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M E M E R Y General by AtheistScum8 - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 13:19:06 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Can i freestyle here? Druggies are always nicer than alcoholics. Maybe it's because we don't want to die, but we got shit to reach. So we gamble instead of commiting slow but sure suicide. Drinking? Hah. Shit drug. But a very good. Alcohol? It's the best non-drug drug in the world, and I would love to agree. Anyways, on to the ramble. I'm just letting the angels and demons do their work lads, sorry if it feels spammy. Hope I can refuge here from the meanies from /x/. :^)
Soon my words you will adhere
I've been chuggin some beer
I ain't lonely
But it sure get's lonesome out here
In the cold
Chasin' what is bold
I'm from the northern parts
Here we freeze all the retards
Let em out in the cold
If they don't do as they're told
That's the way we scold
Now don't be bald
Like that eagle
Chasin' the ring like smeagol
I found the ring and wear it I did
From time to time obviously
Because I seem like I'm being so
Obnoxiously
Insecure
It's just what the ring does to people
Now girls and boys don't be feeble
There's a place for all of us
That used to be the net
Now all our rights are dead
Net neutrality my ass
I shall never let you pass
Smoke some sassafrass
Because you haven't earned
The one true herb
Who's Phineas and who's Ferb
F you. Not Ph you
True philosophers will know
The power of the one true hoe
I'm talking madalena here
Not that jesus guy
Jews hate on him for some reason
They think he hath commited treason
I say he was a lone bison
Found a family and made one
What's not to adore
He created all this lore
Wizchan can kiss my ass
It sure got banned, they won't let me pass?
Well puff puff pass
They can kiss my ass
Smokin sassafrass?
Nah they been drinkin
A whole lotta ooze
Out their ass
Up their ass?
Exoplasma. I've seen some angelic type
Purple wax it was
All over my pretty little bag
DO I LOOK LIKE A FAG
Says gabriel, you know the guy from supernatural
So Sam or Dean
Man you been drinkin' lean
If you chose Dean.
I'm not playin'
He gay for good reason
That's not treason
He just got hoes all over
Now call me Ben Dover
I'm the big daddy
Now follow this faddy
Lil catty
Yes I'm talkin' bout a fad
I'm your fucking dad
My words you will adhere
Pokemons use leer
But that ain't offensive
That's defensive
Stop being passive aggressive
And start being oppressive
Nah I'm playin'
The best defence
Is offence
Why is that
Start being offensively aggressive
And things he will show you
He'll show you what to do
The one I call God
It might be Satan
I'm not playin'
He just God's pal
Bitches come up to me callin me Hal
Like I ain't a computer bitch
But I sure as hell can computate
What you have to mutate
Because you're a little bitch
That's why you get it far up your ass
Nah not from me, I've taken a vow
I will not let you pass
It's celibacy I'm talkin 'bout
Jesus gave in and he died
Not for you, not for me
For himself
One rule he had to adhere
Pokemons sure DO use leer
We don't. For some reason.
Maybe they bark because they don't want to bite
Where's the empathy, semite?
Wanna fucking fite
I can go all nite
This is my bite
WOOF WOOF NIGGA ANUBIS IN DA HOUSE
>inb4 u ban anubis
You know where H E will ban YOU from :^) woof woof little bastet woof woof.
Cats vs Dogs
Mice vs elephants
Women vs Men
Batman vs Superman
Who wins?
Who let the other win?
Fuck you. :)
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AtheistScum8 - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 13:34:10 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86911 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thinking of making a refuge where people can let their creative juices flow
You know, I'm just tryna find a bro
Not a nigga, who'll rip me off in a split second
I've had too many of those
That's why they playin with hoes
Now here take this dose
Of some prescribed shit
I prescribe shit to myself
Because I know me
But sometimes I need someone to watch over
hehe
I can't help it man
That wasn't part of the plan
Sometimes it's fun
And trust me, I've had a ton
Now it's time to bid you adieu
I'm talking about my bae Mary
She gets kinda hairy
When she's biting her tongue
If she were a guy
She'd have the longest schlong
I'm not even inside her right now
If I was, I'd be a fucking plow
She's the ring I want
The plant for me
But there are other rings out there
And sometimes I need to realize
Realize it she makes me
But a clingy bitch she is
So, as you know dis
Please guide me along my path
For time and time again I hath
Died for her
Herpadurdledurr
I didn't actually die
I will not lie
Someone musta saved me
Maybe that God guy
Nah he lazy
He be smokin dat hazy
Musta be that Stan guy
That Devil be fly
It's like indica and Sativa all of this
What do you prefer
Him or her?
It doesn't matter
I take one in the morning
One in the evening
And both at midday
What's a hybrid again?
Fuck you hypocrite antisemite scum
Fuck you hypocrite semite scum
Now listen to this drum
We are shamans the plants talk to us
Not you, because you're in love with the atoms
With that guy Adam
He's a big stud
Ain't he Eve.
Stupid Cat.
He's nothin' but a fad.
But wait he doesn't exist?
Now you're on santa's list.
Snake snake bootskey boots
I've been lookin' for some loots
Once you learn how to turn into a dragon
Well, you don't want to
What's so special about being a dragon?
Oh yeah you were lured into a trap Icarus
ITSATRAP.PNG
Gee
Willikers
I Spose you lost Semite
Defile my God once more and you he will defile
And he'll do it with a cute little smile
I believe what I want
And you do you
But why believe in false idols
Idolize yourself instead
Use that cute little head
It's what earns you your bread
It's what gets you fed
I play that league of legends
There anythin' we can bends
Us snakey snakes
We ain't got no brakes
Ay
We slippery, ain't our fault you fell for the trap
Now you GOTTA rap
*BRAP*
Flap flap
Little Bird
You're just part'o the herd
Who is in control again
Little fren
Well it is me a'mario
Not'a you luigi
Now here's Wario
Your princess is in another castle says Waldo
No, that was Bowser, dumb bitch use your browser.
We want to play with you, so don't play with us
We let YOU in, not the other way around
Us bees just collect honey, not for the Queen
But because the Queen told us to.
Her words we adhere
Because we're not deer.
We are bees, zum zum, Kek Kek
Now let me shuffle this deck
Bad mulligan dear?
Well have no fear.
Trust your instinct in this game of magic
Warm yourself on the hearth, magic is too complex
But these muscles we will flex
We have used time in what we love
Now we fly like that little Dove
That Tesla held so dear
That's how you make people adhere
*Sips beer*
IM ON PROBATION FOR FUCKS SAKE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM GOING INSANE LOL
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Nigel Worthingbury - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 14:09:07 EST ID:uIsL+y0k No.86912 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86910
Go back to /1701/ Guinan! FU
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Albert Brookstock - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 18:54:02 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are you on drugs op?

im going to randomly copy and paste some lines from your thingo.

It's like indica and Sativa all of this
Snake snake bootskey boots
Jesus gave in and he died
DO I LOOK LIKE A FAG
The power of the one true hoe
Now call me Ben Dover
I'm the big daddy
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sat, 02 Dec 2017 20:38:49 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86913
You have to go back
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Doris Clovingdidge - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 01:22:25 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86914

i like you rawbooty girlyman :)
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AtheistScum8 - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 15:24:34 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now here's a poem for you my dude
Know that song, Hey Jude?
That girl Jude, she sure knows how to play the Flute
But she's got her sight on another brood.
I know things suck in this world
But if your' the one suckin
You're the one'a stallionin
Little duck'lin
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Sun, 03 Dec 2017 21:59:59 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.86917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86915
That's nice :P
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Shit Dubblehall - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 02:43:58 EST ID:XYPZerjn No.86919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86910
*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
Oh no... Not again!!
*THUNK*
PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MARI-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!
OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
M-MIYOMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH
GRLSHSHSHS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*dabing*
JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL SONIGG-
Aaaaaahhhhh-.....
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*
*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOODODOOODOOODOOODOOODODDXXXUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*

ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOPPPPOPOPLOLOLOLOLOLPP SPORRRROOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* *wipes*
*PARRRRRRRRRP BRROOOOOPOPOOPOPOPOP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONO NONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*

UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPRFDPPPPFPFFPFP *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAMMMMMP* *BLOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL* *SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS* *BRAP*
UGH

Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER NINDOODOO
*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*wipes*
*flush*
Ahhhhhhhhh....
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Eugene Pocklefoot - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 08:11:29 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86920

sounds like constipation or big shaq
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Doris Turveyshit - Mon, 04 Dec 2017 11:44:11 EST ID:iMCRMjD1 No.86922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86921
No shitfaggot
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AtheistScum8 - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 05:54:49 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did I ever tell you the story of how I found true love?
It all started with a dove. Then another came along
There used to be something wrong, with my life
My entire life had been a strife, up to this moment
Curr´d they did, my syndrome of the deepest well
Yes, my entire life was hell, I had never known what to do
Books are like Kung-Fu, they have a certain flow
I know you know, bro.
For every hurt little elf out there
Don't be afraid of the bear
Because It will fall when it runs downhill
So don't run uphill
Fucking shill.
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Phyllis Dallermodge - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 00:07:25 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did my rap to this beat you need to listen to it to understand the itricicies of my song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daKE6jsoXn4

Ive been awake for 6 days or 7 nights
hallucinating i begin to take flight
and start making light of your plight
while also prividing deep insight
your head unruly a kite at night
im so good that this rap is contrite
infecting your mental like a blight
smooth out my skirt cuz it tight
i'd call you a bitch but im too polite

LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana

The wall stand to tall
am i at home or the mall
I feel so heavin i begin to fall
im so lost now i cant continue at all
whats what your attitude kid
you wish you could do what did?
speak to me and ill make your zip split
pick up that shit
give me twenty because im so high its like im on

LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana

LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana

LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana

Just brainwashing yo kids because you too busy to take care of them
Im the illuminati and ill scare them so much it'll desensitise them
to all the drama and bullshit which should be effectin them
except they too busy getting trapped into trap beats
repition is key to good songs

LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
LSD LSD LSD LSD LSD Marijuana
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DAYMAN !8L9xzBziUY - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 16:11:08 EST ID:rMj2oxuD No.86931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86930
Needs some work :/
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Martin Worthingspear - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 16:51:57 EST ID:i2fgixBl No.86932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86930
OMG you do drugs? Clearly you must be a fascinating and unique individual
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Graham Pockshit - Wed, 06 Dec 2017 19:37:56 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.86934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86932

No i just spruik drug names to make it seem like i do to appeal to people who like "bad girls" so they will buy my single on ichunes and make me feel like a rockstar.
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AtheistScum8 - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 00:15:18 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tfw you do the drugs
Suddenly,
You start talkin to bugs
Thinkin' we inside,
A machine
Lil Nigga
That aint gon
Make it any bigga
:)
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AtheistScum8 - Thu, 07 Dec 2017 00:37:09 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86921
ShaQ pls muse Elon
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Reuben Clonkinmet - Mon, 11 Dec 2017 23:11:53 EST ID:79NE1Cv9 No.86959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86910
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AtheistScum8 - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 10:25:39 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86959
Hermes is Here
His words, yee SHALL adhere
I swear on Mercury
Get of my planet.
Reeeee.
If yuo catch my drift, that space drift
SpaceX take my energy
REEEEEEEEEEE
Pokemons do use leer
I've been chuggin
A whole lotta beer
Now it's time to say*
Goodbye, for now
I bid you adieu
Because I found anew
Beginning
Ablify
Is that
And soon I will be, winning
We all know N.A. is the true lodge
Now, Bulbasaur USE DODGE
I'm ass ketchup
Now can you catchup
Misty
Sorry that I stole your bike
I swear I'm not another filthy jovial jew
I was just tryna
Divine you
Scooby Doobie Doo
WAHOO!
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AtheistScum8 - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 10:28:37 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86960
I've just been lookin around
I've been through limbo
And I swear to God,
You ARE just another bimbo
Dumbo, I got bicc ears
And I chug thicc beers
mfw Superb Owl
Is here
Now deer
Please adhere
Because Animals are reel
Pokemon
They also Feel
If we allow them to
So don't flush down
Fishe down the loo
Baby you smell like poo
Do I look like a satanist scum to
You.
Roman Catholic
All the way
Bitch I could go ALL friggin Day.
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AtheistScum8 - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 10:36:15 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86961
Bitch I know to Handle
Cuz i've been Down my the
Mantle
Of crust
The crust of thee
I desire
The innards I will.
Set on fire.
True evil you adhere
Well, pokemons. Use leer.
In next life I will turn
Thee into deer.
Then you will be shot
Down, like hte little thot
You are
Now hit up the Bar
Little Succubi
Please go fucking Die
Ree get of my board
I am the FUCKING LORD
ON THEE I WILL SHITS
AND ALL YOUR THROATS
HE WILL SLITS
Babooo
Papyrus is here
Babooo
Anubis was a deer
Why'd you murder him again
My cute, furry friend.
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AtheistScum8 - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 10:41:54 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86962
Hello, i am le Turner
And you are Mandy
Right now, things might seem Dandy
Bat I heff a Plantey
That make me mighty strong
Now, do you want the dong?*
Pling, plong
Popper is alive
For that plant I,
Take a great Dive
You're supposed to smoke it
Not joke it
It can and will consume
Thee
Teeheeheeheehee
Now that sure was funny
Who's a white bunny
I chased the whale I did
But for what bloody reason
I have commited, the grandest
Of treason.
Don't kill cute animal-sempai
Because they're the masters of you
You are their sensei, and they're you're
Comic Sans.
Now, trust me children
I've made some plans
For all of us
Ben Dover US
Clover Fuss
I'm a lucky
Rubber Ducky
Can't be struck once
Because you know,
You are Donez
O
M
G
Pluck pluck pluck
Now who's a little stallion
*BRRAAAAP*
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AtheistScum8 - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 10:46:40 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86963
God doesn't exist you say
Well, you asked for it
I will go all day
Your kind will pay
Horse is for Hay
Now, it's Payday
There is only one Reel Good
Real God
He is but a littel Pod
He liked that little Cod
So why did you have to eat
Before you prayed
Now, you know
Who payed
The price of life
The dice of Strife
Some people are wholey
By birth, some are saints
By trade
Now, bish
Issa liddel toolate
For a Date
I'm not looking for a mate
At this very moment
I want to divine you
Show you the light
Because no one, wants to stray towards the dark
Hark Hark Hark
Now go smoke some bark.
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Phineas Cubberhure - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 14:43:08 EST ID:/IQWSkjV No.86968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86964
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Lillian Grimdock - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:31:24 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.86969 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86964
I find it hilarious how people feel creative because of shit like this, have fun in obscurity idiot
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AtheistScum8 - Wed, 13 Dec 2017 05:35:23 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.86970 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86969
I find it hilarious how some people don't do anything creative at all, and then comment on the likes of shitposts like these, just because they're sad and miserable inside.
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Vajeana Hurtz - Thu, 14 Dec 2017 13:31:30 EST ID:4NQD67z+ No.86986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86970
I find it funny how lonely miserable people on the internet call other lonely miserable people on the internet lonely miserable people....
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Jack Garryshit - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 02:25:02 EST ID:DaEpv2/2 No.86990 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86910
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
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Walter Blatherhood - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 10:58:40 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86990
Well I guess I'll just leave you guys be
I was just tryna give entertainment for free
You're an autistic cunt who gets a kick out of flame
Because deep inside, you know you're lame.
:)
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Hugh Pagglefuck - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 18:21:08 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87002

hey! dont you think about leaving
or else ill be keeled over grieving
what you did was fun and i enjoyed it
So jump back on the mic boiii and spit
I wishity wish you could dishity dish
the fishity fish on the nichity niche
Fuck the haters like kanye say
come back and rap all day

:)
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Vajeana Hurtz - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:51:29 EST ID:+e3tQYx6 No.87005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87003
>00
Dubs are lame
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Oliver Chavingwit - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 02:28:24 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87003
Guess I'm not feeling too winspired
Does this mean, that I am hired?
Because honestly I thought we all.
Grew Tired.
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Oliver Chavingwit - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 02:29:50 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87003
Also lul'd at ur post
this rap battle
I am the host
Ur all cattle
We are the memers
They are the dreamers
We make it happen
Or mostly not
But still
I will
Shit on you boi
You're just my little toy.
:^)
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David Cenningwire - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 07:04:55 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87009 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87007

No need to be coy
just call me roy
ill sting you like a hemmeroid
hahhaha i think ill start now
by killing the sacred cow
which is the embodyment of jesus
he wants to get on his knees and please us
you wanna say cattle ill say sheep
which is the pliural of sheep aint that deep?
see you might actually need to compete!
to stay up on it with me
im so free
from this monstrosity
experiencing clarity
from the minotony
rhyme so quick
i cum on your daddy dick.

