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Guess the game by Vivi Ornitier - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 13:26:43 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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So here's an idea, describe a game's story or gameplay very lazily and other people have to guess it. I'll start.

Two children die tragically and reincarnate to play God with each other
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Gabriel Belmont - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 13:30:08 EST ID:6JUqz0ig No.723342 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude shoots stuff
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Vivi Ornitier - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 13:52:36 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723342
Doom
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Hammer Bro. - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:05:46 EST ID:dMbuo5wF No.723344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723341

Get to the president, Colonel need scissors, 61, the patriots, Jack doesn't remember what day it is today.
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Birdo - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:15:48 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.723345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723344
Some MGS1 vr shit


>lady hunts many crustaceans
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Vectorman - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:16:56 EST ID:yRqdPQHK No.723346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723344
Syphon Filter 2
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Hammer Bro. - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:20:11 EST ID:dMbuo5wF No.723347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723345

Oblivion
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Birdo - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 15:10:42 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.723352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723347
Nope
Metroid 2
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Guy - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 16:03:35 EST ID:xIhYNjQp No.723353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723341
Idk yours OP... Pokemon?

>guy takes EXTRA good care of his pet cats
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Professor Layton - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 17:02:18 EST ID:NWhhHk79 No.723355 Ignore Report Quick Reply
TroopCop fucks through the cosmos unraveling an ancient and epic conspiracy with a bit of racism and genocide to boot, but mostly just dealing with the criminals that get in the way!
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Thane Krios - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 17:05:52 EST ID:OH/OGlHP No.723356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
shanghaied into debt slavery
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Professor Layton - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 17:07:23 EST ID:NWhhHk79 No.723357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723356
oo oo Deus Ex: HR??
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Naomi Hunter - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 19:32:22 EST ID:uo28BM46 No.723368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your a hamster and with the help of your hamster girlfriend, you have to save love for everyone. Because love is being stolen by a butthurt hamster that can't get no poontang.
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Scorpion - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 22:48:40 EST ID:OH/OGlHP No.723374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723357
Close, Animal Crossing.

>>723353
No More Heroes?
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Sarah Kerrigan - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 22:56:36 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723375 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723356
Eve Online?
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Mr. Game & Watch - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 23:37:20 EST ID:GuHBejpD No.723377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723374
Nope!
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Companion Cube - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 00:12:01 EST ID:M7KQJIH8 No.723378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Gruff White Man™ haunted by tragic past exacts violent revenge on those who wronged him.
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Dark Queen - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 01:09:45 EST ID:jfS7MhW4 No.723380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723356
animal crossing
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Sarah Kerrigan - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 01:13:43 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723378
Maximum Painkillers
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Mileena - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 01:50:02 EST ID:o7v2cc0f No.723383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You spend a very long time either shuffling through menus or staring at a wall of text until everyone dies.
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Rikimaru - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 02:39:15 EST ID:G9vm2/oh No.723386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723383

I like this game!

here's one

>pubescent child has psychotic break attempting to come to terms with it's own humanity and guns down its' friends
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Big Boss - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 03:36:32 EST ID:FeQZdHyN No.723387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723378
This is like the plot of every first person shooter game nowadays. I'm gonna list serieses because this trope applies to most of all of their entries:
Far Cry, Just Cause, BioShock, Spec Ops: The Line, Deus Ex, Metro, Get Even, STALKER, Fallout, Planescape: Torment, Wolfenstein, Call of Duty / Black Ops, Dishonored, Assassin's Creed, Bulletstorm, and Homefront.

>>723383
Oregon Trail or Dorf Fort?

>>723386
Persona 4 or Little Nightmares?

>>723368
Undertale?
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Sarah Kerrigan - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 03:36:50 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723386
Super Columbine Massacre RPG.
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Zangief - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 04:14:17 EST ID:+ZhQ0fto No.723389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A lil guy born to a family of tragedy and mental illness kills himself... all the while being creative af.

