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The 58th flavor of Hienz ketchup by Vajeana Hurtz - Wed, 20 Dec 2017 00:07:58 EST ID:hCfoVY4O No.87026 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Lore holds it that knights formed an ancient order to protect it.
Columbus sailed to the New World to hide it.
The founding fathers believed it was to powerful for any one man.
now a wacky step dad try's to bond with his long lost step son on a fishing trip, all laughs aboard for "Ketchup ya Later" starting Ice Cube and the fat kid from 2 and a half men, this summer the laughs have never been cheaper!

Finally a plan to save /tinfoil/ by Vajeana Hurtz - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:49:35 EST ID:+e3tQYx6 No.87004 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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"Don't worry; I have a plan. For the past century I've been seeding book publishers with the idea of writing self-help books with names like '... For Dummies' and 'An Idiot's Guide to ...', and I invested in a manufacturing company in the Ikea Norse Hive when it was called 'Sweden'. Centuries later these and many other ideas will bear fruit in a push-button, turnkey, E-Z Bake oven colony procedure tool I will call "THE STANDARD TEMPLATE CONSTRUCT" and it will enable the most humble among us to reap the benefit of the stars!"
"... E-Z Bake oven, your highness?"
"Ah, an idea before your time. Actually not one of mine; clever little thing. I liked the frosting that came with the cake mixes."

ok I admit I fucked up my toastie but beware!

Weather reports are showing that urban I see rain by Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 22:32:51 EST ID:AjiBtyS4 No.86999 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Like if it's wet outside it's gonna or is rain
This is real weather man no make up
A phone is not a balloon
How do you plan for day is day and night is night
Because there is no sunlight at night hold us on earth
If you look up you fall off earth
That is why shoe are made of plastic or rubber and why baseball shoes have tiny nails in them to stop mentally retarded people for coming off the ground.
Hugh Pagglefuck - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 03:30:02 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87000 Ignore Report Quick Reply

too deep OP. you must get all the laydies.
Cyril Farrydane - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 03:46:52 EST ID:MpBA6bv9 No.87001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Double trips, sweet!

What's if I give I to up and let you down??? by Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 03:35:10 EST ID:AjiBtyS4 No.86996 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Wyatts dish are so high you know TV is a rip off and you know it's far as I'm concerned you know radio is biased comic relief died a few years ago and I Mina comedies not really very funny anymore because you know there's just there's too much alcohol I mean you know it's never enough so there's always too much and you know that's why these comedy clubs have a two drink minimum

I just saw Star Wars the last Jedi and I approve you know I mean I think it's really quite a fan fantastic of motion picture or you know I mean I was really Coleman Faneuil Scott the infinity gauntlet before I can't miss ever dean you know she fired the arrow straight into the the board cube and then it just blew up and I thought that was to tits I mean it was amazing.

later after several severe blows to the head I'm headed to work my way to a bar but they apparently just been clock for selling alcohol to minors so you know I was like well where do I go to get the farmers bar and they hit me over the head with a bottle stole my wallet and yeah how they put my phone somewhere I don't want to mention it was my butt.

You know I think he is really got a conundrum on their hands after the Star Wars battlefront Abarca let me know you know after this I was just like oh you know me and you know it it it's just you know I mean they lost so much money and it's like going to be it's going to be bad but more than that you know it's like you know they're there just going to be debilitated with shame and they're just going to temple up in a ball like a dying star and just collapse on the pavement tell her it's like a liquid case to fail tell the stocks into the cracks and compasses of the concrete trying to find equilibrium with their weird destroy sense of self righteousness or something out parking now.
Cedric Gossleman - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 08:41:16 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86997 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Dont worry about it OP! its christmas! just smile and dont worry about it :)
Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 20:55:16 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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THE DEEP WEB by Flying V - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:41:01 EST ID:/BGtAAlC No.86991 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I understand its real, im wondering whats going on with it like is it really consistent of 96% of all web information? Is this where the illuminati and like groups communicate? Is this how all the real criminals keep tabs on things and set things up? If so how do we access this? its obviously difficult or everyone would do it but just how do you get started on finding all these sites and information?
Cedric Nicklefield - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 21:57:49 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.86992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hamilton Chedgeway - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 23:51:43 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86993 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you can access it through tor and there is supposed to be a more secure thing to access it fish or something idk.

you can get to most sites via the hidden wiki, then through there you can communicate from people and its basically just like old school internet back in the 90s before google where most search engine results were useless and you'd need to dig through 10 or so pages for dat goood sheeet.

