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Fun DND Rolls by Samuel Nicklestock - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 01:03:22 EST ID:uX/k8kSV No.27926 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This weekend my player had to make a listen check to see if she could hear the other player have sex. Later, a player was jacking off in the street and I had some guards tackle him, but let him roll for initiative to see if he could cum on them first. What fun rolls have you had in dnd?
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Charles Clecklekut - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:02:25 EST ID:h0SGYYku No.28082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28081

That sounds a bit OP, negate all damage on a 10 or higher? I assume it has a limited number of uses per day.
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Charles Clecklekut - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:25:50 EST ID:h0SGYYku No.28083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28081

Do take note of the outcome of the bolts I use. When they're removed, which is always, thanks to the enchant, there's a second effect. Normal hits do critical hit damage on removal, and critical hits inflict a coup de grace and another critical hit damage upon removal. Then you need to pass a Fort save of (10 + Dmg dealt) or immediately die. I think this all comes down to when all of these checks are made, sure you can negate the damage the bolts do, but the effects of the bolts still go through, unless you resolve the negations as the damage happen. If it's a check that's made at the end of someone's turn after all of the attacks and damage, then it's no bueno for you. After hearing about the damage negation though, I'd more than likely sit back and let my character's bodyguard deal with you. The Titanic Finisher from the Titan Blade class ignores anything that absorbs or prevents damage. Same goes for crits, but it is a full round action for that one attack. He's two levels lower, but still extremely powerful.

I do say, comparing characters is fun.
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Barnaby Drellyduck - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 23:00:18 EST ID:OyexbvSL No.28084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This kind of bullshit is why I stopped playing D&D.
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Samuel Clattingfone - Sun, 01 May 2016 00:19:34 EST ID:KI8KGT+3 No.28086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>DMing Pathfinder
>Session one. First level characters.
>Throw some goblins at them because fuck it, level one
>Supposed to be easy encounter moving a cart between neighboring towns
>Cleric wins initiative and drops obscuring mist first turn
>Wizard buffs AC for allies within 10ft radius
>Not a single player will leave the mist
>Nobody is hitting shit
>Fourth round a goblin confirms crit
>finally.jpeg
>20% miss chance from concealment...
>crit = nope
>They killed one goblin in ten rounds
>Mist fades
>Goblins drop or flee in two rounds
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Volcanic Beach - Sat, 14 May 2016 01:33:23 EST ID:OpTadZ0A No.28101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Roll Dex check to ride a bicycle


I need a judgement call! (casual MTG) by Nigger Clessleham - Sat, 12 Mar 2016 05:15:37 EST ID:FKvqFRiI No.27968 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I attacked with 2 creatures, 1 got chumped with the other trampling through, I then play the instant in pic related optioning to have my trampler untap & attack, but my opponent went off saying n-n-n-nope uh-uhh can't be done because my attack phase ended (that I never said was over) and I can't have ANOTHER attack phase (which I never claimed to gain) because he said that that instant is only for if I already had tapped said creature for a tap-required ability to untap & use it during my attack phase; I think this is bullshit because I know there are cards that give YOU an additional attack phase and this card doesn't have a specific kind of only-certain-kinds-of-tap activation/restriction, and this card is clearly saying that target creature untaps and that it may either attack or use it's tap-ability again. Who's in the right here??
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Nathaniel Daggleridge - Thu, 28 Apr 2016 04:39:23 EST ID:VNFlxgjM No.28071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28070
I say this may be a good pickup if you're running any sort of black.

Or a Bow of Nylea, which gives all your creatures deathtouch. It would allow you to stay on the offensive and keep him on the defensive unless he has some sort of removal. That's the best thing I can think of for your situation other than burn instants.
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Phyllis Guzzlebitch - Fri, 29 Apr 2016 13:27:49 EST ID:PXOuitdR No.28074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28070
if you boost your dude's power high enough, it'll hit all the creatures that blocked it...
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Fanny Hagglechere - Fri, 29 Apr 2016 22:42:46 EST ID:j6gBYCbE No.28076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28074
You have to deal enough to destroy each creature before any damage runs over to the next blocker, unless it has deathtouch. Then you only have to assign one damage to each blocker, because 1 damage is lethal. At least, that's how it worked a long time ago. I actually haven't had a large deathtouch creature gang blocked in several years because it was never a smart move.
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Edwin Drublingshaw - Tue, 03 May 2016 20:05:54 EST ID:po1yii7J No.28089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28069
This is mostly right, but the attacker gets to decide how to distribute the damage.
So if your 1 power creature gets blocked by 2 creatures, you can choose which one to assign the damage to and destroy, not the defending player.

