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OFFICIAL /WOOO/ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE YEAR 5 - FANTASY FOOTBALL GENERAL by Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 16:50:30 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.30993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well, it’s that time of year again. Fantasy Football is back, but more importantly, the official /wooo/ Fantasy Football League is back. This is the 5th year of our humble little league, and things should be getting interesting. As is always the case, this will also serve as the /SPORT/ board's fantasy football general thread. If you have any questions, advice, assistance, or want some feedback, post in this thread and share with your fantasy brethren.
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The Prince of Ireland - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 17:42:54 EST ID:3csaZG0j No.30994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm very excited to have it back. I long for the hours spent dreading my existence as I slowly watch the season slip through my fingers.
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Molly Sabbleridge - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 19:23:52 EST ID:VgT/pkQb No.30996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
IT'S HABBENIN
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:09:52 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.30997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sorry. I just started Stranger Things 10 minutes ago, and lost track of time. I'm gonna just run down the draft order for the league with the next series of posts.

.gif of Torrie Wilson related, because the theme for the season is the upcoming election and um....she's hot
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:13:43 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.30998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>30997

The winner of the Consolation Championship and the recipient of the first overall pick is Team SUCK IT
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:16:40 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.30999 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>30998

The second overall pick goes to THE ALEX SMITH EXPERIENCE
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The Prince of Ireland - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:17:20 EST ID:3csaZG0j No.31000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>30998
Well.. That's something I never needed to know existed..
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:19:08 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>30999

The third overall pick goes to SMACKDOWN SPOILERS
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:22:19 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31001

The fourth overall pick belongs to THE PRINCE OF IRELAND
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The Prince of Ireland - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:23:54 EST ID:3csaZG0j No.31003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31002

I feel like this is a knock against me for finishing last. You could have used any picture of Finn and you chose Space Finn.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:24:52 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31002

The fifth overall pick belongs to SABU
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:26:59 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31004

The Sixth overall pick belongs to PELIGRO ABEJAS

and, no, Ireland. I'm looking for the most embarrassing pictures for everyone
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The Prince of Ireland - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:29:45 EST ID:3csaZG0j No.31006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31005

Then you should have gotten 49ers Alex Smith.. He's not that bad as a Chief.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:32:02 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31006

The seventh overall pick belongs to NC2Y

It was more about the look on his face as he starred down a playoff loss.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:38:01 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31007

The eighth overall pick belongs to PANAMA CITY PLAYBOYS
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:39:51 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31008

The ninth overall pick goes to PEPPERMINT BUTLER
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:42:28 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31009

The tenth overall pick goes to YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHS
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:44:02 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31011 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31010

The Eleventh overall pick belongs to me.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:52:21 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31011

The twelfth overall pick goes to THE NEW DAY
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:54:41 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31012

The thirteenth overall pick belongs to PISS Man
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 21:57:42 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31013

The fourteenth, and final, pick of this draft belongs to our league champion, AUGUST 1st WARNINGS
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 22:47:36 EST ID:SLgn9ACw No.31016 Report Quick Reply
>>31005
Hooray 6th place. Can't believe it's already been 5 years now.
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TheMcD !iYk4bFjGwk - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 13:11:08 EST ID:xaGaVD9/ No.31021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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2nd overall? Why do I feel this is a drawback more than a benefit because of how much top picks seem to bust recently? Still, it'll be fun.

So yeah, I'll be back for next season - not sure which team name I'll end up having, since it'll be up to the draft whether The Alex Smith Experience will return and all, but I'll be back.
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Hedda Pockdock - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 13:13:57 EST ID:VgT/pkQb No.31022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31005
Team SUCK IT believes you didn't look hard enough for a truly embarrassing picture.
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The Prince of Ireland - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 13:38:42 EST ID:3csaZG0j No.31023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31021

I'll trade my #4 spot for your #2. I'll take either Antonio Brown or OBJ (whomever Cole doesn't take)... I don't expect either to still be there when I come up at #4..
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LOLBISCHOFF [PCP 0-0] !!Q8h8Yrl3 - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 17:06:52 EST ID:j/ZM6O8h No.31024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>8th

So much for my dreams of going after Gronk.
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Archie Cendermet - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 00:57:58 EST ID:VgT/pkQb No.31028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31023
I'm taking them both with my first overall pick. Also Adrian Peterson, Jamaal Charles, Aaron Rodgers, Justin Tucker, and your mother.
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TheMcD !iYk4bFjGwk - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 12:46:11 EST ID:2AVnNAWE No.31029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31023

Nah, the only thing worse than picking a bust with your high pick is going lower and having the guy you traded with getting a player that doesn't bust.
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The Prince of Ireland - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 15:00:24 EST ID:3csaZG0j No.31031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31029
I didn't expect you to agree. I just thought "what can I lose by trying?"
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 23:28:30 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Draft date is set for Monday, August the 29th at 6pm. If you would prefer a weekend draft, we can move it to the 2nd or 3rd of September. Just post it here.
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Reuben Blashpit - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 01:52:05 EST ID:VgT/pkQb No.31034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31033
Definitely needs to be a weekend. I work 2-10PM on weekdays.
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The Prince of Ireland - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 06:18:42 EST ID:3csaZG0j No.31036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31033
I can make a lot of things work. I just need to have a clear draft date set long in advance before the draft comes. I harp on it every year but once we decide on a date, we need to stick to it. There was that year where we had decided on a date and then a lot of people were wanting to change it to another day so close to the decided upon date. So if people agree upon a Sept 2nd or 3rd date, then that's fine with me. Just know that I won't be happy with a last minute change.
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Betsy Mugglewell - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 11:37:17 EST ID:Z5KUcjeu No.31037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31033
I would appreciate a weekend draft as well, the 3rd of September would most likely be my preferred date.
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LOLBISCHOFF [The Team 0-0] !!Q8h8Yrl3 - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 11:47:34 EST ID:j/ZM6O8h No.31038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31033
I would also prefer a weekend date, if for no other reason than to give anyone who likely won't be available on the 29th a fair shake.
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TheMcD !iYk4bFjGwk - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 15:01:35 EST ID:/NBkEfjC No.31039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31033

Echoing what's been said before, weekend draft would be far better.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 16:45:28 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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LEAGUE MANAGER POST

I figured a weekend draft was better for everyone, just wanted to make sure. I thought before RAW would be fun, but the weekend is a better time to draft. The draft will be moved to September 3rd, at 7ET, 6CT, 4PT.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 10:39:18 EST ID:Zytz8TRQ No.31046 Report Quick Reply
>>31043
I won't be around for that but I'll play with whomever gets autodrafted for me.
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DashingCN - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 11:42:47 EST ID:NTICUtSw No.31081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I HAVE 4 SPOTS LEFT IN THE SECOND /WOOO/ LEAGUE. LET ME KNOW AND ILL ADD YOU SOMEHOW
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Fri, 19 Aug 2016 02:20:21 EST ID:0KhXM9t/ No.31093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31081

