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chemical engineers by Priscilla Sanningsodge - Mon, 13 Jul 2015 19:42:49 EST ID:UbFO8BGG No.6733 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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chemical engineers, why do you suck?

To be specific, why do old chemical engineers suck? Why are you such dicks?

I'm an eletrical engineer that has been hired as a process engineer. Every fucking dickhead up here was a chemical engineer. I get so fucking tired of the whole lot of you. I have so much shit to do and your 50 year old chemical engineer ass walks in my office and asks about a number from 3 months ago. When I'm not able to spit out just what you want, you look down your fucking bird nose at me like a dog that shit in the middle of the room.

Dipshit I have better things to do. I have a lot of things to do. Every time there is a fucking study for anything, who gets the data? Me. Who gets the drawings? Me. Every time you want to cut back or change a process? Me. Anytime a PI page needs made or changed, me.

Maybe if you're so fucking smart you'd already know where this flow is leaving the second effect of our evaporator chain was and not need to ask me and then look disappointed when I say I have to look it up.

And you're the only group that has to be difficult. Anyone else is more than happy to wait. Everyone else is pleased as punch that I can make all kinds of PI pages, programs, excel calculators, lab experiments, etc, to make their lives better. Not you, fuckwad. You need the world now.
Phoebe Briddlemud - Tue, 14 Jul 2015 10:53:50 EST ID:06ISvFUq No.6736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cool story bro
no bump for you
Jack Smallfield - Fri, 24 Jul 2015 12:09:03 EST ID:QiUAcKGJ No.6755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow, bro
Get that sand out of your vagina
John Gillyham - Sat, 25 Jul 2015 17:05:32 EST ID:Dyd9IPlY No.6756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sidney Fablingwater - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 01:39:33 EST ID:m9eqGuJq No.6767 Ignore Report Quick Reply

So... You're essentially the engineering equivalent of a secretary and your organisation and memory is lacking... then you get flustered when people are irritated that it takes you a while to do your job, when the people asking you these questions know that they could easily do these things if they were spending the same amount of time doing it.

Maybe if you didn't rely so much on your sheets and more on your memory, you would be faster at remembering things, and they would be less annoyed.
Rebecca Fizzletedging - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 20:24:15 EST ID:PB+MbgFg No.6797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

Engineering areas by Nathaniel Darrypare - Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:17:20 EST ID:oL+jHcYK No.4584 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup /telsa/, would like some input from you

I'm finishing my bachelor in Aerospace soon and I doubting whether I should stick to Ae. for my Master or head over to Mechanical Eng. The only thing that peaks my interest now is Space Eng. as all other fun masters are full (leaving aerodynamic, structural analysis and something about logistics). Space Eng. is however very abstract for me and I don't think I'll enjoy it.

On the other hand I have Biomechanical/BioRobotics or whatever you want to call it, which seems quite interesting, but I don't know for sure, since I didn't do the bachelor (very similar though).

Would there be any reasons to stay at Aerospace (in terms of the master)?
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Albert Niggerham - Fri, 27 Jul 2012 07:25:59 EST ID:oL+jHcYK No.4590 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I did conveniently do an Electronics minor during my bachelor.
I do find the logic thinking behind it fun (behavior in terms of state machines etc.) but not the IRL behaviour (amps/voltage/phases/poles/gain etc), so that's ok.

I just am a bit unsure if I'm leaving anything interesting/fun behind at Aerospace..
Reuben Fosslehatch - Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:51:57 EST ID:1tmwqE+p No.6047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i dont know about your interests or whatever, but im about to graduate with a b.s. in biomedical engineering.
biomechanics for me was a lot of stuff about cardiac mechanics, blood vessel stuff, soft tissue behavior, and material science for trying to fung shei composites/polymers to jive with living tissue.
Sidney Fablingwater - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 01:16:04 EST ID:m9eqGuJq No.6764 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Take a break for a physical science that looks relatively unrelated, and see just how you can apply your current path to it. This is how I make breakthroughs.
Eliza Chaddlemare - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 21:13:21 EST ID:jvhopbea No.6785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"piques" your interest

Google it
Thomas Gangerham - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 23:10:50 EST ID:Cn3IrWQU No.6796 Ignore Report Quick Reply

How is a degree full? Do you have to stay at your current school? Pick the degree, and then decide the school. There is way too much riding on that decision to let an arbitrary quota at one school be the main factor. (If you are returning to your bachelor's school, use connections in your departments to get into your desired program. It may take some work, but there's no reason to take 'no' for an answer there).

At the Master's level (and much more so the PhD level, but still important here), the exact subject matter you learn will vary greatly depending on the school you attend, and more so, the professor you work under. You might specialize in a highly theoretical field, but work under a professor who does a lot of experimental work (or the opposite).