Woo fresh one for the nine five!

:)
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 07:48:08 EST ID:bYHjlAfz No.87010 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87009
>minotony
I believe you meant monotony
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Rebecca Pittway - Tue, 19 Dec 2017 20:52:01 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87010

Wow are you saying my rappping is monotone? thats not kewl daymin.
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Jack Cruzzledock - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 05:49:20 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87009
The plural of sheep
Is shoop
Now hear me say
Bleep Blap Bloop
Cuz baby im a rap computer
On the streets the call me
The big snooter
Cuz you know im King Doge
I adhere to the big froge
Kek is his name
Babe I like your rap game
What monstrosity
Bitch, go to a university
We're all free to do as we please
So stop being a little tease
Some like schizophrenia
Others like drugs, ya?
Bitch im on that ginseng
Like that japanese whore
Lil Peng
I also like penguins
I shit on all the admins
F U N P O S T I N G is my life
If you ban me, you'll get the knife
You want me on YOUR side
When we bring on the STRIFE

>>87023 Well rap is kinda monotone, it's about the same subject over and over, and thats a wrap.
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 10:13:22 EST ID:P48tNZD3 No.87042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87023
http://bfy.tw/FiVv

Do you have a reading disability Rebecca? I found this website for you to use when you're not quite sure what a word means, this way you can better understand what the adults are talking about sweetheart.
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Henry Duckbury - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 16:57:24 EST ID:HLyR0Q46 No.87045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87040

Dont try to be a hero
because you'll end up 0
but ill be here though
for you to hold
when you're feeling cold
or when you're being bold
we have a shared story to be told
we could combine and make a people mold
thats a metaphor for sex
ill run and get my techs
thats nines,
i commit crimes
like downloading movies
and yelling fuck the POE LEECE!
out when im drunk at the tv
my rhyming so slippery
i swear its hard to be
such a stone cold G
all i want to be is freeeee
freee falling!
Wishing you a Merry christmas
Sure hope you get this
Rapping is monotone
Daymins just a C O O L G U Y
dont know? ask him why?

peaceeeee
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 12:00:11 EST ID:vzAi2tRf No.87048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87045
>I commit crimes

The FBI is on their way. Hope you like dick 😂
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Oliver Cemblewill - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 17:48:40 EST ID:8GPKwa5D No.87051 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87048

I do :)








commit crimes, luckly the FBI is made up by the globalists
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George Clorringfield - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 04:59:23 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87045
I am afraid of the Sax
How bout we sit down
And Relax
Talk about some tax
n shit
Take another hit
Lets get lit
I am THE hero
But not yours bro
I am everyone's
Now lets have some funs
You got some phat buns?
Cuz I'd love em tons
Can I have multiple huns?
Freefallin
Look'a me ballin
What does it mean to be free
It means to smoke that tree
It means to just be
What about the police
The boys in the blue fleece
They jus stupid Geese
When compared to deez
Nuts
In old day we lived in
Huts
Now, do you have the
Guts
To roll with me
Do you want to see
The world
Before you get erld
I don't, that's boring
So stop whoring
No supreme gentleman likes that
Now see me tip my tophat
lad lad lad
I miss my dad
And all the fun we had
He might be a little bad
Of an influence
But he just need some pence
Rapping is monotone
Freestyling isn't
I play the Trombone
You filthy peasnt
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Archie Blabberman - Wed, 27 Dec 2017 03:12:00 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87055

>When compared to deez
>Nuts
>In old day we lived in
>Huts
>Now, do you have the
>Guts

str8 fyre
that i can admire
i believe you, you aint no liar
when it comes to wit none is dryer
than aliziah (my rap name for this song)
now shush and pass me the bong
while i rip some beats to this song
life is short but our time is long
say im cute and you aint wrong
im betty boop wearing a thong
Now im going to try and imitate
your mad rhyme display
i guess i cant you're too great
you'll have to teach me some day
flay play say nay clay jay aint gay
bart smart tart start the cart
bird in a tree knows what it is to be free
unlike you and me it is truly free
it doesnt need to know how to be
because its a bird up in a tree


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEYueRVuqmg
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Martha Tootcocke - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 12:24:42 EST ID:9korGNsY No.87066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87062
That was quickly, that thee
To my words adhere
It's okay to be
Have no fear
I'm on probation
So I'll chug another beer
I'm not the least bit glum
I am actually filled with cheer
I need to not go back and be dumb
Addicted to drugs, with eyes like a deer
Now listen to me hum
I am truly free
Now that I am
Without the tree
Now that is adheres to me
I know what it's like to be
Free
From the hold on
Me
Don't let the plant have the
Glee
If you abuse it
And not the other way around
Then you are indeed, bound
To have a fun time
And get lit
Even if it's just
For a little bit
Life's all ups and downs
Mentally you can turn
Upside down the frowns
But physically
There is no irony
Now if you spend all your ups
On the tree
Then your entire life
Downs will be
Now I've taught you how
To be free
Now count to one to three
As it's just of this one thing
That you have been released
My love for plants
Will never be deceased
Remember the ring
Of gollum
I have it in my hands
And I wear it from time to time
What if life gave you some lime
Instead of Lemons
Wouldn't you drink tequila instead
Of making lemonade
Or getting fucked in the head
Click click boom, now you're dead
That's how it feels for cells
They are an infinite life form
Able to transform
Into two
But they have finite time
Now is it Lemons or Lime
Are you even listening, to my rhyme?
Atoms are finite in numbers
But infinite in time
Now whos a Lemon or a Lime.
They get to live forever
But forever slaves to cells
They will never
Have the quells
That we have
Now what does life give
And why does God live
Forever
And Satan, never?
Or is it the other way around
The story is bound
To end some time
But the act of god
Is forever
My name is Trevor
I pull the lever
To your heart
Like throwing a dart
Bullseye they say
I'll live another day
What about you?
How do you do
Are you in pain
Or gettin lit in spain?
There is still much to gain
You just gotta train
That pretty little brain of yours
Who even told you
Not to go to the tors
It's all about
Modesty
And moderation
Satan gives amnesty
God gives consideration
They are but dancers
But the Devils are prancers
At every opportunity God serves
But everytime, to victory he swerves
He is finite, and simple
He is forever
So he pressures with time
He neither gives Lemon
Nor Lime
Satan learned us to rhyme
God is merely sublime
To Satan
They are both sides of infinity
In the end, God laughs in Glee
Satan prancing and dancing
Is what he's designed to do
He defies God
And gets flushed down the loo
Oh yeah, that's what Devils do
God merely put him into this world
And Satan, he burled
From the pain and suffering
Of having been given life
He created, all this strife
He was the first one here
Made so that everyone
His words would adhere
Because God does not speak
All he does, is intrigue
Now ever heard of the spinning leak
Satan will have his peak
And then go to slumber
Up and down
Upsidedown frown
Frown
Smileyface
Can you follow my pace?
God knew what Satan would do
He is the only sinner
So the rest of us, can be a winner
He is the only one being spun
Don't worry darling, we have already won.
Over and over again, Satan has done this
His memory wiped or not
He will always be hot
Of firey flame
Playing into
God's little Game
Play with God
Dance with the Devil
As they say
Now Satan
Once again, shall pay
Santa is an anagram for satan
Because he's always hatin
He's so predictable
To him this is a Game
And every one he will win
Because of his fiery flame
He's had forever
To become the God of cunning
But, he was the rise
Of Dunning
Krueger
God is finite, but sublime.
Atoms cannot be deleted, but restructered
Cells, you look at them once, and they are dead
But replicate before death, IS the game
Isn't that lame?
How God is the only one to not play
He is to blame
For our measly existence
Now I'll bet you two pence
That we mean nothing to him
He would get rid of us in a whim
If we were to disobey
Right?
Like he did Satan.
Nope, he spent an eternity hatin
God's not gatin
But he sure is datin
He's just waiting for his darling
To come home
To retake his throne
But better than God,
He wants to be
Well, God will bask
In eternal glee.
NOW LETS ALL BE FREE
BECAUSE SATAN IS THE ONE WHO'S ASS IS ON FIRE
HIS WORKS OF HATRED I SURE ADMIRE
HE GAVE US KNOWLEDGE
AND EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR
THE KNOWLEDGE TO MAKE BEAR
AND WHICH PLANTS TO CULTIVATE
IN THE FUTURE, HE WILL BE MY DATE
YES MY PLAN IT IS TO STEAL THE GIRL OF GOD
B-but I thought you said that satan was a guy
Nope, but that's what she wants you to believe
Don't be coy
Satan was never a boy
He is but the daughter of God
Who is a Man.
The holy woman my ass
These niggas musta SMOKED sassafrass
The holy man is God
The holy daughter of God, is Satan
She was to become the Wife of God
But became the strife of the Cod
Gemini, dancing with itself
Now put this
On your bookshelf
Checkmate atheists
And theists
And gnostics
And hard dicks
Also the lord of the Jews
Is the demiurge
But the demiurge is fake
And so is God
He doesn't exist
But Satan sure does
Well, your loss
This was God's plan all along
A playground for us, and one for him
He made this all up, on a whim.
We fallen angels get to play
All fucking day
Satan is the one suffering
Drawing us into his
Is the way he plays
And he will do this
Til the end of days
And that is where God will rise
Big fucking surprise
God doesn't see anything
So that we can play all we want
Now remember that ring?
That IS the devil
Speaking through Gold
So don't be bold
Satan is just Santa
If you know how to use him
Satan's fire, will never grow dim-

