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Honeypot??? by Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 01:54:03 EST ID:9Xw6cYer No.87186 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So is John Cena gonna come rap our way out of this? Or is big bing bum bop gonna spread buttery gold for here to LA while a rainbow fires out his pee hole?

I'm just asking questions?

Like when someone wouldn't take mychecklyman I knew those vaguely European Soccer stars were up to no good and now they are taking a boat back to Italy.

Shitting Soppernedging - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 06:48:17 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87188 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I Think hes on a tropical
vacation, J Cena the sensation
secret a 33 1/3 free mason
Haunting your dreams like jason
Or was that freddy?
sorry teddy im getting a mani peddy
amaretti confetti leaves me with plenty
of spaghetti on the telly
i just got these done you nelly!
and now they are all chipped and cracked
they look like your mum on smack
ill have to take them back
and get the asians to do them again
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 10:46:52 EST ID:qrwB52z0 No.87196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
http://boards.the future.org/v/
This might be more your speed
Jenny Nallychare - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 19:17:08 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87201 Ignore Report Quick Reply

xD go back to the future.
Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 13:01:35 EST ID:vV06B9h3 No.87217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm Moot

Aliens! by Esther Darryham - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 15:27:16 EST ID:vi8Rlo1o No.87190 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You dont need evidence when the story is this good!
22 Alien Genetic Experiments, Secret Space Programs & Break Away Civilizations

I have seen an image of the Nazi moon base and I think the Maria Orsec and Admiral Bird stuff could be true so who knows.
Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 21:34:19 EST ID:9Xw6cYer No.87193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Me: do you live in central, southern or Northern L.A.?

Robot Gigglytan: yes
DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 02:26:19 EST ID:S5a+tHrQ No.87195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jared Leto fucking sucks

i don't know if this is a conspiracy but...... by Shit Sindlehall - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 02:25:45 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87171 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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that is the actor who played Bilbo Baggins.....

Mad Trix by Vajeana Hurtz - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 11:34:46 EST ID:tErlx8dY No.86965 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yo I respect authority and I wanna respect celebrities
I don't give a calm bout the rams
Plum island is fake like the cake
Yeah I when to school and got a good GPA like how people brag about TNA!

Grilling in the name of!
Some of those who burnt sausage
Were the same who use sauces!

>ITT rap battle me you donkey brained fundy dudies!
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Basil Higglechedge - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 07:41:48 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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He's givin you the treatment of apathy
The only he wants to rhyme with
Is'a me
You're probably around the borderline
Of obesity
Why else would you be chasin him
So desperately

For you coherent rhymes are hard
For me I hit the bullseyes
Like playin Dart
Who the fuck that nigga Bart
Can he got off my lawn please
All I'm tryna do is appease
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Barnaby Fishwell - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 05:00:00 EST ID:agIbsJGI No.87155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Erratic with the my mental state
Catatonic like I'm hooked on phonics with a twisted fate
Delivery of my disorder before the odor of my vape makes you hate
What can you tell the messages inside an electron beeping
Do I feel the same as I was once I was six years old
Kicking word s out like Bruce Lee make you scatter like a flea
The honeycomb shatter makes my mindset are elevated
I produced elevator music but still unknown and it's shown
Weight of my own insecurities spill into the misery
Rawbooty Girlyman - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 21:52:02 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You are hot garbage, totally worthless
The only thing you're good at is pervin'
Refuse service, forget shoes bitch you shirtless
Do us all a favor and get to swervin'
Know what I didn't get for Christmas?
You crashing into a wall, I think we deserve it.
Matilda Cingerstack - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 07:12:12 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bitches make me ree
I take your misery
One up it
And laugh at you in glee
Can't you just sit there
And motherfkn be
What's so hard about existence
Hidin' from present tense
Bitch do some mushies
Because you need a lens
Have you ever thought
That maybe all your frehns
Are all fake and naught
Bitch now grab that pot
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Matilda Cingerstack - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 07:24:56 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87159 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bitch who you callin garbage
All my rhymes are farfetch
Just cuz you a pussy
Cuttin yourself on this edge
Ma nigga, you see that ledge?
Time to do a jump
But please do a flip
A road in the bump
A fly in my crip
Bitch you better hide
Or taste my catnip

I'm here entertainin yo ass
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2017 by Cedric Sallerman - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 10:29:39 EST ID:/aiE7tOp No.87160 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The murder soap.The president of irish spring and the past president of rexall are the cause of my death.The burning skin,nerve damage and where's the sweat?
Jarvis Honeystock - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 11:53:29 EST ID:CEx+DK43 No.87161 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think this is a good thing

someones turning into a porkchopper! by Rebecca Tootdale - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 22:08:47 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87143 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ahahahahahaa!! more like beers of weight gain!!

he's like a cliff of beef!!

looks like he needs that razor now!! (that's a fat joke not a suicide joke, don't jake paul me!)

