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404 not found by John Drillymore - Sat, 28 Oct 2017 16:46:56 EST ID:+ae1TdC9 No.86607 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so what ever happened to that star trek thread? the one about retribution?
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George Homblenark - Sat, 28 Oct 2017 21:55:30 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Why are we talking about Austin Powers now?
Cedric Smallcocke - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 00:38:36 EST ID:96Sw0ziT No.86616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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was that the op though? did you delete the thread? not cool bro theres like 1 million other threads you could delete instead
Guinan - Sun, 29 Oct 2017 22:15:20 EST ID:HvMqUiMh No.86632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lol that's not exactly what I said, but to be honest I got no interest in conspiring, I just make the drinks, I was just trying to give a bit of trolling.

Here, have an Andorian Ale on the house

jokes on you, they're all free, the Federation doesn't use money anymore
Doris Fuckingson - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 02:02:35 EST ID:aLQaZREq No.86641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Op of that thread here. You did not listen to reason. Now look what happened. The Dominion war has begun
Jack Huttingfere - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:24:19 EST ID:4gHDcs2p No.87719 Ignore Report Quick Reply

"the human body is an interesting thing" by Charles Gallyridge - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 10:36:18 EST ID:u+SIojV8 No.87557 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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-Jefferey Dahmer
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Charles Gallyridge - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 10:39:29 EST ID:u+SIojV8 No.87559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The difference between babies and cheeseburgers is that I don't rape my cheeseburgers before I eat them
Lillian Pellysot - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 11:02:54 EST ID:IczDXprU No.87560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Free Hat!
Fanny Clevingbanks - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 04:12:53 EST ID:w4Bita4l No.87573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"Hey kids, want Pogo to make you disappear?"-John Gacy
Walter Sarringwodge - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 18:14:51 EST ID:mNQFi9ML No.87587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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World Gone Mad
Jack Huttingfere - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:23:44 EST ID:4gHDcs2p No.87718 Ignore Report Quick Reply

RIP Rufus the Stunt Bum by Gayman - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 02:33:42 EST ID:d95TUxe2 No.87666 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Oh gawd! It's over it's all over!
He will be missed, even though this happen like 6months ago
But don't let that get you down!
We can all be bums if we put some lack of work into it
Oh gawd the tears are coming
Who will spray paint BFK on sleeping bums now???
Goodnight sweet prince
Jack Huttingfere - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:22:59 EST ID:4gHDcs2p No.87717 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The "Larry Miller" "Hair System" "for Men" by Eugene Bligglefield - Thu, 10 Nov 2016 00:45:24 EST ID:Z96kHSza No.83461 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The actor and comedian Larry Miller shows up at Carl's doorstep to try and sell him a toupee, the "Larry Miller Hair System". The toupee is made of painted and corrugated sheet metal, there's only one in existence, it's been returned at least once, and God told him to sell it to Carl so Larry can feed his "all-consuming" gambling addiction. (Carl: "Hm...so what's the catch?")

As part of the pitch, Larry uses a simulation machine in the back of his van to show Carl what his life would be like if he had hair. The simulation version of Carl is much slimmer, less slovenly and has a full head of hair, as well as a normal (if rather boring and saccharine) life with a wife, two kids and a stable job. Real-life Carl is initially confused by this ("I don't see any hookers...is it because I scared them away?"), but quickly becomes disgusted with his simulation self's healthy, polite and non-confrontational attitude, which he describes as "selling out".

Soon, Larry realizes they're close to AC Beach, he can "smell the cards", and runs off in a frenzy to go gamble, leaving Carl alone with the simulation machine. Carl thus sets about manipulating the life of the "other Carl", who can constantly hear the real Carl's voice but can't see him.

He starts demanding that his simulation self "grow a sack," which basically consists of doing all the things he would do, including staying up all night drinking beer, ordering a penis pump, sexually insulting his wife and turning a minor confrontation over the fax machine at work into physical violence.

