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God is plotting against me by Phoebe Futtingson - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 15:23:41 EST ID:mlDG3xf9 No.87850 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone here ever get the sneaking suspicion that there is a God, but he's actually malevolent and plots against you? Like, no matter what you do, God finds a way to just fuck with your life. Every decision I make, every job, every attempt at romance, there's always something that just thwarts it. I can never get past 300 lbs on the bench either. Something always happens, I get sick, injured, the car breaks down, etc. It's like he wants me to stay in the same place forever. Like he's saying "don't get uppity".
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Martin Debberwill - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 21:05:35 EST ID:FL7e1r8L No.87854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87853
Fuck your shit nig
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Nigel Bandlesedging - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 21:08:23 EST ID:mlDG3xf9 No.87855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87853
Well your breath smells like you wash it out with dicks.
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Nigel Bandlesedging - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 21:20:36 EST ID:mlDG3xf9 No.87856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, I never said bad shit doesn't happen to any one else. Lrn2read
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Clara Ningerstock - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 22:50:07 EST ID:XEThWcQ3 No.87857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87856
Oh no! Malevolent God is here to ruin your shitty thread! Cry more bitch nigga!
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Hedda Dettinggold - Mon, 23 Apr 2018 10:11:09 EST ID:DyLjzaDu No.87858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87855
Your ass smells like ass


Women aren't real. by Ernest Dicklenadging - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 14:37:13 EST ID:1FwXHpsW No.86348 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...

When the man is dumped back to earth, he is pregnant, but he cannot know this. Due to the Woman-creature's hallucinatory drugs, he is tricked into thinking that the WOMAN is pregnant. This is one of the most devilish tricks that women are is possession of.
Once the fetus has matured enough, the man craps it out, and the woman collects it. But there is of course more to it; She uses her hallucinatory drugs to make the man think that she has went through unfathomable pain to dispense the baby and thus earns even more trust from the man and further drags him into his brainwashed daze.

The end result of this is that the woman-creature either repoduces or creates another host for future members of her race to use. It should be brought to attention that the baby boys that are birthed are not actually genetically related to the 'father' at all. They are clonse manufcatured just …
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Charlotte Farringchat - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 23:05:00 EST ID:+uymr+IV No.86439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86367
U WUT M8

I DON'T THINK YOU APPRECIATE THE ART THAT GOES INTO CAPSLOCK POSTS
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Nell Crallyforth - Sat, 14 Oct 2017 15:27:40 EST ID:cBWuf6cx No.86441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the illusion of women was fabricated by alien technology to attribute feminine qualities to our growing character
these qualities are often useless unnesscary and worst of all negative and can be compared to brainwashing
honestly i would rather be a terrorist and blow myself up and shit
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Phyllis Pogglecocke - Mon, 16 Oct 2017 05:34:28 EST ID:+uymr+IV No.86451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is there a way to see what is happening when you are having penis to vagina intercourse, or is that actually a false memory fabricated to perpetuate the myth that women are not some kind of demon or alien?

i'm wondering if i could actually see their demon fold or whatever it is that is pleasing my manly hood like YUM
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Edwin Brookson - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 08:08:09 EST ID:/mIDNxKn No.87849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But without me, you're only you.
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Hedda Dettinggold - Mon, 23 Apr 2018 10:13:47 EST ID:DyLjzaDu No.87859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86451
Watch Constantine dude Keyanu Reeves smokes like 10packs a day and sees Daemons, in LA and the dude from log jamming plays the devil


Foightin roun' the world! by NudeCelebs4Free - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 13:12:59 EST ID:LHrkULOE No.87788 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/04/07/entertainment/russell-crowe-divorce-auction/index.html
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Edward Claybury - Sun, 08 Apr 2018 16:37:21 EST ID:+HpKnUNm No.87790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87788
I like that chart.
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Fucking Deffingwill - Sun, 08 Apr 2018 18:15:14 EST ID:9rMeL05u No.87791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87790
I don't, want 2 fight about it?
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Simon Blepperhodge - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 01:46:55 EST ID:r4/ui4wz No.87848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87791


satanic abuse cricles in the us by Hamilton Dazzlehure - Mon, 26 Feb 2018 11:00:32 EST ID:YDWdKcHy No.87424 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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they abuse them psycholocally it becomes them with the observer effect they torture them infront of people who see what they do and abuse them more
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Ernest Pockforth - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 20:13:30 EST ID:Y1sOjfkR No.87813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Even Zyklon Ben jumped on the bandwaggon. HEY GUYS TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! THE ILLUMINATE HAS SECRET SATANIC RAPE CLUBS FOR KIDS!
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Angus Wublinghudge - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 09:08:52 EST ID:LB2YhI9r No.87817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87813
You look blue daba de daba di

But seriously do you want some blue cheese for that word salad???
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Hugh Fibberway - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 20:31:31 EST ID:ATrYpwH3 No.87845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87817
you want some fuck off with that?
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Rebecca Pickstone - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 23:02:46 EST ID:5tvR8Zlu No.87846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87845
What kind of lettuce do you use in a fuck off word salad?
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Simon Blepperhodge - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 01:45:52 EST ID:r4/ui4wz No.87847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87846
Semen


Can you imagine if the government was actually innocent by Wesley Dudgeset - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 09:24:39 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87799 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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any anything negative you've heard about the government is actually just disinfo to make you bend to the will of foreign powers who want you to rebel against your government?

