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Can I put a wheel on a board? by Scigui - Tue, 12 Jan 2016 13:58:26 EST ID:KPwnLMSi No.6859 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Posted in the law section, but it might be better placed here due to the nature of my inquiry..

I really like the idea of the self-balancing single wheel skateboard.
Goes 15+MPH, durable, sturdy, and best of all (relatively) simple.

I'm wanting to re-create it with my own looks/ideas, but the patent issues for this type of technology seem cutthroat. Some other company was shut down at CES for having a similar one but the concept is so simple.

I don't know much of anything about the laws for these types of things I'm just a creative/techsavy type. I could have one made within a few weeks but am I going to get shut down because I have a board that uses a microchip to scan various times per second as to how a rider is leaning in order to deliver thrust in one direction or another? Or is it more of a design issue? Can the original creator of the skateboard come out and sue other skateboard companies for making them later on, demanding money and claiming they caused "irreparable damage" by making their own renditions of the same thing?

In all honesty I wouldn't mind selling them once I get a really good one made. The apparent original company for these "Future Motion" is selling them for upwards of $1,500-$2,500 and realistically I think I could make the same thing (if not better) for around $700-$800
Nicholas Sungerchot - Wed, 13 Jan 2016 06:04:34 EST ID:NTwQZpOo No.6860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lydia Maffingchat - Sat, 16 Jan 2016 12:25:16 EST ID:z0IUPjyn No.6864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No matter what you are doing somebody will always be around and have a patent and a bunch of lawyers who might potentially sue you. If your idea is something that you came up yourself and is not based on an existing product you are normally safe.
But if you want to build this exact thing and sell it because you think you can do it cheaper because a) normally you don't and b) duh this is exactly the kind of thing a patent is for, stop copycats.
Scigui - Sun, 17 Jan 2016 17:51:40 EST ID:D4pVSMw0 No.6865 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well that's exactly it, some of these self-balancing devices have lots of patents and are hunting those recreating the products (Razer and smart balance wheels)

But some other products like electric longboards have no patents at all, and practically anyone is capable of making their own rendition. Same with some of the electric self balancing unicycles.

Pic related, just one out of 5 or 6 electric boards you can buy in the U.S right now.

They go pretty fcking fast, controlled by attached remote, can climb hills upwards of 15-20MPH depending on the battery pack you go with
Hedda Clenkincocke - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 11:31:02 EST ID:z0IUPjyn No.6867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What you can do is designing it and then apply for a patent yourself. If it is accepted you should be fine.

Engineering Jobs for "Extroverts"? by Wesley Blocklestadge - Mon, 13 Jul 2015 20:47:19 EST ID:0UJUEBsU No.6734 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey, I'm an EE student asking the obligatory question: "What career would be best suited for me"
I am still not far into my studies and can choose a wide variety of specializations.

Unlike most of my fellow EE students, I am rather extroverted. A career as a developer locked up in a cubicle having to work on tiny details would be my death.

So here are a few specs of me:
  • I get bored easily and need a lot of stimulus, I am allergic to routine and micromanaging, I have to work on new subjects constantly.

  • When I'm excited I have limitless power and can focus straight for 15h developing stuff. When not, work is very exhausting and solving problems is hard because I don't get ideas.

  • I am rather creative and work intuitively. I like to think in big pictures and not in the details. I'm the one who gets a completly new way of solving the problem in the exam, not by juggling with formulas, but by looking it from a different aproach, but messes up and forgets so many details that he doens't get any points.

  • I really like talking, doing presentations, explaining and intorregating with sharp logic(asking others how exactly they ment that)
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Fanny Duckcocke - Mon, 19 Oct 2015 20:17:18 EST ID:cupLCD8E No.6815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ee fucking sucks I'm in my junior year and don't even know what it is
Barnaby Murdspear - Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:40:53 EST ID:E7c+nu8X No.6838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you sound lazy and undisciplined. i predict you wont be studying ee for long.
George Bazzlefoot - Mon, 23 Nov 2015 07:29:08 EST ID:N+M0Vp8V No.6839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you kidding me. Work for NASA you dickweed
Cedric Blathercocke - Thu, 26 Nov 2015 14:18:34 EST ID:edGY6YsS No.6840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol wat. I'm an electrical engineer and I spend half my work days talking to people, going to meetings, doing some shit together, travelling around to meet people to talk about stuff. Projects are very complex and big these days, it's not like some single person is sitting in a basement programming and soldering.
Cedric Sozzlewudge - Thu, 14 Jan 2016 16:54:33 EST ID:90ft4ett No.6862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sorry cockmunch but I'm in the top 20% of my class with a 3.5 gpa and its still shitty. besides like I'm gonna drop out when I'm now 5/8 of the way done with my degree.

got an internship this summer in network engineering with some company that provides internet access onboard commercial aircraft. maybe actually working in the industry (and getting paid) will help me enjoy it more.

