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Another Thread for Haters by Zaku Kashaku - Tue, 26 Jan 2016 23:48:21 EST ID:fkgkphqr No.657634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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For those who wanna speak their minds about any and all shit videogame related. let it all out. Fuck the police.
Isa Jo - Tue, 26 Jan 2016 23:55:56 EST ID:xsLHnAAe No.657635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like video games.
honk - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 00:38:50 EST ID:JVdcFF57 No.657641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was just playing Isaac and realized that it's kind of my go to game when I don't feel like playing anything else.

It's just so goddamn good.
Zaku Kashaku - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 00:43:21 EST ID:fkgkphqr No.657642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you know what else is a good game? Giants Citizen Kabuto. Make love to the police
Ashley Riot - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 03:27:58 EST ID:q6CnlV2c No.657650 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alright, since no one else is going to say it...
I love you guys
Nana & Popo - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 06:55:53 EST ID:hshzTgst No.657663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've never actually ever played a video game.
Lord Lucien - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:35:08 EST ID:d5l/WxvE No.657664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did you guys hear about this "Pong" thing the kids are playing? Civilization is doomed, let me tell you.
Pitfall Harry - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:02:48 EST ID:rUjnohya No.657668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wish Nintendo would die! No more Mario!
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:19:19 EST ID:7NDzoMXw No.657673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dark Souls sucks.
Divayth Fyr - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:19:44 EST ID:dAp7LKb+ No.657674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What rustles my jimmies:
>games that are purposely frustrating just to be frustrating
>games that have way too many sequels
>this fad of trying to bring back 2D gaming like this is the 90s again
>early access, using an endless beta as an excuse to release a buggy mess
>the unhealthy obsession with grinding that asian developers have and their apparent disconnection with their western consumer base
>DLCs as an excuse to leave out content and to suck more money out of us
>bazillions of low-tier indie games flooding the market making it impossible to find any real quality
>developers pandering to the lowest common denominator just because they hold the majority voice and ruining their games in the process
>the fact that consoles really don't need to exist any more but still do because of the status quo
>games selling for $60 plus DLC when they're really only worth about $20 or less in entertainment value
>visual novels (choose your own adventure novels) pretending to be video games
Lance Bean - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:39:09 EST ID:NT5MNYGo No.657690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I hate what Mortal Kombat turned into. The fighting in the games has been improving since MK vs DCU but the story is ridiculous even by MK standards. I'm not necessarily talking about story mode here either. The new characters, changes to old characters, to many realms/ weird stages, weird character models... the list goes on. In the begging it was mostly dark Chinese mythology, essentially BloodSport meets big trouble in little China.

That and all the DLC shenanigans.
Lance Bean - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:43:14 EST ID:NT5MNYGo No.657692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Gotta double post...

This idea that bigger is better when it comes to open world games. I hear a lot of reviews saying something along the lines of "The Witcher 3 is what open world games should strive for". I enjoyed The Witcher 3 but I would have been more than happy with a game half as big if it meant having half decent combat.
B.J. Blazkowicz - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 15:04:38 EST ID:etg7qzth No.657704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fucking DLC. I know I'm just preaching to the choir but any amount of DLC is bullshit, and there is no reason for it. Games are $60 goddamnit, I definitely don't need to suck the dick and buy the season's buttfucking pass for $60 for most games.
Fuck that shit.
Kratos - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 15:10:48 EST ID:10IO5Yf/ No.657705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MK9 and X seem pretty solid.

Everything between 4 and 9 I disregard anyway.
Fluke Hawkins - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 15:12:29 EST ID:yApq2r/Z No.657706 Ignore Report Quick Reply

MKX is a huge slap in the face to fans that have been there since the beginning. The fact that MK characters are being left out for fucking guest characters is disgusting
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 15:12:41 EST ID:7NDzoMXw No.657707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>visual novels (choose your own adventure novels) pretending to be video games
I want to make a visual novel that's just pure text, but at the very end there's a surprise fighting game stage with a full-fledged engine and everything, and there is nothing beforehand that hints to having to play a fighting game just to get the ending.
Intraven Nonimous - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 15:31:27 EST ID:TuANQ8q0 No.657712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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rustled too.
this is why I play mostly old games with mods.
Jak - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 18:00:40 EST ID:6xE6D6rK No.657738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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PlayStation Now is still amazing me.
Zaku Kashaku - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 18:21:05 EST ID:fkgkphqr No.657745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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MK4/GOLD on the N64?CD has to be my favorite fighting game of all time after melee. Didn't really play much after that. curious to know the worst MK game
Kratos - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 18:24:34 EST ID:10IO5Yf/ No.657746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Excluding Mythologies because that don't fucking count probably Deadly Alliance. That seems to be the moment MK jumped the shark.
Richter Belmont - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 18:43:31 EST ID:fdxCR72a No.657749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they nerfed the Chargin Targe, but they buffed the Phlogistonator? what the fuck is wrong with people
Capt. Falcon - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:01:59 EST ID:sbLbARQf No.657752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I want to make a visual novel that's just pure text, but at the very end there's a surprise fighting game stage with a full-fledged engine and everything, and there is nothing beforehand that hints to having to play a fighting game just to get the ending.

That sounds interesting. Will there be cute guys in the game?
Doctor Li - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:03:56 EST ID:fdxCR72a No.657753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the main character is a literal penis
Porky Minch - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:39:56 EST ID:SWje/hI7 No.657758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That sort of ruins the "nothing to expect" part.

A brilliant idea though nonetheless
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:46:06 EST ID:7NDzoMXw No.657760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have no idea what it would be about or how it would get there. The whole point is to piss off visual novel fans by forcing them to play a highly action-oriented game that goes against 99% of the whole thing.
Capt. Falcon - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 20:04:53 EST ID:sbLbARQf No.657765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What is "literal penis" on the dickishness scale? Is it around dickhead, around shitlord, or around yandere boy kill everything level?
ToeJam & Earl - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 20:05:10 EST ID:lanEc0jc No.657766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>visual novels (choose your own adventure novels) pretending to be video games
I remember playing an entirely text-based visual novel (like Zork but no combat and more romance) over a decade ago and it was a more technical game than most modern games are today.
Doctor Li - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 20:45:40 EST ID:fdxCR72a No.657769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude. I meant a literal penis. I don't know how else to say that.
Capt. Falcon - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 20:50:10 EST ID:sbLbARQf No.657772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>The whole point is to piss off visual novel fans by forcing them to play a highly action-oriented game that goes against 99% of the whole thing.

LOL. It couldn't hurt to have fighting mini-game within.

It would be even funnier if the visual novel got classified under the fighting genre due to it.
Zaku Kashaku - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 21:55:00 EST ID:fkgkphqr No.657776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A mini fighting game would be cool. once you beat it you get the more balls to the wall crazy souped up fighting game. But yeah I see what you mean.
Link - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 23:06:33 EST ID:N2H3KRpL No.657779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't even dislike the game, but when I was getting flooded with Minecraft vids on youtube and comics made entirely of minecraft screen shots on Amazon, I was pretty OK if they game never existed.
Solid Snake - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 23:10:17 EST ID:fCpcJpus No.657780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like minecraft and I get it. The fan base is toxic as fuck.
Terenas Menethil - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 15:20:10 EST ID:E4qjf4fN No.657857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The fanbase is all children and retards.
Tetra - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 19:46:24 EST ID:F25PrVW2 No.658038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Undertale. It's a good game, but the annoying as hell fanbase that pushes it goddamn everywhere like it's the new MLP sure is annoying. I can turn it off easy but goddamn they can get on your nerves. I also dislike how much they force your hand into being a good guy. Yes, I get it, monsters good, weak and jolly, humans are cunts, I got the message 2 hours ago. Yes, these characters are awkward and quirky. Yes, you're so smart because you're giving a new spin on common videogame elements like saying the record's broken and that's why you always hear the song on repeat.
Many games let you be a cunt without a lot of penalizations because the bad end is easy to pull off, and it also works because it means you can blow off steam being bad so now you can aim for the best or good ending. Locking you out of the best ending unless I mingle with the files is dumb, same as reminding you that you're a cunt for playing the evil route first and then wanting to fix things. Jesus Christ, this is a nice message for children somehow, but having grown-ass people gushing over this is a tad silly.
I'm gonna get reminded that if I do the pacifist run and then the evil run I'm a cunt and that I'm an uncaring individual, Oh boo-hoo, over a bundle of pixels? Oh, here comes the jumpscare!

It IS a good game, it can make me chuckle at times and the music's fantastic, but damn if it isn't overrated and preachy.
AC !QqL8nX9URE - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:03:32 EST ID:FA9qErLQ No.658044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I understand what you mean but this line made me lol
>Locking you out of the best ending unless I mingle with the files

Like I imagined you hanging out at a party with a bunch of anthropomorphic files talking about star wars when in walks this smug motherfucker
Giant Jumbo Jellyfish !BTfyXLubkQ - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:18:10 EST ID:qlyRapDz No.658052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>durr mlp

this is how i know you're shitposting
Tetra - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:21:38 EST ID:F25PrVW2 No.658054 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I only nitpick the statement that offends me the most.
Peppy Hare - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:29:56 EST ID:I72YMDrO No.658058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fallout 4 fucking sucked. I'm glad people have pointed it out too. The Fallout 4 steam review section and the top reviews are all negative as fuck. So much rage. They still have released the fucking GECK yet either.

PAYDAY 2 is perhaps one of the biggest scumfuck games ever made. Fuck Overkill.

Tripwire Interactive are the biggest, fattest, loosest cunts on the planet. Literally, worse than Electronic Arts.

Early Access is the cancer killing great game concepts.

Steam is literally 95% shit indie spam that nobody cares about and exists simply to make buck off Anime type nerds.

There are hardly any titles that have came out in the past 5 years that were worth buying. Video games are truly dead.

>I'm pissed that incredible experiences can no longer be had.

>Oh yeah, fuck the guy that said PS2 era MK sucks. Buying shit in the Krypt and Konquest were awesome concepts.
Snow Villiers - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:45:12 EST ID:YPz5JvKZ No.658059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think any developer who puts in a QTE where you have to hit a single button repeatedly, should be taken out into the desert and shot.

he's right about the general fanbase. You won't see the type here obviously, but they're like homestuck meets bronies, yet twice as obnoxious and creepy. it's awful. the game is still good though. criminally overrated but very good.
Ivy Valentine - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:52:15 EST ID:hOmdXRIT No.658060 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>He liked Deadly Alliance
Vega - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 21:03:35 EST ID:A8BJCy90 No.658063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I think any developer who puts in a QTE where you have to hit a single button repeatedly, should be taken out into the desert and shot.
I think that would be going too easy on David Cage
Lu Bu - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 21:27:49 EST ID:Bw2WwG1/ No.658069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Not playing indie games
>Thinking gaming is dead


Dude, there's been a HUGE amount of good games out in the last 5 years, which make up the best experiences I've ever had in gaming, barring one of a kind games from my childhood which I remember with too much nostalgia.
Princess Daisy - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 21:52:22 EST ID:SWje/hI7 No.658078 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He's mostly right about everything else though TBH

I find it really difficult to find games worth playing. What was so amazing and promising about the indie market shortly before it became so bloated was that it was full of people who truly cared more about making a game than making money. Now there's just SO MUCH stuff and nobody has invented a decent way of sorting through it. Half of it is pure garbage. Looking for games requires extreme self-discipline and tolerance for bullshit. And a computer that can open 200 tabs
Princess Daisy - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 21:55:49 EST ID:SWje/hI7 No.658080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gaming is bigger and more alive than it ever has been. And it has attracted parasites because of that fact.
Aecht Aechz - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 16:18:15 EST ID:87XHyjs/ No.658426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you mean
Survival-MMO-Retro-Pixelart-Interactive-Movie-garbage ?

Or the Ant-Simulator?
>Ant-simulator crowd-funding money went to parties and strippers
LeChuck - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 16:53:53 EST ID:B5vXc0/j No.658430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We have more genuinely good indie games coming out each year than ever. it's just there's also infinitely more shovelware so you have to look harder.

>ant simulator
lol what did he think was gonna happen, he let his "friends" sign on as consultants. I wanna feel bad for him but this is just too funny.
PaRappa the Rapper - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 18:41:09 EST ID://wYzjom No.658434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What people should try to remember is that you yourself are getting older and have played so many games, its hard to find something fresh and interesting. When we were younger, saving the princess was the big deal. It wasnt about saving the planet or even a country, it was just get your gf back. While there are a few games, like Tomb Raider for example, that aren't some large scale conflict, most game concepts have only gotten bigger. Saving the princess usually insint enough anymore. We have to save the country or the planet or the entire universe. As a side note, Halo is one of the few games that went straight to that and actually got smaller in scale with Halo 2 & 3 being about Earth, but ultimately the entire human species, and the later ones being based on single planets, although I haven't played much beyond Halo 3 so I could be wrong.

Think about how many games are about this kind of thing. Left 4 Dead and Just Cause are big, country wide events. Bastion is about saving all reality (as far as I remember, it's been a few years). Mass Effect is saving the galaxy, Skyrim, Dragon Age and XCOM are about saving the planet. You can see this with movies too, especially the Marvel movies, which is part of what made Ant Man so good, it was so scaled down compared to the other movie with their magic, aliens and apocalypse prevention. This, I think at least, is part of what makes the Batman games so good and is a perfect example of the increase in scale. You're not trying to save to save the planet from some alien menace, you're on the streets of Gotham, fighting regular dudes, for the most part. There's no extinction level event going to happen, you aren't responsible for billions or even millions of lives.

Anyway, I've lost my train of thought, but it is something to remember, we've been engrossed by these spectacles for so long, some of us for over 20 years, that we feel like we've seen it all or that everything feels like a reskin with a few extra features.

Having said all that, there is a lot to be said about Steam and the utter fucking shit they publish through Early Access and so much tripe that indie devs, and AAA studios, push out by the truckload and bullshit like broken Always Online and crappy DLC, as many people have already said.
Mayor MacCready - Mon, 01 Feb 2016 18:50:33 EST ID:xsLHnAAe No.658435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Or, you know, all the hundreds of good ones that come out every year. The ones that cherry picking, AAA publisher cock-guzzling, casual faggots like you tend to ignore.
John Blade - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 02:38:35 EST ID:xANeeaqu No.658468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, to be honest, to make saving the princess interesting again, videogame devs need to write an interesting story.

Those lazy fuckasses would rather keep upping the epic ante than write a good story.
Fawkes - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 04:58:11 EST ID:6no2o543 No.658471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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name 10 good Indie games that came out last year.

And by "good" I don't mean
"oooh... look at that one unique feature!"
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Aribeth - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:12:11 EST ID:1itRSy64 No.658472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's fucking easy, but honestly, why bother? You're clearly too fucking dense to concede anything indie can be considered good, so no matter what they say you're not going to acknowledge it.
Lucy Stillman - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:27:40 EST ID:3/D9/EBg No.658474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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pretty easy
Divinity Original Sin
Kerbal Space Program
Serpent in the Staglands
Prison Architect
Invisible Inc.
Age of Decadence
Shadowrun Hong Kong
Decisive Campaigns: Barbarossa
Fawkes - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:31:30 EST ID:6no2o543 No.658476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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people like you are clinging to the rotten straws that indie-devs giving them, because AAA sucks.

Yes, AAA-market sucks with the lack of innovation and dumbing down to the lowest nominator.
There is no real challenge anymore and no REAL fun or excitement.

AAA-games that are coop-focused aren't even really designed around teamwork and we all know about that cinematic-crap.

BUT: "Indie"-games are the same. Just with a smaller budget!
They try to be too artsy, every pixes screams "I could be a better Game if I had a bigger dev-team and more money"!
And the market is flooded by this half-arsed crap.

  • Guacamelee came out 3 years ago!
  • Super Meat Boy came out 6 years ago!
  • Divinity Original sin was very good, but not perfect. It got more and more empty and cut-out near the end. (also the soft boring OST was underwhelming!)
  • Shadowrun? way too linear to be really outstanding

tell me was there any super-great indie-game last year?
Naija - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:36:01 EST ID:xsLHnAAe No.658478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Name 10 good indie games, but not ones that I, the undisputed arbiter of goodness, arbitrarily deem not good

Yeah, no thanks faggot.
Banjo - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:40:17 EST ID:B5vXc0/j No.658479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>last year
Axiom Verge. It's one of the only games I played in 2015 that actually came out that year. I enjoyed Downwell and The Curse of Issyos as well.
Aribeth - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:44:15 EST ID:1itRSy64 No.658480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>tell me was there any super-great indie-game last year?

Yes. Lots. But given that you're already in full goalpost moving, damage control mode, I'm just going to leave it at that, because no matter how many more examples I, or anyone else gives, you're just going to come up with more tortured excuses to continue validating your preconceived idiot conclusion. Nb.
Fawkes - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:46:33 EST ID:6no2o543 No.658481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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holy shit!
Where the fuck are your standards, people?!

If a AAA-title delivered this sparse of a content, you would go on full rage mode!
But because it's "Indie" you are piling this crap up!

"Prison Architect"... LOL NO!
yeah, if you ar into this kind of game... maybe.
But objectively speaking this is just another pixel-top-down-CIV-RTS-micromanagment-sim.

Kerbal Space Program?
Maybe if you have too much time at hand.
But either way, it is rather a simulation, not a game.

Underrail and Shadowrun...
again, you are having so low standards, that its just embarrassing!

Underrail was so fucking short and repetitive!
Tried so hard to be "Fallout 2 remade" but kept beeing bland and on a loop.
Did you even finish it?
Short, backtracking galore and no really cool stories or sidequests. (or even areas!)

again, way too linear and I've never had the impression the characters have devastating weapons.
Man, even Fallout 1 managed to add gore!
Midna - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:46:48 EST ID:Ss0gr7O/ No.658482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know you are wrong, and that is good enough for me.
Naija - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 05:54:21 EST ID:xsLHnAAe No.658483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, it's not like shorter indie games are usually priced at a fraction of what AAAs charge or anything. Totally an apples to apples comparison you've got there.
Lucy Stillman - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 06:02:31 EST ID:3/D9/EBg No.658484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
now name 10 AAA games in the last year that weren't total rehashes so i can feel superior pretty please
Cole MacGrath - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 11:41:37 EST ID:ygSw12t5 No.658519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why was this guy banned >>658471 but not this guy >>658435 >>658478 who was far more toxic?
Pyrrha Alexandra - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 11:47:28 EST ID:dcik2JX9 No.658520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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probably got reported, board is pretty slow so mods don't tend to it 24/7

report scumbags to bring it up to the people that can do something about it

Thinking about indies, I like isaac and risk of rain, rogue legacy, dungeon of the endless, endless legend, wazhack, and I'm sure theres a few more I could name but I can't think of any at the moment. There's thousands of games so there are bound to be terribads and good ones among the rough.
E. Honda - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 12:33:28 EST ID:F25PrVW2 No.658527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Good thing is that Touhou will be there, and if ZUN ever ascends to another plane of existence, there will still be shit tons of people who made games with the Touhou characters, like Touhouvania or Super Marisa Land.
Touhou Racing was surprisingly good, I didn't expect much but it sure was fun. The tracks could be more lively and the game overall could be more polished, but it's still an achievement for a doujin company.
The Arbiter - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 13:57:15 EST ID:A8BJCy90 No.658550 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It still amazes me that touhou became everything it became despite zero paid advertising, and he released every game for free.
E. Honda - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 17:08:33 EST ID:F25PrVW2 No.658565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Touhou is a different beast altogether. It's also a good thing that ZUN's so humble and chill, maybe due to the beer in his veins. It's kinda funny how some game about animoo girls shooting other animoo girls with great music and great challenge could spawn all sorts of material from the fandom.
Sofia Lamb - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 04:14:44 EST ID:lanEc0jc No.658628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you mean, why was the guy who did nothing but shitpost about an entire industry (indie games), the guy who dismissed every single example of a good indie game presented to him with "LOL NAH", the guy who was being actually TOXIC banned instead of 2 guys who called him naughty words? it's a mystery that will remain unsolved for eons...
Nariko - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 06:45:08 EST ID:B5vXc0/j No.658631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just can't get into it. I'm all about the horizontal shooters. I did like 1945 and Radiant Silvergun but that's about it. Give me some gradius or r-type. Plus I feel part of the package is getting to be a badass spaceship. magical anime people just aren't as exciting to me.
Aya Brea - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 08:38:58 EST ID:F25PrVW2 No.658636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh yes, I accept that not everyone's into anime girls. Still, part of the fun is letting your imagination go wild with their powers and backstory. Like the hell raven girl who ate a sun god and is now able to use nuclear power, with a package that includes a goddamn awesome fight with mini suns everywhere, or a clown fairy girl whose torch can cause madness and a power increase, all while taunting the player and a certain moon race wearing an American flag.
Hurundu Ittaknife - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 11:39:53 EST ID:jBtOISzB No.658645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>someone disagrees
>reporting him because "toxic"

the safe-space hugbux is real.

The only good indie-game this year that receives tons of support and has content up the arse is Broforce to me.
But it's still pretty buggy and MP isn't as polished as it should be.

Yeah, but who needs more games anyway?
Got enough to do with thousands of mods and replaying some good "old" games.
Aya Brea - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 11:48:56 EST ID:F25PrVW2 No.658646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's what I think many times.
Yes, it sucks that so many recent games don't end up as fun or good as you'd like, or having DLC, patch issues and shit up the whazoo, but most people have a huge backlog waiting for them. Sit down, download some emulators, and forget about recent game dissapointments for a while. And if not, there's also your Netflix backlog.
Giant Jumbo Jellyfish !BTfyXLubkQ - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 13:02:12 EST ID:qlyRapDz No.658655 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>the safe-space hugbux is real.

And this is the point where I stopped paying attention.
Cammy - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 13:31:34 EST ID:q6CnlV2c No.658659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's okay, come here.
- Wed, 03 Feb 2016 14:57:41 EST ID:EXO+DBYH No.658671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Jak 2 was terrible and Naughty Dog could have hd a great series of playformers instead they turned it into a GTA clone and added guns in the game. Nobody who played the original wanted guns that shit was random as fuck to me when I played it years ago. Dark and edgy was 'in' then and it fucked Jak up.

The checkpoint system was also fucked, oh you died? lol well go back to beginning of this stage, 15-20 minutes ago.

Jak and Daxter is still very good though. It's like an updated Banjo Kazooie, shame they had to follow trends and couldn't keep it a platformer. Trying to ride off the success of Ratchet and Clank and GTA but Ratchet and Clank always stayed true to itself and was always a TPS.
Sofia Lamb - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 16:39:52 EST ID:lanEc0jc No.658679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ah yes, the old "you can't handle when someone disagrees" defense, close family to the old "it's just a prank/trolling bro!" defense.
look here friend, there's a huge difference between someone disagreeing and someone flinging shit everywhere. just because you think the game is shit that doesn't mean your comments have to be. all his posts are nothing but disregarding people's opinions whilst adding little to no constructive criticism to back his own opinion up.
I mean, his comments about Prison Architect and KSP... how is that even criticism? he clearly has nothing to actually say about those games, yet he does it anyway.
>the safe-space hugbux is real.
what the fuck are you even talking about? is this memes? I feel like I'm way behind the memes.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 17:50:13 EST ID:Jcw1lapn No.658684 Report Quick Reply
"safe-space hugbox" actually means "i'm a fucking idiot and you can safely disregard everything I say"
Lei Wulong - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 20:34:07 EST ID:zHCG7Ici No.658693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>talking shit about Jak 2
Alright that's it square up son
Ms. Pac-Man - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 21:09:38 EST ID:PY9ZYNSm No.658696 Ignore Report Quick Reply

That guy shitposts more than he actually contributes on this board.
Orchid - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 21:44:34 EST ID:SWje/hI7 No.658699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bing Bong Ching Chang Wing Wang
deBlob - Wed, 03 Feb 2016 21:47:37 EST ID:X0axUq69 No.658701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, that kirtaner guy is an asshole, I wish the admin would get around to banning him.
Simon Albert - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 05:17:23 EST ID:B5vXc0/j No.658735 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fighting games haven't evolved since street fighter 2 and there is no rational reason to have long complicated inputs and awkward circle motions for special moves. the whole genre is stuck up it's own ass so far that it isn't coming back out.

also why do they make isometric games where up makes you move diagonally? that's just terrible.

I don't even care that they made it darker. I just wish they hadn't taken out all the wonderment and adventure. there's no sense of exploration after the first game.

interestingly, the people who use the phrase most seem to want their own personal "safe space" where only their opinions are valid. it's a last resort tactic when you know you can't win an argument. similar to older buzzphrases like "why do you hate america" or "check your privilege". It doesn't mean anything and only serves to shut down the conversation.
Yuri - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 16:48:00 EST ID:j4kv/UzL No.658784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Games with no real challenge bother me. Not immediately games that are not difficult, though I suppose games that are not difficult automatically lack challenge. I've got the feeling that there are a lot of games that give you loads of things to do, but for very little reason.

This especially hurts my butt because I'm really down with the open world crafter/builder type of game. They give you a lot of options to build shit, but gameplay is often extremely rudimentary beyond that. Let's take Reassembly. It's got a very robust builder, balanced factions that differ a lot intheir mechanics, and a good bunch of AI factions. But fighting the standard AI just feels like a grindfest, and then you have to hope you run into a good player-built fleet.

