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Attend temple; reject the Communist Gangster Computer God by Graham Blackham - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 23:33:14 EST ID:7dcLYLn5 No.84357 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did everyone remember to attend your local Astrocist temple this glorious Sabbath Day? Keep faith and always reject the temptations of Gangster Computer Mind Control Implants, you guys!
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Clara Bablingstork - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 23:39:17 EST ID:hIb2dQLk No.84405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you yelling?
Fanny Wublingson - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:48:42 EST ID:FdU3uDIo No.84449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:02:53 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gangster rap is a secret Jewish scheme to mind-control the masses into accepting Gangsterism.

You heard it here first, folks.
Phineas Blunnerbanks - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:10:47 EST ID:Ttk/Map4 No.84474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If a kyke and a nigga are allowed to breed do have have its offspring build your pyramids or pick your cotton?
Caroline Blimblestock - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 10:29:43 EST ID:4C/faQQO No.84639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>If a kyke and a nigga are allowed to breed
I think what happens next is they lead their people out of Egypt, if I remember correctly.

How many? by Polly Toothood - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 00:13:06 EST ID:c7AYJo+z No.84475 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How many books do I got to read till I get woke?

Like I've read Magick Book 4, Herodotus, and even the Tibetian Book of the Undead. But I feel like I'm steel not woke yet. I've tried padding it out with the complete works of Dr. Theodor Geisel, and yet still nothing.
When do I break this plateau?
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Phoebe Worthingham - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 07:48:36 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Boat - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:41:28 EST ID:c2lxaeDn No.84591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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One time I had to use a cardboard dingy to survive on the open seas one time, I was out there for so long that when the coast guard picked me up they said I must have boat like reflexes... and that's how I got the name The Boat :)

Pic related is me as a teenager, man look at how young I was, totally still got it ;)
Basil Buzzwill - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 15:15:34 EST ID:EHVYnnF1 No.84609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Look dude, if you're reading books to "get woke" then you're doing it wrong and will likely never achieve your goal. The real truth of the matter is that there is no "plateau" , but that you gradually begin to achieve these states through appreciation of learning. It's not about the destination, but the journey.
The Boat - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 17:13:16 EST ID:dkg1DYdS No.84610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I heard that game sucked!!! Why would you want to explore the world instead of destroy it???

Pic related is my father who in a drunken stupor while on vacation in Peru fucked a tour boat, nine months later I was born coated in diesel and phlegm...
Albert Gellerchuck - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 05:12:32 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84621 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I didint know you were peruvian The Boat! Are you a shaman-boat?

media lies memes? by Frederick Clacklelene - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 12:48:22 EST ID:79wVWL65 No.84483 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we post some here, since apparently its not relevant to /pol.

The WSJ one is not true btw.
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Molly Hennerwater - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 07:45:01 EST ID:oIS/1TBp No.84493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

This is why /pol/ doesn't want your cancer. Learn how to speak for yourself and maybe people will be willing to listen to what you have to say; instead they just see you're a lazy fuck who needs le dank word pictures to do all the work for them and can't be assed to put in actual effort.
William Cummerforth - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 20:38:42 EST ID:oUPunPT1 No.84508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So....no dank memes?
The Boat - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:25:35 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wanna feel a tingle in my dingy
William Cummerforth - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 09:48:54 EST ID:oUPunPT1 No.84519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why do you have to ruin it meng?
The Boat - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 11:32:43 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Feeling fruity?

Alex Jones is a shill by Fuck Cannerwell - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 23:42:37 EST ID:QVAKfneW No.84274 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So Alex Jones is basically a sellout who still hasn't admitted that Trump's Goldman Sachs candidates are suspicious.
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Ebenezer Blandershit - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:33:48 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeah very true! i was watching a thing on the youtube today and some expert guy was like "Trump isnt acting like a president at ALL, he is yelling at the media he is being unprofessional and he fired one of his key staffers! he didnt need to fire flynn, he couldve just said "he will do better next time" but instead he fired him, its almost like donald trump is just a regular person who has been elected president based on his actions" and what shocked me is he inferred via his tone, that, that is a bad thing, i was like wtf is this guy smoking?????
Eliza Nunderspear - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 08:17:31 EST ID:M/HCSfF7 No.84467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The fuck are you smoking?
Ebenezer Blandershit - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 08:58:17 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84468 Ignore Report Quick Reply

:( whats that supposed to mean?
James Picklock - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 11:54:28 EST ID:7ofEI2wX No.84469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not fair to criticize someone's choice of incinerated material on a web page dedicated to narcotics...

