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Extraterrestrials and UFOs by Nathaniel Sippershit - Tue, 18 Nov 2014 20:32:09 EST ID:YHurEaCU No.70126 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you believe in ETs and UFOs? If so give compelling information on why you believe.
Phyllis Nicklecocke - Wed, 18 Mar 2015 00:47:17 EST ID:5UD/t1B+ No.72413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I believe in aliens yes. In fact I think a horde of them may have touched down in the Flea Market I frequent...

I mean Gillermoo sounds pretty alien to me

hhow do i know if my dick is a conspiracy??? by Priscilla Drapperwell - Tue, 17 Mar 2015 13:25:31 EST ID:Skrb/uhu No.72388 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I mean mobby dick ahahhaa lol but we've had some fun here, my porn is hunted

Toutapp is looking pretty fishy by Barnaby Semmlegold - Sun, 15 Mar 2015 11:26:01 EST ID:ihrl5DIf No.72299 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The concept itself is bothersome and I know there are a lot of other players in this industry but what I don't understand is what toutapps real business model is. It's way too cheap to make sense.

For business executives and marketeers it seems like a no brainer. You get to see if and when someone opens an email, and if they click through the links.

How does it work? I've seen some cryptic explanations that it places a small image file in the email that connects back once its loaded.

There is also this: http://waxy.org/2012/02/the_perpetual_invisible_window_into_your_gmail_inbox/

Clearly toutapp is in the business of harvesting emails and mining the data. But this is an entirely different industry and tout TOS claims that this data is private, protected, and deleted. They're not being very transparent about the entire process.

Something is missing here.
John Bammerson - Sun, 15 Mar 2015 12:38:16 EST ID:oSldSi3A No.72303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Truthfully I've never heard of this before.

>tout TOS claims that this data is private, protected, and deleted.
lol facebook made the same claim, and we all know how that turned out.

Call of Duty by Labotamy - Sat, 14 Mar 2015 15:09:30 EST ID:hRflZNeN No.72262 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What happens when our entire military consists of drones.
Enders game?
David Himmledale - Sat, 14 Mar 2015 20:19:45 EST ID:3FWtkKYi No.72275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Judgement Day
John Droshbanks - Mon, 16 Mar 2015 13:15:12 EST ID:z8OplFQZ No.72345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Modern Warfare
>Black Ops
>Advanced Warfare

Thought crimes by Nell Pitthall - Sat, 14 Mar 2015 13:09:20 EST ID:hRflZNeN No.72251 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did you know you can be legally abducted from your home without ever committing a crime.
Phineas Cummerhure - Sat, 14 Mar 2015 13:39:47 EST ID:0z1tjt2W No.72255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nell Pitthall - Sat, 14 Mar 2015 14:40:14 EST ID:hRflZNeN No.72257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The practice of mental health.
Labotamy - Sat, 14 Mar 2015 15:03:35 EST ID:hRflZNeN No.72261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you don't stand for the rights of one man you stand for the rights of none of them.

The reality of modern-day life by Albert Shittinghall - Mon, 20 Oct 2014 13:34:18 EST ID:D9xuALHm No.69546 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The reason that GOLD has been THE currency for along time is that it is used to make mono-atomic gold which, when introduced to your body, gives your central nervous system superconductivity 10,000 times more powerful than normal function. This is the key to life. Human beings lifespans are NOT 70-80 years, we can live up to hundreds of years. I believe mono-atomic gold is one, if not the, anti-aging key for humans. The top 1% have millions of us working so they can horde this gold, obviously, so they can live for along time. They are evil, and probably subhuman.
Also monoatomic gold is quite possibly the philosophers stone. Use the bible as a reference. Lets not debate religion, im just saying that the bible is a good reference to humans living hundreds of years, and the philosophers stone, etc.
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Nigger Pongerwork - Thu, 12 Mar 2015 23:29:54 EST ID:jZmwu2gP No.72206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're an alt med shill and you don't even know it.
Samuel Fabbercocke - Fri, 13 Mar 2015 00:33:43 EST ID:X7sw6N0n No.72207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There is a kind of sand called white powder sand.

Priscilla Pisslebere - Fri, 13 Mar 2015 05:50:04 EST ID:RG2fD/U0 No.72210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Omg ur right ..brb gonna buy some snake oil
Angus Sullywater - Fri, 13 Mar 2015 16:06:39 EST ID:uXm1s99Q No.72229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
...if you're turning to George Lucas movies to influence your medical opinions, I've got a tank full of Bacta to sell you.
David Fazzleford - Mon, 16 Mar 2015 13:17:47 EST ID:CxxIg3cB No.72346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That would explain how that kyke Jesus lived so long...

