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Good ol' weed stories thread by Hugh Nackledark - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 14:02:40 EST ID:mttuc1ka No.4812344 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I never see good stoner stories threads anymore, so let's post some.
>like 15
>best friend since 5th grade just got me into smoking weed
>soph year of highschool
>buy some dank
>decide it's a good idea to find a place on the huuuuuge property of our school (it had a forest behind it and shit) to go and smoke weed during a football game
>arrive at hs around an hour before game starts, discover that the entire school and all it's halls are unlocked
>wander around just goofing off
>"dude let's go upstairs in the gym"
Little info: the gym in our highschool had a second floor that was like 20-30 ft up, and the top floor had a whole other basketball court in it. It also happened to be completely blocked off by a massive blue curtain.
>get upstairs, "dude let's climb to the top of the folded up bleachers and smoke"
>climb climb climb
>we're feet from the ceiling, so far that nobody can even tell people are up there from the ground through a little mesh in the top of the curtain
>make bong out of gatorade I bought because 15 and no piece
>smoke 3 or 4 bowls, get really blasted
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Arlen Hashbottom - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:39:29 EST ID:QGVM2XFc No.4812439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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another time
>be in high school
>be smoking in the woods with a guy I was into at the time
>woods is a secluded spot, but people use the trails
>in the middle of smoking when we think we someone looking at us
>we were at a low part of the area by a stream
>i panic and try to put away weed
>he panics and tries to run toward the thing
>he steps in the mud
>realize that it's a squirrel
>laugh our asses off
>make out to calm our nerves
we leave after that shit lol
Molly Brookdale - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:58:53 EST ID:xStl10Oj No.4812444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow. These stories are lame.
Brad Cunnilingus - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:05:53 EST ID:+hbt6IMo No.4812459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have some saved ones, should I put em down or is this OC only thread?
Yak Nosaline - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:29:00 EST ID:FPAE/Xkj No.4812467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wouldn't hurt. This board doesn't exactly move at lightspeed.

I know what video that gif is from, my fuckin' stoner roomate would put that video on every time we got high for the entirety of first semester last year

Roll thread by Jeffrey Jizzstain - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 16:59:49 EST ID:dwAFbG1C No.4812387 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How'd I do?
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Whitey Blatherfuck - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:18:50 EST ID:6hadkxAW No.4812395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pretty good for a cop
Jack Dankinnadge - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:18:02 EST ID:ffO+39xR No.4812461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They teach you how to roll in the academy? I assume for undercover operations you have to be able to roll semi well?
Molly Brookdale - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:24:32 EST ID:xStl10Oj No.4812462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why do you guys even post your rolls? There's nothing interesting about them. These roll threads are pointless. They're always just full of average rolls. If it was a super long joint or something I'd say it's worth posting but... whyd you brag about your mediocre rolling skills?
Gordon Strain - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:28:27 EST ID:enKPO5O1 No.4812466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

How is he bragging? Maybe he's a new smoker/roller and just wants some feedback

comfy thread by Molly Crullyfeck - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 22:19:31 EST ID:bjhPaK7n No.4812237 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>pouring rain outside my window
>in warm bed with fireplace running
>on 420chan with blunt in hand
Who /comfy/ here
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Molly Brookdale - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:20:11 EST ID:xStl10Oj No.4812450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's what I'm talking about. He was pointing it out not only introverts do it, then he says the average AMERICAN. While it's literally an average person, being american doesn't have much to do with this.
Dongle McSpoogelheim - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:21:49 EST ID:+K3GsZjL No.4812451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Chilling on apartment balcony
>Smoking a bowl and a cig
>Listening to playlist of favorite songs
>Sky's getting ready to rain

10/10 comfy

Jesus Hayzeus - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:25:38 EST ID:+qFZJTc1 No.4812452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Gotcha. I misunderstood the nature of your comment.
Have a nice day.
Gordon Strain - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:26:31 EST ID:enKPO5O1 No.4812465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Got some really high quality Kratom from hipster bar
>Smoked from my new piece
>Made some organic green tea
>Listening to rain with windows open
>Planning a nature/camping trip

Man I'm fucking comfy right now. The warm green tea feels like heaven in my body.

