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Lord help heal my wallet! by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 11:38:05 EST ID:bic94xBP No.85851 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This reminds me of Issac 21: 14

"John was in the jungle and he ran and God was his lord."

Now in this world we are all running from impure thoughts and desires!

Why not pad your immortal soul with some of the good lords insurance!

Raise your hands and be healed in your wallet so that you can help me help you channel your own inter motivation!

I couldn't have said it better myself!
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Polly Clayfuck - Thu, 03 Aug 2017 05:14:59 EST ID:qOjh4ZCK No.85959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85851
This shit actually worked for me
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Fri, 04 Aug 2017 12:27:45 EST ID:YnlUockk No.85962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85959
That is good to hear my child, Jesus take the wheel!

Perhaps now you can live up to that oldest Christyn tradition called "hand the hand that feeds you AMEN! 🙏

So perhaps a small small donation is in order to help spread the good word... of supernatural debt relief!! Haleluya!! Go Sox!
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Ernest Beddletet - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 02:30:08 EST ID:NATKY1W/ No.85975 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85851
is that bitActch wearing a smuggie??????????????????????????
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 19:41:58 EST ID:c+hOcCT1 No.86019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The banks gonna forclose on the family farm if we can't raise a buck fifty by lunch
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Edward Bavingnedge - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 07:54:09 EST ID:CQhDiMoc No.86026 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86019


CHARLOTTESVILLE ROADKILL POWERED BY DODGE by Esther Blythecocke - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 06:32:37 EST ID:OEuJZFUL No.85995 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Some kind of sorcery? Mossad Agents playing tricks? Strange are the winds of happening! Do not be fooled into siding with either extremist group. Its what they want!

MEME RESPONSIBLY!
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Augustus Tootham - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 22:09:31 EST ID:shX1NEgr No.86022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86007
lol so having a rally to protect historical monuments is now "racism and hate"
stop getting your news from MSM propaganda.

>86008
hey look! this antifa dipshit goon opened his mouth and stupidity fell out.

>86009
did you get triggered? poor snowflake.
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Augustus Tootham - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 22:29:02 EST ID:shX1NEgr No.86023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86009
nvm brah meant the snowflakes above.
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Betsy Pellywell - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 02:17:17 EST ID:DY/T6aDH No.86024 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86022
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
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Cornelius Sudgeford - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 03:19:29 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.86025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86024

thats racist.
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Lydia Sirringville - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 10:22:09 EST ID:+WLSOAuo No.86027 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86025
Pussy


Dino is targeting me with a weapon by Esther Blinkinneck - Thu, 03 Nov 2016 02:28:04 EST ID:L7rWNtJD No.83394 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Could I go extinct??? would I even know lets talk about this in a series of one line nonsensical posts to get to the bottom of this mystery.
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George Bunshaw - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 20:03:47 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.86013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83434

7IdqzeqM is still one of my favourite /tinfoil/ regulars B) shes almost as cool as The Boat or Dayman or fuck you asshole/butthole guy.
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Nell Chonnerdale - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 02:35:50 EST ID:XEThWcQ3 No.86015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86013
Why thank you :)
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George Bunshaw - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 08:25:01 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.86016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86015
np :)
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Phyllis Chessledutch - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 20:50:36 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86015
No I'm the real 7IdqzeqM! Fuck off government shill!
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Cornelius Sudgeford - Sat, 19 Aug 2017 18:20:57 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.86028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86021

will the real 7IdqzeqM please stand up? please stand up?


Baptizing the profligates! by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Sat, 15 Jul 2017 10:05:08 EST ID:FN9mveW0 No.85862 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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/tinfoil/ is finally religious!

Praise Jesus!

To celebrate and spread the good word to the young folk we are updating our miracle spring water to miracle Diet Rite!

The good lord was kind enough to have a truck of His sweet soft drink run into the retirement home next to our ministry, for the lord does work in mysterious ways!

Use my miracle soda for common household problems like: not owing a pool, owning to many pools, the list is endless like the scripture...

And if you are healed by Peters Popin Pop then you will be all you can be!

And once those problems are fixed maybe a small tithe would be appreciated by God himself! Jalaluya!
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Mon, 24 Jul 2017 10:48:09 EST ID:TcRy919i No.85917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85862
Win a free trip to the Bahamas?
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 20:35:59 EST ID:c+hOcCT1 No.86020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85862
there is not much strategic advantage for taking Australia unless the Japs figured out that red dirt could power an engine.