Fast CAD by Nell Davingfoot - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 01:14:28 EST ID:z8IvEmGZ No.6759 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't get it. Drafters are paid on billing hours, so how would anyone benefit from being proficient with shortcuts and other marks of efficiency
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Sidney Fablingwater - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 01:29:47 EST ID:m9eqGuJq No.6765 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You demand higher pay for your work, if working as a wage slave. The faster people would in theory get the more competitive jobs, stealing business from the competition on time sensitive jobs. World ain't managed right though, so comes down to luck, charisma, being liked, and managing to get the jobs done just ahead of deadline, regardless of talent.

Now, if you're freelance, you work by the job. You tell them how much the project costs, they send you the down payment, and as soon as you finish you show them the proof of completion, which is NOT the actual files, just a printout that shows it is done. Once the check clears for the rest, you hand off the files. When doing it this way, being fast makes you money faster and gets you steady customers.

Just a word of advice, when going freelance, try not to bite off more than you can chew. It's hard to turn down work when you need the money, but anyone who pressures you into a job is a piece of shit that you should not work for anyhow. Remember that, it will save you a lot of trouble.

-Speaking from personal experience. Not homeless and have been freelance for three years.
Eugene Brookstock - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 14:02:51 EST ID:z8IvEmGZ No.6786 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Thanks, this a *very* helpful post and I'll be sure and screencap it
David Blecklefark - Thu, 17 Sep 2015 12:23:09 EST ID:YAHImaeO No.6793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There is, something, I have noticed, about your post, and it should be, I think, pretty obvious.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 18 Sep 2015 00:39:10 EST ID:Pmsr5WpI No.6794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not, that obvious,
Eliza Dillywone - Sat, 19 Sep 2015 15:38:28 EST ID:z8IvEmGZ No.6795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are there other jobs for cad, that dont involve construction? Kind of sick of getting bad Archi drawings and having to fix it every time they update it

Who are the people who come here? by Jack Smallfield - Fri, 21 Aug 2015 17:13:07 EST ID:QiUAcKGJ No.6780 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it just me that I can't see the icon of this board? Or do we just not have an icon for this board?
And if we don't have an icon for this board, can we submit icons? If yes, to who?
Jack Smallfield - Fri, 21 Aug 2015 17:14:06 EST ID:QiUAcKGJ No.6781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ignore the stupid title btw.
Reuben Dablingworth - Mon, 14 Sep 2015 11:44:05 EST ID:cymD6AGd No.6792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Newer boards (such as this one) that weren't around at zero time didn't get an icon. I would suggest a gear if we're making suggestions.

Lasers and fiber optics by George Chinningwater - Mon, 31 Aug 2015 23:48:31 EST ID:xgI+TmTu No.6787 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Question: Lasers can be fired into a fiber optic wire and travel through without disturbance, what if you were trying to produce heat with said laser at the end of the fiber optic wire? Would oneself be able to place say, a piece of ceramic to absorb the heat of the laser? Would the heat distribute itself fairly evenly?

Just had an idea for a project and am thinking out a prototype design. Help would be appreciated! More questions will follow as well haha
Cyril Fusslebury - Sat, 05 Sep 2015 03:54:00 EST ID:jvhopbea No.6788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would imagine a thorough Googling would get you what you want.
From what I've surmised, I think it would depend on the amount of heat the laser is producing. If it's super hot, the fiber optic material could melt. It won't matter too much what the material coating the fiber optic cable is. What matters is the angle of incident reflection and whatnot.

3D Printer by Jenny Blunnerfut - Wed, 15 Jul 2015 16:24:05 EST ID:cy21VhZy No.6739 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I was thinking about buying a 3D printer, now that I have a bit of revenue to spend. I want to buy a delta printer for its taller build space, but I'm not sure it's even worth it to buy one at all. I thought it might be fun to produce a bunch of high quality cosplay stuff, which would otherwise take a lot of effort with pepakura, or whatever else, but I don't know what I would make with it other than that. I searched online for things like "Must have for 3D printing" or "Best 3D printed items" to convince myself that it would be worth the money, time and effort that a 3D printer kit requires, but my father brings up the point that I have no real need for one.
TL;DR -Convince me to buy a 3D printer.
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Jarvis Fuckingdock - Thu, 23 Jul 2015 10:22:15 EST ID:9qWH7ZsP No.6753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Chuffing good suggestion, mate.
Top-hole. I shall investigate some of these hacker spaces post-haste!
Sidney Fablingwater - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 01:47:07 EST ID:m9eqGuJq No.6768 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Have you even attempted to make something by hand in the past several years, without immediately giving up? I honestly cannot figure out why, beyond cool factor, that these simple devices seem impressive to people. The vast majority of people who use them, either make something once or twice with it, that would had been faster to make by an unskilled hand than to prep the data file for the machine, or mass produce garbage that could had been ordered for cheaper and at higher quality from a factory.

