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Ancient nukes by Shitting Gocklehod - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 17:39:44 EST ID:7zNPHMph No.84593 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Since Brahma is considered the Creator in Sanatana Dharma, it is believed by Hindus that Brahmastra was created by him for the purpose of upholding Dharma and Satya, to be used by anyone who wished to destroy an enemy who would also happen to be a part of his (Brahma's) creation. The target, when hit by Brahmastra, would be utterly destroyed.

>The weapon was also believed to cause severe collateral damage. The land where the weapon was used became barren, and all life in and around that area ceased to exist. Both men and women became infertile. There was also a severe decrease in rainfall with the land developing cracks, as in a drought. The Brahmastra is mentioned in the epics and Vedas as a weapon of last resort and was never to be used in combat.

>In the Mahabharata, it is explained that when this weapon was invoked there would be flames, thunder, and a thousand meteors would fall, accompanied with a great din and a trembling of the earth

The weapon itself sounds an awful lot like a nuclear bomb. The way it would destroy an entire town, then leave it barren and uninhabitable for generations. Infertility. the land would become dry and arid. All the symptoms of high gamma ray levels.

Here is a description of a variation of the Brahmastra. Called Brahmastra Astra.

>In Mahabharata,it is explained that when this weapon is invoked " it blaze up with terrible flames within a huge sphere of fire.Numerous peals of thunder were heard; thousands of meteors fell; and all living creatures became terrified with great dread. The entire welkin seemed to be filled with noise and assumed a terrible aspect with those flames of fire. The whole earth with her mountains and waters and trees, trembled.". When it strikes an area it will cause complete destruction and nothing will grow even a blade of grass for next 12 years.It will not rain for 12 years in that area and everything including metal,earth become poisoned
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Phoebe Duckway - Tue, 28 Feb 2017 20:50:35 EST ID:OktqkpU0 No.84632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you knew what happened in Manhattan Project you would be disgusted
Caroline Blimblestock - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 10:35:22 EST ID:4C/faQQO No.84640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>If you knew what happened in Manhattan Project you would be disgusted
Naked blue penises?
Graham Crambleforth - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 18:49:05 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84647 Ignore Report Quick Reply

How about the fact that the only reason they used the bomb was because they didnt want the soviets to compete with them for supremacy?
Fanny Ganninglock - Thu, 02 Mar 2017 12:42:21 EST ID:qkg30WW3 No.84656 Ignore Report Quick Reply
brahmastra is fission bomb
Brahmashirsha astra is hydrogen bomb
and Brahmanda astra is antimatter bomb
The Boat - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 11:52:50 EST ID:DGUO0CM5 No.84673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where does Montezumas Revenge fit on this list??? Now that's a real explosive especially when mixed with tequila and cream corn...

Asian mini markets are part of a money laundering schemes, no way there can be that many by irlydontknow - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 14:16:52 EST ID:R+2F+3K4 No.84643 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Frederick Clankinsurk - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 15:54:10 EST ID:TeRnWkr4 No.84644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
do you have any evidence of your claim you'd be willing to share?
The Boat - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 17:57:15 EST ID:Ze/ZNWWW No.84646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe OP is the Asian supermarket, I really would want any structures on this board though... we have enough anthropomorphic posters here as is ;)

Also why can't we use emojis on here?? I have a nice Boat one that's dank :8
Nicholas Fittingwedge - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 20:06:36 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84648 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i always thought asian markets stay open because asian people feel obligated to buy from other asian people, like how jews preferably buy from jewish people and businesses.
Phoebe Himmerbanks - Thu, 02 Mar 2017 01:31:45 EST ID:LfbAiRTi No.84650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nicholas Fittingwedge - Thu, 02 Mar 2017 04:41:32 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84652 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This is a weird way to say you love me and want to watch conspiracy theory videos on youtube with me. but okay :)

Does anyone have pictures of the legendary man eating chicken? by The Boat - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 13:47:05 EST ID:dkg1DYdS No.84607 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I seen it with me own eyes one time through the most fog of Iron Wall Bay....
Wesley Bremmlemudging - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 06:12:11 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84613 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I cant tell if this is a chicken who eats men or a man who eats a chicken.

Man eating chicken. so confusing!!
The Boat - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 17:52:36 EST ID:Ze/ZNWWW No.84645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To answer your question... yes ;)
Nicholas Fittingwedge - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 20:10:56 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84649 Ignore Report Quick Reply


shitiest things youve done for drugs by ive done it youve done it - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 21:15:34 EST ID:p6Hh0/Uk No.84218 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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lets here some stories
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Shitting Blackwill - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 06:37:11 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84295 Ignore Report Quick Reply

He was super mean to me he said i was vanilla :(

Like imagine if i said that you were like i dunno, im not good at insults, but just imagine if he said you were vanilla, wouldnt you be hurt?

i mean, everyone know vanilla needs atleast choc-chip to go with it, at least, no one has vanilla on its own, when i was a kid we used to put milo on vanilla ice cream and it was amazeballs, we even put nesquick on it sometimes, nesqiuck, thats how despo we were to liven up vanilla.