For example say I place an advert in the local papers declaring my abode as a "Palace of Pleasure", in no way am I stating what pleasure will be received. Perhaps you are pleasured from planting a sapling in Mother Earth or the person in question finds completing puzzles very pleasurable, just because I'm in my underwear in no way guarantees my Palace was designed for illicit sexual activities, that's just my prerogative. You don't know me, you can't judge me. Just because my girlfriend happens to be a sex doll doesn't give restaurants the right to not sing her happy birthday, that's not how America works.
Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:06:44 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The Boat thinks /tinfoil/ is for SLAYER

Royal Bloodline by Cyril Hannerwidge - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 03:07:21 EST ID:ggWvftIi No.84371 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Trump is in the bloodline as well

Is there anything to this?
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Edward Goodman - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 20:00:48 EST ID:fiLJBlvt No.84457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84428 I read somewhere that Genghis Khan got so much ass that a large portion of Asian people can trace their ancestry back to him.
William Nittinghall - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 23:25:50 EST ID:aDepzgeS No.84458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
White people too actually. Although it's a much smaller percentage.

Were all related by raping and pillaging
The Boat - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:29:00 EST ID:X9noGdhK No.84459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You cling to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange!
Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 13:59:50 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So... what you're saying is we've all been President this whole time, and we didn't even know it???
Eliza Pirrystid - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:05:25 EST ID:MyHrh7t/ No.84472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I mean that's what they tell you in high school. I don't know, I don't actually vote.

You know how I knowyou can be the best you that you can be you by Martin Cuttingputch - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 13:58:45 EST ID:ElHdcbMi No.84443 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So? Who the hell hit the chicken switch!!!
You wake up on your side of the pancake of the day and wonder?

am I a real American?!!!!![%]
Edward Mucklefidge - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 16:58:06 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84444 Ignore Report Quick Reply


I have no idea what a chicken switch is, but my supermarket recently changed their recipie on the crumbing of their chicken schnitzels and they are not bad. Also kraft has this "crispy chicken" mix that you can mix with chicken and it tastes pretty much like kfc original except if you cook it right the chicken is way better.

I like cooking, but i havent made pancakes for ages, its just too much for a single person and whenver i date a guy im like self concious and dont want to be like "hey let me make you a whole bunch of pancakes" because i dont want him to think of me as being fat and like, yeah. but i used to have a housemate that would regularly make waffles and they were pretty amazing.

I think you're a real amerian OP, i think you would fight for the rights of every man if you had the choice, so yeah i do think you are a real american.
Hedda Buzzlewock - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 23:01:59 EST ID:OjkY4DtU No.84450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It means someone's been being a pussy. You know, they hit their chicken switch. Make you dreams a reality, yesterday you said tomorrow, so do it! Just do it!


more like a real Armenian, amirite?

There is a site called CP (Christian Post) by Nell Nollerfitch - Mon, 19 Dec 2016 19:57:42 EST ID:xobG2PsW No.83915 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do they know the acronym for CP is? I mean it's ironic they are going by that when you hear stories about priests and pastors doing wrong things to human being and abusing them. https://twitter.com/ChristianPost see they even use the acronym "CP" on there twitter profile. Yet everybody is concerned about PizzaGate they should be concerned about the CP posted by ChristianPost.
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Polly Gosslepirk - Wed, 21 Dec 2016 16:36:33 EST ID:GqPtAutK No.83945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wow its nothing...youve been on these sites too long kid
Beatrice Shakebury - Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:57:28 EST ID:0n8+ROwj No.83961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's an acronym, get over it. This is about the same as deriding people for not understanding what "LOL" was when people accidentally made that an acronym back in the late '90's.
Wesley Fottingbury - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 18:58:56 EST ID:ghrQbUl0 No.84268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone knows LOL stands for Lucifer our Lord. It's common sense. Even Google says that. Hail Satan!
Polly Brongerham - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 01:47:11 EST ID:QDPZjUx9 No.84289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
christian post is a fake news site
Shitting Turveystock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 20:42:31 EST ID:eQpJRkiU No.84445 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Global takeover: stalled by trump? by Charles Nollychon - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:35:34 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84418 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has trump and the rise of populism and national pride stalled the global take over by the elites?

The TPP got smashed into its face, which was going to be the corporate take-over.

So what now? where are they going to try and take over the world now?
Sophie Worthingford - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 16:55:35 EST ID:f6t5dTHt No.84435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What are you talking about? Trump is going to allow fracking and oil pumping, ie. raping the land that the so called "national pride" people should be taking great care of. That with the pollution standards being lowered/abolished, I'd say that the financial elite won, people of america lost.
Edward Mucklefidge - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 03:51:22 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84441 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeah true, the unny thing about elections is people are so behind their candidate that they believe the rhetoric about them, i mean it is true that trump isnt part of the political establishment and hasnt commited as many war crimes as hillary, but he does have his pockets deep in with financial institutions.

