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Remember this is the world that Jontron wants you to live in by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 17:07:56 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86416 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Probably something with YouTubes god gravy babies fucking up the Kingdom FemMazi bullshit!!

That's right boys, girls and attack helicopters this board is already stage 3 Lukiemia might as well drink the Stromium-90 shit water and turn this board into stage 4 AIDS

Oh god I know what you are thinking
"Day man you'll kill /shitfoil/"
My response is that for fucks sake this place is the unfiltered asshole of the internet just waiting to get violently wienstiened for behind with an 8 foot dragon dildo!!!

So yeah let's all drink some internet and get...

opinionated...
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George Crittingstork - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:46:29 EST ID:6/9bIcrv No.86420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86416


So does this cunt just the hang out with sex offenders by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 10:38:26 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86413 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Because they are the only group on the planet that might fuck her, but they they still don't!!! XD

Could it be a cockspiracy???
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George Crittingstork - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 14:53:23 EST ID:6/9bIcrv No.86414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86413
And there it is again, another lame sex joke...
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 16:59:29 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86414
What did the duck say to the chicken?
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George Crittingstork - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:44:47 EST ID:6/9bIcrv No.86419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86415
What?
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:07:06 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86419
They are birds so nothing you fucking bindlessiff


Kurts a C-u_c-k by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 17:25:21 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86417 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm sure Canadians suck mad dick all the time
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George Crittingstork - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:42:54 EST ID:6/9bIcrv No.86418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86417
Hiffwe
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:05:54 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86418
HIFFWE was god punishing fairy fuckers

Boom stage 10 cancer!

Discuss, let's keep it pc guys ok?


Paddock Motive by Saint Stephen Martyr - Fri, 06 Oct 2017 21:22:13 EST ID:ocfR6GN0 No.86375 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Glory of Christ, Brothers

I come asking you, what was the Vegas shooter Paddock's motive?

We know little.

I put forth the possibility that he was a nihilist.

You may hear he was Hillary supporter. Others claim he shared values with antifa. Suppose he really was a godless liberal who believed people should simply do the right thing. And day after day he dealt with a lot of bullshit. Lots of people think bullshit is rampant today. What kind of life did he deal with?

"From 1976 to 1985 worked as a postman, an Internal Revenue Service agent and an auditor for the Defense Contract Audit Agency"

A boring decade to pour out is early adulthood into. Then he gets fairly rich being a landlord. Then he moves into a retirement home.

What if this guy just said fuck it "life sucks, people suck, everything is pointless. I might as well go out with a bang because it's all downhill from the mid-60s. I might as well shoot up a crowd with strategic impunity because that sounds like the most brutally effective thing I can muster. Maybe gun laws will be restricted in my name, which is good, not that is fucking matters because I am going to kill myself. Oh and my wife doesn't get me."
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Shitting Pisslebig - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 22:52:34 EST ID:93oGoBWG No.86394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86392
The real lesson here is don't allow autists to buy guns.
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Martin Dreddlefadge - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 23:08:57 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.86395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86392
hello mr./spooky/ would like some Belgian with your waffles?
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Sidney Wullyworth - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 01:09:52 EST ID:dzQN2UOX No.86396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A lot of people who do this sort of mass murder thing will go and write up a letter or a book containing their views. I wonder if he ever did that sort of thing.
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Graham Hickleman - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 21:54:00 EST ID:g45q0i9o No.86399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
puerto rico was having problems and over 500 people dead on the islands, amonng other things, so this was a a FALSE FLAG, THE MOTIVE WAs to distract news, whenn this happenned, puerto rico news was no more the main news, and still people are dying over there,and trump even said it was a miracle the vegas shooting happened, lurk more brothers. the goverment its all lies and killing us, just like 9/11 inside job.
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Graham Drammlewater - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 23:48:37 EST ID:8uW5ItSo No.86400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86399
>2017
>caring about third world countries


SEND THEM ALL BACK!!!!


If the mon isn't real by Rebecca Brimmerford - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 18:43:47 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.86391 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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then why did the astronauts shadows bounce off of it?

