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high feelings are sober thoughts

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what does nb mean?

>>4542885
nebula blast

OP, I got three friends who get very gay when high. One says very gay things, one gets very huggy and kissy if drunk, one is just plain annoying, trying to tickle you and touch you.
>>4542885
nearby banhammer

>>4542417

yeah, better call 911 dude. seriously. sounds like a classic case of THC overdose.

>>4542755
>>4542738

Thanks for the two people that didn't fuck with me.

pic related. me all day at work.

>>4542856
Sleep a lot, drink a lot of water, eat higher-than-usual amounts of quality food (especially fresh vegetables), go jogging or bike riding, avoid any psychoactive substances. Maybe take a few days off, if you can.

Your system should clear in a couple of days, the weird haze should gradually go away and you'll get back to normal, eventually.

>>4542792
ROFLMAO XD

What's Zima culture like where you live?

>>4542890
this.
you don't see people bragging about how much they drink, and then proceed to tell how great it is and how 'alcoholics' is just a concept. why is it so differently for weed?

alot of noogoodniks who deal shitty weed around these parts...every now and then there's a beef or a fight over the drugs trade (personally i think persian, korean and motorcycle gangs make the weed market unsafe here)

enough of that though, i luckily have good connections. my 2 main guys are very quick and professional, but work from 5pm - 11pm. they get a shipment of some bomb strain and sell it off; if it goes fast, they get another batch of the same, otherwise they constantly change stock with sativas and indicas from all over.
as for consumers, most people i know who blaze own a glass bong and smoke most of the time, for meeting up with friends, they bring it. joints blunts and pipes all pop up here and there, but using a quality glass piece is most favored with folks i know. its kind of a gamble; if the police catch you, they'll let you keep the weed, but will definitely smash your piece/confiscate them. then, there's everyone else who doesn't smoke. they are either completely indifferent on it, or they abstain/avoid/discriminate/criticize the bustling weed culture (which is effectively unavoidable here) for whatever backwards reason they have.

>smoke weed for my schizo effective disorder.
>been smoking for...6 years
>not a big music scene here
>smoke with you can with who you can but mostly at home by myself
>lots of cops man...LOTS
>hard to find any mids which is my smoke of choicce but the highs are kind
>not much of a culture man just a way of escape
>ohhh the south......

>>4542436
In moderation, tho. For all of my undergrad degree I smoked nearly every day, but 3.5grams would last 2-3 months.

>>4542436
Now that I'm an unemployable layabout tho I went through my last 1/4 in a month :x

>tfw my black cousin texts me when he re-ups
>"got dat new loud"
>gives me good deals
>don't have to worry about laced weed

eeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy day son
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What is AVB?

>>4542904
Already Vaped Bud. vaporizer poo.

>>4542902

Haha this is great

>>4542902
Thats a finer grind then my Bought grinder! time to whip the old lego out.

>>4540912
Went out for my sunday afternoon spliff this past weekend, and on walking around the corner of my building to put my butt in the dumpster, walked into a gaggle of ads n grads right where the wind was blowin my smoke.
I'm sure when I smoke on my stoop it gets into neighbors' windows, but I hope that they would be mature enough to tell me if it really bothers them \(._.)/

>>4542389
Lawdy my freshman hall reeked of weed 24/7 because of the morons next to my room who exclusively smoked in the showers... which vented only into the hall

>at a friends house blazin around the side of his house under a nice tree
>playing earl sweatshirt
>neighbour climbs on his roof looking over the fence so he can talk to us
>asks us to tun the music down because of his kids in the backyard
>continue to blaze not giving a fuck

>15
>Friends in my house havin a typical great time
>Roll a super-blunt
>Smoke outside (Because dayum)

Neighbors are typical Jones', always getting on about something and never wanted their daughter talking to me at the time because I'm a "bad influence" and a "skater" (Though she's a hella flirt nevertheless)

>Move the group outside for this toke, start beatboxing n shit, great time
>Turns out neighbors windows were open and their house was highly infiltrated by smoke

Of course we didn't knooowww

>Neighbor comes slamming on the door, threatens to call police, mom freaks out, transfer schools, etc..
>Best thing that ever happened because now I got friends and connects on every side of town.