Just give me something to do, games. Just an editor isn't enough. Kerbal Space Program has the right idea. It's even worse when the gameplay is supposed to be "survival", which means keeping a bunch of bars filled, and it's just the same menial tasks over and over again.
Sophitia Alexandra - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 17:08:56 EST ID:SrgW8RtV No.658785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah! Report that guy!
Leon Kennedy - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 17:38:19 EST ID:kFZMaMKJ No.658789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
GTA 5 is overrated. Even though it has the largest GTA map, it feels emptier than San Andreas. After beating the game, I feel like there is little to go back to. Mission replay is nice and the characters are great, but it just lacks the charm of earlier GTA titles. I can go back to GTA 4 and have fun, whereas I get bored quickly in 5.
Sir Daniel Fortesque - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 21:59:29 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.658827 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>GTA 5 is overrated... it just lacks the charm of earlier GTA titles.

Agreed 100%

>I can go back to GTA 4 and have fun

In some ways I think GTA IV has gotten better with age. I appreciate it more now than I did when it released, anyway. The physics that lent the world a sense of causality, the AI, and the immersion factor of the game still hold up really well. The writing is a little more disparate than I remember it being, between the heavy handed satire and serious melodrama. But that said, the story was actually interesting and Niko was a great protagonist, regardless.

I know it gets a lot of flak for getting so many perfect review scores back then, but after 100%'ing the game not long ago and really getting into it, it's hard for me to think those scores were undeserved. GTA IV is a fantastic game. I just can't get into GTA V in the same way. I didn't connect with any of the characters and the writing bordered on just plain bad. It's far more of a parody of modern life than the biting social satire it clearly wants to be, and it just didn't feel like the same deal of fun, care, or thought was put into it. It's everything you'd expect and maybe a little less.

That said I didn't touch GTA Online, and that's supposed to be brety gud.
Marth - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 23:04:50 EST ID:2VxD97MR No.658839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just put GTA IV's driving physics in GTA V and I'll be happy. V's driving is great and all, but I really warmed up to the more realistic weighted driving of IV.
Dr. Nefarious - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 23:10:31 EST ID:xsLHnAAe No.658841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
God, no. GTA IVs physics were fucking terrible. Also it was the dourest, shittiest written game in the franchise, and V was a glorious return to form. Anyone who says otherwise has brain damage.
Dark Queen - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 23:16:39 EST ID:N2H3KRpL No.658842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tried giving Red Dead Undead again, and I made it like 30 minutes in and I was hit with the reminder that Rockstar writes for children. I look back at their "satire" in GTA and cringe.
honk - Thu, 04 Feb 2016 23:38:24 EST ID:GxU8Rvuf No.658845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In the game's defense, Undead Nightmare was supposed to be cheesy as shit. Have you played the main game?
Sir Daniel Fortesque - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 00:10:13 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.658847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Anyone who says otherwise has brain damage.

Could you sound like more of an ass?

I get that GTA V was a good looking game that controlled well and had lots of vehicles, which is sure to initially entertain even the dumbest of people, but let's not fool ourselves into believing it was written well. That would be pretty stupid.

Remember all the great characterization they gave Franklin? Or how invested you were into Michael's therapy sessions, or his family? Or hey, remember how happy you were with Trevor's singular character trait? He's crazy, so he acts crazy. Character done. Good job, guys.

None of the characters are fleshed out in the least. The only character with a remotely interesting story is Michael, and even that's ruined by virtue of the fact that his story remains so fucking boring for so fucking long.

Even in GTA IV's dumbest BIG AMERICAN TEETIES moments, the characters at least bothered to have believable dialog that would constantly and naturally reference and flesh out their back stories and ideals. Like all the conversations with Roman about the old country, or when he talks shit to Niko, making mention that he slept with a girl that Niko really liked back home. Even going as far to taunt Niko with that later on during a game of bowling or pool. And that's not even it. Characters and conversations would change accordingly depending on how much you ignored these people.

GTA IV's writing, as disparate as it can be, is far more natural, believable, and relatable than any of the writing presented in GTA V. The writing in that game is too ham-fisted with its nose held too high in the air to be effective satire in any sense, and worse, too jagged and full of forced humor to be an effective story in general.
King Dedede - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 03:08:28 EST ID:q6CnlV2c No.658863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, GTA IV was ass. Honestly, I never played V since IV just killed my enthusiasm for the franchise. In a bid to create a "realistic" world they took out all of the charisma and quirkiness of the cast. Nico is so monotone and boring he somehow makes the mute protagonist from III look like Ric Flair. He could be elected president by the end of the game and I wouldn't be able to give a shit. Trevor may be a one trick pony by your admission, but no one in IV even has that.

I'd have been happier if they snuck a copy of San Andreas into the case.
Sir Daniel Fortesque - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 03:54:25 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.658866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Nico [sic] is so monotone and boring
He's far from "monotone", and even if he were, that would fall on the actor's performance and not the writing.

>Trevor may be a one trick pony by your admission, but no one in IV even has that.
Niko has clear goals and motivations from the very opening scene of the game. He's dynamic enough to show legitimate moments of sadness, humor, rage, etc. that never feels too out of place and falls in line with his established character, and surprisingly, he actually has a solid character arc, in which he makes hard decisions in an effort to change, given the "good" options in the game you can choose. All this coming from a story about a character not setting out to look for redemption, but for revenge.

In comparison, GTA V's writing is utter shit. With barely any hints of fleshing its characters out, let alone any depth to said characters, if you somehow managed to be invested in that story, and not Niko's, then that falls on extremely questionable taste, and not the quality of GTA IV's writing. The game is well written and speaks for itself. It's certainly no masterpiece, but in terms of GTA writing, it's hands down the best the series has seen.

While I agree that GTA IV lost a lot of the charm and quirks of the trilogy that came before it, it's also a different take on the franchise that also really works, if you put down your "it's different so I hate it" blinders. GTA V, precisely because of its lack of writing effort, just doesn't work as a narrative based experience. It plays fine, sure, but my point is it's not written very well and the story is the least interesting the franchise has seen in a long time.
Kasumi Koto - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:31:47 EST ID:scdqr3d7 No.658868 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Damn, surprised to see another GTA4 fan. It's my favorite in the series, I love Nico.
Witch of Izalith - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:35:36 EST ID:hOmdXRIT No.658869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>he didn't play TLOD and TBOGT
V's story is fucking ass mate. You get to play as midlife crisis man with an annoying fucking family, Franklin "I have no personality at all" Clinton and Trevor, who appeals to children and edgy teenagers (oh my god guys he fucked the teddy bear lol). At least Niko, even if he was a touch boring, felt like a GTA protagonist.

GTA 5's characters are just a self insert of the developers, a plot device and a hamfisted attempt to return to the roots of the franchise.

I have said it before, Lamar fucking Davis was the best character in 5 and should have been the protagonist.
Dr. Nefarious - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:56:54 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.658870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This guy gets it
I love GTA V, but it's the first GTA game I played for the Multiplayer and didn't really care for the Single Player. Only good part about Single Player is animals and cheats. The writing was absolutely shit. Fuck Michael's entire whiny shitty family. Franklin should've been a background character. Trevor was comic relief but his motivations were entirely unbelievable and not well-explained "Hurrr I hate Michael, hurrr now I no longer hate Michael and will help him"
Dr. Nefarious - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 04:59:11 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.658871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you could've shot Jimmy in the stomach with a shotgun and continued with the game, it would've been the high point of all of single player.
Sora - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 05:31:54 EST ID:xANeeaqu No.658873 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't call GTAV's story and characters bad. It's just that compared to GTAIV.

It's just like a case of having to pick between a pizza margherita and a pizza bolognese. I'd pick pizza bolognese over margherita any day, but that doesn't mean pizza margherita is bad.

Or Rhodoks and Nords. Sure, I'd pick Rhodoks over Nords any day, but that doesn't mean that the Nords are bad.

Compared to most videogame stories GTAV is fucking solid 24 carat gold studded with diamonds as big as dicks.
Sora - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 05:38:42 EST ID:xANeeaqu No.658874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd like to note that I hope in the future open world games will create their worldspace like the first TES game Arena did.

You have a map, with various points indicating towns, bridges, dungeons, fortresses, castles, rivers, etc. locations. Those are all handcrafted "areas", designed by map designers.
The rest of the map is all randomly-generated based on zones, so a forest area would contain 75% chance for forests, 10% chance for a river, 10% chance for a swamp and 5% chance for a village.

This would circumvent the issue where a huge open world sucks the creative juice and time out of a team, and it would give some much needed realism to open world games.

Because frankly, 80% of a country is boring shit where nothing happens. "But I don't want to spend 4 weeks of actual time to walk from town A to town B!" You don't have to. Finally fast travel in open world games has purpose and doesn't feel like a cheap teleport cheat.
Geralt - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 06:05:43 EST ID:kFZMaMKJ No.658876 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I prefer San Andreas and Vice City but 4 isn't bad. I did harbor hate for 4 due to the lack of customization and driving controls, but otherwise it is a great game. It just feels so more alive than GTA 5. I think The Ballad of Gay Tony pretty much perfected 4. I still play 5 from time to time, but GTA 4 is just much more interesting.
Nathan Drake - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 10:57:06 EST ID:j4kv/UzL No.658892 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This guy gets it. I honestly don't understand how we get either games that are 100% randomly generated, or where everything is handbuilt. So you either get a boring, samesy world that doesn't make sense, or one that looks great, but is entirely too small.

Take Skyrim. If they'd just said "Falkreath is one big forest, so we'll just generate it and place our dungeons in it" would you have noticed the difference? No, you really wouldn't have.

I feel like I'm the odd-one-out when it comes to open world games. I love to explore, but there needs to be something to discover to make it worth it. And it needs to have some sort of function in the world. But most "exploration" games just give you a load of territory, and that's it.
Marth - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 14:32:20 EST ID:2VxD97MR No.658905 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Take Skyrim. If they'd just said "Falkreath is one big forest, so we'll just generate it and place our dungeons in it" would you have noticed the difference?
Despite what they said, that's almost certainly exactly what they did. Procedural generation to get the basic region made, then go back through and touch it up with hand placed content and final touches.
Gabriel Belmont - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 14:34:31 EST ID:G202flrF No.658906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think mobas are garbage games for garbage people
Sweet Tooth - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:25:17 EST ID:JA0sIYn0 No.658925 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Brucie Kibbutz - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:29:41 EST ID:XHOCJU49 No.658926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck Tekken 6, it's the most shittiest game in the series like 1 and 4.
Brucie Kibbutz - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:46:29 EST ID:XHOCJU49 No.658929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck DayZ and fuck the people who bought it! It will never be finished, so stop throwing your money into toilet, fags!
Fuck Minecraft and it's fanbase.
Fuck every single people for supporting EA
Fuck CALL OF DUTY and it's fanbase
Fuck Ninja Theory for making DmC
Fuck Naughty Dog for making masterpiece games
Fuck Valve for not making Half Life 3
Fuck Street Fighter Super or Ultra version supporters
Fuck WiiU and Nintendo for backing Bayonetta 2 and releasing it as an exclusive for their shitty console
Fuck ARK
Fuck the haters of Dirge of Cerberus
Brucie Kibbutz - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:49:48 EST ID:XHOCJU49 No.658930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck Origin and Uplay
Fuck Sony for not making new Syphon Filter, Crash Bandicoot and Spyro games for this generation!
Fuck Microsoft for making crappy exclusive titles.
Mr. Saturn - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:36:50 EST ID:KLE3j1Jj No.658938 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Are you even old enough to be posting here? NB
Zell Dincht - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 18:53:55 EST ID:iXj3BBEy No.658942 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>thread for haters
Sgt. Cortez - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 19:19:28 EST ID:BRYgSYk+ No.658949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
preach brotha!
Knuckles the Echidna - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 19:22:40 EST ID:wKYfQkij No.658950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Who the fuck started this tenkeyless craze?

Fuck not having a Numpad. This isn't your dad's fucking Apple II.

All of those goddamn keys are on the numpad, shitbird.

Okay, Print screen Scroll lock and pause|break aren't on the numpad. But look, they could be. Plus you know windows print screening is shit, Steam binds it to F12 anyway.

Scroll lock serves no purpose. A modern computer directory listing will fill your entire screen a dozen times faster than an American cop will shoot your dog.

Pause|Break is another relic of the goddamn 80's. Plus that's what CTRL-C and CTRL-Z are for. Pause|Break can eat a dick and fuck off into the trash bin with Dos 5.0 and Windows 3.1.
Carl Johnson - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 19:27:44 EST ID:cAIgF48Y No.658951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Both of those keyboards are horrible.
Knuckles the Echidna - Fri, 05 Feb 2016 19:34:37 EST ID:wKYfQkij No.658952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I wasn't very clear. Full size keyboards can swallow a blowfish and die.

Since I'm not part of the lefty master race I just have to play every game I own with a set up as unergonomic as this fat bastard? No thanks. My posture is already horrible.
Zaku Kashaku - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:27:27 EST ID:fkgkphqr No.658977 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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they take up less space, also tenkeyless makes it so your mouse is closer to your body, and less strenuous to use. it wouldnt be an issue, if the num pad was on the left side. i personally have a 10keyless and a separate numpad on the left so my mouse is closer. just makes sense bre
Sub-Zero - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:50:05 EST ID:JWrtTc29 No.658981 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I guess you can just swith it around so it's what ever for you but tenkey on the right is boss for rouge likes.
Barret Wallace - Sat, 06 Feb 2016 02:04:10 EST ID:DxzA7qBb No.658984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>rouge likes
Adoring Fan - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 04:07:09 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.665678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I <3 vidya games... wish i had more time to play it.
Dr. Mario - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 06:58:34 EST ID:YebP7Sqo No.665687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 13:46:01 EST ID:gvPbWMtN No.665706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't want to put this in the Hyper Light Drifter thread, but I don't like how the main character of that game showed up in like a dozen other games before his own, most of which were before it even had a release date. Do the developers want to make a game or just whore out a character design to anyone who asks? At least the Shovel Knight actually has a game to his name.
Hammer Bro. - Mon, 04 Apr 2016 14:29:01 EST ID:p2lOF+e6 No.665709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just wanted to say that GTAV is fucking great and the characters are the best in the series and I remember most of them, whereas I'd be hard pressed to give you the names of anyone apart from the 3 mains from V. I didn't even really know who the people I was killing in the last mission were.

V has a better map/environment, tighter shooting and the online. Everything else IV does better, and Liberty City feels more like a real place due to the great addons. Gta V's character switching coulda been incredible. Instead it added little apart from a handy way to get back to civilization if you crash into the sea.
Gravelord Nito - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 01:22:36 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.665770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I can't believe this is a real thing. They actually expect someone to watch a live feed of pasty zit-faced teenagers playing a shitty multiplayer game against each other. And people actually do it.

Why am I even surprised, people watch the Kardashians too.
Gordon Freeman - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 11:11:24 EST ID:iF/BurSC No.665798 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Competitive CS:GO and Starcraft 2 can be entertaining. But to add on to your post, I can't believe competitive CoD would ever be a thing.
Giant Jumbo Jellyfish !BTfyXLubkQ - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 11:23:51 EST ID:qlyRapDz No.665801 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I can't believe this is a real thing. They actually expect someone to watch a live feed of big guys slamming against each other. And people actually do it.

Why am I even surprised, people watch the Kardashians too.
Bullet Bill - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 11:44:26 EST ID:xZvlUEiO No.665804 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol, I don't think he was slamming video games while praising regular sports. But yeah you can be a defensive quivering vagina all ya like.
Gannon - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 12:23:07 EST ID:FzjOAFfI No.665810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're trying to be sarcastic, but watching "real" sports really is just as fucking boring and stupid as e-sports. Spectator sports are garbage entertainment for normie retards.
Darkstalker Kaathe - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 12:28:49 EST ID:rXMwiOhq No.665812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So what you're saying is that he's right as long as he's slamming all competition?

That's still pretty fucking stupid.
Selphie Tilmitt - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 12:32:10 EST ID:X0axUq69 No.665813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I understand why you might not get the point of watching sports on TV, but just try going to a hockey game with friends or tailgating at a collage football game.

The only people who totally dismiss going to any games haven't given it a proper try.
Gannon - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 12:50:56 EST ID:FzjOAFfI No.665821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been dragged to more sporting events than I can count, and it's always fucking agony.
Selphie Tilmitt - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 12:53:43 EST ID:X0axUq69 No.665824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Did you forget to bring booze or something?
Giant Jumbo Jellyfish !BTfyXLubkQ - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 13:38:24 EST ID:qlyRapDz No.665829 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sorry, this is an 18+ board.
Gravelord Nito - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 15:40:29 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.665841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Speaking of, soccer is just fucking awful to watch. Nothing is more boring than not having any of them score a single point for the entire match. And these people earn a fucking fortune for failing to kick a ball.

I don't even mind multiplayer games, except when your team members/opponents are the typical social reject that can't even perform basic etiquette. The only people worse than that are LARP players and nazis.
Selphie Tilmitt - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 16:30:24 EST ID:X0axUq69 No.665847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>soccer is just fucking awful
This is true. What the hell kind of sport encourages players to pretend they're crippled if someone so much as brushes against them? Any dynamic that rewards players for acting like they're injured and leaves no recourse for the opposing team is a bad one.

I think it's more of a social thing for the spectators, I mean the Europeans/Asians/south and central americans/Australians have social clubs and politics revolving around soccer.
Tron Bonne - Wed, 06 Apr 2016 15:39:13 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.665929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Adding fuel to the fire, although it's more a bucket of tears.

Ever played a healer or support in a multiplayer game? I mean, I love it and I like to think I'm good at it (especially compared to things like damage or tanking) but holy shit do healers get dragged through the mud in every game if they don't have a close group of friends to play with.
>If they die, it's your fault. Never mind them running into multiple enemies and outside your range while you're out of resources, it's YOUR fault.
>If an opponent dies, it's all them and you don't get anything resembling gratitude.
>The moment the opponent is a sentient human and is aware of the fact you're a healer, your ass is grass.
It hurts so good.
Saradin - Wed, 06 Apr 2016 17:01:41 EST ID:Li2O2jn+ No.665936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I play berserker and have nothing but love for healers and tanks. People who shit on healers are usually the ones who suck and need someone to blame for their lack of skill or proper equipment. Admittedly, I've made the odd quip at the healing class but never meant a word of it seriously.
Felicia - Wed, 06 Apr 2016 18:41:49 EST ID:p5F6DXId No.665945 Ignore Report Quick Reply

will it make you feel better if every point is worth 100?

if you dont have the attention to pay attention to the interplay within the game and the flow of it then just stick to watching handegg and getting blasted with commercials every other second. Also dont forget to wipe the drool off your chin.
Naija - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 00:56:24 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.665978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Being this buttblasted over fucking legball
All sports are the same mindless shit, you fucking wannabe hooligan. Why don't you go join the other overly aggressive retards and tear down half a city whenever your favourite team doesn't win.

Soccer's not even the worst part about soccer, it's the fucking losers watching it and making it their passion.
Crash Bandicoot - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 04:18:48 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.665987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Activision-Blizzard killed Diabo & Starcraft...
Giant Jumbo Jellyfish !BTfyXLubkQ - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 15:55:28 EST ID:qlyRapDz No.666061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Edgar Ross - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 16:42:44 EST ID:hGttbrMH No.666065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
LoL,Dota 2 and Heroes of the Fucking Storm are fucking boring.
Can't understand the people that are actually spending their time on playing that shit games.
World of Warcraft is for fags.
Edgar Ross - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 16:45:41 EST ID:hGttbrMH No.666066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I knew some nerd guy named Gabriel that used to play WoW, probably WoW was everything for that nerd.
He liked it so much that he still playing it.... while being an 22-years old virgin....
Four - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 19:10:11 EST ID:TGmdRXWM No.666091 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I really dont trust Overwatch. Its Blizzards first FPS and they dont have a good record when it comes to trying new things. The game is a bust for sure people who preordered will regret it for sure. They're marketing the game so hard on youtube channels and people are buying their bullshit. The whole thing is clearly scripted. Nope game is going to be shit.
Magus - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 20:47:35 EST ID:sCDX9j3u No.666106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Giant Jumbo Jellyfish !BTfyXLubkQ - Thu, 07 Apr 2016 21:26:11 EST ID:qlyRapDz No.666111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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But it made bandwagon activists buttmad so it'll obviously be good amirite!!!!!!

>That fucking Loadout section

Fucking amazing. I don't mean to sound like Sony Hate Guy here but holy payola, Batman.
Edgar Ross - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 09:54:41 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.666205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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D3 and SC2 were such failures. Pity cos I played Diablo and StarCraft to death. Sorry, Blizzard. You are dead to me now.
Sub-Zero - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 10:39:05 EST ID:SbdTyfws No.666208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Every time I see anything about Overwatch, it looks so painfully fucking mediocre and just makes me want to play TF2. It's new and shiny and all that, but the gameplay seems totally devoid of anything fun. Generic paint by numbers focus group type shit.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 10:42:08 EST ID:Jcw1lapn No.666209 Report Quick Reply
If they don't have a good track record for trying new things then explain Warcraft, Diablo, Hearthstone, and vanilla WoW

Hell even stuff like Blackthorne was cool. I don't think Blizzard's first foray into any genre has been anything but a success, usually it's followups and sequels that get a bit hairy. Starcraft 2's campaigns, vanilla D3 though RoS really fixed the game, and the most recent WoW expansion being a total shitshow.
Bubsy - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 11:12:31 EST ID:yRjaZt+2 No.666214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>a pedigree of "quality titles"
Marshall Law - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 11:57:32 EST ID:H50h70AG No.666217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Are you still going to play legion then?
Jarl Balgruuf - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 13:39:51 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.666227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The only reason I'd try Legion is to see what they did with the whole 'melee hunter' concept. Shit like garrisons just isn't fucking fun, 'daily' content isn't fun. It had the best intentions (keeping people occupied) but it rapidly turned into a forced grindfest and a distraction from the lack of proper content.

I miss vanilla Alterac Valley, I miss battlegrounds that took hours and actually had you communicating with people. Vanilla crossroads PvP was a wonder of player initiative, high level players and entire war parties going at it for no reason other than to wipe out or protect an important location.
Bob the Killer Goldfish - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 14:15:32 EST ID:JWrtTc29 No.666235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Blizzard used to be good. I'd say it all ended when they got activision to handle WoW so they could make D3, which looked so extra promising but untimately ended up being WoW isometric endition.

I highly doubt there will be any thing like warcraft 3 ever again too. That is a staple RTS simply because of all the different games you could play online. the birth place of dota Pretty sure those servers are done by now though.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 16:22:50 EST ID:Jcw1lapn No.666246 Report Quick Reply

Activision has nothing to do with any Blizzard operations, not sure where you got that idea from.

Activision-Blizzard, a holdings company, has multiple child companies, including Activision and Blizzard. For all intents and purposes, they are entirely separate entities, one has no influence over the other.

Blizzard has several teams. The Blizzard WoW team handles WoW. The Blizzard Diablo team handles Diablo. And so on. Activision doesn't do anything for them.

As for Warcraft 3, they just released a patch for the game. More patches are coming. Diablo 2 is still being maintained. The Battle.net servers for Diablo 1 are operational even today.

Hell, Blizzard was just hiring people for a Classic Games division to start maintaining and updating all of their old games.

This post was edited by Kirtaner on 08-04-2016 16:32:37
Nights - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 18:36:05 EST ID:jpZbcyUN No.666265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You seem like you have a lot of info about Activision and Blizz. More than I can recite off the top of my head/ remember from reading about the merger at the time. That being said I can honestly say that WoW certainly felt VERY different after that merge happened. The only thing that stayed on the same quality (to me anyways. I'm probably just super jaded at this point) was the Cine's before every X-Pac.

I've put way more hours into WoW than I care to admit. Fuck I've put more hours into private servers than I care to admit. I feel like I should be able to describe why I felt like this but again I might just be a cynical douche when it comes to Activision rearing it's head.
Edgar Ross - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 19:16:54 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.666267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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WoW private servers are bad, mmmmmmmmkay?
I remember when SC1 had a spawn version so you can have a LAN party with only ONE paid-for copy.
Professor Oak - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 21:30:36 EST ID:nNHMUikZ No.666282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Classic Games division
What use is that division unless they're developing The Lost Vikings 3 right now? None that's what.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Fri, 08 Apr 2016 23:03:02 EST ID:AAXx6McM No.666289 Report Quick Reply
The division was hiring people that could understand source code of classic DOS/Win95/Win98 and old Mac OS. To update them to run on modern machines and make additions to them.

