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Fucked up shit you did to conserve stims by Sophie Marringwell - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 03:36:30 EST ID:RdsrMK8v No.278628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bunch of fucking pussies over at weed think it's gross to smoke resin.
Think we need to counter the normies by talking about the grossest shit you ever ingested because you thought there might be stims in it.
>Tried drinking my own piss to recycle Adderall
>Vaccumed my entire carpet, and ran the contents of the bag though a coffee filter in hopes there was meth in it.
Matilda Fupperbury - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 06:42:10 EST ID:co3uSBWy No.278631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn buddy, that sounds like something I'd want to take to the grave me with me.

But what the fuck do I know, I'm posting on goddamn 420chan for Christ's sake begging for something to help me through my stimulant induced psychosis!
Hedda Nicklehood - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 10:27:44 EST ID:ivcfPZlU No.278638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
god damn OP, that's some shit.

i have never FEEND'd for drugs so hard that i boiled up a nice a cup of carpet dirt tea.

OP, tell us more of your FEENIN' stories.
KrazyFolksGlueHorseTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:03:46 EST ID:CUfZ4sh7 No.278651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've vacuumed the carpet with my nose after dropping /stim/ powders. Unrelated to /stim/, I've also dipped tobacco after spilling half a can of Copenhagen on the carpet and picking it up along with lots of hair and dust.

The moral of the story is: Scoop out your stims in a room with hard floors.
Walter Crecklestatch - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:22:54 EST ID:aVGJqqWc No.278652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes after insufflating a lot of coke/ amps I will pick my nose and eat my boogers. Sometimes I SWEAR there's like 2-3mg trapped in there.
David Hinkinham - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 20:46:05 EST ID:9fJgyzcD No.278653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ive sniffed coke out of the carpet. thats about it tho
Basil Morringshaw - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 21:41:55 EST ID:TJCuRLPL No.278655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every time I buy a sack of coke or meth its always the same stages.

>just got it
Line after line after line; who gives a fuck, there is a ton left

>half way thru the sack
Oh shit time to get stingy with who I hang out with because I know they are just gonna wanna hit my sac without throwing in on it(im being paranoid)

>sac is done

My worst was when I did most of my meth in my car and then ended up going to a party but at the party I just parked my car and spent like 5 hours looking through every single inch of my car looking for meth while people at the party would occasionally go outside to smoke a cig and see me upside down in my back seat looking for something for 5 hours.
Priscilla Blackdock - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 00:44:35 EST ID:PY93sZ/x No.278661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
drink some booze and sleep it off
don't do stims for a month
take vitamins eat healthy
if that doesn't work, find a shrink and stay of the stims
Clandestine Chemistry Lad - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 03:02:29 EST ID:XfeUcuQf No.278664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I crushed up an old pipe once because we smoked an ounce of coke and a couple grams of Meth out of it in conjunction with tons of pot, then I put that shit in my bong... And smoked until I couldn't taste the stims. It's something I wouldn't consider disgusting, but it was a desperate attempt at getting high. Other than that, I'd accidently spilt about 1 gram of amphetamine salts. Consequently, I scavenged everything, and ingested everything irregardless of it having dust and dirt on it.

I know... I'm so hardcore...

I come from money and hang around people like this so our stories aren't as raunchy (if even) and if they are, it's unlikely anyone except for the people involved will ever know what went on. That said, my drug stories are all about ODing on numerous chemicals and how people with a better chance fucked it up royally.
Angus Crottingstone - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 09:34:05 EST ID:879XlENF No.278667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I use short cocktail straw for snorting and when i'm all out i cut open the straw and lick it clean. Sometimes there's a lot of residue so it's worth it.
I also cut open ziplock bags and lick them too.
Dr. Mario !gWLn19/oKs - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 12:21:16 EST ID:iup3XYQG No.278673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>being a straight married guy yet plugging stims

>selectively telling other people about the science and magic

>actually selling some random friend of a friend an unused oral syringe with the tip filed down for $10 alongside an Addy 30 for $10. Barf lol. He was one of those basement dweller archmages.

