makes it easier ( (less friction, I guess?) but don't do that with someone you don't love because yuck) patients, commitment to have fun with each other regardless. Playing with the tip for a while with no intention of penetrating (the fear of the pain of penetration makes the muscles unconsciously contract).

Be caring, be sensitive, ask questions, find out about fantasies, roll play, tell her how you feel so she'll never resent you for hurting her like a blogger I read recently who said in the one post that she did everything she possibly could to hide the pain from her lovers and then a few paragraphs later that the men obviously didn't care they were hurting her... What a crazy nightmare contradiction.. that's why you don't sex people you don't love, it could turn out to be her!
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Charlotte Dommlepitch - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 04:39:08 EST ID:1txIrqUq No.99229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWL, splooged inside her. Miss her already lmao
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Shit Worthinghood - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 04:36:55 EST ID:B18LJ21w No.99296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Bump
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Shit Drummerfuck - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:09:25 EST ID:yVoaeHPN No.99350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Skizzlepuss !dO744cvTW. - Tue, 28 Feb 2017 23:16:53 EST ID:0Gi5oGZg No.99362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's been a few hours, but my boyfriend and I fucked for about 4 hours today.
I swear that man has the skills to pay the bills, and still have money left over to buy a damn mansion.
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Jarvis Sugglespear - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 06:05:24 EST ID:B18LJ21w No.99364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99362
Details?
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Phineas Grandfuck - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 06:35:14 EST ID:4rXqnMDz No.99365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99362
How old are you? I can fuck 4 hours only when I was 27-28, or now only when use weed and met. I have bad feelings about that! Details please?
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Molly Neffingnitch - Sat, 04 Mar 2017 17:06:33 EST ID:KESIKqnu No.99374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99362
Miko stil pisanja podseva iskljucivo na tebe, al' jeb'ga zna se da mokalenkosy penetrira 3-5 cuke
Elem, zahbali sr boyfriendu na lickanju☺
E hocu da vidim Snjofka i Prrr, nemoj vise da se igramo...
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Ebenezer Hacklehall - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 18:09:53 EST ID:5TvX8bLa No.99380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I picked up an older woman from the bar last night and went back to my place and had raunchy, drunk sex on and off for four hours. God her breasts are amazing, and those big blue eyes staring up at me while she begged for me to cum.

I fucked her in the ass, too. Actually I fulfilled a several year old fantasy of mine and ended up having dirty scat sex. It's been a dream of mine for about twelve years. I always knew there was a possibility that I only like watching it in porn, that the real thing would be too much for me and I wouldn't like it. Oh boy was I wrong. It was so fucking hot. God damn she's a dirty girl. I had to punish her for it. She liked that too.
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Frederick Hoggleham - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 10:18:18 EST ID:n+qgn42E No.99423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Last night my bf visit me before his party time, but I've been too sick to have sex. We work mdma night before.
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Samuel Bangernad - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 03:59:53 EST ID:liHwCr+0 No.99590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
38 years old, I can finally bump this thread. She's a work colleague, she guided me slowly and gently. It was a sweet way to lose my v-card, but I'm concerned that I might have difficulty staying out of a relationship with her. She's looking for a long-term commitment, I'm not.
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Ebenezer Blambleson - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 12:18:59 EST ID:/mQHiP60 No.99591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99590
nigga, if you're 38 and JUST lost your v-card you may want to take a step back and consider your options.
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Samuel Bangernad - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 16:15:11 EST ID:liHwCr+0 No.99592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99591
Shut up, Ebenezer.
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Edward Gindersteg - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 11:38:58 EST ID:i3asRRwc No.99596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99592

he has a good point
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Basil Tillinggold - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 14:21:24 EST ID:TnyLTYeT No.99597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Shit, i fuck with best friend of my ex gf
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Graham Siblingsudging - Sun, 07 May 2017 09:40:47 EST ID:liHwCr+0 No.99633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yesterday, I ate out my girlfriend until she came. She has a beautiful clean-shaven innie pussy and she tasted fresh and clean. Next we switched to doggy style and I pounded her until I was breathless. Then she gave me a blowjob, but I couldn't cum that way, finally she rode me until I came inside her. Total time, almost 2 hours.

Last night, we showered together and I made out with her in the shower. I was still satisfied from the morning session, but when we went to bed I teased her with kisses until she insisted on making love. I couldn't hold out for long and came in her again, but I kept going for a while after since she looked like she was enjoying it.