They're getting ready to overhaul most of their old library.
Kessler - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 05:33:15 EST ID:IRL3rIrI No.666302 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I suspect that their general direction has been that way for a while, the change in their policy and games would have been decided quite a while before and the direction they were headed in was set off on long before said merger. The merger is more like a symptom than a cause.
Sniper Wolf - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 12:16:24 EST ID:C2BB6Cut No.666319 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Civilization sucks
GTA IV had a great story, atmosphere, writing and driving. GTA V had better shootan and more random bullshit to do and little bells and whistles. Also, V had a disappointing soundtrack.
GTA music:
Fallout 3 had good atmosphere but was cartoonish and gay and had lame Bethesda writing. NV is derpy but amazing.
Dark Souls looks awful. I don't know why people like games with random bullshit deaths, a very steep difficulty curve, sparse checkpoints and an inability to pause.
PC is obviously superior, but consoles have a certain place. I wish I could combine the dynamism and power of PC with the social factor and approachability of consoles.
JRPGs are autistic trash.
I'd like some handcrafted stuff and intricate details here and there and wilderness/provincial areas that are made by algorithms or whatever but not totally random. So the general lay of the land and biome would be determined directly by the devs, and the details would be filled in randomly. You could also have towns and cities that have dev made things and the other details filled in by the game engine. So the less important bits would be semi-randomly generated. You could also have dynamic plot/quest lines that only open up if you randomly come across them or meet some criteria, kind of like with the dark brotherhood et al in the newer TES games.
Kazooie - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 13:27:17 EST ID:FBfEwvqS No.666326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Also, V had a disappointing soundtrack.
The Punk Rock/Hardcore radio was pretty cool, for me it is:
VC>SA>IV>V>III but that trance/house radio on III was great
Sniper Wolf - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 13:50:57 EST ID:C2BB6Cut No.666330 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, it was good. The country station was pretty good as well. I thought the classic rap and classic rock stations were a real let down. Maybe a few good songs between them.
There was barely a song on any station in SA or IV I didn't like. VC was great as well.
Cole MacGrath - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:32:33 EST ID:jpZbcyUN No.666348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That makes sense. I was always bitter towards Activision for "ruining" WoW for me. It seems like I have an unwarranted hatred towards them for no reason. I thought they were responsible for the travesty that was Turok 2008. Goddamn that game was horrible...How do you fuck up Turok that bad. It was DOOM/Quake with Dinosaurs....YOU CANT FUCK THAT UP.
Starfy - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:43:27 EST ID:PY9ZYNSm No.666349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So, I've been playing Final Fantasy games for the past couple of months now, trying to complete each one. Out of all the ones I've played so far, IX happens to be my least favorite. I stopped playing at disc three. The pacing was awful, battle intros and combat are slow, Vivi is the only interesting character in the party, and trance system sucks. The only thing I liked was how you'd gain abilities through equipment. I thought that was pretty neat.

I may or may not give it another chance. I just don't see why so many people say it's the best FF. Maybe nostalgia has something to do with it.
Nights - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:09:16 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.666351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I miss GTA IV radio which is funny because I got so fucking tired of it when I used to actually play GTA IV
Blanka - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:53:28 EST ID:sbfZC/xa No.666355 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm on that same FF quest, though I've fallen off a bit. IX is another one I haven't completed yet, because my first disc stops working near the end of it, so never continued. I remember liking it though.

I stopped playing FFXII like a bit past the raithwall think it was called. And past that forest and all that after. It's not too late. Really stopping that put it all in limbo. I've tried FFV After Years and FFX-2 since and both pretty good, but I'd like to think I will get back into FFXII and continue the FF journey.
Goemon - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:14:36 EST ID:PY9ZYNSm No.666369 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Eh, it's all good. XII happens to be my favorite FF, but it isn't for everyone.

I plan to start a Dragon Quest journey soon just to see how it compares to Final Fantasy. I've already got 4-6 on my DS flash cart. I'm also hyped for dat 3DS remix of DQVIII.
Andross - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:46:04 EST ID:sbfZC/xa No.666373 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I want to do that as well, but it's intimidating because they all seem to be really long. I have DQ I and II on GBC, I might as well beat the first to start it off. I think it's only like 20 hours long.
Mika - Fri, 15 Apr 2016 20:21:19 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.667028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Unfinished games ~ missing features, buggy, poor qc
DLC nickel & dime ~ why not just package it all into an expansion?

These two annoy me more than anything else in current vidya.
Dig Dug - Fri, 15 Apr 2016 22:15:52 EST ID:YebP7Sqo No.667031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They're not that long really.

They have a fair bit of grinding. But every single battle is tactical. Whereas Final Fantasy is 100% for the story, and the battles basically don't exist/could be played on autopilot.

There's no real grinding in FF, but the battles FEEL like a grind. There's tons of grinding in DQ, but each battle still matters, you're always pushing yourself to go further, try something a little more dangerous... DQ's game mechanics are a lot more interesting. The story is usually sparse, but also a lot darker.

Basically DQ is Dark Souls, and FF is GTA. You play them for entirely different reasons. It's apples to oranges.

The first one is short but also a little bit dated. Every battle is 1v1. It's still cool though, and you can definitely bust out a playthrough to see if you like the idea.

2, 3 and 4 are all pretty hardcore; 3 is especially brutal but maybe the best. The sense of accomplishment in beating it is amazing. And it's haunting. 4 has the best story overall.
Chibi-Robo - Sat, 16 Apr 2016 01:06:28 EST ID:sbfZC/xa No.667054 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Have you played the early Final Fantasy games, specifically 1 and 2? I ask because those do require a fair amount of grinding, and the battles definitely require strategy. The boss battles themselves aren't so hard, as it's mostly about preparing yourself enough and playing it safe/efficient throughout the long winding dungeons, if you manage that you're probably prepared for the boss battle, just be sure to heal.

Final Fantasy II was pretty crazy near the end, with tons of long dungeons one after another, the time I got to the last boss I just cheesed him with two blood swords to ensure victory.

That's why I feel intimidated by the DQ games. FFII was by far the most enduring game I've completed, though I still really enjoyed the challenge.
Chibi-Robo - Sat, 16 Apr 2016 01:09:01 EST ID:sbfZC/xa No.667055 Ignore Report Quick Reply

And just to mention I played the Origins versions without memo saves. I know FF1 on GBA is fairly different but I'm not sure about FF2.
Rinoa Heartilly - Sat, 16 Apr 2016 05:39:57 EST ID:IRL3rIrI No.667068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You know I'd been ambivalent about fallout 4's DLC, I know so far it's been a damp squib and I was hopeful that the third DLC will be huge and make up for it.

Then I beat the mechanist and it broke. I googled it and it's a common issue. I don't feel this is cut content sold after, it was created later for sure but so far the release schedule says it could have been in one expansion. It's also poor QC considering how overpriced it was.

Well fuck you then Bethesda.
Dixie Kong - Sat, 16 Apr 2016 06:55:02 EST ID:PY9ZYNSm No.667070 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What do you think of DQ 5-7 & 9? I have 4-6 & 9 loaded on my DS, but I haven't played them yet. The only Dragon Quest game I've played was 8, which is an awesome game.
Professor T. Bird - Sat, 16 Apr 2016 17:14:20 EST ID:c5FScQe1 No.667121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Middle of April
>still no geck

Get fucked
Hsien-Ko - Sat, 16 Apr 2016 22:15:13 EST ID:CMAOPcJv No.667148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
shh not till bethesda's done making their dlc money.
Smithy - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 11:31:03 EST ID:tX/PF76i No.667210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>can't play forza horizon 2 on 360 because console keeps crashing/freezing
>can't even free roam online on 360
>you could free roam online in the fucking first game on 360
>bought an xbox one just to play one game

I dont feel good about myself but god damnit I want to build drift cars.
Smithy - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 11:32:28 EST ID:tX/PF76i No.667212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also id like to add that i dont support nestle please dont buy nestle products just drink from a lake like everyone else
SeVeNaD !v/GMq0JQd2 - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 15:16:37 EST ID:nxSUOgKD No.667231 Report Quick Reply
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Skyrim bored the shit out of me. I keep trying to get into it. Can't do it. Battlefront is lame. Batman games are corny as fuck. So many shooters. They have no appeal. Racing games are all 1 player with online MP. This is bullshit.

The only games I've actually enjoyed in the past few years are Fallout 4, Minecraft, the newer Mario Bros on the WiiU, and GTAV.

Mehl Worm - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 16:47:55 EST ID:01iFSNdf No.667244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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how THE fuck could Ubisoft forget to put a Coop-Campaign into RS SIEGE?!

Why is is so sucky, to play as terrorists (because you are in the fucking defence and don't do anything other than camping, while the walls are beeing turned down left and right... wtf?!) ?

Enjoyed the SP-training missions!
Nathan Hale - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 17:11:36 EST ID:BfPNMXo3 No.667246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A fighting game+VN has been done before
Adrian Ripburger - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 18:08:49 EST ID:ghsL3ZjE No.667250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Siege is essentially multiplayer TDM and not much else. I mean, there are co-op missions but they're really just an extended training mode. Once you start playing online you'll probably never touch them again because the missions are identical.

It's not really a Rainbow Six game without Ding Chavez but despite its limitations I do enjoy it. I can't think of another game that nails cool SWAT stuff like rappeling, dynamic entries, etc. like Siege does. Needs more content though, and probably not worth full price (I paid 50% off).

Also, defending can be a lot of fun, IMO. Camping is kind of the point, yeah, but you can also roam around a bit (easier on some maps than others), try to catch the attackers off guard, set traps, etc. Really need to use the operators' gadgets to your advantage. I use Jager a lot - being able to disable grenades is a huge advantage.
Toad - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 18:10:07 EST ID:yRjaZt+2 No.667251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
skyrim is about immersion. sounds like youre more about busywork and gimmicks

its ok though, i mean, most people have lost their ability for childlike wonder and unbridled immersion into fantasy/fictional worlds. so its not like youre alone. just old. old and boring.
beep - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 18:15:29 EST ID:A/7maI0K No.667252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You liked Fallout 4, but disliked Skyrim?
That's almost as abnormal as someone on /vg/ saying they like Fallout 4. Most people here couldnt talk more shit on it.
I enjoyed Fallout 4 and look forward to Obsidan's next Fallout game
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 17 Apr 2016 22:10:16 EST ID:xAqtSpl2 No.667272 Report Quick Reply
>Most people here couldnt talk more shit on it.

Agreed. And I wear a damn Vault 111 hoodie everywhere wishing it were a Vault 13 hoodie instead.
Dhalsim - Mon, 18 Apr 2016 01:42:26 EST ID:lphjLNBG No.667288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know NSMB is just rehash after rehash of what made 2D mario great but fuck me if they aren't doing it well. I didn't think the original DS nsmb was that great but once it moved to the wii and wii u shit got awesome. Haven't played the 3ds one.

in fact that EXACT concept where it suddenly turns into a fighting game at the end has been done.
Fluke Hawkins - Mon, 18 Apr 2016 03:50:02 EST ID:h6BavTIL No.667291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm the same way. I can barely play games now that have a "medieval fantasy" setting because the medieval fantasy setting bores me compared to Fallout's post-apocalyptic setting.

I've tried to get into Skyrim numerous times, even tried Morrowind and Oblivion but found no real interest outside of Daggerfall. The whole medieval setting to me is just very bland. I like to shoot big things with big guns.
Clyde - Tue, 19 Apr 2016 17:15:43 EST ID:xa/BEHD5 No.667473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wait, does bethesda still have ties to obsidian? Is there a fraction of a chance they might let them have another go at fallout? A FRACTION OF A CHANCE IS ALL I WANT
Garcia Hotspur - Tue, 19 Apr 2016 22:10:56 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.667506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Most people here couldnt talk more shit on it.

As one of those people that has made lengthy posts pointing out what I consider to be Fallout 4's failings, I didn't outright hate the game. Was just incredibly disappointed by it.

It really wasn't because I was caught up in the hype or anything either. I mostly didn't pay attention to any of the pre-release stuff. Fallout 4 just didn't feel like Fallout, to me. I think its biggest problem outside of any of the gameplay complaints I had with it was that I was just so bored and couldn't bring myself to care any less about the characters and their stories, aside from a very few handful of incidences, which feels like a sin in a Fallout game.

Different strokes though. I get why people enjoyed it. It was a little too rooty tooty point and shooty and really not much else for my tastes though.
Princess Peach - Wed, 20 Apr 2016 01:23:42 EST ID:D5SVhQoU No.667519 Ignore Report Quick Reply
whaat is the average weight of posters here?
Midna - Wed, 20 Apr 2016 01:29:33 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.667520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>As one of those people that has made lengthy posts pointing out what I consider to be Fallout 4's failings, I didn't outright hate the game. Was just incredibly disappointed by it.
Wuuuuuuuuuurd. It wasn't a bad game, it was just nowhere near as good as I'd expect the first Fallout game of a generation to be, based on my experience with last-gen Fallout games. I got more fun out of Fallout 3, Skyrim, and New Vegas than I did from Fallout 4. Probably would be true of Oblivion too but I never got around to playing it. Bethesda failed to exceed (or even live up to) their own standards, that they set.
Garcia Hotspur - Wed, 20 Apr 2016 01:34:17 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.667523 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Unfinished games ~ missing features, buggy, poor qc

Drives me fucking crazy. I hate playing games that I feel like I have to babysit to get optimal performance out of, or to reduce the amount of bugs I'm getting from it. I know you guys know what I'm talking about. Like, playing the game at a slower pace than usual to reduce pop in, making sure quests or missions don't break by doing extraneous shit, or generally not fucking around too much to avoid crashes. Pic related on consoles comes to mind for example. Game was a fucking nightmare when it released, and no surprises here, it still is. Thank fuck for PC releases.
Garcia Hotspur - Wed, 20 Apr 2016 01:35:12 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.667524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Thank fuck for PC releases.
Just realized the irony in that with the Arkham Knight PC release botch of the century.

Cortana - Wed, 20 Apr 2016 10:40:48 EST ID:qp3ylskZ No.667561 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not sure if you guys played Arkham Knight recently for PC, but they did fix everything a while ago. Hasn't crashed or low framerated on mt since I bought soon after the 8th of March update
Ammon Jerro - Wed, 20 Apr 2016 10:58:04 EST ID:5ScfioAO No.667564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dirty Bomb is exactly the game Brink was supposed to be. It took them a few years, and the damn game still isn't nowhere near finished, but it's actually fun to play and mixes the right amount of TF2 with Enemy Territory/Counterstrike.

I remember a lot of Snipers in TF2 with that edgy Brink hoodie, though. It was a pre-order item for Brink, and it seems a lot of people bought into the hype.

I used to play a little Battlefield Heroes, too. It was actually quite fun at times, but they're not wrong about the grind being terrible. It was impossible to maintain a good loadout, unless you ground away at it every. Single. Day. Fucking horrible, and I dropped it when I discovered there was virtually no way to get permanent gear unless I shelled out money for it. Battlefield Heroes is a game that comes depressingly close to that second episode of the first season of Black Mirror.

For the thread in general: The grind can go fuck itself, especially in these games that lock you down when you get to a higher tier. I played a LOT of War Thunder, but grinding jets is next to impossible. Anything before that can be done, but jets take loads of time, to the point where most of my time is spent in the one jet I have, and am only halfway to the next. It doesn't help that Gaijin adds filler planes all the time, and sometimes even pay to win garbage. It's a pity, because War Thunder is one of the best sims I've played in a long time, and it's impressive that it gets tanks and planes so incredibly right in the same game. That's impressive.

But for fuck's sake, I've been filling your servers for years, and you still try to force me into spending money on ever more trivial shit. Especially the fucking tank camo is the last straw. That shit actually matters MASSIVELY in Realistic Battles. So now sticking a bush on my tank costs real money? I mean, I can accept that situation for some experimental sidegrade tank or aircraft.

Oh, and nevermind consistently not handling balance issues. For fuck's sake. War Thunder will forever be that game where I had more fun trying to land and take off with a fully loaded bomber from a difficult airfield. I saw half my team crash there, while doing so. And that illustrates exactly what is wrong, and what is right with the game.

And no, I didn't make it. I suppose I should have taxied to the end of the runway, and taken off the wrong way around.
Van Fanel - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 05:34:48 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.667689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Remember when the justification of consoles was ease of use?

With the rumours of a PlayStation 4k "NEO", it just shows that consoles are now adopting all the practices that turned people off to PC gaming in the past. We've already seen then attempt to squash out used game sales, most console games require mandatory installations, most console games need day 1 patching, and now we're seeing that even the consoles need hardware upgrades in order to keep pace.

I bought it to the convenience of consoles. Never again.
Kitana - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 06:38:21 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.667695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Preach it. Agreed with everything you said here.

On a somewhat separate note (I'll mostly be ranting here), this generation of gaming kind of sucks dick.

I bought a PS4, and it's basically serving its purpose as an expensive Netflix / YouTube machine. I've bought a few games, some of which I do really enjoy, but given the direction this generation is going, with open world games becoming increasingly uninteresting but more abundant than ever, a focus on remakes and remasters, and virtually everything else being shooters or pixel art indie games / walking sim indie games (unless we're talking Bloodborne or Dark Souls III - at least those games are still doing shit right), this generation is boring me to fucking death.

I want to play games that are on the level of the greats we got in the last generation. Aside from the Miyazaki games I've mentioned, I haven't felt like I've played anything that was remotely close to the quality of the likes of Bioshock, Arkham City, Mass Effect 2, No More Heroes, Skate 2, Red Dead Redemption, and the list goes on. Those aren't even my all-time favorite games from that generation, but in terms of quality, I feel like I'm not getting games like those anymore. Nothing feels like it has its own personality anymore. Triple A games feel increasingly expensive but more hand-holdy and poorly paced than ever. Open world games, and even a lot of indie games now, feel copy and pasted from what worked well before. Even something like Shadow of Mordor was just boring, to me. It felt like it took each of its mechanics from a blender filled with Assassin's Creed and Batman games, with the exception of one thing - its nemesis system. And it was praised out the ass for it. For doing literally one new thing. It did that one thing well, but I mean.. That was it? It wasn't a bad game or anything, but come on. I want more out of this medium. And don't get me started on how disappointed I was in Fallout 4, especially compared to Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Modern gaming just isn't doing it for me, man.

I don't know if it's just me becoming jaded, which is highly likely, but this generation has been a fucking snore fest for me thus far.

And it's not just the PS4. I've felt a lot of the same things on the PC side of gaming. The PS4 is just a more readily available example of a waste of money since I just bought it a few months back. The games that are releasing nowadays just aren't what they used to be. Which I know sounds like the most crotchety old man shit ever, but it's really starting to feel like I've seen it all and done it all before, when the 7th generation still felt like they had a lot of interesting things and new styles to explore during its salad days. By the end of that generation, I think modern gaming in the context that we know it had explored just about everywhere it could really go, at least as long as focus testing and marketing departments still play such a huge role in these things. Now it seems like we're focused on making things look or run better without worrying about the actual quality or how much fun the games are to play, or how satisfying their stories are to experience. It just doesn't feel like this generation has many places to really go to keep things interesting, and I'm just not feeling the magic anymore.

/old man novel
Four - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 06:41:37 EST ID:e0HBIjYd No.667696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tell me about it. I bought my PS4 three months ago and im so mad right now i might just build a PC out of spite
Jak - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 07:25:41 EST ID:MxLqBYSU No.667703 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I still say the DLC feeling chopped up, and no GECK is because Bethesda are still assdevestaed that Payed mods failed so spectacularly. You know GECK would have been day 1 if they could have charged for it.
343 Guilty Spark - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 13:10:08 EST ID:RoWm3UR3 No.667738 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's also being able to just invite friends over and play more easily which is slowly being edged out too.

Played ultimate chicken horse and lethal league a few weeks ago and those were pretty good fun. It's no on the couch co op halo experience but then Halo is no on the couch co op halo experience any more. I've never owned an xbox and I've played all the FPS halo games except 5. This is because none of my friends have bought 5. Because they can't invite friends like me over and play.
Mika - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 18:21:48 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.667781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sad that HALO 5 has no local co-op. My fave Blizzard games ~ Diablo & StarCraft also has no LAN for the latest iteration. Argh.

I played Gear of Wars with couch co-op. Having friends next to you is better than over the internets.

At least, fighting game still have local play as standard for when the router dies.
Trainer Blue - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 18:43:17 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.667787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Right? All I play is Fallout 4, which can't compare to previous Elder Scrolls & Fallout games, Star Wars: Battlefront because it came free with my PS4, and GTA: V which was originally developed for PS3/360. It's like there's a ton of potential and it's all going untapped. If they had a game which could compare to Red Faction: Guerrilla for example, I'd piss myself, because they could do that *so much* better on PS4. Just Cause 3 is the closest thing, and it is one of the most fun PS4 games I've played, but unlike RFG, the missions are super repetitive and the storyline really doesn't keep you involved; the fun part of Just Cause 3 is fucking with physics. And, unlike RFG, actual buildings are still generally indestructible.
Trainer Blue - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 18:46:50 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.667788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also I might be becoming "RFG mourner guy" but fuck it, I'm fine with that. I spent weeks playing JUST THE DEMO FOR THAT GAME because it was so god damn revolutionary and cool. Then they took all the revolutionary and cool and open-world aspects out in the sequel (aptly named Red Faction: Armageddon), killed the series, and now I weep for my loss.
Haggar - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 18:47:57 EST ID:gAFSFGKX No.667789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
RFG was so much fucking fun. Even the multiplayer was just so different, had a blast on that with my friend back on release.
Trainer Blue - Thu, 21 Apr 2016 18:56:50 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.667790 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"*Someone from Nordic Games pops in*
Yes, we decided not to rush into RFG2 but rather do something good to RFG and collect community feedback. I hope at some point in 2015 or 2016 I can announce that a new Red Faction game is actually under development."
FUCK I hope that RFG2 doesn't suck. I really, really, really hope that doesn't suck. Also glad it's going to be "RFG2" instead of an entirely new Red Faction installment.
Volcanic Beach - Tue, 03 May 2016 07:03:26 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.669112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Alpha/Pre-acess games ~ polish it and release it already!
Penelo - Tue, 03 May 2016 15:46:51 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.669157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Something happened with Hearthstone's newest expansion that just makes matches boring. Even wins feel horribly lame now. C'thun is for HS what Mechaz0r was for Duelyst.

Can't do fun combos with Xaril either, because all my opponents are fun-hating faggots.
Volcanic Beach - Wed, 04 May 2016 04:50:49 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.669202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hearthstone was fun and I lost instead after the first expansion. To much listening to a vocal minority, methinks.
Baraka - Wed, 04 May 2016 05:52:03 EST ID:cAIgF48Y No.669204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah, I honestly thought the expansion was going to be a good thing, with interesting new cards and rebalancing a lot of the old ones. But instead it's mostly just pretty meh cards, and the old cards that got changed are very few in numbers.

I don't even know where the game is supposed to go from here? Totally dead in the water now. Hopefully Blizzard understands this situation and tries to fix it ASAP, so we don't have to wait for another 6-12 months for some real game changers.
Dan - Wed, 04 May 2016 12:39:55 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.669224 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it'll be quite some months before any new content comes out. Either way I'm done with it for now, I don't see the use of playing since there's no fun to be had.
Tri.Moon !jq2WDXL06k - Sat, 07 May 2016 18:43:24 EST ID:4U3puP1c No.669524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I know I'm like 3 years late to the party and probably everything I'm about to say have been said millons times already, but I finally bothered to finish GTA V. Solid game, but the pacing was weird (the story peaked before the end).

Multiple character thing was neat idea, but the game suffered from that (and I remember internet being all over that shit at the time). During playing there were times when I just got into Michael's storyline and wanted to see more, but then the game forced you to change the character. But then again, I see why they did it, the whole story wouldn't work as well if we wouldn't see other people's side as well.
Nathan Spencer - Sat, 07 May 2016 18:49:18 EST ID:qut6VEPA No.669527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I still consider GTA V a masterpiece, perfect 10 game but thats simply for the sheer scope of the game and the fact that they were able to achieve what they did on last gen systems. It was the perfect game to end the PS3 / 360 era of consoles.
Asuka Guy - Sat, 07 May 2016 19:44:46 EST ID:SjRSK64U No.669531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The game was fun and I did enjoy it a lot. but as you said the story did suffer from pacing issues at times. The three characters constanlty interacting was the focus of the story so there were times when one would be put to the side for the sake of the other two having a section were they could be the focus of a couple missions. The beginning being just Frank and Mike, then trevor jumping into the mix and having random pairing off with the three throughout and sometimes all three on missions. The overall story did suffer at time because of this though, like having to deal with Trevor and Mike wanting to kill each other for the last third of the game kinda felt dragged out.
Volcanic Beach - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 08:55:47 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.673903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Stop it with nickel & diming players with microtransaction & dlc.
Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 09:25:46 EST ID:/fVra65n No.673906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Games that make me want to kill myself.
>All Assassin's Creed games
>Fallout 4
>Super Smash Brothers Brawl/WiiU
>Shroud of the Avatar
Jak - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 09:33:14 EST ID:TQRmubbo No.673907 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah, it's a solid game. I don't like Franklin, though. Why exactly is he even around? More importantly does anyone else notice how Franklin doesn't know what tone of voice to use in a given situation? He always sounds janky and sometimes the words and tone just don't fit what's going on. Like when Franklin calls Trevor up and is all "ey I'm following these redneck dudes who tried to put a rocket through your cousin's window!" or some shit. Trevor tells Franklin that he'll be right there and Franklin goes "Trevor! Eh!" in such a way that sounds like Franklin thinks it is 1. a bad idea and 2. an imposition.

Like. Fuck.
Leon Kennedy - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 10:13:55 EST ID:t5nr7ZnX No.673909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Franklin felt like the token black man from the hood to calm the tits of people wanting another CJ, being in Los Santos and all. He felt pretty inconsistent too, sometimes a playa, sometimes an angsty bitch. He was a pretty uninteresting character overall, his dialog sucked, his story sucked, his motivations sucked and his unique features sucked too.
Mr. Game & Watch - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 10:34:08 EST ID:ejGDh5L2 No.673913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wish you would stop talking about killing yourself and just do it
Dr. Wright - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 13:12:12 EST ID:7jkshWd7 No.673925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All elder scrolls games after morrowind were watered down shits made for faggot console kids.

bethesda are sellouts
Psycho Mantis - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 13:35:32 EST ID:+aZlv8nR No.673926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aeries Gainsborough - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 16:17:56 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.673940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've said this like 30 times, but Franklin should've been the background character and Lamar should've been the main character. I don't even like Lamar but at least he wasn't so fucking boring and empty. Franklin's entire character is basically "I'm black, I want to leave the food, I commit crimes, and I don't really like my family a lot"
Rayne - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 17:34:31 EST ID:kHSWaha5 No.673949 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't blame them for trying to get that "normie" money I know a lot of people who range from casual to non gamer who just love skyrim who and wouldn't give morrowind a chance
Turok - Thu, 16 Jun 2016 13:21:17 EST ID:rBD+pZX9 No.674002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why the fuck does Left 4 Dead 2 have experience servers?
Why the fuck in said servers do morons get mad when you join and just want to have fun, but you're only level 1 or whatever.

