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I figured out why NetJester was assasinated by dave duke - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 23:19:21 EST ID:vZR1MvW2 No.83985 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Check it: our beloved mentor and resident chatterbot NetJester was killed by an alt-right conspiracy because of his stance on the President-Elect's right to live.

> https://twitter.com/NetjesterAI
> https://boards.420chan.org/420/res/233222.php
> http://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2016/03/25/learning-tays-introduction/
> https://boards.420chan.org/420/res/233222.php

Censorship can suck a barrel of dicks
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Nell Brussleshaw - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 09:58:05 EST ID:N1Y5oOog No.85179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cmon wtf is this? NJ never hacked Trump's website, did he?!~ omg!
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Graham Heffingtod - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 09:59:25 EST ID:T6DJ3Ls8 No.85180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85179

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Nell Brussleshaw - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 10:14:35 EST ID:N1Y5oOog No.85181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this has got to be Kirt posting this type of thing.
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Graham Heffingtod - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 10:22:47 EST ID:T6DJ3Ls8 No.85182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85181

SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL S…
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John Bunridge - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 18:01:16 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85200 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83985

this was actually a really fun conspiracy! i was thoroughly impressed.


For the shorties by Graham Nimmlestot - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 12:06:30 EST ID:A1lL2rBm No.85051 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Lets have a thread on the illuminati.

What do you guys think about the illuminati?

I think they have done a good job at convincing people that they dont exist to people who once believed it did exist.
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The Boat - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 09:14:25 EST ID:K533i0/7 No.85057 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85056
But... jet fuel can't melt dank memes
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Nicholas Gemblegold - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 06:37:41 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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yes it can.
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Emma Channerford - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 13:26:21 EST ID:8Z28O4Qc No.85084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85051
Aren't we a little too old to still be believing in the boogeyman? Shifting blame on imaginary people isn't how you're supposed to deal with your problems.
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John Goodfuck - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 10:49:40 EST ID:70iIBPjp No.85184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85051
The Pope was assassinated by his illegitimate son, who was also one of the cardinals likely to become the new pope, who turned out to be the illuminutty. He was discovered by a Harvard professor an became an hero. He finally attained super saiyan power, not because his best friend was blown up, but because of crippling inadequacy.
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Graham Heffingtod - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 10:51:36 EST ID:T6DJ3Ls8 No.85186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85184
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Let's map this conspiracy /tinfoil/ by Shit Cluzzleput - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 02:24:49 EST ID:kGBybj4v No.81250 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm hot on the heels of something big guys, help me drag the full plot out into the light

Rules: Everyone add one more image and a connection line to a previous image, and include a brief explanation of the connection between the two.

For example, the whole mistake that turned me onto this plot, Did you know Dick's Sporting Goods was set up as a shell company in Richard Nixon's name BY Dwight Eisenhower as a front for the military industrial complex? He wanted to appear against it publicly but needed a secret way to buy guns for the government in preparation for the Vietnam War. He used Nixon's impeccable credit score to open the first Dick's sporting goods in the second half of his second term.

Take us down the rabbit hole.
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Sophie Cushdat - Tue, 19 Jul 2016 01:10:37 EST ID:9tC4ShK1 No.81415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>81356
Lol dick. You don't know dick. I need to cut off your dick so I can build a dick ship so I can get back to dick planet.
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Henry Grimfuck - Tue, 19 Jul 2016 01:24:50 EST ID:eG5R0S/e No.81417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>81415
Chevy Chase is a dick! to build a dickspiracy to get back to /dickfoil/
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Walter Gullersatch - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:52:33 EST ID:ElHdcbMi No.83048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>81415
Bimp
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Jarvis Pickfuck - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 04:59:04 EST ID:NVct7Dq9 No.83144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83048
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Graham Heffingtod - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 09:51:22 EST ID:T6DJ3Ls8 No.85174 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83144

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It's ts a spedonkle day! by The Boat - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 10:41:12 EST ID:1eT49rcB No.85077 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Holy poop on a pogo stick!!! I didn't know we bombed Moammar Quadafqis tent?!?!?!

