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ITT: Describe the local driving population near you by Esther Puttingstone - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 19:04:53 EST ID:c0mC/GHP No.34945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>either filled with sanctuary city people who can't read the signs and go 10 under the limit
>asian district drivers who are so sensitive on their brakes that they pump them whenever a car gets within 5 car lengths of them on a 45mph road

generally everyone in socal does this, I believe

>Oh shit, I need to make a left turn and Im in the right lane
>instead of taking a right turn and then making a u turn, I will now cut accross 5 lanes of traffic by cutting people off or by slowing to 5mph or a complete stop so I can """""SAFELY""""" cut across 5 lanes of traffic

I utterly hate driving here, its so goddamn nightmarish.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 20:57:31 EST ID:1NR2M1yc No.34946 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Western New York

>During summer: Absent-minded seasonal residents who don't know where they're supposed to turn and go 10-15mph under the speed limit
>Geezers who can barely see over the steering wheel (not as slow as the summer residents but can be sensitive on the brakes)
>Menopausal women in boring crossovers (most are okay, but some will try to pass you on two-lane roads with oncoming traffic)
>Big Bubbas in crew cab pickup trucks who will pass you no matter how fast you go, even if the road is covered with snow
Graham Gunningkut - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 00:37:57 EST ID:FKdB6Fcb No.34951 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Suburbia Atlanta

>Cops never enforce a fucking thing about traffic/DMV/moving laws. You can just do whatever the fuck you want from unsecured loads covering the highway with trash to driving double the speed limit. It is sooo fucking absurd, it is unreal. In 5 years of driving, I've seen maybe 7 traffic stops. Half involved a commercial vehicle.
>Everyone has a shitty American made monster truck that is the size of a medium sized pontoon, and is lifted where you have to have a ladder to climb into it. There is always at least 50-10k dollars of shitty accessories including 3 LED light bars that these faggots operate on highways which is illegal. Bumper heights are always illegal too.
>They all run you off the road if you are going less than 90 anywhere.
>Every faggot and their mother has a shitty wannabe sports car like a Mustang or Camarro.
>They try and cut you off on the interstate when they pass you and nearly hit you to show hod "good" they are at driving. Most of the time, a v6 sedan can block them out from cutting in front of you which is hilarious because their rage is infinite.
>I'll see a Yukon on rims with all the decals ripped off and poorly placed fake/stolen Cadillac/Escalade decals on them.
>Broke niggas with 2 fancy rims on one side of the car and factory rims on the other. lol
>People actually driving around with no exhaust. Just a shitty stock vehicle that is 20+ years old with nothing but exhaust manifold. People take their mufflers off after passing emissions which honestly baffles me.
>Rolling/coasting stops will get you shot.
>Haven't seen spinners in 10+ years.
>People have actually started sign shooting again in some places.

Those are in order from most annoying to least.

In addition, when did the American truck industry decide that a 1/2 ton pickup needs to be the size of the short bus? These fucking things just keep getting bigger and fucking bigger. A 2017 1500 HD Silverado is substantially bigger than the dually I had years ago. I work in a steel yard too so I know these hunks of shit aren't being built more heavy duty or to be loaded harder. The same new 1 ton trucks all squat way faster than my old clapped out 350 from the 80's. These things are on the axle by the time you hit 5000lbs in the bed. It took me 6500-7000 to bottom out and stay on the axle. I guess it is because everybody uses a trailer now and doesn't use the bed for anything. Shit is so stupid.
Jarvis Gabblewitch - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 10:09:19 EST ID:ueApcpbO No.34952 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>central europe
>people are pretty decent at driving, they obey laws most of the time, very few asians
>Smoke&Charm diesel faggots in their compact VW/Ford 1.9TDI cars smoking like a Cummins. they are slow as fuck tho, which is unbelievable compared to how much smokes they set up to come from the exhaust pipe, so only a minor annoyance
>pensioners driving in hats
Everyone has compact cars or mid size sedans here so most of the time you can get rid of the irritating person in front of you pretty fast.
I'd say driving culture is okay here.
Caroline Nommermene - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:44:48 EST ID:6QimkP0c No.34955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> Alberta Rocky Mountain Tourist Trap

> Locals generally drive somewhat well
> Tourist driving is completely random, Sometimes way too slow, sometimes way too fast. They love to drive into the ditch in the winter time.
> Giant pickup trucks from the oil sands driven by grade-A retards.
> Harley shitheads with straight pipes galore in the summer

There was a truck I kept passing again and again and again a while ago. I would pass at 100km/h, merge in and the truck would shoot out and the guy driving would floor it. Then I would pass him at 100km/h, repeat.

A few years ago some asian guy got a flat and decided to just drive back on the flat tire. I guess it was working until the rim splayed out and cut the strut in half.

Another time I was driving in a 50km/h zone and this car was driving very slowly toward me, in my lane. I slowed to a stop and the car kept approaching. Eventually the driver, an asian woman, very gradually shifted her gaze to where she was going. She sees me and very gradually slows to a stop. We just sat there for about 20 seconds, she looking at me with a blank expression and me with a wtf face. Finally she drove into her lane and drove away.


>People actually driving around with no exhaust. Just a shitty stock vehicle that is 20+ years old with nothing but exhaust manifold. People take their mufflers off after passing emissions which honestly baffles me.

