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Frog Fractions 2 discovered after 2 years of detective work by Niko Bellic - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 04:36:54 EST ID:4hWSPmsW No.690846 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Technically FF2 didn't exist properly until very recently, but it took 2 years of work to piece it together.

  • There were secret glyphs hidden within 20ish indie games, including some of the data files of Crypt of the Necrodancer.
  • These related to an augmented reality game. The glyphs were used to locate real-world objects. After a long trail, this eventually led to the unearthing of two endgame objects: a locked box with a button, and a key. (pic related) You can see it launched here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReV0BptMLvw
  • This enabled Frog Fractions 2 inside another game. That's right, it's a game that can only be accessed as an easter egg inside another game. This is a good tribute to the meta bizarreness of the original Frog Fractions. This game is called Glittermitten Grove, some weird resource management sim with a fairy theme: http://store.steampowered.com/app/536890/
  • I just burned my grilled pastrami sandwiches typing this, FUCK. FUCKING RETARDED

Anyway, I suggest we play the original (free) Frog Fractions in honor of this strange occasion. I won't be buying the fairy game so I guess I'll probably never know what 2 is like. But the first one's a fucking classic. http://twinbeard.com/frog-fractions/

Details (yeah, I know, kotaku, but whatever): http://kotaku.com/how-frog-fractions-2-stayed-a-secret-for-two-years-1790535111
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Trish - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 23:05:35 EST ID:4hWSPmsW No.690899 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> but I can't say I remember ever hearing about the first game or anybody begging for a sequel.
It went around on the chans when it first came out. A lot of ""gamers"" know about it (as in people who give just about anything a chance and are on the internet all day). Link's in the OP. You should definitely try it if you never have before.
Tetra - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 01:15:17 EST ID:UtPtDIV7 No.690903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not complicated enough I want to have to remove a tire from a car to find a code to play a game that comes out in three years hidden in the instruction manual of a japanesse game that never gets translated to english. I want to have to type a 50 digit code in to start each level.

This sort of meta gaming hiding is cool, seems like a lot of work though to do it.
Jarl Balgruuf - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 03:29:01 EST ID:6g+I/sT5 No.690919 Ignore Report Quick Reply


What is this
Trish - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 03:35:34 EST ID:4hWSPmsW No.690922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry, I meant (((gamers)))
Zhang Jiao - Sat, 31 Dec 2016 03:26:17 EST ID:6g+I/sT5 No.691078 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Friday the 13th Beta by Companion Cube - Tue, 20 Dec 2016 19:18:09 EST ID:11ZPDoYv No.690258 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Who is playing this shit? It's fucking intense.

I just played for 12 hours straight and I'm not much of a binge player.

I feel sick, but it was worth it. I'm level 10.
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Ness - Tue, 27 Dec 2016 13:50:03 EST ID:2VxD97MR No.690776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Time to Kill was so fucking awesome.
KLEZ.fml !!cEQLOiCj - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 00:32:52 EST ID:yUX+qckh No.690836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It may be gone but I'll always have my bug screenshots.
Kerrigan - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 14:00:24 EST ID:+pM3+RAI No.690868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Playing the beta
>fucking 13, 14 year olds who shouldnt be playing this in the first place on the mic
>"Why is Jason from Mortal Kombat in this?"
Cage Midwell - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 18:52:17 EST ID:HqGTXdD2 No.690888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Jason from Mortal Kombat

Nice of them to expose their age and pleb status.
Jarl Balgruuf - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 03:25:46 EST ID:6g+I/sT5 No.690915 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That's a shittily-captured image that makes it look stupid blurry, but yeah, Dead By Daylight doesn't look like a PS1 game.

The Walking Dead: A New Frontier by C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 18 Dec 2016 19:16:56 EST ID:UEHOmb0r No.690121 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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When family is all you have left… how far will you go to protect it? After society was ripped apart by undead hands, pockets of civilization emerge from the chaos. But at what cost? Can the living be trusted on this new frontier? As Javier, a young man determined to find the family taken from him, you meet a young girl who has experienced her own unimaginable loss. Her name is Clementine, and your fates are bound together in a story where every choice you make could be your last.

