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How many? by Polly Toothood - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 00:13:06 EST ID:c7AYJo+z No.84475 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How many books do I got to read till I get woke?

Like I've read Magick Book 4, Herodotus, and even the Tibetian Book of the Undead. But I feel like I'm steel not woke yet. I've tried padding it out with the complete works of Dr. Theodor Geisel, and yet still nothing.
When do I break this plateau?
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Cornelius Fishbury - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:44:17 EST ID:PoNoDftv No.84529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84528
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Phoebe Worthingham - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 07:48:36 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84529
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The Boat - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:41:28 EST ID:c2lxaeDn No.84591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84525
One time I had to use a cardboard dingy to survive on the open seas one time, I was out there for so long that when the coast guard picked me up they said I must have boat like reflexes... and that's how I got the name The Boat :)

Pic related is me as a teenager, man look at how young I was, totally still got it ;)
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Basil Buzzwill - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 15:15:34 EST ID:EHVYnnF1 No.84609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84475
Look dude, if you're reading books to "get woke" then you're doing it wrong and will likely never achieve your goal. The real truth of the matter is that there is no "plateau" , but that you gradually begin to achieve these states through appreciation of learning. It's not about the destination, but the journey.
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The Boat - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 17:13:16 EST ID:dkg1DYdS No.84610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84609
I heard that game sucked!!! Why would you want to explore the world instead of destroy it???

Pic related is my father who in a drunken stupor while on vacation in Peru fucked a tour boat, nine months later I was born coated in diesel and phlegm...


Ancient nukes by Shitting Gocklehod - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 17:39:44 EST ID:7zNPHMph No.84593 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmastra

>Since Brahma is considered the Creator in Sanatana Dharma, it is believed by Hindus that Brahmastra was created by him for the purpose of upholding Dharma and Satya, to be used by anyone who wished to destroy an enemy who would also happen to be a part of his (Brahma's) creation. The target, when hit by Brahmastra, would be utterly destroyed.

>The weapon was also believed to cause severe collateral damage. The land where the weapon was used became barren, and all life in and around that area ceased to exist. Both men and women became infertile. There was also a severe decrease in rainfall with the land developing cracks, as in a drought. The Brahmastra is mentioned in the epics and Vedas as a weapon of last resort and was never to be used in combat.


>In the Mahabharata, it is explained that when this weapon was invoked there would be flames, thunder, and a thousand meteors would fall, accompanied with a great din and a trembling of the earth

The weapon itself sounds an awful lot like a nuclear bomb. The way it would destroy an entire town, then leave it barren and uninhabitable for generations. Infertility. the land would become dry and arid. All the symptoms of high gamma ray levels.


Here is a description of a variation of the Brahmastra. Called Brahmastra Astra.

>In Mahabharata,it is explained that when this weapon is invoked " it blaze up with terrible flames within a huge sphere of fire.Numerous peals of thunder were heard; thousands of meteors fell; and all living creatures became terrified with great dread. The entire welkin seemed to be filled with noise and assumed a terrible aspect with those flames of fire. The whole earth with her mountains and waters and trees, trembled.". When it strikes an area it will cause complete destruction and nothing will grow even a blade of grass for next 12 years.It will not rain for 12 years in that area and everything including metal,earth become poisoned
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Frederick Ducklock - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 20:49:16 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84598

:) yes that does count! you should buy your dental floss from a discount chemist, that way its discounted than other MSC (Mainstream chemists). im actually surprised you can find a chemist out in the vast ocean.
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The Boat - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 21:24:13 EST ID:dkg1DYdS No.84600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84599
Well my close personal friend and associate, uuu Dick Richards, runs a meth lab out of a shipping container floating in international waters so yeah...
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Frederick Ducklock - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:11:09 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84600
oh that makes sensei.

He mustve had one cold to need all that cold medicine! xD

Plus i hear everything is legal in international waters, i bet thats why you're there, just to j-walk without the snotty police getting their noses involved and so you can go 10 knots in a 8knot zone.
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Basil Buzzwill - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 15:12:29 EST ID:EHVYnnF1 No.84608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not to mention J. Robert Oppenheimer's famous quote after seeing his work in creating atomic weaponry pay off:
"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita... "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." "
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The Boat - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 18:49:26 EST ID:dkg1DYdS No.84612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84608
Yeah but he was a commie... so credibility revoked. He probably just used CGI to fake it...