Soon, simulation Carl is fired, and his wife leaves him and takes his kids. However, he still has one dignity, his hair, which the real Carl ensures that he gets rid of as well. Now jobless, wifeless, and hairless (just like the real Carl), the simulation version of Carl kills himself.

Later on Carl agrees to the hair system, which is attached to his skull with POP rivets like a fender from a body shop.
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Shitting Billywidging - Wed, 16 Nov 2016 15:33:06 EST ID:nDaxfrNB No.83543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know what you're talking about this actually happened to him This is real this thread is real they're trying to make him not exist which is illegwell they ritual lyrics abuse him to make him exist for being normie im contacting the NASA to read his emails.
Nathaniel Dartford - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:25:27 EST ID:9lk1yeaV No.85033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hoy OYP!! I iz a poleish plvmber I herr to fikps yov vateeor hiter?!
Cedric Fuvinghall - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:06:53 EST ID:TE2CYKvd No.85082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Et vill vurkin, et vill vurkin! Do'hnt vurrie abowt et, do'hnt vurrie abowt ennytheen!
Gayman - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 02:36:39 EST ID:d95TUxe2 No.87667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Years of butts
Jack Huttingfere - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:22:28 EST ID:4gHDcs2p No.87716 Ignore Report Quick Reply

NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!! by Lord Super Kami Guru - Mon, 14 Nov 2016 01:00:11 EST ID:cljtNQ83 No.83501 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek. I will now release your inner potential. It wasn't that much. It's all downhill from here. Do I look Catholic to you? It's your first time so I'll be gentle. Now relax as I reach deep inside you and grab hold of your assets. I am an adult! Stop making out with your boyfriend I can hear it from here! How does it feel to be the bronze medal? Every party needs a pooper that's why the invited you. Why are you still here? Sucks about your family but know who else lost his family? Batman. It is I your other half. Writing to you from our home planet. It has been many years since I banished you from it after we split from the same being. How are you doing? I'm doing great! I've got my own servant. Do you have a servant? He's kind of a tool... for my amusement! By the way if you're looking for a good time, hit up Earth. You could probably take them over, too, their defenses probably suuuck. We'll time for my sponge bath. Keep in touch! Your evil half. So I tell him I don't care who you are clean my jowels. Did you tell him to work the shaft? We don't even have those! Oh God natural light! I'm the guy who's not judging you by your appearance. He is the strongest of our race. You have been trained in the ancient ways, I believe in you. Waste his smug ass. Fool, if I had trained him in the new way he might have stood a chance. I do not know what a Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing.
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Frederick Goblingham - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 13:11:36 EST ID:SP0wD4Hs No.83569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
...be a reeeeeal dick move to die right now.
Phoebe Bicklehure - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 02:04:10 EST ID:0H4qYhWH No.86101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
(_)_) :::::::::::::::::~~~~THE SHADOW MASTERS ARE WATCHING YOU~~~~
Nathaniel Bemblekock - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 08:43:57 EST ID:s1X7dNj6 No.86102 Ignore Report Quick Reply

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Watchers of THE SHADOW MASTERS are watching you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Charlotte Shakestone - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 12:58:50 EST ID:zWraMHVL No.86105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
(_)_) =========D~~~~ 0v
Jack Huttingfere - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:21:13 EST ID:4gHDcs2p No.87714 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What's religion can'ts /tinfoil most the least? by Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:53:43 EST ID:Y63FUC9R No.87239 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so like is tinfoil/ well, you know religion pizza?
DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 11:13:15 EST ID:roomV3Fl No.87240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what I most can't the least, would be do not a bad job, but always a good.
Reuben Honderlun - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:20:34 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87242 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Is /tinfoil/ religious? no. is /tinfoil/ a religion? yes.
Rawbooty Girlyman - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:45:24 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Leave it to a reuben to mess up the meme 😂
Reuben Honderlun - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:10:13 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87244 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Reuben's gotta Reub!
Jack Huttingfere - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:14:25 EST ID:4gHDcs2p No.87713 Ignore Report Quick Reply

