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Genetics or grower? by Jarvis Drirringspear - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:45:20 EST ID:pAMqXRsg No.4753615 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's superior, the cannabis strain or how it's grown? Can a novice simply throw a prize winning seed in some dirt and expect the bud to be more potent than weed grown by an expert from a seed with shit genetics?
Bob Crinklebutt - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 03:01:47 EST ID:nO3lnMFN No.4753618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Has mostly to do with how it's grown, but genetics still matter. To give an example, reg is the product of not taking good care of the plant, but as proven many times reg seeds can be grown into fairly good bud if grown with enough attention. tl; dr Not taking care of the plant impairs the quality more than bad genetics.
Henry Blytheson - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 03:10:22 EST ID:b+x0JcnX No.4753620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I agree, but that has had me thinking; I believe that in states where it's legal, the strain should be paid only minor consideration while the grower/where it's produced should be given the attention, similar to wine.

BWH by Longrod Von Hugendong - Mon, 17 Nov 2014 20:10:10 EST ID:06qNG1wb No.4751963 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last thread is terminal. I've never started a BWH... Please give me this privilege mod gods.
User was sent to rehab
User was banned by: Quetzalcoatl for 12 minutes
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Hannah Pockstone - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:01:34 EST ID:Pd7csQub No.4753601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I hope I don't get banned for this post
Man Davushka - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:18:09 EST ID:+hbt6IMo No.4753604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh god third post im sorry leaul
still goin long lastin neggahhh
Bob Crinklebutt - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:59:15 EST ID:M7M7nW33 No.4753617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>sick with cold
>couldn't sleep
>raining cats and dogs outside
>decided to smoke a joint of purp

Now listening to classical music on the couch at 2:45am. Might just fall asleep here, my poor sick ass needs some rest.
Beatrice Cunningdale - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 03:10:05 EST ID:Qx0Y3hqu No.4753619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>BWH as fuck and watching the 1990 TMNT movie

Worried about my future by Jeffrey Jizzstain - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 19:27:19 EST ID:hoM4I+ct No.4753519 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys. I'm a senior in HS in south Florida. I've finally managed to get a steady weed guy which is great because before that I had major issues with depression and now honestly I haven't been happier. I've been admitted to a very small, private liberal arts college in central Florida. I'm worried about not finding a dealer when I'm there. It took me a while to get a steady guy here in my town, and now I'm worried about not finding one when I move. Any advice? Weed really helps me with everything
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Link Shitrider - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 20:41:40 EST ID:6njnSewW No.4753538 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I wouldn't worry about finding weed in the US, especially if you're going to college. Florida is also full of weed, i'm originally from South FL but in North FL for college. And it's easy as shit.
Albert Crevinglock - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 20:45:24 EST ID:y58WEJ/6 No.4753539 Ignore Report Quick Reply
get a job
jet a gob
Arcturus Shitstain - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:15:42 EST ID:qO8jALFM No.4753564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Go to school OP. If there's a college campus, there WILL be marijuana. Just follow your nose when you're there and make lots of friends. You'll find it.
Hamilton Hinninghood - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:46:35 EST ID:1dckfTqV No.4753616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you could always stack up on like a half or an ounce and just smoke one hitter puffs till u meet a man brah

Weed encounters of the third kind by Smoke Moar - Wed, 19 Nov 2014 01:31:14 EST ID:e/FiDrRH No.4752366 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Okay so today I got lost in the parking lot of my community college looking for my car and suddenly.
"Dude you look like you could use a joint"
this guy takes out this roach and smokes me out, and proceeds to tell me how he sympathizes with my struggle of being a fucking idiot who gets lost looking for their car. It was pretty cool.