&

Hip (or not so hip kids) break and enter a local home and save the world, all the while learning about tolerance and the power of great music.
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Nightmare - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 05:40:22 EST ID:M2qSI1M/ No.723390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723383
Crusader Kings 2 or Hearts of Iron IV
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Richter Belmont - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 07:12:14 EST ID:v5bK8HOC No.723391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A scenario is devised in which is tested the proposition that you are a bad enough dude to rescue the President
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Rikimaru - Fri, 13 Jul 2018 17:25:00 EST ID:G9vm2/oh No.723401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723391
Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja for sure

>>723389
Who's your daddy


>>723387
>>723388

sorry bro's it was splatoon
>I'm a kid now. I'm a squid nowI'm a kid now. I'm a squid nowI'm a kid now. I'm a squid nowI'm a kid now. I'm a squid now
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Soap MacTavish - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 03:34:22 EST ID:FeQZdHyN No.723420 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723389
Binding of Isaac?
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Kerrigan - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 03:40:43 EST ID:X1Xjk9S6 No.723421 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mc goes to sleep in the ending
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Zits - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 03:56:34 EST ID:IQhOdK1J No.723422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fistful of Canadian Dollars
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Sheva Alomar - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 04:14:59 EST ID:+ZhQ0fto No.723423 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723401
Nope.
>>723420
Got it.
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Cheetahmen - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 04:20:49 EST ID:G9vm2/oh No.723425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723421
supa mario 2 babee
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Haohmaru - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 04:35:01 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.723426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723425
Game of the Year I don't know how many years in a row now.
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Mallow - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 04:50:14 EST ID:miwC8JTW No.723427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723355

Mass Effect!

I've got a good one

You read some directions on a rock, then everything gets burnt down and you run away. You meet some kind merchants, get caught trying to sneak through a garden, beat up a guy trying to take your stuff, get a sun burn, break apart a big rock, and finally make your way home to do some cleaning.
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Nathan Hale - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 07:32:01 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Turns out, YOU were the bad guy the whole damn time!
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Four - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 07:54:08 EST ID:Uf550TR3 No.723433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723431
SPEC Ops:the line
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Abe - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 09:09:47 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723431
KotOR 1
KotOR 2
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Abe - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 09:11:08 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723434
Actually, now I've just realised I don't remember how the second one ends, or even if it does.
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Cecil Harvey - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 09:30:20 EST ID:tI3DAoof No.723437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A game where flashbacks are actually taking place in the present and what you think is the present is actually the future.
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Heihachi Mishima - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 10:07:12 EST ID:+9Z4jV4c No.723440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723368
I believe this is the game.
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Mallow - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 11:19:47 EST ID:miwC8JTW No.723442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723431
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Jon Irenicus - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 11:27:30 EST ID:8NuGb901 No.723443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723431
Call of Duty: Black Ops
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Calypso - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 16:25:17 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723431
The shitty RPG I made with RPG Maker years ago and never released anywhere

Are you a wizard.
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Saren - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 22:53:31 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723434
The first one, nice.

>Gotta catch 'em all: on PSX that is! Sacred forests
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Adoring Fan - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 22:59:00 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's like managing an antfarm, but every ant is mentally ill and prone to rip its fellow ants apart at the drop of a hat.

Literally
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Sabrewulf - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 23:48:00 EST ID:q7jpEHw2 No.723463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723458
Jade Cocoon?
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Lakitu - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 23:51:31 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.723464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723458
Monster rancher? Man I loved putting weird CD's id never listen to just to see what they had on it
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Isa Jo - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 23:55:38 EST ID:LNNwSm07 No.723465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723435

it ends with kreia rambling about a bunch of crazy self-contradicting bullshit
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Saren - Sat, 14 Jul 2018 23:58:35 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723466 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723460

Dwarf Fortress
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Saren - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 00:00:47 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723463

You got it, pretty neat game.

>SEAN CONNERY!
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Adoring Fan - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 02:30:11 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723466
Correct.

A dystopian adventure in which you destroy vital infrastructure, make an IED, and play a scratch card.
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Ulala - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 03:32:35 EST ID:M7KQJIH8 No.723473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723472
Just Cause 2?
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Adoring Fan - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 03:36:05 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723473
Possibly, but not the one I'm thinking of.

Magic is heavily involved.
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Saren - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 07:32:00 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723474
Shadowrun?
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Adoring Fan - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 10:13:16 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723477
Still no.

Your best friend is a lamp.
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Sarah Kerrigan - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 22:22:43 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723480
I have no idea; Beholder is just a guess based on a quick google.

No one got this one yet: >>723467
Here's another clue:
>Remake essentially
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HK-47 - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 22:39:13 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723502 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723501
It was Zork: Grand Inquisitor.