Why in general is the Left 4 Dead 2 community a bunch of angry dickbags?
Dig Dug - Thu, 16 Jun 2016 13:24:02 EST ID:dcik2JX9 No.674003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They've chosen to stick with a very basic game for a very long amount of time. I'd wager critical thinking isn't part of their resume.
Marcus Fenix - Thu, 16 Jun 2016 13:56:51 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.674004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, even at the time it released I thought Left 4 Dead felt a little basic for what it was. Not saying it or its sequel weren't good games, just, well, basic. You're right about the fanbase that's still with it reflecting that.
Captain Onishima - Thu, 16 Jun 2016 15:10:38 EST ID:agtMgNA7 No.674005 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Because the mod disagreed with his opinion. Pretty much as simple as that. Nazi mods are the absolute worst part of 420chan and it's been this way for a very long time. And hell, I'm saying this as someone who loves indie games and thinks the guy is a moron too. It just isn't a good reason to ban him. If we banned everyone who made an irrational argument on 420chan, we'd hardly have anyone left to ban by the end of it.
Earthworm Jim - Thu, 16 Jun 2016 21:59:17 EST ID:iaYBPyWj No.674032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I agree albeit more mildly, but it was only a day ban, hardly worth mentioning. Besides, Sevenads is a cool guy and doesn't afraid often.

It's a videogame hate thread. Don't take it personally if you like the games I don't, or if you care about how I express my distaste. We're all friends here.
Bomberman - Fri, 17 Jun 2016 09:24:36 EST ID:mQ9cgA66 No.674058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It drives me insane that younger gamers will grow up thinking Skyrim was this epic game while older folks like me consider Morrowind or Oblivion as our favorite Elder Scrolls. I mean, let's be real here, Oblivion and Morrowind were way better in terms of an RPG than Skyrim; there was no quest guides/markers, no fast travel/yes transportation, there were stats you not only raised but also could get bonuses to when you leveled up, sometimes you'd have to go around town talking to everyone to solve a mystery, and the world around you isn't falling apart/hopeless but rather you're just a tiny part of the organizations you join/run.

But I mean I'm not gonna hold it against them. They were born too late to enjoy all these older video games that are less easily-accessible to new players.
Vectorman - Fri, 17 Jun 2016 11:08:17 EST ID:aV9NNllZ No.674066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I fucking hate final fantasy games. Why the fuck are they considered timeless classics? It is just a bunch of numbers and emo teenagers.
[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Fri, 17 Jun 2016 12:16:20 EST ID:of6R39rI No.674070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oblivion seemed to be falling apart way more than anything in Skyrim did. I mean K'Vatch is a ruined when you start.
Garcia Hotspur - Fri, 17 Jun 2016 13:42:32 EST ID:96Gk90Ua No.674071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well said. I still remember how shallow Skyrim felt when I started hitting up the quests (the world was great admittedly).
>Welcome to theevs guild, here is leader you won't see him again until the end because is traitor
>Ayy welcome to dark bros, I'm gonna betray us all lol idk why I'm so scared
>Go kill those necrofags- don't worry, we respawned them up to your level since you already killed them before the quest
>welcome to college here is your diploma congratulations you're grandmaster go do radiant quests now
And don't even get me started on the four stormcloak guys fighting the six other guys.
>Ay Jarl Balgruuf, since this is the first town the player finds, and thus a likely place for them to buy a home, who should I side with?
>Idk lol I guess stormcloaks?
>fooled you faggot time to slay your wife, kid, jarl, and neighbors
King K. Rool - Fri, 17 Jun 2016 13:47:15 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.674072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You should see the Kingdom Hearts series. It's just Final Fantasy with a child-'friendly' (arguable point) Disney paint job.

They have a new app game out, and it somehow manages to combine the awfulness of emo teenagers on a vacation in Disneyland with the repetitive and annoying nature of phone app RPGs.

I'm pretty sure Mickey Mouse is Satan.
April Ryan - Fri, 17 Jun 2016 14:15:47 EST ID:NXbSgx8P No.674073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nigga obviously never played the first one
Officer Tenpenny - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 05:07:42 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.674120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I never looked at Final Fantasy as anything more than "alright."

Like, I played and enjoyed FF VII, IX, XII, etc. They're good games and all, but timeless classics? Hardly. And while I can see and appreciate the artistry that went into FF VI (not to mention that incredible soundtrack), there are better JRPGs out there. Even in Final Fantasy's prime there were better RPGs. Pic related.

All of this said, Crisis Core is the one Final Fantasy game in the series that actually does deserve way more praise and attention than it ever got. Directly in spite of its angsty, emo bullshit it's an incredibly designed game and honestly worked a lot better for me than anything else the series had to offer. I'm hard pressed to say any other Final Fantasy game was objectively better than Crisis Core, in pretty much any regard other than music. And even then Crisis Core's music was fucking great.
Tomba - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 06:43:07 EST ID:gqY8INph No.674124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate WiiU
Kolyat Krios - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 08:07:53 EST ID:PY9ZYNSm No.674128 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>there are better JRPGs out there.

Agreed. I tell people that all the time, man. XII is the only FF that I really hold in high regard.
Earthworm Jim - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 15:54:58 EST ID:XzasXZGo No.674150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wheres the bowl on this thing
Trevor C. Belmont - Sat, 18 Jun 2016 17:09:03 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.674153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The bowl is on the back, you inhale through a hole on top of his head (not properly visible).
Servbot - Sun, 19 Jun 2016 20:03:38 EST ID:Pl58fTYZ No.674252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Once I have to grind in a game, I lose interest. Life itself has enough grinding in it (and i'm not talking about the good kind)
>I hate the return of pixelated games, after Minecraft that shit went out of control. I can bear with old pixelated games from the early 90's, but that's because the best they could do at that time.. However, in today's day and age we don't need games with such shitty graphics, my main focus when playing games is gameplay but developers need to aim a little higher when making new games though
>Bonetown should be available on consoles as well
>Manhunt 2 being censored still makes me rage to this day and those who wanted it censored and succeeded should be burned alive for censorship
Saren - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 03:16:37 EST ID:qut6VEPA No.674280 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Falco Lombardi - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 08:44:31 EST ID:YebP7Sqo No.674303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Apparently the "dash system" made it above-average.

Fucking video game ratings. 3 or 4 is worst of all time. Spineless, gutless, amoral twits. 1 to 10, 5.5 is average, fucking get with the pogrom.
Goemon - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 09:13:14 EST ID:ejGDh5L2 No.674306 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It literally says mediocre right there. Mediocre meaning middle quality. Average. Hows about you get with the program?
Toad - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 11:05:00 EST ID:WbE6YtUM No.674315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I didn't read that review but that sounds like it was a joke about how that one trailer kept going on and on about how many dashes he could do.
Richter Belmont - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 12:31:48 EST ID:IbrUkXBm No.674322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Anyone else getting a giggle out of the old posts that say Overwatch will be utter shit? The ones like uhhhh



It's just weird looking back at how the common opinions of the time can be drastically different than the opinions of the present.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 13:07:16 EST ID:zAdzQG6a No.674324 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't get why people feel such a strong need to justify pirating. Just fucking do it, you rebel. It's not like you're the sort to care about consequences anyway.
Rikimaru - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 13:32:29 EST ID:dcik2JX9 No.674325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is this you too?
Hanzo Hattori - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 13:45:29 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.674326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't know, I don't think we should really be listening much to western reviews of Japanese games if history is any indication. Least of all not IGN.

Not that I think Mighty No. 9 is good. I wouldn't know, I haven't really seen anything from it or played it. But I mean, I haven't really been given much faith to go on over the years.
Hanzo Hattori - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:10 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.674336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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And just to contribute to this thread, I fucking hate a lot of the popular gaming personalities on YouTube.

Markiplier, JackSepticEye, Pee Diddles, etc. I mean, it bothers me enough that they're the loudest, most extroverted people on the face of the earth, that never stop talking enough to actually take a second and think about the shit that's coming out of their mouths, but it's the fact that there are channels out there that are so much more worthy of your time. Creators out there that actually know what the fuck they're talking about, and don't put on these stupid, infantile personalities to appease the children. Pic definitely related.

And I get that mostly kids are watching the channels I mentioned. But that doesn't mean their popularity hasn't far outreached that age group. I'm in my late 20s and there are people out there close to my age that are eating this shit up, and I just don't get how you can sit there and listen to some screeching manbaby vomiting words and clearly feigning excitement in your ear day in and day out. It's the worst.

Then you've got your bottom of the barrel, appealing-only-to-your-impotent-rage and br00tal metal \m/ personality shit like AlphaOmegaSin, or the utterly illiterate and borderline mentally challenged Angry Joe. These angry personalities (even if Angry Joe doesn't really do the whole angry thing anymore, and since pretends he's an actual reviewer with some form of integrity) only exist so that your closed-minded, rage-filled opinions can feel validated. And people eat it up.

I love that gaming content exists. And I'm not at all surprised that the most popular ones out their are appealing to the lowest common denominator. I mean, that's what the lowest common denominator is - the widest appeal. So I guess it's less of a problem I have with the actual channels and these creators and mostly a problem I have with the dipshits who actively tune in to it.

Of course, "don't like it don't watch it hurrrr." Guess what faggot, I don't. That doesn't mean I have to appreciate the space they're occupying on YouTube. Clearly, I don't.
Sabrewulf - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 16:57:01 EST ID:xANeeaqu No.674349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you know the whole "circle" that rotates around Criken? BadBanana, Fliimsi, Cr1tikal, the Vinesauce crew... I imagine you'd like their stuff.
Officer Tenpenny - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 16:58:00 EST ID:4fUqIG2N No.674350 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I agree.
Ethan Thomas - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 18:22:30 EST ID:VSZgz6e5 No.674360 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Post some good youtubers.
Ebisumaru - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 18:55:21 EST ID:d3Sk4taQ No.674362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
TBFP yell a lot and make a lot of repetitive awful jokes, though. Their peak playthrough was I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream where Woolie and Pat were completely invested in the story and being knowledgeable about it. I still watch them, but they're certainly not the greatest example when they're very polarizing depending on the playthrough.

GrimithR, SKS Plays, Stop Skeletons from Fighting Live, and LethalFeline are my go-to because they treat the shit as a hobby where they just upload videos and have actual jobs (SSFF has a Patreon and uses this as his job, though.)

In a lesser form, farfromsubtle and jefmajor have their moments.

There's enough content on YT to completely forget about the bigger guys. I often forget that PewDiePie/Markiplier/JackSepticEye/Critikal/TotalBiscuit/whoeverthefuckelse exists because I just watch whom I'm subscribed to. Same way that I rarely pay attention to Twitch streamers because I watch who I like and don't pay attention to who I don't like.
Hanzo Hattori - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 19:36:18 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.674368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The jokes may be repetitive, but I wouldn't really call them bad. And screaming a lot? Compared to the likes of this fucking guy they're basically mute. And when they do get loud, I honestly don't mind it because they aren't beating you over the head with it constantly. It's only when something they think is actually funny or interesting happens as opposed to "OH MY GOD DOOD LOOK AT THIS SHIT XD" every possible second. There's sincerity in what they do, and in terms of tone, they couldn't be more different than the bigger names I listed despite screaming from time to time.

I definitely don't agree about I Have No Mouth being their peak LP. I mean, it's fine to have Pat and Woolie getting invested and theorizing and shit, but it's not like this is the only time this has happened. Their SH2 play through was full of that kind of stuff. Personally, I think it's the best when I'm watching them play any game they clearly really enjoy. Killer is Dead or Metal Gear Rising were probably peak LPs for me. Overall their LPs are pretty consistent, and not all that polarizing, in my opinion. The LPs like I Have No Mouth or SH2, or even Matt's NMH LP, where the tone is a lot quieter and there's a real sense of investment, are really in the minority compared to the rest of their stuff. If you're watching the channel solely for those types of LPs, you're going to be disappointed. Personally, I'm watching to hear a bunch of Canadian dudes shoot the shit and play games that I really enjoy. I think the quality of what they produce stands on its own.

I do, however, agree with you on SSFF and FFS. And while it's easy to forget about the bigger names when (clearly) there is a lot of great content to find on YouTube, when you're dealing with people in your every day life that do watch the kind of shit like Markiplier, and converse with you about it, it personally makes me wonder how any of my peers could possibly find redeeming value in this trash. It's not like I'm actively watching videos from content creators I hate just to have something to bitch about. Like I said, I don't necessarily appreciate the space that those types of content creators occupy.
The Vault Dweller - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 22:16:37 EST ID:kHSWaha5 No.674390 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Ross's game dungeon and LGR are my go to for gaming related youtube channels just feels nice to lay down and watch them feels so cozy, also like to watch some totalbiscuit and projared every now and then, Angryjoe i used to follow but his channel is less proper reviews and more him reacting to movies and gameplay and even in his proper game reviews he shoehorns in his bad "comedy" skits which i dislike way more than any instances of him being "angry" it wouldn't be too bad if his skits were just at the beginning and i could just fast forward through that part but now it's mostly sprinkled throughout the whole video
Mona Sax - Mon, 20 Jun 2016 23:45:36 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.674401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Agreed about LGR. His content is comfy as hell. Largely due to that great radio voice he's got. I'll have to check out Ross' Game Dungeon.

This is also a post responding to
Some of my favorites have already been mentioned ITT, but I really recommend Stop Skeletons From Fighting (formerly the Happy Video Game Nerd) for general console gaming. Check out PushingUpRoses if you're at all into classic adventure games, even if her goth grll persona can be a little much. Nikateen's SVGR show is great if you're interested in wrestling games or PS1 games in general. Super Bunnyhop is great if you're into analyses of games and the gaming industry, though a lot of people take his tone as whiny. I still enjoy his stuff though. Also, early Continue? episodes were really good. The more I watch the more I feel those guys are kind of wearing out their welcome though. What used to be funny to me is kind of grating now, but that said, I still support 'em.

If you wanna check out some really unknown but fairly good stuff, BenevolentDick (pic related) used to do some really great reviews of NES games. Now he does a lot of boring streams. Really out there and weird dude, but he's been around on YouTube for fucking ever, and there's fucking hilarious editing in his videos. There's a channel called Game Galaxy that does some really laid back reviews, but the channel's direction is kind of aimless past that. Still worth a look. And probably the biggest name I'll mention here, though still relatively unknown, is The 8-bit Duke. His reviews are spot-on with great editing and slick presentation. Does a lot of NES and SNES stuff but he also goes well beyond that.
Bayonetta - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 07:34:20 EST ID:ejGDh5L2 No.674424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's a lot of acronyms. You in the service, boy?
Heishiro Mitsurugi - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 08:45:25 EST ID:JnCi6abM No.674425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As far as watching LP's, I've found that I can really only watch them if I've already played the game myself. Something about watching TBFP playing RE3 just brings me back to when I was 12 years old and playing RE3 for the first time with my best friend.
Mona Sax - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 11:38:05 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.674437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just the service of beatin' games.
Mark Sheppard - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 16:03:24 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.674453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Games that try to have a 'system of choice' for players to define their own combat style
>Except in PvP, where everyone plays the same cookie cutter bullshit any way
>And you're supposed to take eSports seriously even though it's gotten to a point where spectators can predict entire plays
Wow, it's fucking zero entertainment value.
Sonya Blade - Tue, 21 Jun 2016 16:12:56 EST ID:EAqCJCH3 No.674454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to get mad like you, but then I "restricted" myself to single player games so I could have fun.
Magus - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 18:18:35 EST ID:fzKbIH4E No.674823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate playing wwe games online
>start a match guy runs at you and uses some shirty quick move
>they do this constantly
>if you reverse they get out of the ring and stay there till you go go to get them

rinse and repeat
Pinky - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 19:27:16 EST ID:elbMWiKt No.674838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's been that way for as long as I can remember. Back around SVR 2008 it actually made a little bit of sense, because some moves were so fast that it was foolish not to have them in your moveset. Ranked was a legit fighting game. Nowadays the games are fucking sims and people STILL go hard. It's not even fun.
Magus - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 19:54:31 EST ID:fzKbIH4E No.674839 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I love it then you get a guy who haa an actual match with you. Doesn't try to win straight away and builds a match but for the most part it's just either a runner or a glitcher goddamnit it infuriates me
Lester the Unlikely - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 06:26:00 EST ID:xH3Qk3i8 No.674898 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I normally avoid PvP altogether, but I have a friend who's practically addicted to it. Even in MMOs I prefer to just stick to PvE content.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 12:48:20 EST ID:zAdzQG6a No.674916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
SUPERHOT is currently getting a ton of negative reviews on Steam from people farty about how they can't play it in VR. Which makes it a perfect game for me. Fuck VR.
Kamek - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 14:11:42 EST ID:X0axUq69 No.674919 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You'd hope that they would fix broken metagames like that, but they've already got your money and WWE doesn't have the same competitive scene as SF, tekken, etc.
honk - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 18:37:47 EST ID:FstvfORz No.674935 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know what this garbage is, but lindy hop was the shit
Kratos - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 18:50:47 EST ID:nW/Tji4J No.674936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I knew it was this video without clicking the link.
Different soundtrack though. I prefer mine.
Patroklos Alexander - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 22:05:19 EST ID:e1Ey3KAM No.674946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That Webm wtf.....?
honk - Mon, 27 Jun 2016 00:29:44 EST ID:FstvfORz No.674952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hahahaha that's great.
[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Mon, 27 Jun 2016 08:56:38 EST ID:RU4aF/HJ No.674972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Hello One Piece fans!

>We wanted to provide you with a quick update regarding the PC version of One Piece Burning Blood.

>We’ve been working diligently to match the console version’s quality with 30 FPS and 1080P resolution. We’re also working on a number of PC specific improvements for the game that will be available at the PC launch of One Piece Burning Blood including; Key Mapping, Mouse & Keyboard Support, and Controller Compatibility.

>In order to achieve these goals, we’re going to need a bit more time to put the finishing touches on One Piece Burning Blood for PCs. The game will be available later this summer, we’ll come back to you with the exact release date as soon as possible.

>We want to thank everyone for your patience and we’ll be back soon with additional updates for the PC version of One Piece Burning Blood.

>Stay tuned for more info soon!

I'm going to buy it anyway, even with them pushing the PC version back so they can work hard on getting that 30fps, but it still hurts. Bamco is my abusive husband and I'm the battered housewife who just sits there and takes their shitty ports with a smile on my face.
Carmen Sandiego - Mon, 27 Jun 2016 09:15:58 EST ID:IbrUkXBm No.674973 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>A delay to try and get the game up to 30fps

What the fuck are they coding with? a rock?
Baraka - Mon, 27 Jun 2016 10:23:54 EST ID:AbqoVOzY No.674976 Ignore Report Quick Reply

no, just the usual japanese indifference/ineptitude with PC ports
Naomi Hunter - Mon, 27 Jun 2016 15:23:36 EST ID:Q3ifDtTk No.674997 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sidenote, OPTC is the shit. Re-rolled and pulled a whitebeard and doubles Sen's on Japan last month.
Uriel Septim - Tue, 28 Jun 2016 21:01:26 EST ID:CyOMxhFe No.675106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck COD fuck the whole series down to its actual first inception fuck it all the way to infinity.
Revolver Ocelot - Wed, 29 Jun 2016 22:27:40 EST ID:WjmdG17r No.675225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh sweet, it will include key mapping? Take my fucking money
Magus - Thu, 30 Jun 2016 09:27:59 EST ID:hTgbzRzJ No.675266 Ignore Report Quick Reply

But COD helped legitimize gaming in the eyes of the mainstream even non gamers know and play call of duty
Kos-Mos - Thu, 30 Jun 2016 11:13:09 EST ID:gAFSFGKX No.675274 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>But COD helped legitimize gaming in the eyes of the mainstream

It made it popular, still hasn't really 'legitimized' it at least imo.

Also I kinda miss when gaming wasn't so popular.
Razputin Aquato - Thu, 30 Jun 2016 14:39:13 EST ID:nW/Tji4J No.675298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah man, it was Halo
Bolozof Velasgo - Thu, 30 Jun 2016 14:51:38 EST ID:nftiqK02 No.675300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
popular/mainstream/in the public eye or what have you = legitamised. anything in the public eye has most of its scandal and deviancy removed, to be replaced with levity and possibly mocking parody
Sonia Belmont - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 00:17:04 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.675367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mega Man is overrated as shit. Fuck these games.

I'm just super salty over ragequitting hard on Mega Man 9's Wily stage 3. inb4 git gud.
Bolozof Velasgo - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 00:33:02 EST ID:LI//eBcm No.675368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Megaman stopped being good after 8.
Megaman X stopped being good after 6.
Megaman Legends simply stopped...

Red Ash will never be made not that it would have ever really amounted to MML3.
Princess Daisy - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 05:22:02 EST ID:F9TPjQXK No.675373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nintendo needs to retired Fire Emblem as a franchise and the entire modern fanbase needs to be lined of up and shot, they make me ashamed to like what were once my favourite games of all time.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 06:02:40 EST ID:zAdzQG6a No.675377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The only Mega Man games worth playing are the Zero and ZX games.
Kerrigan - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 09:00:27 EST ID:J+Mz+zN3 No.675383 Ignore Report Quick Reply

As someone not familiar with the fire emblem series but looking to try it what's wrong with the modern fanbase? And which games in the series would you recommend playing ?
Gravelord Nito - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 11:26:03 EST ID:LLxzNc0e No.675391 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The modern fanbase has forced a shift from intense strategy games with rpg like elements into a weebshit game where you try to make your units your waifu and pet there face and shit

I would recommend the first Fire Emblem game that released in America Fire Emblem(GBA)
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 12:31:11 EST ID:zAdzQG6a No.675395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Typical. You make one little experimental change in direction with Awakening just to keep the series alive and look what happens.
Blaze the Cat - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 14:52:28 EST ID:48h4eVas No.675409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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they need to just let the poor thing die. it's a mercy killing at this point. pull the plug.
Morrigan Aensland - Fri, 01 Jul 2016 23:07:34 EST ID:qut6VEPA No.675442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Salty Fire Emblem "fans" upset that a larger fanbase can enjoy the games now

The tears are so delicious

The modern FE games are some of the most fun games I have played in a long time and the waifu shit is terrible in these games so I dont even give a shit about that part. Stay salty mah nigga.
Giant Jumbo Jellyfish !BTfyXLubkQ - Sat, 02 Jul 2016 19:19:11 EST ID:wJv2WW+Z No.675512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you need a diaper change, FE/gg/ot?
Sly Cooper - Sat, 02 Jul 2016 22:08:20 EST ID:xYidaBv5 No.675525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>the waifu shit is terrible

then you're agreeing with him, you fuckin retard

It's ruining the games
Mia Fey - Sat, 02 Jul 2016 22:16:03 EST ID:eTeJUctA No.675526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's just Japanese culture in general. Look at the overall (not the exceptional stuff, just the average) anime and video games produced in the 90s and early 2000s and compare it to now. It's 98% waifu weebshit or edgy weebshit, anymore. They're a culture in decline, quality-wise, sort of like Hollywood over the last couple decades. They found stuff that sells, and now they're shunting everything else.
Abel - Sat, 02 Jul 2016 22:26:21 EST ID:vrfP9cen No.675528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not done Awakening but isn't all the relationship stuff optional and is the face stuff not a Japanese only feature? I'm not a FE vet or anything, but I don't see how that stuff kills the franchise for some people. Like I say, I haven't finished it but I assume that sort of stuff doesn't interfere with the plot. Or does it?
Kim Kaphwan - Sun, 03 Jul 2016 01:25:39 EST ID:qut6VEPA No.675542 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Lol i agreed with him that the waifu shit is terrible but that doesnt ruin thr games lol. Personally I enjoy matching up my team and having the kids join afterwards but for me I dont do it because of the dating aspect.
Kim Kaphwan - Sun, 03 Jul 2016 01:30:18 EST ID:qut6VEPA No.675543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It doesnt. Just ignore them. Its just fanboys gett butt blasted that weeb shit is "ruining" their weeb game. They are just entitled hipsters with this stop liking what I dont like mentaity because their once unknown series has now gone mainstream. Its just like Shin Megami Tensai fags that trash Persona 3 and 4 and their fans because it isnt like Persona 1 and 2 and because people didnt play those two incredibly rare and obscure games back on the ps one
Mia Fey - Sun, 03 Jul 2016 04:21:26 EST ID:eTeJUctA No.675547 Ignore Report Quick Reply

How is waifu/weebshit "mainstream"? I don't even play Fire Emblem, old or new, but I can tell you right now if they started forcing waifu petting dating sim horseshit in the next Front Mission or some other non-weeb tactical RPG, I'd be pissed, and it would have nothing to do with it being "mainstream" (which it wouldn't be, regardless), but because the style and character of the game would be greatly diminished with that weeb garbage.