Variable Voltage for straight AC Wire by Rebecca Hovingworth - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 21:30:20 EST ID:0sTD210V No.6835 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I just have a cord coming from the wall that leads to an electric nail heating element. I would like to vary the temperature by controlling how much voltage reaches the nail.
Would hooking up a dimmer switch meant for lights work?
What do I need to consider when doing this?
Hamilton Fuckingson - Thu, 12 Nov 2015 20:53:20 EST ID:1aJV5n1q No.6836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What current is the switch rated for? It's probably ok, but it would be good to make sure the nail won't overload it.
Jack Murdwater - Sun, 10 Jan 2016 14:51:22 EST ID:T1BMGeQ0 No.6858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yup that sounds good, you might not get the control you want but it's worth a try.

Just make sure that the amperage you are using doesn't exceed the ratings of the switch or the wire. Check for shorts before you use it.
David Fuckingstone - Wed, 13 Jan 2016 23:28:29 EST ID:1aJV5n1q No.6861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That dude is long gone.

I hope he didn't electrocute himself.

"I WANT TO STOP THE EARTH FROM SPINNING" reply by Shit Greenridge - Thu, 03 Dec 2015 14:42:48 EST ID:YAHCJnOy No.6841 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if you want to collapse the core your gonna need some VERY STRONG magnets, drills, charges (controlled as fuck as the crust isnt purely solid it has fractures & holes & allsorts which kill miners e.c.t).

First, well need to friends up or kill & impersonate someone "high up", with funds we can become a private interest in the many 'space programmes'. With the severe lack of funding NASA are recieving, they are playing ball to a lot more private interests & with their brains & techonology the charges could easily be places in the least dangerous palces meaning you dont die & can continue your mission).

To bore holes we will have to become frackers, we may need to relocate. The best places would either be the oil fields in asia as that has less crust & population to traverse or the American lands which are heavily fractured & drilled. If we impersonate or friends up the right people we will have access to underground networks, which go deeper than people think & are surprisingly stable. But once we have the licences for that, we will need similar minds to employ who hate things enough not to grass us up for depleting the polarity of the earth & reduction on key natural phases & fields.

With the resources we now currently own, not only do we not have to bury down ourselves, we can send people who hate things more than us & dgaf more than us. Reward their families amply if they get fucked up. That & we have a secure network of illegal activities intent on felling the clouds & allowing our precious shields to wander off into the vacuums of space.

Now you finally have the means to affect the polarity of the earth, you will need to connect the global power network, which there isnt yet. You would have to make one, but with our resources so far this will only take half a life time or so. Dw if you die or me there are plenty of other cunts we can trust. Now with the power, we can safely construct magnets at the entrance to the large bore holes & lower them near the crust before activating. Cables would need to be adamantium alloy as that stands up to even super heroes according to tv & comics so its pretty tough shit.

Now all which remains is for our calculation wizzes to be correct, the hardware not to fault (well have to employ asians & pay them well as were lazy & require cyanide). You now have, as I currently see it, 3 choices... which will be more effective I have not enough time to consider, like ever in my life.... You I recommend you take a shot & flip a coin, yelling fuck yeah.

A: Start both magnets at the same time in the hope this freezes the movement of molten materials & any magnetic materials will hopefully travel to the magnets, disrupting the orbital flow of the plasma & other materials. This could do nothing & just fuck every electronic ever up & stick us all to the ground via our belt buckles/tear things out of people bodies who have pins or heart tickers e.c.t
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Faggy Duckfield - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 12:35:25 EST ID:NuvBi2gN No.6856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You know, there might already be large magenets or electromagents down there to control and manipulate the earth defense shield...

4 12v pc fans by Cornelius Pongerridge - Thu, 03 Dec 2015 20:09:33 EST ID:SAHATn7N No.6842 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i want 'em all running at once. i have the option of using 9v batteries or this 2 prong main plug with a switch on it. I have plenty of wire. I've already got all 4 running off the batteries (3 12v fans and 4 9v batteries). If i can figure out how to safely have the fans running from the wall outlet i'll do that.
Suggestions as to how to go about this? The fans are DC, aren't wall outlets AC? Can you tell i shouldn't be doing this?
Cornelius Hemblekit - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 04:03:36 EST ID:guO1db+B No.6844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the fans will burn out almost instantly if you plug them into your mains. you're going to need an adapter. find out how many amps each fan will draw (either listed on the fan or by looking up the model number), add multiply by 4 for the 4 fans. that's how many amps your 12v adapter will have to supply.