I want in, if I can.
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DashingCN - Fri, 19 Aug 2016 09:08:42 EST ID:NTICUtSw No.31095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31093
I can send you a message from first league with details. need 1 more for 8 man unless we have 2 others who want in
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TheMcD !iYk4bFjGwk - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 20:08:48 EST ID:QVGpVxjw No.31139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have to admit, finding out that my eighth pick and RB3 was fired a few hours before the draft started was not my idea of how to start this.
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TheMcD !iYk4bFjGwk - Sat, 03 Sep 2016 21:37:03 EST ID:QVGpVxjw No.31140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What in the fuck.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 17:33:51 EST ID:D1FxVHkI No.31148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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LEAGUE POST

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE /WOOO/ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE. DON'T FORGET TO SET YOUR LINEUPS FOR TONIGHT. THIS SHOULD BE AN EXCITING YEAR FOR OUR HUMBLE LEAGUE.
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POI aka King of Demons - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 20:32:06 EST ID:JjoGugPw No.31149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"Good Day all. Some news. The NFL season begins tonight, so do not forget to s your lineups for today, or for the weekend if you think you'll be busy.

As always, I have the ability to change lineups for all teams, so if you cant change you team, email me and I can alter it for you.

We also have an official survivor pool, so feel free to join up in the email I sent yesterday. Password: punk.

I've been talking to Ireland, and I've very much been into setting up rivalries and storylines. I'll build them up in the weekly league thread on 420chan. The rivalries are listed here.
PISS / August 1st Warnings
New Day / Team Heartbreak
NEETS / Peppermint Butler
Sabu / Peligro Abejas
The Team / The Lynch Mob
NC2Y / Smackdown Spoilers
Y2YAY / Prince of Ireland

Feel free to talk any trash or send me ideas or whatever about your feuds. If anyone has any ideas or anything related to this league that they'd like to add or share, feel free to email me or post in the league thread on 420chan's SPORT board, or tweet me @woooFFootball

Thank You"


For those of you who can't access the e-mail that Y2YAY sent.
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LOLBISCHOFF - Thu, 08 Sep 2016 21:56:09 EST ID:rXYVs4J9 No.31150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31149
>The Team / The Lynch Mob

Okay I guess. Time to build up a Roman pic folder.
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Samuel Chullykeg - Fri, 09 Sep 2016 20:45:12 EST ID:g/MoS03r No.31152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31150

Hey, I have to learn how to type in an Irish accent, so...
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 15:19:30 EST ID:E5YKUqxE No.31158 Report Quick Reply
Damn it's now down to Captain Kirk vs. Big Ben in this week's matchup. Hope Kirk and the Skins prevail.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 14:36:21 EST ID:hKfYkIkl No.31167 Report Quick Reply
>>31158
Welp despite the Skins loss and Cousins' performance, I'm glad I still managed to win. I also have DeAngelo Williams on my other fantasy team and his almost 30 points came through in a huge way.
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David Punnerpod - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 22:57:32 EST ID:Z5KUcjeu No.31168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Bills
>4th quarter
>3 point game
>3 and 1
>loft a deep ball up instead of feeding McCoy
>INT

ffs you're not Big Ben and Antonio Brown, hand Shady the fucking ball

i miss handoffs
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David Punnerpod - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 23:12:56 EST ID:Z5KUcjeu No.31169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31168
>not drafting Forte

welp i guess i'm the idiot nb
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Scott aka POI aka KOD | 1-0 - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 01:17:40 EST ID:niv7Bqfd No.31170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31169

I'm not.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 18:03:09 EST ID:D1FxVHkI No.31171 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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LEAGUE UPDATE

Welcome to the first League Update of the new year. It’s been a whole season since the crack team here at the WFFL offices have put out a new edition of the League Update, but were back for the new season, and boy is it a good time to be back. For plot reasons, the whole league has been getting in each other’s proverbial grills, and certain rivalries have come up. Before we get to that, let’s start with a small look at the football going on this week. The Bills goofed hard when Tyrod Taylor got rekt and fell asleep on the field, but no one told him and kept letting him play. The Jets won the game and Rex Ryan is most likely looking for college openings for him and his brother. Green Bay will take on Minnesota Sunday night, in what can only be described as “eh. I might watch that.” The Giants eat nuts. The Rams:LOLXDROFL. Washington will get smashed by THE BOYS this weekend. please. And Blair Witch looks decent, although I’m not a big fan of POV horror movies / CG shaking and lights destruction.

LEAGUE RECORDS
>King of Demons (1-0)
>Your Divine Empress Hillary (1-0)
>NC2Y (1-0)
>NEETS in Space (1-0)
>Peppermint Butler (1-0)
>Peligro Abejas (1-0)
>The Team (1-0)
>Sabu (0-1)
>The Lynch Mob (0-1)
>Smackdown Spoilers (0-1)
>Suck It (0-1)
>New Day (0-1)
>PISS MAN (0-1)
>August 1st Warnings (0-1)

AROUND THE LEAGUE
Rather than spread the dirt around, we’ll give the league a quick rundown of the rivalries and why they’re going down.

>AUGUST 1ST WARNINGS v PISS MAN – This is just a straight up hoss fight. These two teams are perennial powerhouses and both are former League Champions. This is a rivalry set to determine who the best in the league really is, but we’re guessing that these two could fight forever.
>PELIGRO ABEJAS v SABU – In a complete turnaround, this is light fight to determine who not the worst is. We don’t mean to disparage or be mean, but these two teams are thought of as weaker opponents. Both teams are actually looking good this year, and they’re gonna show everyone exactly what they’ve got.
>NEETS in SPACE v PEPPERMMINT BUTLER – A rivalry brought about by a test of strength. The boys at the WFFL office have been big fans of Pep the last few years, and we think he’s a sleeper pick tonight. But NEETS isn’t willing to let new blood take over just yet. We’ll see if Peps can overcome the odds.
>KING OF DEMONS VS YOUR DIVINE EMPRESS HILLARY– a Prince becomes a King. Ha. We have a surf trying to take over the league, but he doesn’t realize what it means to be royalty. We’ll neither does Y2YAY, but Your Divine Empress is here to offer a sane option. Choose YDEH, the League is better together.
>THE TEAM v THE LYNCH MOB – The Team is not a fan favorite. He’s booed and high all the time. DA TEAM and the Frantic Fridge are seen as the better members of his former stable. The Lynch Mob is the cutest way to die. I’ll figure something out guys…I’m not sure.
>NC2Y v SMACKDOWN SPOILERS TRIBUTE – NC2Y was at a friend’s house party when SMACKDOWN SPOILERS was set to leave and grabbed NC2Y’s coat by accident. Now he’s claiming that it’s actually his coat, and it has nothing to do with the fact that it’s of better quality. NC2Y is flummoxed.
>NEW DAY v TEAM HEARTBREAK – This is the oldest feud we’ve had in the league. Dating back to year one, when shovels and transit incidents were the norm. There is no respect between these teams, only hate. This is one feud to watch.


