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Kingdom Come Deliverance by Seath the Scaleless - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 06:45:48 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.714046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Is anyone else kind of excited for this? I didn't realize how much of a true roleplaying game this is trying to be. I thought it was going to be basically on rails but I've been watching a bit of dev diarys and the amount of freedom in how you can do things seems refreshing.

AI does things on its own similar to what Oblivion attempted. Apparently NPCs can be murdered by random events, even while you're asleep. You could be in the middle of a mission and decide to just leave and go do something else, and the game won't wait up. Say you were going to help siege a fort with a group of people, you could show up late and annoy them, or not show up at all and leave them to fight on their own.

You can rob houses, disguise yourself as different factions, be a pacifist. I'm trying to not watch too much gameplay and just go into it without a lot of hype. It might be not be the best game but I love what they're going for and theyre getting my money.

check it out if you're into this kind of thing...7 more days til release
Zoe Castillo - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 09:16:24 EST ID:6+fbE2x6 No.714059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>TFW not holy
>>TFW not roman
>>TFW not an empire
Yoshimitsu - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 14:24:29 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
right I keep forgetting about this, looks fun but gotta see how much content it has before i buy it
Ryu Hayabusa - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 18:05:36 EST ID:PUlva/6b No.714083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just watched this
looks good, op. will download, thanks for telling me of it.

yes there are romans in it. watch that trailer linked above, 00:43
Clyde - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 18:56:00 EST ID:/GVaBAcY No.714087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is this the game that made some Kotaku asshole cry because there were no black people in it?
Rayne - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 20:51:47 EST ID:8vcVU0nM No.714097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Game looks fun. Might be worth checking out.
Meta Knight - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 10:46:49 EST ID:qDvInsPE No.714115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes this has been a long time coming so I put it out of my mind. Looks refreshing, Im liking the look of the unpredictability it may have. Will get it maybe when price goes down.
Bolozof Velasgo - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 12:20:41 EST ID:UcENjjuY No.714117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gonna wait for some reviews first for a game like this, I don't wanna relive the disaster that was Two Worlds.
Although it probably couldn't be that bad.
Ammon Jerro - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 16:04:44 EST ID:fa5wgPeb No.714123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How could it possibly be as bad as two worlds lol?
Krystal - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 21:09:28 EST ID:2uYvjUOP No.714128 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I mean you never know
Voldo - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 23:13:58 EST ID:b3zYB9tz No.714134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
By being as bad as Two Worlds?

I mean theres a fucking lot of ways.
Donkey Kong Jr. - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 00:38:49 EST ID:dHVYYeQA No.714135 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's pretty much only one way. You make Oblivion, but worse in a world nobody gives a shit about.

Okay I can see how this is definitely possible now.
Dylan Morton - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 09:59:30 EST ID:7tmkTFoA No.714147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I played the beta a bunch of months back because I backed this on KIckstarter

First off, the sword play is interesting but really fucking frustrating and un-intuitive. It uses a dial system for direction of attacks and combos and while it is pretty satisfying to pull off, it was a huge pain in the ass to get a hang of. I understand they are going for full realism when it comes to sword fights and that's admirable, but it seemed that by going 100mph in the direction of Realismville they forgot to get gas at Funtown.
The game was beautiful and had a unique style going for it by being a period-piece, but man at least in the beta the world itself was boring as fuck. There isn't much to do and the few quests I was able to play were so devoid of fun that it just felt like a slog
The dialogue was painfully bad, the inventory system is confusing, and the animations of the NPC's were extremely wooden.

This is the ARMA of medieval games. I'm sure there's a market for that. But I sure am not a customer.
Dr. Neo Cortex - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 14:15:06 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.714155 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The beta definitely looks bad, but the game has changed pretty drastically since beta. That beta came out around 2 years ago if I remember correctly. I actually was completely going to pass on this game based on what I had seen, and then realized the recent dev diarys are looking pretty good.
Shy Guy - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 13:54:23 EST ID:7tmkTFoA No.714401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This game is actually pretty good
Glass Joe - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 00:39:44 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.714424 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So far it's pretty clunky and some of the voice acting is awkward, but I gotta be honest I'm really enjoying it and I'm about 4 hours in.

For some reason I'm actually interested in the story so far. Normally these RPGs lose me and I zone out during cutscenes.

Definitely not going to be everyones cup of tea, it's very lacking in ways that AAA titles are strong, but has nice little details that you don't often see in bigger titles. Also pretty tough to run, I have a lot of settings turned down but it still looks nice.
Dhalsim - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 13:30:17 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714461 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Also pretty tough to run, I have a lot of settings turned down but it still looks nice.

Yeah, that's my biggest gripe with the game. I got stuttering and random FPS drops, and my computer sounds like a plane taking off. And my rig isn't a potato exactly. Hopefully they'll optimize things as the patches rolls out.

But beyond that, and the jankyness of it all, it's a damn gem we're talking about here. You can roleplay and immerse yourself like there's no outside world anymore.

Also this game has a beautiful world map, so there's that.
Jack Carver - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 13:40:41 EST ID:8NuGb901 No.714463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ah, maybe this unique save system will help me overcome my perennial savescumming issue and allow me to roleplay a flawed hero who has to think his way out of unlucky situations
*fails lockpicking once*
Dhalsim - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 14:05:17 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714465 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Don't do it!
ToeJam & Earl - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 15:36:56 EST ID:An8kNAhA No.714467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can't wait for the crucifixion mods to come out.
Jack Carver - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 17:40:47 EST ID:8NuGb901 No.714475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Too late, I've already devirginized myself. I don't have time for that shit

Although I will say, I think the writing is a bit bland but otherwise this feels like something I'd be playing all day everyday for like a month if I didn't have anything else to do. I extremely dig the grounded, down-to-earth feel, the simulation/survival elements (especially quality and cleanliness of your clothes affecting your charisma), and all the cool aesthetic touches in the map and UI. Reminds me weirdly of like a Witcher/Mount & Blade crossover in a lot of ways. Plus I think I'm still in the prologue so I'm sure it'll keep opening up.