12v 1a phone chargers are about $3 on ebay. you might evenbe able find one lying around somewhere.
Ernest Blackman - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 16:07:19 EST ID:SAHATn7N No.6845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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thanks, i got dozens of phone chargers. Imma go look up the amps and maybe work something better out than my current setup
Rebecca Fuckinghood - Mon, 14 Dec 2015 04:04:44 EST ID:EGgJzstS No.6852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Holy FUCK boys just COIL UP a transformer from mains to your fan load. If you can't calculate your fan load or the transformer ratio then you shouldn't be doing this shit.

Stay safe, better yourself, control reality.

dark/light detector by Walter Picklock - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 18:51:47 EST ID:uKbk8ICf No.6848 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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turns on an led if the room is sufficiently dark. It's a voltage divider with a photo resistor, npn fet and, a pull up resistor. I think I'm going connect it with a micro using an AD converter.
Eliza Nonningstock - Sun, 13 Dec 2015 16:20:10 EST ID:ZQWrcA1H No.6851 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Now all u need to do is attach it to a bomb when SWAT invades with flashlights and won't touch the lightswitches because they're far too clever for that.

Introduction to tesla by Eliza Gonningmatch - Thu, 23 Oct 2014 16:44:09 EST ID:HhcAPWRe No.6538 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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first time poster on this board and I want to find out a few things, namely:
1 Does anything interesting happen here, like good discussions about technology
2 how slow is this
3 I'm interested in energy technology suppressed by the money makers. Does anyone understand well the tesla's ionosphere energy thing, does anyone know any other good alt energy techs. I know a guy on youtube who supposedly made a thing that recycles exhaust of engines and makes them run on a lot more fuels a lot more efficiently and pollutes less, he tried to patent it and spread the tech but got strangled from above. I dunno how legit this is, but seems legit. As for electricity This is totally public so not really what corps are suppressing but AFAIK LFTR (thorium) reactors are the best way to make electricity that the public knows ATM. Fusion will come onto the scene, but it could be 10 years or it could be 100 till it's really worth the buck and yes I know bout the Lockheed.

So what is out there tesla nerds. Or is it totally unknown and only outerspace civs know about it.?
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Faggy Mobbermadge - Sun, 26 Oct 2014 17:23:09 EST ID:HhcAPWRe No.6550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You have a nice mom then I pressume


anyway, yeah it seems all those things I've mentioned are not very legit it seems except lftr and nitinol. I stil have to look into tesla ionosphere thing though if I find motivation and time. Also there is this searl effect generator that seems like a scam but I cannot find proof for it. I aso found this so that's lots of reading. http://peswiki.com/index.php/Main_Page

I mean I just want to save my time, cus I've just gotten into this and I want to get my bearings yet everyone here seems just as lost as me or my mom. Or maybe there aren't shit on the internet besides scams which is hard to believe consideering it's fucking wast. At least deep web maybe. I'm pretty sure there are techs out there that are better than lftr and that more than a handful of people know about therefore there must be at least something on the internet.
Cornelius Herryfoot - Sat, 01 Nov 2014 22:16:27 EST ID:Dey/bbM1 No.6557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude this isn't 4skin, you're posting on one of the slowest boards of a slow chan, we have 7 month old threads on the first page.
Nb, thread hidden because op is a massive faggot.
Phyllis Honkinstidge - Fri, 04 Dec 2015 11:59:20 EST ID:29hfCDMz No.6843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I lika dis bord
Ernest Blackman - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 16:13:06 EST ID:SAHATn7N No.6846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nope this board is terrible and you should definitely leave and never look back, entitled whiny scum.
Ernest Blackman - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 16:19:27 EST ID:SAHATn7N No.6847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yup you should definitely leave and go somewhere else with your mom or some shit. this board aint for you.

Resume boosting by Cyril Fanstock - Tue, 03 Sep 2013 16:48:35 EST ID:wfbPtqkp No.5875 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm going into my second year of engineering and starting to take electrical engineering courses. I have my first co-op coming up in january, and was wondering what would be some awesome ways to add a boost to my resume.

I was thinking taking a supplementary course (workshop) in CAD or C++ programing, or maybe starting a personal electronic project. What else could i do to help me land a job in january?
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Phoebe Pittlock - Wed, 09 Oct 2013 19:38:00 EST ID:D8N1xh14 No.5954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're trans? Gross, I wouldn't hire you.
OP - Fri, 11 Oct 2013 23:07:36 EST ID:wfbPtqkp No.5957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP here, god /Tesla threads don't die do they?