MATCH-UPS
>The Team v The King of Demons – Both teams won last week, but a good game from Matt Forte gives KOD a nice lead. We expect him to maintain his lead and finish the week 2-0.
>The PISS Man v Smackdown Spoilers – Neither team won last week, so someone will fall to 0-2. We like PISS Man’s chances this week based on matchups, but you never know.
>NC2Y v SABU – NC2Y won last week, and we think he’ll continue that streak. A strong RB group and the Seahawks playing LA has us believing that he’ll pick up lots of defensive points.
>PEPPERMINT BUTLER v PELIGRO ABEJAS – This is our GAME OF THE WEEK. Both teams are 1-0 and Peppermint Butler has an 11 point lead, but both teams are stacked. Hopefully it stays close.
>TEAM SUCK IT v AUGUST 1ST WARNINGS – Surprisingly, both teams opened the season with a loss. We can’t imagine our reigning League Champion to fall to 0-2, and with a 22 point lead, we expect him to build on it to a victory.
>THE LYNCH MOB v THE NEW DAY – Another match-up of two winless teams. We like The Lynch Mob this weekend, but honestly we think The New Day could walk out with a blowout. This is a toss-up for us.
>YOUR DIVINE EMPRESS HILLARY v NEETS in SPACE – Your Divine Empress Hillary will win.


That’s it for this week folks. We’ll be back next Wednesday with another League Update on our regularly scheduled night. As always have fun and enjoy the games this weekend.
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LOLBISCHOFF !!Q8h8Yrl3 - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 18:22:39 EST ID:j/ZM6O8h No.31172 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>MFW both of my NFL leagues started Forte against me
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Scott aka POI aka KOD | 1-0 - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 18:57:57 EST ID:niv7Bqfd No.31173 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31171

>KING OF DEMONS VS YOUR DIVINE EMPRESS HILLARY– a Prince becomes a King. Ha. We have a surf trying to take over the league, but he doesn’t realize what it means to be royalty. We’ll neither does Y2YAY, but Your Divine Empress is here to offer a sane option. Choose YDEH, the League is better together.

It's true that I may not have been King for very long but it was inevitable. The old King was weak! He let us wallow in shame for years! He had to be stopped. So I dealt with him. Now I rule with an iron will. I may have made a deal with the Shadow Demon but you all witnessed his power first hand when I crippled the PISS MAN and left him a husk. The Team will bear witness to my evil alliance this week. I will take from him his soul and his sanity. They will be left ruined. Soon the Empress will see my power as well. With my sword thrust through her chest, I will plunge the WFFL into the Kingdom of Shadows! The High Lord has spoken! Beware peasants.
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Jarvis Sacklefuck - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 21:05:57 EST ID:Hk00FNsU No.31175 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31171
I had a 29 point lead last week. Anything can happen, 22 points can be overtaken.
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TheMcD !iYk4bFjGwk - Sat, 17 Sep 2016 14:21:48 EST ID:aT5ygtSs No.31177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>YOUR DIVINE EMPRESS HILLARY v NEETS in SPACE – Your Divine Empress Hillary will win.
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DashingCN - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 22:56:11 EST ID:5dLdskfk No.31179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31171
I Win
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Mon, 19 Sep 2016 01:33:33 EST ID:D1FxVHkI No.31180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31177

I speak only the truth child. Sign up and pledge your allegiance to me. #imwithher
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POI aka King of Demons - Mon, 19 Sep 2016 14:35:08 EST ID:+OAKjU88 No.31184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31180

Do not tempt him with your sagging breasts or your sagging poll numbers! He is free to make his own choices. Even if they cost him a win. That is until I take over the WFFL and then all choices will be governed by the High Lord. This will be a dictatorship like none before! In the Kingdom of Shadows only I will be worthy of commanding the peasants!
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 19 Sep 2016 23:51:09 EST ID:IvvOHGGK No.31186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn that Eagles defense cost me this week.
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Scott aka POI aka KOD | 2-0 - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 00:58:36 EST ID:6Hbnr1iL No.31188 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm just going to flat out say it plain and simple for you peasants. I may want to rip Empress/Y2YAY apart from head to toe. You know what though? We're both 2-0. That means that we're the top Rivalry in the WFFL. That means one thing and one thing only...

#TopGuys
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Sabu - Wed, 21 Sep 2016 16:24:28 EST ID:mfKmY1RN No.31192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Scott aka POI aka KOD | 2-0 - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 00:20:36 EST ID:V2s3UwDt No.31194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Your League Emperor Y2YAY (Not Mr. Snrub) !fKufr32NAI - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 00:24:56 EST ID:D1FxVHkI No.31195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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WEEK 2: Shut Up Kiss Me – Angel Olsen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nleRCBhLr3k

AHOY-HOY! Well, the Cowboys let Cousins tard it up, Rodgers looked sloppy and undersexed, Wentz looked really good against another shit team, The Raiders came close to another comeback, Andrew got butt Lucked by the BIG D-EFENSE, AP decided to treat his knee like his son, Doug Martin, you fucker, tweaked his hamstring, and The Browns continue to be sadder and sadder. Tomorrow Night, The Texans are looking for some BBQ Brissett, but will end up finding the black hole that is The Patriots eventual win with a third string QB. Let’s go Cowboys. Gotta rebound, Raiders. Get it together Packers. Cleveland….fuck man.