The first two episodes The Ties That Bind: Part I & II will be available on December 20 with a retail season season pass disc edition on February 7. To find out how to import your save, click here - https://telltale.com/support/article/twd2-save-import/
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 17:57:31 EST ID:RoZvd6+I No.690617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No it imports your save from season 2.
Yorda - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 12:48:48 EST ID:DXeYbmgL No.690654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You could import it to 2 yeah. The choices in 1 decided very minor things in the very end. 2 basically decided who is going to be with you but not really because spoilers.
Rico Rodriguez - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 21:23:58 EST ID:OxyywirB No.690677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why do I have to play as Javier? I want my Clem whom I've always protected!
Otherwise, pretty lackluster start to the "season". The writing has become really dull recently. The batman game was shit.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 27 Dec 2016 16:35:12 EST ID:XMKL9QXI No.690796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah the ending of season 2 has much more consequences than season 1 given the outcomes of each.
Gabe Logan - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 15:27:15 EST ID:tcOFXGh7 No.690874 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah, I'm not really into being some rando who drops spanglish inconsistently. I miss Clem. She's so different now though. I think her voice is a little too deep, also.

Upbeat vg jammmz by Martin Septim - Fri, 23 Dec 2016 20:58:21 EST ID:4hWSPmsW No.690542 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Thread for those vidjagame songs that just make you happy, as we march into 2017. None of the hardcore or maudlin stuff this time. Just dumb little ditties that make you smile.

Chrono Trigger Festival https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK4zcXbeTIA
Mega Man 3 - Magnet Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfsY4sZEBAk
Donkey Kong Country - Simian Segue https://youtu.be/kAbL8NjoRhI?t=2m14s
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Matt Baker - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 17:40:00 EST ID:VGgGklDM No.690616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Into the thick of it - secret of mana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFKoFzNfQdA

intro highway stage - mega man X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N16d4H6qQto

elf forest - shining force II https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAuAAmRYzMg
Sephiroth - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 18:44:35 EST ID:dTHUGepJ No.690618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mega Man ZX - Sky High https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cWO6Q4FlKE
Taki - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 13:37:16 EST ID:m4Woffvz No.690661 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Come on.
Super Meat Boy - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 15:13:11 EST ID:95aAyhcO No.690664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A true classic
Lakitu - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 04:44:41 EST ID:F09R3/2p No.690848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Candy Mountain from Kirby Super Star - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fz_xsHzSvQ

apweiofj by Saren - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 01:37:47 EST ID:lPski0E4 No.690839 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Best tablet/html/flash games of 2015 go

I love pixel dungeon and bonk.io myself
Kung Lao - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 03:05:37 EST ID:dGue6Ex4 No.690840 Ignore Report Quick Reply

2015 or 2016?

Im really enjoying Animation throwdown and theres other skateboard game called True Skate, which is like tech deck but on a tablet.

havent played bonk.io till you made this thread. its a pretty fun game!
Niko Bellic - Wed, 28 Dec 2016 03:07:49 EST ID:4hWSPmsW No.690841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jacking Off a Dolphin Game, the 420chan original. Of course. (This game was created on /b/ with assets sourced from the thread. Programming courtesy of DongChaser420)
Android version, if you want to impress your friends with your good taste

Hint: use very small, gentle strokes at first, and make sure you know where a dolphin's penis is. Make eye contact. Encouraging sounds and especially a more prominent blush will demonstrate that you're making magic happen inside that dolphin. To finish him off, you need to use all your strength and speed. Don't expect it to be easy. In fact, expect it to be rock-hard. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO JACK OFF A DOLPHIN?

