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It's a prestigious article by Shitting Clobberspear - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 22:45:56 EST ID:z7WwKEGN No.89099 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Twelve years have passed since Scott Calvin took on the mantle of Santa Claus and became subject to the Santa Clause and married Carol Newman, who has now become a teacher in the North Pole. On Christmas Eve, she tells a group of young elves them a story of her life with Scott Calvin/Santa Clause while expecting their first child. Scott invites his in-laws, Sylvia and Bud Newman, to the North Pole, along with Scott's former wife, Laura, her husband, Neil, their daughter, Lucy, and Scott's son, Charlie. Meanwhile, he is summoned to a meeting of the Council of Legendary Figures, consisting of Mother Nature, Father Time, the Easter Bunny, Cupid, the Tooth Fairy, and the Sandman, concerning the behavior of Jack Frost, who is jealous that he has no holiday or special occasion in his honor. Because he has been promoting himself during the Christmas season, Mother Nature suggests sanctions against him. When Scott says he is dealing with how to get the in-laws to come without revealing that he is Santa, Jack Frost negotiates a light sentence of community service at the North Pole, helping Scott and the elves put up various Canadian-themed paraphernalia, as Carol's parents believe Scott is a toymaker in Canada, which Scott agrees.
However, Frost's ultimate goal is to trick Santa into renouncing his position. When elf Curtis inadvertently reveals the "Escape Clause," Frost sneaks into Santa's hall of snow globes and steals one containing Scott as Santa. If Scott holds the globe and says, "I wish I'd never been Santa at all," he will go back in time and undo his career as Santa. When Lucy discovers this, Frost freezes her parents and locks her in a closet. He then orchestrates situations that make Scott think he must resign to make things better.
Frost tricks Scott into invoking the Escape Clause and both are sent to Scott's front yard in 1994, when Scott caused the original Santa to fall off of his roof and had to replace him. Frost causes the original Santa to fall off the roof and grabs Santa's coat before Scott can, making Frost the new Santa. Scott is sent back to the present day, where he has been CEO of his old company for the last 12 years and business takes …
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John Cangerbury - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 01:57:34 EST ID:U5eUuesK No.89113 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Pharma by Michael - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 22:23:05 EST ID:jHiZc2Vy No.89090 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The companies set up shops to sell to you

So you do their research for them

JEWS JEWS JEWS by Lydia Summlespear - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 09:24:48 EST ID:CyB/rVrX No.89019 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Clara Bunman - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 09:57:39 EST ID:x/q1Zew4 No.89020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a tumor a I'm a tumor I'm a tumor!
Clara Bunman - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 09:59:47 EST ID:x/q1Zew4 No.89021 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Esther Sibblebanks - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 12:33:52 EST ID:B3E4QiO1 No.89054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Reuben Garrystone - Sat, 08 Dec 2018 13:33:49 EST ID:iA9qKr7E No.89088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You know it's around this magical time every year I make a pilgrimage to the die hard Wikipedia page by Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 01:27:50 EST ID:DyLjzaDu No.89064 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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An all the diabetic children will have a merry Christmas this year
>somewhat European terrorists
>lack of respect for fire codes
>overweight law enforcement officials

This masterpiece has it all
>but the Cleveland show version did make a better point about being able to put three slices of bread together to make a "bread sandwich" and today I tried to order that at a restaurant and was given a quizzical look before the perennially pregnant waitress brought me a full stack of two blueberry pancakes. I mean seriously she's been pregnant non-stop for like seven fucking years.

Let us all bow our heads for this 30th anniversary special edition that is signed by Bruce Willises younger half brother.

>ho ho ho I have a machinefun :,)

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Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 22:02:56 EST ID:x9jN+2XG No.89087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You know I also like to make a pilgrimage to the halloweed Wikipedia page on Arbor Day but that's mostly because I don't know what that holiday is all about so I like to create my own mythos

Someone created the migrant caravan to help the GOP by Reuben Wombledine - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 07:56:55 EST ID:8s40pgXL No.89069 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Take a gander at this article:

>activist known for leading caravans in the past, including the largest ever at 1500 people shows up on facebook saying his organization is funding and organizing the next caravan
>this gives credence to the caravan since people think it will be well-funded and organized by someone who has done these successfully in the past
>in reality, that was a fake account and the real activist opposed a caravan at that time because of the upcoming US election
>despite no one officially having organized the caravan, it mysteriously grows 5 times larger than anything previously
>works perfectly as an issue for Trump to motivate his base right during the election

This has Russia's MO all over it. It didn't mysteriously grow to that size for no reason. They probably made a bunch of fake facebook accounts, including the one for the famous activist and started organizing this thing themselves. It might not have been the Russians, it might have been someone at the GOP, but the problem with that is that if it's traced back to them it becomes a GIANT fucking story. If it gets traced back to the Russians, no one cares. The Russians are fully in bed with the US GOP at this point. Facebook of course is shutting the whole thing down and refusing to say anything. We know that Facebook is all wrapped up in this conspiracy thanks to Peter Thiel who is a close ally of Robert Mercer, the American bankroll for the US-Russian alliance. They've helped facilitate and obfuscate Russia's operation this entire time.