Every wonder what was before death,
And what happens when you die
Well it's the same thing
So, take your time to learn how to fly
Because no one plucked your wings
Sonic collects
Rings
I like
Tendie Wings
And pretty things
I like low pings
And cha-chings
Well, acknowledge God's existence
And working against him
Is sinning
Knowing he died so we could live
Is winning
God is Dead
And he killed himself.
Do not worry, this will all be an instant to him
So live long and prosper
Your life will be over in a whim
God will be the final judge
Up or down, you he will nudge
And once again kill himself
He will do it over and over again
He won't budge.
God's just dreaming dear
He's just asleep
Don't weep
There is Good in This World
And there is bad
Don't worry
There's a lot of fun to be had
Just don't be evil
Because he will
Judge you, after you die
Don't worry
Get a little high
But don't do it to hide your face
From God
Because at the End Days
You will be within
God's Grace
Now embrace the chicken dinner
Because only one will lose
The rest, merely players
And only one will win
You know it's God
So throw hate in the bin
It's all a ladder
Or a stairway
To heaven
Bitch im eleven
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Martha Tootcocke - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 12:33:32 EST ID:9korGNsY No.87067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87066
Now you are free to believe as well
Now that you can know fully, that you won't go to hell
The afterlife, is actually not so grell
It's just another reincarnation of this
So just take the piss!
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Sidney Clindlenodge - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 12:56:59 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87068
Well this is freestyle thread in conspiracy theory, so, it's fitting.
Also, I felt the creative juices flowing in this direction.
Had to let out some G N O S T I C T R U T H S
I got triggered by a thread from /x/ in all honesty. I hate when plebs talk about Satan and God, and who is better and shit. It's stupid watching christstallions and Satanist degenerates argue. It's like watching 3 year olds go at it.
TL;DR of the story anyway
Disorder is order.
Order is evil.
Order means we go to the end days ASAP
Life is a survival game, Satan just wants a restart in this game
So he tries to make everyone Orderly so that the end times come asap.
Let's see if we can go forever, aye?
Gnostics gonna gnosis, soz.
I probably won't make so much about God regardless. There's a lot of metaphors between the lines aswell darling ;^)
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Vajeana Hurtz up butt (..(..)=========D - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 13:10:16 EST ID:nwuYXjc/ No.87073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87071
Is Swiss cheese a pizza topping?
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Sidney Clindlenodge - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 13:50:05 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87071
Now this.
This is a work or art.
Or maybe 'twas just a fart
See, rhymin aint hard
And it's as fun as
Drivin a go cart
But only if you're
Truly smart
No one wants to see the rhymes
Of a retard
Whats that
About your credit card?
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Sidney Clindlenodge - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 13:58:23 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87075
ok but fo real
Pandas are cute
I wish they could
Play the flute
Imagine that shit?
No?
Well take another hit
Of that Dimitri
And feel your soul be free
By the power of flute playing pandas
Drinking their cool little fantas
Remember, cola
Is for mister pola
Bear
Now see that man
Over der?
He cool
But he a reptile fam
He'll suck your soul
Swat you like a fly WHAM
He don't like yo spam
He don't condone no trouble
But you're living in your own
Little bubble
So he gotta swat it
Now take another hit
You're annoying them
A little bit
They ain't that malevolent
Tbh they're benevolent
They just wanna teach a thing or two
About me and you
See those elves over there?
No?
Shit I spent all this time talkin
Another hit
Wait a little bit
Focus on the time
That goes by
While I spit a little rhyme
Watch things become
Oh so sublime
Watch your thoughts
Become coherent
Adhesive
Like slime
N O ooooow
It's time
Focus on the clock
I SAID CLOCK
You slut
Just kidding
I'm just tree fidding
The elves will appear
When the good rhymes are near
When you feel the rhyme
Become intertwine
With yo soul
Now bitch
watch that hole
Yes that hole that you see out there
Think about that cola drinkin
pola bear
The elves like fun stuff like that
Now watch my monocle
And my top hat
Bitch my rhymes are PHAT
And the elves love it
Their clock is my metronome
They call me their little gnome
It's a joke
You get it right
Because im big
And you're a fig
Nah jus messin
You can't think about figs right now
Boom boom pow
Here come da crow
He like da figs
But he'd rather
Eat a rotten pig
Time for a cig
F R I E N D S
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Hedda Sevingsteck - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 14:01:33 EST ID:AdqXEWQB No.87077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87075
>No one wants to see the rhymes Of a retard

Then why are you still posting?
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Sidney Clindlenodge - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 14:45:32 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87077
I am not a retard
I am but a humble bard
Now go eat your tub of lard
Tripfag pls go
You're spreading the bad
Mojo
You can only enter the
Dojo
If you bring the forbidden
Froyo
I didnt ask YOU to
goyo
So why you gotta be so mad
Look at all the fun we've had
Bitch I think you need your maxipad
Cuz the rhymes I spit might be
A bit TOO rad
For your likings
I'm from the land of vikings
Now take thy hikings
Of my thread
I am just giving you
Your daily bread
pill
Breadpill
Use your head, shill
Smells fishy
Could use some dill
Do you even realize
What drill
This is
You smell like piss
Now get out of here
H I S S
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Hedda Sevingsteck - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 15:19:17 EST ID:AdqXEWQB No.87081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87078
You remind me of this one alcoholic racist I know.