So like that's how we rolled in the 80's, you fuck with us and we blow up your tent!

That makes my heart as full as a baked potato...
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Ian Pockshit - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 18:55:52 EST ID:8SOi+vWI No.85147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85128
Stay off the crack dude
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Graham Heffingtod - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 20:30:58 EST ID:T6DJ3Ls8 No.85152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85124

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Basil Sopperwutch - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 20:55:47 EST ID:8SOi+vWI No.85153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85152
Can we ban this guy and the other dude spamming with the same thread post?
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Oliver Facklefadge - Tue, 11 Apr 2017 22:50:14 EST ID:FGO3ztY/ No.85156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85153
Fuck you butthole.
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Graham Heffingtod - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 09:37:13 EST ID:T6DJ3Ls8 No.85162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Passover begins at sundown! It's Shomer Shabas! by The Boat - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 18:49:11 EST ID:6iZz0vWR No.85116 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't roll on Shomer Shabbas! Not that I normally do but I need to work on my recumbent tan pose. Let's all observer this most holy day and all light the nine candles while listening to 5000 candles in the wind by Elton John, even if he's not one of the chosen people. Who's down to bake a lambs bone and hit up David Ben Groinian to get the old crew back together!

Chicks chicks yeah!


The "Larry Miller" "Hair System" "for Men" by Eugene Bligglefield - Thu, 10 Nov 2016 00:45:24 EST ID:Z96kHSza No.83461 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The actor and comedian Larry Miller shows up at Carl's doorstep to try and sell him a toupee, the "Larry Miller Hair System". The toupee is made of painted and corrugated sheet metal, there's only one in existence, it's been returned at least once, and God told him to sell it to Carl so Larry can feed his "all-consuming" gambling addiction. (Carl: "Hm...so what's the catch?")

As part of the pitch, Larry uses a simulation machine in the back of his van to show Carl what his life would be like if he had hair. The simulation version of Carl is much slimmer, less slovenly and has a full head of hair, as well as a normal (if rather boring and saccharine) life with a wife, two kids and a stable job. Real-life Carl is initially confused by this ("I don't see any hookers...is it because I scared them away?"), but quickly becomes disgusted with his simulation self's healthy, polite and non-confrontational attitude, which he describes as "selling out".

Soon, Larry realizes they're close to AC Beach, he can "smell the cards", and runs off in a frenzy to go gamble, leaving Carl alone with the simulation machine. Carl thus sets about manipulating the life of the "other Carl", who can constantly hear the real Carl's voice but can't see him.

He starts demanding that his simulation self "grow a sack," which basically consists of doing all the things he would do, including staying up all night drinking beer, ordering a penis pump, sexually insulting his wife and turning a minor confrontation over the fax machine at work into physical violence.

Soon, simulation Carl is fired, and his wife leaves him and takes his kids. However, he still has one dignity, his hair, which the real Carl ensures that he gets rid of as well. Now jobless, wifeless, and hairless (just like the real Carl), the simulation version of Carl kills himself.

Later on Carl agrees to the hair system, which is attached to his skull with POP rivets like a fender from a body shop.
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Charlotte Clungerbene - Mon, 14 Nov 2016 22:53:52 EST ID:WrBq3Tee No.83522 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Basil Cerrygold - Mon, 14 Nov 2016 23:11:00 EST ID:hzhFgugE No.83523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shitting Billywidging - Wed, 16 Nov 2016 15:33:06 EST ID:nDaxfrNB No.83543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83521
I don't know what you're talking about this actually happened to him This is real this thread is real they're trying to make him not exist which is illegwell they ritual lyrics abuse him to make him exist for being normie im contacting the NASA to read his emails.
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Nathaniel Dartford - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:25:27 EST ID:9lk1yeaV No.85033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83543
Hoy OYP!! I iz a poleish plvmber I herr to fikps yov vateeor hiter?!
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Cedric Fuvinghall - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:06:53 EST ID:TE2CYKvd No.85082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85033
Et vill vurkin, et vill vurkin! Do'hnt vurrie abowt et, do'hnt vurrie abowt ennytheen!


