>>4207730
I dont fuck with shitty dealers. If a guy is taking too long he gets a "Dont need you anymore someone else hooked me up" text

Its a fucking business and you have to earn my patronage

>>4207730

>hit up dealer around 8
>yo nig can u hook me up
>foshotrick
>cool, is now good
>anytime anyplace
> ok meet me at the albertsons
>drive to albertson
>hey where u at dog
>tell me hes in the next town over
>wait patheintly
>get text telling me to come to town hall.
>he drove past me coming back from the other town to go about half an hour to the center of my town before hitting me up to drive out there

fucking prick. a lesser man would have called the cops on his bitch ass.

>Call dealer around 5am
>"Bro can you come to my house with an eighth? I'm not feeling good and could use some KUSH.
>5 Minutes later hes at my doorstep
>"Get better bro, this should help ya out"
>Hands me the biggest eighth iv'e ever seen.
>Fuck yes, Vancouver

>>4207792

8am*

Too high to type

>>4207697

1. maybe .8-1 gram a day
   
2. two or three times a day, maybe 3/5 the day every day
   
3. i guess only like 40 bucks a month now that i think about it

1. about 7-10 grams
   
2. every waking miniute
   
3. 0 dollars

1. I don't count that shit but usually about an eighth a week
   
2. Probably like 8 hours
   
3. 150 or less

a gram on weekdays, I hit half of the bowl when I wake up and then when I get home I finish it.

on weekends I smoke as much as I can

That hit of marijuana.

If anyone remembers this awesome ass thread, that'd be SLAYER. But this is basically mine.

>Apples worth of weed

uguu

>>4207771
I remember you!
that thread had SLAYER

>>4207748

Ok, I don't know how it is in NC, but if it's anything similar to VA, you'll have a 6 month license suspension, 30-50 hours of community service, and maybe a small fine. That obstruction of justice charge might make your penalties harsher though, when I got arrested I was a minor and it was my first offense.

I wasnt driving though so hopfully i wont get my license suspension

>>4207777

It's automatic in VA, doesn't matter if you're driving or not, in fact I don't event think there are DUI laws on the books for weed.

Yah thats what im saying. Hopefully i just get probation and a fine. I wish i knew how much it was going to be though

>>4207783
You can't figure this out? Just take it right before you go in and leave the MFLB at home.

They dont search you bro just becareful while partaking

just eat them before you enter foo

in between the ass cheeks

>>4207779

also, entry into a smoke shop (with interest in glass blowing but no experience) how do? i know a friend who got an interview with one, but it was in a small town so much less competition.

>has multiple seizures
>asks a weed internet board for advice
>wut

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>4207409
yes you probably smoke a fuck ton. a friend of mine a while back smoked all day erry day and started having seizures from the ganga. he went into the doc and they said his blood had a thc content level of about 20%. your over doing it mah boi, go see your doc and ask him when you'll be good to toke again.

my estimate is 6 weeks sober, if i had a gavel i'd bang it

>Smoke Weed
>Have Seizures

Yeah get the fuck to the hospital, it's not the weed causing your seizures and you damn well want to figure out what is causing them.

>>4207747
your joints need to be bigger bro

>>4207399
The thing is though he came nowhere close to clearing all the smoke he wasted and most of it just poured out while he coughed like a bitch. We called him out on it and told him we were only lighting it once and if he let it go out, he was getting skipped. Fixed things right up.

>>4207626
>one is never too high, always stay for the next joint untill all the weed is smoked

Seems like whoever made that rule has obviously never been too high lol

I've got one rule, it's pretty simple

>Don't be an asshole

Pretty much covers everything dickish anyone could do.

>>4207503
that's like when people say Africa is a country lolol
nb

100% fine weed is your best option. Disregard the cancerous tobacco.

>>4207259
100:0 weed to tobacco
every time no exceptions

90/10 and I live in santa cruz, i enjoy a bit of tobacco, some people dont, to each their own

If you want to have the highest peak you can have, make a waterfall and smoke all the weed in the shortest amount of time you can.

Smoke it all at once through the steamroller, fuck homemade pieces

I would say pack a few bowls or roll a couple joints

>>4206232
hahaha u crack up!

>>4207538
A few years ago I was flying to the US virgin islands with my family and I forgot my ID. I did bring, hooweverr, a pack of cigs with some cigarette-disguised joints mixed in. So when we go to the checkpoint I had to be patted down, so I just asked my dad to carry them in his pocket for me, and he immediately assumed I didn't want my mom and sisters to see that I smoked cigarettes. I was even able to bring back a nug I got from the locals, in my deodorant stick in luggage

I have also used the deodorant stick in luggage to bring joints to colorado last year. However, both times I was lucky not to have drug dogs, so do your homework on your airport. Houston for me, btw

>>4206212
in a mason jar with coffie grinds with the weed in a ziplock bag, drug dog can't smell through the scent of coffie O_0

>>4207714
That's actually not true at all. Dogs don't smell like humans do, they smell everything collectively then dissect it. We smell a hamburger, they smell beef, meat spices, a bun, lettuce, onions, etc.