He rhymes like a four year old when he drinks too. Have you considered making a SoundCloud? Then you could make some money with your retardation! Make that shit work for you!
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Sidney Clindlenodge - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 15:57:05 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87081
Ima feed the troll
Pay the toll
Cuz he's on
Retard patroll
He insulted me
Yes he did
Said we should
Get rid
Of me
Teehee
Can't rid
The riddler
I am but a humble fiddler
I like playin the fiddler
If you know what i mean
Someone's mad
Cuz they're bad
Now maybe
Tune it down a tad
I'm talkin bout the hatin
You might think you gatin
But you're not even shadin
Look at me im a stoner
I listen to black rap
PAP PAP PAP
PANDA PANDA
WANDA WANDA
GANJA GANJA M
MANJOOLA DOOLA
IMA DROOLA
I LISTEN TO DISCOVER ON SOUNDCLOUD
SURE AS HECK MAKING MA DAD PROUD
I PLAY THAT SHIT SO LOUD
LIKE MY WEED
JK I GET SCAMMED BECAUSE IM THIRTEEN
BITCH I KNOW U WANNA SIP LEAN
AND XANZ
AND SHIT LIKE THAT
I THINK IT'S SAD
JUST CUZ U HEARD IT IN A RAP
BRAP BRAP BRAP
FRAP FRAP FRAP
Now thats a wrap
skeedadle outta here with yo nigga rap listening ass motherfucker
You think you're cool because you listen to hot garbage like that?
Honestly we're just having fun, just because it's not your gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang XANAX XANAX gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang LEAN ELEAL NEAL LEAN gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang
We're honestly sorry we're not THAT poetic. Sorry.
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Sidney Clindlenodge - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 15:59:47 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87081
nigga fam thinkin we even tryin like lmaooooo ayy fam gucci gang nigga nigga
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Lillian Humblenitch - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 19:27:52 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87081

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_evSzfa7Xo

Dis cracker dumb
probably has the brains of thumb
happy with his crumb
dont like people having fun
should be sent into the sun
he'll be missed by none
while i sleep with his mum
Aint got no skillz
so he snorts the pills
to give him the feels
that hes better than he is
verbal rap takedown with my skills
you should go back to your hills
and be a hermit forreals
because its just a rap bro
it aint serious
gucci gang gucci gang gicci gang marijuana
Like nasir sia dhip hop is dead
so go back to bed
and sleep until you're dead
like the rich man said
"you aint nothing but a slave to me"
So why do you even want to be free?
Your mindscape is a monstrosity
i come at you with lyrical clarity
as i meditate under a tree
because i was just born to be
one day my dust will enter the sea

Rapping aint hard you should join in
It wont hurt your skin
it aint no sin
it dont make you a crim
its easy as pie
so i dont know why
you try to diss us
without rapping to us
punk
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Rawbooty Girlyman - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 19:53:07 EST ID:AIckUWlj No.87085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87082
No one told you to leave. You are the best poster on /freestylefoil/

Do whatever you want and have a good time! Just don't get triggered when someone says you sound like the kind of tool you need a special permit to use. Your lyrics are admittedly sophomoric so don't give them more of a reason to call you a child by acting like one, you're better than that.
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Edward Hosslewot - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 04:12:39 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87085
ayy lmao
I love acting like a fucking sperg child, that's the god damn point you floozey
It honestly doesn't trigger me the least bit, but it sure rustled his jimmies. He's not even half the troll I am.
What a dweeb.
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Edward Hosslewot - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 04:13:37 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87087
Also it's not like we're practically only two people freestylin lma
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Edward Hosslewot - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 04:18:26 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87088
First you gotta bait em
Then you gotta pretend
Like you reelin
Until they be feelin
Up to swimmin for hours on end
See dindu noffin
And he ends up coughin
Cuz he chokin on ma d
And I'm laughing in glee
Also cuz i get the succ on the pee wee
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 04:43:13 EST ID:mQoCAL+N No.87090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87087
You're doing important work
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Martin Dushlerk - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 14:44:55 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87090
*cracking open a cold one*
Are we ready to listen to the bold juan
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:31:26 EST ID:TlKpcRys No.87094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87093
Praise the sun, I'm the gold gun
Hunt the beasts, I'm bloodborne
Talk mad shit son?
Pass daddy the gold bonds
That's right bitch
Your crusty beats make me itch
You ain't no wizard, you're just a witch
Tell us all of your switch
That's right, you can't get enough of that man twizzle stick
It's true you like man meat, covered up from your head to feet
You think you're mad fleek?
At best your shit is weak
You rhyme off beat and there is no beat
Now take a seat
And warm yourself, DAYMANS bars turn up the heat

>mic drop
faggot
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Martin Dushlerk - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:36:39 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87084
Who you callin cracker
You race attacker
Watchout I'm a filthy hacker
Bitches don't get
Any whacker
Than me
I'll make sure you're put on display
Because you're no better than mey
Who said we were having fun
This is fighting
But without the gun
The sword are words
I am just on the lookout
For birds
Don't mind this nigga
Cuz he got 2 thirds
Of a brain
For the skill we have
He gotta train
For the life of him
He can't get into his membrane
That we are but better poets than him
And that's why he mad
We made this on a whim
Look at all the time HE had
And what was that?
A little sperg splat.
Now comeon,
Our words are ironclad
You're nothing but a little cat
But you should join our fad
Because pussies are welcome too
But use your 'priviledge'
And we'll flush you down the loo
You'd sleep with that abomination?
Now there's a sensation
I'd like to observe
Just kiddin
Ima swerve
He's been poppin pillies
Feeling like a rockstar
Hanging with the pedophillies
A goddamn retaaaaaar
The fuck you say bout hermits
Nigga you know we gots de permits
To pinocchio yo asses like kermits
So how about you go back to yo hilly
Lil orangeskin billy
It aint JUST rap
It's a cyber bitch slap
Nigga does he look like a wizard to you
He ain't got time to sleep
He gotta poo
Because what he releases is shit
Don't worry
He's just part of our little skit
Hip hop is dead
Chill rap is in
Atmosphere to me
Is a win
I was never in to rap
Until I heard Big wax
BRAP BRAP BRAP
His release New Crack
Touched me on the inside
Shit was hella wack
In him I'd confide
All my rap skills
But I can only do freestyle poetry
Oh woe is me
What is it like to be
Able to do this in real life
Instead of preaching to the hive
I don't even want to strive
To be a rap star
But I wanna play the saxophone
Real har
And maybe put some chill lyrics behind
Just playin some tunes
To unwind
I wanna be a slavekeeper
Instead of a robo beeper
Just doin as I'm told
I wanna be that guy
Who's bold
Who will grow old
Tell himself he's done good
But for now
I'm just knockin on wood
I was never part of the hood
Entered it at younger ages I would
But in bitterness it ended
And that is good
I have learned that these monkeys
All bark, fucking honkeys
Do you even know what the definition of bite is
These days
Certainly not like
That guy chris
Did to Rihanna
But that just is
How life is
And I wanna
BREAK FREE
FROM THIS
REALITYYY
SO COME WITH MEE
TO THE OTHERSIDE
WEEHEEE
I wanna be a big guy
For all'a'yall
I'll catch you when you fall
But to get there
I need to step on you
I got longer legs than two
In the world of going up
What I walk
You'd need to hop
Clarity
To these people
What a calamity
They can't even see outta they own eyes
We be watchin them
As they dies
Because they spend all their life
Chasin bigger highs
Fuckin other guys
And hos
While all I've been chasin
Were some bros
Who were truthful
And loyal
They've left me an empty hull
They thought I was a Gull
You know?
The kinda bird who'd believe anything
They watched me chase that ring
Theirs I took aswell
Thought I was chasin them to hell
Well for them, the future's lookin
Grell
So I might aswell
Bid em adieu
And do everything for you
Until my trust is once again broken
But if it isn't
I'll give you a token
But alas!
No tokens have ever been given out
You'd wish you could
When drinkin the stout
Or when gettin real loud
But when you feelin low
Where's that ho?
Where's ma bro?
WHERE'D THEY ALL GO
Meditatin is for people who wanna see
Ma nigga I go for the crown
I just WANNA BE
See
The Sea
Of information
But too see that
You gotta spot disinformation
That's the final pill
I wish, the beans I could spill
But I know everything
Yet nothing
That's the life of a gnostic
It's like living in the arctic
All alone
Yet, feeling so at home
Like a snail
Fuck
That guy
Who'd love a slug
When do snails appear?
When rain is near.
When is it that slugs come
Any year.
And wherefrom?
Aren't they both from earth
Why would it even be worth
To build that house before appearin
Are ya'll hearin
What I spout
Or do I gotta get real loud

