/weed/ Cannabis Discussion
old one isn't bumping, first bowl in 2 weeks>mfw
I quit my job today I need metal in my life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_UGFLT0VMY
>>4743544Of guys I have those that love God is George this is my associate long you rip Barry think it sounds good trade-in fucked up I Bari what noso bump all 420 Blazek faggot what are you are not ours who want to do this anymore through garbled well ha habump while high EBWH
>>4744747George is an asshole. He spray painted his name all over the rocks and shit at this hiking trail I go to, but I'm high right now so whatever
So /weed/, newfag reporting. I'm going to smoke my first joint in few days in the woods and I was wondering, if I listen to Stoner Doom Metal, will it make me depressive or paranoid ? ( Example : Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath etc. etc. ) Shall I go softer for first time ? And give me your advices ^^.
>>4744578Fuck yes, RATATAT is the fucking shit.
>>4744280i was listening to rap or something the first time i smoked and i can tell you music doesnt make the high, company does
>>4744527Oxys are pretty rare nowadays...You don't have to lie to kick it bro, we all know you're using black.If you arent actually liein and you're in cali with a reliable oxy hook whats up with it get that shit to the bay area for some sick profits >.<
i definetly wouldnt recommend it unless you dont alreadly listen to stoner doom metal on a regular basis, if thats what your used to and enjoy weed should just enhance it
This is me after a few weeks~. Toast yours!
>>4744698Or at least change the water after each session...
>>4744698clean your hard drive you filthy animal.
I'm so high at first this looks like a fucking volcano on a planet bursting out to the left
>>4744700shouldnt we all
Today's my birthday and I just got this bubbler. Last one I had broke while cleaning it and I wan't to take proper care of this piece. Please share any tips, stuff you can find at home, no one sells proper cleaning kits round here. I gotta say it's awesome. I'm smoking dank shit while listening to Quasimoto on this and it's great. Way better than my older pipe.
>>4744706Iso ALWAYS makes my glass look 100% brand new like I just bought it. If you haven't used it properly don't comment on it.
>>4744714You are flat out lying. Iso does not get rid of water stains, or mineral accumulation from hard water. I think you just want to feel better than other people.
>>4744720I've cleaned some pretty nasty pieces and hot water and iso always worked perfectly for me.
>>4744739The thing is, your tap water's going to be different wherever you live, I love using Iso + Jew Salts to clean my bong, but I have a ton of minerals in my tap water, so over time, there;s sediment on the bottom resembling clear quartz, will not scrape off, it's solid as a rock because it sort of is. That type of shit will only come off with some heavy duty cleaner like the kind for cleaning showerheads.
So I'm pretty new to the whole "420 FUCKING BLAZE IT" thing, started about 2 weeks ago but I've been blazing it steady and hard since my dealer is the broest bro ever, buy 2g and the motherfucker let's me hit up the bong on my way out and gives me an additional 1g for free, another time he rolled us both 2 J's (with no tobacco, just pure weed) and hotboxed me and my friend to heaven and above in his car.But the thing is, I've never been THAT high before, I swear to fucking god I saw everything in "frames" if that makes any sense. When I turned my head it was like the IRL dropped to 5fps and you could see every "picture of the past" form a long scroll.Wtf was that shit?I felt uncomfortable as fuck, and paying for food was awkward as shit, I took forever and the cashier giggled so much...>tl;dr: got too high because dealer is broseph, shit was not cool.
>tl;dr: got too high because dealer is broseph, shit was not cool.