But right now I can't keep repeating the same twenty minutes because I'm still terrible at the combat and/or obsessive-compulsive
Sander Cohen - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 18:04:56 EST ID:9/za0Dem No.714476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What the fuck is the deal with the name of the game though? Kingdom cum? Really? Am I the only one who finds the name really stupid?
Dhalsim - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 18:14:11 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's because the rightful king is abducted, and the game is about saving him and thus the kingdom of Bohemia. Duh.
Starfy - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 22:18:59 EST ID:7tmkTFoA No.714487 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I for one am happy this game is being received positively because I am 10 hours in and I am really enjoying it, and my GOTY so far.
The story is surprisingly captivating, I am super intrigued by the politics and world building of the game and I dig the main character and his story arc a lot. Voice acting is quite good too, by most everyone in the cast.
It's immersive as fuck, and you will find yourself lost in a world hundreds of years in the past relatively easily. I haven't found myself truly immersed like this by a game in years, and it feels great to get off work and just throw myself in the 1400's like I found a time machine. It's really fun and really easy to actually roleplay in Kingdom Come as doing things like eating, sleeping, and being well rested are game mechanics and not just things that autists do.
Combat. Oh boy. This is where the game shines. You can't just start the game and start killing knights. You will get your shit kicked in. You have to practice, because the combat system is as realistic as sword combat has ever come in a video game. It's something that will take time to get good at, and A LOT of time to master.

It's a solid 9/10 from me, and Im happy I backed it on kickstarter all those years back. It has its fair share of bugs, similar to other huge open world games, but it feels like a combination of The Witcher series/Skyrim/and Mount and Blade
Truly a gem people
Joe Higashi - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 02:33:04 EST ID:CNGyW/Rt No.714496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hope they release dev tools, this could be as good as Skyrim for mods and user-made content.
Joe Higashi - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 02:59:03 EST ID:CNGyW/Rt No.714497 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It took Cohh 3 hours and twenty minutes to get to the opening credits, and he wasn't even exploring or dawdling.
Matt Baker - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 08:40:05 EST ID:J9uwQML+ No.714514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Play in German with english subs for max fun.
Matt Baker - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 08:40:05 EST ID:J9uwQML+ No.714515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Play in German with english subs for max fun.
E. Honda - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 09:34:46 EST ID:SxzIUPi3 No.714517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yo the bugs in this game are HILARIOUS. But I was muy upset when I fucking gained 10 levels fighting that barbarian with his club but when his health reaches 0 he doesn’t die. I had to restart my fucking game and lose all of it, and then when I retried that fight it was over in like 5 seconds as I got my shit pushed in and then queu the cinematic where I get bashed.
Vincent Valentine - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 12:57:21 EST ID:5AZMSKng No.714524 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Damn you beat him? That dude crushed me in seconds
Mappy - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 14:22:43 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This game, man. Alchemy is an actual activity/game and not just a static table your character performs animations at. Your speech skill increases simply by talking, and not just on speech checks. You have to launder your clothes regularly, or high-status people will look down upon you.

There's so many little things going on here, the devs really poured their love into this game. You don't see that very often anymore.


I think you're meant to get rekt there. It's kinda significant down the main quest line.
Akuma - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 15:11:51 EST ID:CIy6kO8J No.714531 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn’t say I beat him. I thought I was beating him, until I noticed that his attacks couldn’t hurt me. I thought I was just good at dodging. Turned out his swings literally did 0 damage to me. And when his health reached 0, he just kept swinging. It was a waste of 15 minutes.
Kintaro - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 16:12:58 EST ID:4x80DEg5 No.714539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Game is a lot of fun.

I choked out the son of that german fuck who was talking shit about the rightful king then robbed their house. They had some nice loot, but its all marked as "stolen in skalitz".

I just got to Talmberg and I'm wondering if I can wear this stuff without getting nabbed by the law now that Everyone who would recognize it as stolen is dead .
Mappy - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 16:39:35 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714543 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Don't worry. As long as you don't try to sell/repair it you should be safe. The guards pat you down rarely anyways.

On that note, I just spent over an hour identifying bird songs to trap some escaped nightingales. Before I turned that quest in however, I thought it would be a good idea to get some equipment repaired. Turned out that the shopkeeper recognized the gambeson I wanted repaired as stolen, and called the guards. And just like that, my last hours in the game was forfeit, cause fuck if I'm going to spend time in jail or the pillory.
Dr. Eggman - Fri, 16 Feb 2018 16:47:42 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh man, fighting two people at once is so fucking aggravating. Fucking peasants don't know no honor.
Sniper Wolf - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 10:36:52 EST ID:zOYqth6l No.714647 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Fucking peasants don't know no honor.
Fucking lold.
Bonks - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 10:51:59 EST ID:8NuGb901 No.714648 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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guFnick sasapent nodt wonk on dearnig
Abe - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 13:39:22 EST ID:I1BB133O No.714651 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ooh, Brian Blessed did VA work on this! Fucking sold.
Mankar Camoran - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 13:47:59 EST ID:/NIEUwjV No.714652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So im seeing bitching and moaning because of this games treatment of women.

So whats the deal, are women basically just fuck toys like they are in The Witcher? If so then sign me up.
Kraid - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 14:32:24 EST ID:hmCdbyfX No.714653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's not because women are fucktoys.

It's because Geralt is a big fat Mary Sue.
Alyx Vance - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:15:02 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714654 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This fucking priest, man. The quest related to him is the best I've seen in an RPG for years, if ever. It actually beats Witcher level goodness. If only the priest of my childhood church was like him, I'd still be a Christian.