Does anyone have pictures of the legendary man eating chicken? by The Boat - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 13:47:05 EST ID:dkg1DYdS No.84607 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I seen it with me own eyes one time through the most fog of Iron Wall Bay....


Red pilled Rabbi exposes child sacrifice in ancient times by Mathias Rex - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 06:59:54 EST ID:jfFAaoD2 No.84517 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Youtube /watch?v=w4FvS2qPlwU

R' Keleman holds a Harvard PHD in comparative religion
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David Gammlehod - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 00:34:38 EST ID:eTGTNmoR No.84603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84602
He's antisemitic fs. Not sure if he's racist. He did say nlgger a few times on tape, but he was blackout drunk. We've all done worse shit while shit faced.
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Frederick Ducklock - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 08:14:59 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84602

How can someone who loves jesus A) Hate jews and B) be a bad person? Jesus = the lord and nobody associated with the lord is a bad person, alright?
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Cornelius Shittingspear - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 10:51:49 EST ID:kVbESYEb No.84605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84604
Lol wut
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The Boat - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 11:38:34 EST ID:dkg1DYdS No.84606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84604
Prove to me that religion is real, it can eat my Gurmukhi...
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Frederick Ducklock - Sat, 25 Feb 2017 17:33:03 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84606

Well i dont know of any churches in the middle of the ocean, but if you become a landlubber one day then one day you'll see churches that some devotee has built for his lord and saviour.


This one jabroni told me this would work... by The Boat - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 10:56:54 EST ID:c2lxaeDn No.84568 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I asked my doctor and he said that he didn't want me to feel better and to die... so I told him about, ice cream and apple pie... and he really wasn't interested in that.

So yeah clear for all of you in Hoovervilles this is a free power thread!

Game over man, game over
-Godzilla


Joy of Satan is a lie by Augustus Billingman - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 18:13:30 EST ID:gpMWuo5Y No.83213 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Be christian. Everything on the page is a lie. You'll never know who I am, how important I am, or what job I have, but this is 100% true.
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Thomas Seffinghet - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:14:53 EST ID:bH7gbG6d No.84479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83213
you're on the page.
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The Boat - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 10:41:23 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>83213
Hail Satan!
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GorillaWelfare - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 15:11:16 EST ID:RdUp2tiN No.84504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84479

Then he must be lying?
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Phyllis Sinkindock - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 17:24:55 EST ID:0Ihov2FF No.84526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84496
Hail Satan!


media lies memes? by Frederick Clacklelene - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 12:48:22 EST ID:79wVWL65 No.84483 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we post some here, since apparently its not relevant to /pol.

The WSJ one is not true btw.
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Molly Hennerwater - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 07:45:01 EST ID:oIS/1TBp No.84493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>84483
>meme
>a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

This is why /pol/ doesn't want your cancer. Learn how to speak for yourself and maybe people will be willing to listen to what you have to say; instead they just see you're a lazy fuck who needs le dank word pictures to do all the work for them and can't be assed to put in actual effort.
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William Cummerforth - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 20:38:42 EST ID:oUPunPT1 No.84508 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84493
So....no dank memes?
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The Boat - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:25:35 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84509 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84508
I wanna feel a tingle in my dingy
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William Cummerforth - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 09:48:54 EST ID:oUPunPT1 No.84519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84509
Why do you have to ruin it meng?
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The Boat - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 11:32:43 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84519
Feeling fruity?


Like what are like the only people by The Boat - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 01:59:16 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84491 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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That walk among us unseen???

Canadians! Think about it you like never know until they say, pretty suspicious...
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Nicholas Gusslenun - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 14:25:31 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84491

Dont forget about us russian shills! we're pretty unseen, that is to say they are pretty unseen.
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The Boat - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:28:28 EST ID:hWKLs3sv No.84510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84500
Yeah but they all look like the guy from rocky, you know blonde, muscular, dreamy blue eyes, and believing in communisms deathless ideal
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Ernest Blytheridge - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 23:54:29 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84510

hehe yeah! and they talk funny too!


