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I come from the planet England by Edwin Tillingdale - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 17:01:22 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86884 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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donate their old food and garbage to starving, o homeless children. In the end, however, it turns out that he only did so to collect the garbage for himself
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Fuck Hebbledore - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 08:18:18 EST ID:/7++s5Zd No.86894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Don't fucking touch me or else I'll make you lose your job.
Nigel Cibberwack - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 13:45:08 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go back to /1701/ Guinan! FU
Rawbooty Girlyman - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 16:51:18 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Guinan is DAYMAN
William Breblinglock - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 03:34:16 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86901 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you're so cute i would love to make you dinner :) i'd make you a cake in the shape of the flat earth :p because spherical cakes would be really hard to make!
Nathaniel Bellybedging - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 04:22:46 EST ID:/PJtkG4V No.86902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go back to /1701/ Guinan! FU

It has whipped out! by Nigel Cibberwack - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 18:20:10 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86897 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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That this "Guinan" is actually Dayman
>what can we do?
I suggest we make a thread where we can talk about the implications of this FACT in an open and constructive environment.

>I'll start
I think we need to respect bitches and their bitchyness more.

Now your turn 0_o
William Breblinglock - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 22:34:58 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86898 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Wait, i thought Guinan was actually Whoopie goldberg? you're saying that Guinan is actually Charlie Kelly who is played by Charlie Day?

im so confused.
Hedda Cembleford - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 01:01:57 EST ID:6QpDZTHk No.86899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>im so confused

That's nothing new

pettier than most, in the good sense by Priscilla Chivingnick - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 06:13:40 EST ID:BOfFODzI No.86805 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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remember the time when that guy did the thing and their planter drifted off?

catalonia split last year over the formation of a dwarf fortress, meeting in the year 2144, capsaicinoid pussy

radical departures from the revelatory congress of the spheroid super creature crystals in the remarkable zone of karma reclamation

how long can we cannibal the real feelings of true beings
when will our sensors deteriorate and melt into silicon brains

shame to feign crane sustainability frames dismantle when the tower
cramp up in the middle of the night earthquake no it's a plane quick escape

shatter your ransom in the silver lucidity of her glare
howl like animals at the super bowl
Priscilla Chivingnick - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 06:29:34 EST ID:BOfFODzI No.86806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a robot coupling on the deterioration of informal conquest
flower fried ration in a tower branded dye
clan recognition your fan is stuck in sand give a shitlord a hand if you can
yo da man now dawg
samurai gentleboner rich in the fitness ten sextons quickness
tubular dude present fascination more crustaceans fatten up the spandex fart appraiser
a golden blazer irradiates tame perception your a daffodillio in the garage cracks waning in the coke stained steak n shake shack

plz give me ten burgers as payment
Albert Dibbernun - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 04:17:34 EST ID:CZY8I5Dd No.86892 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Conspiracy by Lillian Grandshit - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 23:50:50 EST ID:vxwM8Ucw No.86775 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am in the middle of a minor conspiracy that is real, it is just a trope though, so its a joke. But it's real, and everyone would rather talk about how Africa is the best song ever (it is)

Ok well. I just found it ironic.
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Martin Hablingsone - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 21:27:13 EST ID:vxwM8Ucw No.86875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Coincidentally it started while I was having a manic episode in the city. I heard them talking about things I'd posted here as if they were fact, and I thought strangers were talking to me on the street. Only certain things got through, like there was interference from local sources, but i've only recently considered that as a technological possibility. At the time I just thought I was nuts or strangers were talking about me. I was hospitalized and watched, random things. Wasn't consistent, like they went somewhere else, totally in line with schizophrenic but kinda weird.

I got better and they kinda quieted, random things here and there. Laying in bed at night I experienced beams of light in my closed eyes, full white. They felt like the sun. I think they were checking to see if I was conscious so they could do something else. Ehhh. It's fucked. Meds don't help.