LEAGUE RECORDS
Your Divine Empress Hillary (2-0)
King of Demons (2-0)
Peppermint Butler (2-0)
NC2Y (1-1)
NEETS in Space (1-1)
Peligro Abejas (1-1)
The Team (1-1)
Sabu (1-1)
The Lynch Mob (1-1)
Smackdown Spoilers (1-1)
August 1st Warnings (1-1)
Suck It (0-2)
New Day (0-2)
PISS MAN (0-2)


AROUND THE LEAGUE
>Rumor has it that a big shot, major Hollywood player has been funding the New Day over the last several months. Although not confirmed, it would help to explain the erroneous (hopefully) “Suck It Voted for Cruz” signs all around town, as well as him switching from Great Value Pancake Mix to Hungry Jack Pancake Mix.
>Sabu is a man on a mission. He is pissed and looking for blo…oh shit. He just fell through a coffee table.
>We asked for a sit down interview with the PISS Man this week to discuss his slow start, but his Jew got back to us with a short email. “My client, PISS MAN, has no intention to discuss himself or his business associates. If you believe he’s started off slowly, look at the Championship sitting in his laundry room. Look at the runner up sash around his chest. This interview is over.”
>As a backup interview, we spent the day with the minty kid himself, Peppermint Butler. He took us around all his favorite hotspots in town, and we even stopped by his favorite restaurant, Shoney’s. “It’s a fantastic opening to the season for me.” Peps mentioned to us as he stuffed dinner rolls into his pockets. “I haven’t felt this good since the first time I got a handjob from a very famous...” At this point, we stopped paying attention as we observed him opening up foil lined Ziploc bags at filling them with fried chicken and French fries. We apologize to the actress who played the best friend on That’s So Raven for what she did to this odd man.
>The King of Demons spent the early part of this week building a small wooden throne for himself. He appeared to be having a difficult time with it. We don’t what the finished product looks like, but we did see him getting a Lay-Z-Boy delivered to his house.
>Peligro Abejas and NC2Y appeared to have a misunderstanding earlier this week. When NC2Y spotted Peligro wearing a jacket similar to the one he lost last week, he asked Peligro where he bought it. Peligro refused to tell NC2Y, which led to NC2Y accusing Peligro of stealing his jacket, and eventually Peligro informed him that it had originally belonged to his deceased Grandfather. NC2Y was left stunned and embarrassed.
>Smackdown Spoilers looked really spiffy backstage this week. He had a really nice jacket on.
>DON’T YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO WILL STAND UP FOR YOUR LEAGUE RIGHTS? DON’T YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO THINKS ABOUT WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY, RATHER THAN JUST SAYING WHAT A BUNCH OF DEPLORABLES WANT TO HEAR? ARE YOU WILLING TO RISK THE LEAGUE TO A CHILDISH, THIN SKINNED DUMB DUMB? VOTE FOR SOMEONE YOU CAN TRUST #imwithher – paid for by the Getting Myself Over Coalition – I’m Y2YAY, and I typed up this message
>August 1st Warning: “That’s one.”
>NEETs in Space will be doing a weekly film review for our little Update here at the WFFL. His first instalment will be a review of the movie “Heaven is For Real.” Without further ado. - Hello and welcome to “A NEET at the Movies.” I just saw “Heaven is For Real. No it ain’t.
>The Lynch Mob…uh….um….and….uh….and The Team. They…..they…oh fuck….come back next week guys. It’s still under construction.


MATCH-UPS
>Your Divine Empress v New Day – Your Divine Empress will win this week.
>August 1st Warnings v NEETs in Space – This one is a toss-up. A1W has some injured players, but his depth is equal to NEETs starters this week. We’ll take A1W for now.
>Peligro Abejas v The Lynch Mob – Peligro has injuries and no clear back-up RB. Lynch Mob has a softer team, but enough punch that their meat and potatoes roster should deliver this week. We like Lynch.
>Sabu v Team Suck It – We like Sabu’s team, but we’re not the overreacting type. We don’t believe that Rodgers is falling apart, and we expect him to light up Detroit. We like Team Suck it here.
>The PISS Man v Peppermint Butler – This is our GAME OF THE WEEK PISS Man needs the win, and we don’t like a lot of the matchups for Pepps. We think PISS will escape this week with a W.
>The King of Demons v NC2Y’s Fire – NC2Y, man. Your team is all banged up. We think KOD will have a small week, but we think it’ll still be good enough to beat NC2Y. Get healthy boy, we’re rooting for ya.
>The Team v Smackdown Spoilers Tribute – Both of these teams have meaty, stout teams. This game will be close, but we like Smackdown Spoilers to squeak past with a victory.


We’ll be back, hopefully earlier next week, with another League Update. Thank You for reading.
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Scott aka POI aka KOD | 2-0 - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 01:31:40 EST ID:V2s3UwDt No.31196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31195

Wake up Peasants.. Here's a real update. The WFFL is slowly descending into the darkness. There's a coming storm and you will all feel the reckoning. The day has been long and stretched for as far as you could see. In the cracks though laid the shadows. Their reach was just as endless. They were consumed with hate for the light.

So they coalesced and formed a being of hatred and jealousy. It was infuriated with the light for keeping it's Kingdom in the Shadows. So it stretched out its fingers and commanded it's demonic army to scour the globe. Find it a host whom it could merge with and form a deadly alliance. They searched far and wide.

Til they came across a Prince, humbled by the world he thought he commanded. The world it seems commanded him. He hid from the world. How could he show his face if he could not conquer the greatest league known to man. So he sulked away from the light. There the demons found him. The Dark One was pleased with the findings. He soon began to speak to the Prince.

"You can have it all.. the command of your people.. the domination of the league.. the world gripped between your fingers. All you have to do is let me in. Give yourself to me. Together we can do it all. We can plunge the world into darkness. You will reign over the Kingdom of Shadows."

The Prince saw this as the last chance he had. He agreed and soon was invaded by a force so powerful, the world shook around him. For hours he lay there feeling his conception of the world grow. Soon enough he knew what to do. He moved throughout the castle and infected those loyal to him. They changed into beastly creatures. He then took control of the court. He began slaying everyone around him.

Last he approached his father the King. Beg did he, to be spared. The Prince thought on the request. Then an evil smile crossed his face. A solitary tear drop rolled down his father's cheek. Then he lost his head. The Prince was gone. A new King was here. Sitting on the throne, darkness spread. The light began to be engulfed by obsidian tendrils. Soon enough the Kingdom was corrupted. Bright green trees now withered and died. Every direction you looked, a shadow was in control. It wasn't everywhere though.

Long from the Kingdom of Shadows lays a land of Champions. The League is all and all is good. That was until a familiar face came knocking. The former Prince was there to bring the League into his Kingdom. Yet before he could a figure of the light approached the King of Demons. It spoke softly and directly.

"Your attempt to control the world stops here. If you wish to get final control, you must take on the League. Here you will find brave warriors. You may choose six of them. I will choose six as well. If you or your horde wins the championship in the sport of my choosing, you may consume all. If you are unsuccessful though, you will flee and the balance of light and darkness shall be restored. Accept my challenge."