>>4742102I dont' normally get hypertension, what I get is: my blood feels like it's trying to flow upward and out of my body...If I dwell on how fucking cool that is, it's the realest shit. Hard as fuck to sleep with that though
>>4741986Being uncomfortably high is where the rubber meets the road.When I was ~15 my brother got me to do some bho hits with him, and I didn't smoke weed at all at this point.I spent the first few minutes coughing, then after that I spent all my time lying on the couch curled up in a ball with my eyes closed. I felt like I was being tossed through space in all directions at once. When your mind has nothing to grab onto, you can do 2 things:Freak outAccept that you are not the king of your mind atmGetting uncomfortably high and dealing with it is the best way to learn how to have a good time with psychedelics
> eat 300 mg in gummy edibles> puke 7 times and pass out in bathroom>felt bad man
> eat 300 mg in gummy edibles> puke 7 times and pass out in bathroom>felt bad man
>>4742285oh no how long does it take for picturevision to go away? It's really the only reason I even like smoking
just smokin when a thirst takes control of me and I pick up my mcds sweet tea and my high brain tells me to pick up the lighter and I light my cup, then the damn tv turned on by itself
gettin high as furrrk on summa dat good good
Why is weed almost nostalgic? Why does it seem like when I was young I maybe experienced things a very much like I do right now. Even how long a minute seems to take how many thoughts I can get through in that time seems archaic--but is it just random shufflings of memories in different sense or registers be creating false impressions? Is every imaginable impression this earnestly bleieveable possibly a product of faulty memory? What checks, what checks for consistency would be able to hold it all together?Right now it is a shifting mosaic of different scenes, each with its own context and "definite" granularity (I write "Definite" as such because definiteness, as in the definiteness that causes you to actually apriori believe in a memory is just another sense register as easily manipulated as any other).I am being vivisected in 4D.
>>4744751Sorry I used a lot of compsci terms, i'm thinking in compsci terms rn
Will eating Mango after smoking still help the high? I was reading an article earlier that said they don't actually do anything because it's harder for the myrcene to get into the bloodstream threw digestion.
Holy shit do we need these threads all the fucking time here?Just smoke more, if you need to get higher you probably need a t-break, not a mango.That being said, prescription drugs work 100x better than any otc shit. Why doesn't everyone just get hooked on prozac or luvox if you wanna get blasted?
>>4744703Hey man, its a cool fact about fruit for stoners.As someone who accepts the fact that I am hurting my lungs by smoking, I want to live and eat healthier.Tlr its nice that mangos are good for you and also benefit being high
>>4744727Individual foods are neither good or bad for you.
>>4744730What do you mean? Are you trying to say that mangoes aren't good for you? I'm sure there are fruits that aren't good for you. Being a fruit doesn't automatically make the object healthy, but mangoes are good for humans. They also help make you get more high when you smoke weed after ingesting one about 45-60 minutes prior.
Alright, ain't nobody here knows me or my situation. So here's the deal: I am currently restricted to a sling for the rest of my life (most probably), barring a miracle. Due to several injuries over the years, I am in a constant state of pain. I have a bad heart (basically, my heart's valves don't open to let the blood out when it beats--blood is fluid, fluid is incompressible, so it actually stops my heart for several seconds. That hurts like hell). I am blind in one eye. I have arthritis in both wrists, and my right hip.My doctor has me on a myriad of pain pills (including, but not limited to, Tramadol and Flexeril).Yesterday, (Thursday), my father-in-law came over for a LAN party (Neverwinter Nights, for those keeping score at home) after my doctor's appointment. He was very sympathetic to the fact the doctor won't let me play guitar or bass anymore (kind of can't, since I'm in a sling), but he's not happy I'm on "so many chemicals."His solution is I need to try pot.Now here's the thing: I'm not drug naive. In high school, I did my share of drugs, HIS share of drugs, and YOUR share of drugs. But I never did pot. I did everything else (well, not everything, obviously), with a particular fondness for opium and LSD, but I never once tried pot, nor was I ever around anyone while they were smoking it.So, I'm in a bit of a conundrum. I know next to nothing about it, I don't know what to expect, nor do I know the best way to ingest it were I to actually give it a shot.All I know of pot comes from either A) stoner friends who swear it's a miracle drug that will solve all of my problems, 2) the media, or C) anti drug people like my parents, who think that smoking "Just one marijuana" will turn me into some sort of horse-humping pinko commie satanist.I'm at a total loss here, and need advice on A) what to expect, 2) should I even BOTHER with it, and C) what are the negatives? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm visiting family in the Bay Area and was wondering if people from craigslist actually check for a prop 215 med. card.If they do any recommendations for getting some cheap bud in the SF/Oakland area?
