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Guilds of Ravnica by Doris Toothood - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 06:02:21 EST ID:KFSGSBcC No.28831 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Boros vs Selesnya vs Izzet vs Dimir vs Golgari
https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-image-gallery/guilds-ravnica-2018-09-13
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Lillian Brembleham - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 00:17:14 EST ID:YmzCen5K No.28870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28869
>mfw I realize the card doesn't say "until eot"
Might be fun to build a deck with Sundial of the Infinite and all of the Final Fortune type cards.
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David Shittingway - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 06:21:07 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28870
That's greedy. I like it.
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Polly Drubberdire - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 04:30:33 EST ID:BG7MUu/e No.28872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28869
This card is very situational I feel. Sideboard it.
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Cyril Blanningford - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 11:52:25 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28872
Fuck yo sideboard, any decent zoo deck can use it as a finisher.
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Matilda Cavingfuck - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 19:38:21 EST ID:wBSU/+wg No.28874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So I've been playing more, and holy shit is this the most fun Standard's been in a long time! I've got at least a dozen decklists (on Cockatrice) that would be perfect for FNMs, in that they're fun to play but still able to win games, and it's hard for me to choose which one to start building.
I have to admit, Izzet and Jeskai have been too fun for me to stick to my Dimir guns - the new Niv-Mizzet is just silly, and powering out massive Explosions with Sanctum of the Sun is the most fun I've had since the Anointed Procession deck.

>>28866
I really wish they'd gone with 1WR for the Helix side, it might have been Standard playable that way. But maybe that would've been too good for Limited, it's already fantastic in drafts at 4cmc.


Need Pics for a game by Jenny Gugglechudge - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 21:08:43 EST ID:xTdW5MhK No.27673 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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could you guys help me by sharing some pics? I need pics of the following:

Bandits
Forest Monsters
Wolves, bears, etc
Forest Ruins (specifically a ruined castle or tower of elven origin)
Forest and/or mountain strongholds
A prosperous village in the forest or on the border of the forest (specifically built by humans)

I will dump what I have as a thank you.
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Nathaniel Pockham - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 14:50:30 EST ID:87ZPk18m No.28753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Nathaniel Pockham - Thu, 29 Mar 2018 14:51:34 EST ID:87ZPk18m No.28754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Isabella Blackridge - Sat, 30 Jun 2018 16:31:22 EST ID:dfGMLc6F No.28798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>27673
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Doris Toothood - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 06:12:35 EST ID:KFSGSBcC No.28833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Hmmmmm.....
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Emma Panderham - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 03:50:14 EST ID:JrCObGMN No.28867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Forest Dwellers


X-Wing TMG by Martha Chuttingstodging - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:23:52 EST ID:UI6H3XN3 No.28801 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone play X-Wing here?
Been trying to make HOR Chewie+3 Z-95s work.

I'm also pretty pumped for 2nd edition making B-Wings great again.
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Clara Sullerford - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 21:33:37 EST ID:XWB/LmV9 No.28802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would play, will you teach me? No friends in real life, too scared to go to LGS
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Fanny Blishlock - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 13:03:26 EST ID:cLMfxyZ+ No.28803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28802
I would, but I don't have tabletop simulator and the other online options are janky as hell. I recommend having a beer to get your nerve up and then giving your LGS a go.

t. Guy who is also a wuss about going to his shop
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Priscilla Fanham - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 18:42:51 EST ID:no062jYn No.28818 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't want to play TTS, tts sucks man.
Since FFG makes 4000000 Star Wars games:
I got Destiny for 9$, x2 'cause FFG multi-core scam. Probably won't even open them, but they were cheap. Netrunner 4 lyf. Let's play on Jinteki
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Molly Smallhall - Sat, 06 Oct 2018 23:02:05 EST ID:JrCObGMN No.28864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28801
How does X-wing handle altitude/height discrepancies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_w_0zUs9ac


Warhammer 40000's timeline advancement by Shitting Sallercocke - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 19:42:50 EST ID:Jpl1PKLy No.28732 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I haven't been keeping uptodate with the Warhammer lore. I remember Marneus Calgar waking up from his coma and kickstarting a technological renaissance in the Imperium of Man, and then I just lost interest in wargaming because life.

