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Could this bee the consiracy of our 10110111001110111? by Charlotte Gogglenitch - Wed, 21 Dec 2016 02:40:42 EST ID:ernfOH4a No.83931 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaBNrDAxOJY


This is amazing by Barry B Benson - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 21:47:38 EST ID:deo9wO7K No.83869 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Barry Bee Benson Bouncing to the sweet tune of Sugar Sugar by the archies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THktZi7edSw&
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The Boat - Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:36:46 EST ID:iWkOHcD1 No.83921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83869
This can't be true?
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The Boat - Tue, 20 Dec 2016 10:37:53 EST ID:iWkOHcD1 No.83922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83921
Can it really bee???


I'm not sure who to be afraid of here. by !tLNZv8nhQE - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 19:22:05 EST ID:s6NF84Wt No.83731 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You tell me what's wrong with this picture.
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!t3rjKI/QWY - Tue, 06 Dec 2016 01:13:32 EST ID:s6NF84Wt No.83750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83731
Well none of them are wearing gloves...
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Sophie Dablingfuck - Tue, 06 Dec 2016 01:25:41 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83750

Damn! you're right! that'll be in the IMDB trivia section when the movie is released thats for sure. some wardrobe manager is going to get fired whoopsie!
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The Boat - Tue, 06 Dec 2016 14:16:12 EST ID:YU8cYAkr No.83753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83750
Every chef ever warms up the pattys in their supple thighs... science just hasn't found another way
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hescher - Tue, 20 Dec 2016 01:17:11 EST ID:cLhjo46H No.83918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ultimate conspiritard and pure rock furer neil fallon
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hescher - Tue, 20 Dec 2016 01:18:16 EST ID:cLhjo46H No.83919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83918
he said i have seen them
i said ok its yors


I didn't like the bee movie by Edwin Hubblesun - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 00:29:45 EST ID:kX/5BttQ No.83888 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It was a piece of shit!

Antz was better

BULLSHIT A BUGS LIFE IS A RIP OFF OF IT!!!!!!!
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Doris Blirrypudge - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 03:03:14 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83892

I have seen it as a matter of fack, you, you, you... rude person whom i kinda like but not as much as other people, but still think of fondly just not as much. its the one that speeds up every time they say bee right? lasts about 7 minutes? has that person from that sitcom in it? Kramer?
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The Boat - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 10:39:21 EST ID:LVVu/L7I No.83894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83893
That's not the movie, that's weird YouTubery, the real movie is filled with love and loss, heartbreak and triumph, truly the citizen Kane of our generation.

>in one part the main bee dates a chick with man hands and overcomes discrimination to free the slaves from the evil emperor and his all girl sex orgy.
>in another scene George try's to get fried but ends up stealing the World Series trophy
>in the finale Jerry and Cramer try to get the recipe to soup from the evil restaurantur that will bring balance to the force, make half-life 3 happen and make anime real.

Truly a modern masterpiece...
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Doris Blirrypudge - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 17:57:53 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83894

oh yeah! i remember now! What would i do without you boatie?
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The Boat - Mon, 19 Dec 2016 00:03:29 EST ID:7uqiFaf1 No.83904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83897
Probably buy a Wisconsin cheese hat and fill a garage full of hockey crap
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Henry Sammerdug - Mon, 19 Dec 2016 00:42:39 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83904
i think you're right, thats exactly what i'd do. never leave me, my love, the envisioned future without you is just too much to bare, i need you.


bee all you can bee! by Basil Serringbury - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 00:28:07 EST ID:eijXs1/v No.83887 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYqX852SSp0
whao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2u1okdh0_o
yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnyGsmC_JW4
Kickstart my heart!


lets make this thread the crown jewel in the Bear Sterns empire by Augustus Bettingshit - Thu, 15 Dec 2016 01:48:40 EST ID:lHggs5y/ No.83852 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'll start.
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Basil Serringbury - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 00:25:00 EST ID:eijXs1/v No.83886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS5PvJUZnzA


why is this movie so insane!??!!?!?! by Basil Serringbury - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 00:22:43 EST ID:eijXs1/v No.83885 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLJvgdIaZjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVvSGBsRfgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-HWhqjAfjA

I go to home depot on the weekends to help people!!!! I was run out!!!