Never had kratom before but this feels almost exactly like painkillers

giggles by Charles Demmertork - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:25:58 EST ID:vxrMagz3 No.4812463 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been smoking/vaping for about a month now, weed has never made me get the giggles. I feel great, but I've never had my mind blown or gotten the giggles?

Am I just not getting high enough?

Bongs? by Barnaby Hillyman - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 16:11:39 EST ID:87a7CL0K No.4812369 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /420/, I want to invest in a nice smoking device since I'm starting to smoke more dope.

Right now I have a simple globe bong I got for fifty bucks at a flea market, it does alright but I want something nicer.

Online headshop links would be great.

My budget is 150-250, if it's dope I can throw in another fifty

I care more about functionality over form.

I know very little about percs, what are the best types and why? My recommendation from friends were either honeycomb or a fritted disc.

Also for this price point is it more wise to invest in a nice vape? (Volcano)

Thank you in advance.
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Edwin Sunderman - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:21:24 EST ID:3A8t+3va No.4812433 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Best functionality for $100 in the right spot, great for dabs
Jenny Songermedge - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:46:05 EST ID:ltWlQHBk No.4812440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Phineas Nollkeif - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:00:55 EST ID:2s6PQuK9 No.4812458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
buy copper wire
David Bunnerfoot - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:07:25 EST ID:mfYWTZvu No.4812460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I had one that looked almost exactly like this (different color, and slightly wider base).
One of the best piece's I ever had... But then it broke, and the company that made it are bumblefucks and didn't send the special order I made to replace it.....so fuck them, but damn if I ain't heart broken about that piece.
> tldr; looks good to go, and is a good price

High with others outside by Molly Hoddledock - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:34:29 EST ID:dwAFbG1C No.4812455 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>hang out with bro
>get munchies
>go to chinese buffett
>tfw us

Everyone around us were mostly local Asians (I live in an asian part of town) but they didn't care much.
William Fennerham - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:56:08 EST ID:IkMsQtAX No.4812457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>but they didn't care much.
iktf nb
Molly Brookdale - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 22:26:28 EST ID:xStl10Oj No.4812464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Everyone around us were mostly local Asians (I live in an asian part of town) but they didn't care much.
Whatd you expect? They start jumping around and shout DEEZ AMURICAN PEOPRE WUT R DEY DOING HERRE
Also this is a facebook post, not a thread. nb

Ganja by Bongdrop Macgyver - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:17:31 EST ID:rWNyY/Nz No.4812394 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Sup everyone. Yesterday I took two hits from a bowl and I have a PO meeting on the 11th. How long will it take to get out my system?
Pussy for compensation.
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Albert Grandman - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:41:50 EST ID:4MZiY3Fz No.4812403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Turn yourself off and on
Nigger Tootstone - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:16:02 EST ID:PIgu/ZHL No.4812447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wow. Thought I could get advice from this place.
Reuben Churryfuck - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:16:56 EST ID:5C8eRdjI No.4812449 Ignore Report Quick Reply

/detox/ nigga.
Jesus Hayzeus - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:29:34 EST ID:+qFZJTc1 No.4812454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Alright, fine. Do some heavy aerobic exercise. Go run for an hour and push yourself. Build up a good sweat and do this for a few days. Drink plenty of water. It is possible to "sweat it out" by exercising as you burn some fat and increase your metabolic rate. Also, eat clean. It's a misconception that you should avoid fats. If anything, avoid processed carbs and processed food in general. Again, drink plenty of water. Buy a home test kit and see if you're clean after 5 days of exercising. If you push yourself hard, you should definitely be clean, assuming you're not obese and you were pretty clean before you took those 2 hits.