I'm never gonna play again, but I still would like to hear whatever crazy storylines they came up with now.
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Ernest Shittingville - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 23:02:51 EST ID:NXpeRQQM No.28736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Failbaddon finally did something that mattered and now Cadia blew up and the Eye of Terror spread like Sasha Grey's asshole after an anal gangbang, bisecting the galaxy. Half the Imperium has been cut off from the Astronomicon, Warp travel is fucked, Tyranids ate (or came damn close to eating) Baal, a splinter group of Eldar resurrected a forgotten god of death, the aforementioned knife-ear splinter group healed and woke up Rowboat, Girlyman got a boner from the knife-ear and allied with them to skullfuck Abbadon back into the Warp, Mortarion showed up again to try to burn Ultramar but failed horribly, and - in general - life in the galaxy is still shit but now there are more daemons and all the xenos are even more uppity.
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Nigel Tootstock - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 20:14:11 EST ID:Jpl1PKLy No.28741 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28735
Is that an IMPERIAL HOVERTANK? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKING AWESOME!
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Rebecca Cublingkane - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 10:09:23 EST ID:NXpeRQQM No.28742 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28741
its a super-heavy and had void shields
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Heather !EWGRxcSjDI - Thu, 24 May 2018 13:15:01 EST ID:vn7uMbK6 No.28785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28736
Less eldar.
More daemons.
.........
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Sophie Peckledale - Sat, 06 Oct 2018 09:24:53 EST ID:JrCObGMN No.28863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28785
It's finally happening!


I fucked up bad by Emma Hurringwill - Thu, 27 Sep 2018 17:18:23 EST ID:Q5ywcLZ+ No.28850 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I missed my last weeks game session because of insomnia and blew off yesterdays to get high, after which I crashed at 5PM and woke up at noon. The DM said he'd kick anybody who missed two game sessions.

Also, I'm banned from the future for a month for posting "How do you hotwire a car? I want to drive my neighbors ferrari into a ditch" on DIY, which makes no sense cause I made a hilarious post about a monkey with an infected dong and only got banned for 3 days the same night.
Banned
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: C_Higgy
Reason: We do not care about 4chan/Any other chan bullshit. Do not post threads like “SO I JUST GOT BANNED FROM 4CHAN” – You will be banned.
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Emma Hurringwill - Thu, 27 Sep 2018 17:21:15 EST ID:Q5ywcLZ+ No.28851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28850
i feel like the fucker running the game is just there for community service and doesn't want to go get high / drunk with me. I get that I'm kinna scruffy but if the fucker ain't there to make friends then what the fuck is he there for?

He keeps his distance from all his players and I feel like if hes too stuck up to make friends and is going to treat us all like social rejects then he doesn't belong there anyway.
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Phineas Drallydog - Fri, 28 Sep 2018 13:29:23 EST ID:sQ1ie+n8 No.28852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28851
I only play games with friends or at least people whose company is enjoyable. I wouldn't say I am there to "make friends" but I am there to enjoy the company of people. So I don't get why a DM wouldn't engage with their players. I totally agree. I'm a fucking weirdo and have a lot of patience for anyone trying to get on with me. However you getting banned from your group is on you.

I don't have a regular day and it's herding cats to get people to turn up though so I can understand why he might be frustrated. There are always more people willing to play than DM. I mean as a player you have to sort of know the rules and turn up and that's it. As a DM you do homework and have to be fair and even handed and try to write shit that engages with the characters while the players set everything on fire and ruin your carefully made plans though this is the best bit of the game even as a DM. If you do not enjoy watching your players shit in your carefully arranged sandpit and think "I'm proud of you" as they do then I am so very sorry. If you have a scheduled time and can't be bothered to make it (and you admit you did just let one go when you had already blown a chance) he can find someone else very easily and if that person sucks they can kick them. If they're your friend that's different but generally people respect their friend's time. And you should also remember that.

Also you should calm the fuck down and lurk more (though I'm not saying post less. Just stop and read a bit more). /tg/ is a slow board nothing on this site is fast which is nice, we can go away for a couple of days and not miss anything important and could use the activity so you picked the best place to literally break a rule that just exists to isolate dumbasses. But lurk, read the rules. "I was banned for from 4shit" is a red flag to everyone. This is a community with some simularities and some differences. If in doubt think "chan lite" maybe throw in a little bit more leftism and drugs and a shitload of wrestling fans who mostly stay in their enormous sprawling ghetto which dwarfs the rest of the site. But some come out a…
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Takhisis - Sat, 29 Sep 2018 03:34:44 EST ID:ZGZOrODa No.28853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck this person, a real DM makes the game for the players. When they start to act like it's your job to be a "good player" and not their job to be a "good DM" than that's a warning sign you are playing with a narcissistic piece of shit.