Check mate


new zealand is the code fault area for the globe coding problems , warn the authorities of code , ! by Ebenezer Sorringchutch - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 13:31:04 EST ID:aaQ1f+Wg No.86382 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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www.fun-with-words.com/word_longest.html

yes , there are people coded into drugs that require help , ask for no cost information safety nice order justice for this situation from your trusted coders , !
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Ebenezer Sorringchutch - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 13:44:26 EST ID:aaQ1f+Wg No.86383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86382

new zealand has an aries horizon ( red ascendant ) , and they are avoiding being saved by taoists , the code they are on is a very scary code , and they also use espanol , be aware to stay safe whomever is the coder that catches that red , and their flag is at fault with 4 red stars , they are in a daze of power , please adjust the flag to another flag , .
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Betsy Wottingkere - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 18:02:11 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.86384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86382
does this flag trigger you?
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Archie Clallerham - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 18:24:42 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Can we make this thread into a NZ flag thread?
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Jack Crorryson - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 20:31:53 EST ID:azcFskGm No.86386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86385
No
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Rebecca Brimmerford - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 23:30:15 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.86387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86385


It's all bullshit! by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 14:23:54 EST ID:ZG2RNzE3 No.86368 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Evolution is a lie
George bush is still prezy
Jesus was Peurto Rican
Taco Bell started in America
The moon landed on us
Majoras mask was a documentary
I remember Mandela never existing in the first place
Pot is more addictive than dirt
Led Zeppelin ripped off Guns n Roses
This was even shittier given that they did it 20 years before GNR
Trickle down economics confused me
Don't use motor oil for lube
I would never draw encouragement from Henry David Thorough
Birds are not dinosaurs
I never had a clean pinch
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Edward Chozzleshit - Fri, 06 Oct 2017 02:35:10 EST ID:XEThWcQ3 No.86374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86368
The back of my head is not funny! Quit ganstalking me!


I'll come out of the closet! by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 14:11:22 EST ID:ZG2RNzE3 No.86366 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't like conspiracy theories.

Huh!
Bad boys!
What'cha want? What'cha want?
What'cha gonna do
When Sheriff John Brown come for you?

Tell me, what'cha ya wanna do, what'cha gonna do?
Yeah!

Bad boys, bad boys
What'cha gonna do?
What'cha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys
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What will the NSA think of next? by Lydia Bazzledone - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 10:36:37 EST ID:XEThWcQ3 No.86265 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Hannah Gubberham - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 01:12:09 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.86312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86311
That's why I don't eat French Fries
I'm not a cannibal
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Hannah Bledgehug - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:16:53 EST ID:EhzhHRBv No.86313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86311
Please stop attempting to spread your misbehavior by turning it (consciously or not) into a moral imperative. Beating women is bad. Going on rants about how it's okay to support people who beat women is also bad. Develop a moral compass. Read a book, nigga. nb.
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Betsy Cocklestat - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 09:22:27 EST ID:KGB6/pl+ No.86347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fucking americans
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Toki Stonemane - Wed, 04 Oct 2017 13:58:53 EST ID:xsPAS5Lo No.86358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86347
Eat a bag of dicks you hateful fuck
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Cyril Buckleridge - Wed, 04 Oct 2017 15:29:14 EST ID:YLvlILtJ No.86359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86358
im sorry


The Postal Office is targeting me with a male bum! by Walter Cannerwater - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 10:51:27 EST ID:NATKY1W/ No.86344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did I say male bum, yes yes I did, because if Jesus were real he would be employed by the post office since it is the only job here in Swaziland that you can were sandals to and not bindilstiffed, you can have it both ways just now at the same time or the same ways
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Fanny Blasslestone - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 15:53:02 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86344
These pretzels are making me thirsty!