Have you guys had any cool people just offer you weed out of the blue?
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Rebecca Nedgebanks - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 16:12:02 EST ID:sQA1dpCJ No.4753484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> going to see beardyman for my mates 21st
> hadn't planned on it, bailed on going home and just went to gig
> no money
> no drugs
> meant to borrow 30 beans to get a ticket and some drugs
> bad mood cos sober and shit day at college
> wait nearly an hour for my mates to show and give me money to get in etc.
> dude in his late twenties/early 30's comes out to outdoor smoking are
> walks past bouncer, out into the street
> a bit away, sparks up
> thatsajoint.jpg
> ask for a toke
> "sure dude, kill it"
> relate my situation
> "there was meant to be a fourth to my party, want a free tiket?"
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Esther Gollygold - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:07:38 EST ID:kOvX8k8J No.4753503 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Okay, I hear that. Yet I was not thrilled at the prospect of possibly meeting him while I was REALLY wasted, or had some on me. But there's another story. The town narcotics agent knew I was using because when I was a couple of years younger and a lot fuckin dumber, I'd made the mistake of bragging in front of some of the guys. Someone told someone to tell me that one dude had ratted me. Sure enough I was soon always running into him. Coming home from school, doing my paper route, hanging out in the park. One day he was in the store whee I stopped to get soda and I said hello to him. He was very surprised and I stuck out my hand and introduced myself. Then I said, "I know who YOU are!" and I laughed. He looked extremely angry and said, "You listen to me, snot-nose, I'm on to you and I'm gonna get you!" (I was 14) So I smiled and said "You are never gonna get me!" and said goodbye. This guaranteed me a lot of watching. After six months he and his fellow cops had NO fucking idea where I was getting my weed. Occasionally he would pill up by me and glare, but after a while he started acting friendly, you know, how are you. So we would talk like human beings and we'd say goodbye. But every now and then he'd get an evil gleam in his eye and he'd say I'm gonna get you!" and I would come back with "You ain't NEVER gonna get me!" and we'd laugh. He never did get me. But there was a time about five years later that some dude started pushing smack at the high school, this 9th grade kid almost died from cardiac arrest. I went straight to the narc and I gave the fucker up. He retired three years later and we were chums til he died.
Emma Ninnerson - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 19:54:17 EST ID:HSSd0vAa No.4753527 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so much SLAYER in this thread
Arlen Hashbottom - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:42:58 EST ID:LOBO9DWG No.4753614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Props to you for ratting out that cock suck of a dealer.

You sound like a very genuine person. I would love to toke up with you.

smoking waifus by Jack Clonnerfield - Thu, 20 Nov 2014 16:27:06 EST ID:WJd1RFdX No.4752922 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what anime character would you smoke weed with?
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Rebecca Nedgebanks - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 16:01:10 EST ID:sQA1dpCJ No.4753483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I wanna smoke with MC Donald
Thorsday Cuntmuff - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 16:50:07 EST ID:4HQvBtA4 No.4753490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Motoko from Ghost in the shell
Barnaby Dradgepore - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 17:15:06 EST ID:OoWz8sNR No.4753494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ITT: homosex everywhere
Wesley Pickbury - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:15:59 EST ID:TbTchifd No.4753613 Ignore Report Quick Reply

TV shows for stoners by Cyril Hurrystone - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 21:45:04 EST ID:nIoSNbq9 No.4753553 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Name me a better show to watch baked

Amateur Tip: you possibly can't
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William Gidgedale - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:35:07 EST ID:tHZb6ENJ No.4753596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>community while kinda gay is also awesome if you ignore its quirkyness.

seems like you'd be ignoring the whole show
Lydia Murdhood - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:40:18 EST ID:1owQE21e No.4753599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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good or bad?
and I take it back, I think
may have it
>the interview scenes in the first episode
Reginald Windsor - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:12:28 EST ID:bWoUvR8P No.4753611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Eric Andre Show
Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:14:58 EST ID:zIkoC22o No.4753612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is not the only correct answer, but it is the MOST correct answer.