what the fuck is "AIDS Diet Candy?" by Reuben Choddlehirk - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 18:55:16 EST ID:74hEtDnc No.84460 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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like whao dude one of the true tragedy's of American Business.
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Thomas Seffinghet - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:19:27 EST ID:bH7gbG6d No.84481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84460
WU-tang clan aint nothin to fuck with...you bring the AIDS,
i'll bring the ruckus


Alex Jones is a shill by Fuck Cannerwell - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 23:42:37 EST ID:QVAKfneW No.84274 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBnFHlIVT08

So Alex Jones is basically a sellout who still hasn't admitted that Trump's Goldman Sachs candidates are suspicious.
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Ebenezer Blandershit - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:33:48 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84464

yeah very true! i was watching a thing on the youtube today and some expert guy was like "Trump isnt acting like a president at ALL, he is yelling at the media he is being unprofessional and he fired one of his key staffers! he didnt need to fire flynn, he couldve just said "he will do better next time" but instead he fired him, its almost like donald trump is just a regular person who has been elected president based on his actions" and what shocked me is he inferred via his tone, that, that is a bad thing, i was like wtf is this guy smoking?????
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Eliza Nunderspear - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 08:17:31 EST ID:M/HCSfF7 No.84467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84466
The fuck are you smoking?
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Ebenezer Blandershit - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 08:58:17 EST ID:Kfm7mgYP No.84468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84467

:( whats that supposed to mean?
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James Picklock - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 11:54:28 EST ID:7ofEI2wX No.84469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84468
It's not fair to criticize someone's choice of incinerated material on a web page dedicated to narcotics...

For example say I place an advert in the local papers declaring my abode as a "Palace of Pleasure", in no way am I stating what pleasure will be received. Perhaps you are pleasured from planting a sapling in Mother Earth or the person in question finds completing puzzles very pleasurable, just because I'm in my underwear in no way guarantees my Palace was designed for illicit sexual activities, that's just my prerogative. You don't know me, you can't judge me. Just because my girlfriend happens to be a sex doll doesn't give restaurants the right to not sing her happy birthday, that's not how America works.
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Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:06:44 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84452
>The Boat thinks /tinfoil/ is for SLAYER
Lolllllll


Royal Bloodline by Cyril Hannerwidge - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 03:07:21 EST ID:ggWvftIi No.84371 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Trump is in the bloodline as well

Is there anything to this?
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Edward Goodman - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 20:00:48 EST ID:fiLJBlvt No.84457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84428 I read somewhere that Genghis Khan got so much ass that a large portion of Asian people can trace their ancestry back to him.
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William Nittinghall - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 23:25:50 EST ID:aDepzgeS No.84458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84457
White people too actually. Although it's a much smaller percentage.

Were all related by raping and pillaging
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The Boat - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:29:00 EST ID:X9noGdhK No.84459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84458
You cling to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange!
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Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 13:59:50 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84428
So... what you're saying is we've all been President this whole time, and we didn't even know it???
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Eliza Pirrystid - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:05:25 EST ID:MyHrh7t/ No.84472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84470
Well I mean that's what they tell you in high school. I don't know, I don't actually vote.


Attend temple; reject the Communist Gangster Computer God by Graham Blackham - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 23:33:14 EST ID:7dcLYLn5 No.84357 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Did everyone remember to attend your local Astrocist temple this glorious Sabbath Day? Keep faith and always reject the temptations of Gangster Computer Mind Control Implants, you guys!
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Frederick Peshpere - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 13:55:46 EST ID:vTUqxRXI No.84400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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INFRARED CRUSADER PRIESTS LURK JUST
BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION.

STAY VIGILENT, LEST WE DESCEND INTO FRANKENSTEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY IDEAL COMMUNIST WORLD ORDER COMMUNIST TOTALITARIANISM
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Clara Bablingstork - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 23:39:17 EST ID:hIb2dQLk No.84405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84400
Why are you yelling?
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Fanny Wublingson - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:48:42 EST ID:FdU3uDIo No.84449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Gangsterism
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Archie Bellerforth - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:02:53 EST ID:y0xMZJ85 No.84471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84449
Gangster rap is a secret Jewish scheme to mind-control the masses into accepting Gangsterism.

You heard it here first, folks.
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Phineas Blunnerbanks - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 14:10:47 EST ID:Ttk/Map4 No.84474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>84471
If a kyke and a nigga are allowed to breed do have have its offspring build your pyramids or pick your cotton?


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