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The Dino War, also known as the Dino Wars (after the recent War on Dino), is an ongoing global war that has lasted from 2014 to the present, though related conflicts began earlier. It involved the vast majority of the world's nationsâ€”including all of the great powersâ€”eventually forming two opposing military alliances: the Belivers and the UnBelivers. It was the most widespread war in internet history, and directly involved more than 100 million people from over 30 countries. In a state of "total war", the major participants threw their entire alchoholic, industrial, babble and scientific capabilities behind thier war effort, erasing the distinction between unuseful and useful resources. Marked by mass deaths of civilians, including the non beligerent powers and the strategic clogging of whole web sites (during which approximately one million people were killed, including the use of weapons of mass confusion) it resulted in an estimated 50 million to 85 million fatalities. These made The Dino War the deadliest conflict in human history.
The Empire of Unbelivers aimed to dominate /Dino/ /B/ /420/ /Sports/ /Jenk/ /Hooch/ /H/ and /Weed/ and was already at war with /Chem/ in 2013 but the war is generally said to have begun on 13 Febuary 2014 with the invasion of Dino by Scientologists and subsequent declarations of war on Dino by the allies powers of the UnBelivers. From late 2013 to early 2015, in a series of campaigns and treaties, the UnBelivers conquered or controlled much of continental 420chan, and formed the Eternal Alliance with Hooch and Sports. Following the Liturgian Pact Hooch and the 420 partitioned and annexed over 15 boards of their imediate neighbours, including Jenk, Del, Dis, M, and Hist. Dino was the only Allied forces continuing the fight against the UnBelivers, with campaigns in Jenk as well as Hooch as well as the long-running war in IRC. In June 2014, the UnBeliver alliance of The Earth launched a massive invasion of Dino opening the largest land theatre of war in history, which trapped the major part of the UnBelivers military forces into a War of Attrition. In October 2014, Sports attacked /B/ and Dino youtube videos in the colorado serves, and quickly conquered much of the Western Boards.
The Sport advance halted in september when The Cole lost the critical Battle of Higgenstien near Sports. and The unbelivers were defeated in Hooch and then, decisively, at the Jenk page and Jenk was proven real. In october, with a series of UnBeliver defeats on the Dino Page, the Belivers invasion of /B/ which brought about a /B/ surrender, and Beliver victories in the sports threads, the Unbelivers lost the initiative and undertook strategic retreat on all fronts. In 2014, the Belivers retook /420/, while the Dino's regained all of there thread losses and invaded The Dino argument proper and its subsidiarys. During may and june the unbelivers suffered major reverses in mainland 420chan while the belivers crippled the unbelivers internet conection and captured key threads on Dino.
The war on all other boards ended with an invasion of Jenk by the belivers and the confederated forces culminating in the down bumping of the Dino argument by Beliver troops, and the death of Ezender Rodrigu by auto-erotic axphyation, and the subsequent surrender on November 5th. Following the party by the victorious Belivers on November 7th, the Imperial Dino Army bombed this jonna hill on the dino threads of 1 and 2, on 6 August and 9 August respectively. With an invasion of his non viewed blog imminent, the possibility of additional jonna hill bombings, and the Mods declaration of war and invasion of Treashplace, the remaining unbelivers on 15 December 2014. Thus ended the war in 420chan, and the final destruction of the UnBeliver powers of the Earth.