You might be wondering what Russia gets out of all this other than a longshot at a civil war or something, and the immediate answer is probably that they want cover to continue to invade former Soviet satellite states without NATO coming down on them. They need the support of politicians within NATO states before they can move openly. Every day that support grows stronger thanks to their online propaganda campaigns that meld real world actions with online messages just like in this incident. They organize useful idiots to carry out acts in the real…
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Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 15:04:14 EST ID:5rZrfvEe No.89078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow you really are new around here :)
A_Wizard - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 15:09:55 EST ID:L/ue6Tjr No.89079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I am A Wizard. This is my home. You had best of brought fried chicken in tribute, if you don't wish to spend time in the tub feeding the corn... didn't spardot plant that corn? Who thr fuck was wearing my robes and planting corn again?
Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 16:02:45 EST ID:5rZrfvEe No.89080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I read at a fourth grade level!
A_Wizard - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 20:10:06 EST ID:L/ue6Tjr No.89085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Then here is a book for ya, lad.
Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 22:00:34 EST ID:x9jN+2XG No.89086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Communists were something dreamt up in a fever dream by a drunken senator from Wisconsin

>you know what did happen???? Alderan baby

Can we have a 40k general thread? by Ezender Rodrigu - Sat, 06 Oct 2018 11:16:53 EST ID:lUuorq2c No.88760 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I like memes. Let's post some
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Ezender Rodrigu - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 15:07:18 EST ID:FXT019Na No.88768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 15:27:22 EST ID:c1g6wWWd No.88769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nathaniel Duckshit - Thu, 11 Oct 2018 11:08:49 EST ID:tD4os+/Y No.88791 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 16:24:16 EST ID:5rZrfvEe No.89084 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Global diet pill pyramid scheme! by Mc Pee Pants - Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:28:25 EST ID:uM+Et3Io No.88240 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want candy, bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy
Put it in a pile split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
Talkin' licorice kisses talkin' chocolate dowsed smiles
I want candy I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops
Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose
Candy, candy
I need candy, bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it 'til your dad sees embarrass your whole family
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Your baby daddy's worst nightmare - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:22:01 EST ID:khi708A0 No.88255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Americans should limit their added sugars consumption

Americans should keep their intake of added sugars to less than 10% of their total daily calories as part of a healthy diet.2 For example, in a 2,000 daily calorie diet no more than 200 calories should come from added sugars.
Americans, aged 6 years and older, consumed about 14% of total daily calories from added sugars in 2003–2010.3
The leading sources of added sugars in the U.S. diet are sugar-sweetened beverages, grain-based desserts like cakes and cookies, candy, and dairy desserts like ice cream.3 Reducing the amount of sugary drinks and sugary foods each day and replacing these with plain water and fruit might be a good way to reduce added sugars intake.

The intellectual giant that cleans kids puke off the floor at Whole Foods told me that
Ernest Hallyville - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 19:46:31 EST ID:YmouaIbn No.88285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's the bus of the undead. Lubricated with a 10-W blood.
Ernest Hallyville - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 19:47:17 EST ID:YmouaIbn No.88286 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh yeah, no, that's assisted living dracula.
Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 16:05:51 EST ID:5rZrfvEe No.89083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This thread speaks to me

Why Are all comedians and news people British? by Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 00:16:05 EST ID:qs4V7uq1 No.89042 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Like why can't I just turn on the tv and see two craotian men arguing over a dead wesaeal? On the titenic... while the captain like deals with alcoholism and crew that thinks port is a kind of wine?

Truly it's better than the original
Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 16:04:36 EST ID:5rZrfvEe No.89082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shameless self bump

The offical bee a troll to this buzzin buckaro by Angus Chidgestone - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 00:14:13 EST ID:ZP8phILb No.83883 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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This is amazing by Barry B Benson - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 21:47:38 EST Ideo9wO7K No.83869


Instead visit my bee movie thread



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Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 16:03:47 EST ID:5rZrfvEe No.89081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I reported your report

Feces powered water pump for the 3rd world??? ECOcon17 by Fucking Fungerkodge - Fri, 01 Dec 2017 13:33:07 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86904 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Oh, so it's sorta like that movie "Predator". Only instead of hunting people, he's, like, crappin'.
Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 12:43:29 EST ID:dyVM4mRk No.89072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love the environment down by the docks, were a whooooore
Martha Hibblefoot - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 12:46:41 EST ID:sRIsj/26 No.89074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man ATHF really went to shit after season 3

So Battlefront II was a good game right? by Edward Adams - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 00:27:42 EST ID:0U6eUcGu No.87132 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey I mean not everyone on the internet loves everything and I think that it is great we live in a country where people can share their opinions.