Its not where the illuminati are, the illuminati are on the normal web hidden in plain sight. its mostly just a kewl kids klub, where you can buy drugs and other various things.

The last thing you want people to see is that you might have something to hide, if you remain on the "clearweb" then you are less suspicious unless you start spittin sum real troof on /tinfoil/ then you get shillbombed by the russians and cia trying to cover up the truth because its unpalatable.
Cedric Nicklefield - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:00:47 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.86994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ummm my hair dressers cousins windshield wiper repairman attempted to attend a speaker colloquium on the history of google, however he was turned down due to the fact that he went to community college
Hannah Fedgehane - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 06:01:14 EST ID:hlRlK3oQ No.86995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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End of The World or some Shit? by Frederick Picklelock - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 18:25:15 EST ID:BvhcAgxe No.86943 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Well the Antichrist has declared Jerusalem the true capital of Isreal. What comes next, plagues or something?
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Vajeana Hurtz - Mon, 11 Dec 2017 03:17:45 EST ID:4bV1+P+X No.86956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My incarcerated former business partners gay niece's retarded partner believed in Jesus.
Nigel Smallson - Mon, 11 Dec 2017 19:28:51 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86957 Ignore Report Quick Reply

thats a shame, it always sucks to believe in someone when they are consistently a "d-bag" and never help themselves. I think jesus needed to stop being a fuckin hippie, cut his hair, shave his beard and get a real job.
Walter Pellerlock - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 19:21:45 EST ID:W7Xo6J2D No.86979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>What comes next, plagues or something?
Well, we can already check off the one about a plague of frogs, right?
Wesley Grimridge - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 14:22:26 EST ID:frp/O02Z No.86987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That's the exact part where this timeline diverged from the apocalypse one. I made a pact with Baal once when I was on the brink of death, promised I would help ushering in the apocalypse. Became a vessel for Kek, was sorta possessed by it going all "kekekeke" in the hospital. Unleashed him on the internet without fully realizing it even a year later, just kept repeating "kek", I wanted it to replace "lel" which was very popular at the time. I had a strange eery feeling about it all. Anyway I supposed to be backed into a corner involving a certain psychokiller which I am unsure of how exactly he came to find me, there was a sense like he spied on me or something. Anyway it was supposed to like a coinflip where each side Baal would win, I would die and the story of it would have killed the chans. This is where Kek's trickery comes in and the coin landed on its edge and I took an impossible third route where none of those happen. Beating Baal at his own game. The true intricacies of this plot, have for more many details which frankly I rather not share, playing with hellfire here just telling what I did here. Anyway why tell this story? Well I am certain beyond anything that this is the good timeline, the one you want to be in. It's a calculated plot, Baals simulations never predicted such an outcome, 1 in a pentillian chance. One of those strange parody universes where the frog wins. Things will get cartooney as shit. I don't know what Trump's game is, but I wouldn't worry about ww3
May god have mercy on my soul
Rawbooty Girlyman - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 16:50:24 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tinfoil literacy test by Fucking Fupperhutch - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 17:00:04 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86923 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ok I need to know if the mongoloids that inhabit this page can actually read so here is a test:

Try to identify the literary quotes below:

>we happy few, we band of brothers!

>who wrote "War and Peace"

>"down power line, ride the whip"

>"when in the course of human events..."

Now score yourself
100% = Your average human
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Jenny Chorringnit - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 04:00:33 EST ID:tl6y8aes No.86925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nigga, u gay..
Vajeana Hurtz - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 14:43:27 EST ID:AtnokeE9 No.86977 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Steel vaginas

Is Outback Steakhouse a Satanic Cult? by Augustus Shittingville - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 01:10:24 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.86918 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I can't even... this shit is crazy
why will people believe anything?
Reuben Sammerfuck - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 02:40:32 EST ID:gLuTJj4h No.86939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Can't you make a pentagram from any five non-collinear points?
Simon Dongerwell - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 04:58:22 EST ID:zFCLzjVS No.86946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All I know is that their blooming onion made me have to shit my insides out for days so something isn't right about those demonic things
Walter Clammlemune - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 16:09:35 EST ID:gLuTJj4h No.86954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think that it's just a very large amount of grease and frying oils.
Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 18:39:17 EST ID:4bV1+P+X No.86955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So my blood pressure is not due manstration??? Or Satan???
Yeah I know it rhymes because I'm a certain famous wrestler
Rebecca Gobberville - Mon, 11 Dec 2017 20:16:43 EST ID:UkaR6Pot No.86958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
GTFO of here you fucking shill, no one cares about your shitty Youtube channel.