Bless online by Nana & Popo - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 13:00:21 EST ID:aASur8gy No.690656 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know there are mmorpg-dwellers here. Maybe some of you play the new Bless online on russian server?
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Nana & Popo - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 13:25:48 EST ID:aASur8gy No.690659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Ultima Online
I guess it was long time ago...
Kim Kaphwan - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 02:10:45 EST ID:TqadVunB No.690690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aren't people still playing that?
Dormin - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 12:36:43 EST ID:1T0XgF5e No.690706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My nigga.
Gannon - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 13:38:17 EST ID:jw3DWlka No.690710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
recsu recdu guards buy the bank
Dirk the Daring - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 20:35:07 EST ID:0IWJ56Lv No.690736 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've played UO on and off for over 20 years I think. My memory isn't great because of /benz/, but I'm pretty sure it's been a long time.

Nobody ever quit 690690. Eventually, everyone finds themselves starting out on some dead shitty free-shard, only to quit again after forgetting to refresh their house.

Good games to play on Christmas by Mayor MacCready - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 13:36:48 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.690660 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What are some good games to play specifically on Christmas? And I don't mean, like, Elf Bowling or bad mini-game collections on Wii. Some real ass games. Chad Warden shit.

It's not as easy as something like Halloween where pretty much every horror game ever made fits in. I want some good vidya Christmas atmosphere.

I'll start with Arkham Origins.

Those Christmas lights, that snow, that Die Hard-ish tone, that incredible Christmas soundtrack. I don't care if it isn't as good as the games that came before it. For the atmosphere alone it's a keeper.

What else you guys got?
Chibi-Robo - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 14:42:32 EST ID:oofTdOqO No.690662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any good game you bought on the Steam sale. It's just an extra fuzzy feeling knowing you saved a reasonably good amount of money, or just using Xmas as a 1 day excuse to splash out from your blue collar job.
Siegfried Schtauffen - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 07:38:15 EST ID:JHFTVd/5 No.690696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Play ice levels in platformers.
Four - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 08:39:32 EST ID:h0wV7VUv No.690698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You know who likes ice levels? Hitler
Kamek - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 11:59:32 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.690703 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah, you're not wrong, but this one in Quackshot is good tho

Look at that fucking whale
JaysOnAGunRun - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 19:17:45 EST ID:VXJ0d7jQ No.690731 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hands down the best snow/ice level for me personally is Freezezy peak from Banjo Kazooie.

You have other ones as well like..

Snowy Mountain - Jax and Daxter.
Sherbet Land - MK64
Cool Cool Mountain - SM64
Snow Barrel Blast - DKC
Ice Cap Zone - Sonic 3

Spyro. by Funky Kong - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 13:26:20 EST ID:+V9+8EVy No.689086 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Finally picked up a copy of Spyro 1 for £3 in a charity shop. Game was my childhood, need Spyro 3 though. Gonna have a bag of dank and collect gems.
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Blade & Striker - Fri, 23 Dec 2016 17:12:33 EST ID:1svz0PZX No.690527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't see a problem with this picture, he's in programming not art design
Mr. Resetti - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 12:54:36 EST ID:GTziyCDI No.690655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck yeah everyone! Me mum got me Spyro 2 and biscuits! Just boiled some of my dankest kratom and am playing this bitch!
Cody - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 19:47:53 EST ID:6TNMuBar No.690674 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I don't think it's supposed to be a problem, the pictures pointing it out for laughs.
JaysOnAGunRun - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 22:25:23 EST ID:VXJ0d7jQ No.690682 Ignore Report Quick Reply

His name is Hiroaki Suga, and he’s still working on Kirby games to this day.

I want his version of Kirby to live on forever.
Sniper Wolf - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 16:11:43 EST ID:u14cJKhL No.690717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that's the joke... He's a programmer so he doesn't give a fuck

Snake one, smoke one by Santos L. Halper - Mon, 19 Dec 2016 18:33:58 EST ID:mWaw8LrY No.690173 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Oh man it's practically Christmas already. Time is flying by. And some cunt burned down my goat on day one? That sucks. Let's just get high and maybe play some games. Here's a cozy one.