i know it may seem like everything is more chill up here but save yourself the trouble and just pay the $50 to get a damn card man...buying weed off CL sounds like a horrible idea and there are better deals thru the clubs and delivery places
i think mine was 50 got it from a place called priceless evaluations in the mission
>>4744670I'm leaving Tuesday, I was only visiting. If I moved out here I would definitely invest in a card. I just want some bud for the drive back.
>>4744737>>4744614I would just say that you want a friend or mace, preferably a friend, otherwise you might get robbed. Never give your money over before you are sure he isn't going be able or let the guy get the chance to snatch it from you. be afraid if you cant be respectful.
so i asked my dad if he wanted so smoke with me, and he said we should. now ive smoked with his (hippie) friends but never smoked with him. he's open to it to see if its better than wine. what i want ot know is is anyone has any experience smoke with family?
Yeah i did. I didnt really enjoy it. If you dont get along with your parents then you will enjoy their company even less high.
>>4744734well i like my dad and im sure he knows i smoke (never out right told him) and we drink together a lot and enjoy each other's company. so maybe itll be ok i hope
>>4744735I dont know. For me, it was smoking up with a figure of authority that killed my buzz. My dad and i never really "talked", it was all him just giving me orders so when it was time for us to chill and hang out, it was close to impossible. Its difficult to treat your boss like a friend all of a sudden.
>>4744736>My dad and i never really "talked", it was all him just giving me ordersmust be where we differ. my dad always gave advice, but almost never orders. he's always been chill.if what his friends were like is any indication it'll be ok, and after all, he was the one asking about weed to me
>My dad and i never really "talked", it was all him just giving me orders
Smoked 2 bowls after 4 day long t-break (longest in nearly 5 months). And it felt like I smoked 2 bowls of straight depression, Just felt cold and like there was so much shit I wasn't accomplishing. along with just a general horrible feeling that wouldn't go away.WTF.
>>4744385The human body and mind are such wonders. Smoking tobacco is life threatening, so it causes heavy anxiety. Fascinating. Btw this is my current personal horror.
>>4744388Ha, these beautiful machines that we are truly deserve your awe, but the way you say what you do implies that tobacco only has negative effects, and that this is due to it being (potentially fatally) damaging. This is not the case. It contains MAOI alkaloids and nicotine among many other chemicals that are psychoactive and pretty feel-good, and occasionally (but not always) good for you. Tobacco's main anxiogenic effect has to do with nicotine's stimulant nature. Thus I wouldn't say it causes heavy anxiety, it only aids in it's expression, much like caffeine. The health issues caused by tobacco are pretty distant from the side-effects as they would be expressed long-term and not short-term. Also do you hear what you're saying? Weed causes way more anxiety IMO.. soooo don't damn such a lovely thing
gotta get your shit together man
Hey, we can't be happy all the time. It's not a function supported by the biology of our brains. We get fed little drips of happiness as the carrot for our proverbial donkey, our consciousness. Such a system is the best motivator for causing species to compete and procreate, so we're kinda stuck with it. I guess we just have to not worry about it. When we're happy, we'll be happy, and when we're not, we'll know that it'll come again. Sure beats either being happy or having happiness interrupted by the fear of losing it.
my dealer just called the trimmers his "sexy landscapers" like, lol
>>4744684never heard them called that bro, chill out, just sharing
>>4744705NO 420CHAN IS SRS BIZNESS. TAKE YOUR TWUMBLRBOOK SPACEVINE SNAPS SOMEWHERE ELSE KIDDO
>>4744719that's the exact razor I use. Shits dank man
ITT: post cool buds from your recent pickups. AK-47 here.
