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Women aren't real. by Ernest Dicklenadging - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 14:37:13 EST ID:1FwXHpsW No.86348 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yes, I'll say that again. Women aren't real. Yes, you may see what you think are women, walking the streets in broad daylight, caring for children, playing sports, but those ARE NOT women.
The creatures who you think are women are, in reality, members of what I can only hypothesize is an alien race or a type of demon.
I mean, think about it. Have you ever actually seen a human vagina in real life? Of course you haven't. Yeah, there are those on this board who claim to have had sex with women before, but if you could see who was posting these stories of sex, you'd probably be horrified. But all of the REAL people here have never seen a human vagina that wasn't on a computer screen. How do you know it exists, then? You don't. The shape of a vagina can easily be modeled and faked. The fact is that these "woman" do not have vaginas at all, but a smooth crotch with no genitals!
Yes, this is true; once they seduce an unlucky man with their demonic pheromones (this is why some people think that women smell good), they haul them up to their mothership, where the man is neutered, subject to extensive brainwashing, and is either injected with a fetal human (baby boy), or a fetal woman (baby alien). You see, the human race is actually monosex, but we have been brainwashed into believing otherwise...

When the man is dumped back to earth, he is pregnant, but he cannot know this. Due to the Woman-creature's hallucinatory drugs, he is tricked into thinking that the WOMAN is pregnant. This is one of the most devilish tricks that women are is possession of.
Once the fetus has matured enough, the man craps it out, and the woman collects it. But there is of course more to it; She uses her hallucinatory drugs to make the man think that she has went through unfathomable pain to dispense the baby and thus earns even more trust from the man and further drags him into his brainwashed daze.

The end result of this is that the woman-creature either repoduces or creates another host for future members of her race to use. It should be brought to attention that the baby boys that are birthed are not actually genetically related to the 'father' at all. They are clonse manufcatured just …
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Edwin Brookson - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 08:08:09 EST ID:/mIDNxKn No.87849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But without me, you're only you.
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Hedda Dettinggold - Mon, 23 Apr 2018 10:13:47 EST ID:DyLjzaDu No.87859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86451
Watch Constantine dude Keyanu Reeves smokes like 10packs a day and sees Daemons, in LA and the dude from log jamming plays the devil
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Edward Brookwell - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 10:22:35 EST ID:XdrEnUOp No.87879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86348
Uh what? You autistic neets haven't seen a real vagina? What the ever loving fuck. How about going to a strip club or getting a prostitute?
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Esther Bonkinnut - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 03:39:44 EST ID:TL1aRGSj No.87880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87879
The government created vaginas and as such neither should be trusted...
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Hamilton Blatherbury - Sun, 06 May 2018 00:04:10 EST ID:MOXTmE3Q No.87908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87880
Government Demon Vagina's

I'm so fucking turned on right now.

Hail Satan!


CIA LEVEL INTERROGATIONS FORCE MEN TO BE GAY AGAINST THEIR WILL AND THEN WATCH by Cornelius Brookgold - Sat, 21 Oct 2017 12:22:01 EST ID:qOjh4ZCK No.86504 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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GOOD DAY.
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DAYMAN !!6N4WUaSg - Sat, 21 Oct 2017 13:40:54 EST ID:v0aXAiwx No.86506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86504
Fuck you butthole, I'm gay! I'm gayer than you ever will be! Let's have a gay-off!

Someone time me!
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Matilda Bluffinghed - Sun, 22 Oct 2017 14:38:41 EST ID:gLuTJj4h No.86510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What does the "and then watch" part mean?
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Basil Tillingson - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 05:25:38 EST ID:Fd6Zosma No.87878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you have to force men to be gay??
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Sophie Turveyforth - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 21:20:40 EST ID:Fd6Zosma No.87881 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86506
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I'm floating around dancing gay!

and then watch means sell their bodies online
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Ben Sanders - Sat, 05 May 2018 13:18:13 EST ID:vgZy+1YK No.87907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87878
I have the weirdest boner right now... This place really is gay...


Food poisoning, landlords/renters, jews, targeted individuals, camera sales by Cedric Drazzlestot - Tue, 01 May 2018 17:28:58 EST ID:PyIasw79 No.87883 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If you look online to see how to go about dealing with a room mate who is obviously tampering with your food, people will tell you to move out, which is what the other room mate/landlord/jew wants.