So to answer your question no i cant handle the bantz :(
Angus Wonderhudge - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 13:51:36 EST ID:voe4RUQ2 No.84304 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I believe he said you were below even vanilla... Savage!
The Boat - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 14:00:33 EST ID:sW72PFys No.84306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sum 21 said vanilla is the finest of the flavors
Caroline Blimblestock - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 10:50:31 EST ID:4C/faQQO No.84641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I once knew this really good-looking guy who offered me drug money if I starred in his hardcore underground videos.

I did some things I'm not proud of and I think he may have just been using me for my body, but it all worked out in the end.
The Boat - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 10:56:33 EST ID:Ze/ZNWWW No.84642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ok Chester Bennington... did it leave you numb? Or make you think about what I've done? Hopefully he picked the right time of the month so you wouldn't bleed it out...

Attend temple; reject the Communist Gangster Computer God by Graham Blackham - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 23:33:14 EST ID:7dcLYLn5 No.84357 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did everyone remember to attend your local Astrocist temple this glorious Sabbath Day? Keep faith and always reject the temptations of Gangster Computer Mind Control Implants, you guys!
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Clara Bablingstork - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 23:39:17 EST ID:hIb2dQLk No.84405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why are you yelling?
Fanny Wublingson - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:48:42 EST ID:FdU3uDIo No.84449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:02:53 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gangster rap is a secret Jewish scheme to mind-control the masses into accepting Gangsterism.

You heard it here first, folks.
Phineas Blunnerbanks - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:10:47 EST ID:Ttk/Map4 No.84474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If a kyke and a nigga are allowed to breed do have have its offspring build your pyramids or pick your cotton?
Caroline Blimblestock - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 10:29:43 EST ID:4C/faQQO No.84639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>If a kyke and a nigga are allowed to breed
I think what happens next is they lead their people out of Egypt, if I remember correctly.

How many? by Polly Toothood - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 00:13:06 EST ID:c7AYJo+z No.84475 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How many books do I got to read till I get woke?

Like I've read Magick Book 4, Herodotus, and even the Tibetian Book of the Undead. But I feel like I'm steel not woke yet. I've tried padding it out with the complete works of Dr. Theodor Geisel, and yet still nothing.
When do I break this plateau?
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Phoebe Worthingham - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 07:48:36 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The Boat - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:41:28 EST ID:c2lxaeDn No.84591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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One time I had to use a cardboard dingy to survive on the open seas one time, I was out there for so long that when the coast guard picked me up they said I must have boat like reflexes... and that's how I got the name The Boat :)

Pic related is me as a teenager, man look at how young I was, totally still got it ;)
Basil Buzzwill - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 15:15:34 EST ID:EHVYnnF1 No.84609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Look dude, if you're reading books to "get woke" then you're doing it wrong and will likely never achieve your goal. The real truth of the matter is that there is no "plateau" , but that you gradually begin to achieve these states through appreciation of learning. It's not about the destination, but the journey.
The Boat - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 17:13:16 EST ID:dkg1DYdS No.84610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I heard that game sucked!!! Why would you want to explore the world instead of destroy it???

Pic related is my father who in a drunken stupor while on vacation in Peru fucked a tour boat, nine months later I was born coated in diesel and phlegm...
Albert Gellerchuck - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 05:12:32 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84621 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I didint know you were peruvian The Boat! Are you a shaman-boat?

Joy of Satan is a lie by Augustus Billingman - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 18:13:30 EST ID:gpMWuo5Y No.83213 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Be christian. Everything on the page is a lie. You'll never know who I am, how important I am, or what job I have, but this is 100% true.
Thomas Seffinghet - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:14:53 EST ID:bH7gbG6d No.84479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're on the page.
The Boat - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 10:41:23 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hail Satan!
GorillaWelfare - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 15:11:16 EST ID:RdUp2tiN No.84504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Then he must be lying?
Phyllis Sinkindock - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 17:24:55 EST ID:0Ihov2FF No.84526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hail Satan!

media lies memes? by Frederick Clacklelene - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 12:48:22 EST ID:79wVWL65 No.84483 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we post some here, since apparently its not relevant to /pol.

The WSJ one is not true btw.
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Molly Hennerwater - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 07:45:01 EST ID:oIS/1TBp No.84493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

This is why /pol/ doesn't want your cancer. Learn how to speak for yourself and maybe people will be willing to listen to what you have to say; instead they just see you're a lazy fuck who needs le dank word pictures to do all the work for them and can't be assed to put in actual effort.
William Cummerforth - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 20:38:42 EST ID:oUPunPT1 No.84508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So....no dank memes?
The Boat - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:25:35 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wanna feel a tingle in my dingy
William Cummerforth - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 09:48:54 EST ID:oUPunPT1 No.84519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why do you have to ruin it meng?
The Boat - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 11:32:43 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Feeling fruity?