How do I get high again? by Matilda Werringheck - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:38:23 EST ID:5rz44qho No.4753569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need help guys. I want to get high as fuck. I don't remember the last time I was actually impressed by how high I was. This time last year one bowl or joint would melt my face off and anything more would make me feel too high. Right now I'll smoke at least 5 bowls, feel pretty meh and fall asleep. I remember when smoking weed used to have me grinning ear to ear and I remember getting so baked that I could just stare at my hands for hours. I really fucking miss that. I usually take at least a week long t-break after I run out, but lately my tolerance has been building up so quickly. I can't afford to quit for more than a week because then I'll start to lose weight. Plz help
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Nell Dosslesack - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:03:33 EST ID:9R7qDbx1 No.4753602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>haven't smoked in six months
>go to friends house
Friend :we are going to do dabs
Me:Uh ok, what are dabs
Friends: Butanol extract of THC
Me: ok

Me: take six large bong hits like i normally do with weed
Go inside,
sit on a chair,
do not move for the next twelve hours
Whole time I was having closed eye visuals of the music being played
Dabs are awesome
William Shakeson - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:05:25 EST ID:gfNar7f0 No.4753603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn. That sounds epic. I'm surprised you didn't just faint right off after you've took all those hits, first time dabbing even. top kek.
Charlotte Creckleson - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:19:20 EST ID:AJ6YpMCj No.4753605 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't agree with this, but you should drop acid anyway.

It does give weed some afterglow but it was nothing long-lasting for me.
Reginald Windsor - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 02:10:31 EST ID:bWoUvR8P No.4753610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Kinda related, don't wanna start my own thread
>used to be able to get stupid high, like almost psychedelic high, intense as fuck
>now I can only get kinda high
>If I smoke too much I just start shaking and get bad anxiety and feel terrible
Is it impossible for me to get really high anymore? How do I stop this? There's only really two highs for me anymore; kinda baked, and having a panic attack

Want to try selling by Smoke Moar - Wed, 19 Nov 2014 14:24:19 EST ID:9fF4OIOd No.4752470 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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well, alot of my friends are always looking for a dealer, making me think i should become one. any idea on how to start off and of coarse not get caught? parents/cop wise. anything that's not common knowledge would be great. im sure most have you have dealed before and would like to know how to keep safe and to keep a decent stash without it being taken away. (being in Long Island (island next to NYC) penalties aren't to bad here. Let me know
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Khan Spacerider - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 20:40:50 EST ID:l055aqCB No.4753537 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the definitive proof is the fact that people have been admitted to the fucking hospital and had legit physiological effects from purely that shit, and nothing else could have even potentially caused it.

As others have stated, permanent damage and or death can and has occured with the usage of spice. Shit is very addictive too, I've known so many people to get addicted to that shit. Just cuz weed doesnt have a physical mechanism of addiction, doesn't mean that the fuggin analogues sprayed on "weed looking" plant matter, designed to be addictive and fuck you up as hard as possible while disregarding everything else like safety.
Lana Shinglefoot - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 21:36:48 EST ID:CehQEvK3 No.4753551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I didnt know my roomate smoked and when I went into his room I saw spice. Now Im a very honest person and kind hoping for the best of everyone, but when I saw spice, I couldnt bring myself to tell him it was harmful Idk why

Maybe some day Ill tell him (not that ill guilt myself over his failures to know)
but may be I should have told him

fucking spices...
Doris Haddlenut - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:55:33 EST ID:ulj+ytMm No.4753573 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is your dealer speaking, do not become a dealer, 5 more pop up everyday now and the competitions getting retarded. The reward is no longer worth the risk. Unless you know how to get to kingpin status quick yer gonna quit before you even reup with an ounce
Brooke Cottle - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:48:26 EST ID:5wCiFuJB No.4753609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You never be at risk if you sell only to your 'friends', but I don't know your friends and friends come and go... meaning there's always risk involved.