There is no way to go down to a police station and simply ask for the food to be tested, yet now dog shit and homeless shit on the street is tested for DNA and scrutinized 9001 times, testing it against all sorts of databases, but if your room mate, ect is poisoning you, no protection, at all, short of teachers catching kids in class or police being treated appropriately in America's drive through's.

Targeted individuals are generally either operated on in their sleep, simply injected with something, or, via food.

OH, BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING ALREADY TAX PAYER PAID FOR HELP VIA THE "POLICE", no help while they kill off the homeless in their "outreach" programs.

If you act out, within appropriate levels, they charge you with something bogus and then complain about illegal weapons purchases after they steal your 2nd amendment, which, ISN'T, going to happen, like, how stupid do they think we are?

OR

They tell you to buy a camera to catch the guy...nice trick, who owns the camera companies?

So, if they're going to charge you with a crime for violence, just remember that if they live your life is over and if they die your life is over.
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David Buzzville - Tue, 01 May 2018 23:14:36 EST ID:q4ZVLdSf No.87885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87883
ho ho ho santas comin to town, the cyclo has been peachy this year if you know what I mean
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Nigel Bullyforth - Wed, 02 May 2018 14:05:48 EST ID:mNQFi9ML No.87890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87883
>Targeted individuals are generally either operated on in their sleep, simply injected with something, or, via food.

Basically you should protect yourself and not rely on anybody else for your salvation. Youre probably paranoid though that doesnt mean your not being watched. I recommend you take magnesium and vitamin B since youre more likepy than not deficent in them both. Also quit doing drugs and alcohol. Your problems should get better.
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Thomas Dablingstit - Thu, 03 May 2018 09:10:40 EST ID:MWkhESsF No.87903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87890
The alcohol and marshmallows make me think clearly
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Lillian Gubblechat - Fri, 04 May 2018 16:37:04 EST ID:nDcE0O1n No.87906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87905
Who are you fucking?
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christian10foiler - Tue, 08 May 2018 09:17:47 EST ID:QPOxABK+ No.87918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87906
Probably you from the future [%]from the past [%]and forever and into eternity [%] from the elfin graves [\%] homo [%\]


single except in american by 4n83l1j - Wed, 02 May 2018 16:15:16 EST ID:Fd6Zosma No.87895 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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shit all those sweats
so sweaty


Ze Jenkum!!! by Edward Honeyshaw - Tue, 24 Apr 2018 13:03:23 EST ID:+TBCD8TQ No.87862 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has finally been exposed to the wider world!

Cedric, whose recreational drugs run out while his tour bus is being repaired in the Mormon-heavy Provo. After a roadie suggests jenkem, Cedric goes on a bender, culminating in his death by asphyxiation while inhaling methane from a port-a-john
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Eliza Wurryshaw - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 09:52:01 EST ID:looRMBui No.87870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87868
Do you know what a hammer is?
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Lillian Dinkinnit - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 19:23:34 EST ID:tfimM86r No.87873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87870
Technically speaking anything can be used to hammer something, kind of like breaking bricks with a copy of DARK SOULS because DARK SOULS is so hardcore that only another copy of DARK SOULS can break a copy of DARK SOULS

I think I've made myself perfectly redundant
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Nathaniel Blatherlock - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 06:59:13 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87873

>this

I could use a rock as a hammer if i use a rock as a hammer does that make the rock a hammer? what i use a rock to hammer a rock to make a hammer?
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George Serryfock - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 09:52:31 EST ID:DYft86BT No.87877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87876
Naw! I'm looking for a tap and dye and some WD-40
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Jenny Clayworth - Wed, 02 May 2018 11:47:53 EST ID:MWkhESsF No.87889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87877
I always return muh tapes, I read at a fourth grade level!


You maniacs! You blew it up! by Angus Chenningdene - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 09:14:14 EST ID:DUU4lea1 No.87866 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The butthash is gone! Ow gawd it smelled like a paper mill!

You couldn't let it be in peace? Even after I wrote that song?

