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Geeks by Alice Greenfoot - Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:55:33 EST ID:dKl95iv8 No.5036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"Have fun sitting in front of a computer all day staring at a screen you silly CprEs and ChEs, leave the heavy stuff for the big boys"
Construction Engineers and Civil Engineers
Samuel Pickforth - Thu, 25 Oct 2012 14:33:00 EST ID:tgDsGyB2 No.5037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where's the problem? I do nothing else anyway.
Might as well do something productive on my pc.
Eliza Woppersitch - Thu, 25 Oct 2012 14:39:59 EST ID:bjfXRtiO No.5038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"I r engee?"
-Industrial Engineers
Barnaby Chillypid - Thu, 25 Oct 2012 22:03:13 EST ID:dQOsbpdB No.5039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Basil Gocklekotch - Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:17:56 EST ID:Vzz7DNYg No.5040 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Civil is awesome. Going outside is amazing (usually)
Nell Besslefield - Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:08:28 EST ID:Xj12ZmPy No.5052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
now do we rally have to talk down to the choice of others as far as what they chose to do. because the CE job market is terrible right now while Mine engineers have a steady surplus of job openings each year. there are pros and cons to each. some people are just better for some over others
Samuel Nondleson - Mon, 29 Oct 2012 01:15:30 EST ID:GX8aNZRo No.5053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is what your brain looks like on Civil Engineering.
Eugene Dravingbanks - Thu, 01 Nov 2012 12:51:50 EST ID:4+OEJA6N No.5072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
civil is great if you know the right people so you can actually get work
Ebenezer Clocklelidge - Fri, 02 Nov 2012 07:46:20 EST ID:z6pDhj4B No.5076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have fun getting laid off
-Air Force
Rebecca Billingford - Mon, 03 Dec 2012 01:16:25 EST ID:4+OEJA6N No.5186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but i like sitting in front of a computer (and im allergic to grass so that outside doesnt appeal to me)
Nigger Sesslegold - Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:25:23 EST ID:l65qVR4z No.5198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck you Civil I'm gonna go hang out in a river all day.

-Environmental/Ecological Engineers
Samuel Cherringfuck - Fri, 07 Dec 2012 00:24:42 EST ID:LuitcMJm No.5199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's bullshit.
Phoebe Blaffingnore - Fri, 07 Dec 2012 01:49:49 EST ID:qammDRyq No.5200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yaaa Boy!
Hedda Trotson - Sun, 09 Dec 2012 15:32:59 EST ID:kIHPtBPF No.5201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oil rigs are where it's at.
-Petroleum engineers
Sidney Dogglecocke - Mon, 10 Dec 2012 11:34:28 EST ID:XiGeXXo1 No.5202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Enjoy your polluted job market

-Art graduates
Martin Duckman - Mon, 10 Dec 2012 14:14:35 EST ID:hbV5vSvC No.5203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I almost choked laughing at this
Beatrice Blackway - Mon, 10 Dec 2012 22:18:50 EST ID:LovN/bXl No.5204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, supersize that too. With extra Ketchup.
-Your customer
Walter Sottinghall - Wed, 12 Dec 2012 18:39:15 EST ID:TSFwLlAc No.5208 Ignore Report Quick Reply

"Don't blame me it was the engineers fault the core samples were ruined."

  • Geologist
Martha Suvingville - Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:25:36 EST ID:LuitcMJm No.5209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
'Yo bro, got any meth?'

Fanny Fuckingstock - Sat, 15 Dec 2012 17:05:07 EST ID:3S91Yd4V No.5225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"Sure how much you need?"

-Chemical Engineer
Nell Tootcocke - Sat, 05 Jan 2013 12:17:28 EST ID:u2ozQLRQ No.5277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Guys, I am civil engineer but the job market is not so good. What do you suggest that i do?I am interested in design (autocad, sap, etc)
Nigger Hossledale - Sun, 06 Jan 2013 15:02:58 EST ID:F8QhIQoR No.5283 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Post it in an appropriate thread? Also, where do you live?
Nicholas Niggerson - Sun, 06 Jan 2013 15:18:36 EST ID:ZBsxWYKe No.5284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Learn portuguese, Brasil lacks engineers by the thousands
Albert Giffingcocke - Wed, 09 Jan 2013 00:06:38 EST ID:CBE1ypMJ No.5297 Ignore Report Quick Reply
''We can live without petroleum? That's cute''.
-Petroleum Engineer.