>finally start partying with a crew including 3 coke girls and they get too interested in plugging, stop listening or asking about which drugs are worth plugging. Next thing I know one of the girls is on an Adderall binge for 4 days of plugging and I catch her in the act of breaking down like 8x25mg OTC doxylamine along with two 2mg street bars with the intention of plugging.

Sorry but benadryl's OTC cousin does not belong in anybody's rectal cavity. Xanax has a high oral BA so snorting or plugging it is an absolute waste. Maybe if it was pure powder.

That's when I learned that the Order of the Buttstuffers should be more cautious of those they intend to let into the order. This lost knowledge isn't for everyone.
Frederick Bruggledat - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 00:45:44 EST ID:n4XNjjix No.278677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One time I was about to snort a keybump of amph but accidentally exhaled, so I spent the next 10 minutes or so picking up and licking every little white speck off the bathroom floor
Fanny Hinderbury - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 09:37:06 EST ID:cLd4Tr2M No.278687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Putting drugs up your ass isn't gay unless you enjoy the actual act of putting things in your ass.
Jarvis Handleson - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 17:11:28 EST ID:Js4esbfd No.278690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>My worst was when I did most of my meth in my car and then ended up going to a party but at the party I just parked my car and spent like 5 hours looking through every single inch of my car looking for meth while people at the party would occasionally go outside to smoke a cig and see me upside down in my back seat looking for something for 5 hours.

fuck that is funny.

I once dropped a glass vial of EPH when I was in a bathroom stall at a music venue and it smashed on the rim of the toilet... I dabbed up all I could see with my finger, probably including stranger-piss and fragments of broken glass, and ate that shit up.
Lillian Nicklebanks - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 07:14:11 EST ID:Hmn9gSXQ No.278706 Ignore Report Quick Reply

ill pull out a credit card or a brush and scrape my floor for hours even when i have a sack of clean sittin there
James Hummerhall - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 18:40:20 EST ID:eOYdtZCZ No.279138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just tell your story holy shit don't spend half your post clarifying how above everyone else you are. I drive a car that is worth your house and have still gone through my trash scavenging all the used pipes I tossed.

Fuck, you sound like a tool and I am really skeptical you come from anything higher than middle class. No one with money says they come from money you faggot, it is like saying you're white, there is no need to say it.
StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 18:55:07 EST ID:h9C/uChh No.279139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Not too much beyond carpet surfing, but I HAVE ate my adderall and cocaine boogeys.
Ian Chaggledack - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 00:17:47 EST ID:+ZSrRKDX No.279145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you are rustling my jimmies
Doris Niddlepeg - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 02:35:04 EST ID:XfeUcuQf No.279148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you felt like my post was me trying to put myself above others, then you have some adjustment issues you might want to get looked at because at no point did I imply that. Nor did I even say that for any matter.

If anything, I belittled myself. But leave it to some edgy wannabe to take it where his alcoholic dad used to put it. Up your ass.

Moreover, I said they had a better chance, not myself. If by what I said makes me guilty by association, well I could go on to explain the rest of my life that would separate me from them but I already did by not saying anything that makes me better than anyone.

Instead, the only thing that could be would be when I stated my birthright. Which is by complete accident.

God you're such a fucking moron. Choke on some fucking bums dick and swallow the vomit you try to cough up as he rams it back down your throat.

Fucking edgelord. Hope your brain finds itself on the bad end of a crystal piercing it.
Jenny Lightforth - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 03:52:03 EST ID:Q6oaY7cV No.279150 Ignore Report Quick Reply

not the guy you're replying to but you sound like an insufferable faggot, the way you write is just plain douchey
Doris Niddlepeg - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 05:00:09 EST ID:XfeUcuQf No.279152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll remember that when I play to please a crowd filled with morons. I'll tell myself, be forthcoming and to play to the confines of a societal structure only lived in by those of limited mental capacity.