Bye bye this here Jenkum guy
He huffed and puffed his stuff till he was dry
Singing this'll be the day that I get high



>just think of the art!
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Jenkum not even once - Wed, 25 Apr 2018 10:22:41 EST ID:I1D2ccUv No.87867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87866
🌽πŸ₯£πŸΊπŸš½πŸ’₯πŸ’©πŸ’¨πŸ‘ƒπŸ€―β˜ οΈπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸš“πŸ”«βš°οΈ
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Lillian Dinkinnit - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 19:24:18 EST ID:tfimM86r No.87874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87867
Put up a stack or quit callin
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Ian Bricklekire - Tue, 01 May 2018 12:25:40 EST ID:MWkhESsF No.87882 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87874
Skateboarders grind, I grind too
That's why you can catch me in DC shoes


iran is so far away by duran duran - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 20:09:07 EST ID:Fd6Zosma No.87875 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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the ai is retarded


Can you imagine if the government was actually innocent by Wesley Dudgeset - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 09:24:39 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87799 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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any anything negative you've heard about the government is actually just disinfo to make you bend to the will of foreign powers who want you to rebel against your government?

Like imagine that the government is actually the good guy! isnt it hilarious?
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Graham Blythefoot - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 09:56:06 EST ID:kfOPPzV+ No.87834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87831
Needed you to contract a deadly disease. Drop dead asshole.
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Wesley Worthingwell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:26:29 EST ID:+dp/1oZ3 No.87835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87831
But the legendary legends spoke of this "A Wizard" as a homeless person who had to go to the library to get internet
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Nicholas Sunkinstock - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 01:16:48 EST ID:+HpKnUNm No.87844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87818
I think they both do.
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Jenny Cebblekot - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 08:00:57 EST ID:SCOWZac/ No.87869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87831
I'd love to hear the story. Man I bet there's some conspiracy in there
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Lillian Dinkinnit - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 10:35:19 EST ID:tfimM86r No.87871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87869
The power of the recreational super inhalant of the new generation is within each of us!

JENK 4 LIFE!!!!


God is plotting against me by Phoebe Futtingson - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 15:23:41 EST ID:mlDG3xf9 No.87850 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone here ever get the sneaking suspicion that there is a God, but he's actually malevolent and plots against you? Like, no matter what you do, God finds a way to just fuck with your life. Every decision I make, every job, every attempt at romance, there's always something that just thwarts it. I can never get past 300 lbs on the bench either. Something always happens, I get sick, injured, the car breaks down, etc. It's like he wants me to stay in the same place forever. Like he's saying "don't get uppity".
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Nigel Bandlesedging - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 21:20:36 EST ID:mlDG3xf9 No.87856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, I never said bad shit doesn't happen to any one else. Lrn2read
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Hedda Dettinggold - Mon, 23 Apr 2018 10:11:09 EST ID:DyLjzaDu No.87858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87855
Your ass smells like ass
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bruno13 - Mon, 23 Apr 2018 11:24:50 EST ID:Fd6Zosma No.87860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87852
vitamins are nonsense and you're creating antibiotic resistant bacteria by washing your hands too muchh
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Esther Sockledock - Mon, 23 Apr 2018 16:11:44 EST ID:2qsCFNWo No.87861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87860
That is wrong! Very wrong! Cling to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange!
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Hamilton Fengersidge - Wed, 02 May 2018 15:49:43 EST ID:3ML0iws+ No.87893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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There's no such thing as gods or devils or demons. You are a meat bag and when you die you become worm food. Don't let your negative thoughts invade your life, you need to realize that you are responsible for your actions and you are your own master/god. Live life the way you want and don't obsess over your failures, learn from them and find ways to improve your life.


Foightin roun' the world! by NudeCelebs4Free - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 13:12:59 EST ID:LHrkULOE No.87788 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/04/07/entertainment/russell-crowe-divorce-auction/index.html
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Edward Claybury - Sun, 08 Apr 2018 16:37:21 EST ID:+HpKnUNm No.87790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87788
I like that chart.
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Fucking Deffingwill - Sun, 08 Apr 2018 18:15:14 EST ID:9rMeL05u No.87791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87790
I don't, want 2 fight about it?
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Simon Blepperhodge - Sun, 22 Apr 2018 01:46:55 EST ID:r4/ui4wz No.87848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87791


Dish problems by Lydia Faddlegold - Sat, 29 Apr 2017 11:58:16 EST ID:68jOSivt No.85295 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I eatbuttprenicjel bread and now I'm sick!
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Samuel Blimmerwell - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 05:53:59 EST ID:1A9HT0Y+ No.87840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>85295
Wtf


my trunk bump like Eddy Road by Wesley Worthingwell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:34:15 EST ID:+dp/1oZ3 No.87837 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Louie frames, eyes lower than my G.P.A
Riding and swerving, Kush I'm blown


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