- Quit my part-time job to focus on grades and devoting myself to EE

- Joined Microprocessor club and starting to work on it as soon as it gets here (super stoked)

- I've had one interview for a milling machine company (really interesting cutting systems to maximise profits)
- One job lined up at a shipyard (waiting for budget conformation)
- Upcoming interview for Lockheed Martin branch here (Victoria, BC)

- Still plan on sending out as many applications and resumes as i can, while i wait for confirmation

I think i'm on my way so far

Thanks for all your help guys, you all had some great advice.
Edwin Cunderdot - Sat, 12 Oct 2013 03:22:34 EST ID:hmojWM8b No.5959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i had a thread on the front page of the animals board for like six months, theres on on how to thats about to start auto saging
William Shittingshit - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 11:15:44 EST ID:DzUrEZMd No.6827 Ignore Report Quick Reply

threads die all the time
William Shittingshit - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 11:16:11 EST ID:DzUrEZMd No.6828 Ignore Report Quick Reply

> you just have to look at its skeleton

Carbon dioxide gas delivery by Polly Grandridge - Thu, 08 Oct 2015 10:27:39 EST ID:ZMpXliD1 No.6804 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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these look familiar, do you know what I could use to dispense from these? Air freshener maybe? This is from a co2 bottle opener. I don't need the opener, but I like red wine and it turns too fast so I want to purge the bottle with co2 before I cork it so it keeps longer. Thoughts?
Nathaniel Genninghood - Fri, 09 Oct 2015 02:47:44 EST ID:7JSxEYqU No.6808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you have access to a workshop you could make steel or aluminum cap or cork that has a car/biike tire valve in it.
But then I suspect something like that should already exist.
Cedric Gocklehock - Fri, 09 Oct 2015 18:55:46 EST ID:PF8uv7fu No.6809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I could do that but what source of co2 will I use that uses a schrader valve? I think the ends of these are similar to a butane dispenser so maybe I could modify one of those fittings... also I think these just need to get pressure on the end so I could make a channel in a stopper of some kind... or maybe I need to bend them sideways.
Wesley Feblingfure - Sat, 10 Oct 2015 15:38:42 EST ID:7JSxEYqU No.6810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
making an adapter would come to mind.
I also see some issue with that plan. You'd want to have a mechanism to flush out existing air first before closing the valve so a simple one way valve would not work.

Otherwise, if you simply want to get the gas out of the canister, any spray can cap should fit, they are standard one fits it all afik.
Then as co2 is heavier than air I think it should be sufficient to simply spray the gas into the open bottle and then just leave the bottle like that or close it with a regular cork.
Betsy Crinkinwodging - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 22:37:21 EST ID:l8O25pLd No.6811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think you're right about the nozzle. I will try this at some point. Or I will drink my wine faster.

Graphene/Carbon nano tubes & processing by Unknown - Thu, 08 Oct 2015 13:05:43 EST ID:8yq8ANx8 No.6805 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What do you all, engineers, think of this? I think it will change the way we process / evolve in humanity. I think it will enable us to do things we can't now, like master quantum computing, and allow shows like Gundam to become reality.

What about you?
Unknown - Thu, 08 Oct 2015 13:13:45 EST ID:8yq8ANx8 No.6806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sorry, forgot the link.
Nathaniel Genninghood - Fri, 09 Oct 2015 02:33:51 EST ID:7JSxEYqU No.6807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Until they come up with a mass production process it might as well not happen.

Almost all nanotech research is done with one by one mechanical placement of nanoscopic components. Lithographic processes create structures across a whole area at once which is a two dimensional process. The "pick and place" technique done by researchers to create single transistors is essentially zero dimensional (a single point at once).

Also Moore's Law is commonly misrepresented. Moore's Law says nothing about transistor speed, feature size or power consumption. Those just used to be a consequence of the same progress.
Moore's Law regards the price of a single transistor. That used to get cheaper because transistors got smaller and chip area is a major cost factor.
That however is not the only one, if transistors can't get much smaller the price of a transistor can also get cheaper if the chip area costs less.
So far semiconductor plants haven't focused on that aspect because it' was more efficient to focus on reducing the feature size, but nothing prevents them to focus on other aspects.

The only thing that could really revolutionize computing to that extent nanotech is made out to be is Drexler style molecular machines. That is however heavily disputed and is often viewed as crank science. See the Drexler Smalley Debate regarding the sticky finger problem and fat finger problem.