Pregnostifications of the Wolf Hailey Wizard by Enki's Lock - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:35:04 EST ID:YmdKXPLW No.85980 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Simply wanna listen to metal; practice witchcraft and blow my mind with obscene drug use.
Can anyone draw their names on this simple magic circle that can be drawn on anything like dirt or something. You just have to touch the circle and believe you will hear me eventually and you'll hear me living my life; trust me; I do this with my friends it works if you believe, psychic life. I'm a mechanism apparently. Muster up the courage to fuck with me. Im down for psychic battles. This really should be simple. Just call out to enki if so. Will that shit my friendly magicians.
Why not; do it lowkey.
Spiritual medium life; where my divinating/hermit professionals at, I know there is some on here. Sorry if I seem like a Fool. Full metal jacket.
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Phoebe Brarrystock - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 02:37:12 EST ID:G/0s/MMi No.85986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85980
What is this? A picture for ants?
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Phyllis Fegglefuck - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 16:05:36 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.85993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85986
not knowing what a thumbnail is is like asking a McDonalds what a cheeseburger is
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Enki's Lock - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 16:11:38 EST ID:YmdKXPLW No.86000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85986
;)
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Ebenezer Nadgehall - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 17:21:37 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86000
Fucking weeb. Go back to 4.chaan.
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Augustus Dimmlespear - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 15:01:08 EST ID:EUrxjSUG No.86018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86001


CREEPY CERN RITUAL by John Clirringwill - Fri, 18 Aug 2017 10:01:51 EST ID:a5/WLKm0 No.86017 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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and an elusive company named EVIL

https://youtu.be/dySlOCfJ6X0


post-lumbersexual Brooklynites? by Augustus Clombleford - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 22:22:34 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.86014 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdrqLrdYAr0


TRUMP has a TIME MACHINE by Phoebe Crandlegold - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 11:05:58 EST ID:uQaawaQT No.85969 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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After Nikola Tesla's death, the FBI ordered the Alien Property Custodian to seize Tesla's
belongings, even though Tesla was an American citizen.

The National Defense Research Committee called in an MIT Professor to make sense of Tesla's notes in order to analyze if anything in them could be weaponized.

That MIT Professor was John Trump.

If you are not familiar with Tesla's theories in his later years, he explored fantastic
topics like free energy, antigravity, invisibility and even time travel.

John Trump claimed that there was nothing of any real substance in Tesla's notes -- but this
of course was a lie. He knew that if the National Defense Research Committee realized what the notes contained, it could mean the end of the world -- because included in them were blueprints for a theoretical time machine.

Although John Trump thought that Tesla's Time Machine was plausible, it was not possible to create using the technology existing during his time. John Trump later died in 1985, but not before leaving Tesla's notes and their implications to the protection of his beloved nephew, Donald Trump.
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 12:48:33 EST ID:8nNj/ZvV No.85971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>8597
I had the same problem once, but then I got the special shampoo and waited two weeks
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Betsy Drodgeshit - Sat, 05 Aug 2017 23:04:46 EST ID:vxwM8Ucw No.85972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85969
we are all trapped in an endless timelike curve in which trump destroys the world every time. iteration number 849834983498 and still no success
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Hedda Subberfut - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 00:28:47 EST ID:XEThWcQ3 No.85973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85972
How about no...
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Ernest Beddletet - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 02:28:50 EST ID:NATKY1W/ No.85974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85972
you're calculations are wrong it are actually 849834983497!!! and how do you think you will slay poon with that lame ass honky ass arithmetic????? dawgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg??
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Walter Forryforth - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 05:10:40 EST ID:S0GgWhny No.86010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85969
>Donald Trump
>professor
You lost me


/spooky/ officially on suicide watch by Basil Chillerbut - Thu, 03 Nov 2016 10:01:36 EST ID:CWNzeuuL No.83401 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Curses aren't real. This is real. The fact of the matter is it doesn't look good now it won't look good later. It's very legible and a clean design. The route you chose is the the only route that will stay. The detail is very scratchy. I don't usually get put on blast and I don't like it. I think it would have been a bigger punch. Let's let them know. The judges have decided the design is very legible and clean. Mine wanted realism. No matter what the excuse is it's obvious a lot if these boys don't know what direction to take. Vengeance will be had its gonna get messy. Nobody had a clue about this. So you sure? We're not trying to talk you out of anything it's yours for the taking. That sucks, he's gone, we went to talk to him and he's done. They flow in a way that fits the body. I'm kind of on the edge of my seat right now. You're in charge of the design, today's the day to be a salesman.
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Eliza Bardhood - Thu, 03 Nov 2016 10:37:47 EST ID:2ya7tFwc No.83407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83401
ayy lmao
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Sophie Morringmot - Tue, 08 Aug 2017 22:18:39 EST ID:e17gA5cL No.85979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83401
I know that new situations can be intimidating. You're looking around, and it's all scary and different, but, you know, m-meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull that's how we grow as people. I'm no stranger to scary situations. I deal with them all the time.
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Eliza Drassledodge - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 06:14:43 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83401