Go knuckledust yourself, you chimp. God forbid another idiot who doesn't know how to properly understand written word.
Ebenezer Punkinlitch - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 06:31:45 EST ID:qVi+e7lf No.279155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have dug through and ate pieces of my own puke for x tabs swallowed just before.
Martin Wibblehodging - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 09:16:57 EST ID:yCGbkqrJ No.279156 Ignore Report Quick Reply

the irony is too much
Ian Lightspear - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 10:29:45 EST ID:V0Fklj53 No.279161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anon, this is the internet. All the effort you put in writing your posts and being angry over such ridiculous matters is only affecting yourself. Grow up.
Doris Niddlepeg - Fri, 28 Apr 2017 18:10:40 EST ID:XfeUcuQf No.279166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Talking about growing up but stopping to let me know? Now that is ironic. I would say you're probably in your high teens based off such a stupid fucking remark.
Hedda Siddleridge - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 04:46:39 EST ID:/Q9QAHVO No.279198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't usually fiend and scavenge as per the theme of this thread but similarly I have literally sold my passion and personality for the drug. (Used to be pro gamer, sold 1K PC, now I ride bikes and shoplift all day) (also been to jail like 10 times)
Eliza Sellydale - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 23:58:12 EST ID:Nrold64b No.279212 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Did you intend to stop during the beginning days? Or was it full blown fuck yea I love stims?

What made you keep going?
Phyllis Piblinggold - Mon, 01 May 2017 11:56:13 EST ID:yAhqxexp No.279226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just wanna chime in and call you a massive tweaker faggot
Lydia Clittingwater - Thu, 04 May 2017 11:54:04 EST ID:ukfL4uvH No.279281 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>the confines of a societal structure only lived in by those of limited mental capacity.

tfw when u say something that means everything and nothing all at the same time

I know dat feel well. I know it real well.
Hedda Blinnerlock - Fri, 05 May 2017 18:33:22 EST ID:XfeUcuQf No.279312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'll lift my shaft up for you so you can really use your tongue while you suck my balls. You're in the stimulant subsection on a website where lots of drug users chat. Duhhhhhhhhhh.

People really take hive mind to a whole new level and think their unoriginal delusions to be universally accepted facts. Makes my balls itch something fierce.
Cedric Fivingford - Fri, 05 May 2017 21:10:29 EST ID:Uk3RgFu6 No.279315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i do this all the time.
Lillian Muckleworth - Fri, 05 May 2017 22:07:30 EST ID:ukfL4uvH No.279316 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeah I know, lotta reasons for it and I don't claim to know them all but it's partly just this massive "intellectual entitlement" that comes with the internet. fuck ppl who think they is smart. We are monkeys, we don't know SHIT
Aciddrop !tbcTsdGo8Q!!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 05 May 2017 22:32:27 EST ID:ZNlybqRz No.279317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can a monkey smoke meth and watch TV? Probably but we do it better nigga.

monkeys can't NB
Charles Pullyfuck - Sat, 06 May 2017 00:56:03 EST ID:XfeUcuQf No.279321 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Some of the days, a retard will talk as if their morals are truth for all and I'll ignore it. Most of the days though the rage just goes unchecked and I have to go soak my head otherwise I'll break something. It'd be easier to deal with if they weren't so large in numbers but Jesus fucking Christ without a condom, you can't breathe without seeing them somewhere.

I'm moving away from the city almost completely because even when offline, those cunts are unavoidable in my work field. Most of the pharmacists around me are Vietnamese and Chinese and the only Asian female has them bickering constantly over the dumbest shit just because they're vying for that ass.

I'd rather just go somewhere slow and get the top position and whenever I catch people at work doing that shit I can tell them to shut the fuck up and not have to catch flack from the dildo in charge.