I may have been the only person to ever play that game, but it was hilarious.
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Sazh Katzroy - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 02:05:06 EST ID:CMAOPcJv No.723512 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you can kill things with a crowbar and there's aliens. it's not a half-life title.
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Dirk the Daring - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 02:45:09 EST ID:M7KQJIH8 No.723514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723512
Deus Ex.
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Voldo - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 03:03:27 EST ID:LNNwSm07 No.723515 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723480

ocarina of time
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Zerg - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 04:06:00 EST ID:WDlGOJL1 No.723516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It turns out you were the dragon all along.
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Mileena - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 04:13:37 EST ID:76NIU5gx No.723517 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723516
spyro!
I win
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Four - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 09:58:28 EST ID:SPsvplaC No.723524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723435
He said the whole time, the doesn't apply to either games.
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HK-47 - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 10:16:01 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723525 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723524
Well apparently that was it, so we both remembered it badly. I thought that twist did come at the end, or does it just come at the middle point I usually put the game down at and play something else?


You're in space making sure aliens have something to eat, and it's almost, but not quite, exactly like the Hitchhiker's Guide.
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Companion Cube - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 22:25:38 EST ID:CMAOPcJv No.723546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723514
lol didn't think anyone would remember the genetically-altered ET's. correct.
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Four - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 01:22:50 EST ID:xNrS08x8 No.723551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723525
Listen, both Raven and the Kotor2 mc were good at one point in the story. Raven does fall to the Dark Side, but his intentions to fight the mandalorians were good and he's revered as a hero for them. The Kotor 2 mc was also a hero, but the dipshit council of jedi decided to cut her off from the force creating a vacuum of nothingness which attracted the Sith including an ancient one.but yeah Kotor didnt age well. Story wise they are great, but gameplay becomes tedious awfully quickly.
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Tron Bonne - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 05:22:43 EST ID:G9vm2/oh No.723552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723551
I like the combat mechanics in those games actually but I'm a bit of a dnd nerd so that's probably why
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Spyro the Dragon - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 07:02:00 EST ID:UcENjjuY No.723555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723552
yeah same, endgame combat is pretty meh though, especially in Kotor2.
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Kung Lao - Tue, 17 Jul 2018 12:23:32 EST ID:WDlGOJL1 No.723557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723517
nope guess again
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Cole Phelps - Wed, 18 Jul 2018 00:41:51 EST ID:8NuGb901 No.723588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723555
Ugh the last part of 2 is such a letdown. Like I figured out pretty quickly that after a certain point I could just spam Force Wave or lightning or whatever and chew through everything, and with so much of it being unfinished it's hard not to slip into autopilot. Which is a shame because the first half or so, Peragus aside, is still one of my favorite gaming experiences ever.
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Zidane Tribal - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 20:44:24 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723555
Is that still the case with the restoration mod?
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Archangel Tyrael - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 23:54:21 EST ID:IQhOdK1J No.723653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723551
>Raven

(it's Revan)
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GLaDOS - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 03:21:00 EST ID:/ux142rB No.723657 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723649
Yes, the fundamental combat mechanics are pretty much unchanged.
It's a common issue for rpgs really, BG2 has the same problem.
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Kerrigan - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 05:49:50 EST ID:65l4oayI No.723659 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723657
Interestingly BG1 doesn't because the challenge is defeating low level D&D jank while in 2 it's about abusing high level D&D jank, though you couldn't just spam spells because enemy wizards, dragons etc had to have their defenses lowered somewhat (as they had magic resistance or shield spells on contingency), which added at least some depth to it (though basically you wanted to have a full mage plus maybe a second at least half mage for additional breach and pierce magic). Anyway KOTOR abandoned D&D 2nd edition and instead moved to D&D 3rd which was less janky but just as unbalanced when it comes to high level magic.