>Sid Meier's Pirates


And hey, maybe post your Steam ID?
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Santos L. Halper - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 01:10:32 EST ID:mWaw8LrY No.690641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Not the Robots

Not /sa/
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 10:52:13 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.690648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Here's Wii U Shantae and the Pirate's Curse:
Santos L. Halper - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 15:46:56 EST ID:mWaw8LrY No.690666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>12 is Better Than 6

cat scan
Mike Dawson - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 16:26:23 EST ID:wFPwMjRR No.690669 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Bob the Killer Goldfish - Tue, 27 Dec 2016 10:24:06 EST ID:dcik2JX9 No.690765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
thanks bro!

Rimworld thread by Sir Daniel Fortesque - Sun, 02 Oct 2016 00:47:43 EST ID:7diTe23D No.684869 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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"You have detected a cluster of cargo pods crashing nearby.
Perhaps you'll find something useful in the wreckage."
>pic related, huge cache of space weed

Also, one of my colonists is an 18 year old girl who gains +20 to mood when she's not wearing any clothes. (Before you ask, uh ... randomly generated.)

I'm not a Dwarf Fortress guy for various reasons ... I don't think the comparison is a very good one, other than some of the base mechanics like stockpiles. DF requires a 20 page tutorial to play; this game you can just load up and it tells you how to do everything. If you forget something it gently reminds you ... if you already know about it, it detects this and it doesn't bother you.

More importantly, unlike DF, Rimworld focuses on telling a compelling story using an AI storyteller, similar to Left4Dead. It specifically creates events to keep things interesting and challenging, but not unfair. I still haven't bought it, because $30 for an alpha is fucking insane, but I may break down eventually.

Rimworld thread? What's your best story?
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Doctor Li - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 21:08:16 EST ID:jKI1s/aT No.688834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wonder how effective it would be to try to kite raiders through a chamber that's rigged with a bunch of heaters, and then power it up once they're in. Do you think you could raise the temperature fast enough to burn them?

Especially if you could just give them heat stroke and make them pass out. You could have tons of prisoners.

has anyone tried something like this?
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 21:41:40 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.688836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How high can temperatures go before people start actually falling ill? I had heat waves up to like 120F and most of my guys made it through just fine.

But this doesn't sound like a bad idea. Since I'm running a MGS-themed colony, I should make a microwave hall filled with heaters just for the hell of it.
Guy - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 21:46:28 EST ID:3xgFlMpz No.688838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know coolers take a few hours to power back up to optimal tempearature after a solar flare, but I've only had 4 in a room at a time for a freezer. It may work if you kept them running all the time and just had the power to back it up via a geyser power generator. It's also dependent on their clothing and their own traits like getting boosts in hot temperature and such. It even takes quite a while for someone to die completely from hypothermia or pass out from it, since I've also had prisoners crammed into my 4 cooler freezer and it took them a couple of hours to finally lose limbs from frostbite and die.
Dark Link - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 21:49:54 EST ID:W+gqJC8a No.688840 Ignore Report Quick Reply

For your roofing problem, just build one block every so often. It'll act like a pillar and keep the roof from collapsing. You might need a few for a large area, but if you just don't mine one block per ten blocks squared or something you should be fine. Hopefully that makes sense.

And heater traps are a thing I've read about, but I haven't successfully built one to kill raiders. I did have some bugs surface one time on the other side of a wall of one of my buildings. I had mined a bit into a mountain but decided not to go further, and they came up in the space I cleared. Since it was walled off they were trapped. I built like, four AC units with the heat exhaust emptying into the section with the bugs. It was pretty effective and killed them all fairly quick. But more and more hives popped up and the damn bugs would randomly mine. I got scared they were going to mine through the wall to my building so I had my colonists clear them out.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sun, 25 Dec 2016 10:58:17 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.690649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alpha 16 came out a few days ago and added a feature I thought I couldn't figure out but was only in just now: A fully explorable planet. The world is spherical now and I'm still stuck building my outer heaven in alpha 15 so I don't even get to see it for myself. It's actually a pretty big thing: http://steamcommunity.com/games/294100/announcements/detail/282996386430001424

Speaking of Outer Heaven, I chucked much harder than I should have at the sight of Big Boss hunting a squirrel with a minigun.

H1Z! KOTK by Captain Price - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 03:30:44 EST ID:0xOkWhnc No.690572 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyone here play?

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