Without spoiling too much, through that quest I leveled up my Drinking skill twice, and now has a perk that allows me to tolerate beer 50% better.
I mean, the fact that the game has a drinking skill sounds silly at first, but the execution is fucking genius. The skill's perks can give you buffs like better archery when inebriated, which means you can actually make a viable alcoholic-build in this game.

Considering how alcohol was handled culturally in the past, it really makes sense in a historical game like this one too. Some European countries had laws requiring farmers to brew a certain amount each year, and often alcoholic drinks were the safest source of water you could get thanks to brewing/distilling.


And yeah, on the topic of skills, the reading skill my dudes. Once you learn to read, the words in books will become eligible but not properly spelled. As you increase the reading skill, the words becomes spelled more and more correctly. Your speed and efficiency at learning from books also increases, and skill books are paramount mid-late game.


Eh where? Sound like some lame ass revisionist bullshit where you can't make historically accurate media because it's not in line with modern ideals.
Barry Burton - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 16:51:17 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714658 Ignore Report Quick Reply
finally got paid and picked it up
waiting for it to install right now
fuuuck i cant wait tto play it looks amazing and this thread has only made it sound better
Sly Cooper - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 17:15:48 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.714662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is this game really such a fuck up? I'm seeing a lot of negative opinions
Barry Burton - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 17:24:15 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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still waiting on the million gb update but from the complaints I've seen its a hardcore mode only game, you can only save at certain times/ with certain items. you are not a hero and will get your ass kicked if you initiate combat without learning it properly.
and the complainers want a more hacknslash game
but I've yet to play it so idontfuckingknow
Alyx Vance - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 17:51:03 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Barry Burton is right. This game is getting hate because of kids expecting AAA andl Skyrim without magic.

It's not.

It is a great af historical game, with a grounded plot and believable gameplay. It's a slow burner, for example one of the early quests makes you go out to hunt with the local lord heir. I spent almost two hours hunting rabbits in the woods before the game told me to go back to camp.

Not for everyone. This game is its own thing, it tries to be as grounded as possible. The comparisons usually made makes it no justice.
Minsc - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 18:53:47 EST ID:ww7LjNHc No.714667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I have to second the priest and the whole event being amazing.

I've rarely as immersed in a game as I am in this one, it's great. But yeah it's probably not for everyone especially if you're idea of an RPG is Skyrim and never played hard games with heavy RPG mechanics before.
Minsc - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 18:55:45 EST ID:ww7LjNHc No.714668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>you're idea
your. nb.
Kilik - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 19:22:02 EST ID:7tmkTFoA No.714669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man you guys have me stoked, I met the priest and I have to meet him at the tavern. Can't wait to play again

I have not been this immersed in a character in a world in a video game like this in a decade
Raiden - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 22:18:19 EST ID:4xQxyX9a No.714674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Eh where? Sound like some lame ass revisionist bullshit where you can't make historically accurate media because it's not in line with modern ideals.

i read a thing where apparently (i didn't actually go search it out myself because people being super upset over video games is something i don't give a fuck about), some folks were calling the game racist because there's like no black people.

I mean I'm not a historian but I don't think Bohemia in the whatever-hundreds exactly had a booming black population.
Mokujin - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 22:18:38 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
keep getting killed by kunesh and/or the guards on the first part of the first quest 10/10
Raiden - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 22:45:15 EST ID:4xQxyX9a No.714676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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They are. The dudes who were working on the game of thrones mod for Total War: Atillia just recently said that they were giving up on that because it's basically impossible to do with what CA gives modders to work with, and instead they're starting one for this game.

I mean I don't know if they're actually putting out the dev kit but they're supporting modding and apparently they're doing a good enough job.

nb dp
Kirby - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 23:22:16 EST ID:VQ1krJPE No.714677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Suck at fighting much?
Lord of Shadowgate - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 23:29:58 EST ID:8NuGb901 No.714678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I mean there were actually pretty extensive ties between Europe and north/east Africa and central Asia even during the middle ages. Plus, racial categories didn't really harden until the 17th/18th century, and there have been Christian communities in Africa for as long as there have been Christians, so it's not like it'd be patently absurd to see or be aware of non-whites in this setting. Obviously not a large, permanently established community, but a small trade diaspora in a larger city? a merchant or two? sure.

To be clear I quite like the game and really couldn't care less when like 90% of fantasy games don't have Black people, just saying. A lot of people on either side are very passionate about their ahistorical/ideological preconceptions.
Gutsman - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 23:34:58 EST ID:bmUn4xsu No.714679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That feel when you make OC, someone adds something to it to make it even better, and then you see it posted randomly
Mokujin - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 23:55:19 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
u wot
but yeah I do but I'm starting to figure it out.
I've been practicing killing chickens and cooking them, have endless food!
Spinal - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 00:03:57 EST ID:Qp43yh0P No.714682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That "criticism" was also directed at the witcher 3 when it came out, and like Bohemia, I can't imagine Poland was all that diverse way back then.

On topic, this game looks like it's right up my alley, I love some of the ideas it has as far as tying your level-up and stats to actual gameplay (like the whole illiteracy thing and how you have to dump points into reading to be able to read books), and from what you guys and some others have been saying it sounds pretty damn good. Unfortunately I tried torrenting it and playing on my laptop but it's a bit too old to run it at a playable framerate. This also doesn't seem like the kinds game you wanna play on a console, at best it's probably a slog with ridiculous loading rimes, so I'm probably gonna be awhile before I play this.
Lucas - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 00:05:55 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.714683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mind you, there were black people on south and west european courts. KCD takes place in central europe/east europe. The garbage dump of europe. So there weren't any black people there.