Eat science to soon after swimming on a full sandwich? by Vajeana Hurtz - Sun, 10 Dec 2017 02:33:15 EST ID:4bV1+P+X No.86952 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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And she died from an angry hymen

Puzzlin' Evidence by Samuel Bepperfuck - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 13:32:27 EST ID:mt5P2Ke6 No.86948 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you ever run out of kleenex, paper towels, and toilet paper at the SAME TIME!?

Charlotte Panningshit - Fri, 08 Dec 2017 19:40:00 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.86949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that everything I do... I do it foooooor yooooouu.......

what ever happened to Brian Adams?
Rawbooty Girlyman - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 00:46:38 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Do you ever spill your beer on your keyboard then proceed to smash it on concrete when it doesn't work?I have...
Ian Hembledock - Sat, 09 Dec 2017 14:10:36 EST ID:38fXCC7w No.86951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ding Dong Bannu!

Dark Souls general thread by Martin Worthingspear - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 16:58:59 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86933 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So The game is hard and you know it really really precludes are a lot of people playing so called a Normie is the NFL and arm wall wall it's not you know it it's great it's very gray and I am here always hard and you know you find the first thing and then you're like all five the news just all the goddamn Cheat Codes and the console commands and yeah .

When you go along and you know like a blood-borne that was you know that that was like good you know I mean I'm sure like you're all in all it was good you know I mean all I have it never opened it but it was good me an a hole and a dark souls two was your how it was OK it was your good you know it was good and I think it was good so am you know it was good and they're in there is just so much to do and that the DLC oh my God you know I mean I I just can't get off and less I have to pay and asked The Wikipedia.

but mainly I'm in the point I mainly getting at is that are you know if you have a diet and nutrition is what we really need to play this game I mean if you're sitting there drinking Mountain Dew you naked play call duty you can play halo you know if you're eating chips and you know you got a layoff the salty foods burn a third of a gram of fat and you know but if you wanna play dark souls you need protein pace do you need apples you need fruits of various kinds.

basically the end all weapons of the game is just to Helbert I mean it's you know it's the air does a lot of good it works well it be you know you can just you you can make it work and like mixing and matching you know it's not really a no it's it's fun it's getting out to go or anything or straw boots around but you know if it's got the right kind of thing over edit it works and you know why there's no went well and in less you're planning on line with you and I'll let let's just not even go there .

OK fine I'll go there the offline is just the worst part of the whole game I mean like you know I mean it doesn't even give you Internet to hook up to homey in the home and I eat with steak so like how my supposed to already have enemies the fuck do you scan and just have it work but no you …
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Graham Pockshit - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 23:37:01 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86935 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have this on the PS3 :) it was pretty fun but such a time sink, i way prefer GTA5. i also have "demon souls" which was the original that dark souls copied from i think. its pretty different though but its kind of similar. (pic related)
DAYMAN !8L9xzBziUY - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 02:06:48 EST ID:rMj2oxuD No.86938 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm surprised they even let people buy them in kangaroo land considering how violent they are...
Graham Pockshit - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 05:47:15 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86940 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Well, Australia is a convict colony after all ;)
DAYMAN !8L9xzBziUY - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 14:44:56 EST ID:u3cXqugM No.86941 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Graham Pockshit - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 17:32:54 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86942 Ignore Report Quick Reply

awww that is so cute teddy bears and rainbows!! aww! is the japanese head censored because its being used a penis in japan?

I mean for fucks sake google wants to put nano bots in our brains! by Ebenezer Chasslebit - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 00:14:06 EST ID:I8UhGVSW No.86099 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup little shittler your a fuckin dog, you dumb shit motherfucker, i hope you enjoy hate mail you queer little gay tard fucking piece of shit love scuba steve my number can be fund her # 8675309 you are not billy mays you queeer little shit stain im clify b mo fo you dumb little cumt i hapt you with asia lve
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Priscilla Sinnernotch - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:07:48 EST ID:6WrPufM6 No.86198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think you missed the part where the boy became the dayman and RIPPED OUT THE BEATING HEART OF THE NIGHTMAN! HE FUCKING SHOT ANTONIO COLD BLANK!
DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:52:41 EST ID:0HjnM+sW No.86199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah! But It can never wash away the pain of how bad the movie Lord Jim was, truly the low point of our species....
Nicholas Hurringdale - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 21:15:54 EST ID:VXASTJlI No.86924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's just microchips to give you access to your job's facilities...
AtheistScum8 - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 06:03:46 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
W E L O V E U 2 dw
Rawbooty Girlyman - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 19:46:19 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I ate up jehovah like a retard
I am the king fishy

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