Where's your supply? I can't say I'd recommend it.

tfw no gf by Knuckles Freebasin - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 11:11:28 EST ID:EpOdGl9r No.4753429 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how do I stop fapping when im high
The guilt I feel afterwards always kills my high

Pic related
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Lydia Sigglestack - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:19:46 EST ID:nu11TcMS No.4753566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
People think they need to meet God half way with their love and obedience to get into heaven. Grace is what makes you saved. Its nothing you did.
Nigel Binkinmuck - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:30:57 EST ID:RiO9myqY No.4753568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only time I ever feel guilty is if I'm trying to build up a huge load to drop on my girlfriend's face or tits, and I cave a day before I was gonna do it and then I'm left with a standard load the next day
Jenny Senkinham - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:34:20 EST ID:rJUZ6quG No.4753595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There are good faps and there are lame faps

Good faps are the "I worked all day, took a shower got high and jerked off to some crazy shit". The bad ones are "I wake and baked, rubbed one out so I'm do fuck all for the rest of the day" types
Brooke Cottle - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:40:48 EST ID:5wCiFuJB No.4753608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Fear not, prudish children...

You will be able to fap to anything in time, don't worry. The gay shit, the furry shit, the really weird shit. I have no desire to personally perform any of these in real life, no attraction to men. It's about power over inhibition.

Fear is your only real enemy, meet it head on and you will grow.

First high experience by Archie Muzzletet - Mon, 10 Nov 2014 19:54:10 EST ID:RxCUVG01 No.4749697 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Do you guys remember the first time you ever got high?

The first time I got high I forgot how to breathe which sent me into full blown panic mode causing me to, literally, shit all over my bed.
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Alabaster Abernather - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 17:06:40 EST ID:6coIjeHF No.4753493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>shift be over
>niggas be goin' to break
>invite FTW
>went shoppin totally mellow
Fred Falkland - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 21:19:30 EST ID:gd9WTJ05 No.4753547 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i got so high i had to crawl on all fours from my garage to my house then say in the living room with my spine feeling like a wet noodle i also heard voices

never again have i ever had anything even remotely close to that feeling before

the strain was some seriously good (15-20%) pure power plant
Man Davushka - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:21:01 EST ID:+hbt6IMo No.4753606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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20% pure weed per weed is ludicridiculous lawel jawel bawel tawel
Clara Drambleshaw - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 01:39:25 EST ID:GzzAw3F0 No.4753607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wake up op

You're still for the very first time, you're soo high you have hallucinated the past several years, of what your life could be like if you continue to smoke weed.

Do you not understand this isn't your true universe, but a parallel reality you brought into existence by blazing?

urinalysis by William Hepperkotch - Wed, 19 Nov 2014 20:34:27 EST ID:MuJB7+XI No.4752570 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know you guys get this all the time, but I just want to make sure I'm doing all I can.

I was notified of a random drug test tomorrow (urinalysis). I pretty much smoke every day, but I haven't since Monday (just pure coincidence), not that it would make a difference. I know it takes much longer than that.

Of course, I'm a little concerned. I went out and bought a ton of water, a bottle of cranberry juice, some gatorade, and a big juicy steak (creatine helps). What else can I do? I can't substitute or fuck with the sample, they are going to make me pull my pants down, my shirt up, and watch me piss into the cup.

Any suggestions/advice?
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Lilith Failburry - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 23:13:56 EST ID:Ax7BhBMD No.4753576 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This. You might have a shot if you dilute to the point where you're basically pissing straight water, and take creatine and B12 about 2 hours before the test to give your piss color.
Caroline Clenningchack - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 23:42:42 EST ID:E8EUxjyv No.4753584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You should be taking creatine every day anyway for the cognitive benefits.
Graham Bocklespear - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 23:56:07 EST ID:dPExgCZ8 No.4753588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Benefits of creatine are exaggerated, you don't even need that shit.
Lydia Murdhood - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:36:44 EST ID:1owQE21e No.4753598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>wanting creabloat when you don't even lift
have you ever taken the shit? Didn't love it

sober thread by Philly Jones - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 14:53:13 EST ID:XfzsGIE/ No.4753469 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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no money, no weed. Can't get any until Monday. Sober thread here. Is that Portsmouth guy still about?
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Hedda Nicklelat - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 17:16:26 EST ID:LUMfNtPu No.4753495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Finally ran out about 4 days ago despite my best efforts. First time truly dry since early September. Been grouchy and restless as fuck. Can anyone relate?
Philly Jones - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 17:20:33 EST ID:XfzsGIE/ No.4753496 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah man I wasn't feeling good. No appetite, headache.

not good really
Petronella Stubblystitching - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 17:38:10 EST ID:7oKKeAC1 No.4753497 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Dude, a guy gave you cash for nothing? Wow. You must have a way with people.
Vincent Staraknaknix - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:28:54 EST ID:sjDNg/kP No.4753594 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Been sober since school started.