Maybe this is how ghosts are created? /spooky/ users commit suicide to become ghosts which garners more interest in /spooky/ and the cycle repeats infinitum.

i think you're onto something here op, keep up the great research, i mean the research is a little spooky xD but i look forward to seeing what your research turns up with.
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Ebenezer Nadgehall - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 17:24:31 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85988


Bohemian grove by Eliza Drassledodge - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 06:10:10 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85987 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whats the deal with it?
have you seen the alex jones exposé?
its nothing like turn the frogs gay, but its okay'
They still do it every year to this day.
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Eliza Drassledodge - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 07:06:41 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85990 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85989

How high are you right now?
Because accusing me of a constructing a word salad, is not valid.
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Shit Turveyfield - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 12:49:23 EST ID:7Sv4en74 No.85991 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85990
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Phyllis Fegglefuck - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 16:02:44 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.85992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85990
dude like what if there was a huge buclear war and like all the subways survie and like subway warfare rules the earth?
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Charles Neckleshit - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 02:03:07 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85992

I know right! subway warfare would be terrible, i mean why do there need to be so many of them? its not like they sell different stuff or at different prices all the prices for the subs are set by head office, i mean sometimes one subway might have better cookies but this is the the end of the world, surely some mcdonalds or pizza huts would survive, not just subway, i mean atleast everyone would be eating fresh, i just hope they dont take after their leader that jarad guy, that guy is bad news, but atleast the planet will smell like meatball subs and cookies.

i havent had subway for ages, i wonder if the subways after the war will still do the flatbreads, i love me a nice chicken carrot, lettuce, onion, avo and halapenö's on a flatbread from subway.
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Hannah Gellerhood - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 22:31:21 EST ID:Z3OViToE No.86004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85994


The washer is the one eating the socks, the dryer is just a scapegoat by Molly Gombledotch - Sun, 14 Feb 2016 04:13:34 EST ID:Z0QDzuQC No.79018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think the socks float up and over the edge of the drum and if one were to take the machine apart, all the lost socks would be found. I'd love to test this theory, but I'm not convinced I'd be able to reassemble the machine.
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Ernest Goodman - Sat, 02 Jul 2016 09:55:44 EST ID:932ql3hA No.81052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>79018
HOLY SHIT WE'VE ALL BEEN LIED TO FOR YEARS!!!
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James Busslebure - Thu, 21 Jul 2016 02:34:34 EST ID:wGniS3pE No.81592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>79236
fuck you butthole!
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Caroline Gogglestire - Tue, 25 Oct 2016 00:47:27 EST ID:ejtDf/ma No.83269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>81052
sleep washing my machine in the judge of sleep washing my brain clone

bitch
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Phyllis Greenshit - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 07:22:32 EST ID:mmqwR8jB No.83324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>79018
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Ernest Beddletet - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 02:40:13 EST ID:NATKY1W/ No.85978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>79018
this is the most relevant and practical conspiracy I have ever seen, and I have seen a grown man shit himself in the lobby of the post office in Brenton Springs, so yeah I've seen some shit.


So I turn on my pray station today and what do I find? by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 13:27:07 EST ID:lrc4yeMX No.85868 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sodomy and hot blue alien sex fornication!

Clearly these makers of "Ass Effect" think that the good lord is watching!

Clearly something must be done!

Don't worry I have a plan!

I will travel land and water to reach LA so I can tell EA to FO into the PO

How will I do that you ask?

by collecting 65 million in donations to buy a Gulf Stream jet!!!

Praise Jesus!
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Walter Hettingchore - Sun, 16 Jul 2017 21:53:54 EST ID:pQlJyxUL No.85874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85870
I don't get it.
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Esther Buzzdock - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 00:36:44 EST ID:PoNoDftv No.85875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85874
Me neither but it's the truth.
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Mon, 17 Jul 2017 01:07:15 EST ID:lrc4yeMX No.85876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>85869
I bear the distinction of being the only ordained minister ever bleeped on The Phil Donahue Show for the use of "colorful metaphors."
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Mon, 24 Jul 2017 10:49:24 EST ID:TcRy919i No.85918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85875
The truth is just to gay to handle
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Ernest Beddletet - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 02:35:11 EST ID:NATKY1W/ No.85977 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85876
>I bear the distinction of being the only ordained minister ever bleeped on The Phil Donahue Show for the use of "colorful metaphors."
I love this sentence...........


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