And if you remind these so-called intellectuals of the absolute lunacy that is their way... Hnggggggg. Mountains of redundant jargon comes spewing down the mountain in endless flow to slide down your ears, eyes, and mouth to no avail because there's always their retard buddy or lacky just to back that stupidity right the fuck up.
Augustus Cebberkire - Sat, 06 May 2017 22:57:44 EST ID:gERDJqG3 No.279332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They really don't pay you enough for your astute social commentary and florid prose
Your posts read like a school shooter's attempt at a romance novel
Beatrice Gabbleworth - Sun, 07 May 2017 16:08:46 EST ID:z7CfBSDQ No.279338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Spot on observation as usual. They should pay you more than they pay me. Then again, the legal working age for a American is fifteen so good luck with that.
Doris Sobberchad - Mon, 08 May 2017 14:50:53 EST ID:NpzFpmhB No.279359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just came back home after a weekend with my family, having smoked a-pvp daily two weeks before that. I smoked through 5g sack in those two weeks, all while working 12h shifts every day, which I managed mostly with regular, if short sleep and healthy eating habits. Before leaving for the weekend to visit family, I finished the bag and felt ok with not having any more. Actually, I was ok with not having more drugs the whole weekend.
But when I came home now, I immediately scraped every surface for shards and smoked them. I got a bit high, but it wasn't enough. So in the past hour, I've been sorting out rolled cigarette butts from an overflowing ashtray (for whatever reason, I smoke a-pvp in rolled cigs, whatever) and rolled two big joint-like things out of the scavengings. This got me mighty high. Surprisingly so.
But I still feel low for doing things like this. Good thing I have a bottle of gin with me. Better to go to work tomorrow hungover, than... you know.
Nigel Bardhall - Tue, 09 May 2017 07:25:34 EST ID:0dmfrMIy No.279380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ah, carpet surfing; the favourite coming down activity of every true crackhead. If you ever catch yourself doing this you can now 100% confirm that you have a drug problem.
lawlercaust !CBDMr8zxnk - Fri, 12 May 2017 14:46:17 EST ID:cGOPtApW No.279435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One time I was kickin it in my car at the local park with one of my tweaky buddies, and i knew he had some shit and he is a real stickler about not assuming shit, so i couldn't just ask him for the pipe after he loads it. 10 mins go by and i get fed up with waiting on his slow scatterbrained ass and finally cave and ask to hit it
>hurr durr see your just a desperate junkie with no self control hurr durr teach you a lesson and make you wait exactly 30 mins to hit the pipe
I say fuck it at this point and start looking for leftovers in my car, lo and behold I find an old needle cap i used at some point to take a shot with. This cap could have been anywhere between 1 day and 3 months old...
>The cap had a cotton
>I did a cotton rinser shot
>never again will i ever do something so fucking stupid.
I experienced what can only be described as a super flu, cotton fever, and a severe allergic reaction all bundled into one horrible package. I knew not even 20 seconds after i took the shot that i had goofed. My lips start going numb, soon they start swelling, my face starts swelling up, my body starts feeling super sick, then my body went numb. I broke out in hives accompanied by the gnarliest feeling I had ever felt, it felt like the feeling when your leg falls asleep, but 100x more uncomfortable. Then my throat started to swell up and at that point i told my friend i needed to go to the emergency room at that very second. The car ride there sucked so bad cus my throat kept swelling more and more and my anxiety about dying just made the whole ordeal worse.
Luckily I got to the ER in time and they gave me some very strong antihistamines, and inhaler, and an oxygen mask.
>if you were worried, don't worry - i didn't die
Augustus Hendlemure - Fri, 19 May 2017 11:31:25 EST ID:vcJq30k7 No.279596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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We're not monkeys, technically. It's semantics to some extent, as monkeys are kind of an arbitrary grouping based on appearance and not monophyletic, meaning there is no single common ancestor whose descendants include all monkeys and nothing that is not a monkey. Monkeys are platyrrhines and catarrhines, which are primate lineages, but do not include apes. They're not monophyletic because the grouping is equivalent to simians minus apes. To put this in context, simians are happlorhines minus tarsiers, and haplorhines are primates minus lorises, lemurs, and something else I forget. So while humans are not monkeys, both are primates, haplorhines, and simians.
Augustus Hendlemure - Fri, 19 May 2017 11:45:48 EST ID:vcJq30k7 No.279597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To be clear monkeys can't be monophyletic because apes are a subdivision of catarrhine, which includes old world monkeys, so you can think of monkeys as 'surrounding' apes in the evolutionary tree. This also means that humans and old world monkeys are also closely related. Though not fhe same, apes and old world monkeys are more closely related than old and new world monkeys.
Lydia Brookfield - Fri, 19 May 2017 15:29:02 EST ID:gERDJqG3 No.279600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hey don't go assuming everybody's species
What if that poster was transcatarrhine you don't even know
Personally I identify as a burlap sack filled with angry squirrels

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