Besides, you can't just have a black farmer in west europe. Black europeans in medieval/renaissance times were either nobility themselves (typically displaced christian nobility after a muslim invasion - almost all current muslim areas in africa used to be christian), or were members of the court through skill and novelty. Which was a big reason for electing black people in your court, showed you had contacts all over the world to other courts.
Cranky Kong - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 07:26:18 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.714692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wow...this game. Just wow. Had gotten about 6 hours in before and then didn't play for a few days. Just put 8 hours in today.

It's really hard to explain why this game is so good, it's all these little things that sort of fall into place around 7 hours in and you go wow...this is fucking brilliant.
Navi - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 07:36:29 EST ID:R5u869Py No.714693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this looks cool but my computer is a potato and i dont got side cash to buy a xbone right now. sad times
Jack Carver - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 08:07:51 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714697 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Yeah, it's strange how it sort of clicks in your head after a few hours. Suddenly, taking a stroll through the woods and opportunistically hunting is a cool activity in itself, unlike in action focused games like Skyrim were the woods are an obstacle to rush past on the way to the next quest marker.
Navi - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 09:16:02 EST ID:R5u869Py No.714701 Ignore Report Quick Reply

one thing i started to do in skyrim that really improved my experience, is every time a npc is like "meet me over at spookybad cave" and starts running in that direction, instead of fast-travelling like a bitch, i actually run my ass there with the npc, fighting random mobs along the way. its much more satisfying and immersive to journey with them instead of just teleporting to the dungeon
Mokujin - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 13:13:49 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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so I'm a little confused with how murder works
I've killed someone and nobody knew, but then later suspicious after the body was found even though it was nowhere near me...
this isn't hit man, i can't just hide a body in a closet so how do i get away with murder exactly?
Haohmaru - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 13:49:36 EST ID:q3PN733A No.714705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Agreed, I do this as well.
Chell - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 21:11:04 EST ID:7tmkTFoA No.714728 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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10/10 would get ridiculously shitfaced with a priest and deliver a sermon hungover as shit again
Kazuya Mishima - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 00:38:23 EST ID:WKO8HbTp No.714732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pretty much sums it up. I probably played for about 12 hours today, it was fucking great. Yeah, it's janky as hell technically, but holy shit it's a good game. This is the first time in awhile that I've felt really connected to a story in a videogame, and it's not even that crazy deep or anything, the world building is just so grounded and well focused that it just fucking works. Great voice acting, good animation, interesting characters and stories that drive them, it all adds up to an extremely immersive experience. It's sort of like when I first played Skyrim except it feels real in a way (probably because it's more grounded in history than fantasy). Instead of a bunch of different magic to learn you can skill up in every day shit like drinking alcohol or hunting if you're feeling productive. The combat system is great (read: I suck at it but I love it). The speech options are a fun addition, think FO:NV sort of, I've had one interaction where my first aid skill opened up a dialogue option other than the main 3 (speech, diplomacy/noblism(?)/violence).

The performance issues are obvious, but I haven't had many issues other than the framerate and run-of-the-mill AI running into walls shit. For those who didn't figure it out you have to press and hold E to initiate pickpocketing, use S or D to scroll through your options while your time runs out, hit E to select what you're stealing, and then scroll back up to the top and hit E again to end the mini game That and lockpicking are still fucking with me hard so far, I broke multiple pick on an easy lock earlier. Maybe it's easier with a controller but holy shit is it janky with a mouse and keyboard.

I really hope people support this game. For all of its flaws, this is was a shining example of what games can be.
Kazuya Mishima - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 00:43:43 EST ID:WKO8HbTp No.714733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I know you can carry bodies, so maybe you can hide them somewhere nobody will find them? I dunno, I'm playing a virtuous boy for my first time round so I haven't had to deal with that shit, that and it's 1403 so you might just be hung for any sort of offense whether you did it or not.
Mr. Game & Watch - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 06:08:46 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.714746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I ran into a man near a field who asked me if I cared to engage in an honorable duel, with a wager on who would win. We walked out to the field l (he chased me sword drawn) and began our duel.

The fight was insanely tense, he was a skilled swordsman. He had much better armor but i was outlanding him 5 to 1. I had recently learned a master riposte from a good friend. I was going to beat him. Suddenly he lands a big blow and then lowers his weapon.

"Hahah, good fight sir. You have lost though, pay up"

>My honor is at stake, we fight to the death faggot

>slash him in the face
>he tries to return the favor, and I parry and master riposte him
>he falls to his knees and begs for mercy
>I chop him in the head again, he falls to his back
>stab him through the torso, incapacitating him, and remove my share of the wager from his pockets
>carry his body what felt like a mile out into the wilderness, have to keep stopping for breaks because I am wounded
>bring his suit of armor to an armorer and have him repair the damage

I am now a knight.
Q-Bert - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 06:52:36 EST ID:PuTUCVMn No.714747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd love to see other games made with this system in other settings, like ancient Greece or Rome, or Japan or China, or renaissance France, the Crusades, Vikings, any time and place that was sufficiently swordy.

Hey, is there sea travel or ships in this? That could be something for an update, allow you to beat the shit out of people of all lands, and most importantly, beat the shit out of pirates.

And are there any plans for multiplayer? Jousting could be such a thing.

I can't wait for high-end graphics mods like they did for Skyrim.

If people want black characters they could write Moors in, that's how they got all the black actors into The Sword And The Sorcerer.
Professor Layton - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 07:05:49 EST ID:tC5a6/i6 No.714748 Ignore Report Quick Reply


The game is set in what's now the very landlocked Czech Republic


In 1400's Bohemia? I might have my history wrong, but that seems unlikely.
Falco Lombardi - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 07:39:32 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ps4 player here, lockpicking is near impossible on ps4.
mainly because my controllers are a few years old and the response is low so it just doesn't register at all half the time.
I do believe they are working on a fix to the lockpicking though.

if you're trying to get into houses just go in during the day when they're unlocked and hide out until people sleep then kill them all
Vectorman - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 08:00:25 EST ID:bmUn4xsu No.714750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>if you're trying to get into houses just go in during the day when they're unlocked and hide out until people sleep then kill them all
Good tip. This also works IRL fwiw
Capt. Falcon - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 08:31:13 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.714752 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Holy fucking shit, you retarded wanker! In medieval times, duels were to FIRST BLOOD! You're a FUCKING MURDERER!