He essentially used skeptics against themselves to get into power, he unified all the "fringe" groups which lead to him being president.

a "none of the above" option would be amazing to vote for, because trump was just the lesser of two evils imo.
Martin Grandgold - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 13:52:22 EST ID:0+4FHZTF No.84442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe you should look deep into your butthole and ask yourself, "will you do it for the shorties???"

why yes i will have some meatloaf by Jack Breffingfork - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 23:13:21 EST ID:fbf45/b5 No.84404 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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John Pullystit - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 03:43:33 EST ID:+/2pn3zi No.84431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So, I shall release you now, Princess. Complete the Keyhole with your power. Open the door, lead me into everlasting darkness!
Sidney Gankinham - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 05:04:06 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84432 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This has become incredibly erotic.
Samuel Dreblingville - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 09:42:34 EST ID:1s1TmoiI No.84433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It means you are not whole. You are incomplete. Allow me- to test your strength.
Fuck Crommerman - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 10:46:40 EST ID:SS33Tgq7 No.84434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Edward Mucklefidge - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 01:56:00 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84440 Ignore Report Quick Reply

:) this is amazing. this is so adorable and omg just huge smile on my face, thank you.

You broke the ruls! shits getting good, soon he will open the protal by Simon Wepperdane - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 20:44:08 EST ID:MuKQRE3m No.81796 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Football training camps are in full swing, and you know what else is? Bill Belichick's exasperation with press conferences. On Friday, a reporter asked him if there were a chance Jimmy Garoppolo would keep his job as starter for the Patriots' fifth game of the season, even though Brady's suspension will be lifted by then.

Belichick's response? "Jesus Christ."

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Ebenezer Cruddleled - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 21:14:23 EST ID:H5KWhJHu No.81884 Ignore Report Quick Reply

its a combination of sport and portal............ a sportal, get it? because op accidently posted a sport thread in tinfoil?
Tarsty - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 11:02:42 EST ID:TT7X1PdD No.81889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I believe OP said "protal" not "portal" that's just as ignorant as confusing president "Reagan" with president "Ray-Gun" see "G" "U" "N"
Esther Fanwill - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 21:22:35 EST ID:H5KWhJHu No.81891 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Ronald Ray-Gun is actually an amazing name. you are so creative! :) Dude if i played the vidya gaymehs i would totally use that as my hacker handle.
Polly Punningdit - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 20:05:41 EST ID:9l437xjp No.82436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Finnally! I have been saying for a while that Deflategate was a fucking conspiracy!

just pour through the data even on Wikipedia


even on Wikipedia you can see the NFL had it out for Brady because he is just to good for his own good
Eliza Wemmerford - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 02:06:36 EST ID:hwX2bcJy No.84429 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck the Patriots! Not my champions!

Alex Jones Movies by Wesley Gengerforth - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 04:41:08 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84390 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey Guys.

Can you guys recommend some cool alex jones movies to watch? i'd prefer movies that are about the NWO more than anything else.
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Matilda Hidgecocke - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 13:23:42 EST ID:N+x/BTem No.84398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Matilda Hidgecocke - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 13:25:31 EST ID:N+x/BTem No.84399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Enjoy 💩✉
Wesley Gengerforth - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 17:44:37 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84401 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Im very thankful for your help :) but i was wondering what movies you have seen and enjoyed.
Wesley Gengerforth - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 17:45:30 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84402 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You are amazing, i love you. thank you.
Charles Sadgewitch - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 15:05:15 EST ID:/f2x2G0r No.84415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Alex Jones
Pick one

Looks like even dying of shameeeeeee can't stop Peter Cushing by Lillian Micklenit - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 17:06:01 EST ID:EQ7S2GxL No.83858 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think we can ALL agree that Peter Cushing melted into the pavement in picadilly circle in London on that hot july day. Because even being in what is considered the best film ever, can't save you from being ASSociated with Dr. Who. I mean It turned Rowan Atkinson into Mr. Bean. So let us all come together people now and smile on your brother because... the final act of shame is about to play out and he will die again...... in heaven, or hell, I didn't know the man. So yeah basically general thread.
The Archmage - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 23:32:22 EST ID:Hf27EZxv No.83861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Boat - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 14:01:34 EST ID:xt0cmXUE No.84340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I would employ that band on my poop deck...... you know what it is botch

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