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pettier than most, in the good sense by Priscilla Chivingnick - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 06:13:40 EST ID:BOfFODzI No.86805 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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remember the time when that guy did the thing and their planter drifted off?

catalonia split last year over the formation of a dwarf fortress, meeting in the year 2144, capsaicinoid pussy

radical departures from the revelatory congress of the spheroid super creature crystals in the remarkable zone of karma reclamation

how long can we cannibal the real feelings of true beings
when will our sensors deteriorate and melt into silicon brains

shame to feign crane sustainability frames dismantle when the tower
cramp up in the middle of the night earthquake no it's a plane quick escape

shatter your ransom in the silver lucidity of her glare
howl like animals at the super bowl
Priscilla Chivingnick - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 06:29:34 EST ID:BOfFODzI No.86806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a robot coupling on the deterioration of informal conquest
flower fried ration in a tower branded dye
clan recognition your fan is stuck in sand give a shitlord a hand if you can
yo da man now dawg
samurai gentleboner rich in the fitness ten sextons quickness
tubular dude present fascination more crustaceans fatten up the spandex fart appraiser
a golden blazer irradiates tame perception your a daffodillio in the garage cracks waning in the coke stained steak n shake shack

plz give me ten burgers as payment
Albert Dibbernun - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 04:17:34 EST ID:CZY8I5Dd No.86892 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Conspiracy by Lillian Grandshit - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 23:50:50 EST ID:vxwM8Ucw No.86775 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am in the middle of a minor conspiracy that is real, it is just a trope though, so its a joke. But it's real, and everyone would rather talk about how Africa is the best song ever (it is)

Ok well. I just found it ironic.
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Martin Hablingsone - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 21:27:13 EST ID:vxwM8Ucw No.86875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Coincidentally it started while I was having a manic episode in the city. I heard them talking about things I'd posted here as if they were fact, and I thought strangers were talking to me on the street. Only certain things got through, like there was interference from local sources, but i've only recently considered that as a technological possibility. At the time I just thought I was nuts or strangers were talking about me. I was hospitalized and watched, random things. Wasn't consistent, like they went somewhere else, totally in line with schizophrenic but kinda weird.

I got better and they kinda quieted, random things here and there. Laying in bed at night I experienced beams of light in my closed eyes, full white. They felt like the sun. I think they were checking to see if I was conscious so they could do something else. Ehhh. It's fucked. Meds don't help.

They always had information I could not possibly have. Like I was drawing a doodle of an interference diagram, and I couldn't remember what it was. But they said "Oh he's drawing an interference diagram" and I was like oh thanks. One time I was at my parents looking for my mom and I heard them say she's on the porch, and she was.

Lately they turned real schizophrenic and accused me of sexual abuse, as auditory hallucinations commonly do. At this point it was that we reconciled each others existences and began having conversations.
Graham Cripperwell - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 23:44:24 EST ID:3PPqSv3f No.86876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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😇🌧️↘️🌍 - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 18:54:49 EST ID:VJPOE72e No.86885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Charles Chizzlewit - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 22:16:44 EST ID:vxwM8Ucw No.86887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The song is really helping
Oliver Sendertudge - Thu, 30 Nov 2017 00:09:09 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Motivational speakers..... by The Boat - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 14:01:35 EST ID:fWamCjqC No.84624 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think we need to get a motivational speaker to come to /tinfoil/ and inspire us. Over on the boating forum they all laugh at us! They call us horrible names like: unmotivated, human and Josh. I want to feel the power!

As the reverend King said
"Rub a dub dub buy my Martin Loofa King wash.... triple wax with the UV protectorant"
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Simon Hibblechire - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 04:11:00 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86848 Ignore Report Quick Reply

A genetic chromosome 21 disorder causing developmental and intellectual delays.

Its not a mental illness. a mental illness is like depression or trannydom, not down syndrome. you made me laugh, thank you :)
Ian Fuckingfield - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 15:43:08 EST ID:GlpPIfIg No.86849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>down syndrome isn't a mental illness
Get the fuck out of here
Sidney Sirryson - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 17:16:22 EST ID:tiEvdMMG No.86850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's called being down with the sickness artard
Simon Hibblechire - Thu, 23 Nov 2017 18:19:58 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86851 Ignore Report Quick Reply

this is seriously too funny please stop.
Basil Blozzlespear - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 09:59:50 EST ID:YhZ/45CB No.86869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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People with the downs still deserve to be drowned though

request to change name from /tinfoil/ to /chippacket/ by Phineas Shittingforth - Mon, 27 Nov 2017 04:01:05 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86866 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>the man had concealed his whereabouts during office hours by storing his personal digital assistant, a phone-like device that has a GPS inside, in an empty Twisties packet.

no holding your suasage hostage! by Samuel Tillingwill - Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:06:01 EST ID:8EzXtWpJ No.86841 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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this is a no porn zone

>no drainin the dragon
>no fermin the worm
>no dropping the stomach pancakes

and if you do feel the need to fornicate with yourself watch this first and hopefully you will forget about it
Ian Dacklefag - Fri, 24 Nov 2017 05:16:14 EST ID:gLuTJj4h No.86852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He wasn't using the toilet at all.

Welcome by Rebecca Bevingwell - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:17:11 EST ID:vZMRtgQP No.86823 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Fellow gentlemen ot the internet, while death threats on any medium are as old as time itselt, I implore that you find the restraint to convey your quite spirited distaste in a more constructive manner. For instance, if you think someone in power is out to dupe you for their own financial gain, wonder to yourself if perhaps a threat against their life is the appropriate statement to stamp on a public forum, given that such threats have led to pesky legal consequences all too many times in the past.

May I suggest instead that you threaten to eat a popsicle like some country tart in heat and then send them the picture? Think with your minds, my boys, not your red hot blood. Feast not on fear, lest it be the fear of your own boy as he wonders if you are bouncing too hard upon his extremity and that it may snap at any moment, but may your aim remain true thus upon the moment of mutual climax you can whisper into his ear: "Ajit Pai looks like he can inflate the bottom part of his head to gain buoyancy"
Angus Docklebury - Mon, 20 Nov 2017 14:49:02 EST ID:0NonShh0 No.86824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I ate a popsicle once, it was a jello pudding pop, the snack that I couldn't say no to...
Martin Shakehood - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 10:37:43 EST ID:zjc2a90Y No.86827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like the way the pudding tastes in my mouth Theo, you see Rudi?
Eliza Puttingstore - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 19:51:16 EST ID:BXf1RN5R No.86828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No esoteric knowledge, no death threats. Anything else? Freedom of speech is so confusing
Reuben Greencocke - Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:18:28 EST ID:RGPAvTsG No.86830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Almost forgot no fucking your daughters. That one is tough they are all over me! How about instead of death threats i will show them the enourmous mistake they have made? Teaching is constructive

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