I'm sorry if this is the only game you can get but if it causes such bad vibes than cut it off like a rotten limb. Shit DMs lend to the mockery and disgust normals feel towards this scene. It's our duty to mock them, shun them and drive them out.
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Hamilton Grimfuck - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 12:59:51 EST ID:2HxU1naE No.28859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 16:27:09 EST ID:2R6X621d No.28861 Report Quick Reply
That sucks man, the DM seems to be pretty uptight about his game.

But yeah you can’t post stuff saying you were banned from the future though you’re welcome to appeal your ban in IRC.


LARPing by Thomas Snodshaw - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 17:43:24 EST ID:tMgVQNaA No.27827 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There really isn't a good board to put this on besides this board and random so I figured I'd try it here. Anyone Larp?

General LARPing discussion.
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Jenny Pipperwire - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 14:52:52 EST ID:38ncfWp2 No.28769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28751
I thoroughly enjoyed this post. It starts off and I'm thinking, "okay maybe this guy was wronger by a larper or something..." and finally when I make it to the end, I see what happened:
>getting banned because I decided to parry and thrust with a foam sword.
You fucked his shit up man, fuck them. Bitches don't know shit about my legitimate historically accurate larping, also known as historical reenactment.

I don't actually do that, or any thing outdoors.
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Heather !VZj063fzwU - Tue, 22 May 2018 21:33:43 EST ID:LjsTihfs No.28780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>27827
I was once arrested for LARPing.
No one likes Lief with a nife.
#KNIFEPARTY#
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Eugene Drebblenadge - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:43:01 EST ID:IK8tAQOu No.28800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoMxvcDdnDU

TELL ME MORE!
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Doris Toothood - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 06:18:40 EST ID:KFSGSBcC No.28834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28780
Armor beats knife
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George Brookstone - Sun, 30 Sep 2018 22:44:39 EST ID:RSWT48Dc No.28857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh yeah
https://www.instagram.com/stivesmedieval/


I just spent 300 dollars on nostalgia by Reuben Tillingham - Wed, 26 Sep 2018 13:01:42 EST ID:Q5ywcLZ+ No.28847 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I feel kinna dumb now, that was this months entertainment budget.

Rate my taste

AD&D DM Guide 1st Revised
AD&D Players Guide 1st Revised
AD&D DM Guide 2nd
AD&D Players Guide 2nd
AD&D Greyhawk Hardcover
AD&D Dragon Lance Hardcover
AD&D Oriental Adventures

TMNT RPG
Transdimensional TMNT
TMNT in Space
Road Hogs
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Hugh Wibbleham - Wed, 26 Sep 2018 13:37:40 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Do you even have friends to play those games with?
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Emma Hurringwill - Thu, 27 Sep 2018 17:08:38 EST ID:Q5ywcLZ+ No.28849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28848
no.


Bump While Gaming by C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 02 Feb 2015 23:09:39 EST ID:2aBtcB1b No.27409 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Haven't had a thread on here for a while. Bump the thread with whatever board, playing card, trading card, etc. games you're currently playing now.
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Charlotte Blishpork - Thu, 26 Jul 2018 17:57:25 EST ID:IyIVeCo+ No.28817 Report Quick Reply
>>28745
Yeah that's weird actually. I haven't played the official gwent games or whatever but I just started the witcher 3 recently and for some reason I always prioritize the Gwent quests first. Idk why it's not particularly deep but I just enjoy conquering the world of Gwent in that world I guess lol.
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Doris Toothood - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 05:52:28 EST ID:KFSGSBcC No.28830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>EXPLODING KITTENS
Boom!
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Eugene Brookdale - Sat, 15 Sep 2018 03:13:28 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28830
Oh man, I played that game on the phone and fucking loved it. Maybe I'll get a physical copy next month.

In the meanwhile I've been shitting around with online card games (Magic Arena, Hearthstone, Duelyst, Krosmaga) while trying to do some worldbuilding for a D&D 5e campaign.
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Friend Computer - Sat, 22 Sep 2018 02:35:38 EST ID:cl/Gy34H No.28843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hey guys, it's me, Friend Computer! Looks like you guys are being shot by terrorists, that's terrible! To distract you from this horrible stress inducing experience, fill out this 5 page survey on your favorite fizzy drink!
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Edwin Guffingridge - Sun, 23 Sep 2018 03:57:11 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28843
Hey remember when Paranoia RPG was a humorous parody and not a prediction of the actual fucking nearby future?