Duels to the death were rare and specifically announced.

You better confess to that shit in church, you wanker.
Chrono - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 08:35:54 EST ID:aBgAYqXf No.714754 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Implying infection wouldn't set in in a few days killing who ever was wounded or at the very least causing them to become an amputee to stave off the gangrene.
Sheik - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 09:12:13 EST ID:hJzV94Ty No.714756 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Not Todd - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 09:21:34 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.714757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You piece of shit motherfucker how dare you buy this instead of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ RRRRREEEEE
Gannondorf - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 10:20:12 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>People killed
>Cumans killed

>Cumans aren't people.

I finally get why this game got flak for being racist, now.
Gitaroo-Man - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 10:53:40 EST ID:NCHcarTd No.714759 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Next year's E3 - Skyrim literal limited edition, experience the classic as it was upon release; downgraded graphics, glitches, crashes, bugs etc. After all, seven years later and people are still playing Skyrim.
Alexandra Roivas - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 11:03:24 EST ID:ceKLjIYC No.714760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kinda fucked up if it was done on purpose and not some translation error?
Princess Daisy - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 11:21:15 EST ID:I8yhSKEM No.714762 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pyrrha Alexandra - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 11:35:15 EST ID:Qp43yh0P No.714763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think you accidentally added a '20' to your url there, friend.
Princess Daisy - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 12:38:02 EST ID:I8yhSKEM No.714764 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you need to relax or you'll be dead of a heart attack by 35
Aeries Gainsborough - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 13:17:52 EST ID:6Y8otqet No.714765 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should be careful you don't accidentally touch that razor sharp edge and bleed out in the mean time.
Falco Lombardi - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 13:20:53 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I Guess some people hate me for all the murders even though nobody saw a thing.
any tips on getting rep back? everybody wants like 250 groshens just to talk to them
Gannondorf - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 13:51:13 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714768 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What, you think you can be a murderous asshole in this game and get away without consequences?
Penelo - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 13:51:20 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.714769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'll admit I had to google cumans because I didn't know what it was.

Wow, okay...
Falco Lombardi - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 13:59:59 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought if corpses just showed up with no obvious connection to me I would have far less consequences. so do you have any tips on how to get your rep back up?
Gannondorf - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 14:44:25 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714771 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Do quests/activities and give alms to beggars.
Falco Lombardi - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 14:55:09 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714772 Ignore Report Quick Reply
but how do you give alms? I keep trying but I have no option to do anything but ask them about life
Gannondorf - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 15:02:46 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714773 Ignore Report Quick Reply

They're usually random encounters on the roads. For some reason you can't tip the beggars in towns.
Falco Lombardi - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 15:04:00 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ok that makes more sense. thanks for that. I've been googling for like 2 hours how to give alms with no luck nb cause spamming
Mr. Game & Watch - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 18:09:25 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.714778 Ignore Report Quick Reply

But I had slashed him multiple times and saw blood, and then he declares me the loser? He was a swindler! The roads are better off without him.
Gannondorf - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 18:29:42 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714780 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jesus christ, this wizard charlatan. He sells unicorn powder and other 'remedies', claims to know white magic and divination, and now I'm his apprentice because he saw me in a dream.
Dr. Wily - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 18:48:27 EST ID:xBWCO3in No.714781 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should kill him and steal his Unicorn Powder, which is probably coke.
Ridley - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 21:31:43 EST ID:b3zYB9tz No.714784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If he has coke at that time and place in history, then he IS a wizard.
Servbot - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 00:24:09 EST ID:WKO8HbTp No.714788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>doing the birb quest
>ambushed on the road twice, died both times
>third time nothings there
>running around listening for birbs, run into a bandit camp
>escape by the skin of my teeth after killing 2 melee and 1 archer
>1 more asleep(wtf?!) and 1 other archer who didn't agro, kill both
>mfw just bought a shield and survived that shit

This game is great.
Cheetahmen - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 18:00:27 EST ID:I+d0TStq No.714826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Anyone have this on PS4? Looks fun
Enoch - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 18:34:48 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah man its a blast.
Agent 47 - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 21:29:46 EST ID:bhKc7Y2A No.714830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't think it will run on my laptop :(
Frank Fontaine - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 22:45:03 EST ID:+neHwTi/ No.714832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Would you say its worth $60? Im thinking about getting it, but it also seems like a game that will be half off in 6 months.
Kolyat Krios - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 23:29:22 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you got the money to spare and 60 bucks isn't life or death then yea its worth it. but at the same time, it will probably go on sale in 6 months so theres that.
Mark Sheppard - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 00:14:16 EST ID:WKO8HbTp No.714834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's worth it even if it is janky (on PC). The story is good and very immersive, honestly it's much more engrossing that Skyrim was on release if that gives you any indiction of how fun it is.
Frank Fontaine - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 00:33:27 EST ID:+neHwTi/ No.714836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Im one of the people that like Morrowind and Oblivion more than Skyrim so thats not really a good comparison. How long is it? Does it have newgame plus? I kinda value games by dollar per hour, if im going to pay 60 bucks, I better get at least 60 hours of enjoyment. I don't really care about story, im a fan of the Tales of series simply because the gameplay fun. It's made by deep silver though right? The guys who made the risen series? Im a fan of those games. But Im doubting the storys good in Kindom Come, risens was terrible
Kolyat Krios - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 01:18:18 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.714837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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the story is great. I've put in 14 hrs so far and I just got my first horse and learned to read (albeit terribly)
there is no newgame plus, its not designed for that.
i don't doubt you could get at least 100 hours of fun/rage from the game so far. I spent 2 hours hunting birds, then died and spend another hour redoing it.
such is life in bohemia
Dark Link - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 03:39:05 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.714841 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm at around 26 hours or so and I haven't even discovered all the towns and I'm barely into the main story. I have temporarily retired my sword and am spending my days reading books by day and pickpocketing drunkards at night for money to buy food. I'm getting pretty good at pick pocketing. And my reading skills have earned me some cool perks.