Plan on re-upping during Christmas break.

weed smell by Comma Collon - Mon, 10 Nov 2014 16:16:28 EST ID:S75roDh5 No.4749617 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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my apartment stinks like weed... my balcony door and window are open... a candle is going... i sprayed febreeze/ ac is going.. but it sells like weed STRONK

how do i get this smell manageable?
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Wesley Penkinfoot - Thu, 20 Nov 2014 13:26:21 EST ID:2NLOFwir No.4752862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ozium is seriously the shit, fucking love how it smells
Haze Smokestack - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 23:48:01 EST ID:36qL17wj No.4753585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Get one of these little jolly african-americans right here. The full size though, the jr isn't worth shit.

Get this guy for like 20-30$ at your local headshop or online then take one hits from your bong and sploof that shit.

The Carbon filters are fucking nuts. Its a highgrade sploof. Lasts a lot of hits too.
Smoke Moar - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 23:59:51 EST ID:bCmknAqI No.4753589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You gotta go down to the hardware store amd pick up one of the cheap collapsible ducting tubes. Theyre basically a slinky with plastic sheets on it to form a tube that is flexible.

Anyways you set up a fan facing out your window. Stuff blankets around it to insulate and prevent smoke blowing back in the space around the fan. Use a sploof or smoke buddy and set the ducting up so its conveniently in your smoke spot. Blow your hits through the sploof into the ducting where its ventilated outside.

No more leaning out windows or over windowsills, you can smoke comfortsbly anywhere within the range of your ducting. The ducting is collapsible fo easy storage to like 25 feet compresses down to like only 2 or 3 feet so you can stuff it in a gym bag or the box it came in if you need to hide it for any reason
Arlen Hashbottom - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:09:11 EST ID:u2x1Vs1t No.4753591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Are you using a pipe?

next pipe by Fred Falkland - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 20:38:24 EST ID:gd9WTJ05 No.4753536 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so lemme give you some backstory weed, i am a very security concious person, i have a burner phone with a spoofed IMEI so no one can trace my phone activity back to me, i have a single computer that is highly locked down, all my data is so secure if i ever forgot my passwords i would lose everything, and i avoid security cameras and wear attire that hides my face from cameras and facial recognition software, being a person who loves his freedom of privacy i always destroy all glass pipes i have after a few months of ownership and harvest all the resin from them, i dont like the idea of having somthing so incriminating within my possession

but i am about to buy my first bong that i will not destroy, what are some good ways to secure it and make sure that my purchase can in no way be traced to me?
i wish i could just buy this shit with bitcoins......
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Fred Falkland - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:11:27 EST ID:gd9WTJ05 No.4753562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
one day your freedom will be gone (tomorrow) and you will wonder what it was all those great grandparents of yours fought for when they invaded the beaches of Normandy as they watched their friends get chopped down by machine-gun fire as they invaded a place they knew nothing about just so you could be free

you wont know that the things we have to deal with on a daily basis were considered total science fiction by George Orwell back in the 80s
Eliza Brellershaw - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:17:19 EST ID:rECEBy7Z No.4753565 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol @ "what if i am congress one day they'll know i had a bong"
Considering the last several PRESIDENTS have done coke, smoked bud, and done all sorts of crazy shit they admitted to and nobody gave a shit I think you'll be fine.