Like what happened to the Benoit threads? by Priscilla Pepperstone - Fri, 02 Dec 2016 13:49:40 EST ID:ElHdcbMi No.83689 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did they an hero? Or is Benoitbers still alive in or hearts and all our souls!

"You're My Heart, You're My Soul"

Deep in my heart - there's a fire - a burning heart
Deep in my heart - there's desire - for a start
I'm dying in emotion
It's my world in fantasy
I'm living in my, living in my dreams

You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll keep it shining everywhere I go
You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll be holding you forever
Stay with you together
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Frederick Goodforth - Fri, 02 Dec 2016 19:48:18 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83691 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83689

I think they realised its more fun to exist under a veil of seriousness.
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Sidney Sebberforth - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 02:54:37 EST ID:YGfVqYgF No.83836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83691
Chris Benoit should be brought back to life to fight hulk Hogan, winner gets redeemed of their sins
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The Boat - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 22:17:48 EST ID:AlDWWPGR No.83860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83836
Or Paula Dean and Hulk Hogan could fight to the death in front of the NAACP, winner gets unracistified for life and gets a $25 gift card to Chilli's to go :)


Oh no! there's some shit going drown! by Augustus Clullerpock - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 01:41:07 EST ID:7U55+w0K No.83854 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Water've we gotten ourselves into now?
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Augustus Lightshaw - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 03:24:26 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83854

Oh no whats happened?
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Wouldn't you like to know - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 09:51:40 EST ID:Gjrjv1dV No.83856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83855
Wouldn't you like to know. Cool kids only so get the fuck out of our thread
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The Archmage - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 14:18:08 EST ID:eawCQLTO No.83857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83854
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Augustus Lightshaw - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 18:57:23 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83856

:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g


I just learned from the history page by Cedric Tillingstock - Wed, 02 Dec 2015 23:57:25 EST ID:mIhr+s03 No.77954 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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that the new roman empire just declared Wikipedia a dictatorship, what the fuck?!

this is the link they posted most of their shit is in latin though

http://www.novaroma.org/nr/Dictatorial_edicta_MMDCCLXVIII

Are these guys for real? or has anyone heard about them before? or is this some kind of internet larping gone mad
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Cedric Bleddlebut - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 17:18:07 EST ID:V4DWT2ZV No.83672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>81686
Fuck you shill
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Jack Dundlesotch - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 03:00:47 EST ID:QTrrBsXP No.83841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>78798
EVERYTHING'S FINE DON'T LISTEN TO ME JUST KEEP PARTYING DON'T LISTEN TO ME AT ALL!
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Shitting Fimmleworth - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 07:20:24 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83841

Thats A Wizard you quoting there boyo, we dont appreciate wizards around these parts ya here?
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The Archmage - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 15:41:56 EST ID:qcztWaKO No.83847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83842
Shut the fuck up normie scum
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The Boat - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 17:44:11 EST ID:PQ7cVJBf No.83848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83847
That's it I'm... Boating... for birdie. Lol get it? Like voting but I said Boating, haha classic total classic!


So I found this: by Rebecca Tillingwell - Tue, 13 Dec 2016 22:14:24 EST ID:KwiIXOvT No.83830 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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And it seems like the guy is serious and actually has a PhD in international politics.

http://exopolitics.org/german-secret-societies-nuked-martians-built-slave-colonies-with-u-s-corporations/
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Shitting Fimmleworth - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 09:59:31 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83834

Stuffu.

