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Women aren't real. by Ernest Dicklenadging - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 14:37:13 EST ID:1FwXHpsW No.86348 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...

When the man is dumped back to earth, he is pregnant, but he cannot know this. Due to the Woman-creature's hallucinatory drugs, he is tricked into thinking that the WOMAN is pregnant. This is one of the most devilish tricks that women are is possession of.
Once the fetus has matured enough, the man craps it out, and the woman collects it. But there is of course more to it; She uses her hallucinatory drugs to make the man think that she has went through unfathomable pain to dispense the baby and thus earns even more trust from the man and further drags him into his brainwashed daze.

The end result of this is that the woman-creature either repoduces or creates another host for future members of her race to use. It should be brought to attention that the baby boys that are birthed are not actually genetically related to the 'father' at all. They are clonse manufcatured just …
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Rebecca Claystone - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 13:32:18 EST ID:dzQN2UOX No.86406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How do you know that the other you doesn't think that they're the real you too. How would you be able to tell who's the most real?
Priscilla Worthingham - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 20:01:52 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Charlotte Farringchat - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 23:05:00 EST ID:+uymr+IV No.86439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nell Crallyforth - Sat, 14 Oct 2017 15:27:40 EST ID:cBWuf6cx No.86441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the illusion of women was fabricated by alien technology to attribute feminine qualities to our growing character
these qualities are often useless unnesscary and worst of all negative and can be compared to brainwashing
honestly i would rather be a terrorist and blow myself up and shit
Phyllis Pogglecocke - Mon, 16 Oct 2017 05:34:28 EST ID:+uymr+IV No.86451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is there a way to see what is happening when you are having penis to vagina intercourse, or is that actually a false memory fabricated to perpetuate the myth that women are not some kind of demon or alien?

i'm wondering if i could actually see their demon fold or whatever it is that is pleasing my manly hood like YUM

Mountain Dew Code Red by Hannah Chammlestet - Sat, 14 Oct 2017 20:58:30 EST ID:+uymr+IV No.86442 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whenever things get complicated with my handler, the FEDS come knocking at my door
Wanting to do operations at NIGHT when I'm supposed to be working on my ART
As much as I love to get razor's-edge-wild in the shadows that form under power-brokers, I can't fuckin' hang.
Those pig fucking FEDS know EVERYTHING because I was desperate for ACCESS.

My sweet asshole is hanging out, with cheeks spread, just waiting for those cunts to scapegoat me hard
crackerback gerald - Sun, 15 Oct 2017 01:26:55 EST ID:+uymr+IV No.86443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i met my wife in the slave shelter attached to contractor quarters
we were both analysts on a local project
i only leave home for local ones
the furthest remote was also the worst of my mother fucking life omg.
we heard about each other through the grapevine
she made the first move
i should have known then, man. no woman makes any more first move than opening a window. only cops come on to me.
Eugene Hittingded - Sun, 15 Oct 2017 02:27:47 EST ID:hbeFiSkC No.86444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Russian Conspiracy by Lydia Darrystock - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 22:17:05 EST ID:2KRFNqT8 No.86438 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Protip, the center of this conspiracy is not Putin, but Robert Mercer, Erik Prince, and Peter Thiel (there are many others like Bannon and Stone who were obviously involved also, but these are the richest and most powerful). They used the Russians to make a power grab in the US. They needed the Russians for their shills. The one thing they couldn't do is figure out how to pay people enough that they would keep their mouths shut to run the kind of propaganda campaign they needed or how they could do it without getting caught. Luckily there were the Russians with plenty of eager young men looking to "take down the west" and they already had plenty of experience in online psyops so they cut a deal that would advance both their interests. The Russians were the fall guy for Mercer & co.

This shadowy cabal of Billionaires is literally the most powerful group on the planet. Thiel has Palantir and Facebook, Prince has Blackwater, and Mercer has SCL group. Together they are literally setting out to take over the world. Very interesting stuff to watch. I'm not sure whether to even include Putin & co. because somehow I doubt they are more than allies of convenience, but they're certainly all working together at the moment. The combined surveillance and data gathering capabilities as well as the propaganda abilities these groups possess are fucking staggering. I bet they could literally blackmail anyone on the planet if they wanted.
Alice Gasslefork - Sat, 14 Oct 2017 00:07:25 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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FBI Informant Tactics by Esther Capperhood - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 02:46:23 EST ID:dzQN2UOX No.86409 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Lydia Bublingmen - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 17:06:58 EST ID:W7Xo6J2D No.86433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>an honest agent (and I can't believe they're not the majority)
Why, though? The very nature of the job is going to self-select for duplicitous personality types.
Simon Chabberhack - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 19:59:03 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Charles Pangerwill - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 17:29:28 EST ID:4VXyQUob No.86435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Archie Dabberdag - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 17:58:49 EST ID:JTcwBfdS No.86436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go fuck yourself.
DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 18:59:08 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hardcore porn thread by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:57:02 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86421 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Personally I have lived my life under a rock with my cock.

I've never seen the quality tasteful human sexuality online!


Walter Cremmermore - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 05:27:20 EST ID:WnfkeiCX No.86427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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haha assasinate honey boo boo? that's fuckin stupid

The Frankfurt School by Archie Clallerham - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 09:27:31 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86378 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you think the Frankfurt School was constructed just to destroy western capitalist culture?

They were essentially a bunch of germans who sought asylum in the usa and when they got there they seen how everyone was super happy and realised that people in america were living without being effected by the history of europe so sought to change it.
Phyllis Mackleham - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 11:48:19 EST ID:xdqJVo1U No.86379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sidney Niffingdale - Sat, 07 Oct 2017 13:02:16 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sophie Backleham - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 09:37:06 EST ID:QDPVwRhr No.86404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Beatrice Hoddlebot - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 04:00:39 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i dont get you guys at all.