You will very easily get 60 hours if you like to immerse yourself and enjoy the little details. The combat is actually quite interesting, it seems too clunky when you suck at it but it's actually pretty intense when you get the hang of it.

I can't imagine playing it on console though, the thought of using a controller sounds bad and the performance must be rough.
Pinky - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 04:16:34 EST ID:Et+8TGoZ No.714842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's so fucking satisfying to use a bow in this. It's especially effective from horse back for hit and run tactics. I'm working on a stealth set now, gotta try those stealth kill moves with a dagger.
Pinky - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 04:27:37 EST ID:Et+8TGoZ No.714843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>60 hours
Easy. I probably haven't even finished 20% of the main story yet, there are so many things to do and it's super easy to get immersed and sucked into the world.
Like the people above me pointed out the story is also really good and engaging and it's developed by "Warhorse" (Deep Silver are only publishers just as they were for Risen, Piranha Bytes developed it)
Capt. Olimar - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 05:36:32 EST ID:IQhOdK1J No.714844 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Does it actually feel like using a bow? I've always avoided bows in most RPGs because it just turns into a game of "shoot this guy 30 times while backpeddling". If you shoot someone in the head, do they die?
Mark Sheppard - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 06:53:46 EST ID:WKO8HbTp No.714845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think it's pretty realistic. You can release the arrow at any draw point and there is no aiming assistance (the crosshair disappears when you pull out your bow), so it can be tough to hit a moving enemy, but that makes it even more satisfying when you do. I'm not sure if a headshot would one-shot-kill any enemy, but I do know that enemies will charge you if you try to kite them and shit.
Dr. Nefarious - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 08:00:06 EST ID:xwLFJYi/ No.714846 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Headshots are usually lethal if the foe wears shitty or no head armor. I won the first boss duel by scoring one lucky shot to his face at max HP. And he's no pushover in melee.
Little Mac - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 08:40:46 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.714848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So KCD prides itself on realism... what's the range on bow-and-arrow? Because they should basically be like shotguns. Good to close a distance, but certainly not a sniper rifle. Bows get absurdly inaccurate beyond a certain range (determined by your muscle strength and expertise). Just look at Olympic archers. They're the BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST and even they shoot pretty close to the targets.

Because bows aren't really solo-weapons, they're designed to be used together with your 200 other bow friends with bows.
Dr. Nefarious - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 08:54:15 EST ID:xwLFJYi/ No.714849 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Reliably accurate up to around 10-15m if you're somewhat skilled I guess. I guess if you git good that range can increase considerably, but I've noticed that wind can fuck up the trajectory at range.

However, this really depends on your level in archery as below lvl5 your hand shakes a lot when keeping the bow drawn.
Blinky - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 17:53:33 EST ID:iqzqFRmn No.714859 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Depends on armor, archery skill, bow, and what arrow you're using. An unarmored person can easily go down from 1 arrow to the chest.
Miles Tails Prower - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 23:40:39 EST ID:ThM6oM3j No.714872 Ignore Report Quick Reply
VICE aren't covering this game because they say it's racist and sexist...
Zhang Jiao - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 23:44:04 EST ID:+419YK2/ No.714873 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Isn't Vice Waypoint basically Polygon East?
Gary Oak - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 23:56:37 EST ID:I45EVjDh No.714874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm sure it's just because they're too busy doing damage control from all the rapists they employed.
Kabal - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 01:01:37 EST ID:i6O9bxQZ No.714877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Vice says a lot of stupid shit.
Frank Fontaine - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 01:44:55 EST ID:iA8FED4f No.714878 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you ever plan to release anything ever, stop shitposting on Twitter yesterday.
If you think SJWs are annoying, you're racisttransitive property or some shit
Ecco the Dolphin - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 03:35:17 EST ID:QGNOrO1V No.714884 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I played the game for like 11 hours. One thing to know going into it is that you're locked into a linear tutorial-zone for like the first 3 hours and then after that everything opens up and becomes an open-world game (which I found very refreshing that this studio had the balls to do that). A lot of people have said that they've ran into bugs in the game, but I for the most part never have. One bug I did run into however was that when I went to talk to a NPC, the screen faded to black and I got stuck in an infinite loading screen.

The world is pretty beautiful (especially with all settings maxed out), however I don't think I'm going to finish this game. There just isn't enough interesting things to do outside of the main questline (which is really well written, and the primary NPC's dialogue is fairly well-voiced too).

I'd say wait 'till this game comes down to $40 or less before buying it, and hopefully some of the bugs and performance problems will be fixed by then too.
Brucie Kibbutz - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 09:04:06 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.714890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Vice are irrelevant
Knuckles the Echidna - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 10:16:43 EST ID:R/aTHN91 No.714892 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I've been practicing archery on and off for fifteen years. I currently use a 50#, 60inch wooden recurve bow designed for taking down full grown buck, and hitting a human sized target accurately from 15 meters is "easy." At that distance, and at the speed an arrow travels from a bow of that strength, wind is not something you have to account for.