>>82844
Im with you, conspiracy theories are loads of fun.
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The Boat - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 10:52:25 EST ID:PQ7cVJBf No.83846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83845
And how... does that make you feel?
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Shitting Semblestock - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 19:14:53 EST ID:7IdqzeqM No.83849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83846

.. h-h-how does it make me feel?
no one... no one has ever asked me that before, thank you boatie.
I dont really know how to express my feelings into words, i mean it makes me feel kind of alright to like conspiracy theories, i like it, it feels nice holding onto the probability that something might be real, that maybe what we're seeing isnt the entire truth, maybe there are aliens! maybe there are plans for a world government, maybe sandy hook was a false flag, maybe 9/11 was does by muslims and was blamed on the jews and bush to get americans on the side of the muslims.

Its kind of hard to explain, it reminds me of this time i was walking along my city streets and i was wearing these raggy converse where the bottom had begun to form a hole and it was raining so i slipped over, then some guy comes up to me and puts his finger through the hole in my shoe and starts tickling my feet, he picks me up and holds me tight, real tight, i can smell his breath, i can barley move and he puts his tounge down my throat and although i kind of dont like it i kind of do, he let me go and grabbed me by the hand and we ran together, the rain continued to fall, heavier and heavier.
As we continued to run hand in hand we came upon a lake, he let go of my hand and held me by my shoulders, caressing my hair out of my face and smiling at me, he looked torn, like he was between a rock and a hard surface. he turned away from me, as the moon was beginning to rise, he turned back "i need to tell you something my love" he said in a wispy tone, puzzled i look at his back, trying to get him to look back at me "wh...what is it my love?" i stammer, waiting for him to say he is homosexual and only likes me because im ugly and therefore have no standards. He turns back to look at me "in high school, i was a champion swimmer, i was the best in my district, but the science club didnt like me because i was a jock and they cursed me, so one day i was resting at the side of the pool and felt a prick, i turned and seen this science geek stabbing a needle into me, and now everytime the full moon rises..... i transform... i... change".

His story took so long by the time he had just fi…
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The Boat - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 23:04:21 EST ID:PQ7cVJBf No.83850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>83849
I could not have said it better myself, bravo sir
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The Archmage - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 23:52:28 EST ID:mVHpkWG7 No.83851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83849
Tl;dr


Where the Chris Benoit threads a false flag? by Hedda Sarringtedge - Sun, 10 Jul 2016 20:47:14 EST ID:/SDwQABv No.81216 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think it was the mods who made the threads to try to trick everyone into off topic discussion on this board. They clear have many many ulterior and interior motives and crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
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Tarsty - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 14:27:53 EST ID:Mm9QXc43 No.81896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>81894
Oh shit it's A Wizard!!!! Van this prick!!! Ban him! Ban him! Oh shit I got you good you burger punk!!
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Ezender Rodrigu - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 16:27:21 EST ID:Ul1qN1sv No.81897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>81896
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Tarsty - Sun, 07 Aug 2016 02:16:22 EST ID:EG0XcLrz No.81918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>81897
You could use one I posted on /sh/ like ten years ago then. Get a large ziplock freezer bag, some vaseline, and then take shit in the bag. (a drier stool works best, no diarrhea) You can use dog shit or what ever, but your own makes it that much sweeter. Add a good sized dollop of vaseline to the shit, squeeze most of the air out of the bag and zip it closed. Moosh the turd and vaseline around until mixed into one smooth shit gel. Work the shit gel down to a corner of the bag and cut the end of that corner off. You now have a piping bag of shit that will stick to what ever you want and will never dry out. Booby trapping the under side of car door handles is what this was originally thought up for, but will work for just about anyplace you can hide it.
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Rebecca Perrydale - Fri, 02 Dec 2016 01:08:17 EST ID:QLDjCQP9 No.83684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>81918
SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHI…
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Jack Dundlesotch - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 02:59:27 EST ID:QTrrBsXP No.83840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83684
Good to see you again? how was the vacation to flavortown? that's right I know it's you Guy ;)


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