We smell coffee, they smell weed AND coffee. Ya dig?

The only way to 100% beat a drug dog is to use gloves when putting your herbs in a vacuum sealed metal container, seal the container 100%, and dip the entire thing in isopropyl alcohol to get rid of any residual traces (as THC and other cannibanoids are alcohol soluble) on the outside. The dog can't smell inside the container, as it is 100% airtight, and you've eliminated all external traces.

>This dry Mini Sherlock from Molino Glass features a 'ducktail' shape beneath the flattened mouthpiece. The colour theme is blue stripes circling all around the piece.
>This dry Mini Shelock
>This dry
>DRY

Not a bubbler.

nb

>>4207749
I know that. It's just a pipe with water in the bottom basically. I wanted to know what I can use as a tube to make the smoke travel through the water to the bottom of the water chamber and making it work like an actual bubbler. Is there a place where they sell thin glass tubes for this kind of stuff?

>>4207758
Theres nothing you can use. Its not a bubbler its a regular old bowl.

>>4207758

it doesnt want water in it ... it wants to be DRY like it advertises

My dog doesnt like weed. Ive been trying to get him high for years now.


Itd just be cool ya know, to like shre that with him. But he's gotta be straight edge

>>4207736

>My dog doesnt like weed. Ive been trying to get him high for years now.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I understand getting pets high (trying it at first and if the pet seems to like then continuing), however you just sound like a dick why would you pester your dog like that, if you can tell he/she doesn't like it then why keep trying - there's a point where it becomes animal abuse

>>4207751

Oh I forgot /weed/ is full of edgy 16 year olds.

When I'm on the deck with him smoking and he comes over I blow a little his way. Not in his face. I dont wrestle him down and blow it in his ear. I just blow a little his way to invite him into the circle if he's interested. He turns away and thats that.

Hardly call that animal abuse, bro.

>>4207735

>Q:What are the symptoms of cats exposed to marijuana?
>A:The symptoms are most commonly the same sort you might observe in humans:

>Lethargy
>Uncoordinated, Falling over
>Depression, Sometimes Alternating with Agitation or Anxiety
>Vomiting
>Bradycardia (Slow Heart Rate)
>Seizures, Sometimes Coma

LOLWAT

I've seen tons of sick pieces on http://www.everyonedoesit.com/ (inb4viralmarketing)

Also grasscity has a bunch of good pieces. I suggest the raindrop piece by molino (http://www.grasscity.com/us_en/smoking-pipes/bongs-waterpipes/molino-glass-mini-bong-raindrop.html) or this beauty (http://www.grasscity.com/us_en/black-leaf-4-arm-tree-percolator-ice-bong-ashcatcher-blue.html)

Now that I've helped you... I request source on that fine gal in your picture op.

i've bought a really nice pipe off of etsy. i was emailing the store owner who helped me by it through paypal (paypal can't be used to buy tobacco products)
really good quality, thick color changing glass. octopus chilling on the top watching over my bowl. almost had it for 2 years now.
if you're just looking for a pipe, go on etsy but if you want something water-filtered try the sites >>4207575 posted

>>4207575

Search "maid buns" on google you should find DLs for the full vid.

>>4207101
The science to this is cold temps causes vapors to condense (thc in this case)
Cold water is counter-productive towards getting high in this regard.
Hot water and ice is my favorite. It will only break your bong if you have shitty glass.
Get pyrex.
I use steaming hot water from my sink and put a single cube in the notch.
Make sure it's not too hot for your lungs to pull is all.

>>4207101

well technically wouldnt MORE of both thc and tars be dissolved into the warm water than cold water?

>>4207171
I have no idea.

>>4206811
not HOT, but warm water is real nice in a bong
believe it or not, hot water is still colder than the smoke in the bong

>>4207627

Op, your friend is right, you're an idiot and a sucker, nice pic though!

>>4207650

home·grown
adjective /ˈhōmˈgrōn/ 

Grown or produced in one's own garden or country

• a basket of homegrown fruit
  

Belonging to one's own particular locality or country

• a jazz concert featuring homegrown artists
  

-grown or originating in a particular place

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>>4207627
some mmj isnt that potent and is meant for newer patients i believe. generally when you hear "medical" to describe your bud, it means its gonna be some good shit though

Not all dispensaries have high standards. It really depends where you look.