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>>4542857
>>4542857
>>4542857

I cant listen to The Eagles because their album art is demonic and freaks me the fuck out when high

pic related

>>sneak a few hits out the window
>>don't want to go to bed
>>giggling at shit on YouTube
>>no fucks given

>listening to Helios: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yifKmpyMoU
>finish my second bowl, hold it in for what seems like eons.
>breath out, no smoke, feel amazing.
>close my eyes, have an amazing adventure with dragons and wizards and shit.
>good times were had.

>>4542899

>Helios

my nigga

>>4542611

It had palm next to toilet and sand was around the wall at a 1m platform.
Strange toilet

>>4542614
Totally

>>4542616
I'm too high for this shit
get it
Shit...

>be 18
>about to go up north for easter
>get high with mates before leaving
>about to leave and get a call from friend who was already up there
>says he just got drug tested (doesnt smoke) on the last turn into the town
>he saved my license
>we get higher and leave the next morning instead

>>4542860
i guess to hard. it's just that the draw is so hard that i run out of air before i'm done drawing.

>>4542864
instead of hard 3 second rips, take a soft, 7 second drag. Keep a nice consistent pull for that long of a time and the bud would have heated perfectly and got you a nice stream of vapor

>>4542846

>My next option would be to get a metal screen and put it down there.

That's exactly what you should do. You can also buy a Planet Vape High Efficiency Stem ( http://www.planetvape.ca/pvhes-high-efficiency-stems.html ) which I'm pretty sure has more holes, but they're smaller.

You could also stick a small piece of cotton through the end where you inhale from so it sits after the bowl-end.

As for the grinding thing, yes and no. Finer grind = more surface area = more vapor, but this isn't as much of a problem with convection vaporizers (that heat air which is then passed through the weed to vape) as it is with conduction vaporizers (which rely on actually touching the weed to transfer heat to vape.)

>>4542880
thanks for the post bro that really helped.

>>4542862
Haha, I like reading stories about people who take shit lying down. Tell me why you bother hanging out with this asshole?

>be 18
>have a friend, were close together but he was becoming a douche over time.
>one day, get some amazing Jack, i mean mind blowing good.
>also bought some middies for me and friend to smoke.
>friend comes over with his own weed, really shit quality.
>instead of being laid back and chill, he insist we smoke now.
>he's being all cheap about adding his weed to the bowl, even though that shit of his is.... well, shit.
>smoking, all good, until after an hour friend goes rummaging through my stuff, and stash.
>see him with my bag of Jack, open , tell him "rather not, that's for personal use"
>he acts like a douche again suddenly, telling me that he doesn't know if he's my friend, since i don't 'contribute' to our smoking sessions.
>ask him to leave since he's being a dick, he walks away angry.
>look at the Jack still open on table.
>notice 1 of the 4 original nugs are gone.
>never answer any call from douchefriend ever again.

last time i heard of him, he was drunk, tried to be all buddies like before, then asking me for weed. told him that he can fuck himself.

>have beautiful somewhat chubbeh butter rican gf
>never smoked before, strongly against weed/party culture/drugs of any kind
>knows i used to smoke big time
>go to eat dinner at her sisters house
>turns out was her surprise graduation party
>end up staying the night
>laying in bed, asks me what weed is like
>randomly decides she wants to see what weed is like, goes to talk to her sister
>they both come back with her sisters stash, say they want to smoke and gives me 2 grams
>we go buy a dutch
>i roll a blunt, hookah is out
>everyone leaves the party, were smoking with her sister + husband and some mexican
>everyone high as fuck, smoked most of the L myself
>everything gets quiet, awkward silence while spanish music plays in the background
>gf eventually gets munchies real bad

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>>4541045

>implying that isn't vice for Baby Boomers
>implying that isn't their poor attempt at trying to snag Gen Y

>>4542728
barter fair. nothing else explains it better.