Alex Jones is a shill by Fuck Cannerwell - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 23:42:37 EST ID:QVAKfneW No.84274 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So Alex Jones is basically a sellout who still hasn't admitted that Trump's Goldman Sachs candidates are suspicious.
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Ebenezer Blandershit - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:33:48 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

yeah very true! i was watching a thing on the youtube today and some expert guy was like "Trump isnt acting like a president at ALL, he is yelling at the media he is being unprofessional and he fired one of his key staffers! he didnt need to fire flynn, he couldve just said "he will do better next time" but instead he fired him, its almost like donald trump is just a regular person who has been elected president based on his actions" and what shocked me is he inferred via his tone, that, that is a bad thing, i was like wtf is this guy smoking?????
Eliza Nunderspear - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 08:17:31 EST ID:M/HCSfF7 No.84467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The fuck are you smoking?
Ebenezer Blandershit - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 08:58:17 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84468 Ignore Report Quick Reply

:( whats that supposed to mean?
James Picklock - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 11:54:28 EST ID:7ofEI2wX No.84469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not fair to criticize someone's choice of incinerated material on a web page dedicated to narcotics...

For example say I place an advert in the local papers declaring my abode as a "Palace of Pleasure", in no way am I stating what pleasure will be received. Perhaps you are pleasured from planting a sapling in Mother Earth or the person in question finds completing puzzles very pleasurable, just because I'm in my underwear in no way guarantees my Palace was designed for illicit sexual activities, that's just my prerogative. You don't know me, you can't judge me. Just because my girlfriend happens to be a sex doll doesn't give restaurants the right to not sing her happy birthday, that's not how America works.
Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:06:44 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The Boat thinks /tinfoil/ is for SLAYER

Royal Bloodline by Cyril Hannerwidge - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 03:07:21 EST ID:ggWvftIi No.84371 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Trump is in the bloodline as well

Is there anything to this?
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Edward Goodman - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 20:00:48 EST ID:fiLJBlvt No.84457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84428 I read somewhere that Genghis Khan got so much ass that a large portion of Asian people can trace their ancestry back to him.
William Nittinghall - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 23:25:50 EST ID:aDepzgeS No.84458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
White people too actually. Although it's a much smaller percentage.

Were all related by raping and pillaging
The Boat - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:29:00 EST ID:X9noGdhK No.84459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You cling to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange!
Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 13:59:50 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So... what you're saying is we've all been President this whole time, and we didn't even know it???
Eliza Pirrystid - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:05:25 EST ID:MyHrh7t/ No.84472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I mean that's what they tell you in high school. I don't know, I don't actually vote.

You know how I knowyou can be the best you that you can be you by Martin Cuttingputch - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 13:58:45 EST ID:ElHdcbMi No.84443 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So? Who the hell hit the chicken switch!!!
You wake up on your side of the pancake of the day and wonder?

am I a real American?!!!!![%]
Edward Mucklefidge - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 16:58:06 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84444 Ignore Report Quick Reply


I have no idea what a chicken switch is, but my supermarket recently changed their recipie on the crumbing of their chicken schnitzels and they are not bad. Also kraft has this "crispy chicken" mix that you can mix with chicken and it tastes pretty much like kfc original except if you cook it right the chicken is way better.

I like cooking, but i havent made pancakes for ages, its just too much for a single person and whenver i date a guy im like self concious and dont want to be like "hey let me make you a whole bunch of pancakes" because i dont want him to think of me as being fat and like, yeah. but i used to have a housemate that would regularly make waffles and they were pretty amazing.

I think you're a real amerian OP, i think you would fight for the rights of every man if you had the choice, so yeah i do think you are a real american.
Hedda Buzzlewock - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 23:01:59 EST ID:OjkY4DtU No.84450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It means someone's been being a pussy. You know, they hit their chicken switch. Make you dreams a reality, yesterday you said tomorrow, so do it! Just do it!


more like a real Armenian, amirite?

There is a site called CP (Christian Post) by Nell Nollerfitch - Mon, 19 Dec 2016 19:57:42 EST ID:xobG2PsW No.83915 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do they know the acronym for CP is? I mean it's ironic they are going by that when you hear stories about priests and pastors doing wrong things to human being and abusing them. https://twitter.com/ChristianPost see they even use the acronym "CP" on there twitter profile. Yet everybody is concerned about PizzaGate they should be concerned about the CP posted by ChristianPost.
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Polly Gosslepirk - Wed, 21 Dec 2016 16:36:33 EST ID:GqPtAutK No.83945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wow its nothing...youve been on these sites too long kid
Beatrice Shakebury - Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:57:28 EST ID:0n8+ROwj No.83961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's an acronym, get over it. This is about the same as deriding people for not understanding what "LOL" was when people accidentally made that an acronym back in the late '90's.
Wesley Fottingbury - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 18:58:56 EST ID:ghrQbUl0 No.84268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone knows LOL stands for Lucifer our Lord. It's common sense. Even Google says that. Hail Satan!
Polly Brongerham - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 01:47:11 EST ID:QDPZjUx9 No.84289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
christian post is a fake news site
Shitting Turveystock - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 20:42:31 EST ID:eQpJRkiU No.84445 Ignore Report Quick Reply

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