Communing with the cosmos and beyond by Graham Turveyshaw - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 13:09:43 EST ID:4JpUAHEc No.4812340 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Weed when I smoke it makes me see stars in my head, I remember the pulse of the cosmos and my third eye begins to show me symbolic representations of reality. I'm really liking the high but I keep finding that weed puts me in situations with downtrodden people, it could just be my city but I'm trying to find a way to commune with the universe and be safe. I've tried yoga and meditation and veganism, but these usually lead to a blank mind of peace. I'm trying to have interstellar travel like on psychedelics, is this what we turn to when we desire these things? Or am I just not going hardcore enough into the sober practices. What are the benefits of seeing Gods, Angels, or fairies; sometimes I'm just in the mood to smoke weed and let those things fade away.
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Moleman Manyblunts - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 15:11:29 EST ID:Ay+9gu5O No.4812359 Ignore Report Quick Reply
"I remember the pulse of the cosmos and my third eye begins to show me..."

Man i remember that whole "at one with the universe" wavelength right before my psychotic episode. I was meditating multiple times a day, smoking loads of weed - which i felt was bringing me "closer" to that zen like state. I felt out of control of my own life, having my path "shown" to me by the universe through a series of revelations, coincidences, warnings and such. Everything got warped out of shape by trying to be this higher wavelength while surrounded by normal teenagers. Before i knew it i was caught up in conspiracies, apocalypses, everything was a warning and being one step closer to transcending. I chased the rabbit, saw how deep that rabbit hole goes and ended up getting sectioned for a while. It was quite a trip, but ultimately meaningless.

Honestly give up now. Forget about this bullshit and go back to the real world before it's too late. People get lost in this shit and it's the most pretentious bullshit ever. Someone else put these delusions in your head - if you actually think about it, none of what you are saying is your own material... it's all religious/tripper babble that has been soaked up by your sponge of a brain.

When you smoke weed, you are high. Your mind becomes more susceptible to believing total bullshit in this state. You may well believe that your experience of this "cosmos" and "third eye" shit is real, but chances are you are just stoned.

My main gripe is that all this talk flies in the face of the original OG monks - they dedicated their lives to this, removed themselves from society, had teachers and masters. Spending centuries away from life, isolated and tripping out on the meaning of life. Why is it that in modern society, we seem to think we can fuck this with stuff and get the same results with a few joints and couple "how to meditate" youtube videos.
Ian Hiffingtetch - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 15:25:27 EST ID:BieIkxq6 No.4812361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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QFT, OP check urself before you wreck urself. Or just drop AL-LAD for general purpose frying your synapses. Sure the UK muzzie dudes on it 24/7, AL-LAD DUUUUUUUUUDE XXDDD
Jenny Songermedge - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:26:31 EST ID:ltWlQHBk No.4812453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you know your describing a ket/mxe hole right? Try it man you will love it, close your eyes & follow the darkness till your body is not & your mind travels as if flying
Jesus Hayzeus - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:45:28 EST ID:+qFZJTc1 No.4812456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna parrot what most other people said. Nothing you said is original and really it's all a load of bullshit. Doing drugs doesn't make you a better person, nor does it give you more knowledge than you had before doing drugs, besides knowledge relating to how to do drugs.

My advice to you would be to lay off drugs for a while and settle down a bit. You're really on a road to nowhere if you spend too much time thinking about nonsense. Focus on things you enjoy doing and stop worrying about how you can get "more in touch with the universe" in the future. Live in the moment.

Stoner survey by Moleman Manyblunts - Thu, 09 Jul 2015 11:29:10 EST ID:AGTwEYaD No.4806769 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Haven't seen one of these in a minute

>favorite method of smoking?
>least favorite?
>favorite cigar/rillo/wrap/ or paper?
>whats your take on proper stoner etiquette?
>what sketches you out?
>whats your "golden rule"?
>do you have a ritual before/during/after smoking?
>quantity or quality?
>whats your favorite thing to do while high?
>what type of music gets you jammin?
i'll strangle you if you just write "anything chill brooo"
>whats that one song you always have to play mid sesh
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Reginald Bluntstein - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 16:40:10 EST ID:Stk0AB9X No.4812379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drunk answer, haven't smoked yet but intend to

>favorite method of smoking?
  1. Bong / gravity bong
  2. spliff
    >least favorite?
I guess a shitty bong that doesn't work properly and tastes like shit. Gravity bongs used to be my least favorite but you just need to put a small amount of weed in them and no tobacco