They always had information I could not possibly have. Like I was drawing a doodle of an interference diagram, and I couldn't remember what it was. But they said "Oh he's drawing an interference diagram" and I was like oh thanks. One time I was at my parents looking for my mom and I heard them say she's on the porch, and she was.

Lately they turned real schizophrenic and accused me of sexual abuse, as auditory hallucinations commonly do. At this point it was that we reconciled each others existences and began having conversations.
Graham Cripperwell - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 23:44:24 EST ID:3PPqSv3f No.86876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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😇🌧️↘️🌍 - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 18:54:49 EST ID:VJPOE72e No.86885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Charles Chizzlewit - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 22:16:44 EST ID:vxwM8Ucw No.86887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The song is really helping
Oliver Sendertudge - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 00:09:09 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Apart from the gratuitous violence by Edwin Tillingdale - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 12:10:10 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86882 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A group of Chinese people in Tiananmen Square, whom he refers to as "Chinamen".
The urban youth of New York, whom he refers to as "black people" and "Puerto Ricans".

Are Aliens Real? by Frederick Fanway - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:00:51 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84227 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you guys thing Aliens (from out of space) are real? do you think they are secretly running the world?


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Lillian Favingfield - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 05:44:06 EST ID:gLuTJj4h No.86861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's not good, we're destroying most of all of the trees in the world to make space for more cities.
Fuck Fullystock - Sun, 26 Nov 2017 17:29:05 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86863 Ignore Report Quick Reply

they are destroying trees to give them to aliens so they will leave us alone.
Hannah Cennerspear - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 09:49:44 EST ID:W7Xo6J2D No.86868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Where's the bees?
Nicholas Turveyfield - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:24:56 EST ID:YgunoiSd No.86873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think aliens are real as in there is other life in this universe. I dont believe they are here yet.
Betsy Bluckleputch - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 14:38:23 EST ID:jmpuHGVy No.86874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No, either they're here now or don't exist at all, you can't have it both ways.

Motivational speakers..... by The Boat - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 14:01:35 EST ID:fWamCjqC No.84624 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think we need to get a motivational speaker to come to /tinfoil/ and inspire us. Over on the boating forum they all laugh at us! They call us horrible names like: unmotivated, human and Josh. I want to feel the power!

As the reverend King said
"Rub a dub dub buy my Martin Loofa King wash.... triple wax with the UV protectorant"
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Simon Hibblechire - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 04:11:00 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86848 Ignore Report Quick Reply

A genetic chromosome 21 disorder causing developmental and intellectual delays.

Its not a mental illness. a mental illness is like depression or trannydom, not down syndrome. you made me laugh, thank you :)
Ian Fuckingfield - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 15:43:08 EST ID:GlpPIfIg No.86849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>down syndrome isn't a mental illness
Get the fuck out of here
Sidney Sirryson - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 17:16:22 EST ID:tiEvdMMG No.86850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's called being down with the sickness artard
Simon Hibblechire - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 18:19:58 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86851 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this is seriously too funny please stop.
Basil Blozzlespear - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 09:59:50 EST ID:YhZ/45CB No.86869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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People with the downs still deserve to be drowned though :P

request to change name from /tinfoil/ to /chippacket/ by Phineas Shittingforth - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 04:01:05 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86866 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>the man had concealed his whereabouts during office hours by storing his personal digital assistant, a phone-like device that has a GPS inside, in an empty Twisties packet.

no holding your suasage hostage! by Samuel Tillingwill - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:06:01 EST ID:8EzXtWpJ No.86841 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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this is a no porn zone

>no drainin the dragon
>no fermin the worm
>no dropping the stomach pancakes

and if you do feel the need to fornicate with yourself watch this first and hopefully you will forget about it
Ian Dacklefag - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 05:16:14 EST ID:gLuTJj4h No.86852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He wasn't using the toilet at all.