See
http://mtg.wikia.com/wiki/Blocking
for the simple answer

See
http://mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Declare_blockers_step
rule 509.2 for the detailed version - attacker chooses block order
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Esther Sasslefure - Wed, 04 May 2016 00:24:29 EST ID:j6gBYCbE No.28091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>28089
Attacker chooses how to assign damage, but the blocker chooses the order of blockers.
So if two creatures block a 1/X, it is only dealing 1 damage to the first blocker. Attacker's only damage assignment option is to deal 1 damage to the first blocker.


Just an FYI by Rebecca Sarringfield - Wed, 04 May 2016 00:09:40 EST ID:aSj8yIsG No.28090 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There's a new amateur gamedev community trying to establish itself, >>>/vg/664016 but I personally think it's better to start a new community than try and migrate. So, maybe some of you have an interest in computer games, or at least you could help folks balance their mechanics. The topics intersect at a whole bunch of points, so I thought I'd just mention.

It's fertile ground, but needs some interest. Sorry, this is not exactly tabletop so please don't reply, just let this sink and check it out if you're interested, disregard if not.


RPol.net by Charlotte Pagglekod - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 02:26:40 EST ID:GOSt5xC4 No.28078 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is Rpol.net worth it? It seems overmoderated.
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Cyril Foshsadge - Sun, 01 May 2016 19:14:48 EST ID:J1xfjkhv No.28088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not that bad. I run a game on it and participate in a couple other games. It's very, very slow paced, though, and a lot of games tend to fold due to inactivity.


Card game that plays like a video game by lookyhere - Fri, 29 Apr 2016 22:43:12 EST ID:kHmv1n/d No.28077 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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we saw this at pax east
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silent protagonist - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 23:08:15 EST ID:e5c04pd3 No.28085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Will keep an eye on this


FATAL ANAL by Betsy Honeyshit - Wed, 06 Apr 2016 09:58:52 EST ID:LHUNY+A/ No.28007 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone tried to use the F.A.T.A.L. system?
Roll for anal circumference!
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Simon Sommlehag - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 18:36:05 EST ID:29RF5eP4 No.28015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>28007
lol d & d for butts, classic


Type 1 (Vintage) by An Old Man - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 19:27:51 EST ID:1JYqMOqi No.27779 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bump for Vintage justice. For those who don't know how Type 1 MTG works:

  1. Roll for first turn
  2. If you don't win roll, lose the game
    2.a. If you lose roll, but have a force of will available, then you win the game, unless you're opponent also has a force of will available, in which case you lose the game.
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Eugene Wimmlefoot - Thu, 12 Nov 2015 12:52:27 EST ID:kHFm3y/Z No.27815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27803
I stopped playing MtG a long time ago, around the time some nerd started screaming and bitching because I gave him a free win by fucking off from a Ravnica prerelease tournament.
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Sidney Buckletine - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 18:53:17 EST ID:AUW1/o37 No.27832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I play Vintage and that description is so bad. Going first doesn't matter too much. Currently I am playing URg Delver and Dr.Edge (dredge with counterspells that sideboards into a different deck)/
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Pirate Barter - Sat, 02 Jan 2016 05:25:41 EST ID:ytf7uERj No.27890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How to hustle at vintage:
Play with 3 forces of will, one up each sleeve
Claim you only have 1 and show him ur deck in happenstance astonishment occasionally
Be playing a combo deck and lose to everyone for about a dozen games
Find the dumbest stud you can and challenge him to ante
Lose a couple more times
Lift Ride and Rattle baby
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Frederick Honeydale - Thu, 24 Mar 2016 23:37:16 EST ID:XfNdjS3V No.27979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27803
I doubt you do because the current Vintage metagame is nowhere near how you described it
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Martha Nillysug - Mon, 28 Mar 2016 12:03:42 EST ID:3X5ht6DP No.27985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27979
You mean to suggest that I was serious? Any description of vintage that reduces it to a coin toss is bound to fall below serious expectations, but I hardly expected to be taken seriously.


Warhammer 40,000 Chapter Master by Shitting Darthood - Wed, 25 Mar 2015 16:33:06 EST ID:mCMdgato No.27492 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Chapter_Master_(game)

Chapter Master is a space marine chapter management game. Each marine can be customized and load outs changed. Vehicles and weapons can be produced. And trading between factions of the Imperium is possible.

The game is still in Alpha, but its already gained serious momentum and builds are coming out every other week. It Does have some bugs. So Save often.
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Fucking Blibblemet - Tue, 15 Mar 2016 02:14:26 EST ID:WnAaxjFE No.27973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27492
What is this game?
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Cyril Fanderwill - Mon, 21 Mar 2016 16:35:23 EST ID:WnAaxjFE No.27976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>27973
fuck it man I have no idea. lets just make this the WARHAMMER 40k gen thread

this is what my space marine models look like

#lobsterlegion


New to MTG by sletje !3GqYIJ3Obs - Sun, 28 Dec 2014 17:53:06 EST ID:NVXmuY9x No.27344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi /tg/

I recently got very interested in MTG and I'd like to learn as much as fast as possible. I already know someone who I can play it with (at a tabletop store, there also is Friday Night Magic).