>favorite cigar/rillo/wrap/ or paper?
I buy ocb slim kingsizes for spliffs, although I prefer smoking from a bong or something
>whats your take on proper stoner etiquette?
Well you know, pass the whatever and don't be an asshole and all that...
>what sketches you out?
"they know"
>whats your "golden rule"?
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Reuben Debberham - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 18:33:17 EST ID:soFZ+DB9 No.4812414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>favorite method?
Anything with filtration excluding joints. Smokes back for you
>least favorite?
Cans or other hazardous homemade shit.
>favorite cigarillo?
Swisher anything. Don't like blunts too much though.
>stoner etiquette?
>sketches me out?
If I am driving and know I cannot hide the herb.
>golden rule?
ALWAYS LET THE OWNER OF THE PIECE PACK THE BOWL UNLESS HE SAYS OTHERWISE. So many of my friends pack a bowl so they will get green hit and my bubbler's bowl is big so if the weed is to finely grinded it will fall through and it will waste weed. The owner of the piece will know a lot more about what kind of bowls to pack.
Cigerettes or alcohol.
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Jeffrey Jizzstain - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:30:09 EST ID:dwAFbG1C No.4812423 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Because I don't want to blow myself up.

>One hit per person, let my guest kill the joint
>shady people
>Be cool
>I drink coconut water
>listen to music
>depends on my mood but usually chill, mellow stuff deal with it
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Lillian Shittingdale - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:12:20 EST ID:9DOjTUmK No.4812446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>favorite method of smoking?

Probably a nice fat joint, I would say blunt but the health reasons keep me from smoking them as much. Bongs are fun too.

>least favorite?

I don't have a least favorite.

>favorite cigar/rillo/wrap/ or paper?

For blunts just a regular swisher or the occasional dutch. I've used backwoods and they burn amazingly slow but the tobacco taste/buzz is pretty heavy for someone who doesn't smoke cigarettes. Papers I don't really give a shit, raw, elements, zig zag are all fine.

>whats your take on proper stoner etiquette?

Don't be an asshole. Don't get greedy with other people's weed. Try not to be the guy who just talks about how high you are.
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BWH FUCKING HARDCORE COOL by Miles Edgeworth - Sun, 21 Jun 2015 19:46:16 EST ID:S+G6e1FZ No.4802879 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Billy Penishands - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:34:40 EST ID:fbNau2CO No.4812425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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One last bowl for the night being packed right now.

Gonna wake and bake tomorrow morning tho
Comma Collon - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:52:57 EST ID:Fb3w6j17 No.4812428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Quick bump from the time frame
Finnegan Fluffmire - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:24:16 EST ID:ojgg2ne7 No.4812436 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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weed salvia and blue lotus is a superb mix oh lerd
Angus Blytheson - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:01:07 EST ID:bgSRgZCB No.4812445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this baamp while high still lives!

Prices on weed by JoseJackson - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:39:12 EST ID:qPzdnRBa No.4812427 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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$4,000 for a half pound of weed in SW part of FL?!?!?! Is that even possible???? lol
Lillian Shittingdale - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:46:56 EST ID:9DOjTUmK No.4812441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's 500 an ounce.
Cyril Chubberdudging - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:51:22 EST ID:9KzjyH5b No.4812442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Molly Brookdale - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:57:21 EST ID:xStl10Oj No.4812443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
imperial measurement plebs

What kind of stoner are you? by Sunny Rapekit - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 21:44:36 EST ID:QGVM2XFc No.4812233 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>What kind of stoner are you?
Are you solitary stoner that likes to toke in peace?
Are you a socializing stoner that loves to toke with others?
Are you a blend of the two?
Or are you even something different than this?
Holy fuck I'm high
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Richter Bellemont - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:35:50 EST ID:+K3GsZjL No.4812426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Solitary stoner.
I find people who aren't my best friend/close friends extremely irritating when I'm high.
Phineas Snodlock - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:08:47 EST ID:VXUmU+el No.4812431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm a solitary stoner primarily, I don't really care for sitting around burning out with other people unless I'm drinking..
I smoke with people a majority of the time I go out to drink, which is 1-2 times a week.