The High Lord laughed heartily. Then he nodded his head. 'This would be amusing', he thought. He chose his warriors and then waited for the battles to commence. When they did, he triumphed easily. Sometimes his warriors won. Sometimes they didn't. Still, he moves closer to winning it all.

Will the League be destroyed?

Will the world be plunged into darkness?

Will you kneel and prove your loyalty to your King?
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The Lynch Mob - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 18:42:02 EST ID:g/MoS03r No.31198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who the fuck is Josh Ferguson, and why is he projected for 15 points this week?
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 09:10:11 EST ID:C3Ro+G+u No.31199 Report Quick Reply
>>31198
He's the Colts' backup/3rd down RB. Haven't decided whether to start him or Matt Asiata yet.
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POI aka King of Demons - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 15:12:30 EST ID:3csaZG0j No.31202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31196

Wow.. That looked a lot better on my cellphone. It looked like paragraphs. This is just long weird looking sentences. Hmm.. No wonder no one was interested in it. Oh well.. Hahaha. Just trying to layer in some fun.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 10:58:43 EST ID:vyFHowrl No.31219 Report Quick Reply
>>31199
Looks like I made the right choice by keeping Ferguson in the lineup.
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Scott | King of Demons | 2-1 - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 11:18:39 EST ID:xGC78niR No.31220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>For those of you who missed out on the first WFFL Survivor Pool, listen up!

There's only three teams left in the first Survivor Pool. As soon as someone wins that Survivor Pool, we'll start up a second Survivor Pool. We are looking to notify WFFL members so that they know that it's coming. We need to know if anyone is interested in participating in a second Survivor Pool. If you are, please just reply to this post and make sure to put your team name in the post so that I can invite you. At this point we're looking at Week 5 (even if the first Survivor Pool hasn't finished). So you have until Week 5 to get invited. Once Week 5 comes, it'll be locked and you'll have to wait and hope we can do a third Survivor Pool.
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Your League Emperor Y2YAY (Not Mr. Snrub) !fKufr32NAI - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 02:43:02 EST ID:D1FxVHkI No.31223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31220

Fuck. Forgot League Update. It will be up tomorrow. My bad. I will go one full season with Updates. At least once.
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Sabu - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 20:05:09 EST ID:mfKmY1RN No.31224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Gordon checks into rehab

I'd mock you for having him on your team Hillary, but you clearly didn't need him anyways. I will continue mock Browns fans though.
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Scott aka KOD | 2-1 - Fri, 30 Sep 2016 00:11:21 EST ID:RsuASmOT No.31225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31223

I have been busy as well. Otherwise I would have pestered you until you did it.
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Scott aka KOD | 2-1 - Fri, 30 Sep 2016 16:01:10 EST ID:k1eFQxT6 No.31229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Let me pop in real quick before Y2YAY can give his update.. We've been keeping track of the Rivalries and their rankings in the background. Today, i'll give an update on how everyone's doing.

>Coming in at number one is the Rivalry of Divine Empress Hillary and the King of Demons. DEH is currently ranked #2 overall in the league with a record of 3-0. Followed closely behind is KOD with a ranking of #3 with a 2-1 record. This rivalry is being built upon the fact that the WFFL is at stake. Not only is KOD trying to take the WFFL down, he's also trying to prove that there's only one true royal in the WFFL.

Rivalry Ranking: #1
Combined Record: 5-1


>In second place is the Rivalry of Peppermint Butler and NEETs In Space. PB is currently ranked #1 overall with a record of 3-0. NEETs is currently ranked #7 with a record of 2-1. This rivalry is that of a former champion trying to stop the rising star and prove that they are still a team to compete with. So far PB is continuing to show why he's the hottest thing in the WFFL. On his trails though is former champ, NEETs. Who will prevail?

Rivalry Ranking: #2
Combined Record: 5-1


>Taking third place is the Rivalry of Sabu and Peligro Abejas. Peligro Abejas is currently ranked #5 overall in the league with a record of 2-1. Sabu is currently ranked #6 with a record of 2-1. What a shocker that these two lightweights would be packing such a punch this early? Known to be pushovers in the past, these two are currently doing the pushing. Can they keep their momentum all the way to the Rivalry Championship?

Rivalry Ranking #3
Combined Record: 4-2


>Just outside of the Top 3, we find the Rivalry of Smackdown Spoilers Tribute and NC2Y's Fire. SST is currently ranked #4 overall with a record of 2-1. NC2Y is currently ranked #8 with a record of 2-1. This rivalry is made up of two teams who usually place near the middle of the pack. Determined to see them rise to the challenge, League Manager DEH decided that he would pit the two against each other. Will this inspire either team to finish better than their Rams reputation? This Rivalry will be the first to go HEAD TO HEAD as both teams will be facing each other in Week 4.

Rivalry Ranking: #4
Combined Record: 4-2


>With the fifth ranking, we look at the rivalry of The Team and The Lynch Mob. The Team is currently ranked #10 with a record of 1-2. TLM is currently ranked #9 with a record of 1-2. This rivalry is made up of the loathed and cocky The Team and the beloved and popular The Lynch Mob. TLM's popularity has been the bane in the existence of The Team who has done everything he can to get over but just can't. TLM's popularity is natural though and the fans seem to be attracted to this team both emotionally and physically. Who will win the battle for the fans adoration?

Rivalry Ranking: #5
Combined Record: 2-4


>In sixth place is the rivalry of The PISS MAN and August 1st Warnings. A1W is currently ranked #9 overall with a record of 1-2. TPM is currently ranked #12 overall with a record of 0-3. This rivalry consists of two former champions. These two are powerhouses in the WFFL. It's Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker at Wrestlemania when these two meet. Yet, for some reason they've been sluggish. Have these two teams really gotten worse or has everyone else gotten better? Only time will tell if they live up to their colossal reputations.

Rivalry Rankings: #6
Combined Record: 1-5


>Lastly we look at the rivalry of Team SUCK IT and The New Day. TND is currently ranked #13 with a record of 0-3. TSI is #14 overall with a record of 0-3. These two rivals have been bitter enemies throughout the run of the WFFL. Even five seasons in, their still at each other's throats. Unfortunately, they don't seem to be able to find themselves in the winner's light. Has their hatred for each other clouded their sense of victory? Can they right their ship?