In Sri Lanka, and at least around my area, bud tends to generally be low quality, and there are only two main strains to choose from really (you can get actual dank stuff from some people but its more of a luxury good, rare and pricey at about $30 a gram), the two strains being 'local' and 'kb' (which supposedly stands for Kerala bud in this case).Anyway, there's always been a discussion amongst pot users here about whether chemicals are laced on to the bud, and if so, what are they? The reason people started asking is because the KB bud is very off looking, its completely brown and when smoked can give a tired/mongish high which isn't couchlock.Eventually I started putting the KB in to water, the photo is what the water looks like after about a day which definitely calls for concern, after drying, the high is different and milder as if some extra component has been removed.As a control I have used actual clean bud (I know its clean) for the process of water curing which is essentially the same thing, the colour does not turn this intense and that's with almost 5 times the amount. Also other people have done water curing online.tl ; dr The bud here is possibly laced with something, pic shows what happens when you leave said bud in water for about 24 hours. What do you guys think it is?
>>4744691The MDMA is ADULTERATED with caffeine in your example. Laced is the wrong word. It's probably not "laced" with anything, unless it's research chems/synthetics like someone said. I doubt that's the case, although I've seen it before.you tested low on reading comprehension in highschool, didn't you?
>>4744691Pokeballs were just MDMA and caffeinehow I miss reliable pokeballs ;-;
Op from your description it just sounds like really low quality cannabis. Doesn't necessarily mean it's laced. It's just terrible. People still go to great lengths to smuggle tons of that crap.
>>4744694You are dumb as fuck. No.
On the 27th of October a hearing will be held to determine whether cannabis should remain on the schedule one substance list. http://thelastamericanvagabond.com/Marijuana_Freedom_Trial.php
>>4744647>Is there any legitimate scientific research to back up this claim?Yes, look up "cannabinoid apoptosis" or "cannabinoid induced apoptosis"
>Is there any legitimate scientific research to back up this claim?
>>4744690http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16818650this has been on a government website for 8 yearshow do people not know this
>>4744690'Cannabinoid receptor agonists induce phosphatases and phosphatase-dependent apoptosis in cancer cell lines; however, the role of the CB receptor in mediating this response is ligand-dependent'Could you rewrite this so i could understand it
>>4744709so, one of the key features of what makes cells cancerous is that they don't die, they just constantly reproduced. you can take one cell and create a whole lineage for study in the lab, thus cell lines. in a normal cell, apoptosis is initiated when the cell reaches the end of its life or it detects that it is becoming cancerous. but this function is blocked sometimes, notably by chemicals in tobacco for example.when a cannabinoid like cannabidiol is taken in by a receptor on a cancer cell, it changes the receptor's shape on the cell. this creates a cascade effect in the cell that allows its apoptosis function to activate when cancer conditions are detected.
Herro friends!I weigh like 110 pounds, about 6 foot. Anemic, I knowI have smoked 1 (sometimes 2) hits of decent quality dro once a day for the past 2 weeks, and I need to take a pee test within 48 hours. Keep in mind I'm talking hits, not bowls.If I drink absurd amounts of water between now and then, is there a chance I could pass? Or should I just go ahead and buy some pee from my friend? It's not out of the question, I just don't really want to spend the money.Thanks in advance bros.
>>4744606Thanks man. And sorry for not posting in detox, idk why I didn't think of that.>>4744612Just fap if you're that sexually frustrated bro.
48 hours? No way in hell. You'd probably have a 50/50 chance after 4 days, and be in the clear by the 7th. But 48 hours and you're fucked. There's very little you can do.Look up ways to dupe it, but odds are you'll either get caught or fail.Protip: it's better to refuse it or fail it than it is to be caught trying to cheat
Synthetic urine is your one and only hope, and even that MAY not work if it's a government test.
Anemic doesn't mean skinny as fuck.
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