You'd get better results commissioning a professional artist for your cosplay stuff, snf providing them with sketches and clear examples of what you want. Just make a craigslist post in the gigs section. If you're not a douche, it should be easier, cheaper, and give you far better results.
Emma Fucklewater - Mon, 17 Aug 2015 19:00:57 EST ID:cymD6AGd No.6777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I made a wooden butter knife yesterday, forged a wall hook with my friend the day before that, and I made this papercraft armor last summer. It's still got some details that need some work. (I got impatient and didn't do the bondo part, like that weeaboo noted in the comments)


(Also, they spelled my name wrong)

I just want something that can give me a higher, more accurate level of detail, as well as easier (if slower) construction of difficult-to-manufacture parts and pieces.
Graham Bardville - Tue, 18 Aug 2015 14:19:01 EST ID:m9eqGuJq No.6779 Ignore Report Quick Reply

X_x higher level of detail does not come cheap with these machines. Unless you're spending as much as a new car, expect to do as much work as you did on the wooden knife, on every single part to touch it up, unless there's been a major breakthrough in the past six months of which I am unaware.

Did you find any maker/hacker spaces around, where you can get a peek at the equipment in person? They aren't the miracle machines people make them out to be.
Eliza Chaddlemare - Wed, 26 Aug 2015 21:08:31 EST ID:jvhopbea No.6784 Ignore Report Quick Reply

No, actually I'm on vacation, but I'll have a look when I return. I'm in between jobs atm, so I'm still sorting that out. But there's a company that sells Cartesian and Delta printers that's HQ is like 15 minutes away from my house, so I don't have to pay for shipping, I can just drive down and pick it up. Even with $200-$500 printers, you can expect a decent level of detail, especially for something as large as cosplay pieces. Sanding is probably necessary, but apart from that, it should be ok. Case in point:


I personally think it looks AMAZING at the primer stage, but he must have used shitty paint or something, cuz I think it looks worse when it's completed.

I want to design a bunch of 2d designs to cut out. Is qcad the way I do this? by Henry Bleckleman - Sat, 15 Aug 2015 01:58:36 EST ID:g1t14fVA No.6771 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi all. I am designing a "view camera" (and old fashioned bellows camera like from tarzan) and plan on making it out of cutouts of masonite. I have access to a laser cutter that should be able to cut it out effectively, but I need to provide instructions. I run Ubuntu, and downloaded qcad. am I on the right path?

I want to design a bunch of 2d designs to cut out. Is qcad the way I do this?
Henry Bleckleman - Sat, 15 Aug 2015 02:11:19 EST ID:g1t14fVA No.6772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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parts for something like this made out of masonite cutouts

Student Project by Charles Siblingchidge - Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:46:58 EST ID:tgxlgq+7 No.5571 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So i went away to college to get a Mech Eng degree and shot myself in the foot by fucking around and getting low grades. My GPA was a 1.96 so I decided to transfer to community college to get my shit together. I want to go back to the college i was going to but I need to give them a reason to take me back. So I was wondering if you guys had any ideas on some sort of project i can work on to present to the readmission committee. I have time and the internet and library at my disposal so i should be able to study anything I need I think.
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Edwin Genningforth - Thu, 23 Jan 2014 21:06:41 EST ID:ur5XRX1o No.6103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tesla was a cool guy
Eliza Semmlefure - Fri, 14 Feb 2014 06:42:16 EST ID:PDTgKfh5 No.6133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I had a buddy that did this.
You literally just have to right some bullshit essay about how you were stressed at the time you got shitty grades. You're paying them money, not the other way around. They'll take you back, unless you went to a super prestigious university.
Eliza Semmlefure - Fri, 14 Feb 2014 06:42:44 EST ID:PDTgKfh5 No.6134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sorry for double poast
Doris Gishnotch - Thu, 20 Feb 2014 13:00:27 EST ID:xgUR8wWn No.6151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Emma Chucklewill - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 19:39:30 EST ID:R6RdkzFB No.6770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't really think a project will mean shit for an admissions advisor. It just makes you look like you are a special snowflake. Just make the grades and reapply.

engineering mom things by mugato - Thu, 06 Aug 2015 03:28:41 EST ID:Oj4vJZ2U No.6763 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Civil Engineering student here
trying to chose my discipline, its either gonna be construction management or structural engineering.
What choose n why
swallowthesun - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 11:53:22 EST ID:Hvx81WU2 No.6769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Current PhD in structural engineering here.
I would go for structural engineering if you want to be more involved in the structural systems, consulting or academia. Otherwise I would go for management if you want to supervise a site and do a more construction site/planning engineer type of role.