We cuddled and fell asleep together, and then spent the whole morning in one another's arms kissing and cuddling.
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Edwin Chazzlepare - Tue, 09 May 2017 22:11:30 EST ID:5K9nDZFT No.99643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99597
Was she bad to you? I mean your ex. If so, congratulations. If not, bad played man.
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Lillian Chunnerstone - Mon, 15 May 2017 18:38:52 EST ID:3Ocn0Q5c No.99671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810

i fuck my neighbor right in the vagina
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Eliza Challerway - Fri, 26 May 2017 21:18:41 EST ID:NI4HBgIq No.99695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99671


I also fuck my neighbor and also and only in vagina after few beers and pot
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Ebenezer Blommermid - Mon, 29 May 2017 00:53:35 EST ID:CVtzAmTh No.99698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99633

She use pills or you want baby?
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Graham Crendleham - Mon, 29 May 2017 16:43:24 EST ID:liHwCr+0 No.99701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99698
She had a histerectomy
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Barnaby Ginnerkutch - Sun, 04 Jun 2017 21:54:56 EST ID:1GUyvYRU No.99721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP

four great times with my honey

I met ex in town and we fuck after 1 year of terrible breakup, sex is better than when we lived together. I forgive him all the stupid things he did in last 2 years.
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Matilda Pagglefet - Fri, 09 Jun 2017 13:38:38 EST ID:z+LAQEuP No.99748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810

Anybody fuck tonight; it's friday night?

or everybody posting about sexual issue
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Basil Buncocke - Tue, 13 Jun 2017 22:35:05 EST ID:H5QseY8j No.99758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just got done with the worst lay of my life, hands-down

I haven't had sex since September, and then I meet a friend of a friend on Facebook. She looks hot in her pics.... then as she was on her way to my place, she called me and warned me "I must warn those pics were from a year ago before I started taking steroids for my MS...."

....She gets to my door. OH LORD. OH FUCKING LORD.

But it's too late. We fuck a few times, she loves the moves I put on her, but I can't get off because I just feel so repulsed by her.....

Now she's gone and I'm sitting here popping Klonopin, Tramadol, and drinking a PBR after taking 2 showers cuz I feel so filthy. What a terrible way to break a dry spell.

Pic related, it's my post-coital face.
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Esther Hecklegold - Fri, 30 Jun 2017 13:47:40 EST ID:u2kUB4Vp No.99795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Over a year since my ex broke up with me. Otherwise unsuccessful in getting laid since then, till last night. Pussy smells great.
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Betsy Pashstan - Sat, 01 Jul 2017 17:56:55 EST ID:vcXjNBNw No.99797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hurt my nose on the edge of the bed during sex last night, but it was worth it! we use some m'rooms before that and fuck four times.
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Lydia Docklebedge - Fri, 07 Jul 2017 21:29:02 EST ID:q4GB71rK No.99804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99758
You maybe gay.
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Space Medafighter X - Sun, 09 Jul 2017 20:36:56 EST ID:xtE1yPma No.99808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Finally it happened. I had sex. It felt really good.

I can bump with confidence now.
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Augustus Blackbanks - Mon, 10 Jul 2017 12:08:06 EST ID:H5QseY8j No.99809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99804
I'm bisexual but that's beside the point nigga: if you saw what a ham beast she was and you were forced to fuck her cuz if you didn't she'd go berserk and start breaking shit in my crib, you'd feel skeezy about that shit afterward.

I need a goddamn palette cleanser here soon; maybe fucking a guy would be helpful tbh.

NB cuz not laid
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Charles Borryfield - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 07:19:03 EST ID:vcXjNBNw No.99811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99808
first time?
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Martin Blegglebanks - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 14:32:43 EST ID:i3asRRwc No.99830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
Absolutely man-handled my girlfriend last night from behind, she was loving it. Pulled out and came on her back as her legs quivered. Feels good man.
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Oliver Cenningfuck - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 02:36:06 EST ID:ZATuOn4v No.99837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i just fapped
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Fanny Snodstone - Tue, 18 Jul 2017 08:13:42 EST ID:rXxp3NUb No.99843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83810
This has got to be the most unattractive female body I've seen in a long time, that guy can definitely do better. Disgusting, nb.
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Ernest Clublingbat - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 13:55:38 EST ID:i3asRRwc No.99845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99843
virgin
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William Dartcocke - Thu, 20 Jul 2017 12:05:40 EST ID:kW8a7K7n No.99848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99845
fattie
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Henry Nimmlekire - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 02:52:17 EST ID:IANOBAgL No.99855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83810
bump
but i'm not sure if it counts because i barely got hard and i didnt' cum... i just hope it was the alcohol and not a more serious issue.
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Albert Chandlewotch - Wed, 26 Jul 2017 12:27:50 EST ID:E99Lg5MM No.99856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was just raped but I needed to post here because of my OCD
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David Clinderstock - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 00:59:42 EST ID:T+GShTId No.99874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So happy to bump this thread ;)
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Cedric Pittson - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 23:57:06 EST ID:vcXjNBNw No.99876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99874
congratulations for first vagina/dick in your life.
Don't loose grip of your dreams from the past...
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Edwin Wunnersark - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 12:32:43 EST ID:vkzwl5qk No.99879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've had damn good sex a couple of times today and some last night.
It's like I just figured out a lot yesterday and it's been really good since then.
I've started using my body differently and now we both get horny as fuck. My girlfriend was screaming pretty loudly and she's been clinging to me all day.
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Ian Wurringhun - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 06:51:47 EST ID:bFuk4ZKP No.99885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99879
How do you use your body differently? Is she using her body differently too?


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