Rivalry Rankings: #7
Combined Record: 0-6
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Scott aka KOD | 2-1 - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 06:26:05 EST ID:RsuASmOT No.31231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks like he forgot again.
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Champ Gold !!MBGZ4KrA - Sun, 02 Oct 2016 23:49:26 EST ID:Wx3LhKP0 No.31239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I feel bad for anyone who had to play Rothlesberger, Matt Ryan, Will Fuller or Julio Jones this week
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Clara Gonkinfirk - Tue, 04 Oct 2016 04:02:03 EST ID:VgT/pkQb No.31241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31239
I didn't have any of them, but Matt Jones and AB got me through anyway. Fuck yer.
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Scott aka KOD | 2-2 - Wed, 05 Oct 2016 18:27:53 EST ID:L1QVWPxo No.31243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's that time again. Time to pop in with the Rivalry Rankings! Let's hope that this isn't the only update we see this week.. Hint hint...


>Taking the first place position is the Rivalry of Peppermint Butler and NEETs in Space. Peppermint Butler tasted his first defeat but still ranks #1 overall with a record of 3-1. His rival, NEETs In Space jumped up the rankings and is #5 overall with a 3-1 record. This two are causing a stir amongst the fans. Some fans love the grizzled old veteran and want to see him take his place in the spot light again. On the other hand there is a contingent that wants to see Peppermint Butler get what he's deserved for years now. Both teams are hard charging towards the championship. Will either's fans be celebrating this year?

Rivalry Ranking: #1
Combined Record: 6-2


>Dropping from their first place position, the Rivalry of The Divine Empress Hillary and The King of Demons comes in second. Hillary also tasted defeat for the first time. However he kept his ranking of #2 overall with a record of 3-1. The King of Demons continues to stumble and is now #6 overall with a record of 2-2. For there to be a controlling party over the WFFL, one of these two teams needs to step out and prove their dominance. Both claim to be the best but both suffered defeats in Week 4. Neither team has been champion of the WFFL before. If they are to continue their royal endeavors, they need to get back in the winning column. That is if they don't want to be looked at as jesters instead.

Rivalry Ranking: #2
Combined Record: 5-3


>Keeping their third place, the Rivalry of Peligro Abejas and Sabu continues to impress. Peligro Abejas is ranked #3 overall with a record of 3-1. Sabu is ranked #8 overall with a record of 2-2. Both these lightweights came out swinging last week. Peligro Abejas faced a weak and battered The New Day and scored a knock out. Sabu took on the always tough NEETs In Space. Both duked it out for a long time but NEETs hit Sabu with quite the punch. Then Sabu proceeded to fall out of the ring, break his leg standing up and then crack three teeth smiling. It was quite unfortunate for the botch master. If he's healthy, Sabu is going to try and stumble into the ring this week to face last year's champ, August 1st Warnings.

Rivalry Rankings: #3
Combined Record: 5-3


>Our fourth ranked Rivalry was featured in our first Rivals Head to Head matchup. First up Smackdown Spoilers Tribute is ranked (4) and has a record of 3-1. His Rival, NC2Y's Fire is ranked 10th with a record of 2-2. Both Rivals were expected to thrill the fans with their hatred. Instead we saw SST put on a clinic. NC2Y's Fire seemed a little dazed and confused about what was even going on. Maybe he was too busy staring at all the healing knife wounds SST was sporting. Either way, SST walked away with our first Head to Head Matchup Victory. He'll be in line for a specialized trophy down the line (whenever Y2YAY remembers to create it..).

Rivalry Rankings: #4
Combined Record: 5-3
Head to Head Winner: Smackdown Spoiler's Tribute


>Up for fifth is the Rivalry of The Team and The Lynch Mob. The Team is ranked 7th overall with a record of 2-2. The Lynch Mob is 13th with a record of 1-3. The Samoan Suck Machine (hey, the fans chanted that.. I'm only repeating it!) continues to be jealous of the Fire Haired Phenom. Why? I'm not sure.. The Team came out and put his anger on display as he took down The Peppermint Butler but then proceeded to bitch on the mic for ten minutes about how he's prettier than The Lynch Mob. Of course the fans used this time to take a bathroom break so they could be back in time for Lynch's game. She lost but the fans still love her.. Go figure.. Anyway The Team promised to ruin her pretty face this week in their Head To Head Matchup. Maybe he'll finally earn the devotion of the fans that he's been craving.. That or they'll hate him even more..

Rivalry Rankings: #5
Combined Record: 3-5


>Sixth place finds the Rivalry of August 1st Warnings and The PISS MAN. August 1st Warnings is ranked #9 overall and has a record of 2-2. The PISS MAN is #11 with a record of 1-3. Both of these giants of the WFFL world won last week. Could this be the waking of the beasts? Either way, they put on a show for the fans and the fans appreciated it. The PISS MAN has been taking jabs at a bald headed bastard who used to wrestle like thirty years ago. Something about having a special exhibition game for the fans? I don't know.. Who cares, the PISS MAN will win. Still The PISS MAN needs to focus on A1W as both are on the rise. Sooner or later they'll be brawling against each other and what that happens. It will register on the Richter Scale.

Rivalry Rankings: #6
Combined Record: 3-5


>Keeping their last place position is the Rivalry of TEAM Suck It and The New Day. Team SUCK IT is ranked 12th overall with a record of 1-3. The New Day is STILL IN LAST and ranked #14 overall with a record of 0-4. Way to go Team SUCK IT, there's life in you after all. Unfortunately the same can't be said for your rival. The New Day said he'd either "boom or bust." Well you busted, kid. Can you even find a victory if it was handed to you? Probably not. Somewhere, somehow, you took the wrong turn, made the wrong choice and screwed yourself. HARD. Now you're digging scraps of meat out of the trash can. Team SUCK IT will most likely keep digging himself out of the hole he'd been in. The New Day may as well throw himself in it..

Rivalry Rankings: #7
Combined Record: 1-7

Well people of the WFFL, let's do well in Week 5. Also, if anyone has seen Y2YAY, point him in this direction. Maybe he'll have an update up today.. Maybe he won't. That's part of the fun. Anyway, peace out until next week.

P.S. Yes, i'm going to keep stealing Rivals images because fuck you, that's why..
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Fri, 07 Oct 2016 00:22:38 EST ID:YRIwsQLp No.31249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Week 4 (3?): Kids – The Frights / Marry Me Archie – Alvvays

Well, I missed last week. Was out of town this weekend, and then homework. I know these don’t seem like they take long to right, and honestly, they don’t, but they’re torture to write if I have no desire to write them at that time. Anyway. My Cowboys got our Dak worked up, and we sprayed points all over the Bay Area, and they kept cheering us on. The Chiefs got BLACKED AND GOLD. ODB is getting his balls tickled anymore and he’s upset LEL. The Raiders keeping doing it man. Rex used the power of the foot to lick the Patriots. The Colts ultraLEL. Buccaneers continue to play meaningless football games in the most dangerous stadium in the country. Brady incoming. The Cardinals and 49ers are boring everyone to death. Without knowing any matchups or who’s playing. I’m picking the Chargers, Patriots, Raiders, Detroit, Cowboys, Packers, and an upset, the Jets. Listen to The Frights and Alvvays tunes in the header links. Great bands.