>4/20

Made legit cannabutter and made special reeses peanut butter rice crispy treats with it.

>Higher than anyone hal

Literally played fallout 3 for the next six hours because I'm too high to talk and worried I've forgotten how.

>first time getting high
>take three hits spaced a few minutes apart
>don't think it's doing much other than making things brighter and making me dizzy
>I close my eyes and realize I can't open them again
>horrible nausea
>figure I'll just lean on my arms and get comfortable
>listen to the radio, lyrics are "go robot shark!"
>seeing something like an oscilloscope screen along with a spectrograph
>completely unable to think about anything other than the music and those CEVs
>spend a couple hours like this
>notice dad getting up and saying he wants to go lie down
>realize I can open my eyes again
>respond that I want to go lie down as well
>walk over very shakily to couch and lie down
>continue seeing CEVs until the high becomes a buzzing feeling

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>>4542728
Been higher, but the one that took me by surprise the most was the first time I decided to keep filling the bag on my arizer until the weed was cashed.
Was playing kotor and living with my parents at the time.
Went down to the kitchen for a snack, encountered my dad, and my entire framework for talking to him consisted of the stock response 'types' in kotor.

I leveled up.

Just google it fuckboi

not gonna do much since it's stems but to do it the fastest, take the mixture and simmer it at 170F (NO MORE THAN THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD) for like 30 minutes, then keep the jar in your closet for like 3 days for best results.

>>4542811

What was that like? Give a story lol.

>>4542813
well he always had some bud or other drugs on him, and once he tricked me into smoking salvia. I had an immensely bad trip and ended up kicking him out. we hung out less after that, then I heard he crashed his car into a gas station on shrooms and lost his license... poor dude.

i'm one of those weird kids that smokes a lot of weed.

Oh god yes

>Be like 16ish
>Friend is on probation
>I guess his mom only let him leave the house with one friend she trusted
>This friend calls himself "Mittens" and looks like he's 12 but was legitimately 18, showed me his ID and everything
>Brings no weed
>Tries calling greens on every bowl
>Asks people to pack him bowls
>Coughs like he's going to puke with every hit
>Giggles and says stupid shit like he's on his retarded concept of what psychedelics are like
>mfw I told him and his friend (who I am still good friends with and totally understood) to get out after Mittens coughed on my girlfriend
>mfw I saw him years later when I was with my girlfriend and he asked "Do you remember me?" and I immediately replied "No" and walked away as fast as possible

Sativa: Bruce Banner
Indica: Northern Lights

>>4542803

BAHAHAHAHA BROOCE BANNER

LOL IS FUNNY BC BROOCE IS THE HULK AND THE HULK IS GREEN AND THE WEED IS GREEN AND PROLLY STRONG LIKE THE HULK TO

LOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>4542676
I like alaskan thunderfuck, pineapple kush.

I lived in alaska and I can tell you alaskan thunderfuck is still alive there are still growers around the matanuska valley growing it... If you ever tried it you would recognize its smell and taste, both pretty unique and hard to forget

>>4542756
Do you visit /k/ I just saw the strange room and wondered. Im also bretty high

>Be 16
>Summer
>Working at a restaurant where a line cook deals really dank weed
>Smoking nearly everyday for first time
>About a month and a half in, my mom suspects me of smoking wee
>Confronts me on it
>I say "yes, I smoke weed"
>She said "Okay, be responsible"

And then with my Dad...

>Be November of same year as above
>Get busted at school
>Dad called in
>Said he had his suspicions but didn't care

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My mom knew I smoked weed but one days she came home from work and smelled it. Knocked on my door and said it smelled like weed. I replied with "yeah, I had some earlier". She started crying and I hugged her. She's okay with it now, as long as I don't turn into a pothead.

>>4542765
That's amazing.