I bought Magic 2014 (2015 was not recomended) and already am learning a lot from that game.

My question is: What is the best forum or community around MTG?
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Phineas Cinkincheck - Sun, 14 Feb 2016 21:45:51 EST ID:NrAVwqn8 No.27942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Source.
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Nigger Gandersure - Wed, 24 Feb 2016 01:01:32 EST ID:Dwht+Wja No.27951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27350

Not that guy, but we don't get that much Belgian beer out in the USA. Belgian beer is amazingly good, but yet it's not very popular out here. We have a brand called Blue Moon that claims to be Belgian, but it's not. Other than that you have to go to a specialty store to get Belgian beer here. A few of our domestic brewers are making beers that are of a real Belgian quality as well, but it's all small potatoes.
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Barnaby Gondlewill - Wed, 02 Mar 2016 12:32:26 EST ID:PXOuitdR No.27953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27951
it depends where you live (the USA is a big country, you can't just generalize the whole thing based on your little slice of it). i can go get an arabier, piraat, delerium, lindmans framboise, you name it, at pretty much every beer store or bar near me.

plus, there's always stella
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Sophie Sadgekon - Sat, 05 Mar 2016 13:03:02 EST ID:oCkG2fYy No.27957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm new to MtG and at first it seemed super confusing, but second day playing I beat the ass of the dude who taught me and have subsequently been doing so.

I'm starting off with a red goblins deck which seems a good starter, easy to stack a buncha gobs and do massive damage.

I wanna definitely do a black deck when I get the hang of the game more tho. Always was the kinda guy who played psychic and dark types in pokemon, so its my sorta thing.
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Nigger Sallychut - Mon, 07 Mar 2016 02:24:28 EST ID:h0SGYYku No.27958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27344

What you need is a blue deck that focuses on artifact retrieval with your main cards being Krark-Clan Ironworks, Myr Retrievers, and Brainfreeze. There's a card from Mirrodin that is a blue creature, costs 1 blue 1 colorless, tap: produces 2 colorless that can only be spent on casting artifacts and artifact creatures. I usually would end up with one, two if I was lucky. Turn 3-4 is the quickest I've ended games with this build.


Android Netrunner by Jarvis Blythedale - Thu, 03 Mar 2016 03:56:07 EST ID:61L1QCbY No.27955 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Figured that this was the most relevant place to poist this: but does anyone here play the Android Netrunner cardgame? If so what corp and runner are you currently running?


Upcoming V20 game by The Eldest - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 03:26:27 EST ID:q06U9GdN No.27917 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys I'm brainstorming ideas for an upcoming VTM game and figured I'd see what other people thought.
It's set in 1860s Wilmington NC, just before the American Civil War and I plan to run it through to 1865 after the war ends.
The players will be a newly shovelheaded pack of Sabbat created to aid in the capture of the currently Cam city, then prevent it from being retaken.
I've looked up IRL timeline stuff for the area and fairly close maps. I also looked up Cannon cWoD timelines to get as much background fluff as possible.

If you have any ideas let me know.
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Priscilla Fusslehall - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 08:32:51 EST ID:3J0oXyzb No.27918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's a book, "Port Town at War: Wilmington, North Carolina 1860 - 1865", by Richard Everett Wood.

And here's an article, "City of the Dead : The 1862 Yellow Fever Epidemic in Wilmington, North Carolina"
http://commons.lib.jmu.edu/mhr/vol7/iss1/1/
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Phoebe Bundale - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 13:23:44 EST ID:CKaO4WKr No.27919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Sabbat

OH THE EDGE

Sorry. I just had to say that. Cam fo lyfe. Tremere fo lyfe. I have no suggestions for you, but I still approve of this thread.
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The Eldest - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 03:41:06 EST ID:q06U9GdN No.27933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>27919
My gaming group doesn't have the focus to do a heavy politic style game yet, most of their experiences has been dungeon crawls in D&D/Pathfinder. I'm hoping this game will get them more interested in role play rather than simple power fantasies of one fight after another for no greater purpose than to level up and get better gear.
I figure the Sabbat is a good middle ground as it gives them lots of combat and they'll need to role play adopting a path on enlightenment or lose themselves to the beast. I hope it'll get their beaks wet for more character driven stuff in the future.
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David Bungold - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 11:22:28 EST ID:qOuaqtCx No.27934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>27933
I don't generally like sabbat much, but in your situation I think it's a good fit. That will probably help transition your greenhorns from hack n slash to melodrama nicely.