Good times, good times.


Roll20? by Sidney Chenderfut - Fri, 07 Jul 2017 00:22:34 EST ID:wB1tZlvW No.28584 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think some of us folk should get together on Roll20 and play some D&D. I'm really excited about 5e, but I'm open to 3.5 and 4e as well. I've been trying to find a group at home for years with no luck. Surely some of us could get together once a week/every other week and game for a few hours! Anyone else interested in trying to set up a game?
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George Pirringfoot - Mon, 23 Apr 2018 13:25:27 EST ID:2K8gGXH8 No.28772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28771
To be honest, if players don't at least try to take your hints they're being shits. As a DM you bust your balls to prep shit and if they just choose to ignore it they're being contrarian. Even if they try to follow your leads they will get lost a bit. Be careful not to punish them for cooperating with you or each other. Or at least if you do make it a lot of fun. Sounds like you're doing that. And yeah, quantum dungeons are a useful tool. I mean don't negate all player decisions but don't be afraid to give them a couple of chances.

I've been DMing 18 months now. I think I could be a better actor/story teller but my players seem to have fun. So far they've managed a few small derails I didn't entirely expect them to take but that's part of the fun. If they're entirely predictable then it's boring for me too. But they don't completely ignore the plot.

I actually need to start prepping new content because they've been in a desert for 3 levels and are about to head home.

I'm also about to start something west marches style (so I can be a player too got a halfing bard chef lined up) but I think I can take it easy on prep for that. This month I'm going to write stuff for the long running group.
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Graham Sidgeshaw - Tue, 24 Apr 2018 13:16:53 EST ID:qWH6K8wM No.28773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28772
I found some fun green text stories on red dit dnd pages

>be me
>be newish DM
>party be; goody 2shoes half-elf fighter, human barbarian, blind human rogue-monk
>rogue get's information that a rich noble is staying at a nearby inn
>rogue a shit. heist.jpg
>rogue and barbarian convince nobles they are street performers
>get invited to schmooze and booze with the noble
>rogue breaks out the cocaine scarface.mp3
>party pooper fighter breaks in with guards to tell the noble the rogue is a dangerous
>noble is too stoned to care
>later at the end of the night blind rogue sets off a smoke bomb with a bunch of fireworks
>rogue has homebrewed daredevil blindsense
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Sophie Sunningdog - Fri, 04 May 2018 11:32:43 EST ID:JDCZke/1 No.28777 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28773
Best anecdote I saw was some guy who played with a rogue who had a cloak of billowing. Every combat first turn he'd use his bonus action to make his cloak billow. Surrounded by enemies and need to cunning action? Billow. Shit hitting the fan and I should hide? Billow.

He died. But at least he died with his style.
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Cyril Pickshit - Wed, 19 Sep 2018 08:51:38 EST ID:FteSwl/B No.28840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28777
Rogue who shows off?
>Stealth, do you understand the concept?!?
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Angus Funningdat - Fri, 21 Sep 2018 15:00:44 EST ID:OIHHHUDo No.28841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28840
Plenty of flashy rogues. There's a swashbuckler subclass. Rogues are cunning and use clever shortcuts and underhanded tactics to get the job done. I don't want to post Jack Sparrow because that would make me some sort of tumblr posting 30 year old womanchild but that would be a good show off rogue.

Rogues love to show off though. It's just
>I'll cast invisibility, put on the boots of spider climb, walk through the orc camp, dump poison into the well and then stroll back out

Usually, rather than LOOK AT MY FLAIR. Or when they crit and you have to go raise a family while they roll all the sneak attack dice.


UNO~! by cool wrestling poster - Sat, 26 Jul 2014 07:48:26 EST ID:Dg8h7ZUO No.27058 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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let's talk about uno in this thread
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Eliza Clenkinfatch - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:08:19 EST ID:W+T2FQSn No.28794 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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For me to review UNO, it is a major conflict of interest, because Merle Robbins and I are brothers. His father says so. His wife believes this. Merle and I are just the best of friends, but when El Gordo calls my father Dad, and I call his Dad "Pops" and we delve into hours of passionate discussion about H.P. Lovecraft, Goya, Steve Ditko action, the movies and pussy… We can lose all track of time on planet Earth.

But having attended the World Premiere of UNO last night, one inescapable thought crossed my mind during the movie. 10 to 1…. I believe Merle Robbins eats pussy better than any man alive.