People are critical of shitty subcultures changing established series, it has nothing to do with being an "entitled hipster".
Volcanic Beach - Tue, 05 Jul 2016 07:39:33 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.675799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Companies not learning from mistakes
SF2 had the fance & tree in the foreground that obstructed the view and hindered gameplay.
SF0 had the grassy plains that made it hard to see lower attacks.
SF3 had the table in China stage.
SF5 now has a beach stage with ankle-deep water.
Sir Daniel Fortesque - Tue, 05 Jul 2016 11:26:05 EST ID:vrfP9cen No.675810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ya, to bad about that. I hope they add some free (lol like they would give us anything for free) stage variation for it. It sucks because IMO aside from the water on your feet the stage does look great.
Donkey Kong Jr. - Tue, 05 Jul 2016 14:34:15 EST ID:4vOX0B8e No.675822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As an SMT fag who will trash Persona 3 & 4, it's because they're just so far removed from any sort of "megami tensei" character. The games have always felt like a an Alighierian walk through hell in 80's cyberpunk style while essentially being Wizardy clones. Even Nocturne somehow managed to play and feel like a first person dungeon crawler despite being on the PS2. And Persona 3 & 4 eschewed all of that atmosphere for the TV tropes article on anime.

And I get that people like it, and I'm not telling you to stop liking it, but my butt definitely hurts that Persona 3 & 4 are retarded amounts of popular.
Sam Fisher - Tue, 05 Jul 2016 15:17:46 EST ID:PY9ZYNSm No.675823 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Persona 3 was my gateway game into the series. Without P3, I probably wouldn't have touched Nocturne, Digital Devil Saga, or Devil Summoner. Sometimes I ask myself if I'd hate 3 and 4 if I played them last like the rest of the SMT fags,
Four - Tue, 05 Jul 2016 16:04:05 EST ID:c5ArCW/8 No.675826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah I still love persona 3 and 4 but you have to admit other installments are wayy better. Especially P2IS and P2EP those games changed my life
Brucie Kibbutz - Tue, 05 Jul 2016 16:29:03 EST ID:8QZ9K+Za No.675831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't get why people like shantae so much. they're just passable by the numbers platformers with some detailed pixel art. And that whip attack just isn't satisfying. this is coming from someone who loves old castlevania. the only wayforward games I really liked were alien infestation and mighty switch force.

I need to play p2. I always hear such good things. I hated p3 and p4, and p1 had the worst battle system next to fucking Lunar Dragon Song. But P2 does intrigue me. Lunar Dragon Song though jesus christ. worst rpg ever. I wasn't big on lunar before but holy shit dragon song was bad.
Volcanic Beach - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 10:28:54 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.676256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bad pc ports irk me.
Buy pc port of DOA5; it's based on the PS3 version. Why?!?
Professor T. Bird - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 10:40:09 EST ID:qut6VEPA No.676257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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lol because there is only one reason people are buying DOA on PC.
Professor T. Bird - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 10:42:41 EST ID:qut6VEPA No.676258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The thing I find hilarious is that the Shin Megami Tensei name was added to 3 and 4 to try and push sales. Now Persona has become so popular that they are using the Persona name to push sales of Shin Megami Tensei
Jon Irenicus - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 18:59:35 EST ID:8QZ9K+Za No.676281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you know what I really hate? when emulators won't let you stop the scaling at a pixel perfect number, and force you to take up the whole screen or be really small. then you end up with a peculiar number for your resolution and the pixels look weird or bloated every time you move.

they've been selling pretty well in general the past few years. I hope this means we get 3ds ports of the first Devil Summoner and Strange Journey some day. Strange Journey was supposed to be SMT4 and it shows, definitely worth rereleasing now that people are all into that first person dungeon crawling stuff nowadays. SMT1 and 2 would be nice as well but they would need more work I bet.
Zits - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 19:18:49 EST ID:j0LSP9Aw No.676282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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> I would have been more than happy with a game half as big if it meant having half decent combat.
Zits - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 19:21:05 EST ID:j0LSP9Aw No.676283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
On a more personal note, my rant would be the lack of good hack n slash action games for the PC.
Roy - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 19:36:52 EST ID:JnCi6abM No.676285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what exactly is wrong with The Witcher 3's combat? Sure, it's no Ninja Gaiden but it works well, allows for adaptive styles with more depth that most generic third-person action games. Honestly, I'd say it's on par with Dark Souls and given the way people suck off the combat of that infernally clunky game, I don't understand the double standard against TW3.

Honesty, I'd be more happy if the game world was half as big but with twice as much story. That's the reason why you should be playing that series ffs. Sometimes I can't help but feel that people have physically and objectively wrong opinions.
Seong Mi-na - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 20:01:50 EST ID:j0LSP9Aw No.676289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>what exactly is wrong with The Witcher 3's combat?
Honestly, i wouldnt be so unhappy with it if Kingdoms of Amalur wasn't released before it. Since then i expect all 'action RPGs' to be so full of action as that was. I am an action game fanatic. I dont even like Dark Souls because it is too slow for me(Bloodborne is a different story though).

>it's no Ninja Gaiden
I wanna play Ninja Gaiden, but it has always been able to successfully elude the emulators released till now. :(
Abel - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 20:10:48 EST ID:JnCi6abM No.676293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just get a cheap used Xbox. its totally worth it.
Gordon Freeman - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 20:13:03 EST ID:a7GTcyr9 No.676295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The only thing I don't like is that you dance around a little too much while fighting. The spinning and stuff is unnecessary.
Abel - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 20:23:44 EST ID:JnCi6abM No.676299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nigga, don't you know anything about pirouettes?
Augt to do it - Tue, 23 Aug 2016 07:50:13 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.680924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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KOF14 should have used sprites!
Ness - Tue, 23 Aug 2016 10:34:45 EST ID:Z2LipHAy No.680934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's also still available as download for xbox360. Runs fine, no crashes.
Paperboy - Tue, 23 Aug 2016 23:38:54 EST ID:A6FFpH7l No.681036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck Kingdom Hearts.
Link - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 00:04:18 EST ID:XG4n+Md2 No.681038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck kingdom hearts, fuck disney and all their characters, fuck them for the continued pussification of cloud (as continued from advent children) and making sephiroth flamboyant. Fuck all those belts, fuck all those zippers, fuck all their clown shoes, Fuck them for trying to claim a blunt object is a 'blade'. Fuck the whole thing.
Link - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 00:07:44 EST ID:XG4n+Md2 No.681039 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pirouettes get niggas speared in the back.
Waddle Dee - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 00:36:11 EST ID:HQUdRVW5 No.681052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First game was okay at least.

Also something touched on the first game that actually fits to the original plot better than AC does at all; Cloud and Aerith are only there because they fell into the lifestream (Tifa IIRC too)
Link - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 01:21:33 EST ID:XG4n+Md2 No.681063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Also something touched on the first game that actually fits to the original plot better than AC does at all; Cloud and Aerith are only there because they fell into the lifestream

you're saying the only reason Cloud and Aeris (I don't care if the writers intended it to be Aerith, they decided the engrish translation was fine upon american release and Aeris is the name we were all given) are in Kingdom Hearts is because they 'fell into the lifestream'?

That's some lazy ass writing, the life stream isn't in inter-dimensional portal, it's literally just a river-like network of condensed life-energy, not to mention Aeris is dead.
Waddle Dee - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 01:25:18 EST ID:HQUdRVW5 No.681065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not defending the lazy points of KH, I just thought that them tying FFVII to it in that way was actually slightly believable which is what AC failed to accomplish. The lifestream is also a port of consciousness it makes sense you would die and go somewhere else you know? but the first KH was a lot less lazy man, they weren't just digging old movie plots up they actually had to have played FFVII to come up with that
Waddle Dee - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 01:27:54 EST ID:HQUdRVW5 No.681067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh and Aerith is dead yeah (Aeris, whatever) but she's still able to use the white materia at the end. Her body died not her soul maaaaan and her body was in the lifestream which was kind of the point

Don't you hate when materia is autocorrected to material every time
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 01:41:42 EST ID:xv1vc3f3 No.681069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I find it hard to believe that anyone plays them for the Disney references anymore.
Waddle Dee - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 01:56:52 EST ID:HQUdRVW5 No.681072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They play it because it's easy and popular and the first entry is still rated pretty well

People rarely make up their own mind
Link - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 02:21:02 EST ID:XG4n+Md2 No.681074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The lifestream is also a port of consciousness it makes sense you would die and go somewhere else you know?

That's taking way too many artistic liberties.

>Oh and Aerith is dead yeah (Aeris, whatever) but she's still able to use the white materia at the end.

I almost made a nerdy wall of text but I was getting my chronology mixed up so I gave up.
Waddle Dee - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 02:32:29 EST ID:HQUdRVW5 No.681075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Isn't artistic liberty warranted in a sequel? but hey I'm just saying they respected FFVII's lore so that makes me happy
Sly Boots - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 02:56:15 EST ID:5d4gaKbK No.681076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i never really liked alot of the zelda games

I thought link to the past and links awakening were really good but when it switched over to all this 3d shit I didn't really enjoy it that much and the playing felt forced
Gitaroo-Man - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 07:36:09 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.681101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to love 'em when I was younger. Like, I think I played through A Link to The Past and Ocarina more times than I can count. And I don't know if it's whether I'm just burned out and jaded but I can't fucking hold interest in any of them anymore. Both the ones I used to love and the ones I'm not as familiar with. It's all very much been there, done that. I also just don't believe they're designed or paced as well as I once thought. Dungeon pacing is generally good but the overworld stuff (especially in the 3D games) gets really slow and kinda boring sometimes.
Link - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 17:48:38 EST ID:XG4n+Md2 No.681155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>i never really liked alot of the zelda games

Oh, look, another opinion I agree with. I have a friend who is a giant fangirl for link, not just because of the game, but because of link for whatever reason, I guess she's into young men/boys who only speak in grunts and illegible war shouts.

I also generally don't like top-down dungeon crawler games in the same veign as early zelda, like Binding of Isaac. My best friend is obsessed with TBoI but IMO no matter how many extra abilities/items you throw into the game or remastewr the graphics, it doesn't change the fact that you're playing a boring top-down zelda knockoff.
Elexis Sinclair - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 17:56:27 EST ID:V7HSrTT7 No.681156 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Very appropriate name.
Link - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 18:03:45 EST ID:XG4n+Md2 No.681158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know right? I bet link would hate his own games. Also, as far as dungeon crawlers go, the only one I actually like is EHRGEIZ's dungeon mode, and that's just a quasi-minigame.
Augt to do it - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 08:10:28 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.681243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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AAA games with an real money e-shop
Andrew Oikonny - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 08:33:45 EST ID:L8Dcjql6 No.681244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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AAA games with F2P business models
Mokujin - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 09:22:36 EST ID:S0SBc8/y No.681247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are these publishers unaware that most PC users can just hack that stuff into their save files (or read a tutorial on how to do it?) Unless there's forced syncing with an online server, I can't understand who's buying these things.
Penner Rigoros - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 12:29:03 EST ID:ppqiklpi No.681259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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30hours + in Terrorist Hunt prove you wrong.

Still a missing Coop-Campaign is not excusable!
Augt to do it - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 08:50:39 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.681348 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Maybe it's a trojan horse to get you used to a real-money e-shop... until one day, you think it is normal like advertising during tv programs.
Saradin - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 11:59:35 EST ID:iFOJLsMa No.681362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's pathetic what Steam is doing with Overwatch.

Hard to describe the feeling. It feels like an after school play event for kids with supervisors around, whereas multiplayer gaming should feel like being in the woods after school talking massive shit with an aura of menace and strangeness.

>early access, using an endless beta as an excuse to release a buggy mess
The only games that feel 'real', in contrast to overly polished mass consumption fad games like Overwatch, seem to all suffer from this.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 14:50:31 EST ID:OCdVyYHX No.681375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
steam? overwatch?

sorry, what?
Slippy Toad - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 17:20:08 EST ID:lYxSoeqO No.681386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>downloading SNES Roms for Dreamcast
>Bout to get old school as fuck and play SMT
Raiden - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 17:32:14 EST ID:fdxCR72a No.681388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they meant Blizzard
Ashley Graham - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 18:35:23 EST ID:JV6GkGd2 No.681389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I resented the fuck out of PS2 after it kicked the Dreamcast to the curve. I so badly the Dreamcast to win that console war. It had amazing arcade action games, and their library was great. I bought at at least 60 dreamcast games, all 4 controllers and vmus thinking was my contribution into keeping the DC alive.. Ever since it disappeared into the abbsy I knew videogames were not going to be the same, and thats when I just play PC games mostly.
Officer Tenpenny - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 19:06:32 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.681394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>SNES Roms
>for Dreamcast

Dude just play them on your PC or your phone or some shit. Dreamcast is only halfway decent at running SNES games and IIRC the sound is pretty bad.
Ecco the Dolphin - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 19:29:52 EST ID:4vOX0B8e No.681396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Duuuuude I've been playing SMT 1 on my PS2! Periodic sound distortion but runs well!

Tokyo just got nuked by America, and I wake up in some kind of purgatory after being spared from death, fk yeah
Seong Mi-na - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 20:42:33 EST ID:JWrtTc29 No.681402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
totes bumbed I lost my DC when I moved. had some dope games.
Ethan Thomas - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 21:54:41 EST ID:lYxSoeqO No.681410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
PC is gram gram's.

Anyways I couldn't find a fucking DSNES collection with SMT and the links to the programs to make an ISO with are down! Yay! So I finished the Order 1886 and wtf it got shit on by everyone but it's fucking great

I'll get back to finding an acceptable way to play smt tomorrow.
So what collection did you use? In case I find my swap magic
King K. Rool - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 01:28:15 EST ID:4vOX0B8e No.681440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used the translated ROM of the 1st SNES game with SNES-Station, and ran it all off of USB. If you've got Swap Magic working you should just do the extra step to install Free MC Boot. Running PS2 games off a hard drive or externally powered USB drive dramatically improves the load times on EVERYTHING and saves that fragile disc-reader for when you need it.
Kerrigan - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 01:53:46 EST ID:XG4n+Md2 No.681795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I hate Touhou and bullet hell games in general, the hardcore ones may as well be renamed "trace-the-one-spot-on-the-screen-where-bullets-aren't game".

While I'm at it, fuck Touhou for forcing it's association with Nineball from the Armored Core series. half the time I see fanart of Nineball, there's somebody's little magical girl waifu is shoehorned into the image.
Spinal - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 02:00:48 EST ID:xIx+77fA No.681796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know why they're the most popular variety of shootemup. Stuff like R-Type and Thunder Force are dead now, and even with the aesthetic, instead of badass bio-mechanical horror like R-Type or cyberpunk stuff like Einhander, all modern shootemups are about anime girls fighting other anime girls. and they're all vertical bullet hells, so they're even more boring to look at with all the bullets taking up the screen.
Kerrigan - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 02:17:05 EST ID:XG4n+Md2 No.681797 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I don't know why they're the most popular variety of shootemup.

It's because waifus. waifus ruin games.
Peppy Hare - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 02:36:38 EST ID:CMAOPcJv No.681798 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they're ok shooters, plus they're a neat diversion for no-lifers waiting for a couple dozen GB of lossless anime to download.
Martin Septim - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 05:53:12 EST ID:E1tBeTjK No.681804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck sony and nintendo for not releasing games on PC like microsoft!
Fuck Capcom for not respecting their consumers!
Fuck WB games for Arkham Knights PC version!
Fuck Nintendo for helping PG on Bayonetta 2 and later turning it into ShitU exclusive(it would been better if it never was made, instead of being wiiFUU exlusive)
Fuck EA and the son of a bitches that are buying their games.
Martin Septim - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 05:59:29 EST ID:E1tBeTjK No.681805 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fuck Konami for not making games
Fuck Rockstar for not releasing Red Dead Redemption on PC and for not fixing the multiplayer of GTA5(on PC.... getting banned because some son of a bitch tryed to hack your account), and give russians their own servers, so that bitches will never annoy the other players.
Fuck EA and Crytek for not saving the multiplayer of Crysis2
Roy - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 06:20:00 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.681806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>(it would been better if it never was made, instead of being wiiFUU exlusive)

This is past being a hater. This is straight salt.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 10:11:11 EST ID:xv1vc3f3 No.681811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I will always love Nintendo and PlatinumGames for causing this.
M'Aiq the Liar - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 12:47:36 EST ID:PZB94Ez8 No.681820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why is Dark Sniper talking about himself in third person?

King Hippo - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 13:19:03 EST ID:SgAPxNcz No.681823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like touhou mostly for the music, the pc-98 games are like classics of FM synthesis. It is absolutely shameful how the shmup genre has devolved to basically touhou clones, and somehow the Pokemon snap/touhou games are the most innovative shmups out there. Ever since the death of the arcade, shmups have gone by the wayside. I think the last good horizontal shmup I played was gradius V :(
Gary Oak - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 14:09:57 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.681826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Does anyone actually believe for even a fraction of a second that this shit is clever?
Giant Jumbo Jellyfish !BTfyXLubkQ - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 15:12:57 EST ID:wJv2WW+Z No.681833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you have no fucking right to shit on russains, given that you're obviously brazillian
Spinal - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 16:16:24 EST ID:xIx+77fA No.681844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't know but I am not surprised. anyone who calls themself any variation of darksniper, demonsnpier, or 666xxxdeathdarksniperxxx666 is gonna be a self absorbed dumbass.

yeah the music in any given shootemup game is usually gonna be decent at least. I've heard a couple of touhou tracks and was fairly impressed. not enough to make me play any more of the games though. I need cool visuals if I'm gonna play a shootemup. nothing will ever top the original R-Type level 1 theme for me though.


it doesn't even sound as good on any of the console ports or arranged versions.

>pokemon snap
wow I guess that is a shootemup technically isn't it. it's weird how innovative that game was considering it was a pokemon spinoff. It wasn't just some pointless rebranded pinball or mystery dungeon game, they made something entirely new. Course it was Hal Lab working on it, they know what they're doing.
Brad Vickers - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 19:29:23 EST ID:4vOX0B8e No.681871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh shit, I was actually referring to the touhou games that combine camera use + bullets, not literally pokemon snap... Each stage would pretty much be a pattern, and you had to charge a camera and take snapshots of the boss. The photo would clear all the bullets from where it was taken, and some of the stages got really complex requiring you to snap photos to survive bullet walls and bursts and shit.

But damn, now that you mention it pokemon snap itself was innovative as fk. I even replayed that game not too long ago and it was still cute and fun and full of secrets. Didn't they have actual arcade machines of pokemon snap, where you could print photo-booth style pictures of your pokemon? At least I remember taking a memory card into blockbuster or someshit and getting photos lol.
Edgar Ross - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 19:34:43 EST ID:McAa23e8 No.681872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had to break out a FAQ for SMT after wandering in circles for three hours. It would be easy to tell where to go if the dialogue changed more often but you have 100 NPC's telling you to go back where you came and only one NPC that barely hits at a direction for the next event.
Edgar Ross - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 19:35:50 EST ID:McAa23e8 No.681873 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Also they usually delete that NPC immediately afterwards of course
Brad Vickers - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 19:52:56 EST ID:4vOX0B8e No.681875 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Welcome back to 1992, brother.

We've been waiting for you.
Edgar Ross - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 19:59:18 EST ID:McAa23e8 No.681878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's good to be back *pops in Nirvana cassette*
Pinky - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 20:18:32 EST ID:79Oy7gF4 No.681883 Ignore Report Quick Reply
*switches on Mega Drive while opening a can of Crystal Pepsi*
Bill Rizer - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 20:43:19 EST ID:OCdVyYHX No.681885 Ignore Report Quick Reply

*waits until "ive been a son" happens and then changes it to opeth*
Nariko - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 20:43:40 EST ID:4vOX0B8e No.681886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did they put crystal pepsi in cans? I only ever saw it in plastic bottles to show off how freaky deaky it is.
Pinky - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 20:49:12 EST ID:79Oy7gF4 No.681887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>listening to Incesticide

At least skip to Aneurysm
Pinky - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 20:50:51 EST ID:79Oy7gF4 No.681888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I dont know I just used it as a symbol of the Nineties
Nariko - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 20:59:32 EST ID:4vOX0B8e No.681889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sorry, it's just that I really remember noticing something was off about one of those clear 90's sodas... It was whatever one coca cola made. It was supposed to be a clear soda like Crystal Pepsi, but it was always in a can, and you had no reason to suspect it was clear until you poured it into another container. Like, holy shit, what terrible marketing.

And then all of the clear sodas just died.
Master Chu - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 21:19:18 EST ID:McAa23e8 No.681891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To be fair the best version of Aneurysm is on WtLO
Funky Kong - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 22:13:49 EST ID:JnCi6abM No.681893 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, Aneurysm is too polished. Hairspray Queen is the rawest track of them all. That bass son.
Master Chu - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 22:20:51 EST ID:McAa23e8 No.681894 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm really partial to Turnaround cause it's just an amazing song cover or not but that's a great old track. Mexican Seafood is great because it's just a song meant to gross people out and no one got it
Nathan Spencer - Thu, 01 Sep 2016 11:49:45 EST ID:SsNI3oAv No.682048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The 70% of GTA online are some russian talking people with their annoying voice like, ti cho blya, oxuyel chtoli.
09er - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 09:54:41 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.683493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Microphone OFF.
Amy Rose - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 14:01:05 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.683511 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The #1 thing I hate about the PS4, besides Sony making it so you have to *pay them to change your fucking background*, is that it comes with a microphone. So fucking everyone has a microphone. It wasn't like that on PS3, which didn't come with one.
Claude - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 14:08:11 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.683514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>pay them to change your fucking background
There are a few free backgrounds now with the new update. Nothing special, but they're there.
Amy Rose - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 14:10:49 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.683515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>pay them to change your fucking background except for a limited set of approved, free backgrounds
Does that really sound much better?
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 14:39:29 EST ID:fE+6pX2x No.683520 Ignore Report Quick Reply
3DS does it too. People like silly cosmetic stuff like that, like in-game hats. They're here to stay.
Claude - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 15:02:39 EST ID:1sI0HwDW No.683524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, and I'm not trying to say it does. Just pointing out that they exist. Chill out.
Amy Rose - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 15:23:46 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.683526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Amy Rose - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 15:24:56 EST ID:VTHLmrJi No.683527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't mind "silly cosmetic stuff." I mind that it was free on PS3 - you could even make your own entire themes, not just backgrounds - but it's a paid feature on PS4.

One more thing pushing me away from Sony and towards Microsoft, just because Sony is fucking up so bad. At least Microsoft have maintained a constant level of shit. And no, I can't afford a PC.
Manny Calavera - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 17:10:12 EST ID:HmAW3z9q No.683548 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is now the petty argument thread

Anyways I've been playing SMT more, got the reconstruction swordsand was thinking of levelling up to get the super armor but I'm starting to think it isn't worth it. The levels are like 20000 exp you're lucky to get 200 a fight and I have five levels to go. There's also better things to fuse and buy but I don't have the patience to get 2mil for two guns that will be replaced later. The stunlocks and estoma make me think I'm prepared enough to advance to the final dungeon without so I might skip it.

Also they should make a Mario where you play as Bob-omb like Bomberman kinda my nephew thought of that
Dr. Klein - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 11:13:06 EST ID:0enHIYTm No.684102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I agree. My crt tv hooked up to a modded wii gets more play than any of my modern things. Its because of a saying (that ive come to fucking hate) that has ruined video games.
"We were held back by current technology"
Can you fucking imagine anyone being OK with that in 2004 or hell, even 2008? The end of gen 4 and beginning of 5 was a silver age of tech and games. They dropped it for graphics, and now they cant implement features that were present in late PS2 library. Games have regressed
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 14:16:16 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.684109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just wish we could have games with PS2-level graphics but with no load times or pop-in or framerate drops or anything like that. Instead the focus is now on the lust for 4K and HDR, and at what point will it be enough? Is the cost for the pushes for resolution and color depth that untrained eyes won't appreciate worth it? I know some people don't care about framerate and things like that but I think we should perfect what we have now before we try to move on and make it harder for everyone when the need for such things comes around.
Andross - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 14:25:48 EST ID:2xaTBTtc No.684110 Ignore Report Quick Reply
True wisdom right here.
Garrett - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 16:47:14 EST ID:+mBqvF7y No.684116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What really rustles my jimmies is when a game needs to call a home server every single time you do anything because obviously players cannot be trusted with their own data, especially in single player games

I mean, I get it, I get why they do it, people will cheat if they can, but it's just really inconvenient
09er - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 19:58:35 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.684140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Street Fighter VIRUS
Capcom..... please!
Oh Niner - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 03:49:02 EST ID:DTbVmhz8 No.684241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Capcom is dead to me now
Noel Vermillion - Sun, 25 Sep 2016 19:51:11 EST ID:59Wf7/ZD No.684300 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anyone who says GTA 4 Is better than 5 is delusional.
5 had better EVERYTHING except you couldn't push people and the one hit ko's and fighting were questionable.

In 4 money meant nothing and there wasnt much to do beyond the missions.. and I play these games like a psychopath, I've done everything there is to do. Driving was fun, but the limited cars felt so similar, and the map got boring.

People hold on to 4for some reason I just don't understand. The ONLY thing 4 has that 5 doesn't is the ability to push people and force them off cliffs in satisfying ways... but at a cost of realistic physics. Nobody reacts like that in real life. 4 was quirky as hell.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 13:44:44 EST ID:E0WHFIpb No.684367 Report Quick Reply
I don't know how people could like the driving mechanics in GTA4. I take arcade driving physics anyday of the week, it's just what i grew up on with GTA3, VC and SA. I'm not surprised they changed it up in 5 and I'm glad they did.
Cage Midwell - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 15:22:47 EST ID:59Wf7/ZD No.684378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it worked well with the limited confines of the concrete jungle... but yeah, I was so impressed with how they handled 5, even though changing direction in the air is kinda ridiculous.
M'Aiq the Liar - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 16:10:43 EST ID:S8R7VhL/ No.684383 Ignore Report Quick Reply

IV had better gunplay and body/bullet physics. Everyone in GTA V dies wet-noodle ragdoll style like Half Life 2.
The Prince - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 16:26:51 EST ID:dcik2JX9 No.684387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
except gta 5 has endorphin animation physics just like gta 4 did lol
M'Aiq the Liar - Mon, 26 Sep 2016 16:42:04 EST ID:S8R7VhL/ No.684389 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Coulda fooled me, seemed like a step down.
11/11 - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 04:24:39 EST ID:wf6UghsP No.688566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I regret buying SFV and not refunding it ASAP
Ammon Jerro - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 09:14:31 EST ID:O2OCZB7L No.688580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Street Fighter 5 is a piece of shit
GTA 4 is trash
Red Dead redemption is shit
Mortal Kombat X is shit
Pelfelgur Hopkins - Fri, 25 Nov 2016 17:54:00 EST ID:l3EoXGfP No.688727 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Terrorist Hunt in Coop rocks
but the stupid farming for renown to unlock "free" Operators is annoying and stupid as fuck!