LEAGUE RECORDS
>Your Divine Empress Hillary (3-1)
>Peppermint Butler (3-1)
>NEETS in Space (3-1)
>Peligro Abejas (3-1)
>Smackdown Spoilers (3-1)
>NC2Y (2-2)
>King of Demons (2-2)
>The Team (2-2)
>Sabu (2-2)
>August 1st Warnings (2-2)
>PISS MAN (1-3)
>The Lynch Mob (1-3)
>Suck It (1-3)
>New Day (0-4)

AROUND THE LEAGUE
>Rumors are swirling around that League Manager, Y2YAY, has been in heavy talks with multiple investors about a potential buyout of the WFFL. It was first revealed that musician Stephen Malkmus was in talks to purchase the league, since he is a big fan of internet based social sports populated by wrestling fans. He revealed that he was in talks early this week, but felt “that this things not gonna get done. The guy can’t even write an update on a weekly basis.” Harsh words from a legend who stuck around 20 years too late.
>Another potential buyer was the /tinfoil/ board over at 420chan. They believe that the league will bring increased traffic to the board, which is filled with cooks and nutobs talking about ghosts and weed dreams. Y2YAY is known for his anti-drug policy in the league, so it wouldn’t make much sense to sell to this board. “The Sport board isn’t filled with Mary Jane fans. The six people who talk on that board are just usually angry about their teams or talking about where to find a soccer stream.” He had to go back to doing “homework” or “stuff” while sleeping in his hammock inside his high rise apartment.
>After the rivalry game this week, it was decided that Smackdown Spoilers had earned the jacket, regardless of whether or not it belonged to NC2Y in the first place. NC2Y could not be reached for comment, as he had to deal with a former business associate who refused to acknowledge NC2Y’s donation at a charity event.
>The King of Demons was back at work on his wooden throne. He was clearly having trouble with it, so we offered a helping hand, but he said that “peasants don’t speak to a King out of turn.” He then went back to sanding down the arm rest. He cursed under his breath and walked inside. He sat in his nice recliner.
>The New Day would like to be known as “Dollar Bills” for the foreseeable future. It would seem that he really does have a Hollywood money man backing his team this year, as he lined the offices with spiffy business cards with his new nickname. They read as follows “Dollar Bills: My Actions Are Golden, and My Words are Law.”
>Sabu walked out of the hospital with a mild concussion this week. Sadly, he slipped on a cigarette butt in the parking lot, and is back in room 1216. You can send well wishes there.
>The Team is red hot. He has no idea why he is put in a feud with someone he has no past with. “I ain’t got no respect for The Lynch Mob. And that’s not me starting something, that’s fact. I don’t care who this person is. I have no reason to know them. I deserve an actual feud with someone who will elevate me. I’m Big Team. You can Bo-Lieve that.
>We got an official interview with Team Suck It this week. We asked him about his slow start this season, and if he thinks it has anything to do with his performance last year. “I got two words for you…” He hung up, but we’re guessing he was gonna say “Fuck You.”
>The Minty Fresh Breath Boy is riding high on his continued success this season. He was seen outside a Long John Silver’s eating a fish platter. When asked how he felt, he remarked “I found this three piece half eaten in the garbage, and it was face up with no other trash around it, so…yeah, I’m feeling pretty fucking great.
>Welcome Back To Another Installment of “A NEET at the Movies.” This week I saw Richard Linlater’s seminal indie, Slackers. So he killed that girl in the apartment, right? 7.5 outta 10.
>We caught up with The Lynch Mob this week and asked about the upcoming matchup with The Team, and whether or not his comments affected their preparation. “I don’t think so. For someone like The Team to say that, just shows you how small and weak they are. I’m not the one who got suspended for using mock drafts or listening to Fantasy Football podcasts. I do things the correct way.”
>Peligro Abejas spent the past weekend helping out at a soup kitchen, and when informed of his record, he said “I’m just glad everyone is having fun. I wish everyone could get a victory for all their hard work.” What a good dude.
>”August 1st Warnings: 2-2. This Week.”
>The PISS Man was seen buying a Trump hat this weekend from a local gas station. When we asked if he was voting for Trump, PISS Man looked at us and pinned a “Hillary 2016” button to the hat. “I don’t pick losers. The PISS Man always wins, no matter who’s writing the checks.”

MATCH-UPS
>[GAME OF THE WEEK]Your Divine Empress Hillary vs Peligro Abejas – Your Divine Empress will Win.
>Sabu vs August 1st Warnings – August 1st is ticking upwards, while Sabu remains in an up and down season. August 1st has depth, which we think gives him the win this week.
>The PISS Man vs New Day – We hate to see a team fall to 0-5, but we don’t a lot of the match-up’s for New Day’s players. PISS Man will win this week. Sorry Francis.
>King of Demons vs NEETS in Space – We think Carr will do work against San Diego, but NEETS has Hoyer vs Indy, Murray vs Miami, and Sproles vs Detroit. We pick NEETS to go 4-1, but this one could go either way. It’ll be close.
>[RIVALRY GAME] The Team vs The Lynch Mob – The Team has taken a nice lead, but two of his players have already played, and only one of them scored. We don’t pick winners in Rivalry Games, but Mob will have a tough time this week.
>Smackdown Spoilers Tribute vs Team Suck It – A 32 Point lead with one player. Smackdown Spoilers Tribute will win. Suck It will fall to 1-4.
>NC2Y’s Fire vs Peppermint Butler – We think they’re running backs and receivers are even, so it comes down to QBs. Stafford has been good, but Luck will pick apart Chicago. We’re picking NC2Y.