Watch his ‘HOUSE OF PAIN’ sequence in UNO. UNO is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Merle Robbins goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does this… Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiences’ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs off… long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the top… The audience is cooing… He has them, they want release. He acts like he’s going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiences’ backs arched, ready to cum…. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?" The audience shifts around needing release, he builds again… The pressure at a near boiling point… Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive place… Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is there… right there at that point… suddenly he’s relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasms… trying to get away, trying to escape… back back back, but he has you, and he’s never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electric… Frenetically frothing… Merle hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calm… The audience relaxes… labored breathing… a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but no… more pleasure, more joy, more fun… You can’t handle it, you start giggling and screaming… And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the end… The credits roll, the theater lights come up… You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue again… You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because damn he respects the clit!

Ok, maybe I take the metaphor too far… maybe… But I had two girls around me, Patch black and blued my right forearm with slaps and rabbit punches as though Merle was pounding the short hairs, and Saffron (not Vegas’) gripping my shoulder from behind like frickin Spock, leaning up to my ear to say, "You didn’t tell me this was pornography!!!!" To which I grab her hand, sniffed her fingers and said, "MMMm you’re fingers are wet… enjoy!"

Now you might feel all of this is inappropriate behavior on my part, but folks, at the Q&A afterwards, the second question came from a woman on the front row that asked Merle Robbins "Could you comment on the vaginal influence of the Reapers?"

Merle looked like the wet chinned thigh splitter that he is and said, "You have to understand Make Up artists, they never get any pussy, so they are always creating it!"

ZACTLY!

Now lest you think this film is merely pornographic, and you seemingly are living in the delusion that that is a bad thing… It is not. Merle likes to pretend this movie is just there to make you go, "Whoa," but only a blind man can’t see Merle at work here.
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Nigel Blimmerworth - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:18:11 EST ID:+6T5+Ncy No.28795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies

that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across

was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males

Men who like their women stupid and submissive

Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos

with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
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Semi-Relevant Bears - Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:19:19 EST ID:GsxKAFt0 No.28796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why would you need a three word vocabulary when the only word that matters is uno
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hey jason we're watching hell in a cell - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 02:47:13 EST ID:W+T2FQSn No.28837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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mfw i can't find my FUCKING uno cards
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Angus Brevingkadging - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 16:06:39 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.28838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28837
If you have a phone you can probably find a freemium Uno version to play online.

Try harder though.


World Risk by Goldenglow Moth !BUBGUf6A4A - Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:31:21 EST ID:4eSdYHcu No.25321 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was going to wait until the other game had a clear winner before posting this but that keep take months still and I really want to use this map so I'll host them both. Same rules apply;I'll update once a day (or less if it's slow).
State your country name color and region, no need for IDs on this chan. Example:
Morocco Moles, Morocco, Brown
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Barnaby Pittstone - Fri, 12 Sep 2014 13:41:46 EST ID:vaV+MY52 No.27169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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onwards to alaska
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Hamilton Bammerchadge - Fri, 26 Sep 2014 22:36:00 EST ID:2h7LFyhq No.27214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27169
i totally buy the idea of this poster if palin was a commie.
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Polly Bennershaw - Fri, 27 May 2016 11:04:01 EST ID:hr3m82C+ No.28127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
<img src="//cdn.420chan.org/emoticons/boulder.png">
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Walter Bledgedane - Tue, 07 Jun 2016 16:45:47 EST ID:BS2gA23I No.28143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Doris Toothood - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 06:25:39 EST ID:KFSGSBcC No.28835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>27214
But she is, komrade. Just like the current tsar of USA.


CHESS http://www.chessgames.com/puzzle.html by Fucking Hecklebury - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 04:22:19 EST ID:OpTadZ0A No.28004 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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white to move
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9er - Fri, 08 Sep 2017 07:16:30 EST ID:whzaGvxM No.28632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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White to play
Janowski vs E Tennenwurzel
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9SAINTIVES - Mon, 11 Sep 2017 05:47:30 EST ID:Cak8+7S/ No.28645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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White to play
Yu Yangyi vs Svidler
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1999 - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 07:40:09 EST ID:CafThEkn No.28648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Black to play
D Byrne vs Bisguier
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1999Kekekeke - Mon, 18 Sep 2017 08:59:41 EST ID:xx9XaOUo No.28655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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White to play
Normantas vs V Vepkhvishvili
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Doris Toothood - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 06:05:24 EST ID:KFSGSBcC No.28832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28581
Black Queen takes White Queen


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