What would you automate by Angus Cavingbanks - Fri, 09 Jan 2015 15:16:13 EST ID:FbnGM6LP No.6611 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi /tesla/

Do you have any projects you wish you could automate? If you had a magic box you could plug anything into and have all of those things work in concert, what would you plug in?
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James Clezzledidge - Fri, 16 Jan 2015 05:05:19 EST ID:8210sUos No.6621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The legal system.
Medical diagnosis.
Tax system.

These are far easier goals than physical things being automated.
Augustus Blackwell - Tue, 20 Jan 2015 02:45:11 EST ID:vaz+up9C No.6624 Ignore Report Quick Reply
College education
If were going to pretend blanket memorization teaches anything
M - Tue, 20 Jan 2015 03:11:03 EST ID:06ISvFUq No.6625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Food production
optimising and automating this would probaly be able to get rid of a lot of problems.

And also; not something to automate but this would really help the advance of sustainable power (I mean wind and solar, not biomass): Large scale, cost effective energy styorage. In my opinion this is holding back the sustainable tech the most at this point.
If there are more people around here interested in a sustainable energy discussion please let me know, I`m happy to discuss this topic and hopefully learn something from you guys!
Eliza Trotham - Wed, 29 Jul 2015 00:52:05 EST ID:K5kwUeJd No.6757 Ignore Report Quick Reply

including government, law, even art.

Bow down to your robot overlords.
Sidney Fablingwater - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 01:33:42 EST ID:m9eqGuJq No.6766 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The shower. I would automate my shower. Fuck washing myself. Also, if you don't think this could be industry, people have historically gone to bath houses in many cultures for longer than we have existing records of it. People still pay to use such facilities, even as necessity. Shit, the shower is a bigger motivation for a lot of travelers to get a hotel room than for the bed.

So yeah, bathe me.

The Bong called Excalibur by The Monkey - Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:29:06 EST ID:8w3o6wlU No.5292 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi 420 chan engineers i'm no engineer myself but i thought i would be a interesting task to see what kind of kool amazing bong this section ( /tesla/) could come up with ?
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Beatrice Pingerbat - Mon, 18 May 2015 08:05:13 EST ID:dRuzcKFh No.6697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Graham Forringlot - Sat, 06 Jun 2015 02:09:26 EST ID:Y7Wa8/iS No.6708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I had this homebrew phase a few years ago during which I built a three chamber hookah out of a small Pom bottle inverted inside a large Pom bottle.
It was pretty rad, but I was living in a dorm at the time, so it could not last. I'm much better at working with plastic now, so maybe I'll try to recreate it some time.
Phineas Grimford - Mon, 22 Jun 2015 08:24:48 EST ID:nbIafuF3 No.6727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Put either weed or salvia in one of your nostrils.
Use the other nostril as a carb.
That is all you need to do.
Alice Dillymene - Sun, 05 Jul 2015 12:15:39 EST ID:DKM7qcdl No.6732 Ignore Report Quick Reply



you wanna hit the motor bong?
randomcunt - Wed, 22 Jul 2015 04:52:00 EST ID:xM6kVlrJ No.6751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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im way too lazy to ms paint a bong design, but ive always wanted to build a laser powered, induction assisted automatic bong with high accuracy pressure and pull speed tuning, but again, lazy

also already high

Literally What is This.... by Samuel Dimmlemane - Tue, 23 Jun 2015 09:17:55 EST ID:1hLD63BV No.6728 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Literally what is this shit, this is what happens when a professor teaches only the most general fucking cases and expects us to know everything.

I literally don't want anybody doing this for me, I just want to know what direction to head in so I can DO IT MYSELF!!! Just a push in the right direction for how to solve for the temperature profile along the surface.

M - Wed, 24 Jun 2015 05:41:37 EST ID:06ISvFUq No.6729 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well first of all, try to find a pdf of 'Coulson & Richardson Chemical Engineering Vol. 6' I`m quite sure there is a pdf hanging around on the 'net of the 4th ed.

Also; I drew something up for your, hope it helps.
and units;
Lambda = W/(m*K)
Alpha = W/(m^2*K)
use meters for the thickness d

If you don`t use SI units, fuck you
Molly Wunkinwater - Thu, 25 Jun 2015 00:28:08 EST ID:a5xmRWEe No.6730 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Rebecca Gugglebury - Tue, 30 Jun 2015 01:18:33 EST ID:hLtC9Ja6 No.6731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Boundary Layers and Heat Transfer?
I haven't touched the topic in years, but I've uploaded some past work that may or may not be helpful:


Particularly, homework 4

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