Chloroform will give him cancer...

>>54411
Test on yourself, chloroform's a nice high.

You can test it on you're buddy then sodomize him while he is passed out.

chloroform will evaporate too fast for you to leave it around anywhere and still be effective.

I am confused by your title and then comment, what do you think...?

No it, isn't a shenanigan though, it's just idiotic.

>Is arson a shenanigan

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-18031768
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18036398
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-18083397
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-18065090

it is if its this building
and throw molotovs thru the first 5 floors on a holiday lol.

Try hiding a gallon of milk behind a shelf. After a few days it will explode.

>>55973
Until they inevitably find the nickels

>>55973

Surely they only use the scales for quite large amounts of money, so it's a large initial investment for you. Then you have the problem that you have no ways of keeping the nickels in place, since anything holding the money together will be removed for weighing, and most people would then knock them on a surface to level out the bills if nothing else, shaking out the nickels.

I'd say you'd be better off slipping a few $1s into there, much harder to detect

send their shit back to china

>>56239
why the fuck did you necro this shitty thread full of people who don't understand economics? OP is full retard.

If you've got a confession and everything just go to the cops, or better yet, try to work something out where he pays for the damages. The best time to do shenanigans is when you are doing it for shits and giggles; if you're angry, things will most likely turn out badly for you, or at the very least you won't get the true feeling of a good prank out of it. Revenge just simply isn't funny for anybody involved, it's dumb and you'll probably mess up/get caught.

>>53888
Make water balloons of liquid shit. Throw some rocks through his windows followed by the balloons. do this at night. wear gloves to keep fingerprints off. best revenge ever.

Leave dead half skinned animals on his front yard with there guts all hanging out, That will teach him.

>>56242
Is OP a cat?

Egg his house. Or better yet, trick him into confessing again during some kind of argument and record it with your cell phone or something, and go tell the cops. That would be much worse than anything else you could do to him

>>56225

Given how big a church is and hor easily ventilated they can typically be I'd say to plant fiarly small (maybe an inch cube's worth) chunks of cheese all over the fucking place. Added bonus that when they find one they'll think that it'll be the only one for a little bit... Don't know what cheese to go for though, essentially just google smelly cheese, or just ask at a delicatessen or wherever for a really smelly cheese?

>>56238
sounds like a good idea fellow as/sh/ole. should I write numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them as well?

not really but yeah I'll just ask at the shop I guess, I know of a few that smell bad but I don't know if they stock it.

>>56245

Hmm, while I would normally be quite against the whole 1,2,4 thing as it's so well known, it would probably work better here because they would be less likely to know about it...

However, it does have the disadvantage of them finding one and instantly assuming there's more. Though, in my mind I had you planting around 20 of these so you could give them numbers like 3,10,11,18,24,29,41,44, et cetera... ie. fairly randomly but widely spaced numbers, so they do think there's way more...

>>56246
I was sort of taking the piss but it's not a bad idea.

>>56249

It does have soem upsides and downsides, but I'd say it would make it easier for you to add more cheese every now and then, with a number you hadn't used yet, and they would assume it was from the same batch, prolonging the cheesy smell!

Just join them and be very fucking obnoxious. Talk fast and loud, own the conversation and take it to boring subjects. Laugh a lot about bad jokes. Fart. Light joints up, and talk loudly about them, so they get nervous that they'll be caught by anyone passing by. When the time for goodbye's comes, tell them it was great and you'll all be there the next year. They'll stop.

>>54826
Well, it is more of a community put on by a town not too far from mine. It's annual town thing.

Just get rid of the beer.

>>54827

So the douchbags that are having the bonfire are just townspeople.

Are you 15 and angsty?

>>56243

This.

Reading what you said it was all sounding pretty much fair enough up until you said it was a community thing...

It's probably gone by now anyway, did you do anything OP?

You could always get a large cup of thermite and throw it over the fire, it'd spread quite a bit but would still produce a lot of heat and cause the fire to rather suddenly be a lot hotter and probably ultimately cause it to die...

Alternatively throw a (small) CO2 fire extinguisher on it, pressure builds up, it either explodes, or the area around the top of it melts and releases the CO2. Either way, good chance of killing the fire.

I'd guess it'd be hard to surprise a GP, but if you could they'd have to keep a straight face which could always be amusing... Are you going to be asking the questions with a group of people there then? How many other people will be there?