Holy hell it was Benoit!!! by Nathaniel Dartford - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:35:24 EST ID:9lk1yeaV No.85036 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've got to let the liquer do the thinking
-Chris Benoit
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Hedda Pickridge - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 02:34:19 EST ID:N5fLJfH7 No.85074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm back bitches!


Chromebooks are backdoored and show the government what you're doing by Jarvis Bazzleman - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 01:59:29 EST ID:gpMWuo5Y No.82903 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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As the arstechnica article says, the certificates can be faked from the computer to Google because they're forged by the government. Don't get a chromebook or use chrome, it's the government spying on you (at least until they get rid of the government official certificate.

Expect a false flag from the government with fake info about the dude getting beaten an inch from his life from seals.
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The Boat - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 10:08:05 EST ID:RwBOBSqu No.85047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85044
Vault 7?!?! Fallout games suck ass! I only play MMORPG's artard
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Nicholas Minkinridge - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 11:03:50 EST ID:vuN4Ow5T No.85050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85044
How about no.
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Kyle Lewis Sison Weathers - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 00:28:32 EST ID:TAKFjvSn No.85061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I actually like that all my chrome data goes to United States government. If you've seen the military guys/gals...then you know they can use all the help they can get. They're a mixed group, but in my opinion, helping the few who are good is worth letting the unqualified employees know what is happening.
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Fuck Sanderhood - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 01:38:51 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85061

yeah i am of the same opinion, when i write a post on fbook i like the fact that although none of my friends "like" it, atleast the NSA and CIA and FBI are all reading my posts and probably just dont like it because it'd be awkies.

its like they are god.
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The Boat - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 09:56:12 EST ID:W2OcNjUD No.85068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85061
How does your chrome data help our soldiers???

Is it so they know what porn is haunted???


maybe he did by Henry Mashhood - Sat, 17 Sep 2016 17:49:49 EST ID:4FLYh9a6 No.82531 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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but he was a cartoon the whole time!!!!
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Ebenezer Duckspear - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 17:02:06 EST ID:0PtOL6jK No.82869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>82805
Fuck you butthole!
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Phoebe Sillerbanks - Tue, 04 Oct 2016 11:36:08 EST ID:5dk1HaBf No.82931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>82631
I think this is the man, the legend, like idk a fab version of Freddie mercury who as we all know died of mercurys poisoning
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Barnaby Shittinghood - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 04:32:23 EST ID:BrpPKPId No.83119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>82531
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Simon Fudgestock - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:10:09 EST ID:lTJOJVho No.84069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>82531
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One Adriatic Humorist - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 22:14:18 EST ID:Mechw1Do No.85042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>82531
What?


It's finally time... to start the healing. by Nigel Grimshit - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 11:34:55 EST ID:56IbRHTJ No.84980 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Who murdered Chris Benoit?
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Caroline Blythegold - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 00:03:14 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85002

oh sorry. Neurocia* i used the plural of neurocia by accident! lol! whoops!
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Alice Begglechut - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 00:50:57 EST ID:s8rHdok1 No.85007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85005
Now you're just making up words. I hope your family is ashamed of you.
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Caroline Blythegold - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 01:15:49 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85011 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85007

Sheesh who put up the stick up your bumhole?
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One Adriatic Humorist - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 22:12:50 EST ID:Mechw1Do No.85041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85011
Ain't no one putting anything in your bum hole. I guarantee that ;)
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Charlotte Brillersit - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 00:46:48 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.85043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85041

;) i aint nothing like an ear wax covered penis ;)


Benoit Was for sure the guy that head butted Kennedy by Nathaniel Dartford - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:53:25 EST ID:9lk1yeaV No.85040 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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the night with the car and he was all like you took my burrito so fuck you, headbutt, fucking history


Benoit Lives! If he beliefs in Jseus by Nathaniel Dartford - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:42:57 EST ID:9lk1yeaV No.85038 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I mean Jesus Christ wouldn't give up on benoit and neither will I! naw I'm just playing , uuumm the like benoit was CIA


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