It's also why a lot of WRPGs that use their own, or heavily modify existing systems so that they're actually designed for computer rather than tabletop play (which benefits from different mechanics). POE or fallout (though this uses a GURPS based system) worked better. Planescape combat wasn't the heart of the game and became another puzzle when it was unavoidable (almost never) and you could corpse rush most fights anyway.
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Carmen Sandiego - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 06:44:13 EST ID:UcENjjuY No.723660 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723659
I think part of the problem is that the combat systems weren't designed with such high level play in mind. Which means that for the sequels they upped the numbers and added some skills which made the whole thing convoluted and unbalanced (thematically those prestige classes in kotor2 were really cool though).
Kinda how in some Final Fantasy games or other JRPG's where you deal thousands of damage, incremental increases through buffs and skills quickly become meaningless. Like sure you can employ certain tactics to deal 6309 damage, or forgo all that hassle and keep hitting the guy for 5962 damage.
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Vic Viper - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 09:37:12 EST ID:jfS7MhW4 No.723661 Ignore Report Quick Reply
paranoid space person hits coffee mugs with a wrench
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Lemming - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 09:50:29 EST ID:/E+bcizQ No.723662 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's basically every /pol/tard's jewish conspiracy theory, but change the word "jew" with "templar"
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Four - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 10:29:05 EST ID:4R6qwxCT No.723663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723662
Dragon Age Origin?
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Four - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 10:33:28 EST ID:4R6qwxCT No.723664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723661
Thats definitely Prey.
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Solid Snake - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 11:50:54 EST ID:mKzB74wv No.723665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723663
You meant Dragon Age II right?
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Yuri - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 12:36:33 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723662
Assassin's Creed
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Yuri - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 19:25:25 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Minecraft but in space and mildly complex
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Yuffie Kisaragi - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 20:16:30 EST ID:TqVUaqL6 No.723672 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723671
Terreria
Class-based team FPS. With hats
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Tron Bonne - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 20:29:15 EST ID:pmHSudgj No.723673 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723672
Terreria is the fantasy one, I think you were thinking Starbound.
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Miles Tails Prower - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 21:45:11 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723675 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723672
Starbound would be closer but actually not it either
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Rebecca Chambers - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 21:49:04 EST ID:kjRGl+dA No.723676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723672
Please.

RPG in which heroes must fulfill their destiny in a strange, faraway land in exile of the kingdom. Has cat people and lizard people.
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Bob the Killer Goldfish - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 22:15:56 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723671
Space Engineers.

>>723676
Morrowind?

An RTS, but you have the barest amount of control because your units are greedy and lazy.
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Arthur - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 23:02:56 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.723679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A man investigates his place of employment
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Rebecca Chambers - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 23:31:34 EST ID:kjRGl+dA No.723680 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723678
I certainly wrote the clue to lead you there, but surprisingly no; Avernum was the game.
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Bob the Killer Goldfish - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 23:45:44 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723680
Ah, I've seen that around but never played it. Is it worth it?
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Wario - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 00:57:17 EST ID:twKfp3Pa No.723682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
  1. go on a mute plant adventure where you click the screen and things happen
2.the ships' hull is breached, the medical suite is on fire, and boarders are breaking through the doors
3. lots of blood, really fast
>>723679
Stanley Parable?
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Vincent Valentine - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 04:15:19 EST ID:FeQZdHyN No.723684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723676
Yeah the cat and lizard people sound like TES. It's probably Morrowind.
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Arthur - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 04:17:51 EST ID:IqI8maV3 No.723685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723682

ye
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Rebecca Chambers - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 05:58:16 EST ID:kjRGl+dA No.723686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723681
It's pretty basic compared to today's gameplay mechanics. The plot and setting is interesting and the writing is fun. I don't think I finished any more past the first one but it's worth giving a go.
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Ashley Graham - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 06:56:54 EST ID:65l4oayI No.723687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723682
2. is FTL. The first time I played it I named the dudes after my friends. I took acid and yeah... farmers rarely name animals they will later slaughter, but if they do they give them names like "Hitler" and "Mussolini". My second game I played with "Wesley" and "Neelix" among my crew.

Hopefully this will bring back memories of an all time classic:

Salt the fries heavily, add lots of ice to the drink and watch vomit get cleaned up unless you didn't get to a pay settlement before the biscuits ran out.
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Miles Tails Prower - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 09:17:40 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723678
You got mine right
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Mayor MacCready - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 14:16:28 EST ID:06WG/aO2 No.723710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723437
Any metal gear solid
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Mayor MacCready - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 14:16:28 EST ID:06WG/aO2 No.723711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723437
Any metal gear solid
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Mayor MacCready - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 14:27:02 EST ID:06WG/aO2 No.723713 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Incest and infanticide sim where you can cure any diseases by chopping off your dick and then grow it back by praying to satan.
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Four - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 14:40:19 EST ID:Wswmb3PM No.723714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723713
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Carmen Sandiego - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:14:55 EST ID:TZh/IK1S No.723717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723713
Is this the secret symbolism behind Mario Bros? The weakened Mario being literally half a man in a quest to restore his mushroom tip? Occasionally going too far, causing it to spit fireballs?
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Link - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 17:49:52 EST ID:FeQZdHyN No.723719 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723713
Binding of Isaac?
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Nathan Drake - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 02:30:40 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723732 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723713
CK2, clearly
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Link - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 02:33:55 EST ID:iZGAI/zb No.723733 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723713
muthafuckin crusader kings 2
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Sabre Man - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 13:12:24 EST ID:jfS7MhW4 No.723747 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Legless mammal yells at aliens
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Joanna Dark - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 13:15:56 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.723748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723747
Ecco
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Four - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 13:17:35 EST ID:8GCW7ub1 No.723749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723747
You already played once and i guessed right. Give other kids a chance.
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Sabre Man - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 13:55:55 EST ID:jfS7MhW4 No.723750 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723749
okay jeez
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Doctor Li - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 22:18:12 EST ID:CMAOPcJv No.723755 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you save your kid but everyone is doomed anyway.
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Boo - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 22:40:37 EST ID:VUQw5N0B No.723757 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723755
last of us?
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Guybrush Threepwood - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 23:08:42 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723758 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723755
The Walking Dead.
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Dr. Isaac Kleiner - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 23:18:53 EST ID:twKfp3Pa No.723759 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723685
ayyy
>>723687
yea 2 was fairly direct and easy. I have to try that sometime.
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Glass Joe - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 23:38:24 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.723763 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723755
Lisa
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Eddie Riggs - Tue, 24 Jul 2018 03:19:12 EST ID:FeQZdHyN No.723766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723755
Indigo Prophecy.
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Vectorman - Tue, 24 Jul 2018 12:16:38 EST ID:iiEez+oJ No.723776 Report Quick Reply
You're a GMO that fucks bitches and plays cards.
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Dr. Isaac Kleiner - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 08:21:04 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723776
The Witcher series?
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Ryu Hoshi - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 10:43:44 EST ID:iiEez+oJ No.723800 Report Quick Reply
>>723796
Yep.
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Dr. Isaac Kleiner - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 13:58:46 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723806 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723800
Nice

>6 orphans don't remember anything because monsters
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Rock Howard - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 14:16:43 EST ID:iVfgJnYP No.723808 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723806
irvine remembers though
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Q-Bert - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 14:25:18 EST ID:jk0Y8h3e No.723809 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723806
FF8
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Bloodmongo McFerguson - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 15:00:38 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Minecraft with guns
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Dr. Isaac Kleiner - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 15:08:42 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723812 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723808
>>723809

Guessed it.
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Bloodmongo McFerguson - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 15:10:56 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723812
Squall is a fucking treasure
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Baraka - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 16:37:16 EST ID:GXEMfw/X No.723816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723811
Ace of Spades
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Bloodmongo McFerguson - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 16:59:17 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>723816
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Mortimer Rictusgrin - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 22:16:08 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Unreal Tournament but not really
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Machine Gun Willy - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 23:14:42 EST ID:1ENixW1T No.723946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723943
Quake Champions?
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Brucie Kibbutz - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 23:22:00 EST ID:CMAOPcJv No.723947 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723757
>>723758
>>723763
>>723766
original nier. maybe i was too vague. though technically i think the girl was nier's sister... i think. alternate description for same game:
>erase your save or a dickgirl dies.
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Nightwolf - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 02:44:12 EST ID:4Je7H+DR No.723956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723816
That shit was fun
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Mr. Game & Watch - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 06:09:15 EST ID:65l4oayI No.723957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723687
No one remember this game? It'd be sad if you didn't get it.

Second hint if you're struggling.
There's another bit of this game which was essentially expanded into an entire series by another developer. But you're not a Tycoon here.
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Hope Estheium - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 07:40:45 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.723960 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723957
I'll take a stab at the second clue, is it Pizza Tycoon? I know there were a lot of older tycoon games but I never really played them.
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Mortimer Rictusgrin - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 08:28:32 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.723962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723946
Yeah
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Mr. Game & Watch - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:04:44 EST ID:65l4oayI No.723965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723960
You're NOT a tycoon here though.
Third clue again spoiler so people can try the first and second before resorting to it
A game where you can use several different levels of toilet including the mighty "super loo" from the era when Peter Molyneux actually almost fully delivered on his promises

Pizza tycoon is the right year ironically.
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Machine Gun Willy - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:22:38 EST ID:1ENixW1T No.723966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723962
Dope.