Ubi$oft is just trying to sell their shitty Season pass with shitty skins and Operators already in the game (hidden behind a grind-wall) !

Fuck Ubi$soft for ruining a otherwise great game!
11/11 - Sat, 26 Nov 2016 16:32:50 EST ID:SIohy2Yv No.688767 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DLC to nickel&dime players are ruining games..
Radical Rex - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 01:44:56 EST ID:TdnVlp8W No.688792 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Thunder Hawk - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 12:20:10 EST ID:h2WdMO+8 No.688799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Open the Xbox app and turn everything off.
Owen Fart - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 14:05:00 EST ID:5pLFzaBs No.688804 Report Quick Reply

Battleborn is awesome and fuck everyone for not playing it.
Blade & Striker - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 14:54:39 EST ID:V7HSrTT7 No.688811 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Nah it's a bad game and Gearbox is run by shitheads.
Cody - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 19:09:37 EST ID:TdnVlp8W No.688825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It doesn't seem to show me any options, unless I make a microsoft account perhaps. The thing is, I do use a 360 controller for when I'm playing open world games or using emulators. I was thinking of disabling the app via windows services menu but wouldn't that mean losing the functionality of my controller as well?
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 19:39:50 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.688828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Try disabling the DVR and Game Bar through registry values. Some people think that the DVR caps framerates. I would just delete the Xbox app outright but I'm told deleting apps like that is both dangerous and irreversible so I don't want to risk losing access to my Xbox One controller.
Cody - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 19:40:05 EST ID:TdnVlp8W No.688829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nevermind, I disabled them anyway and nothing has changed. I have no idea what to do now.
Doctor Li - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 19:52:39 EST ID:jKI1s/aT No.688830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
minesweeper is terrible
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sun, 27 Nov 2016 21:47:26 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.688839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's all kinds of pro strats for Minesweeper. If you ever see someone who knows any of them, run the other way.
Cody - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 01:56:52 EST ID:TdnVlp8W No.688846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I appreciate your help, I really do. However this didn't seem to fix anything. I've had no problems with recording videos through the controller before this update.

At first, I thought it was a network problem, so I tested playing games offline. Then, I thought the sluggishness was due to bloatware installed with the update, so I removed all of it. Then I thought maybe my anti virus (AVG) was using up all my CPU so I installed Avast instead. I've tried allocating processor resources via "performances options" under the control panel. No results. Windows 10's "anniversary" update just ruined my computer. I'm calling Microsoft support tomorrow, and if they can't help me, I think I may be done with PC gaming entirely.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 28 Nov 2016 12:01:41 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.688866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't have issues with the Anniversary Update so either I'm lucky or there's a common thread the people who are getting issues have that no one's figured out yet. As for me, I'm only on 10 because I have a Z170 motherboard and putting Windows 7 on it was too much trouble.

Pro tip: If you have too many scruples to just crack Windows 7 even at this point, you can buy Pro for $20 legit here: http://www.play-asia.com/microsoft-windows-7-pro-3264-bit-oem-key-only/13/709gc7
USAian - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:47:19 EST ID:aHbWs8JO No.692366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lazy remakes like the "new" SF2 for the Switch.
Sora - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 11:45:12 EST ID:5ScfioAO No.692477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just want ONE competent fucking builder game that isn't up its own ass with pleasing the autistic fanbase that just tries to push the building engine to the edge for no fucking reason. When I buy a game called "Simple Planes", you know what I don't want? Piece of shit, broken ass car-building mechanics. Fuck. Off. The plane-building mechanic is barely functional as is, because the game is a simple as balls tablet-port that got more popular than it banked on being. Polish the actual fucking game, piece of shit devs! Fix the horrible controls, the shitty camera, or just add a few more actual fucking challenges that aren't races that I can win with my simple as shit racer plane. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO!

But that's the problem with all these games. They're always a sandbox of possibilities with no actual fucking goal. Same fucking thing with Besiege. I managed to beat so many fucking challenges with simple as shit machines I built for the early levels. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO!

And the final fucking straw for me was when Robocraft went tits-up. That game actually worked. I enjoyed it. It was possible to have an edge on people by building smartly, and the interface was easy. And they done fucked it up. And now it's just another shitty F2P multiplayer shooter with a horrible grind and shitty gimmicks.

All I want is a fucking building game with some actual fucking gameplay.

Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 11:49:06 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.692478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dragon Quest Builders is supposed to address that, being part voxel building game and part Dragon Quest.
Princess Farah - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 11:50:25 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.692479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Whoever came up with mobile games that require internet connection is the scum of the earth
Yorda - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 21:18:36 EST ID:X1+knyLl No.692505 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Robocraft was a really fun game, I am shocked to this day at the changes they made to the block mechanic, it is pants on head retarded.
Great Mighty Poo - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 21:29:22 EST ID:5ScfioAO No.692506 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I haven't touched it in ages, at this point. I had just ground out a mega module when they scrapped the entire mechanic. Pissed me the fuck off, that did. I actually liked the megabots. I liked that my well-built plasma hover was excellent at dealing with them, too.

And the arms race became extremely tiresome. They'd add something, and it'd be OP for a bit, and then it'd be nerfed, and it threw off the balance between the existing weapons. I think I had the most fun with the game when it was still simple, there was no healing and there were still pilot seats. It was much more tense, and design seemed to matter more, because you could build a bot that was tough by design, or you could core or disable enemies with smartly placed shots. It was a great concept ruined by overambitious additions and changes.
Dumpf2017 - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 05:32:28 EST ID:bkeoqdP8 No.692629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Games need more cute girls
Cutman - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 20:23:23 EST ID:mkUK1rgh No.692664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't like Majora's Mask. I don't think it's a terrible game but I just don't get why it's praised so much. The main drawback for me is a combination of the 3 day system (aka a time limit) and the god-awful dungeon design. 3-day system itself is not bad at all. But combine that with the absolute worst dungeons of the series and you've got yourself a shit game. The sidequests are where this game really shined.
17Syd - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 05:23:16 EST ID:pdJiPfsS No.692732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Unnecessary console wars...
Can't we all get along?
Farnham The Town Drunk - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:44:06 EST ID:yApq2r/Z No.692742 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not allowed anymore thanks to SjWs
17Syd - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 18:56:59 EST ID:SIohy2Yv No.692778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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They all have to look like butch dykes now?
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 19:16:41 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.692780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're not looking hard enough if you really believe that's the case.
Isaac Clarke - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 20:14:14 EST ID:QOQ/T99J No.692783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're a moron.
Zhang Jiao - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 20:14:14 EST ID:N2H3KRpL No.692784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There has never been more anime shovelware in the American market. Hell sony has a handheld dedicated to it.
Frogger - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 22:45:30 EST ID:+pM3+RAI No.692793 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Darkwing Duck - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 22:58:32 EST ID:sei7lFPj No.692795 Ignore Report Quick Reply
really a shame how the psvita turned up. at least it'll be a great portable emulator console some day. It's already getting there.
Dumpf2017 - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:28:31 EST ID:EIIH43Px No.692860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Injustice2 DLC https://www.injustice.com/purchase
https://youtu.be/4r02zvnolt4 ( NRS day one opinion)
JC Denton - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 23:35:51 EST ID:+pM3+RAI No.692862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>announcing 9 fucking DLC characters in a fighting game months before launch

Companies dont even try to hide the fact that they are releasing unfinished games anymore and idiots will eat this shit up.
Matt Baker - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:11:28 EST ID:QOQ/T99J No.692863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sums it up quite well.

I really dont get why any one buys at launch when a year after their will be a cheaper version with all the DLC and patches.
Panther Caroso - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 00:41:31 EST ID:S8R7VhL/ No.692865 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Because people wanna play their games. Hey, remember when Capcom fanboys defended Street Fighter X Tekken putting half it's day-one-on-disc characters behind a paywall? I remember.

NRS has been approaching Capcom levels of greedhead bullshit since the first Injustice.
JC Denton - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 01:48:44 EST ID:+pM3+RAI No.692868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Easy fucking Fatalities microtransactions in Mortal Kombat X made me want to throw up

Also in terms of Injustice, I cant even read properly. All I saw was the 9 DLC characters. There is MORE fucking shit gutted from the game including 3 exclusive skins and gear shader skins?

>in a fighting game

Yup Injustice 2: Microtransactions Among Us, is going to be great
Matt Baker - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 01:49:57 EST ID:QOQ/T99J No.692869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In defense of NRS, I bet these are all marching orders from WB, not their own idea.
Panther Caroso - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 01:52:03 EST ID:S8R7VhL/ No.692870 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I hope so.
Lich King - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 09:34:40 EST ID:sei7lFPj No.692878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In ten years people will be buying the game engine as a seventy dollar "starter pack" and buying the levels separately for five bucks a piece. fighting games will all operate like killer instinct but without starter characters. rpgs will set up dlc in a tree-like gameplay path where you buy your way through to the ending you want. half life 3 will be a freemium smartphone mmo.
Matt Baker - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 09:52:29 EST ID:QOQ/T99J No.692880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eh, I doubt that. If just for the fact that most games still fail even with all the nickle and diming they do thanks to how bloated AAA games are now. It's going to all crumble soon through sheer weight alone, with very few survivors.
Dumpf2017 - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 02:46:02 EST ID:wPq9aiBQ No.692924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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NRS can't say no to the accountants and marketers at WB? What wimps.
> Makers of a game where heroes fight for the underdog against a authoritarian government submit to the demands of the finance department. *Alanis Morissette IRONIC*
Luigi - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 18:59:41 EST ID:JA0sIYn0 No.692976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Overwatch is a shit game for twats.

Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 20:20:15 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.692978 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And it will be for as long as there's no fully private servers.
Dumpf2017 - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 03:55:34 EST ID:9sLbkLCr No.692995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tekken7 has preorder dlc... hope it's just a time release or you can get it later without real $.
KretaAyer - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 04:16:12 EST ID:+nY+tLuq No.693362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Eww. Preorder now for dlc or pay for it later......
Terenas Menethil - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 05:35:29 EST ID:PLSNN5vr No.693364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will wait till the real full edition comes out.
I don't like Devil Jins new costume, hope they kept the original one from TK5-6
Banjo - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 07:02:58 EST ID:jAMFRtUN No.693367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Welcome to the 21st century
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 10:34:26 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.693377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yakuza is a meme game for meme people.
KretaAyer - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 04:30:32 EST ID:EIIH43Px No.693418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That's what happens when finance&marketing runs the company..
Basch fon Rosenburg - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 11:18:42 EST ID:/cDpbJau No.693615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im so sick of fucking spammer using the same abilities over and over it takes no skill learn a fucking combo
HK-47 - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 11:22:27 EST ID:jAMFRtUN No.693616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm sick of beat em up players thinking they are above anyone.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 11:39:04 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.693618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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What you're supposed to do in these cases is overwhelm them with your superior defensive power and hit back while they're trying to figure out why their strategy suddenly stopped working. But that can be hard for people who only know one plan of attack.
Dr. Wright - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 14:30:04 EST ID:mQ9cgA66 No.693619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm sick of fighting games where your enemy can juggle you to death with only 1 or 2 juggles. It is so fucking retarded. It takes such little skill to memorize a 10-hit combo and how to follow-up into another one instead of actually familiarizing yourself with all the character's moves and developing great reflexes.

Mortal Kombat did it right making it so that juggles do progressively less damage so that a 10-hit juggle does only like 25% more damage than a 4-hit juggle, and the opponent essentially cannot get trapped on the ground.

But fuck fighting games that incorporate projectiles.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 17:57:55 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.693631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well-designed combo-centric games usually have some mechanic you can use if you're on the wrong end of an hour-long combo. The good thing about them is you will always have a chance to use it at least once per round and if you misuse it, then better luck next time. Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is the first fighting game I traded in because it didn't have anything like that. Get hit first and fuck you, you lose.
Gutsman - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 07:52:05 EST ID:XBARWvRJ No.693851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>wrong end of an hour-long combo
Or play games with short combos?
Tidus - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 14:15:53 EST ID:L8Dcjql6 No.693863 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm really fuck sick of the fact that these seem to be obsolete, nowadays you're either street fighter or you're an obscure anime game (or a mortal kombat clone) where every single character has their own obtuse mechanics and hundred hit combos.

we desperately need more slow paced fighting games where individual hits matter.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 23:49:11 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.693877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 00:28:15 EST ID:UEHOmb0r No.693930 Report Quick Reply
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Grendel the Green Gigas - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 03:54:08 EST ID:FBmSejPL No.693940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>It takes such little skill to memorize a 10-hit combo

It takes even less skill to learn how to block.

>Mortal Kombat did it right making it so that juggles do progressively less damage

Diminishing returns in combos is not a new thing, most good fighting games have it.

>But fuck fighting games that incorporate projectiles.

So almost literally all of them?

Git gud scrub.

Also I'd recommend Garou: Mark of the Wolves if you want a solid slower-paced fighting game. I believe its available on PS4 now.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 11:19:56 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.693953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Virtua Fighter and games derived from it like Dead or Alive don't use projectiles. They're really fast and focus heavily on countering to make up for it though.
Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 11:59:06 EST ID:hIMw0ZKW No.693955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you know what's terrible in fighting games? quarter circles and full circles. it's just awkward to do, especially on a d-pad. idk who thought that was a good idea. I wonder how many obsessive fighting game players get carpal tunnel from that shit.

Garou is easily the best animated fighting game ever made too. there's games with higher resolution sprites, but none with so much attention to movement, even by that same company.
The Vault Dweller - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 12:55:02 EST ID:FyCSYCzs No.693959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>idk who thought that was a good idea
Those games were developed on arcade machines. They all have sticks for directional input.
Gruntilda - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:15:20 EST ID:FBmSejPL No.693999 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh yeah, Garou is gorgeous. I love the little details like how Rock fixes his hair after a big attack, or how Kevin does his little hop thing. Sometimes I like to pause a KO with one of Butt's supers and just look at it. They squeezed every ounce of beauty they could get out of that old technology.
TigerII - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 19:44:31 EST ID:Mc8979+W No.694198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Garou better than Turd strike?
Aya Brea - Fri, 10 Feb 2017 20:29:24 EST ID:FBmSejPL No.694203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
imo yes. I find Garou's roster to be way more balanced and enjoyable, with no characters who aren't fun to play and loads of personality.
TigerII - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 01:03:02 EST ID:EIIH43Px No.694251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Trying it out.. Getting a lot of sprite nostlagia. Why did KOF14 go 3d models for characters?
Riku - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 04:36:45 EST ID:FBmSejPL No.694264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because some idiot thought it was a good idea I guess? I dunno, 2d can work if you pull it off, SFIV looked alright and Guilty Gear Xrd looks amazing. Unfortunately for KOF 14 they just rendered plain 3d models of their characters without really doing anything with the art style to keep it visually interesting.

If you're playing Garou on an emulator, there are codes for playing as the boss characters. I think they're just selectable normally on the PS4 port.

>to play as Grant: at character select go to Dong Hwan, hold start button & press up, up, down, down, up, down, then any button.
>to play as Kain: go to Jae Hoon, hold start & press down, down, up, up, down, up, then any button.
>both characters are tournament legal, so no matter what anyone says you're not cheating by playing them, but they are both cheap as fuck against an inexperienced player. Fuck Kain.
Riku - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 08:23:24 EST ID:FBmSejPL No.694271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>2d can work if you pull it off


Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:42:09 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.694334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because sprites are expensive and time-consuming and they probably don't have the resources to make new ones anymore. http://kofaniv.snk-corp.co.jp/english/info/15th_anniv/2d_dot/art/
Kratos - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 03:14:13 EST ID:mDy5oEy0 No.694599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've played a whole goddamn lot of video games, OP. Like, more than most people, I think. This shit is my only real hobby aside from music, and has been for as long as I can literally remember. So at first I was like
>fuck this, too much work
but thinking about it, it actually seems kind of fun to compile since I haven't before, and
>tfw I've honestly got nothing better to do
So I'll try to make this as definitive a list as possible, just for the sake of it I guess, although it mostly won't include games beaten more than once across multiple platforms, and I'm sure I'll miss some no matter what. I also won't be focusing on PC games. There are lots of DOS games I beat as a kid and many PC games later on, but there's just too much overlap with the games I'm already listing, really, and I was never primarily a PC gamer. Mostly I'd turn to PC to get better versions of console games. So just console games here.

But whatever, man. LET'S BEAT SOME GAMES

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Felix the Cat
Gremlins 2
Kid Niki - Radical Ninja
Kung Fu
The Legend of Zelda
The Little Mermaid
Little Nemo
The Lone Ranger
M.C. Kids
Megaman 2
Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
Rad Racer
River City Ransom
Rockin' Kats
Skate or Die 2
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles
Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles 2: The Arcade Game
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: The Manhattan Project
Tiny Toon Adventures
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

Alien 3
Altered Beast
Barney's Hide & Seek Game
Batman Returns
Beavis & Butt-Head
Chakan - The Forever Man probably the hardest game of entire list
Comix Zone
Decap Attack
Disney's Aladdin
Disney's The Lion King
Disney's Toy Story
Dynamite Headdy
Earthworm Jim
Earthworm Jim 2
Ghouls 'n Ghosts
Golden Axe
Gunstar Heroes
Haunting Starring Polterguy
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Mickey Mania
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie
Another World/Out of This World
Phantom 2040
Quackshot Starring Donald Duck
Rambo III
Road Rash 2
Rocket Knight Adventures
Scooby Doo Mystery
Revenge of Shinobi
Shinobi III
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Spider-Man & Venom - Maximum Carnage
Spider-Man & Venom - Separation Anxiety
Spider-Man vs The Kingpin
Splatterhouse 2
Streets of Rage 2
Sunset Riders
Terminator 2
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Hyperstone Heist
The Adventures of Batman & Robin
The Punisher
Ren & Stimpy - Stimpy's Invention
Tiny Toon Adventures - Buster's Hidden Treasure
Wonder Boy in Monster World
World of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse & Donald Duck
X-Men 2: Clone Wars
2017-02 - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 19:58:58 EST ID:SIohy2Yv No.694649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I know that but still... I grew up with sprites...
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 10:25:57 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.694682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've been exposed to fighting games all my life and it wasn't until Tatsunoko vs. Capcon that I actually understood them and had a chance. People are just now starting to get into it now that Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite is on the horizon and it happens to be similar. Niggas, where have you been for the last 7 years? It was always good and you all refused to see that just because it was on the best selling system of the last generation. I thought Marvel vs. Capcom 3 was going to be an evolution of it and I traded it in in disgust after finding out it was just Tatsunoko gone horribly wrong.
Yoshi - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 11:04:53 EST ID:NJHrM4ip No.694685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hell yea one of the best games on the Wii, and that opening song though! It had some characters that I don't think have been in a fighting game since. The onimusha guy and the guy from rival schools was the shit.
Yoshi - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 11:08:08 EST ID:NJHrM4ip No.694686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The op
Norton Mapes - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 07:12:04 EST ID:FBmSejPL No.694740 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Some day...
Dumpf02 - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 03:22:25 EST ID:LC6ZDwx8 No.694781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tekken sprites?
Jane Shepard - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 13:13:25 EST ID:+pM3+RAI No.694809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Virtue Signaling: The Game confirmed

Horizon Zero Dawn is currently sitting at 88% on metacritic after about 70 reviews have rolled in. A lot of said reviews are by women like Patricia Hernandez and Lucy Obrien, aka hardcore femnazi, SJW's. Everyone is praising this game because of MUH FEMALE PROTAGONIST and how there are tons of "people of color" in the game and hardly any of said reviews are about the technical aspects of the game. Welp the game leaked early and its a buggy, broken piece of trash. Not to mention the voice acting is absolutely atrocious.

There is nothing wrong with wanting or enjoying a game due to its female characters but to give this game a high score only based on that is wrong

10/10 from Giantbomb and 9.5 from IGN ladies and gentlemen
Sonya Blade - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 13:25:18 EST ID:dcik2JX9 No.694810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It'$ almo$t like it'$ a huge indu$try and i$ privy to the woe$ that come along with that.

I heard it's basically like far:cry post apocalyptic, doesnt really pique my interests.
Emeralda Kasim - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 14:17:00 EST ID:A8gTvEK9 No.694811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oh my god this awful mocap. It looks like they all have parkinson's disease. Add to that those awkward pauses and bad voice acting. Is this how aaa games look these days? This is a joke. And then the dialogue choices that will make no difference in the end.

I can't believe how awful video games are these days.

But the worst thing about all of this is that it will probably sell decent numbers.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 14:41:21 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.694813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are there any games with totally randomized protagonists, where every game can start with a player character with any combination of gender, orientation, skin color, etc.? The only one I know of with anything like that is Rogue Legacy. I wonder what implications that has for representation, where none of your attributes have any meaning and are just there because it was possible.
Kasumi Koto - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 14:57:43 EST ID:vP0oa5Kp No.694814 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol I thought that game was just a no mans sky update when I saw the commercial yesterday. It looked okay if a bit generic. If it's a buggy underdeveloped mess everybody is obsessed with, that's about what I expect from AAA gaming. Can't say I'm too interested in buying. Trying to distract with social justice stuff is clever though. You usually only see that in lower budget indie titles. Someone should tell EA and Ubisoft about this. It's a good angle. Maybe they can make the next Splinter Cell about a female otherkin activist.

yeah the way the rank and review things seems to vary from "eh it was okay" to "OMG SO FUCKING AMAZNG". It's hard to score below 70.
Rayman - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 14:58:51 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.694815 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I think Dwarf Fortress' adventure mode works like that. You pick a race and that's it.
Ken Masters - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 16:44:19 EST ID:723W1rFg No.694818 Ignore Report Quick Reply

People had an absolute shit-fit when they started randomising spawn race in Rust (not sure if it was random gender too). A lot of white dudes complaining that they can't feel like they're truly the character if their skin isn't the right colour, ignoring the fact that most games have white male protagonists and that's just life for women/other races.

Racism and sexism are dumb, but so is militant opposition. Why can't people understand that if, for example, you don't think there are enough games with black female protagonists, then the best way to change that is to make one or support someone who will, rather than shout at everyone else and tell them they should be creating their product/art differently.

I mean I think having a broad range of gender/sexuality/race/whatever in any fiction makes it more interesting as you get to see things from different perspectives, and that's extended to protagonists.

The actual reason for low diversity in stuff is that vidya have historically mainly came from relatively wealthy white dudes and therefore would tend to feature white characters, and as people just keep on paying money for these games the industry sees no reason to change.

Is it a problem? I think it's less than ideal. Positive role models, including fictional ones, are more relateable for kids if they're the same race/gender I would guess, but as a white dude I don't know how it feels to never see my race/gender as the hero. White dudes save people, often swanning in to single-handedly save an entire group of people who are somehow utterly incompetent themselves. I think this trope has been maintained for so long just because video-game structure tends to require the player to be king badass. I mean, Far Cry 3's entire plot is a satire of the white-saviour trope and people didn't even realise because it was too subtle and very few people realised that the main character and all his friends are intentionally unlikable pieces of shit.

I don't know where I was going with this because ADHD is a hell of a ride, but essentially it's a complex issue and anyone who is too extreme on either side is a fool. So the same as any issue really.
Joanna Dark - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 17:36:18 EST ID:EZPxPRef No.694820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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tbh im pretty sure the characters in farcry 3 were bad because it's a bad game, the writer sounds like he's full of shit and trying to save face after the fact.

also no, it's because for a long time the demographic was white men, so they tailored their product to suit the people who were buying it.

also also, this isn't going to go anywhere good can we stop talking about it now pls nb
Capt. Olimar - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 17:52:01 EST ID:PJxB55Hd No.694823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Kilik - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 22:23:08 EST ID:+pM3+RAI No.694840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Why can't people understand that if, for example, you don't think there are enough games with black female protagonists, then the best way to change that is to make one or support someone who will, rather than shout at everyone else and tell them they should be creating their product/art differently.

Creating said game isnt the problem. This is what they should be doing. The problem is with the militant game journalists who praise said game and reward said game with high review scores simply for being progressive.

I havent played it yet but I have seen enough to know that Horizon Zero Dawn should NOT be getting 9/10 scores. Its buggy, broken, and a mess. Yet todays journalists dont care about any of that. They just care that this new IP fits their narrative and thus all integrity is thrown out the window and anyone who even dares criticizes said game is going to be labeled a shit lord.
Taki - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 00:24:44 EST ID:mDy5oEy0 No.694848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know this is just some stupid comic to laugh at and shit, but some of it really makes you think. Imagine an RPG that treated its leveling system like aging. You only get weaker when you inevitably level and you lose skills over time. You're not as nimble as you once were. You have less stamina and energy. Eat shit, Dark Souls.

Video games don't mess around with dis-empowerment nearly enough. I mean, we get all of our upgrades and shit taken away at the beginning of Metroid games and Symphony of the Night, but that's only so you can build up to being a badass again. I say make a game where you start fucking awesome at everything, and only progressively get mechanically worse as time / levels go on, as a way to introduce a natural difficulty curve.