Like imagine that the government is actually the good guy! isnt it hilarious?
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A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 02:26:37 EST ID:L/ue6Tjr No.87831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87829
I was summonned. The foil needed me.
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Nigel Hedgedurk - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:27:05 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87831

I missed you archie. you're my only hope.
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Graham Blythefoot - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 09:56:06 EST ID:kfOPPzV+ No.87834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87831
Needed you to contract a deadly disease. Drop dead asshole.
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Wesley Worthingwell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:26:29 EST ID:+dp/1oZ3 No.87835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87831
But the legendary legends spoke of this "A Wizard" as a homeless person who had to go to the library to get internet
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Nicholas Sunkinstock - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 01:16:48 EST ID:+HpKnUNm No.87844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87818
I think they both do.


Joy of Satan is a lie by Augustus Billingman - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 18:13:30 EST ID:gpMWuo5Y No.83213 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Be christian. Everything on the page is a lie. You'll never know who I am, how important I am, or what job I have, but this is 100% true.
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Nicholas Guzzlechud - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 06:09:34 EST ID:3y3Z77bY No.87825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83213
This reminds me of the time I heard of someone named the vigilant Christian
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Angus Worthingson - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:37:21 EST ID:CZvS3XGh No.87832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO8NvVyBoQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0MVeZStvOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiEeF8fEOt8
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Wesley Worthingwell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:28:20 EST ID:+dp/1oZ3 No.87836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87832
Didn't watch the videos, I was to busy having jenkohydrochloride induced sex on the bow of a kayak with 3 naked bitches
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Isabella Pandersatch - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 03:42:22 EST ID:+5Sqme/h No.87841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
getting people to worship a dead jovial jew on a stick is pretty satanic, man
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Thomas Suggleson - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 13:54:19 EST ID:QdmAbt1x No.87843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87841
Get the fuck outta here polish hate guy


Dish problems by Lydia Faddlegold - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 11:58:16 EST ID:68jOSivt No.85295 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I eatbuttprenicjel bread and now I'm sick!
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Samuel Blimmerwell - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 05:53:59 EST ID:1A9HT0Y+ No.87840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85295
Wtf


my trunk bump like Eddy Road by Wesley Worthingwell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:34:15 EST ID:+dp/1oZ3 No.87837 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Louie frames, eyes lower than my G.P.A
Riding and swerving, Kush I'm blown


Grandmaster Illuminati by Beatrice Gucklewill - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 21:37:22 EST ID:ZB1oAw63 No.87728 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Reuben Hacklefield - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 13:50:00 EST ID:v6JudNKa No.87821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87820
Okay now what?
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 19:12:48 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87820
Fucc the Zucc
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Cornelius Goodbury - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:28:06 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87821

Upload a picture of yourself and say "i just entered a network where i have access to a billion other people :) that means i can make a billion friends i didnt even know existed"

>>87822
:( hes going to sell your information now Rawbooty.
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Yeah.... - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 20:52:08 EST ID:wIxjhIs3 No.87830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
who do I send my green dot card information to?
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Wesley Worthingwell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 13:29:11 EST ID:+dp/1oZ3 No.87838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87830
I'll race you for pink slips!


BALLS by Ernest Winnerville - Mon, 15 May 2017 00:23:57 EST ID:JhkRqDl5 No.85461 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Will Valve ever have the balls to finally admit they've abandoned Half Life or will they just quietly ignore it forever?
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Wesley Wesslemod - Mon, 09 Apr 2018 10:58:27 EST ID:WpUHIjxd No.87797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87792
You know when I put my pants on in the morning
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A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 20:51:33 EST ID:L/ue6Tjr No.87808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87792
<nobody will believe you
Not true, if you say it well and they're not retards who only rely on appeals to authority.
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SovietPsychonaut - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 21:28:02 EST ID:P5jVEHOi No.87809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Project Bluebeam is HL3. They just wanted a fully immersive experience
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Nell Himblefuck - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 23:45:53 EST ID:1cHj64mA No.87810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87809
A Wizard can't be trusted
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Jack Lightdock - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 02:42:57 EST ID:XEThWcQ3 No.87814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87809
Try calling 1 800 eat a dick


As far by Shit Shittingbury - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 01:00:39 EST ID:UPsRq0AV No.87805 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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As cooking a pancake on a shovel goes this one turned out pretty good
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A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 20:48:52 EST ID:L/ue6Tjr No.87807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87805
You don't cook pancakes on shovels or farm equipment. You need a sturdier hotcake. The Hoe-cake is specifically designed for this purpose.
You're welcome, now go figure out some hoecakes.
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Wesley Worthingwell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 15:38:57 EST ID:+dp/1oZ3 No.87839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87807
I prefer to live my life without exposure to farm equipment


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Helloyoutube search for a pyramid


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