Maybe on a long term, but I really dislike it when people say that you could live without oil tomorrow like nothing happened, or when they tell me that we will run out of oil in 10 years. Even if we someday ran out of it, we'd still have work finding water wells afterwards.

Also, working on an oil rig is fun.
Phyllis Fullysidge - Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:03:05 EST ID:yzuSLEhw No.5301 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Since you seem to know stuff about being a P.E., I have to ask: is there any chance of me getting rig work with a Chemical Engineering degree?
Ernest Fanwill - Wed, 09 Jan 2013 23:03:01 EST ID:YdIGBZq/ No.5305 Ignore Report Quick Reply

As far as I know, you can work on a rig, if you're willing to spend some years working at the low-tier jobs (rustabout or roughneck). After that, you could become a driller, and they earn very good money. Not all drillers studied that, they just worked hard to get there.

You can also apply to your career and work at making the drilling mud, and that job is very in-demand. Drilling mud is one of the most important things for the rigs, it has to be handled with care to not contaminate it.
You can either work on land or offshore, where you have to check the mud properties that might be needed during the drilling phase. Of course, working offshore will always look better in a resumé, so even if there are Mud Engineers, a Chemical Engineer is just as good, even better sometimes.
Martha Brublingbuck - Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:11:54 EST ID:thO20jS1 No.5314 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>we'd still have work finding water wells afterwards.

Wouldn't you just use a hydrogeologist?
Walter Pockstock - Sat, 12 Jan 2013 09:36:13 EST ID:thO20jS1 No.5317 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Nah, I'll dispel his illusions! I don't think that anyone who was looking to find sustainable groundwater supplies would choose a petroleum engineer over a hydrogeologist. There are probably more petroleum engineers about, but the large-scale drilling technology they use is a world away from the average water-well rig, which are usually transported on low-loaders or mounted on specially adapted lorries. PEs would also have to learn to use the software associated with groundwater modelling, e.g. FEFLOW, MODFLOW, and the associated terminology.
Henry Fassleman - Wed, 13 Feb 2013 14:38:31 EST ID:+Jj8qrZu No.5410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
civil engineer here with a masters in structural. i have very little experience. i really graduated at the worst time in 2008 and with masters in 2012. nobody wants me because i have no history of working experience and i can't get menial jobs because i'm over qualified and i'll just leave them for a better job. i'm getting depressed and i just want to sleep all the time or die.
Nathaniel Cuvingdatch - Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:31:27 EST ID:zvp1ohNQ No.5411 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I applied for one last week. Got my rejection letter today. Feels bad man
Isabella Wonkinham - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 23:15:30 EST ID:CIqbsWn5 No.7150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, I've been there.
Jenny Wenkintug - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 02:50:54 EST ID:Y5pt/Mbc No.7151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i also sit in front of a computer all day ... machinist ...
William Blivingset - Sat, 16 Sep 2017 19:31:34 EST ID:TK6lF4do No.7153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Know them feels, I graduated with mechanical in 2014 right when oil bottomed out. The position I thought I had lined up ceased to exist and I didn't have much luck afterwards due to lack of experience, almost everything in my region is tied to petrochem. I recently started a construction materials technician job for a geotechnical firm just so I can be somewhat in my industry for experience. The pay isn't great but there's so much construction going on I can get plenty of o.t. every week.
William Bremmerfodging - Tue, 19 Sep 2017 03:58:49 EST ID:IIl/zDcN No.7154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wow the most recent thread on /tesla/ was made in 2012. maybe we should give it a fucking icon?
Hedda Lightshit - Wed, 20 Sep 2017 18:09:21 EST ID:CIqbsWn5 No.7155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol :)
Jenny Sengerkit - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 09:58:24 EST ID:U0gJ/NiL No.7156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
James Farryson - Fri, 23 Mar 2018 22:41:44 EST ID:uF4LZrh/ No.7180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"just got my bachelors; 100k starting, any job i want, any field i want, any environment i want. enjoy being pigeon holed."

  • mechanical engineers
Caroline Wodgewod - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 18:01:03 EST ID:Y+2uaWNz No.7182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I’m a mathematical statistician...half my shit doesn’t even involve a computer.

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