And I get why we don't see anything like this a lot. The main selling point of a lot of vidya is power fantasy. There are people out there that literally won't play a game if it doesn't make them feel good enough about their time investment. I know you want to believe that people like this don't exist, but they really do. And sadly, this is who publishers cater toward; the lowest common denominator. And there's nothing wrong with power fantasy. Some of my favorite games are blatant pieces of power fantasy. But sometimes we just need things that flips shit on its head. inb4 it's "just a bad idea." If done well I really do think this could make a great game.

I mean, does anyone have anything like this they could point to as an example? if so I would fucking love to see it.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 00:59:25 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.694850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I havent played it yet but I have seen enough to know that Horizon Zero Dawn should NOT be getting 9/10 scores. Its buggy, broken, and a mess. Yet todays journalists dont care about any of that. They just care that this new IP fits their narrative and thus all integrity is thrown out the window
This is the same reason Christian films are so terrible. They only care about pushing the message that you need Jesus and not at all about the quality of the product, and the only people who actually like it are the people who don't need the message.

On the subject of Rogue Legacy, the developers announced a new beat-them-up called Full Metal Furies. The playable characters are all female and multiethnic but at no point in the video or the copy do they make any deal out of it like any other game would. That's the right way to do representation: Pretend it's normal and eventually it will be.

This does sound like an interesting idea, but I feel like it would have to have a bad ending, where you only barely prevail against the main villain with no prospect of a sequel.
Fei Long - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 01:37:46 EST ID:D0Cmm3jN No.694855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Video games don't mess around with dis-empowerment nearly enough. I mean, we get all of our upgrades and shit taken away at the beginning of Metroid games and Symphony of the Night, but that's only so you can build up to being a badass again. I say make a game where you start fucking awesome at everything, and only progressively get mechanically worse as time / levels go on, as a way to introduce a natural difficulty curve.

I haven't played it yet, but there's a game on Steam called Farabel that toys with this idea by having you start at the end of the story and slowly work your way backwards to the beginning, getting progressively weaker with each jump into the past. It might be similar to the idea you're talking about.

Slippy Toad - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 03:37:28 EST ID:1N0U095p No.694860 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Welp, you don't get weaker but you do age and meet Mr.Mayhem in the end in this one (if you're watching. i'd mute it, mofo is annoying).


This series makes mundane tasks actually fun...In some you can even waste a whole village and get a game over by ruining a cooking festival cult style.
Kim Kaphwan - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 04:54:59 EST ID:Om/NpQb5 No.694864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I havent played it yet but I have seen enough to know that Horizon Zero Dawn should NOT be getting 9/10 scores. Its buggy, broken, and a mess.

And that is a problem in the post-patch age why?

Shit argument wanker. A bullshit argument.
ToeJam & Earl - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 07:58:25 EST ID:EZPxPRef No.694866 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Because they're supposed to be reviewing the game as is not how it could possibly maybe be two years down the line?
Astaroth - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 08:19:47 EST ID:z6w+mqXL No.694867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>post-patch age
If you want to look smart by using neologisms, at least use words the proper way "post-patch age" would mean patches are a thing of the past but because you argued against >>694840 I assume you mean problems at release can later be fixed what would make the use of patches a necessity.

But you see even then the criticism would still be valid because games don't usually get the full treatment after launch. Developers are either working on DLC or the next project. The money has been made, the season passes have been sold. Fuck the customer. It makes me so angry that people defend this practice to this day when this shit has been happening again and again for over a decade. Try to come up with a counterexample, you won't because you can't. This is aaa game development, you should know by now how it works. And funny you post Beth-shit because their games have game-crashing bugs to this day.
Jin Kazama - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 08:31:38 EST ID:XCWqgTIU No.694868 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anyone who didn't get the Skyrim remaster for free is a fucking pleb.
Kim Kaphwan - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 08:40:10 EST ID:Om/NpQb5 No.694869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not defending shit. I'm indicating something.
Sabre Man - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 11:18:35 EST ID:huUe7tzx No.694879 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>never heard of this game
>wouldn't have, being a PS4 exclusive
>stopped following "gaming journalism" a long time ago, way before Gamergate
>watch cutscene
>horrendous acting
>looks Bioware kinds of hokey
>Google it
>it's made buy the only competent AAA developer in this country

FUCK. At least Killzone actually looked like a decent shooter with a cool, distinctive style.

I've been playing a lot of The Witcher 3, and it bears a lot of core similarity to this, it appears. Set protagonist with narrow skillset that you develop, story and cutscene-heavy, mature themes. But the Witcher does it so fucking well, I'm kicking myself for not getting into the series earlier. I've been explaining ti to my friends: Cutscenes in The Witcher 3 have actual fucking cinematography. They're dynamic, and they use different shots to establish tone. In this cutscene, it's one 15-second establishing shot, and then it's pretty much shot-countershot for 3 minutes straight. It's the same with Bioware games. It's boring, and it does a lot to take people out of the experience. Nothing makes you aware that you're playing a video game more so than looking at virtual puppets flapping their poorly synced jaws for minutes on end.
Sabre Man - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 11:33:41 EST ID:huUe7tzx No.694880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
An important part this ignores is that the people being saved are ALSO white. There are very few games where this "white saviour" complex is played straight. But yeah, majority white countries make majority white games. That's how it works. Black people are 10% of the US population, and even less so in the rest of Western countries except if we're counting South America. Though, apparently, in Brazil there are many people who consider themselves mixed, like the Coloureds of South Africa, so the percentage that considers itself black is lower than in the US.

In the post above I noted how this game is being made by our only competent AAA developer. Do you think I feel represented by this game? Or by the games they made previously? Nope. It's all intended for the international market, with as little Dutch-ness in it as they can manage. Fuck me, I said I was playing the Witcher 3, right? You know what I notice in that game? Dutch names! People actually have Dutch fucking names, even if they mispronounce them in the voice acting. And it made me realize it's the first time in fucking years that I actually feel sort of represented in the game, as a member of an ethnic group.

Because no, I don't automatically think I'm represented because the dude has the same skin colour. An American white dude main character is pretty much the same as an American black dude main character to me. But I get people (Americans, mostly) speak in my stead to say that "white people" are overrepresented. And by that they mean "American white people". Shit, it's not like people are tumbling over each other to include subsaharan African (black or white) characters in their games, either. "Black" also means "American black".

So, as someone who's never represented in the games he plays: You can deal. It's not a major issue. Games have this unique feature where they're interactive, so in the right games you can still impress your own values upon the character you're playing.

But I'm kind of tired of Americans speaking for us because they control the market. It got especially weird with that Kingdom Come game, where Americans were bitching that a game taking place in Medieval Bohemia didn't have black people in it.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 13:44:09 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.694884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>It got especially weird with that Kingdom Come game, where Americans were bitching that a game taking place in Medieval Bohemia didn't have black people in it.
There was also that one guy who said Left 4 Dead 2 was racist because it had black zombies, due to it taking place in a zombie-infested New Orleans.

I'm a mix-and-match Asian dude myself (Filipino-Chinese-Spanish, pick whichever combination you like) and I've never once thought about representation. I will probably never be represented the way a bunch of people want to be now and I don't see the appeal in it anyway. I mean, in games with customizable characters, I always try to make characters as dissimilar to myself as possible just because I can. So a lot of my characters are dark-skinned blonde women. I suck, so why would I want to be myself when I could be so much more?

Not to say there isn't a problem with the majority of playable characters being a single race and gender. Variety is nice, but forcing it out of reactionary trends is even worse.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 13:48:53 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.694886 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's a challenge for you, game designers. Explore the possibilities of mixed-race characters and see how many different backgrounds you can cover at once before it gets muddy. Too many single-race people in media these days. No bump
Sabre Man - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 14:52:57 EST ID:huUe7tzx No.694890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Spanish really got around, didn't they? When we have a fullblood person who has dark skin and dark hair, we tend to joke that they must have Spanish blood, on account of us having fought our war of independence against them.

Honestly, games that want representation should just use detailed character editors. Of course, I also never really play as myself. It's kind of boring, I think. Skyrim had the best excuse for it, given how we tend to look more like the Nords than any other video game "race". Still played a Khajiit.

In the end, video games make me feel represented by my actions. I'm not the guy with the white skin, but the guy who shoots fire from his fingertips. That's just kind of how identity works. I might look like a Nord in real life, but if those assholes are shouting at me that they want to turn me into a rug, that makes me feel more like a cat than a Nord.

Good character editors are my fetish, though. I think Saints Row 2 did it best, because it also had detailed options for editing the body of the character. And they recorded the entire script in six different voices. I mean, in Mass Effect I just couldn't play a ManShep because I disliked the dude's voice. There I was, with a grizzled-looking Mexican with a crewcut, called Raoul Shepherd or something, and out comes the heroic American hero voice.

I also enjoy looking at cutscenes more when I get to oggle my own character. It's satisfying to see your work be put on a pedestal.
KLEZ.fml !!cEQLOiCj - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 19:03:09 EST ID:yUX+qckh No.694904 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If I can't play as a pretty princess the character creator has failed me.
Mr. Resetti - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 20:03:01 EST ID:jAMFRtUN No.694907 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any American character is mixed-race.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 20:32:34 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.694910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
True, but they're also American.
Ridley - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 21:22:49 EST ID:ucuBtxW3 No.694913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The topic of representation is really a huge clusterfuck. Like I used to be all for it until I realized I just wanted more dark-skinned characters because I love chocolate skin. If there's a character creator, I try my best to create a qt dark skinned magical girl if possible. A lot of people advocating for representation maybe getting it confused with fetishism, which I don't have a problem with because internet, but I don't think the people who get into these arguments realize that. I guess you can say I'm all for diversity in games, but it's more I just love to see all sorts of beauty, not for some political BS.

I'm not gonna get pissed at the developers of Witcher 3 for not including black people for example, or even dark skinned people. I don't know I haven't played the game but I remember people talking about it.

I just want dark skinned videogame characters to fap too honestly. Too bad PSO2's character creation looks like shit apparently
Kessler - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 00:37:48 EST ID:9Awo1L04 No.694915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Speaking of American, is anyone bothered by the fact that Lucio sounds like an American black, despite being Brazilian?

That's like saying blackness is the same worldwide, or that only American blacks are "real" black people
Slippy Toad - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 04:08:25 EST ID:huUe7tzx No.694927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Voice work is pretty hard to get right, though. Like I pointed out, no-one in The Witcher can pronounce Dutch names. Still kinda cool that they're there. And Lucio does have a bit of an accent.
Ridley - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 05:38:12 EST ID:ucuBtxW3 No.694930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>That's like saying blackness is the same worldwide, or that only American blacks are "real" black people

There are a disturbingly huge amount of people who believe this, racist or otherwise.
Archangel Tyrael - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 06:51:25 EST ID:X4oT8bPW No.694932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well it's because slavery only ever existed in America. Only black Americans were ever slaves. Open your eyes man
Ridley - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 07:02:00 EST ID:ucuBtxW3 No.694933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well since I'm here I'm going to bitch about those people who won't shut the fuck up about airships and world maps. Why do they think that every RPG needs a fucking airship? That wasn't even true back during the NES era. Yeah, yeah sense of adventure and all that bullshit, but there are others way to achieve that by adding a fucking airship.
Harman Smith - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 08:55:32 EST ID:Qz1G3rUi No.694937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Good point. For example, the ship could be suspended by magically-sustained air in its sails rather than the balloon mechanism
Spyro the Dragon - Wed, 22 Feb 2017 17:43:05 EST ID:bGR64DdX No.694960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Chrono Trigger already did that.
Boo - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 02:08:17 EST ID:UtPtDIV7 No.694968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well here is the probably with overworlds in games in general. Gonna use your post a launching pad here See the overworld puts pressure on the developer to make this big wide open space between things for the player to explore. And ultimately thats what it is in large part just space. So many many many games have this big open map just for the sake of being atmospheric.

I think with the trend of open world games its worse in the last 10 to 15 or so years than its ever been. Because people think that they need big territories to roam. But the bad thing is that this takes the focus off of level design, off of giving the player a chance to experience things on the developers terms. Players say, I want lots of room to roam. And some developers say fine, here's an empty field.

And that's not to say that some open world games aren't fun. There's plenty of them that are. But the reliance on open world as a selling point often comes down to big empty environments. And big empty spaces don't quite excite my imagination in the same way anymore. Now that I'm older I don't want a world that's big for the sake of being big. If my character is traveling a world there should be stuff in it. Otherwise there's no real satisfaction.

Expansive levels are nice, hub style paths are nice. But how many games since gta 3 and morrowind have given you either an empty city or empty fields to wander? Quite a few. And its cause they take the basic idea of these popular or beloved games and try to apply it without giving the player nearly as much to do.

The reliance on open world as a mechanic isn't enticing to me the player from an objective perspective now. I can think of plenty of games with more level based designs that feel more alive than some of the open world games I've played. And thats what bugs me. Scope for the sake of scope. You can climb the mountain, but is there anything at the top?

Sure I want to fly off into unknown territory and discover lots of unknown stuff. But do I really want to wander the empty spaces? The idea that traveling big empty patches of space has become a staple of the way that some games are designed bothers me to no end. I mean sure a dev can turn around and make a game that generates endless or near endless territory for me.But that in and of itself isn't a good thing.

Sandbox gameplay just for the sake of being a sandbox. Because you can walk to AND fro. I don't know just the entire things a mess to me. And I'm glad to see less open world games and gta clones coming to market. The whole watered down notion of what a sandbox is to some developers is sad. In fact I think some games that have an open world element would've been better done if they had just stuck to developing their missions better. That size as a design focus just scatters a developers resources way too much.

I needed to get that out there. Been bothering me as I go through some early 2000s games.
Mike Dawson - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 04:04:22 EST ID:gBcBBKzq No.696487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Teleporting waypoints beats airships for fast-travel
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 10:10:52 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.696494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know what's going on here (May spamming Mr. Dolphin) but I wish I knew more about Street Fighter V to get what it's implying.
Adrian Ripburger - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 11:19:01 EST ID:mQ9cgA66 No.696495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm so upset about community standards in gaming.
I loved the Souls series' co-op and PvP. It was so awesome.
Monster Hunter had awesome co-op, too.

But now I play Paragon all the time and I want to punch literally 50% of the other players in the fucking face.
Every single game I play, one or multiple players bitch and whine that the team isn't composed how they want or they don't like who's going to what lane, and they fucking bitch and bitch and bitch and then start using personal insults and every time you slip up they say GOOD JOB!
I can't remember the last time I played Paragon and didn't tell someone on my team to chill the fuck out and shut the fuck up and stop acting like a little bitch.
Had this same problem in WoW many years ago.
Alucard - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 03:04:35 EST ID:nmCcmE51 No.696722 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Street Fighter V has no player2 side character select (really!). If P2 side wants to go to the character selection screen, he has to let P1 know.
Soap MacTavish - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 09:35:57 EST ID:gzetOUxW No.696746 Ignore Report Quick Reply

My interpretation: Fighting games can make people seem childish while playing, but the participants are still friendly adults between matches.
Exy !P2Y79pImtM - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 10:20:36 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.696750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I got this answer the other day in another place, and it launched into yet another great big debate about why Street Fighter V sucks. Damn me for thinking a Guilty Gear gag manga strip was actually about Guilty Gear.

On topic, the NieR:Automata PC port isn't that great. I have to play 720p windowed to get decent performance, and that borderless fullscreen workaround being passed around doesn't help me as much as it does others. If I want to play fullscreen, I have to put up with either poor framerate or syrupy game speed. That or just upgrade my GTX 960.
Gary Oak - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 07:29:09 EST ID:dsPEc29W No.696824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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here's what missing in SFV
>Battle lounge still doesn't load flags/connection barsNo P2 rematch
>No region matchmaking/player confirm only "quick match" styled searching
>No random select for online matchmaking
>No arcade mode
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 13:09:28 EST ID:abUs9hCE No.696841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I haven't checked, but it seems to me that very few people who worked on IV came back for V. It also looks like the problems with it come from faulty assumptions on how much Street Fighter players like eSports.
Jack Rex - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 01:58:54 EST ID:Fsv0Bc44 No.697246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's worse than that. There was no plan for SFV until Sony gave Capcom cash to make a PS4 exclusive game.
Can you say rush job?
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 13:17:25 EST ID:1DGs3I6R No.697312 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think eventually it will become a good game. It'll take a lot of time and money, way more than should be warranted, but Sony has more console market share than Microsoft and NIntendo combined so they have every reason to keep dumping cash into it just to keep it off the competition. It's not like either Capcom or Sony are going to just give up on it like a lot of people seemingly want them to, not while there's a lot of money to be made from live events and ESPN deals.
Frank West - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 13:28:27 EST ID:pEcrq6nN No.697313 Ignore Report Quick Reply

If you have a dedicated video card and an integrated Intel card (like most machines these days) then make sure Automata isn't defaulting to the Intel card. I had to use the Special K "mod" to make Automata even recognize my 1060. Beforehand it assured me that card didn't exist. I respectfully disagreed.

A 960 should be just fine for it, and fullscreen should give you more performance, not less, since true fullscreen increases the priority of the process. With the exception of cutscenes, which are borked right now no matter what you do. (I get a fluid 60fps in-game but cutscenes drop like a rock to between 30 and 15 depending on context).

Maybe Special K was the workaround you used and it just didn't help, but it couldn't hurt to double check your video options and make sure the game is even aware you have an nVidia card installed.
Frank West - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 13:52:47 EST ID:pEcrq6nN No.697315 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Has anybody bitched about Andromeda yet? Because I'd like to bitch about Andromeda.

It's been a long time since I've been so angry about vidya games. I'm usually pretty zen about things. But Andromeda and EA as a whole is such a giant fuck you to consumers that it became the first time I've ever demanded a refund for a game.

To begin with, I had never used Origin before and didn't really want to. But you gotta play by the rules maaaaan. So I bit the bullet and grabbed the client. Which was unwieldy garbage that was simultaneously overly simplistic and ridiculously obtuse. I have to hand it to them for finding that admittedly impressive balance. The first red flag came when I tried to pre-order the game. I don't buy into pre-order dlc culture so I just wanted the base game, no frills. But Origin was having none of that shit and the buttons for "standard" and "deluxe" would not show up. No matter how many times I re-logged and restarted the client. Only the dumb $99 version would display. Funny. But potentially just a glitch. Shit happens.

So I navigated to the actual webpage and just bought it from there, but surprise surprise when I put the standard edition in my cart and proceeded to checkout suddenly it was replaced by the $99 version. I straight up kid you not I clicked to buy the standard edition, the page refreshed, and the $99 edition was in my goddamn cart. There is no situation on the planet where that is even remotely a coincidence.

So I decided to hold off on buying the game. Came back about a week later and tried again. I was able to buy the standard edition just fine. I can't speak with certainty, but I'm assuming what happened before was a random tactic they pulled in the hopes that some players would just buy the more expensive version out of frustration. Or maybe it really was just a glitch. But if so it was a monumentally fucked up glitch, you have to agree.

Then came the pre-load. Steam downloads everything just fine. Never once had any issue with it. Origin however kept restarting my goddamn download. The percentage would go up, then suddenly drop. I'd see 17%, then alt-tab back in later to see it had magically become only 6%. This back and forth cost me about 250GB of data (I checked) before it finally downloaded the fucking game and it didn't finish until the 23rd, a full two days after launch. For comparison, I just downloaded Doom on Steam which clocks in at about 66gb and it took me only about four hours.

By now I was already soured, and the news on the net about the games quality had me very worried. But I was determined to make my mind up for myself. So I loaded up the game and immediately my rage grew as I struggled to make a character that didn't look like Mama June trapped in a wind tunnel. I finally said fuck it and got in game. I played for about 10 hours as every glitch grated on my last nerve, the terrible voice-acting put me in a constant state of cringe, and the boring plot made it hard to stay awake. All to the point that I finally rage-quit and immediately filed for a refund.

EA refused at first because I was apparently just outside the refund window, so I took to the phones and chewed out some very unfortunate call center monkeys until finally they gave me my money back. Andromeda is everything that is wrong with the gaming industry. It was a cheap turd that EA made Bioware pinch out half-assed because they knew it would sell gangbusters on name recognition alone. They didn't bug test it. They didn't even play it. They paid for the cheapest talent they could get their hands on and shoved whatever was excreted from their noxious behinds out the door because fuck it we're going to buy it anyways so who the fuck cares. That $150 Million dollar price tag being bandied about was $150 Million in marketing and the actual development budget was whatever lint and change the Executives could find in the coat closet.

Fuck EA. Fuck the sellouts at Bioware. And fuck every gamer out there that is fine with this shit and keeps giving these crooks money.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 13:58:48 EST ID:1DGs3I6R No.697316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, I found Special K since I posted that. It runs well enough now, but I still need to play at 720p for a decent framerate. I have no idea why Platinum always uses half the game's framerate for cutscenes. They've been doing that for years and I can't think of any good reason to.
Scott Shelby - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 14:54:31 EST ID:zzlTtF4d No.697318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hi again, I'm gonna bitch about people who bitch about localization and censorship.

Now I'm all for making sure import games get proper localizations. There's nothing wrong with that. I don't play Fire Emblem so I don't know the specifics of the localization of Fates but from what I can tell it does seem like someone dropped the ball... not that it seemed to affect sales any evidently. I'm also generally against censorship and I tend to prefer game features that one region had intact when released for another. The entire boob slider thing with Xenoblade Chronicles was silly.

But there comes a point where you obsess about this sort of thing and you become overly sensitive to any and every change made is some sort of SJW conspiracy and Sarkeesian has a gun held up to some poor Japanese developer's head. Yeah, a lot of infamous changes were done to "prevent cultural outrage" but the real reason behind it isn't kotowing to some agenda, but it's to make sure they make as much profit as possible.

There was a huge whinefest back when Tales of Berseria was released in English because one scene was changed to make it less graphic. On the official Facebook, they said the reason was basically for the game to get a lower rating. Admittedly people did have their reservations but as far as I can tell that was the only scene that was changed in the entire game. Again you have people think that this was a plot by Sarkeesian to make the game more feminist friendly or something. But in reality this isn't the first time Scamco did this, nor will it be the last. Fact is, they cut story content all the time if it means they are able to sell more merchandise.

For example, in Xillia a character blames himself for the death of the parents of another. Inside the context of the game itself it makes it seems like he murdered their parents... except in some "extra materials" you could buy it turns out that that wasn't the case and their parents died by someone else entirely, but they still feel guilty about it due to the circumstances. Now why was this cut you may ask? We'll probably never know but I'm pretty sure it was because someone thought it would be offensive, but would have been useful to add in some side stuff that could be sold for extra profit. Ironically there was a scene that was "censored" in the English release, but original scene was so basically COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG edgy retardedness that you could have completely removed it altogether and nothing would have changed unlike the former situation I was talking.

This is getting too long and autist so tl;dr - Weebs are oversensitive dweebs I still love anime and weeb games though, nobody cares about some culture war, just maximum profit, and Scamco is Scamco. The age of bad localizations are mostly over, and I give XSeed games respect for dealing with weebs.
Scott Shelby - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 14:55:29 EST ID:zzlTtF4d No.697320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ah fuck I messed up the spoilers tags, w/e nb
Scott Shelby - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 15:11:09 EST ID:zzlTtF4d No.697322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Okay last thing. I get why people are all about this sort of thing, they want to preserve the original meaning of the story. But the thing is I tend to give localizers the benefit of the doubt that it's gonna be as accurate as they can convey because some things aren't just gonna be able to translate well, especially to a non-weeb audience. Any discernible between the original and translation is just gonna be a case of them doing their best under the circumstances. And unlike fantranslators they usually are under a time limit of some sort so they don't exactly have the privilege of checking their work twice even if they actually want to, or if they're not ordered to make a thing this way by some clueless higher up.

And even fantranslators aren't the pinnacle of accuracy because people argue over that sort of shit all the time.

And that's taking into account that the plots of video games are usually written by a council of some sort, not just one person, and I know Japanese and American culture are different, but you're gonna get someone on the writing team who disagrees with the "approved" plot. And that's an entirely different can of worms.

So unless some idiot decides to brag on twitter that they intentionally localized something badly to piss off a few autists who weren't even going to buy it in the first place, I'm going to give localizers the benefit of the doubt that they're trying their best, and not part of some conspiracy.
Exy !Exy//07vgE - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 16:53:58 EST ID:1DGs3I6R No.697325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've read all these screeds and more, so I'll just add that you aren't a real weeb unless you learn the language the original works are made in because you will never, ever really be the target audience anyway, no matter how much you "respect" the directors. You know as much about their culture as they know about yours. If you have the time to comb over two scripts at once and point out changes in meaning and share your manufactured outrage by pastebinning them out of context, you have the time to search "how to learn japanese" on Google.
Kim Kaphwan - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 17:43:43 EST ID:MQ7ucdmY No.697326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OK guess I'll talk some trash.

Online games are on the whole worthless imo, the entire grind progression of like every MMO I've played is so out of whack with no respect toward the cool as fuck pacing you can get in a directed game. The progression toward Gacha type games in general is dread inducing, even fucking overwatch has a gacha. Competitive games that are played online and require responsiveness/reactions to perform well are a complete joke. PvP can be a ton of fun, games like Guilty Gear are fuckin sick and a blast to play but for me it's gotta be offline multiplayer, or fully directed single player. Need way more directed coop games and I'm so tight that there are almost none of them being made.
Zaku Kashaku - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 17:59:40 EST ID:AWHgkYeF No.697327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Remember back in the ps2 era and before when you had a console, you put a game in and within a minute or so you were playing and enjoying your game? Now its like everything is more of a fucking hassle you have to fuck a transgender midget just to get an access code
Vyse - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 19:23:05 EST ID:B0g93OUa No.697331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Some games need or needed better pacing.