I'd say one thing that may help you is make a list of old-timey era appropriate Names for you to apply to NPCs on the fly. Also, maybe look into some old business names or make some up. Just flavor suggestions really, you're already on the right track with looking up the geography and history of the place. Being able to pull random period appropriate names and places out of you hat will help further keep the setting feeling fully fleshed out.


/tg/ adventure artists by Priscilla Blatherbanks - Sat, 19 Dec 2015 21:00:38 EST ID:pk1prMV3 No.27856 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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When my group meets, I like to use my fancy note to draw up scenes and characters from our adventures.

If you also draw pictures like this, post them! I would love to see them.

This is the cover page for our Dresden Files RPG.
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AC !QqL8nX9URE - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 21:44:06 EST ID:wO1s9Jrm No.27923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm new to tabletop roleplay, always been a fan of it though. Love reading the stories posted here and other places. I finally got into a game over skype with my buddy and some other folks. The campaing we are playing now is very light hearted and meme filled, as dumb as it sounds its been pretty fun so far. The best part is every session we have a guy in photoshop making an image based on the events.

This seems to be a very slow board so I dont think anyone will mind me dumping these images along with a little recap of the adventures that inspired them.
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AC !QqL8nX9URE - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 21:55:20 EST ID:wO1s9Jrm No.27924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I rolled a fighter, seemed like the simplest thing to do. My dude wore an eye patch so I became Big Boss to the group. Our Healer was named Suds, looked like Mr Clean only with soap bubbles on his head. We had a jedi and an elf who wasn't around, a rat who couldn't sneak very well and an NPC Dog that somehow is a wizard or some shit because its had to save us from death like ten times now.

We started out locked in the hull of a prisoner ship, inside a room with some Orcs smoking pot. They were playing Yu-gi-oh and one Orc beat the other. The losing orc was pissed off so I bluffed and pantomimed that the other orc cheated. They both draw weapons and are about to kill each other while the jedi is levitating the keys over to us and the rat is off sneaking about, alerting the rest of the ship and the first boss. Our healer jumps the gun and casts obscuring mist, causing the two orcs to stop fighting each other and instead they fucking stab him and go back to playing cards. The rat tries running back, gets thrown in a pot of water to be boiled. By the end of all the commotion we finally break free and fight the boss, who's arms are stuck out to his side like an airplane. His name was true terror and I cut his fucking arm/wing off.
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Angus Gocklewill - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 22:12:16 EST ID:RdL/+ueM No.27925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>27924
>Our Healer was named Suds
The Suds nickname came from my token.
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Clara Crenkinlig - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 10:40:06 EST ID:qOuaqtCx No.27928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>27924
I remember you posting about this in /vg/. Same game where you punched out John Cena right? Seems like a good time

My buddy made us our own tokens for our Dark Heresy game on roll20. Dr Hermann Van Graff is mine. I speak like Henry Killinger from venture brothers and wear a high quality gas mask all the time. I have saved many lives with my magic murder bag
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AC !QqL8nX9URE - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 17:02:47 EST ID:wO1s9Jrm No.27931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>27928
Yeah you inspired me to make some posts here.

Session 2

We loot the corpses taking some javelins and gear, then let the rat lead the way as he sneaks ahead to scout shit out for us. He climbs up the last group of steps leading above deck. He gets caught again and squeaks loudly to let us know he's coming back with agro. As each orc walks down the steps we stay hidden behind them and cut their ankles out one at a time. By the end there was like 10 dead orcs all stacked up like cord-wood. We reach the deck and two orc shaman start casting spells. They cause dazzling rays of light to shine upon their leader, an orc bard dressed as Elvis with an electric guitar with a giant axe blade on one end and a microphone on the other. Our first round we focus most of our attacks on the orcs we can see. We realized we fucked up when an orc berserker drops from the crows nest down onto our healer. The battle is really going badly, a few of us are knocked out, our sneaky rats hand cross bow broke on a bad crit, our healer has like 2 hp left. Our rat then decides to ruin everything. This goofy fuck decides to throw a javelin into melee at the orc berseker to maybe draw his agro away from Suds. He refuses to take the aiming penalty so as not to kill our healer and of course he throws the fucker right into the healers back, killing him. Plot Dog manages to save us through a bit of DM fudging and we defeat Orc Elvis. I got to take the +1 great axe and still use it. My perform is pretty low though so I can't exactly play it. As we are wondering how we can get our party back to dry land and maybe back to the plot a fucking Kraken appears from a whirlpool, sucking suds's viking pyre up and trying to kill us too. We jump into a dinghy and we doggy paddle that shit to a nearby beach.


RIP in Pepperoni Suds...


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