Here's a semi-tough one.

Red and Blue take on General Gray and Green but it turns out Green was a good guy all along
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Seath the Scaleless - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 13:14:49 EST ID:tWspeh3Q No.723971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723437
Second Sight! What a game!
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Jimmy Hopkins - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 03:56:40 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.723993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723965
>when Peter Molyneux actually almost fully delivered on his promises

Theme Park by Bullfrog?
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Player One - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 05:24:04 EST ID:UcENjjuY No.723994 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723971
correct
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Leon Powalski - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 13:34:32 EST ID:rLKwEYtG No.724011 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723994

Seconded, second sight was a game. I even liked it, too!
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Kung Lao - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 22:11:37 EST ID:/5avK1l/ No.724028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You modify the rules of the game itself in order to beat it.
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Prince of Persia - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 22:18:58 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.724029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724028
Every FPS I played between 1996 and 2004.
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Tyrant T-103 - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 23:51:19 EST ID:M7KQJIH8 No.724035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724028
Hack 'n' Slash.
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Sonson - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 12:39:56 EST ID:65l4oayI No.724055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>723993
Thas it mane.
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Mei Ling - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 17:37:32 EST ID:/hW2W/1d No.724064 Ignore Report Quick Reply
1) Cops after the end of the world must save the apocalyptic world from robots

2) Ancient aliens destroy themselves in civil war after creating magical nanomachines
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Lucy Stillman - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 19:43:49 EST ID:4qOMaU38 No.724065 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You drink monster and are old
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John Blade - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 21:18:53 EST ID:M7KQJIH8 No.724067 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724064
Nier: Automata.
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Jago - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 23:59:28 EST ID:CMAOPcJv No.724072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
another one:
>dead general kills all his friends
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Blanka - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 02:46:18 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.724076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724064
>Cops after the end of the world must save the apocalyptic world from robots

I think that's Wasteland 2, but I'm not sure.

I just started it the other day and they've been mentioning evil killer robots in a plot-like fashion.
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Blanka - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 02:48:24 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.724077 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724064
>Cops after the end of the world must save the apocalyptic world from robots
Wasteland or Wasteland 2

I just started 2 the other day and they've been mentioning evil killer robots in a plot-like fashion.
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Mike Dawson - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 04:05:28 EST ID:/5avK1l/ No.724080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724029
Points for originality.

>>724035
This would probably be the real answer. I was aware of this when I posted that. But I was thinking of something else. It's actually a category of game, the NES games that were never designed to be beaten, and you must use a Game Genie to do it. A bit dumb but hey I was baked
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Mike Dawson - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 04:47:29 EST ID:/5avK1l/ No.724081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724029
Points for originality.

>>724035
This would probably be the real answer. I was aware of this when I posted that. But I was thinking of something else. It's actually a category of game, the NES games that were never designed to be beaten, and you must use a Game Genie to do it. A bit dumb but hey I was baked
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Ammon Jerro - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 07:58:22 EST ID:+j6C8hKK No.724084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Weirdo leaves his basement for the first time and gets into fights with almost everybody.
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The Nameless One - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 08:30:14 EST ID:+7uUmxnQ No.724085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724084
Fallout
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Dark Queen - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 10:23:49 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.724086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ace of Spades but for normies
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Miles Edgeworth - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 12:49:21 EST ID:VkM39Gix No.724087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724086

Zelda
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Dark Queen - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 19:08:11 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.724105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724087
What? Not even in the same genre, lmao
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King Hippo - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 00:44:49 EST ID:SmuKHQlf No.724122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724084
Pokemon.
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Drunkard Hu - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 09:18:32 EST ID:UA/zORTn No.724135 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724105

Was it Zelda?
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Jason Fleming - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 10:20:36 EST ID:1Ot5c63P No.724136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hunt for treasure.
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Drunkard Hu - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 11:01:49 EST ID:UA/zORTn No.724137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724136