The one avenue that might lead to progress in a reasonable time-frame is DNA computing. Basically to use natural nanotech to our advantage or to bootstrap a nanotech production using ribosomes, DNA, RNA.

Homemade Air Tank/Bottle thing?? by Oliver Sockleluck - Sat, 15 Aug 2015 09:36:31 EST ID:cymD6AGd No.6773 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's the best way, or maybe, what are some different ways I can make my own air tanks that I can fill up with my bicycle pump? I'm thinking starting from the strength of a plastic soda bottle and working up from there. I'm all about building and powering my own stuff on my own. Apart from buying things I can't build (like a soda bottle and a bike pump) I don't like the idea of buying cartridges of CO2, or using electricity to power things. The more hand-powered/charged things I have, the more control I feel like I have.
You feel me?
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Lydia Peggleson - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 14:35:27 EST ID:7JSxEYqU No.6790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In School I had to weld together steel sheets and a threaded pipe to make a pressurized tank. It should had to withstand at least 10 bar (145psi). The thing is myself and half of the class failed.
The one the prof made withstood 30 bar ( 435psi ) with ease.

You welded two long sheets together 4 times, at a 90 deg angle. Then stood them upright and welded vertically. Weld on the bottom ant top with the with the pipe. Mine leaked at the top where the pipe was attached which was impossible to fix.
Sidney Pockwill - Mon, 05 Oct 2015 12:52:54 EST ID:cymD6AGd No.6800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alright, new question:

Can I breathe the air that's gone through my air compressor? I imagine it would be fine, but it might taste/smell funny, but I thought I'd try to make sure anyway.
And are there any adapters for presta valve air compressors to threaded paintball air tanks?
Thanks, yo.
Sidney Pockwill - Mon, 05 Oct 2015 14:19:05 EST ID:cymD6AGd No.6801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Update: I figured out how to fit my compressor to the air tank on the side port. BUT my compressor has a max psi of 135, and my tanks are like 3500 psi, so scrap that.
Phoebe Crozzleway - Mon, 05 Oct 2015 23:02:41 EST ID:kQrzfmrY No.6802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
air sucks for powering stuff dude.
Thomas Hiffingsitch - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 11:15:10 EST ID:cymD6AGd No.6803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, my initial goal was to make a scuba tank that could provide me even just a few extra breaths underwater.

chemical engineers by Priscilla Sanningsodge - Mon, 13 Jul 2015 19:42:49 EST ID:UbFO8BGG No.6733 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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chemical engineers, why do you suck?

To be specific, why do old chemical engineers suck? Why are you such dicks?

I'm an eletrical engineer that has been hired as a process engineer. Every fucking dickhead up here was a chemical engineer. I get so fucking tired of the whole lot of you. I have so much shit to do and your 50 year old chemical engineer ass walks in my office and asks about a number from 3 months ago. When I'm not able to spit out just what you want, you look down your fucking bird nose at me like a dog that shit in the middle of the room.

Dipshit I have better things to do. I have a lot of things to do. Every time there is a fucking study for anything, who gets the data? Me. Who gets the drawings? Me. Every time you want to cut back or change a process? Me. Anytime a PI page needs made or changed, me.

Maybe if you're so fucking smart you'd already know where this flow is leaving the second effect of our evaporator chain was and not need to ask me and then look disappointed when I say I have to look it up.

And you're the only group that has to be difficult. Anyone else is more than happy to wait. Everyone else is pleased as punch that I can make all kinds of PI pages, programs, excel calculators, lab experiments, etc, to make their lives better. Not you, fuckwad. You need the world now.
Phoebe Briddlemud - Tue, 14 Jul 2015 10:53:50 EST ID:06ISvFUq No.6736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cool story bro
no bump for you
Jack Smallfield - Fri, 24 Jul 2015 12:09:03 EST ID:QiUAcKGJ No.6755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow, bro
Get that sand out of your vagina
John Gillyham - Sat, 25 Jul 2015 17:05:32 EST ID:Dyd9IPlY No.6756 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sidney Fablingwater - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 01:39:33 EST ID:m9eqGuJq No.6767 Ignore Report Quick Reply

So... You're essentially the engineering equivalent of a secretary and your organisation and memory is lacking... then you get flustered when people are irritated that it takes you a while to do your job, when the people asking you these questions know that they could easily do these things if they were spending the same amount of time doing it.

Maybe if you didn't rely so much on your sheets and more on your memory, you would be faster at remembering things, and they would be less annoyed.
Rebecca Fizzletedging - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 20:24:15 EST ID:PB+MbgFg No.6797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

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