Honestly whoever suggested you should quit weed and find a drug that makes you less paranoid was right. You are fucked in the head, I don't necessarily agree with the whole "if you aren't doing anything wrong then why does it matter?" logic but in your case this should apply.
Vincent Staraknaknix - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 23:37:34 EST ID:sjDNg/kP No.4753582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow this thread is autistic as fuck.
Smoke Moar - Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:06:43 EST ID:bCmknAqI No.4753590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No actually the very fact that you know about all this conspiracy theory bullshit means hundreds if not thousands of other people do also. Everyone I know who is of moderate intelligience and even retards will tell you the government isnt to be trusted and wants to control us all

This very fact alone means our freedoms can never truly be taken from us. People are aware of shit, not to mention theres enough conflicting powers in the world that if the us goes to shit, move to canada for example or vice versa or wherever the fuck you need to go to be free.

So long as you have legs and the will to run you are free

Oh noes, my smoking spot- GONE! by Edward Sorringdock - Thu, 20 Nov 2014 15:26:31 EST ID:X03eYWgo No.4752898 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So for years and years, on Thanksgiving, in order to tolerate my crazy grandparents and the monotony of Thanksgiving, I have always stayed stoned the whole time. I think I've been stoned for every Thanksgiving dinner (if you've never eaten Thanksgiving dinner while high as balls, I highly recommend it) for the past 10 years.

That was, until this year. Over the summer, the back woods where I always went to smoke have been demolished to make new townhouses in the subdivision. My precious annual smokin' spot: gone.

Anyone have any experience with smoking at family gatherings and the best ways to get away with it when you're working in tight quarters? (There's gonna be a lot of people in a relatively small house)

I know this sounds like a newb question but I haven't had to hide smoking since I was 19 or so (except Thanksgiving smoking in the woods), so my memory is rusty, haha. Pic related, it's how I feel whenever I have to visit them.
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Cannabus Maximus - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 15:45:51 EST ID:+vApnIWk No.4753477 Ignore Report Quick Reply

People confuse "kick in" with hitting peak effects it seems.
Cannabus Maximus - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 15:47:26 EST ID:+vApnIWk No.4753478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Also just realized I currently have the coolest name on this board.
>fresh as fuck
Wesley Bonderhood - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:09:41 EST ID:M7M7nW33 No.4753505 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP reporting in

I mentioned it to my dad, and he pointed out there is the little river a little ways past where the old woods used to be. He said smoke on the bridge since it's isolated and it'd be a little more open for us to air out. Problem solved.

Doris Haddlenut - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 22:59:59 EST ID:ulj+ytMm No.4753575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
sounds like you need to start going to your father more than asking abuncha stoned liberal hippies think about how to hide smoking from your father.

No carb; No money by Umawuma Filangey - Fri, 21 Nov 2014 14:07:03 EST ID:pMO4XShi No.4753214 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys I lifted this from my Chemistry lab today and it WOULD be the perfect piece accept there is no carb. Help a poorfag out and tell me how do I put a carb in this thing without a diamond drill bit?
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Cornelius Buzzleweck - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 19:51:02 EST ID:ufwOPHRN No.4753524 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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yeah go ahead and use it OP great idea im sure every student who ever used that apparatus ensured 100% of the chemicals were cleaned out

top idea, you are a great student

hope life goes great for you and you keep making awesome decisions e.g. pic related good move
Charlotte Creckleson - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 19:53:17 EST ID:AJ6YpMCj No.4753526 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well yeah, I took Bio and Chem in high school for basic shit and then am currently taking Bio in college and I'll be doing Chem next year. If OP was in college he wouldn't be worried about ghetto rigging shit, he'd just walk into a fucking headshop.
Charlotte Creckleson - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 19:55:34 EST ID:AJ6YpMCj No.4753528 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also, getting a C (maybe B?) or higher was a prerequisite in the corresponding high school class was a prerequisite for taking both Bio and Chem at my college so I would think that's how most people do it
Charlotte Creckleson - Sat, 22 Nov 2014 19:56:04 EST ID:AJ6YpMCj No.4753529 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i am high as shit but you get it
nb sorry 4 triple post

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