That’s it. We’ll see if there is one next week. Thanks for reading.
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Scott aka KOD - Tue, 11 Oct 2016 01:12:58 EST ID:0uVAVyNH No.31265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
After recent events, I don't think that I should be in charge of anything. So unless Y2YAY wants to continue doing the Rivalry aspect of our league, then it's pretty much dead. As for the Survivor Pool, McD wins. I forfeit. Lastly, my offer to Team SUCK IT, The New Day and August 1st Warnings still stands. If even one of them says yes, then I relinquish control of my team. Stepping away from the league in Y1 made sense back then but I was thankful to be allowed back for Y2 and every year since. If any say yes, I will be stepping away for good. I caused harm with my words and I must accept responsibility for my actions. I have instructed Y2YAY to remove me from the league if any say yes. If he doesn't, I will still refuse to participate. I will sabotage my team until season's end, at which time I will remove myself from the league. I have apologized but I am in no doubt that it isn't enough. So I am doing what I can to make amends through punishment.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Tue, 11 Oct 2016 18:32:09 EST ID:YRIwsQLp No.31268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LEAGUE MANAGER POST

Okay, so something went down on twitter last night. After reaching out to the parties, as of this moment, I think it's over between everyone. I have no role in this squabble, but I am the League Manager and I must look after the best interests of the league. I'm not gonna police everyone's posts, so if anyone has a problem with any other player, they need to speak to me directly. Email, Twitter, or the /SPORT/ page are the best ways to reach me. If anyone has anything to say, please contact me. Thank you.
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Caroline Donkinwon - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 09:47:04 EST ID:X9gfWgdF No.31279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31268

What happened?
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TheMcD !iYk4bFjGwk - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 12:39:03 EST ID:6IblVxfJ No.31280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>31279

The only thing I got out of all those happenings was that I won the survivor pool, honestly. Yay for me.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 22:44:30 EST ID:YRIwsQLp No.31282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31279

Some drama between some of the players. Twitter bullshit. Everyone seems to be over it.
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Y2YAY !fKufr32NAI - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 20:43:45 EST ID:YRIwsQLp No.31285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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WEEK 6: GRMLN - Teenage Rhythm - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPVYDPsVUY4

Wassup Dawgs? It's Week 6, and boy has it been a week. The Cowboys beat the Bengals, but now we gotta go to Green Bay. Should be good. New York, both of you, KEK. Detroit defeated Philly in a "Whose City Sucks Less" Bowl. Tom Brady goofed all over Cleveland, then got buttmad when some one asked him why he's so stupid. Denver is losing to San Diego right now. What? But...But...I thought Sieman was the next best QB? Raiders continue to roll, and Kansas City and Baltimore continue their years long status as "Oh they won this week / Oh, they lost this week" teams. Again, I don't really know a lot of the match-ups this week or who is on bye. I'm going with Dallas, Oakland, Atlanta, Tampa Bay, New England, Arizona, Houston, Buffalo, Baltimore, and my upset, Cleveland over whomever they're playing.

LEAGUE STANDINGS
Peligro Abejas (4-1)
Smackdown Spoilers (4-1)
Peppermint Butler (4-1)
Your Divine Empress Hillary (3-2)
NEETS in Space (3-2)
King of Demons (3-2)
The Team (3-2)
Sabu (3-2)
NC2Y (2-3)
August 1st Warnings (2-3)
PISS MAN (2-3)
The Lynch Mob (1-4)
Suck It (1-4)
J.O.B. SQUAD (0-5)

AROUND THE LEAGUE
>PISS Man was sporting his winter beard today. Asked if his recent wins has him thinking about superstitions and maybe the beard being good luck, he responded with “Fuck you.” Okay.
>The New Day died on his way back to his home planet. JOB Squad has taken his place.
>King of Demons got into a small tiff with his cable provider today. He was on the phone for hours, yelling about royalty deserving to get Property Brothers “uninterrupted in a storm.” To the best of our knowledge, he did get his cable fixed.
>The Team beat The Lynch Mob this past week, taking the edge in their rivalry. “I told everyone that babygrrl was nothing to me. I am the biggest dog in the yard. So give me a harder bone to swallow. I mean chew on. Shit.”
>On this week’s “A NEET at the Movies” I will be reviewing the Paul Thomas Anderson film “The Master.” – So, like, it took 5 hours for everyone to realize that men are controlled by pussy?
>August 1st Warning: Hmm.
>Sabu was happy to pick up a victory this weekend. Donations can still be made to his GoFundMe.
>The Fresh Breath Boy, Peppermint Butler, is one of the league’s best players. This week he is up against the downtrodden Team Suck It, and we caught up with him. “I’m just glad to be in the spot I am. I work hard, no question, but I also…you gonna finish that?” He reached over and grabbed our French fries before we could answer. “I put a lot of my success on luck. Things just go your way. And…um…oh I just remembered, I gotta go. You got this right?” He was gone, leaving behind only the bill. Again.
>Here’s a fun little story. Peligro Abejas was building dog houses for his local animal shelter this week. He, along with the local community, built 50 dog houses and 25 kennels. They also raised enough in donations to keep the shelter no-kill for the next year. What a good guy.
>The recent rash of blackouts around town belongs to Smackdown Spoilers. He has been working on a time machine that could lead to disastrous results, or, like, go back in time.

MATCH-UPS
>Your Divine Empress vs Sabu – Your Divine Empress Hillary will win. Really needs it.
>GAME OF THE WEEK Peligro Abejas vs PISS Man – This could go either way. Both had underwhelming Denver receivers yesterday. This could go down to the wire.
>August 1st Warning vs King of Demons – A1W’s team appears to be boom or bust. King of Demons has a solid team. This one will be close, but some of KOD’s players are running into buzzsaws. KOD still wins.
>JOB Squad vs The Team – We’re picking JOB to win until he does. We think he actually has a shot this week.
>NEETs in Space vs Smackdown Spoliers Tribute – This one is super close. Both have good match ups. We think Smith will do worse against Oakland, and that’s the main reason SST wins this week.
>The Lynch Mob vs NC2Y’s Fire – We think Lynch’s running group will struggle. Chris Hogan as a WR1. NC2Y has a mid-season team, and well, it’s week 6. This might get out of hand.
>Team Suck It vs Peppermint Butler – Both teams had players play yesterday, and they’re basically even. Both QB’s could go off, or continue to disappoint. We’re picking Peppermint only because we like McCoy to slice through SF and get some big yardage.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 15:54:51 EST ID:IvvOHGGK No.31368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It sucks I had so many players on bye this week I had to improvise. Hope I do well this week to try and stay in first.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 08 Nov 2016 09:30:16 EST ID:IvvOHGGK No.31372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31368
And damn thanks Tyrod Taylor for that huge game, would have lost had he not have done so.
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Graham Worthingford - Wed, 09 Nov 2016 21:09:59 EST ID:mfKmY1RN No.31378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck Melvin Gordon
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George Mennerpatch - Thu, 10 Nov 2016 00:32:30 EST ID:Z5KUcjeu No.31380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>31378
I'm running on a Melvin Gordon campaign in 2020, you best watch out. Dude is one of the only high usage RBs in the game (when Danny Woodhead is injured for the season).

Good Melvin go!
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 15:17:41 EST ID:7uNkSrUH No.31422 Report Quick Reply
Really should have started Derrick Henry this week. Damn Cowboys defense screwed me over.


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