It will hurt his skin to rhyme like this
Because he's afraid we will hiss
But it's just cuz he knows he sucks
And such are the life of stallions
It's apparently not as easy as pie
But to me, that would be a lie
Just look at this hotheaded guy
Do you hear that? Sizzle sizzle
He's already been hung out to fry
He a weak ass pussy
I'd pass this whussy
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Martin Dushlerk - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:41:58 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87095
stallion S is apparently stallions now lul
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Martin Dushlerk - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:42:40 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87096
I SAID / C / U / C / K / S / bishnigga machine
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Martin Dushlerk - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:51:21 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87097
I simply give no fucks
When I wanna say it
I call em C/u/c/k/s
Because that's what they are
Fucking numales
Go to the bar
Real birds know how to chirp
Real Ricks, know how to burp
I'm neither alpha nor omega
I'd never want a slut
Like celestia Vega
How does something so cute
Who even played the flute
Turn into something so vile
This world
Is designed
Thy souls to defile
Bitch I'm not a pussy magnet
I'm just a file
I attract everythin
Because I go for achievin win
Some people would go for the attention
Of being third
Of just being heard
I want them to adhere
My FUCKING word
Only for the best of them
Of course
I'd have them ride me
Like a filthy horse
Because all of them
I could carry
To be free
I know from where we all stem
From sea to sea
From un-be to be
To most people
They chase glee
Trampling on others
Brings them joy
As they say their jolly ahoys
As they have come one step closer
To nothing
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Martin Dushlerk - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:53:09 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What's that a'knockin at the door
Everyone at the party said
As it had turned to a'bore
The party is all Dead.
There came Saint Nicholas himself
Bringin with him, his favorite elf
Even Rudolf was there
His favorite fruit, a'pear.
But no presents he had brung
The gift of giving, was hidden
Under the Dung
Everyone realizeD what a fun time they'd had
So Santa Clause himself, gave them all a pat
On the back, obviously
For they had had a jolly time, indeed
And even Clause's Steed
They had witnessed
And worse'o time
They had regressed.
Time for bed it'was
Bye bye, said Saint Nicholas.
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Beatrice Musslelock - Fri, 29 Dec 2017 20:17:40 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87094

Your rhymes are so dope im gonna quit rapping
reading your shit i began clapping
made me so happy
to say dayman into the mix
like a junkie needing my fix
im a blood but you making me join the crips
calling me a faggot i need me a bundle of dicks
screaming out dayman when i cum
riding them shits all day is fun
my rhymes can never compare to yours
they gave me ptsd like 2 vietnam tours
Ducking and weaving liek they the vietcong
im glad this meme is propagated
now wheres my bong?
>>
Sophie Pittford - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 08:20:02 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87100
Bitch, you atleast got flow
That shit makes me chuckle
I just sit here, a poet
With his monocle
No need to put me on a higher horse
My voice will never get coarse
Poetry is the bite and my force
Who the fuck is Dayman anyway
Is he on the tinfoil train
Or is he gay
If I were him
I'd refrain
From stepping up to us OG's
Because his bitch fingers
Will freeze
Lookin' at his type
Thinking of Geese
I'm just sittin here
Munchin ma cheese
Bitch im not a gang member
Remember, September?
Maybe you don't
Maybe you do
Maybe you won't
Bish now you're goo
Nigga I am Redpilled as fuck
Now listen to me quack
Like a friggen duck
Bitches call me whack
But I'm enlightened as a HECKING
Now bitch,
You're about to receive a wrecking
I finally understand
The objectifying meme
That is the feminist hand
Of which all men Dream
Women all just look
The same way at one
The same way 'we' try to hook
Everyone we see
Now count to one two three
As stated earlier, I've been searchin ev'ry nook
And cranny
For someone
Who's not just looking to give a hanny
They all just want ME so bad
Bitch, Vagina I've never had
Isn't that EXPLICITLY RAD
Apparently it's not
And especially for someone
So hot
I think you're all degenerates
Now like the Snake
It's skin sheds
I will flick everyone of you hoes
For all of the 'bros'
Which you've hurt
That's why they're like that
You know
Without you
I'd have a whole'lotta bro
It takes time
For this plant to grow
You know
The plant called earth
I am wondering
Is it even worth
Fighting anymore
When you just look at
Every whore
I mean every woman
I don't wanna be famous
Having to look at every fan
I'ma just spit rhymes
Here on the chan
Because people are bothersome
They all just want something
They're sticky like fucking gum
And they're brains have high ping
Like what is it you work for in life
What for, is all this strife
Money, for Power, For Sex
What for, do you think
That the rich men cash in checks

Bitch I know you baitin
With quittin the raps
I'm not hatin
I just hate how y'all live for attention
All just living, for the next sensation
No one's clean anymore
Everythin's turned
To a bore
I'm just looking
For something to adore
Someone else than myself
I'll be Santa
And I'll find a little elf
Because I don't believe in
Humanity no more
Have you seen the sickos
Get turnt to gore
Well, a lot of them are
On the Four
Everyone in this world
Just asking for
More more more
Now it seems like
It's my chore
To push them ALL
through the door
I NEED to be an idol
The oldern kind
A saint
Leave all the bad people
Behind
Wishing,
They had gained
As much as me
From living a life of suffering
To know what it is to be free
The gift of love I will bring
For all, and everyone
While they're still all shooting
At each other with a gun
But leave em be
They think it's fun
It would mean a ton
If you wouldn't kill innocents tho
Or I'd rather watch you cho
ke
Get fkn
Bro
ke
I'm just lookin for a
Blo
ke
Who doesn't treat me like a
Jo
ke
Indeed your rhymes can't compare to mine
But indeed they are fine
They are of another class
Atleast now you know
To SMELL the sassafrass
You got flow
I don't
But bitch I haven't
Honed
Them at all
Mine is poetry
Yours is rap
Now watch this lil birdie
FLAP FLAP FLAP
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DAYMAN !!u8aVQ2+b - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 08:27:30 EST ID:BxvX/Ozv No.87102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>86910
I've been flipping
Chicken
In the kitchen
Ever since I was a little pigeon
Brrt brrt brrt brrt brrt
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Sophie Pittford - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 08:50:31 EST ID:w8mZPZJB No.87103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87102
Chicken
Is for the curse
Stricken
Cow is for winners
That's the shit I eat
For dinners
I also drink the milk
Also I wear
Spiders silk
That shit comfy as fuck
Just kiddin
Im quackin like a duck
I'd really like a silky robe doe
Edgar Allan Poe
Was a bitch nigga
He ain't got nothin on ma
Dear Tesla
Pidgeon's are cute as fuck
And so are Gulls
But Ravens and Crows master race
If you're nice to birds
They'll show you their true face
Smarter than you think
Sometimes
They wink
>>
Basil Blackman - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 15:22:32 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87102
Ma nigga's a chef
His nama Jeff
He don't just flip chiggin
He flip eggs too
He wish he could grill'a pidgeon
But that would taste like poo
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Basil Blackman - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 15:22:32 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87102
Ma nigga's a chef
His nama Jeff
He don't just flip chiggin
He flip eggs too
He wish he could grill'a pidgeon
But that would taste like poo
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Reuben Fellerlodging - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 17:35:24 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am merely here to confuse
I've lead you all into my ruse
Now it's time to blow this fuse
And realize ya'll are in misuse
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Hedda Pockcocke - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 23:00:24 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Rd4st-Vb4
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Hedda Pockcocke - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 00:11:42 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thnc-tRZXQY
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Hedda Pockcocke - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 00:22:38 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d64hq99eZwM
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Hedda Pockcocke - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 00:29:30 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GvnSt-8n54
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Hedda Pockcocke - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 00:41:28 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYydjB00Zmc
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Ian Blytheshaw - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 06:37:02 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87119
You watched these while high, didn't you Sharon.
They are quite unamusing while sober I must say.
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Banned from Xbox live - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 12:56:29 EST ID:0U6eUcGu No.87127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87126
I thought they were funny you tasteless whore