>If a close friend is in the area and wants to smoke I have no objections, I just think smoking weed is kind of a personal thing I don't like to flaunt or project that as a part of my personality to the world.
Lucy Steamcunt - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:10:58 EST ID:1qjZyf0h No.4812432 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I smoke alone. Been smoking for four day straight now, but I feel a little down about my life. Sometimes weed gives me great reflection, but sometimes it also shows me things I didn't necessarily wish to see. It is a good friend, as a drug, tells me what I need to hear.

Have a great night
James Tillingwater - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 20:21:36 EST ID:yVtF7bfX No.4812434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I never acted like a fuck stick, it was my friends who did that. Thus, I stopped smoking with them as much as I used to.

It's sad, really, because a handful of them turned into deadbeats, living from somebody's couch to another just getting high. They had bright futures and threw them away.

SOUNDCLOUD THREAD by Samuel Drollypuck - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:01:24 EST ID:sMBgzSmS No.4812420 Locked Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Didn't find one on the board. Post your home-brew tunes to be heard!

Listen, smoke, comment, rate.

Our stuff:


> improv stoner noise rock, sarcasm
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Samuel Drollypuck - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 19:06:07 EST ID:sMBgzSmS No.4812421 Ignore Report Quick Reply

FFS i was trying to post this somewhere else... too stoned, sorry

Crying for Jesus? by Tasslehoff Burrfoot - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:28:18 EST ID:JKArSw/X No.4812399 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Got high yesterday and had a cry for Jesus. Was diagnosed with schizophrenia previously but I wanted to vape some weed because I have akathisia and I wanted to relax.
At first I had pleasant thoughts then I had negative and even paranoid thoughts.
An Ayahuasca Shaman said that the more he takes Ayahuasca the stronger he gets. So I'm hoping to apply the smae to weed/THC.

The weed I got was from a friend and I knew it wasn't medical grade. Supposedly weed in the west has been bred to have high levels of THC and low levels of CBD. So I need a medical grade weed I think. I saw a video on youtube of a woman who was injected with equal amounts of CBD and THC, more like the natural make of the plant, and she had the giggles.
I'm hoping to experience the calming effects of weed but I always get paranoid.

After crying for Jesus it came as a surprise to me because I never really believed in the guy. I heard from John M. Allegro that Jesus Christ was actually symbol for a magic mushroom. But I don't understand why I started to cry for Jesus on the comedown of toking weed. I've had compassion for the story of Christ but never really believed that God could impregnate some human woman and she would give birth to his son.

This is the video I was talking about:

They refer to CBD as cannabinoid.
Man Davushka - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:37:45 EST ID:1qjZyf0h No.4812401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I like Indica, but sometimes the physical laziness is annoying. I don't like to slouch all day. Sativa's cerebral highs are awesome, but sometimes they wire me up and I get to thinking paranoid thoughts. I like to mix them, or find a hybrid strain.

You could have just needed a good cry for all you know.
Tasslehoff Burrfoot - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 18:07:39 EST ID:JKArSw/X No.4812408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, during my trip I don't remember feeling the akathisia.
I was so involved with my thoughts and had to do the dishes that I forgot abotu it I think.
I'd like to try again. When I was crying I was caught crying by my grandmother and she asked me what was wrong and all I could think was "Don't tell her, you'll break her heart" because I wanted to tell her that people say Jesus Christ isn't real... Then I started to think about my grandmother's alzheimer's and just thought "she probably won't know what I'm talking about so I won't say anything." Then she just told me some stories from her past. After that my parents came home and they called my cell phone telling me I forgot to take out the trash... Anyway, for some reason I decided to tell them what happened to me, but I didn't tell them I got high because they don't believe in toking marijuana.
They use marijuana extracts topically to treat pain but if I tell them about toking my father just jokingly says "Yeah you won't feel pain because of how stoned you'll be."
At the beginning I was very insightful about who I was and everything I've learned about religion and it made me feel like bettering myself, then I had these paranoid thoughts after my game session of Titanfall froze that hackers were responsible for freezing my game. I even thought hackers were in the game so I shot at my own team mates.
For some reason I told my parents all about this. I blamed it on my schizophrenia. Plus I'm on antipsychotics so my dopamine levels are affected right now.
With my schizophrenia I don't often have delusion but I did have them in the past I got in trouble with police and ended up hospitalized 3 times.
That sucked.