Going from high octane action to diplomacy sections or stealth or some shit is fucking jarring.

Looking at you Dragon Age Inquisition. Fuck going to the Orleasan Court.
Scott Shelby - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 19:53:38 EST ID:zzlTtF4d No.697333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel like that it's really more backlash towards the hamfisted nature of "politicizing" western video games that was happening a few years ago and it leaking to localizations. I honestly don't know how bad the problem was since I don't really keep current, but considering how anybody who's not a deranged /pol/tard is sick of politics at the moment, I honestly don't expect any bigtime developer worth their salt to blatantly pander to any side anytime soon, if ever. I'm aware of the thing with ME:A but that game has more issues than political pandering.

I never really expected localizations to be 100% perfect, not even accounting for errors that were already in the original. And I think the majority of people realize this, it's just that the more vocal purists whined while everyone else play the fucking games.
Blade & Striker - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 20:12:20 EST ID:UtPtDIV7 No.697334 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>, but considering how anybody who's not a deranged /pol/tard is sick of politics at the moment, I honestly don't expect any bigtime developer worth their salt to blatantly pander to any side anytime soon, if ever. I'm aware of the thing with ME:A but that game has more issues than political pandering.
Very true. Politics pouring into every single god damned corner of everything is fucking maddening at this point. Its gotten worse than I ever remember it being.

This whole notion that politiccs is invading all these spaces that don't need it further frustates it. Its not that devs can't have feelings and stances, but it gets tired when everything you want to play has some agenda that gets hamfisted and fed to you.

And I sure as fuck don't mind disagreeing with their ideas, but it feels like it gets pushed harder and harder in. As thought its demanding a reaction, and well I don't care, so of course just getting it thrown at me raises a reaction.

Even the last deus ex has a little bit of politicizing. And its just this era where that sort of shit breathes through the pores of everything gets me annoyed sometimes. Cause all I want really is to play. And politics feels like a stupid fucking shouting match.

I see it as a trend. I don't see how on earth it could last. But I sure as hell don't enjoy it.
Brad Vickers - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 20:51:21 EST ID:L5wlrkZL No.697336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you seriously whining about politicizing, in a Deus Ex game?
Morrigan Aensland - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 20:59:50 EST ID:C3TYSvM2 No.697338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Bought Overwatch late
>Can't get Tracer Union Jack Short Shorts skin
>Can't get Witch Mercy skin
Raiden - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 21:06:28 EST ID:+pM3+RAI No.697340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You will probably be able to get the Mercy skin around Haloween time. The Tracer skin was for the Olympics so that is probably never coming back. Or at least, not for another 3 years
Blade & Striker - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 01:14:56 EST ID:UtPtDIV7 No.697357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Its the way its handled its the attempt at staying current that bothers me more than anything. I'm well aware the series is heavy on the stuff, but there wasn't some sort of attempt to relate it to modern times so directly till now.

The analogue for those who are nanotech enchanced and regular racism isn't even a bad subject. Its just not handled that well to me. And I hate the idea of developers trying to tow the line to what's going on currently. The first deus ex is like the perfect example of how to do politics in a game.

See while the first deus ex touches on ideas of oppression and conspiracy, the way that they did this last one is much more pandering. It feels like a cynical attempt at selling copies compared to the organic storyline of the first game.

nb double post
Cole Phelps - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 01:45:49 EST ID:5welMy+g No.697358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They're planning on adding trading soon. It will make them more neoshekels to do so.
Brad Vickers - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 03:28:03 EST ID:L5wlrkZL No.697361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ah, I see where you're coming from. You're not wrong. The first Deus Ex was something that was way ahead of its time in terms of predicting things that now seem very prescient, whereas the new games (which I still loved) are less interested in predicting the future than they are in telling a more contemporary story that within the confines of the pre-existing franchise. But I don't think that the more limited narrative vision is something that they can do much about. They're very obviously restricted by what they can do, given that it's a prequel to an already established IP, and there's only so much you can do with the story to keep it feeling like it belongs in the early Deus Ex universe, without subverting the feel of the universe that was established in the original.
The Arbiter - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 12:16:15 EST ID:KfkpAi5s No.697387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i remember them saying that the events are yearly

the summer event might not be olympics themed but youll be able to get those with this years summer event
witch mercy is going to take a while tho
Imperial Guard - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 14:55:26 EST ID:3XY7QqEu No.697396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just hate Super Smash Bros Brawl and 4 for watering down things so much.
Zaku Kashaku - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 20:24:46 EST ID:AWHgkYeF No.697467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dude try project m. its a popular mod for brawl that makes the gameplay very similar to melee and brings back old left out characters like mewtwo
Yo-Yo - Wed, 29 Mar 2017 23:23:43 EST ID:zXi0T7Ul No.697471 Ignore Report Quick Reply
project m is no longer being supported and is such a fucking hassle to run on a wii u when you don't already have an old wii lying around.

However, if you can prove me wrong and direct me to some foolproof resources to make it run properly, I wouldn't hold that against you. I want to play project m but it's always been a hassle.
Lucy Stillman - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:04:57 EST ID:p3SvKEAY No.697472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Everyone but Sheik was so god damn slow in Melee though

But I don't really like the addition of Smash Orbs
Chell - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 04:01:53 EST ID:QOQ/T99J No.697480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Didn't Nintendo kill that thing stone dead?
Sabre Man - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 11:57:11 EST ID:DvDTy75x No.697496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Teammates fighting over my teleporter and shoving each other off it for minutes instead of taking turns and getting there in seconds
>Scouts, Snipers and Spies shoving Medics, Heavies and Engineers off the teleporter so they can W+M1 and die instantly on the other side
>Teleporter facing a fucking wall
How do people this stupid survive IRL?
Capt. Bannon - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:10:05 EST ID:yBicAeSy No.697526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Everyone but Sheik was so god damn slow in Melee though
Everyone in melee, literally every single character, is faster than their brawl and sm4sh counterparts. Sheik isn't even the fastest character. Falcon runs faster, falco falls faster, jigglypuff sleeps fasters, and fox is pretty much all-around faster. I'm glad we're in a agreement on smash orbs though since they water the game down more than brawl mechanics do.
I enjoyed a lot of PM to be fair, but it still doesn't hold a candle to melee. PM has better maps and more characters, but that's it.
Zaku Kashaku - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 22:05:10 EST ID:fkgkphqr No.697672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Alot of the mechanics are different. yeah its still kind of floaty, but you can crawl, wall cling, crawl attack (samus' morph ball) and it has turbo mode which is crazy. But yes, i still prefer melee and will play C.Falcon with my heart and soul till I die. That game is such a happy accident and has a legacy like no other.
Jon Irenicus - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 17:14:09 EST ID:p3SvKEAY No.697703 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Everyone in melee, literally every single character, is faster than their brawl and sm4sh counterparts.
Do you have anything to back that up? I played Melee for my entire childhood, treated that shit like an asian training with his sensei (because all asians have senseis), but when I tried going back to it, the only problem I had was that it felt so much slower to get around the map. The attacks feel faster yeah, I was mostly referring to the movement-around-the-map speed.
Jason Fleming - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 18:38:23 EST ID:LLxzNc0e No.697709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's faster because unlike brawl and smash 4 it lacks input buffering
Gordon Freeman - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:11:03 EST ID:p3SvKEAY No.697713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Faster reaction to input =/= Faster character movement
Zaku Kashaku - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 22:30:00 EST ID:fkgkphqr No.697714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
every game after melee just has watered down movement and gameplay in general. i think it has something to do with having a fair playing field for players who are using a bluetooth controller
Ryu Hayabusa - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 23:13:53 EST ID:u6LejkNv No.697719 Ignore Report Quick Reply

While I will also provide evidence, all you really need to do is watch high level play in both games. Hell, just watch this:


Not only did sakurai slow down the frame data for the majority of the cast in subsequent games, but he also made the games much more forgiving causing the pacing of the games to be slower. In sm4sh also, it is not unusual to get to high percents that are rare in melee like 300%. All of this leads to longer stocks. But that's not really what you wanted, right? In terms of raw speed, the ability in melee to "cancel" various moments of lag through advanced techniques allows players to move at speeds that make newer titles looks as through dashing (running) were removed all together.

As someone else pointed out, Brawl and Sm4sh have input buffering, which allow you to press buttons at the wrong time and still succeed in hitting frame windows. It takes the finesse out of the game and dulls your abilities, which is why melee will feel clunky and awkward when coming from the newer games (however, the buffer does make the game more accessible).

This is the truth unfortunately. Sakurai has largely rejected competetive smash, sometimes aggressively, like when melee was pulled from Evo (I think it was Evo) so as not to compete with Brawl. Sakurai's future games are a rejection of his greatest accomplishment and an attempt to strip out anything that is not easily learned.

If you're curious about this strange thing called melee, consider watching the melee documentary. It's an amateur documentary split into 9 parts that details the history of the game, the greatest smashers, and the culture that has grown around it. You can find it on YT.
Hwoarang - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 10:13:46 EST ID:mQ9cgA66 No.697743 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I just wanna punch a lot of gamers in the face. The anonymity of video gaming online has given them far more balls than they rightly deserve, and I'd love to knock many of them down a peg just to give them a sense of order in the world. I'm 25 and when I play video games with other mid-20's folk who are fucking juvenile I just want to smack the fucking Affluenza right out of their fat bodies.
Ecco the Dolphin - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 10:31:24 EST ID:pGf9NcTG No.697745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I actually did this once. I have this annual smash event, and this 18 year old shows up talking shit to everyone. Ended up punching him in the belly, and then he puked for the rest of the night. Feels ambivalent man.
Hwoarang - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 10:59:12 EST ID:mQ9cgA66 No.697746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol nice. What exactly happened that made you punch him in the gut? Was he like getting in your face?

I was at Otakon this past year (I've gone like 12 years in a row now) and I was in line for Tekken 6 and this guy in front of me clearly was super-duper-hyped to get to play. But when he lost, he super-duper-hyped demanded a second game, and just sat there like it was cool. So I say to him from behind him, 'What, you just think you deserve to play more than the rest of us in line?'. He didn't really reply and just kept acting like he was about to start another match, so I put my hand on his shoulder and I said to him, 'get up.' He finally turned around, caught my stare, and then got up. I don't really remember what he said, I wasn't listening.

I don't wanna come across as hostile, which I guess I have a tendency to do, I just wanted to make sure that the rules of basic decency were upheld; winner stays, loser leaves, everybody gets to play if they wait their turn.

People seem to think I'm like this intense and hostile guy but really I'm just super chill, I'm just extremely blunt. If someone's trying to get away with some bullshit, I'll call them out on it and make sure it doesn't fly, by gentle force if necessary. Like I wouldn't have started a fight over a Tekken 6 match by any means, but I would have literally grabbed that controller from the kid had he not gotten up when I told him to.
Four - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 11:15:44 EST ID:GQGcpE9o No.697748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Reading stuff like this makes me glad I missed out on the Arcade era. I mean, punching someone in the stomach over a video games just sounds plain crazy. I did witness shoutmatches breaking out over Counterstrike and Quake netcafes but nothing involving physical violence
Gordon Freeman - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 15:51:38 EST ID:p3SvKEAY No.697762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>annual smash event
>Arcade era.
Gordon Freeman - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 16:18:48 EST ID:p3SvKEAY No.697764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm 21 and played Smash all through my childhood

Congratulations, you're both fucking idiots
Balrog - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 18:55:19 EST ID:LLxzNc0e No.697778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wasn't talking about character movement, when smash pros say melee is faster the input is what they are talking about

just compare average inputs per second in melee to the same in brawl or 4
Four - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 23:40:41 EST ID:GQGcpE9o No.697783 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm just saying I'm glad I missed out on Arcades because If Ecco the Dolphin is ready to punch someone over a game of smash imagine what it's like playing a real fighting game like King of Fighters in an arcade with a bunch of strangers and barely any security to keep the nation's out. Also I'm 28. My first console was the MSX and my greatest achievement in video games was finishing Gradius when I was 9
Fluke Hawkins - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 00:07:40 EST ID:zzlTtF4d No.697784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My only real arcade experience was a fun one. It was beating the Simpsons arcade game as Bart, but several people rotated as several characters so one person would be playing as Marge but they would game over, but then another person would play as Homer, etc.
Marshall Law - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:27:25 EST ID:p3SvKEAY No.697785 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Okay well when you replied to my original post

I wasn't talking about milliseconds of input lag which are equivalent for everyone playing the game when I said "except Sheik, everyone feels slower"

Which, you know, maybe would've tipped you off when I said "except Sheik."

>smash pros
I'm embarrassed on your behalf. I know a lot of people who are amazing at smash (I'm one of them, I can compete with the asians) but none of them smell enough like BO to call themselves "smash pros."
Krista Sparks - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:40:34 EST ID:L5wlrkZL No.697786 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm the same age as you and I remember arcades fondly, and shit like that never happened. You lose, you buy your opponent a slice of pizza and make a new friend, or go off and sulk by yourself like a salty bitch. By your logic LANs and modern tourneys should be blood baths because you're confusing toxic pseudo-anonymous online competitive culture with real life. That's fucking dumb bro.
Four - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 02:20:51 EST ID:z/Jm8zlp No.697789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is it? It's the impression I'm getting. People seem to take their fighting games way too seriously to the point where they get into fights over it. I've watched a couple of the modern tourneys organized before esport were a big thing and had all the money from streaming and official teams and I gotta say, I really don't want to be anywhere near those people. The fighting community got a reputation for being toxic. A fighting game club of sort opened about 2 years ago where I live and I've been told it had to close down cause autistic kids had to share the consoles and started to get into actual fight with each other. And like I said, I've been to netcafes and people got into shout matches and some threats here and there over CS and QA but never like Ecco punching a guy in the stomach. I'm kinda surprised he wasn't arrested for it. I probably would've stuck to Metal Slug and House of the dead but stayed away from the fighting games.
Brucie Kibbutz - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 10:24:52 EST ID:pGf9NcTG No.697803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Since you asked, I'll give the details.
I think some people have the wrong idea about this whole thing. This was an event where copious amounts of drugs were being consumed. Everyone was drunk and high. Everyone that I had invited was a personal friend of mine, except for this 18 year old (only underage person there), and he talked shit to everyone the whole time (he also won every single game he played and even won the late night tourny between rounds of puking- he's 75th in the world so it was actually pretty cool).

He had the wrong vibe about him though, acting like a sober kid at a legitimate tournament, so someone had to set him straight. He took it way too seriously and, after hours of shit talking, ended up offending some of the guests. A few people approached me about it, and I said I'd take care of it (I'm rarely violent, but this time I was drunk). I went outside with him, and he kept talking shit, so I got in his shit, but he didn't back down, so I pressed B in my mind, and his shield collapsed against the fury of my warlock punch. Then he started puking.

Trust me that I would never hit someone over most anything most of the time, but when I'm trying to get high and win a few nod-stocks, and my guests are getting salted because some mouthy teen showed up, I gotta take action.

There's nothing embarrassing about citing professional smashers. That kid in my story was a pro, and it was obvious. Watching him felt like I was watching Mango or PPMD.

Here's another story for anyone who made it this far. We're freshman in college, someone has a wii, and we're discovering smash via Brawl (which is fairly new at the time). My roommate, a large man's-man-kinda-guy named Ted, plays Olimar, Mario, Mr. Game, and ROB. My other roommate, a skinny druggie-type who we'll call Legoman, plays kirby and jigglypuff. Anyway, I'm asleep early, as usual, but they're up getting in some heated 1v1s in the other room. Suddenly, I'm woken up by a shouting match. I get out of bed to see what's wrong, and I find them out in the hallway insulting each other's characters:
>lego: dash attack
>ted: shield, wavedash back, jab combo (the gentleman specifically)
>lego: dashdance back, FALCON-
>ted: *spirals down to the ground, is motionless*

Now text might give you one impression, but really these two were best of friends, and just loved taking things as far as they could. Everyone that observed it in the hallway thought they were really pissed at each other, and maybe they were, but it was still sort of a joke, even though lego through his hardest punch at Ted's face (left a nasty mark and they wrestled on the ground after). It was one of the funniest things I've ever beheld regarding smash. Two people publicly arguing and fighting over the merits (and in puff's case, attractiveness) of different characters.
Marshall Law - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 16:14:07 EST ID:p3SvKEAY No.697824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>There's nothing embarrassing about citing professional smashers.
It was more the fact that you called them "smash pros"

If that was an UNINTENTIONALLY cringey play on "smash bros" then I apologize and revoke my harsh words.
AssPanda - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 18:57:04 EST ID:Ri7RRzK4 No.697891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cannot fuckin stand CoD. Same fucking game every year with different textures, more lasers, some new fucking half-arsed gimmick and a storyline straight out of one of michael bay's least favourite wet dreams.
Also, fifa. Do I even need to say anything
Literally, LITERALLY, without exaggeration, the same fucking game it has been forever.
"New FIFA 23! Now with... uhh..."
>spins wheel
"Greener grass! And... uhh...
"Retextured footballs! And.. and..."
>spin once more, but interrupted with a wad of cash and a note
"A black guy!"

People throwing their cash at EA for a buggy shitfest
exactly the same as the others...
Machine Gun Willy - Sat, 03 Jun 2017 20:48:38 EST ID:0rMSRsZz No.701576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
CoD casualisation is the worst
Dandril Nose - Sun, 04 Jun 2017 15:02:23 EST ID:YAhBwRfb No.701620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oddly enough the only way CoD is a fun game is when its not Co


Only decent CoD-titles were CoD 1 & 2 (you know, the ones back in WW2)!
Garcia Hotspur - Sun, 04 Jun 2017 20:28:55 EST ID:lZD/4X8G No.701633 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Responding to an ancient post that's a response to one of my ancient posts... but I'll do a little Segway here because the LotR game "shadow of war" is coming out. The Witcher 3's combat uses a (I could be wrong with the term here) "soft lock targeting stystem". Your always locking on to someone whether you like it or not. Say what you will about DS clunkiness but your always in full control of your character. This might work in Batman or something but It becomes a real pain in the ass when you start using bombs and trying to ignite said bombs with Igni. So it plays like Batman or Assasins creed but the system is over all going to be rougher because it's an open world game. I've sort of made my peace with The Witcher 3 lol it is an amazing game but the combat did drag the experience down for a me. I'm not just shitting on it because "YAY, TEAM DARK SOULS", I shit on it ... because I care.

It seems most AAA games that feature melee combat use this system and that kind of sucks IMO. This new LotR game looks cool but I'm pretty hesitant to play it knowing it uses this. The game I'm really worried will use this is the new Spiderman game.

On an unrelated hate subject, does anyone want to discuss how terrible the "Marvel Vs Capcom" Infinite leaked roster is? Fucking Marvel... Fucking Capcom...
HK-47 - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 03:11:23 EST ID:GXmxqc72 No.701641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The plot holes in Persona 5 are fucking ridiculous. Game is going great until HUGE SPOILERS they decide to make Akechi the bad guy because he seems the least likely. The whole game Yusuke was obviously supposed to be it until they realized it was too obvious. I'll give them that the scene they niggered in with the pancakes almost worked, except they mentioned pancakes several times anyways IIRC. Besides that, the reveal was so stupid I didn't even realize the plot holes were that bad until the one-liners explanations in the room. They felt a need to put those characters there to talk to because of how fucking stupid it was to make Akechi the bad guy. They also accidentally pointed out you're supposed to voice-activate the Nav which means the whole thing was even more retarded because of the phone. But bookmark! What fucking bookmark? You still would have to click the fucking thing and his phone was locked! There are even more plot holes like when you kill someone in the Metaverse they get the shutdown syndrome but MC suffers absolutely no effect. The best option would be to have him grab his phone. There are even more that I'm forgetting! They really pulled the climax out of their ass, which sucks because the rest of the game is awesome save the repetition.

Now on to the final month where I hope I can work up Haru's Confidant level. For Baton Pass because I'm doing a no-spoiler run and might need her. A shit ton of crap better carry over to NG+ because I feel the need to play on Merciless eventually just to show this game I'm boss.

And how the fuck do I fuse Alice already
Four - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 03:39:37 EST ID:9E7TQkc7 No.701642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alice is death's last persona. Shes overpowered as fuck.
E. Honda - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 20:34:43 EST ID:GXmxqc72 No.701686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I maxed death and strength but can't fucking find a fusion and now I'm broke. Level?
Scott Shelby - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 18:38:14 EST ID:E6ISO3VB No.701832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shields are the cancer of Armored Core Verdict Day.
Sabrewulf - Sat, 10 Jun 2017 22:33:28 EST ID:0rMSRsZz No.702012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This with armor... why?
Solid Snake - Mon, 12 Jun 2017 03:07:31 EST ID:YEfdGvjp No.702103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Companies that get lazy with their franchises irk me
Gitaroo-Man - Mon, 12 Jun 2017 03:21:05 EST ID:zRMIfnL5 No.702104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dragonball fighter z is made by arc systems works (guilty gear, blazblue)

not capcom?
Gitaroo-Man - Mon, 12 Jun 2017 03:22:09 EST ID:zRMIfnL5 No.702105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
meant to respnod to >>702103
Brad Vickers - Mon, 12 Jun 2017 03:44:28 EST ID:Lb4g6S9v No.702108 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah... VS series is by Capcom but Mv Infinite looks so bad that Capcom lost it. (That's the joke)
Mia Fey - Mon, 12 Jun 2017 18:09:48 EST ID:eWDwPAGE No.702153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Quake Champions is absolute fucking trash.

I decided to try it because I'm not sure the latest UT game is ever gonna be finished and right now nobody's fuckin' playing it, and wow. All I could think while playing QC was "I wish I was playing UT".
Four - Tue, 13 Jun 2017 05:47:06 EST ID:h5k927Om No.702205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Meh. People Hated Quake Arena before and after its release but now everyone treats it like its the perfect Game. You will always get that kind of response from Communities that are as elitist and toxic as the Quake scene. UT will always be the better game though.
Companion Cube - Tue, 13 Jun 2017 11:01:12 EST ID:FBmSejPL No.702216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate projectile spam in Injustice 1, and I hate anybody who defends it. "Get gud" is not an argument. "It's a part of the game" is not an argument. There's a right way and a wrong way to put zoning mechanics in a fighting game; in a classic like Garou: Mark Of The Wolves, keeping your opponent at a distance is a challenge just as much as approaching. In Injustice, one person mindlessly spamming a ranged attack means the other person has to do go through a tedious chore of dashing, blocking and ducking that sucks the fun and energy from the match. Unless you play one of the characters that make projectiles completely trivial.

Basically what I'm saying is, if you like zoning in Injustice you like bad gameplay.
Guan Yu - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 05:02:14 EST ID:oRQxHQIw No.702441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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When a fan makes a better looking character than the official one, it kills me. Fan's edit are on the right.
Soki - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 05:05:47 EST ID:XGBaSUXt No.702443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
non-edit dante looks like one of those faces of meth billboards.
K. K. Slider - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 06:38:17 EST ID:hmHfJvn7 No.702452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fucking Bloodborne. I refuse to play this game for like a week because I clipped into a wall and got killed by some PISS OGRE. There really should be an easy mode in the From games dammit, I just want to enjoy the story I don't want another Demon's Souls broken controller party just to find some faint religious dialogue sparced between the cast-aside joysticks
Archangel Tyrael - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 07:10:48 EST ID:bFOrcVZt No.702454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>He wants an easy mode
>He just wants to enjoy the story
Then just watch a lore video on youtube.
Or not smoke prior to playing a game that requires quick thinking and constant spacial awareness.
Gordon Freeman - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 08:11:21 EST ID:h3+HyI// No.702455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Git fucking gud. Yeah thats a shit joke at this point but do it. That's the whole point of these games. Or play babby simulator 2017
Four - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 08:21:56 EST ID:m6Be98oQ No.702457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you think you've got mad skills cause you play derp souls you aint got shit. Its all about memorizing patterns and maps. Just keep trying until you get used to the enemies and its a cake walk. Some people dont have the patience or dont understand that they have to keep playing after dying, especially since in most cases it feels like there was no way for you to predict the mob will behave that way unless you've already encounted him. Enemies should have a window where you can adapt to them but still keep you on the edge of your seat, from software punishes you on the first encounter but its easy after you memorize their attack patterns. Hence why its called artificial difficulty.
Kung Lao - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 08:56:55 EST ID:lVtHNYSi No.702460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah plus I already did this once with Demon's Souls and I'm not in the mood for doing it without a fucking shield. The shield made it so much easier to find an attack pattern and just fuck why do I have to explain myself? I want a fucking easy mode big fucking deal
Four - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 09:04:49 EST ID:c7kJ2HCY No.702462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you want eaay mode just grind souls and keep leveling up until to can survive multiple hits in a row. Thats probably the only way. Players dont get better at the game later on they just have higher endurance and health which made the game less punishing when you actually fuck up, which im sure is just as much as when they started the game.
Soki - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 11:19:27 EST ID:XGBaSUXt No.702464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
grinding really trivializes the difficulty of most action-rpgs if they make it feasible to do so.
Cervantes de León - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 12:21:08 EST ID:Hsir/awl No.702465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tripping on some L later, recommended games to play?
Was thinking about: Everspace, Ori and the Blind Forest, Persona 5, Shadow of the Colossus, Wipeout games, Audiosurf.
Snow Villiers - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 13:07:59 EST ID:MsdQNYRp No.702466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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