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Wolfenstein NC text-glitch by Öldsbourgh Within - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 13:54:26 EST ID:YGb04P8M No.717641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bought Wolfenstein New Colossus.

Ran like a charm on first try.

Started it today and got weird alien glitch-text.
Everything unreadable.

Game unplayable.

Why is this shit happening?
Why hasn't this been patched?
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Scorpion - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 13:59:58 EST ID:JzBfCkUx No.717642 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717641
Must be a glitch in your ocular sensors, it looks fine to me.
Have you ran your latest updates?
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Carmen Sandiego - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 14:04:23 EST ID:ABSDFTut No.717643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's because you take pictures of a computer screen with a camera
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Öldsbourgh Within - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 14:08:45 EST ID:YGb04P8M No.717645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>717643
it isn't my screenshot.

Here another one.

Issue still there.
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Carmen Sandiego - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 14:21:48 EST ID:ABSDFTut No.717646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717645
have you tried selling this picture as abstract art?
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Arthur - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 15:52:42 EST ID:pmCxAsLe No.717652 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why is the German text just fine? Makes me wonder if all of the rest of the text has a different font, and the specific font is what's getting fucked up.

As to the why, I have no fucking clue. Learn how to read it and write it, then move to a desert compound and start a cult. Claim that when [some religious text] is translated to your language, prophecies are revealed. Bonus points if you claim that when some random novel is translated, it becomes a religious text. Lesser humans ask why the world isn't what they expect it to be. Greater humans warp the world to fit the broken pieces, then welcome others in. Which one are you, OP?
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Akuma - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 17:00:01 EST ID:OU/m3p0x No.717653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717641

Are you running any type of "game enhancer" software that closes or blocks processes while you play a game to try and increase performance output? Maybe something is being fucky with Usermode Font Driver Host while you play.
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Cinder - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:29:02 EST ID:OAw43232 No.717660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Kojima did it.
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Isa Jo - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:40:09 EST ID:2u8REHnB No.717661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717660
It sounds like this user is joking but this is actually the case. New Colossus is a Metal Gear game. It has... a lot of references and parallels. Like both games starting with clearly THE SAME DOCTOR telling you that you've been in a coma, and then not being able to walk as you escape a burning hospital.

And that doctor... remember how MGSV was "sued" by that head transplant guy, Sergio Canavero, for looking exactly like him? The guy that said he was gonna do the first human head transplant in December 2017.
That never happened, but New Colossus came out in December 2017, and the head transplant is a major plot point.

MGSV had a similar "bug" which happens when the game is open for a really long time. And just like MGSV, New Colossus lies to you about the plot and doesn't ever tell you what's really going on: you have to piece it together yourself.
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Isa Jo - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 18:48:00 EST ID:2u8REHnB No.717663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>717661
And PS I haven't seen it yet but apparently Canavero went on to give some ridiculous clown show of a TED talk, so he was probably an actor in the first place.
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Thwomp - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 23:04:33 EST ID:G9vm2/oh No.717667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717661
are you the same guy who's samefagging about the dangers of weed on /b/?
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Princess Peach - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 23:56:31 EST ID:nxu4fjYw No.717669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717667
No, weed is my favourite vegetable. But if he's sharing interesting and insightful videogame facts too, please link me
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Geno - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 01:08:32 EST ID:ndGrpgQh No.717674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717669
He wasn't samefagging, just making multiple posts that were quite incisive and apparently Thwomp got so butthurt that it leaks to other boards.
Good post about New Colossus btw, first BOTW, now this. Fascinating stuff, keep us updated.
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Sabrewulf - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 02:53:15 EST ID:EbDta103 No.717683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://steamcommunity.com/app/612880/discussions/0/1479856439030330334/

Game name and text bug as search
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Hwoarang - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 22:59:37 EST ID:nxu4fjYw No.717726 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdFkM4g9ZNo
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Saradin - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 22:36:20 EST ID:G9vm2/oh No.717771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717674
don't encourage mental illness
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ToeJam & Earl - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:46:56 EST ID:nxu4fjYw No.717778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717771
Another case of Metal Gear Psychosis. So sad. We might have to amputate.
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Jak - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 02:55:56 EST ID:PRgvgtg2 No.717784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>717771
I'm just not excluding the possibility of some sort of global conspiracy within the AAA industry. Games are an incredibly powerful tool I'm sure a lot of people would like to control.
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Gerl Hurlls - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 04:42:44 EST ID:zFosnkqq No.717910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>717641
got the same problem.

A quick google-search just showed many others are having this shit too,
but can't offer a reliable solution.

How is it even possible to add a stupid effect to afont and fuck it up?!

>>717683
every single "solution" worked for a little while but the glitch-bug returned after restart.

fuck this game.
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Renderson CletterDoom - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 02:57:14 EST ID:xZ/pr0WR No.718317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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...wait.
They still haven't patched this thing?!

Classic-Bethesda-bullshitery I guess.

They should just fire their beta-testing and bug-fixing department at this point.
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Kamek - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 11:37:27 EST ID:Qp43yh0P No.718333 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>717641
>>717645
>>717910
>>718317
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Hwoarang - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 15:21:20 EST ID:FeQZdHyN No.718349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>718317
The studio that made Wolfenstein is not the same studio that makes Fallout and TES, they just share the same game publisher.


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