SECRET NWO ISLAND HEADQUARTERS by Fuck Sabbleway - Wed, 11 Mar 2015 04:56:25 EST ID:RsZVaq0U No.72168 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Barnaby Mubbergold - Wed, 11 Mar 2015 05:59:53 EST ID:ixuawddb No.72170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dude this is some sweet info holy shit.

Not often we get some legit threads up in here.
Edwin Drandlehood - Wed, 11 Mar 2015 11:43:11 EST ID:OYbqFn+R No.72172 Ignore Report Quick Reply

<(!)> by Whitey Brookhall - Wed, 11 Mar 2015 03:57:41 EST ID:Ot83VIBv No.72166 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys I picked up this cool book, "Trigonometry", today. Turns out, circles and triangles aren't very interesting. In fact, they're everywhere! The only amusing thing I found about triangles and circles is that they are considered to be the less complicated forms of other problems? I'm like, right?

The movie Kingsman + This new "leak" by Frederick Saddledock - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 16:22:23 EST ID:0z1tjt2W No.72110 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Idk if this is even a legit leak or not, either way it makes an interesting fiction if it is fake
Here's the leak on electromagnetic mind manipulation on the masses for whatever reasons : http://www.stopthecrime.net/COMM%2012%20BRIEFING001%20(1).pdf

This follows the plot of the movie Kingsman down to the NOSE

Fuck that movie was chilling because I had literally just finished reading this thing and went to a movie to get my mind off this conspiracy shit
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Nathaniel Cringerkut - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 22:25:43 EST ID:0z1tjt2W No.72128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Isnt there some CIA operation where they subtly put 90% of the truth in plain sight so that people can write it off as crazy because it was in a movie?

Or is this hollywood trying to send us a message?

Oh wait hollywood is notoriously govt ran and Jew ran, haha
Fuck Sipperfidge - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 07:52:23 EST ID:NbGwFK5E No.72140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>also jesse ventura is a joke

You should still watch the video, mostly for the Dr Robert Duncan interview.

Some of the video is fake, I bet they made up the stats about everyone targetted living near those towers, but yeah still gets the message across.
Nathaniel Cringerkut - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 12:17:02 EST ID:0z1tjt2W No.72143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know, its great, its just that...Jesse Ventura...
Barnaby Gipperstone - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 21:16:04 EST ID:0z1tjt2W No.72148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Like if you show that to anyone theyll just write it off on jesse being fucking retarded, which he isnt, but Im giving you the perspective of the average person
Barnaby Gipperstone - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 22:23:58 EST ID:0z1tjt2W No.72156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also BTW guys, it says in that document that opiates and marijuana stop the effects of mind control

Grand Theory by Barnaby Gipperstone - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 21:06:50 EST ID:0z1tjt2W No.72147 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There are two schools of people that agree with this sentiment. These schools can or could be the illuminati, Israel, rothchilds, UN, whatever have you. That is besides the point for this theory

they agree on
>population must be limited or controlled

on one side, you have
>reduce it with force, violence, war

the other
>control and pacify, NWO the earth, violate human rights to regulate humanity

They are trying to stop us from reaching a point where we ruin the planet, and putting the needs of the earth and humans above all of humanity is a lost cause.

Im not saying their intentions are pure, but lets play with this idea.
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Graham Boffingforth - Tue, 10 Mar 2015 22:00:55 EST ID:X7sw6N0n No.72154 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>on one side, you have
>reduce it with force, violence, war

>the other
>control and pacify, NWO the earth, violate human rights to regulate humanity

>implying the two sides are really that different

One thing is for sure, which is that we need some sort of hierarchical system if we want to make any technological progress and get the hell off this rock before our god (the sun)[%] eats it. Inevitably, it means giving certain people the power to decide that which is good and evil. All that matters is whether they can effectively carry out their given task. We'll do our best to help them, but goddamnit they better do the right thing.
John Droshbanks - Mon, 16 Mar 2015 13:20:44 EST ID:z8OplFQZ No.72347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hey! I just played assassins creed too!

Electromagnetic Hyper Sensitivity by Nigger Funningkidge - Tue, 03 Mar 2015 12:18:08 EST ID:1NGPphmL No.71894 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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EHS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_hypersensitivity

Is the refusal of scientific community to acknowledge this phenomenon a conspiracy to keep us addicted to technology? There's no way high volumes of low-level energy pulses don't fuck up our bodies. We didn't evolve to handle this. We only evolved to handle the little sunlight that gets through the atmosphere.
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Henry Dammerwot - Sun, 08 Mar 2015 01:05:15 EST ID:ixuawddb No.72060 Ignore Report Quick Reply

There was some success in a European country with passing laws against it, I forget which though.


