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Girlfriend wants sum fuk I don't what do by Lillian Gossleput - Sat, 13 May 2017 10:13:32 EST ID:DLtdphzE No.99657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Me and my girlfriend had lots of sex when we started dating a few years ago, then a semi-dry spell followed when I was horny, she wasn't. Eventually I stopped being horny as well. This period of rare sex lasted for a couple of years. Now my girlfriend got a stable job that makes her feel safe, and she keeps wanting sex, while I still don't. Whenever we fuck I keep thinking up ways to sperg out during sex and then have to keep myself from laughing. I can't take sex seriously anymore, I can't take porn seriously anymore, I can't take fapping to imaginary crap seriously anymore unless there's a massive fantasy power imbalance which I just can't bring into real life. What do?
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Lillian Gossleput - Sat, 13 May 2017 10:17:46 EST ID:DLtdphzE No.99658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I actually had this problem before, and not just with sex.
>sparring
>go to the ground, grapple
>can't stop making lame ass jokes like "if you want to try to choke me out you'd have more success using your smelly armpits"

>being fined
>"well I might have to pay a fine but I still feel fine"

I mean I know this is autistic but that's why it's funny to me.

So it's not just with sex.

Porn just makes me laugh out loud 10 seconds into any scene.
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Lillian Gossleput - Sat, 13 May 2017 10:18:18 EST ID:DLtdphzE No.99659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pls halp
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Henry Findlechedge - Sat, 13 May 2017 16:44:40 EST ID:yAKa0pT/ No.99661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like low testosterone. Its very common these days.
If you had high test you'd take sex serious.
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Molly Clobberlet - Sat, 13 May 2017 17:15:11 EST ID:as1yXSjG No.99662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Coolidge effect.

Actually have the same problem, if you can call it that. Part of it is that she just doesn't take care of herself and doesn't look sexually appealing. Just kinda let herself go, then I let myself go, then she did the whole turning me down when I wanted to fuck, which killed my sex drive, and now she bitches about not getting fucked.

I can do porn no problem, that works just fine.. which I guess for me suggests the Coolidge effect, but noting that you can't do porn, that is a bit odd.

Maybe it is low testosterone, but I don't think that low testosterone is a normal diagnosis for that kind of an issue. Although, there are studies that show that married men and fathers have lower testosterone than the average single man. Some people believe that these are evolutionary hormone changes that increase the likelihood of a male to ensure the survival of its family unit.

So I dunno, maybe you just need to fuck another broad.
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Shit Blablingway - Sun, 14 May 2017 10:56:23 EST ID:VEXwlfFI No.99664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>99657

>massive fantasy power imbalance

Tell me more jokester
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Charles Blipperdock - Mon, 15 May 2017 05:39:05 EST ID:DLtdphzE No.99669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99661
Could be. Should check it out.

>>99662
I doubt it's Coolidge and I don't wanna cheat.

>>99664
I dunno, like being a tentacle demon From Beyond TM and fucking all her orifices with heroin-secreting ribbed tentacles while telepathically mindfucking her? That sort of thing. A simple dick is not enough.
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Lillian Chunnerstone - Mon, 15 May 2017 17:19:23 EST ID:3Ocn0Q5c No.99670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>99669

>I dunno, like being a tentacle demon From Beyond TM and fucking all her orifices with heroin-secreting ribbed tentacles while telepathically mindfucking her? That sort of thing. A simple dick is not enough.

Have u tried mutual masturbation to tentacle porn or sex in a vat of jello or perhaps learning hypnosis and hypnotizing her to sex you there's an idea


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