The farthest I think I've shot from is 50 feet, and that's when I start having trouble making a decent grouping, and might even miss the target, but somebody better than me could land a shot twice that distance with little issue. Then again short bows and long bows don't ordinarily have as much draw as a recurve bow, so the arrows won't travel as fast.
JC Denton - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 13:37:54 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.714896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude, you're hitting stationary targets in a chill environment. Killing people in a fight is completely different, nevermind the fact that even if you're a good shot and loosing arrows into unarmoured people, there's a good chance that person will survive your arrow (for long enough) to smash your head in.

And let's not forget that arrows are so slow, they can LITERALLY be sidestepped if you see them coming and have freedom of movement.
Jason Fleming - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 16:33:35 EST ID:4xQxyX9a No.714909 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>And let's not forget that arrows are so slow, they can LITERALLY be sidestepped if you see them coming and have freedom of movement.
Depends how close you are. I'm not a scientist but I'd imagine by the time you see the arrow in flight you're probably pretty fucked.

Unless by see them coming you mean see the guy drawing the bow, in which case I suppose so, yeah.
Phoenix Wright - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 17:29:17 EST ID:o7v2cc0f No.714913 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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An arrow from a 60# bow can travel at >200 FPS.
If you're 50 feet away, you have a quarter second to sidestep the arrow. That's not enough time to gauge where it's gonna go, let alone sidestep the arrow.

>even if you're a good shot and loosing arrows into unarmoured people, there's a good chance that person will survive your arrow (for long enough) to smash your head in.
In a fight between a guy with a 1.5 inch slit running through his chest cavity and/or heart and a guy who hasn't been shot with an arrow, I'll put my money on the second guy.
JC Denton - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 17:34:37 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.714916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you retarded? That's the FPS of MODERN SPORT BOWS!
They use LIGHT ARROWS with LIGHT ARROWHEADS! Those arrows wouldn't even be able to kill a small dog.

Medieval warbows would travel around 130-170 FPS, and if you have some heavy duty armour busting arrowheads they become even slower.

Also, you can just check medieval statistics on how many people died directly from arrow wounds and almost all instant-deaths relating to arrows are arrows to the eye socket, nose or mouth. Soft targets without bone protection. And some guy with an arrow in his gut can still close the distance and rip YOUR guts out with a fucking axe.
Zits - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 18:00:08 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714918 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Retard, even modern computers can barely run any modern game at over 60 fps, yet alone 150 fps. Wtf. Personally I've never seen that number in unmodded Morrowind even.

So if the arrow travels at even 150 fps, you're gonna have an issue with lag. Sorry but that's how it is.
JC Denton - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 18:10:31 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.714920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Feet per second. I know... retarded unit, but hey... Americans gonna American.
Phoenix Wright - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 18:30:52 EST ID:o7v2cc0f No.714921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>They use LIGHT ARROWS with LIGHT ARROWHEADS! Those arrows wouldn't even be able to kill a small dog.
Nah, I got 200 FPS from google, and I haven't tested the speed of arrows from my 55# recurve, but it takes <half a second to hit a target ~50 feet away using the same arrows I use for hunting so it seems accurate.
Medieval war bows were often >150# so even if their arrows are ~3 times heavier, they're going to be moving at ~same speed since they'll have ~3x the momentum imparted into them.
John Blade - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 18:56:19 EST ID:uKhYx3Wy No.714922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're not even supposed to be moving when you're playing on your computer idk what these retarded Americans are thinking...
Zits - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 18:59:34 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714923 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ikr? Fucking play the game and stop talking about the bows' fps.
Tifa Lockheart - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 19:26:25 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.714925 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you even realise that your recurve bow is lighter and bends better than any medieval bow?

Just shut the fuck up dude and read a history book. You can look up the speeds of all HISTORICAL WARBOWS on the internet and NONE will go faster than 180fps.
Kazooie - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 21:41:10 EST ID:ThM6oM3j No.714927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You also have to take into account target arrows don't have big fuck-off heads that slice cuts into the target.

Man, this makes me want to re-read the Crecy comic...
Vergil - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 22:15:34 EST ID:IQhOdK1J No.714928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alright let's drop this pedantic bow argument, and tackle a much bigger realism concern: can you get venereal diseases banging peasant broads?
Four - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 22:55:48 EST ID:QqQ/GS2u No.714929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did Venereal disease exist back then?
I mean, where they even aware of it if it did exist or did they blame witches or something?
Eddie Riggs - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 01:42:38 EST ID:b3zYB9tz No.714933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude, syphilis was major shit back then. If you ever hear about a lord or king or whatever just seemingly out of no where going really fucking insane, syphilis.
Chun-Li - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 01:45:28 EST ID:1rOBTGsY No.714934 Ignore Report Quick Reply

>Some passages of the Bible say much about the sexual behavior of the ancient Hebrews. The writings of the Greek and Roman physicians and of their satiric poets (Martial, Juvenal, Ovid) described diverse genital diseases. Celsus described various diseases of the genitals, that he called the "obscene parts". Galen made a strange description of the female genitals and coined the term gonorrhea - flow of semen. The ancient Chinese and Indian physicians also gave some account on the presence of venereal diseases in their books, and the temple sculptures depict their sexual life. During the Middle Ages, numerous physicians and surgeons from Europe as well as from Arabic countries wrote on local diseases of the genitals, describing chancres, condylomata, erosions, pustules, urethral and vaginal discharge, and their treatment. Some were aware that the alterations were connected with sexual activity.

Amy Rose - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 02:00:47 EST ID:+419YK2/ No.714936 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Bob the Killer Goldfish - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 02:21:44 EST ID:I45EVjDh No.714937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
VD is as old as fucking itself.
Illidan Stormrage - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 03:29:07 EST ID:bmUn4xsu No.714939 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you just said "VD is old as fuck" you'd have had quite the zinger there
The Nameless One - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 18:10:19 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.714963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Historical RPG thread
>Someone starts a discussion on STDs in the medieval world.

>Thank god they didn't have HIV back then.

But really guys, we already had a pedant's discussion on whether medieval bows compare to modern recurve bows and their different arrow speeds.See, I learned something from 420chan!