>Truely though I think our resistance to sunlight and small does of radiation is more than enough to deal with most of these things

Why though, small doses of radiation increase your risk of cancer development over time and sunstroke, sunburn and melanoma are all real things. If those are dangerous when proper precautions aren't taken, then so are other forms of EMR
James Pandercocke - Sun, 08 Mar 2015 14:23:38 EST ID:pA3R3fUU No.72079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>If those are dangerous when proper precautions aren't taken, then so are other forms of EMR
precisely. In really just the past 20 years we (in america anyway) have been subjected to a historically unprecedented level of technological saturation. We don't know what the long-term effects are because we don't have any long-term data yet. There's already plenty of studies showing that 6 hours a day of net use has similar long term neurological to habitual cocaine use. Not quite the same thing as EHS but the point still stands: all this stuff we didn't evolve to be around is not necessarily harmless simply because the people selling it to us (and the scientists they give funding) claim that it is
Molly Penkindet - Sun, 08 Mar 2015 15:11:00 EST ID:727WGac4 No.72080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bunch of faggots scared to die
Wesley Hallerfut - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 01:05:02 EST ID:ixuawddb No.72087 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Always good to hear from the dumbest person on 420chan, how are you today?
Frederick Saddledock - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 16:23:09 EST ID:0z1tjt2W No.72111 Ignore Report Quick Reply

  • Kingsman movie


Pop a Squat Because Poppa Yellow Cock's Got a Tale to Tell by Kocoayello !jxaL03vL/Q - Sat, 07 Mar 2015 22:33:37 EST ID:/L4ZEhfG No.72042 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Ok, now I'm absofuckinglutely sure that what I've been thinking is happening, is actually happening:

Zionists/Illuminati/dumbfucks are trying to start a civil war in America between the Blacks and their well-rounded decent individual allies in the memefield, and the [military] police and their mostly nationalist buddies.

Obviously, this is a racewar with partial camo/2b1s of a civilian uprising/revolution. The well-rounded decent individuals will be the only active side who will call for peace, and there will be team-switching among the blacks-cops by black cops mostly. Jewbook will explode with memetic warfare, and since the music industry (often the most [immediatelly] political media outlet) is basically just blacks at this point, they will get their say as well.

TPTB that are orchestrating this are pitting progressive music and social media/justice (memetic warfare) against military/police (conventional/ballistic warfare), with militias on each side in the form of the black gangbangers vs. what they hope is anyone white with a gun. These militias are mostly being utilized to kill each other off while the military police spend their time standing guard against the well-rounded decent individuals as they start up Occupy 2.0, which may or may not escalate at some point.

Eventually most of the backup/cannonfodder militias will be dead as they would be the trigger-happy extremists that they are. Still, the well-rounded decent individuals and any remaining blacks (whitewashed, intellectual/non athletic types who still fight bravely for #blacklives on twitter) will be pissed that the facsist regime is now out in full force stopping them from storming the corps. that fund the rappers that told them to storm the corps. that fund the rappers that...

This isn't the end though.

>Phase 2

America is destabilized and in a ruckus of Uncle Ruckus proportions. So, let's start WWIII, they think. Oops, someone gave nukes to ISIS (or they found the WMDs finally) and somewhere gets blown off the face of the Earth.
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Kocoayello !jxaL03vL/Q - Sat, 07 Mar 2015 22:35:06 EST ID:/L4ZEhfG No.72045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The chaos of a 3 sided world war is beginning to take it's toll on the planet. ISIS guerrillas are fighting Aussies from the south, and a weird alliance of Japanese and Chinese from the north. Chinese and Russia are attacking ISIS from the North, while American sympathetic Africans fight ISIS from the South. Slav cities are turned into bigger shitholes than before.

Across the pond, Northeast America is getting some serious Lexington feels, except pretty much in NYC where most of the non drafted hipsters and well-rounded decent individuals are packing it in tight. Others have dodged to Eastern Canada in an attempt to find Ricky, Julien and Bubbles before they die. Occupy 2.0 is pretty much over at this point (or is it??) as the North prepares for the worst. The Rockies are working out pretty good at keeping the Ruskies and ISIS from pushing eastward. Las Vegas and Salt Lake City get royally fucked up in a few 3-ways but Louisiana is left 4 dead and ISIS faces it's greatest enemy: Bible Thumpers.

South America I'm pretty sure is still a safe zone at this point. India is a wildcard in this, if they help the Allies they'll be facing ISIS and China, and then Russia as well. As well as whatever's going on in the Phillipines. In any case they're pretty much infinite cannon fodder.

Well, ISIS is being squeezed out of existence in their home hemisphere, again converging/retreating to Israel. They squeeze into Southwestern Europe as best as they can, then hop skip and a-jump into Brazil. They want South America.