cliffy b got fat
DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 02:23:31 EST ID:DwSRZRym No.87154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Even though I like to get dough certainly
Spit them fast raps and flip flows urgently
Everybody thinks that I’m gonna go pop
like the Bitcoin bubble, that crypto-currency
I hate taxes. I like getting bucks!
I don’t like fake asses, don’t like lil rumps
I don’t like face tats, you look like lil punks
I don’t like fake rap, I don’t like Lil Pump!!!
I heard a new song today and the words were just
“Gucci Gang Gucci Gang” over and over
just “Gucci Gang”
that’s it? That’s all you gotta do for fame?
Whatever happened to pushing music to a new terrain?
This motherfucker sounds like:
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SUFFER NOT THE KIDS ON YOUR LAWN by Ted "scotchface" Kennedy - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 20:57:52 EST ID:0U6eUcGu No.87130 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Alice Dissletit - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 00:24:38 EST ID:22HS5kTT No.87131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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carl brutamanaluski - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 11:53:50 EST ID:MfqKNX1T No.87151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm disabled because a chicken at the job flew at me and now I live with my 6 kids drinking the welfare away

Is it a conspiracy to call two Indian take out places by Hedda Pockcocke - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 23:04:42 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87115 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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and put the phones together so they try to take orders from each other?
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Ted "scotchface" Kennedy - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 12:58:10 EST ID:0U6eUcGu No.87128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Captain literal strikes again?
Samuel Dacklespear - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 19:00:06 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87129 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i could say the same for you too, ruining my joke answer like that.
Rawbooty Girlyman - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 20:02:58 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians
Fanny Soggledadge - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 06:54:09 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87144 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this is pretty funny.
Chief firewater - Wed, 03 Jan 2018 10:35:10 EST ID:MfqKNX1T No.87145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The PC way to say that word is native-drinkers

woke movie thread by Oliver Hunderlock - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 07:24:26 EST ID:Y7YYzZAe No.87109 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Waking Life

My Dinner With Andre
Hugh Sinnerwill - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 03:46:15 EST ID:yS3owY0N No.87138 Ignore Report Quick Reply

waiting for godel

link: fuck off

Bringing someone back from death by Lydia Fimmlefoot - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 20:32:00 EST ID:xEbjKVIO No.77731 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Death is the termination of all biological functions that sustain a living organism. Phenomena which commonly bring about death include biological aging (senescence), predation, malnutrition, disease, suicide, homicide, starvation, dehydration, and accidents or trauma resulting in terminal injury.[1] Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after death. Death of humans has commonly been considered a sad or unpleasant occasion, due to the termination of bonds with or affection for the being that has died, or having fear of death, necrophobia, anxiety, sorrow, grief, emotional pain, depression, sympathy, compassion, solitude, or saudade.

We all know that there is no way to prevent death, but what if we can bring someone back once they have died? Biological death and even a complete destruction of a body could be circumvented, by growing a body with the old conscientiousness at the same time. If we start looking into this further and applying what we know, such as stem cell formation and mitochondrial DNA, we could be able to grow a new body around specifically sculpted donor bones.

>Results from a recent study published in the journal EBioMedicine showed that altered mitochondrial DNA changes precede bioenergetic dysfunction and that patients with diabetic nephropathy (DN) have impaired mitochondrial metabolism compared to kidney disease. The results indicate that systemic mitochondrial dysfunction initiated by glucose induced altered mitochondrial DNA damage may be involved in the development of DN.

While studying Diabetic Nephropathy
Researchers have found a clear link between damage to Mitochondrial DNA due to DN, this same damage could be reverse engineered to provide the storage space needed within a sample of the original body to chemically encode and store a persons: thoughts, ideas, feelings and memories. Large amounts of both physical and mental therapy would be needed, especially psychological therapy to trigger memories and regain the memories as memories not just informatio…
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Alice Pockgold - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 11:16:07 EST ID:kMcnvXXi No.84617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bamp 0
The Boat - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 11:26:13 EST ID:jP6f8VCL No.84663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Um this thread is racist because I can't grow a new body... only one thing on me grows ;)

the national debt...
Ernest Farringletch - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 18:13:27 EST ID:NqPi5gIZ No.84667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
carcinoma I hope
The Boat - Fri, 03 Mar 2017 18:29:40 EST ID:jP6f8VCL No.84668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Whao! You can set things on fire with your mind?!?!
DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 05:08:30 EST ID:mQoCAL+N No.87091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Friday November 13

Im pretty sure OP actually brought someone back from the dead

Check a patients prostate by Dildo McDildo M.D. (..(..)=========D - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 15:12:54 EST ID:nwuYXjc/ No.87079 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Accidentally feel my own

Resend space warfare Wikipedia article by Vajeana Hurtz 2 Squirtz (..(..)=========D - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 13:07:45 EST ID:nwuYXjc/ No.87072 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Accidentally emailed my Spanish homework to Donald Trump

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