Welcome by Rebecca Bevingwell - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:17:11 EST ID:vZMRtgQP No.86823 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fellow gentlemen ot the internet, while death threats on any medium are as old as time itselt, I implore that you find the restraint to convey your quite spirited distaste in a more constructive manner. For instance, if you think someone in power is out to dupe you for their own financial gain, wonder to yourself if perhaps a threat against their life is the appropriate statement to stamp on a public forum, given that such threats have led to pesky legal consequences all too many times in the past.

May I suggest instead that you threaten to eat a popsicle like some country tart in heat and then send them the picture? Think with your minds, my boys, not your red hot blood. Feast not on fear, lest it be the fear of your own boy as he wonders if you are bouncing too hard upon his extremity and that it may snap at any moment, but may your aim remain true thus upon the moment of mutual climax you can whisper into his ear: "Ajit Pai looks like he can inflate the bottom part of his head to gain buoyancy"
Angus Docklebury - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:49:02 EST ID:0NonShh0 No.86824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I ate a popsicle once, it was a jello pudding pop, the snack that I couldn't say no to...
Martin Shakehood - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 10:37:43 EST ID:zjc2a90Y No.86827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like the way the pudding tastes in my mouth Theo, you see Rudi?
Eliza Puttingstore - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 19:51:16 EST ID:BXf1RN5R No.86828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No esoteric knowledge, no death threats. Anything else? Freedom of speech is so confusing
Reuben Greencocke - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:18:28 EST ID:RGPAvTsG No.86830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Almost forgot no fucking your daughters. That one is tough they are all over me! How about instead of death threats i will show them the enourmous mistake they have made? Teaching is constructive

SO! JFK. by Fuck Duttingstire - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:39:27 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86630 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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someone called a brittish news agency 25 minutes before the shooting saying that "there was going to be huge news coming out".
Could this be foreshadowing for the assassination or could kennedy had planned to announce something before they assassinated him?

We also have evidence they were going to blame cuba for the assassination and that they had been in contact with kirby before oswalt was killed and had been warned that oswalt was a target and to protect him and the police were like "we will" and then he gets killed to shut him up.

So what else do we know?
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Ebenezer Dabberfoot - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 07:17:27 EST ID:1sD1ENV2 No.86785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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We are the Black SUn and we know everything. The Illuminati killed Kennedy find all the answers here
Ebenezer Dabberfoot - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 07:19:53 EST ID:1sD1ENV2 No.86786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The person who filmed the assassination was Abraham Zapruder Jewish 33rd Degree Free Mason all you need to know, but you will find all the answers at this YT channel
Priscilla Chivingnick - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 08:51:51 EST ID:BOfFODzI No.86812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
when i was working for boeing in the sixties on equipment for secret war tools i heard the radio and turn and oscilloscope into a television so that i could watch the president
and i saw a secret transmission while i was setting it up
and aliens contacted me that evening because i knew the truth about the magic bullet
Archie Shittingbury - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 10:56:41 EST ID:sQDMreeC No.86820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lyndon Johnson had Kennedy killed so he could take over the Vietnam War and give a contract to Bell Helicopters which his wife was the main stockholder so they could make a whole bunch of money.

That's the only reason Kennedy was killed. Money. Money. Money. Human greed is terrible.

Probably also because Kennedy was fucking every woman with a pulse that got within arm's reach too.
James Sanningtig - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 04:20:38 EST ID:BOfFODzI No.86826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
surrogate parents fostered adoption plans through an agency controlled by contracts spanning generations

Plastic bag space helmet by Barnaby Mecklekin - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 21:57:26 EST ID:68jOSivt No.85297 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It can take you to space
Betsy Clushshaw - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 23:38:11 EST ID:WzlNEfAR No.85298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was once lovingly referred to as a space cadet so I think I'm allowed say this is correct.
sacred artifact love 81 - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 08:54:43 EST ID:BOfFODzI No.86813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the truth about animals on the internet is that they can fly to cyberspace on a magic carpet ride

i will sing you aladdin for one hundred years while flipping yer nips and spanking yer buns

w/e you need give me like ten years for legal reasons
Angus Docklebury - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 12:28:30 EST ID:0NonShh0 No.86822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm scared

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