At this point, I think it's fair that I give a few different outcomes so this turns out less to be story time and more of "this could happen to you!". I've left TPTB (Zionists/Illuminati/etc.) out of this mostly because they are pretty much Chaos worshippers who pretty much just roll the die to see if they can score a nat 20. At the end of the day, they are still the refs and will call a timeout as they see fit.
Kocoayello !jxaL03vL/Q - Sat, 07 Mar 2015 22:35:31 EST ID:/L4ZEhfG No.72046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>America the Brave- All of South America sides with the Allies and with a front from the North, ISIS is squeezed back through the Gulf of Mexico, and rounded up in Cuba. Any who escape either disappear into Mexico, join their guys fighting in Utah, or retreat into Africa.

>ISIS is destroyed from the North and South in the Phillipines, and the Aussies pull out some Foster's and get drunk with their new buddies from Japan and China.

>Russia sees the goings on and decides to hang up his Party hat for another day, and in the BTFO of the century, shows the world irrefutable evidence that Israel and the Zionists have been behind everything fucking ever. Somebody nukes Israel and everyone is pretty much ok with this. The Ruskies and China, Japan and Australia, as well as anyone in Europe who's not fighting ISIS rush America from all sides and decimate ISIS in what used to be LA. ISIS is REEE at this point and in a last ditch effort to show everyone who's boss they blow up the Pyramids of Giza. Nobody is pretty much ok with this and the rest of ISIS are pretty much deleted from existence. The Allies and the BRICS make an immediate peace treaty.

>In the aftermath, Militant/Radical ideologies are banned from the planet. Unitarianism pretty much becomes the religion of choice for most. With militant Islam gone, and most of the middle east empty, it can start to return to what it was like before all the bullshit.

>America recovers. Now pretty much rid of their own radicals, and greatly humbled by the blood spilled across her, the US wants to try something new. Over a few decades, they push for technological and scientific progress above all else. They become the first fully automated society, and the first to be run by a network of AI cities. Ravaged cities are rebuilt Fresco style and once everything is running smoothly, the Americans sit back and enjoy an age of pure creativity. The rest of the world slowly adopts this way of living. Freedom wins.
Kocoayello !jxaL03vL/Q - Sat, 07 Mar 2015 22:35:58 EST ID:/L4ZEhfG No.72047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Marxmen- ISIS quickly takes over South America. It becomes their new front and they promptly abandon the East and all relocate to not-Africa, except for a few left surrounding Israel and those in Europe. The Phillipines become a shit show and China has a hard time deciding who their real friends are. They turn on the Japanese and nobody's having fun at this point.

>Russia and China fill up the middle east And take out the thin red line that is ISIS surrounding Israel. They don't attack hard because of Communism but make it look like something's going on. Africa is now a "safe" zone.

>ISIS begins surging into America from the south, while Russia attacks from a new front: across Greenland and through Maine. The capital relocates to Chicago and America is now just breadbasket. It's eventually squished between Russia Controlled North and ISIS. RIP Lady Liberty.

>The Allies are pretty much just UK, Israel and Australia by now. BRICS controls pretty much all of Eurasia, and begins to push into Africa until they meet a returning ISIS. The northern Hemisphere is now pretty much BRICS territory and the South is for ISIS. War continues at the equator and in the holy land for a while, and Israel eventually sides with BRICS, bringing the UK with them. Australia tells everyone they are right counts and shuts it's doors.

>BRICS refuses to trade with ISIS controlled countries, and ISIS eventually runs out of stuff to throw at the Ruskies. BRICS establishes worldwide communism, which in the end doesn't really end up externally looking that much different than the outcome in America the Brave, except in this world the AIs aren't free and are-still-run by the Zionists. Nobody ever hears from Australia again.
Kocoayello !jxaL03vL/Q - Sat, 07 Mar 2015 22:37:02 EST ID:/L4ZEhfG No.72048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The Caliphate-ISIS takes over South America, but stay in the East this time. They simultaneously push the Ruskies back up into Alaska while also abandoning the middle East (except Israel) AND the Phillipines, pushing the Chinese up and out of their own country. Russian and Chinese are pushed into Europe, and some Russians try for Africa but to no avail. They lose India.

>Europe is now a tightly packed war zone for all fronts. Many innocents die. Australia tries going up through South America Behind ISIS lines but to no avail. ISIS moves east and swallows Canada and the rest of the US. The whole world watches as Washington DC is burned to the ground.

>At this point everyone (war ravaged Europe) is openly blaming Israel, but ISIS doesn't care. Convert or die. Everyone launches their nukes at ISIS in retaliation.

>Australians are the only survivors. Road Warrior becomes a reality.

The End
Archie Droblingworth - Sun, 08 Mar 2015 13:54:26 EST ID:QEn6nkvi No.72077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is too dumb for me to even finish sorry nb

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