Zelda
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Reaver - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 11:20:38 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.724138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724135
No
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Jason Fleming - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 12:35:44 EST ID:1Ot5c63P No.724140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724137
Nope
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Sazh Katzroy - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 13:48:37 EST ID:GXEMfw/X No.724141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724137
Zelda
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Mallow - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 14:55:40 EST ID:FeQZdHyN No.724143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724141
Yeah, but is it Zelda?
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Reaver - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 15:42:21 EST ID:JAfM/azk No.724144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>724143
Zelda
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 13:40:58 EST ID:IMq1LVU/ No.724204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
an alien is killing people and no one cares, a clown is beating you to death with your shoes, everything is on fire.
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Travis Touchdown - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 13:52:31 EST ID:kAnS0XUn No.724206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724204
haha, the fuck kinda game is this.. holy shit I had a good laugh.
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Frank West - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 13:56:27 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.724207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>724206
Space station 13

Its got really really obtuse controls and is super laggy but its fun as fuck when you figure it out

My first game I was a janitor, just roleplaying cleaning up blood and alien guts. A clown was running around injecting people with stolen med lab chems turning them into chimps, the AI was making chimp cyborgs out of the corpses and I just whistled and mopped the floor. Best part was these sudsy grenades that cause the floor to become slippery, and if anyone tries to run by the fall down and usually drop the shit they have. The clown walked past me, then a few moments later two security guys ran by, both fell down and the clown stole ones gun and shot them both. I just typed out "WET FLOOR READ THE SIGN" and the clown honked
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Travis Touchdown - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 14:48:26 EST ID:kAnS0XUn No.724214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724207
>I just typed out "WET FLOOR READ THE SIGN" and the clown honked

i fucking lol'd. That game sounds fucking cool as fuck I am going to try it.
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Frank West - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 14:53:40 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.724215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724214
Heres a video of a typical round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHbsDzXBsB0

Like I said, the game is complicated as fuck, and the engine is old and laggy, so keep that in mind and be prepared to be overwhelmed.
You can do all sorts of shit, like bash a mans head in with a tool box knocking him out, then stuffing him into a locker and welding it shut, then throwing it out into space. Or rerouting the plasma engine exhaust to the oxygen tubes flooding everywhere with sunfire. Or space wizards.
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Arthur - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 15:15:38 EST ID:OU/m3p0x No.724216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724207

I miss the old SS13 story threads on here. I only tried playing the game a couple times with a friend and it was just too obtuse for me to enjoy. I really like the stories, though, and I had fun watching my friend play it.
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Hope Estheium - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 05:43:09 EST ID:/hW2W/1d No.724239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724076
>>724077
Yup

>>724067
No
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Larry Laffer - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 08:18:28 EST ID:FJboFaXM No.724240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724214
make sure to turn traitor off until you're robust enough to handle it
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ToeJam & Earl - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 08:56:08 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.724242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724240
Yeah, this

>In character chat: "Guys it says I am the antag wtf does that mean?"
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Kitana - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 07:14:54 EST ID:/5avK1l/ No.724274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724240
Even when you're semi-robust it's still fucking hard.

Get good with something simple to learn at first, like bartender or chef. Then go to doctor, chemist, engineer. Move on to security to learn how not to get fucked up. Then do all the command roles. Finally, only then will you be ready for antag.
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Dig Dug - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 08:04:25 EST ID:o7v2cc0f No.724275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>724274
>Even when you're semi-robust it's still fucking hard.
If you're relying on robustness, you've already fucked up.
Preparation>clever role playing>knowledge of game mechanics>robustness
It's better to have a spray a bottle across a hallway and instantly knock you out than to be good in a fight.
It's better to have the AI, everyone in your branch, or even just one decent coworker on your side than a canister full of death, super powers, knowledge to do break-ins, etc.
It's better to have already prepared any of the former ready than knowledge of all of those abilities.

You don't need to be robust to be antag, just be clever.
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Kitana - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 09:09:54 EST ID:/5avK1l/ No.724277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724275
Eh, I'd argue that's a much different form of robustness. Obviously to be good at most anything you need to be sharp.

For example, to understand how to get various people on your side is something that while you might have a predisposition to outside the game, still is greatly assisted by knowing the rules of the game, i.e. robustyouintheface. I'm not great with the janky movement either, but have won some good rounds by playing my role well, including playing a player I assume would play my role. That's the best bit.
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Cranky Kong - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 09:51:56 EST ID:tGUsrabY No.724278 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>724277
Yeah theres this. That game I played as janitor I didn't know much of anything, but when I was arrested for that murder and put on trial I bluffed my way out of it. The clown was my lawyer


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