So. Fucking. Stupid. We get that around here in the summer with Harley Durpidsons, amazingly annoying.
Beatrice Drurringpeck - Tue, 21 Mar 2017 23:54:32 EST ID:c0mC/GHP No.34957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I only imagine new york as somewhere you can never get over 55
Cedric Chenderfield - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 17:51:19 EST ID:Xwuhb6h4 No.34986 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>So Cal
Generally shitty to drive anywhere here during the day whether it be on the street or the freeway. GoogleMaps is equivalent to an emergency IV for a dying man. Freeways:
Knowing which direction traffic is flowing and not flowing can help especially since freeways span pretty much the general landscape of the place. At night, driving the freeways can be fun since you can stretch a large span of cool places going pretty fast.
Save driving for the night too. Day driving anywhere in the streets is usually terrible. Highly traffic-lighted places are shitty mainly because the lights are "programmed" but come out being nuisance inhibitors. Places just outside urban areas with windy roads are nice regardless of time of day.... usually
Shitting Nablingnire - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 16:32:37 EST ID:PrpdhYyb No.35011 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm in metro atlanta too, and I need to add:
If you ride a bike, you're treated like second class citizen. Dudes with lifted tacomas don't use their goddamn blinkers.
Hugh Ceshhall - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 12:36:31 EST ID:ueApcpbO No.35012 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you ride a bike in traffic anywhere in the world, you are treated badly by car drivers. this isnt a local thing.
Hedda Bardlock - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 14:04:23 EST ID:OG4tgmwz No.35013 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hugh Ceshhall - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 17:18:20 EST ID:ueApcpbO No.35014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The purpose of merging lanes is that you should be able to get close to the highway speed on them. If you don't you can't drive.
Hugh Ceshhall - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 17:21:13 EST ID:ueApcpbO No.35015 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean the fuck do you expect? It's extremely dangerous to merge in slower than highway speed. the fuck man.
Fucking Clossledale - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 17:58:03 EST ID:vtpczhYj No.35016 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sooooo​ dangerous. The space cushion disappears on the merge lane and the highway
Hugh Ceshhall - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 19:19:44 EST ID:ueApcpbO No.35017 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The merge lane is there so you can get up to the speed of the highway. Period. That is the purpose of it by definition. If you don't do it, merging in is dangerous.
William Sembleson - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 09:07:24 EST ID:3SZXctIy No.35018 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People shoot me birds when I come rolling off a ramp at 80mph. Like I'm going to run them over or something stupid. Like nigga, you wouldn't have yielded for me anyways you fucking faggot. Eat cock.
Fanny Pockdock - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:38:09 EST ID:ueApcpbO No.35019 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>fucking faggot
>eat cock
mhm. taken your meds today?
Matilda Gopperchat - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 19:52:37 EST ID:yqXP62FZ No.35020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>eat cock
nom is ↑ way
Polly Fadgemet - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 13:45:50 EST ID:6QimkP0c No.35040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The worst is when you're merging into fast and heavy traffic, while following someone who just never fucking speeds up. So shitty.
Fuck Gattingbidging - Wed, 12 Apr 2017 15:56:32 EST ID:H6tXKfFU No.35041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
These are the types of people that are so oblivious to their surroundings that they should not be driving.
Jarvis Goodshit - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 04:54:08 EST ID:z0t7Zt5s No.35072 Ignore Report Quick Reply

if you are coming off a ramp they arent supposed to yield to you, you fucking faggot.
Cornelius Feddlechine - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 05:19:19 EST ID:xh1a6EMF No.35073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>few sedans
>A lot of people don't use blinkers when they should
>People in expensive cars acting like they're more important
>Some roads are seen as major roads even though they're not so people on them don't yield for cars coming from the right
>Many horse transports which have to be very slow a lot of the time
It's better than any non-nordic place I've seen
Hedda Buzzfuck - Wed, 26 Apr 2017 14:58:11 EST ID:jRu9dOQp No.35075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Northeast Ohio, primarily east-side of Greater Cleveland

>Pretty much everyone goes 10 over the speed limit
>You won't get pulled over unless you're doing 15+ over or driving recklessly (tailgatting etc)
>Or if you're in a nice neighborhood, you'll get pulled over for a loud muffler and going 1 over the limit
>or DWB
>Speeding is punishable by death in Kirtland Hills
>Driving slowly is punishable by death in East Cleveland
>Traffic's actually semi decent for a major metro area where jackasses are the minority
>Roads are practically empty in Downtown Cleveland in between the morning rush, lunch, and evening rush.
>Worst congestion is usually in the suburbs.
>People completely loose their shit when the weather changes.
>Forget how to drive in snow every year at beginning of Winter
>Winter driving Season doesn't officially begin until there's a massive pile-up on I-90 near Vrooman Rd.
>First nice day of spring also entails an uptick in crazed drivers
>Expect to get buzzed by a group of motorcyclists with no helmets going 100+
>People on Harleys get obnoxious as hell during Summer
>Closer to Cleveland Proper, lots of poorly maintained dump trucks dropping shit on the road
>Way too many shitty drivers from Western New York driving on I-90
>No great driving roads, either they're well maintained curvy roads but with high amounts of traffic, well maintained, low traffic but arrow straight, or curvy with no traffic and unfortunately have more craters than the surface of the moon.
>Sometimes you get stuck behind an Amish Buggy

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