After all wouldn't you rather listen to critics rather than the transient game community in general?

And the whole loot crate debacle, well that's just so that the consumer can customize their experience, and you wouldn't want to take away peoples freedom to choose like spousal rape. Would you?
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EA - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 02:38:07 EST ID:0U6eUcGu No.87136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No they aren't
Samuel Dacklespear - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 03:23:45 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87137 Ignore Report Quick Reply

They really are and you should feel very bad for your actions EA because we all know that star wars wasnt the first game you tried loot boxes, im looking at all the fifa games and alike where you have to buy packs to get certain players and shit. its disgraceful and you should feel disgraced.
DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 11:50:43 EST ID:LUPO2AfY No.87141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why is everyone criticising EA? I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).
irl taking a dumb - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 14:33:03 EST ID:9Xw6cYer No.87180 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just watched a video and now I'm going bald on my pubs
I need wo tong to work
Hello darkness my old butt
I've come to cum again
So you take the good you away from your own business
Jessica Tandy needs candy !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 07 Dec 2018 12:45:22 EST ID:dyVM4mRk No.89073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Old battlefront II < new battlefront II

I'm a whale!! Orrrg orrrg!

consider this by Edward Cendlechit - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 14:40:08 EST ID:5iyleN0q No.89045 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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all "conspiracy theories" are psyops, including this one
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Wesley Brookham - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 01:23:21 EST ID:ZEKktdSe No.89052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The question is about what are they up to and why? its about forcing a transparancy where they dont want one. maybe its found out that bildeberg is harlmess, which is great, but if it does turn out that they are engaging in eugenics and they are purposly dumbing down the population and they are purposely making themselves richer while everyone else poorer then thats something i think everyone should know and personally i dont like that and i think thats bad. but it all depends on how you view the world.
Jesus Christ you bounce around more than a kid in Kevin Spacey's trunk
George Wiblingspear - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 05:43:47 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.89053 Ignore Report Quick Reply

thats so funny :) Kevin Spacey!
Albert Brullerwell - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 19:22:31 EST ID:QY9QUgPD No.89061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you ever thought that people's tendency to assume their control over their lives is being taken from them by some faceless 'them' is because of humans general tendency to anthropomorphize complex systems in order to think about them more easily?

Humans evolved to assume all threats were somewhat intelligent living organisms individually hunting us, because that's what the threats were in our natural environment. We never evolved to think that we could be killed by the uncaring interaction of a system so complex no one person can understand every part of it; so we imagine a mysterious group of people, who inexplicably control everything. It's just seeing the face of a panther in the chance pattern of the bushes; and while you're squinting at it, you might run off a real cliff.
Nell Midgetore - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 20:35:41 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.89062 Ignore Report Quick Reply

a faceless them. Well lets look at it this way, it could just be governments, governments could be controlling our lives, i mean look at china, they censor everything they limit what the population can and cant read and do and if you go outside of that you're arrested locked away and ostracised from society.

Contemporary society is kind of like that through the twitter verse where people can be named and shamed for saying something thats not cultrually acceptable and therefore, lose their job family etc.

the "them" is only faceless in regards to the bildeberg (for example) because they dont want to reveal who they are, going back to the whole kill the king type deal.

There has always been a chief of the tribe, its said thats why some egyptian pharaohs claimed they were gods so it was easier to control a mass of people with the fear of eternal damnation and so people willingly followed the pharoh because to them they were a god. How did the pharoh communicte to the tribe they were gods? through stories, through people who communicated with the masses. Do you see what im getting at?

So once upon a time humans lived in small tribal villages, but when cities began to be formed due to agricultural expansion and markets people were no longer loyal to the leader of the tribe you had grown up with, the tribal elders, which required police, which required some kind of force and rules around conduct and etiquette.

Who dictated this?
a Kind, a God.
I use egypt as an example because its the easiest to explain, but there always comes a point when the tribe becomes too big to manage, look at america, the Britain could no longer wield control over america so america revolted and became independent.
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Edward Clapperfield - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 22:49:47 EST ID:L/ue6Tjr No.89063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>it's just some faceless mental creation!
Or maybe people just get their posts deleted and their IP banned when they state the name of those descended of the Melqarts and Aaron.

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