Time to stop derailing, no?
Amy Rose - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 18:57:43 EST ID:+419YK2/ No.714965 Ignore Report Quick Reply

It's not derailing. Fucking some wench and then slowly descending into madness from syphilis would be a rad video game experience.

Also, it's not a real /vg/ party until crucifix mod guy catches wind of this game.
Gunther von Esling - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 19:42:33 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.714968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Imagine dying to some STD in the endgame.
Isa Jo - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 20:12:04 EST ID:JlwzdJVS No.714969 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Sorry, I thought it seemed applicable to discuss air-speed velocity of an arrow depending on draw and design. You know, since people were discussing the archery aspect of the game.

Maybe if you weren't so damn uppity you'd realize it was completely relevant.
Geralt - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 21:05:56 EST ID:ShGAvpfW No.714973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Time to stop derailing, no?
Yes, quite. Now, let me ask you this:

As a member of the Chinese special forces who's well-versed in the pedantic discussion of medieval weaponry and its modern counterparts, what are your thoughts on tactical crossbows in this context, sir?
Samanosuke Akechi - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 22:43:15 EST ID:V/AmQOl4 No.714976 Ignore Report Quick Reply
One NPC actually does get crucified.
Mona Sax - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 00:11:11 EST ID:6nhfYvYH No.714984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's kind of a moot point, since the region didn't have a martial tradition of high-skilled archery like England, and most of the bows would be of the point-and-shoot variety. but the game doesn't have crossbows. Whoops

Also modern resins don't cause your recurve bow to delaminate in the rain.
Guybrush Threepwood - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 01:47:01 EST ID:2VxD97MR No.714987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nice 420chan deepcut yo.
King Dodongo - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 06:39:31 EST ID:0douqKVW No.714998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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  • no gore
  • stupid wii-controller "fighting"-system
  • bugs everywhere
  • stupid loading-times for even the smallest interactions

they crippled their own overhyped game.
Gunther von Esling - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 08:45:34 EST ID:0z+RVgZ0 No.715001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Longbow use isn't skill mate. It's all about muscle. Not even in both arms. Just one arm. Your dominant arm. The whole advantage of longbows in shooting your arrow much further than with other types of bows so you're already at such a range that you cannot aim for specific targets, and just generally shoot towards your target and hope that one of your 200 archery buddies hits the target with pure luck.

You can actually recognize English longbowyers in graves because they have one massive dominant arm and a bent spine from using the longbow so much.
Zell Dincht - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 09:15:29 EST ID:WKO8HbTp No.715003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
  • ? there's definitely blood. how much gore are you looking for?
  • implying chivalry-style fighting systems are bad

As for the bugs and loading times, yeah they're obvious, but this is the first project this developer has released (as far as I can tell). Personally I know a game is good when I'm willing to look past all of it's flaws and find myself wanting to just play more of it, and this is one of those games.
Zell Dincht - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 09:17:35 EST ID:WKO8HbTp No.715004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nb, not sure why I said Chivalry, meant Mount & Blade
Ivy Valentine - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 09:59:45 EST ID:TbeiqJOs No.715007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I really enjoyed the game at the start, and as a history buff (even tho I couldn't give less of a fuck about Bohemia tbh) I was _really_ looking forward to the game. However, the fucking loading times for absolutely everything makes the game almost unplayable. The game runs relatively good, even on this old steamer. I can run games like the Witcher and Skyrim Remastered on high, Warhammer Total War without any troubles.

However, I say relatively good because of the FUCKING loading times. And because a lot of dialogues end with people attacking you, I get this fucking unbelievable fps drop and loading time which fucks me over completely, more loading times, and like every 20 sec the game stops to load.

It doesn't look that great, so I'm surprised how badly it's running on my computer. Too bad, I guess the fault is more with my computer than anything else, but I don't really get why this game is so demanding..
Blinky - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 11:07:58 EST ID:Qp43yh0P No.715008 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do you even like any games that aren't doom wads?
Tom Reed - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 13:03:43 EST ID:+neHwTi/ No.715016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So I thought about getting it and was looking up some combat gameplay, but from all the videos ive seen either combats slow and extremely boring or people on YouTube just suck. Im thinking the YouTubers just suck though, they all usually do.
Lee Chaolan - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 15:21:40 EST ID:7tmkTFoA No.715019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So in the first 10 hours I would absolutely get my ass handed to me most of the time in combat
So I trained up for a few hours with Bernard, got my stats up, got some decent weapons and now I am absolutely unstoppable with a longsword
In the first big battle at the bandit encampement I killed at least 15 people singlehandedly and I also killed Runt in 3 fucking hits with a sick combo

So for those bitching about the combat being too hard, just git good and you'll be OP as fuck
Zidane Tribal - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 19:25:01 EST ID:6nhfYvYH No.715033 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If they took more than 2 weeks training, they're higher skill than crossbows.
Jim Raynor - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 19:53:58 EST ID:NkrgFLaM No.715037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i just paid a homeless guy to fight me, knocked him unconscious then saw i could pick his body up. Obviously i did so, hoping i could DDT him or some other kinda wrestling throw, i couldnt so i just dropped him again, then noticed i could loot his gear

so i stripped him down

i also found a pretty silly way of making good money. Meat "stolen" from animals in captivity, or basically any other stolen food loses its "stolen" status upon being cooked. I found a pig, chased it into a secluded nook where i commenced punching it to death. Then cooked and sold all the meat for a tidy amount
Mr. Saturn - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 22:37:27 EST ID:FqTfAZAX No.715042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I found a pig, chased it into a secluded nook where i commenced punching it to death.

One of the first animals I shot in this game was a pig. I was sure it was a boar who'd lost its way, but nope. Later on I realized the difference between hair on the back and hair everywhere.
I got away though.

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