Can you put in a good word for me at Microsoft?
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Basil Higglechedge - Tue, 02 Jan 2018 07:30:58 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87127
What's so funny about wasting a working mans time
I don't even want to put this in a rhyme
But for you to understand
What should be done with contraband
Is not to make a fool of working people
just because you sit there so high and feeble
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Doris Fuckingson - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 02:43:07 EST ID:HHHmPl59 No.87146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Joe had a ram row by the sky, it ain't no lie why cry?
We're all trapped in this endless maze smoking purple haze
Simpletons break the habits we all drown in the abyss like rabbits
Quick to take a piss without a wish, or fish
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Phyllis Fongerhood - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 02:57:55 EST ID:/sYCZBjs No.87147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87146
>HHHmPI59
>HHH

SHOO SHOO /WOO/ GHOST
>>
Mean green cokerland the weed machine - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 11:50:32 EST ID:MfqKNX1T No.87150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87146
Oh yeah! Eat your vitamins
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Basil Drebblefield - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 12:29:25 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87152 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87146
Smoking what you call weed
Is only a way to lead
Yourself further along the way of nothing
Look at yourself and your frothing
For this humble plant
That has put you to be what you are
A simple ant
You've bound yourself to get nowhere
Now you will have to pay the fare
Since you rebelled
Did the opposite of DARE
The plant has laid you bare
Leading you into mare
You've put yourself
Against the hare
The only way to win the race now
Is to cheat
But how?
>>
La Migra - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 16:43:20 EST ID:MfqKNX1T No.87153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87152

Space warfare is combat that takes place in outer space. The scope of space warfare therefore includes ground-to-space warfare, such as attacking satellites from the Earth, as well as space-to-space warfare, such as satellites attacking satellites.

In the early 1960s the U.S. military produced a film called Space and National Security which depicted space warfare.[1]

From 1985 to 2002 there was a United States Space Command, which in 2002 merged with the United States Strategic Command, leaving Air Force Space Command as the primary American military space force. The Russian Space Force, established on August 10, 1992, which became an independent section of the Russian military on June 1, 2001, was replaced by the Russian Aerospace Defence Forces starting December 1, 2011, but was reestablished as a component of the Russian Aerospace Forces on August 1, 2015.

Only a few incidents of space warfare have occurred in world history, and all involved training missions, as opposed to actions against real opposing forces. In 1985 a USAF pilot in an F-15 successfully shot down the P78-1, an American research satellite, in a 345-mile (555 km) orbit.

In 2007 China used a missile system to destroy one of its obsolete satellites (see 2007 Chinese anti-satellite missile test), and in 2008 the United States similarly destroyed its malfunctioning satellite USA-193. As of 2017 there have been no human casualties resulting from conflict in space.

International treaties governing space limit or regulate conflicts in space and limit the installation in space of weapon systems, especially nuclear weapons.
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Fanny Gimmerstone - Fri, 05 Jan 2018 07:37:33 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87156 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87153
Space warfare
Oh, don't you dare
It requires a pair
To enter the dragon's lair
Spaaaaaace warfare
Visions of stairs are rare
We've not much time to spare
So,
Let's enter
The dragon's lair
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Matilda Cingerstack - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 12:29:12 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87163 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87156
i obviously meant visions of stars jesus christ
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Jarvis Honeystock - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 12:42:50 EST ID:CEx+DK43 No.87164 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87163
Maybe try hitting the bottle a little less hard? That usually helps me
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Jarvis Grandspear - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 05:20:50 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87165 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87163

Visions of stars jesus christ
philosophy has been sliced
you should try to be nice
instead of trying to be sufficed
i drop mics on the stage
work 9-5 for minimum wage
cant even begin to gage
the amount of rage
pent up in this cage
looking for that wise sage
to speak to me and enlighten
afraid to speak the truth, frightened
wants to wear a cape and
mask quick jump fast
hes the bad boy in the class
selling drugs to the kids
Hes always drags you in to a tryst
have you seeing
Visions of stars, jesus christ.
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Samuel Supperbury - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 09:46:39 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87166 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87165
Spittin bars
Stealin cars
Chasin stars
Checkin' winrars

I can't be nice
I'll catch yo lice
I'm just tryna
Bring in the spice
To you little mice

America sure is nice
When you gotta work all day
Just to suffice
If you lived in Asia
You could atleast grow rice

There is one path to enlightenment
The truth has been fucked and bent
You should seek your own path
And see it to the end
We all got different truths
We all seek different things
That soothes
Our broken hearts

But nigga if you got the smarts
You'd be livin the life soon
Drivin go carts
n shit
But sure, take another hit
Stall the inevitable
Become a fucking vegetable

The kids need that entheogenic
Else they'll learn to abuse
And become schizophrenic
They've got lots to lose
So no need to light the fuse
They all wanna walk
In the xanz rappers shoes

Visions of stars
Missions to mars
Fissions are sparse
No need to split your ego
From your arse
Just dream of
Drivin them cars
And spittin bars
Takin the xan
Truly believin
You're a real man
I know you're a fan
But man
You wanna be like the nigga who ran?
Think about your lifespan
Do you really wanna forget about your yesterdays
Takin the xan
Get out of the maze
Don't get intertwined
In'a haze
We goin to space
Humanity's won the race
So nigga why you runnin
Why the fuck you gunnin
You tryna kill yourself
So put the gun on the shelf
Think about your mother
You tryna shoot another
What would she think
Would she be fazed or would she blink
Welcome to the rink
Now help your fellow human
And stay true'man
To our goal
If you were in africa
You'd be mining coal
You'd be sellin your soul
To the devil of all
Just because you feel so small
So insecure
So niggas
People like you the lure
I'd say stay pure
You got shit to achieve
And you better believe
So do we all
So why be so small
As to take another's life
End this strife
Yo
Call the popo
There's money everywhere
So why you gotta live life
With a lifeline as thin as hair?
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Hannah Sabberford - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 10:05:29 EST ID:L93Qls/K No.87167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86339
I'm going down
On you
I'm going down on you like I like it but bruh I'm lyin'
Cause I don't like it I luh that shit's my valentine
One tiny warning, I'm dining on your gourmet form until the morning
Performing like it'll stop global warming
My pallet has got no equal
Talent could vanquish evil
And maybe make Rick Moranis be in the Ghostbusters sequel
One taste and I'm wailing "god bless!" (god bless!)
Until you quiver I will not rest (not rest)
Licking repeatedly like your beaver's a square reader
And my tongue is a VISA debit card that failed to process
It's like the Miracle Worker and I'm blind and I'm deaf and dumb
Plus each inch my body's numb except for the tip of my tongue
And each Wikipedia topic's printed in microscopic raised ink on your clit
So the single option I got to know something about this wonderful globe that
We come from to locate your swollen bean and then probe the folds of it
Fiendishly til you cum about infinity times
And baby that isn't a crime
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William Manningtit - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 08:10:01 EST ID:ICvrQI/M No.87176 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7wKJWhXKig

Back in the days I used think I had it figured out
Till I found out life gets tougher by the second inning
Now I used to dream about my team winning
For a moment schemin' ways to deliver my ending of childhood torment and pain

Now I've suffered thru my life like a nightmare on elm street
Whom to the bells toll ain't never had a home to call my own
Broken and alone still taking a stand to get my priorities straight
Never been fake or gave into hate like a pebble flake

And these are the days just sitting and waiting for the raining
Till my dying day wish I could fly away to another state of mind
And it's like unwritten tale without people giving help or hindsight
Now wasted my youthful mindstate with the distractions without action

What's the pleasure in finding satisfaction in our crippled state
For each man has to measure his own sins on the table
Many love to live like a fable instead of being noble and hopeful
To whom it concerns if I was able to make a statement so bashful

Many came and gone and I was wrong to think they'd be around
It's like finding my mind in the lost and found, memories fragmented
How can I keep up the pace when there was never a race
Lost my ways and been lost in amazement to these revelations

If I could go back in time and make wise decisions I'd take the chance
Wish my life could be in a better state, but I'm dealing with the hands of fate
Who's to say what leads the way is it God or is it my impulses directing my hand?
If every line was a question would I find the answer to my own life plan?