All I can think of is very basic questions about the female anatomy, potentially followed by your friends and yourself saying "ewww" in unison when he answers.

You should also say that you sometimes like to put things in your asshole when you masturbate, and sometimes they go a little too far and get stuck, but always come out in an hour or so; how long should you wait before going to hospital?

>>56201

its all going to be groups of 8-10 people with one GP for each group

>>56203 tell him this girl you like recently had surgery, and wants you to Fuck the wound and cum inside her body cavity. and you know its risky but it gets you hard like nothing else ever has...

or some girl wants you to insert a love animal in her anus and you want advice about which animal to choose and how to execute safely...

or say you like making ice cubes out of your girls menstrual blood to use in drinks, but not sure if it will make you a vampire...

or you inserted your pet mouse up your ass, but it hadn't come back out in a week and you don't know what to do...

or you want to know how to estimate the dosage of lsd to include in your next enema...

or you have this girl that wants you to smear honey on her clit and release wasps on her, but you think her nipples are a better target...

>or say you like making ice cubes out of your girls menstrual blood to use in drinks, but not sure if it will make you a vampire...

Lol, OP do this.

>>56201
Or either of those.

I'd check yahoo answers if you want full out fuckery, though.

>>56204
Oh god I can't stop laughing. I love you.

Anything you do could fuck up the lawsuit. The best thing to do is just to have minimal to no contact with the guy until court proceedings are over. Then let 'em have it. Waiting will give you the bonus effect of them thinking they're in the clear after court, then getting fucked with.

From all my time on /sh/, I've learned one thing: when people say they're going to do something, it doesn't get done.

>>56229
this so much
this board is so shitty, and people ask the most retarded things
HOW DO I PRANK!?
I don't even come here that often anymore
OP, just build a spud gun and break his windows and dent the shit out of his cars and garage from 4 blocks away with it
you don't even have to do it all at once
show up at 2 in the morning every tuesday and shoot potatoes at his house
switch to thursdays after a while to keep him guessing
and wait till after you sue him
retard

Sounds like borderline animal abuse.

Why can't you just mess with him and run up to him making kissy faces and chase him all over?

I'm going to start fucking with my cat, just because of this thread. Thanks for enlightening me, Reuben.

You can play sounds of screaming cats off you're computer. Don't crank it but keep it at a realistic volume. My cat runs around the house and gets really freaked out.

any time you see him pick him up and move him to a specifiv place in your house. just the same fucking place every time.

alternatively, you can just randomly grab him and make him lay down, and hold him until he stops struggling, then force him back down every time he tries to get up.

>>56222
Lol, again with the wrong your/you're. Good advice, just bad grammar.

>>56174
THAT is a good idea

Lace it with fermaldehyde.

bangs are great! especially when you get the hang of it and it blows the whole smoke

Take out some of the tobacco and replace it with you're pubes. Then put back a tiny bit of the tobacco back into the front so they wont notice.

replace tobacco with black pepper

I'm guessing that as soon as a manager saw you they'd know you don't work there, and any other employee who saw you is likely to ask the manager, so you probably wouldn't last long...

>>56172
Don't listen to this faggot. He's got a stick up his ass.

Put it on and hang around the store outside of other employees line of site? sight? People might ask you for help, this is your chance to say you don't work there and stare at them straight in they eye all awkward like. If the manager isn't there you might be able to get away with saying you're new and then you can hang around fuckin shit up.

>>56176

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound so negative. I was more saying it as something he needs to give great consideration to, so he can act accordingly.

I don't know Hobby Lobby at all (UK), so I can't say it will be the same there, but I used to work in a shop and can easily say that wherever there's customers there's pretty much always staff...

Scout it out a little though, I worked at Boots and, for example, a good place to go would be in one of two good corners; one being for food and the other for tampons. Food is restocked fairly regularly, but if it looks full that would have been your best bet there. Essentially though it's because neither of the corners were like, our bigger products, were products people rarely need help with, and they're things that the customer will either buy or not buy; you can talk people into buying clothes and shit but would struggle to pressure someboody into buying a pack of tampons.

Also if staff are largely unmotivated they probably wouldn't really give a shit to report you or anything. I wouldn't have even noticed if you were wearing the uniform when I was working...

If a store employee questions you working there you can just tell them you're new, the manager will probably just be confused and let you hang around.

>>55782

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Should have kept going until he was the only thing left, perhaps to the point you start removing his clothes. Still funny though.

+1 for you op very funny

>>55785