Oh what you thought I wasn't gonna charge you for that PORN by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:03:55 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86422 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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That's wrong motherfuckers! £4.95 and £217 for all the DLC

So that you the consumer gets the full original experience

I want pictures of guys fucking plugged in toasters

seriously guys I'm so desensitized that it's the only thing that will get me off anymore!!!

Remember this is the world that Jontron wants you to live in by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 17:07:56 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86416 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Probably something with YouTubes god gravy babies fucking up the Kingdom FemMazi bullshit!!

That's right boys, girls and attack helicopters this board is already stage 3 Lukiemia might as well drink the Stromium-90 shit water and turn this board into stage 4 AIDS

Oh god I know what you are thinking
"Day man you'll kill /shitfoil/"
My response is that for fucks sake this place is the unfiltered asshole of the internet just waiting to get violently wienstiened for behind with an 8 foot dragon dildo!!!

So yeah let's all drink some internet and get...

George Crittingstork - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:46:29 EST ID:6/9bIcrv No.86420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So does this cunt just the hang out with sex offenders by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 10:38:26 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86413 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Because they are the only group on the planet that might fuck her, but they they still don't!!! XD

Could it be a cockspiracy???
George Crittingstork - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 14:53:23 EST ID:6/9bIcrv No.86414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And there it is again, another lame sex joke...
DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 16:59:29 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What did the duck say to the chicken?
George Crittingstork - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:44:47 EST ID:6/9bIcrv No.86419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:07:06 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They are birds so nothing you fucking bindlessiff

Kurts a C-u_c-k by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 17:25:21 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86417 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm sure Canadians suck mad dick all the time
George Crittingstork - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:42:54 EST ID:6/9bIcrv No.86418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Wed, 11 Oct 2017 19:05:54 EST ID:SAN7luL4 No.86423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
HIFFWE was god punishing fairy fuckers

Boom stage 10 cancer!

Discuss, let's keep it pc guys ok?

/tinfoil/s new mascot! by DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 12:40:24 EST ID:ZKmm9w8K No.86398 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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We will call him Chief Beef the reformed sex offender
Alice Pappershaw - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 08:14:03 EST ID:1Sc26/hL No.86401 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sophie Chimblebit - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 09:01:23 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.86402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mail delivery for mayor McCheese
Fanny Honkinway - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 09:11:17 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86403 Ignore Report Quick Reply

no chief beef, no kkk, no fashion /tinfoil/ hey!

Chief beef is literally hitler because they discriminates towards hindus who refrain from eating beef because the cow is sacred to them, so this tinfoil mascot is very hinduphobic. and OMFG is that CHEESE?? what about the people who experience intolerence to lactose? that is increidbly intolerable of chief beef to forget about the oppressed people who suffer from lactose intolerence.

But i do like how Chief Beef is gender nonconforming and disabled (no arms), so i am torn on weather or not they are my mascot or not.
Alice Pappershaw - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 10:58:12 EST ID:1Sc26/hL No.86405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Like this one time I respected this women and I asked her if she could punch out the last space on my "number of times I respected women" card then she told me that's not how sex works. I still got laid though, I'm not about to waste perfectly good roofies, especially after I respected the shit out of her.
DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Tue, 10 Oct 2017 14:50:24 EST ID:jUnXN9jr No.86407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Still better than Metal Gear Solid

Paddock Motive by Saint Stephen Martyr - Fri, 06 Oct 2017 21:22:13 EST ID:ocfR6GN0 No.86375 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Glory of Christ, Brothers

I come asking you, what was the Vegas shooter Paddock's motive?

We know little.

I put forth the possibility that he was a nihilist.

You may hear he was Hillary supporter. Others claim he shared values with antifa. Suppose he really was a godless liberal who believed people should simply do the right thing. And day after day he dealt with a lot of bullshit. Lots of people think bullshit is rampant today. What kind of life did he deal with?

"From 1976 to 1985 worked as a postman, an Internal Revenue Service agent and an auditor for the Defense Contract Audit Agency"

A boring decade to pour out is early adulthood into. Then he gets fairly rich being a landlord. Then he moves into a retirement home.

What if this guy just said fuck it "life sucks, people suck, everything is pointless. I might as well go out with a bang because it's all downhill from the mid-60s. I might as well shoot up a crowd with strategic impunity because that sounds like the most brutally effective thing I can muster. Maybe gun laws will be restricted in my name, which is good, not that is fucking matters because I am going to kill myself. Oh and my wife doesn't get me."
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Shitting Pisslebig - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 22:52:34 EST ID:93oGoBWG No.86394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The real lesson here is don't allow autists to buy guns.
Martin Dreddlefadge - Sun, 08 Oct 2017 23:08:57 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.86395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hello mr./spooky/ would like some Belgian with your waffles?
Sidney Wullyworth - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 01:09:52 EST ID:dzQN2UOX No.86396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A lot of people who do this sort of mass murder thing will go and write up a letter or a book containing their views. I wonder if he ever did that sort of thing.
Graham Hickleman - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 21:54:00 EST ID:g45q0i9o No.86399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
puerto rico was having problems and over 500 people dead on the islands, amonng other things, so this was a a FALSE FLAG, THE MOTIVE WAs to distract news, whenn this happenned, puerto rico news was no more the main news, and still people are dying over there,and trump even said it was a miracle the vegas shooting happened, lurk more brothers. the goverment its all lies and killing us, just like 9/11 inside job.
Graham Drammlewater - Mon, 09 Oct 2017 23:48:37 EST ID:8uW5ItSo No.86400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>caring about third world countries


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