At times I've asked God for help, Feeling like there is no way to land
My mind has been elevated on many strands, not easy on demand
I have been ghosted by many that we call friends
Some say it's better to make amends than smack hands

At last I've desired to take a stand to find away to succeed
But without help it's been a hard fight obstacles get in my way
My failures make me feel like I can't maintain the ways to better days
Always been neutral with others cause I couldn't trust any brother
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William Manningtit - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 08:35:07 EST ID:ICvrQI/M No.87177 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1cXRzn1ZIo

Back when we used to think we'd grow up to be succesful
Now I'm sittin' back in my gifted seat with a little bit of heat
Can kick up my feet but it ain't a sunshine breeze
Livin' life day to day without being able to leave my own body

Habitual perception of reality causing me not to get past life regression
Not remembering whens the last time I've dreamed stuck in recession
Sometimes my depression takes me on like a giant that gets violent
Roses maybe red but my bed sure makes me feel like I'm dead

If time was on my side I'd have a chance to rewind
Life makes no sense when you ain't even catch wind of facts
Hard to relax when you've had a impact on a thin line
Too tired to smile, Too tired to walk a mile, I want to stay awhile

Haven't dated or had a relationship in a millionth of a second
Always feels like I've played myself in various chances
My mind always been on another level without drugs
Always lacked hugs from those that claim to love
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Henry Brongersack - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 08:48:44 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87178 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Freebase memes
Uncontrollable dreams
Lying awake at night
Plottin schemes
Lookin at the seams
Between my reality
And yours
Puttin this ship
On a new course
Boutta find new shores
Rent a new horse
Hit the moors
And let that pony eat some grass
Find a cute lass
Learn her how to puff'n'pass
Never mind my sass
We're on a journey
We've got the wanderlust
We've been sittin' here
Gatherin' rust
So you know what we must
We out here to quench
Smellin that remarkable stench
Never again
Will I hit up a new wench
Let's stay here
Sit on a bench
Watchin' the skies
As they do their drivebys
Tellin each other no lies
Chasin new highs
Not higher ones
Let's gather our sons
Treat them to some buns
So that they no longer
Use their guns
Their words will be knives
They'll have the time of their lives
If they can keep up with our jives
We'll take them from their hives
Where they're nested oh so well
Or atleast so they thought
But their struggles have been for naught
Sooner or later they die
Feelin so distraught
Because all they were taught
About this world and their thought
Was in the end all fake
There is no cake
Unless you bake
Now gather your rake
And collect all the leaves
Because everyone believes
But nobody knows
This world fucking blows
So let's quench the thirst
For adventure
Find novelty first
We were made to wander
But now there's no yonder
So we're stuck
Nothing but a puck
In the rich men's game of hockey
Boy, they sure got lucky
But they're as sad inside as us
nobody wins
Everyone sins
The earth will rinse
itself tomorrow
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Henry Brongersack - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 16:36:19 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Livin life bold
Lotta stories untold
Livin life plain
Fuck LA
Ima move to spain

The people are nice
And the weed's thrice
As gucci as where i am
Where you goin fam

How bout you dream for a bit
And start achievin
Before that notha hit
It's allrite man
Let's get lit
But let's not stall the good life
For another bit

Livin life in the pedestrian lane
There's much to gain
Chu need a car for anyway
It's bad for errybody let me tell u

Why everythin gotta happen here and now
Bitch relax, sit down, eat some chow
You been indoctrinated into a cow
Cuh, you become the cattle
This is our battle
But this more like a dance
You don't needa work with yo han's

We just chillin here
Nothin' to fear
But some people too coked up
Or starin at the beer
Some of us see goals
Oh so clear
Just follow our rear

We just chillin at sea
Nowhere to go
So just let the wind blow
In your sails
Just look at your fails
Accept them and move on
We just here to have fun
And don't you forget that

Doesn't matter what you do with your life man
Aslong as you enjoy it
And if you want change
Change it man
ch-ch-chimichanga-change that shit fam
>>
Henry Brongersack - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 16:45:19 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87182 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wrapper rapper
I sure am dapper
Sausage eggs and bacon
breakfast lunch and dinner
I think we got a winner
I like pizza and also meat
I also have stinky feet
Stinky cheese
Easy freeze
Life's a breeze
So let's eat some grease
I'd get sick of rice in Asia
So let's go any other place'ya?
How 'bout
Germany
Drink some stout
Hear they got some mad wieners aswell
Well bitch, they goin to hell
Let's ask them, if they got a storry to tell
How about the Netherlands
They got windmills n shit
Also everyone's lit
Mushies are legal
m-muh eagle
Freedum's n shizz
That's all sum piss
I'd rather live in bumfuck india
Shittin on the street
Atleast they got places to walk
On they little feet
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Oliver Sollerman - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 00:27:28 EST ID:7Ra+eU96 No.87185 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>86910
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/charlie-daniels-issues-grim-warning-to-taco-bell-about-the-illuminati/ar-BBIaUdR?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp&ffid=gz
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Shitting Soppernedging - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 06:55:33 EST ID:ZcKMNawS No.87189 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87182

They are discrete on the street
tapping to the beat
but soft like tender meat
certain defeat is all you'll meet
If you claim that im cheap
ill sue you like i own the rights to creep
so addicted to gta v im almost complete
i always make my bed because im super neat
i suck at rhymes but i like to compete
because of a guy named pete
wring creativity to see it seap
out into my brain skull
if you never use your tool it'll be dull
fall forward and fall into a lull
become a mad hacked and begin to lul
bad rhymes have been exhausted
i wish i could but im unable to source it
i think i might be part nordic

cheerz
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Eugene Bunforth - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 17:39:38 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Agony
Is pullin me
Towards the dark
I wanna bark
I wanna howl at the moon
Wishin that soon
This pain would fade
As I'm being pulled closer
To the shade
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Eugene Bunforth - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 17:50:40 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna embark
To find this great white shark
Inside of me
That caused this pain to be
Caused me,
To live so dangerously
Oh so carelessly
Forced me bound to sea
No air to be found
Only this bittersweet sound
Chaining me to the ground
To what will I amount

Oh, where is happiness to be found
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Nigel Blatherfoot - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 11:23:38 EST ID:JpsO46xT No.87198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sometimes I am sad
Sometimes I am mad
But forever you will be
A wew lad

It's all gucci it always is
I ain't got no personal iss
biss
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Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 12:01:04 EST ID:qrwB52z0 No.87199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>87198
https://boards.420chan.org/qq/
I think you'll find a home there
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Samuel Grandwill - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 02:52:24 EST ID:k+4Mea4x No.87208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Reptilians penetrate our egotistical mind states
Who really deals the hand of fate it's so concentrated
Cancerous erratic messiah complex so success
Every serious nomadic confession complexity

Rational decisions set us free
Contaminate the concentration
From the radiation we spill expiration
Mix the populace sell sanitation

Can we really be set free
When the slavery is our nile
The dream where people feed
The needs of greed take ahold

Bazillion molecules craft systems
Viral infective mancipation
Sell success invest in sex
From the mess we create a nest
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Samuel Grandwill - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:09:09 EST ID:k+4Mea4x No.87209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dangerous energy waves on by
Our smiles lead to our decay
Forgotten tongues speak too late
Tomorrow was yesterday

Her eyes moved to the sudden feast
Walls crawl on to her feet
Halls stall in her defeat
The malls call out to her needs

Serve a heart onto face
I'm already called to fate
The system led us to eat
Forbidden taste of insinuate

Darkness crawls more on call
Now the shapes start to wither
Come hither to the sound it is bound
The victimhood of our own desire
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Ernest Suffingstock - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 11:52:26 EST ID:NATKY1W/ No.87210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>87209
http://boards.420chan.org/dr/


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