Ashtar Command Network by Hugh Bruzzlebone - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 10:41:28 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86336 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you heard the calling?
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Simon Fimbleshaw - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 20:03:35 EST ID:ul0cIh9l No.86340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86339
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Nicholas Febblehall - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 22:02:11 EST ID:9cMFIStR No.86341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86339
So that's why they're both for queers! It all makes sense now
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Emma Drizzleletch - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 00:07:44 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86341

yeah except one is a fictional tv show and the other is a real life thing. The Ashtar command has existed before man, they brought light upon us so we could battle against evil where as captain spock is like "beam me up scotty" and then scotty is like "make it so number 1" and all that.
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Simon Fimbleshaw - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 00:21:51 EST ID:ul0cIh9l No.86343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86342
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 16:19:36 EST ID:ZG2RNzE3 No.86373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86342
I want to exit this thread, soccer is not a real sports


Bigfoot. by Esther Turveyspear - Sat, 26 Sep 2015 03:27:27 EST ID:lhe+dSnh No.76794 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I work for a Government funded research entity tasked with the tracking and study of Sasquatch. There is a minor Government coverup regarding their existence, but it's not for nefarious purposes. We actually cover up evidence of them for the sole purpose of protecting their population.
Sasquatch officially unofficially qualify for Endangered Species status and it has been decided that allowing them to remain a "myth" is more likely to keep their numbers from declining further, as opposed to the rampant poaching and interference that would undoubtedly take place if they were officially acknowledged. Conservation is a priority at the Government level but under top secret clearance. My groups job is to uphold the same conservation laws afforded to acknowledged species, but without revealing the existence of Bigfoot. We often claim the presence of another officially acknowledged species in an area in order to halt or slow human interference. However, we also believe it is only a matter of time before deforestation results in their discovery by society at large, most likely due to a subject perishing in a public area.

My job specifically is that of data entry and paperwork. In short, I sit in a facility in the woods smoking weed all day and filing the information reported to me by our members in the field. Whatever they discover eventually goes through me. I've never seen a Bigfoot in the flesh myself, but I've seen enough HD video and high-rez detailed photos, as well as the tons and tons of data, to know they really are out there.

Bigfoot has existed in the history of mankind as far back as Native American oral history stretches. In the past Bigfoot were considered nothing more than another tribe, albeit one more savage than most other Native American tribes. As time wore on the Bigfoot population dwindled for reasons unknown until by the time of European colonization they had been relegated to the stuff of bedtime stories. It would not be until the eruption of Mt. Saint Helens that the Government would discover proof and acknowledge their existence on some level.
After the eruption several injured and dead Sasquatches were discovered and subsequently extracted by National Guard forces. Faced with the unquestionable evidence, the US created my group and afforded us a respectable budget to find out more about these creatures. The decision to undergo conservation and secrecy came later, after it became clear how rare Sasquatch are.

I'm going to info-dump what we know so far, divided up into sections.

>Anatomy

The average height for the species is around 7', with individuals as tall as 10' being recorded as well. They possess powerful legs, but are not truly an upright walking species in that their spines curve forward about 15 degrees moreso than a human, giving them a "hunched" appearance. While their locomotion is primarily bipedal, they are known to use their arms on tough terrain occasionally, giving their movements the appearance one would associate with a gorilla. This is however, not the norm.
Their hands are human-like with the exception of a larger gap between thumb and pointer finger, with the thumb residing closer to the wrist. (This is an excellent way to discern real videos from hoax videos, look at the hands!) Their arms are slightly longer than a human's, extending between 6" to 12" further than the average human arm length, often putting their fingertips past their knees when walking.
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Sidney Semmlesteg - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 02:10:23 EST ID:xoAYkj5H No.86332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86331
Don't be proud of your ignorance
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Hugh Bruzzlebone - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 03:26:41 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86332

i said sorry what more can i do?
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Sidney Semmlesteg - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 04:11:21 EST ID:xoAYkj5H No.86334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86333
Try harder to be less gay next time
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Nell Nickleham - Sat, 30 Sep 2017 14:05:42 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86334
Easier said than done I'm afraid :/
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 16:14:40 EST ID:ZG2RNzE3 No.86372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86338
My balls need to breathe


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