Anyway, I'm willing to try weed again and will probably report about it here soon because my parents will be out. I hope to induce a good trip because I was listening to a song by Electric Moon at the time I was high. It's called Doomsday Machine. I misheard the lyrics to people telling me to kill myself because I thought my computer was hacked after my game session.
Man Davushka - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 18:18:14 EST ID:1qjZyf0h No.4812410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah, I know what you mean by all that stuff. They're called ideas of reference, or delusions. Weed can trick me into believing in them sometimes, make me forget that there are other options to consider, my mind will jump straight to an idea and trap me in a bubble. That's how a bad trip starts, I gotta recognize when I am being narrow minded and judgmental, and then I just gotta let go of all those thoughts. Let go and breathe.

I have been working on anxiety with marijuana for several years, but I do not know what weed is doing to your schizophrenia, really. Be careful that you don't start confusing realities, weed can make it easy for a well person to feel ill in the head, so what it can do to someone who is schizophrenic, I don't know.

I hope your next high is what you're looking for, something to relax you and help you see straight in your life and give you the peace you're looking for. Have a great time, and remember that you are the conductor of your own trip, you can always focus and find yourself and change the flow of the high. When things feel bad, remember that you are courageous.
Tasslehoff Burrfoot - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 18:45:51 EST ID:JKArSw/X No.4812418 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Awkward pick ups... by Augustus Drambleston - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 03:01:00 EST ID:jw6gLUXg No.4812283 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anybody else here find picking up to be a little awkward sometimes? My dealer is a bro but I don't know what to say to him half the time, I just seem a generally uncomfortable. I'm not a very social person though, I'd rather just get my shit and go without the chit chat. This aspect of me leaks into many parts of my life, it's hard to maintain a job because of how antisocial I am. Anybody else feeling me?
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Eugene Hickleworth - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:13:32 EST ID:TZ1dpauY No.4812393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
always wondered about this.... isn't the smell really obvious when it gets delivered? Or do vendors use intelligent stealth to cover the smell (inside coffee jars etc)?
Ian Hiffingtetch - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:22:38 EST ID:BieIkxq6 No.4812397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Aaaaand weed is the one that's most easily caught. You can ship ocean lanes full of real nasty shit without anyone even flinching, but the green gets caught cause it in all honesty stinks like shit. I hate it when people don't pack the shit properly, I'm fucking ashamed of myself on public transport (inb4 poorfag communist).
Eugene Hickleworth - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:27:06 EST ID:TZ1dpauY No.4812398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought so... this is why I've never ever ordered weed, because I don't see how it can be totally smell proof.
Polly Follykune - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 18:36:19 EST ID:xStl10Oj No.4812415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I just hate it when they just finished lifting and are all retarded and jittery and buffed up and can't chill.

Cheap but good vaporizers by Link Shitrider - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 14:53:47 EST ID:91dtizzL No.4812356 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I was looking into getting a vaporizes mostly because I was getting tired of running out of either papers or tips at random times and because I wanted to see what vaporizing was all about, but most vaporizers I saw like the MFLB or the PAX were ll over 100$, and I'm not looking to drop that large amount of money on something I don't even know I'll like

So I saw the G-Pen slim ground material vaporizer for 20$ and I can't find many reviews online apart from the ones on their site.

My question is, is this vaporizer any good and are there any other ones in the <50$ range that are worth it or are vaporizers only good when they're big and powerful.
Albert Grandman - Tue, 04 Aug 2015 16:41:53 EST ID:4MZiY3Fz No.4812382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Puff co Pro is 75 but the best you can possibly and its guaranteed to last you a long time. If it's faulty they'll replace it. Makes huge clouds and has the largest chamber you'll ever see. Better than any of the expensive over 100 pens.

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