/tinfoil/ religious by George Fanway - Sun, 03 Jul 2016 11:07:39 EST ID:HZrVOjJH No.81069 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is /tinfoil/ religious? Or is religion you know... yeah.
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Dextrolord - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 05:32:01 EST ID:LSec4Ool No.87340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh my God this thread and it's op image r so old too me
My how times have changed
DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 19:30:48 EST ID:y/DBwIqV No.87341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I never think I'll ever get used to your body, cruising your body. I'm just a jealous buffoon. Lost off in my head. Singing off in my head. All I need is you, a little luck, and a couple of dogs.
bluttee !!Jgw48AQJ - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 04:20:25 EST ID:B7Wy2myB No.87374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to smoke heroin off tin foil and can see how the toxins might have contributed to my mental state. That's all I think about when I see this thread.
Hedda Crinderwater - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 04:49:43 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87376 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you dont wonder why the illuminati put pineapple on pizza?
Jack Huttingfere - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 10:12:50 EST ID:4gHDcs2p No.87712 Ignore Report Quick Reply

/tinfoil/ religious? by Clara Summerhure - Tue, 20 Sep 2016 12:27:25 EST ID:S1beg9ni No.82581 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is /tinfoil/ religious, or is religion you know... Yeah
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Shit Dartfield - Wed, 17 May 2017 11:01:43 EST ID:HydZcF87 No.85478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Isabella Binningfield - Sat, 20 May 2017 17:19:04 EST ID:FHJII8lA No.85485 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly if /pol really felt the way they do and put their money where their mouth is then they would convert to islam and move to an arabic country; /pol idealogy and Islamic idealogy are incredibly similar and you can see the parallels because essentially they appeal to young men without any direction in their lives, it's natural for them to blaim their own faults on outside sources. So here are the similarities:



William Bavingpetch - Sun, 28 May 2017 11:25:10 EST ID:HRdBi/VY No.85529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>deliberate misunderstanding
Molly Dorryhat - Tue, 30 May 2017 18:47:20 EST ID:qnkPx1z7 No.85534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck /pol/ this thread is about religion not dumb dick politics

Politics r 4 nerds N domb peepoll
Jack Huttingfere - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 09:38:44 EST ID:4gHDcs2p No.87693 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Treadmill gaming? by An mildly educated gamer - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 14:04:27 EST ID:Mr4eytC+ No.87686 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Burn pounds and your scores will only go up
If the Duce is loose just grind it into the rubber
If your mouse pad is shaking just put a stabilized camera on your mountain bike and ride that

Basically half-life is still on steam sale and I want to run like free chicken

There is a line in the song
"Chicka chicka yeah!"

Someone I Know by Hedda Chigglewell - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 04:06:24 EST ID:mNQFi9ML No.87682 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Was kidnapped by Aliens in Washington back in 2015. Im pretty sure that two people close to me were abducted while they were travelling through Washington state.

I beleive this due to the distances they were traveling by car through the state. They spent a week or two in the state and traveled through the state at least three times. Being somewhat clairvoyant I sense a strong difference in their personality. The two people have developped abilities that they did not have previous to their trip.

I beleive that one of the two people has been outright replaced by an ET while the other had simply been manipulated.
Gayman - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 11:13:00 EST ID:Mr4eytC+ No.87684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One time I passed out and woke up with an inability to process dairy, so yeah you're not special

HALO by Gayman - Mon, 26 Mar 2018 01:29:08 EST ID:Mr4eytC+ No.87681 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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more like gayLO amiright?!

When A Discord Server Has 20,000 members by Wesley Movingkudge - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 23:05:10 EST ID:4FtoFzlb No.87679 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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